Happy now! Happy! Fine, go ahead! Please! And exclusive sensation, ecstasy, my name is Crosscheckin' Padded Room Radio is back on the air, you mother fuckers! My name is Darien, I have returned for another week of horror bullshit! I got the whole Compton Posse in the house tonight, my main man buddy is here! Hey, what's going on? What's going on, big buddy? Oh man! So when on my first Harley Road trip last night with the chapter? Oh yeah? Well you're here today? Yeah, well you've been too bad.
I went in my car. Oh, I was just gonna say this. Fuckin' ass, all your bike does account. No, no, my bike went into shop Thursday right before the ride. You're serious, you really took your car. Yep, so I was in the back behind everybody and brought the waterers and stuff. What should timing that was, I tell you. You were the chaperone of the Harley Road. Wow! You bring snack bags? I was a sweeper's sweeper. I don't even know what that means.
Sweeper's like in the back of the pack that keeps it on, everybody makes sure they're doing what they're supposed to. You got a road captain in front, a sweeper in the back. Well I was behind the sweeper. Okay, so you were like the road mom. Yeah, I'm a lover, right? Dude, that totally sucked. But I mean it was a great trip. We all had a good time. I think I would bow out. If I was... I would pay for the hotel, it was overnighter. Get fucked man. That's what's going on.
I know, that's what I'm saying. Speaking of which, special guest in studio Chuck is in the house. Hello, hello. Chuck, it's been a minute since you've graced us with your presence. It has been. By a minute, I mean, six to eight years probably. Somewhere around there, yeah. Yeah, man. What's going on, dude? Yeah, same old. Same old. Same old. Chuck was... It made... You may remember Chuck, he starred in the padded room production. Certainly did.
The low income zero budget masterpiece that was the padded room movie. And that's pretty much the last we heard from Chuck. Until tonight, God damn it, he's back. And he's, he's rare and to go. That's right. Right on, dudes. Chuck, what's up with you, man? Anything, anything fun? Anything cool? Nothing new. No, started a new job. Oh, very cool. What are you doing with yourself these days? Just hanging out with this guy. Oh, God, you work with, you're working with buddy.
You're a turkey warehouse of doom, of doom. Little bit. Okay, hold on now. Wait a minute. Now, have you been paid for your time? Not yet, actually. Okay, that's a running problem with these people. I've heard. Yes. So we got to be keeping an eye on that. Because apparently you'll just show up for a couple weeks. Oh, whoops. Yeah, for me, it was a month and a half. A month and a half, buddy, sex. I mean, right now, for me, it's pretty much all the same.
All right, you douchebags. We got horror news, listener mail. We are going to be closing out possession month tonight. Yeah, I did room. And we are moving on to bigger and better things. I say we do as we always do and kick things off with the little horror news, mother fuckers. Oh, yeah, let's hear it. Horror news. What you got, buddy? All right, six flags, fright flest.
This year's six flags, fright fest will feature a handful of brand new attractions based on 11 horror properties included saw, the Texas Chainsaw Masker, and trick our treat as well as the conjuring stranger things in Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. To weight your appetite, there's a sneak peek if you look on blood and you're disgusting. I'm into it, man. Yeah. I dig the horror attractions. Have you ever been to one of these big theme park, and things? No, I always wanted to.
I went to the Universal Studios Horror Nights two, three years ago. Dude, the attention to detail in these fucking things is bananas. That's awesome. Like, I mean, we're waiting in line for the Texas Chainsaw Masker thing. They got a guy with the green shirt and the shitty polaroid camera. Right. We're running around, snap, and you're picture. It's a good picture. You're gonna love it. That'll be two dollars. Oh, God. That's cool. Bro, seriously.
You seem to have got the blood going down his face and everything. It's nuts. I don't know that we're gonna get the same level of horror fanboyness out of a Six Flags. Yeah. The Universal takes it a step up from Six Flags, but it's fun. It's like a giant. Have they done this before Six Flags? Oh, yeah. The horror thing? Yeah. Oh, okay. They close down the park after like a certain time and half of it's full fog. They got the sliders, right? Or is that not spary farm? The fucking... The zombie...
They put like a metal knee pads on and they slide... Oh, they spike up. Yeah, spars, yeah, yeah. Spars, they'll fly that of them. Yeah. That might be not spary farm now that I think about it. But that's pretty nuts too. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, you don't normally see zombies sliding on concrete. But they did. That'd be pretty cool. I mean, really like... I guess anybody could do it, really. You put some metal knee pads. Alright, well, whatever. That's fun. Well, that's all I got.
So did you got anything? Oh, boy. No. Okay. What do you got? We're off to a disappointing start. We're talking about it. As expected. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. I got big news coming out of screen facts. Oh, really? Are you ready for this? I got 4K full bonus material upgrades. 4, 3 of our favorite horror titles. Number 1, drag me to help. No. You will not find car combat in a better sequence than that, especially involving an old hag.
Number 2, a movie very near and dear to my heart, Shocker. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. And Land of the Dead. Oh, interesting. What do I want to chose that one? That's a good question, man. They seem to just pick random horror movies to do the upgrade. I got my birthday a couple of weeks ago. I'm going to give card. I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to head on over to screen factory and pick up some new titles. Yeah. I get over there. I click the page, staring me right back in the face.
Creep Show 3. Whoa. What the fuck are we doing here, gross? Creep Show 3? Have all of them three? That's the worst movie I've ever seen in my natural life. Yeah. Okay, top, bottom five. What are you going to say? Have you seen our movie? I have. I made our movie, Chuck. Right. Son of a bitch. They just picked the weirdest movies over there to give the 4K resolution to. Does the name Marcus Dunston ring any bells? A little bit. Okay. You guys seen a movie called The Collector.
Oh, yeah. How about The Collector? We're possibly talking about a trilogy. The collection. Oh. Is in the works. Now, we, he's teased us with this horse shit before. Okay. It doesn't necessarily mean we're actually going to get the goddamn movie. Right. But he's on Twitter, excuse me, X, and he's talking about things being in production and production meetings and principal photography. Okay. So we could be off and running with that. Hmm. You guys, Disney fans, at all?
Yeah. Trailers are up for MouseTrap, an unofficial Mickey Mouse horror movie. Okay. We're. Now, I watched trailer. Other than a guy in a big dead mouse-esque NCAA mascot costume, there's really nothing to indicate anything Disney and or Mickey Mouse. But the trailer was only about 14 seconds that I saw. Okay. So I think we're floating down the river of Blood and Honey, the one of the plume- Oh, right. There's a lot of other movies. So, ah, heads, whatever it is. Whatever you want to do there.
The Witchboard Remake. A remake, huh? It's already done, dude. It's already done. It's out there. And it's going to hit VOD next week. Interesting. Not getting the best remote reviews. Yeah. Hmm. Almost the last time you watched Witchboard. No, it'll probably ten years ago. Not, Tom Hardy is listening to this and he's pulling his hair out right now. And I'm sorry, Mr. Hardy. But I'm going to tell you it's a mediocre movie except for Tony Ketain and her shower scene. Right.
That was pretty kick ass. Yep. The rest of the movie is, it's almost got like a gay undertone to it, like the two dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. Oh shit. Who from you forgot you were here? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm wrong with that. You love those two dudes. And they're butt sex. Whatever they're doing. But it's a, I mean, okay, if you put it on the Kevin Tenney, like power rankings, not as good as Night of the Demon's.
Right. Leagues above Witch Trap. It's what I will tell you. So it's in there. I feel like there's no place to go but up for a Witch Board remake. A barring, of course, Tony Ketain's boobies. Yeah. I don't know. All right. Well, you ponder that. It's going to hit VOD next week. Haven't seen it yet. But again, not getting the best reviews. Not that reviews mean anything to me. I'll check it out. Okay, I got some big news for you. They're hot pants. Oh yeah?
And I want you to keep your hands where I can see them. Oh yes. Yes. Dexter. Oh. Resurrection. What? Starring. Michael C. Hall. Yes. Really? Yes. Returning for another series sequel. Wow. So was that nine? Um, yes. But I don't know if we're counting the prequel series that's in the works. Right. Hmm. I don't know. I make this for it. Okay. But how disappointing was that last season? It was terrible because I had to hurry up and wrap it up. Okay. So, barring the last episode.
Maybe not as bad as we remember. Right. The last episode was dark. Yeah. So, there's that. Mm-hmm. But this could take us in a whole new direction. All right, bros. That's all we got on horror news. You guys ready for some listener mail? You betcha. Hey, yeah. Listener mail. Yeah, buddy. Let's start things off with an email here coming all the way from Sydney, Australia. It's our main main team. Hey Tim. The dummy of horror subject line Dracula is not dead tough.
Hmm. Hey guys, what's happening this week? Hoping all of you are doing well. Okay, meat hook. High rise horror. Hmm. Number three, demons two. All right. Yeah. I suppose he's right. That is technically a high rise horror movie. Uh-hmm. Number two, evil dead rise. Number one, the Belko experiments. Oh, yeah. I did too. That's a good one. It's because it's an office building, buddy. I was thinking like apartments and shit. Yeah. All right. Yeah, Tim. Son of a bitch, you guys. Good call. Good call.
Terra domes. So I've thought about this a lot at first. Dracula seemed like the obvious choice, but after much thought, I think art would take this out. We don't actually know what art the clown is yet. After Terra Fire 2, he does things to prove he is not human. Dracula has a lot of power, sure, but in every film he's in, he's defeated pretty easily. So put me down for art the clown. Daryl, I have no idea who you are. I'm sorry I have failed you. Stay beautiful. You beautiful people.
Well, thank you very much, Tim. Uh, to be honest, I forgot who, uh, yeah, okay. Yep. Right on. Uh, Chuck, who do you think would win in a fight between art the clown and Dracula? I've got to go with Dracula. Dracula? Yeah. That's my guy right there. Right, I'm only giving you one vote because I'm technically counting you as a host now. Okay. So that's all you get. Right on, dude. It's all worth. That's it. We only get one vote. I only put myself down for one. I don't worth that.
Except sometimes when I feel like fixing the fights. And then I just tell you who won't win or worry about those. Which does happen from time to time. Uh, right on, dude. We've got some voicemails coming in here. All right. Let's kick things off in beautiful downtown Anderson, Indiana. Here comes Coup Newcombe. Hey, what's going on? Good evening, gentlemen. What's up, Coup? Good morning. Good evening. This week you have, uh, three on a meat hook is high rise horror. Yeah, but it's that.
So I've got number three demons to. Okay. The weirdest hell, but I like this. Does that go like a sense of moving? That's number two. Hold her guys three. That's a terrible moving. And number one. I don't know if you may have seen this back in the age of my sister. And I used to watch the crap out of this. Okay. There's a segment in the, uh, a little movie called the cat guy. It's just been like the higher-rise apartment. You get a gold right on the outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Falling. Anyway, that's all I have. I have a good week. Beautiful. Thanks for holding Coup. Thank you. Dude, that, that cat side movie is fucking ridiculous. Yeah. I mean, it's a good show. Uh-huh. Um, why can't James Woods just quit smoking? Right. They're like kidnapping his family and brutalizing him. You know, that notwithstanding that the part where the guy is banging the millionaire's wife and he's got to go around the outside of the building.
Yeah. Yeah, that'll pucker your butt cheeks right up. I don't care if you're afraid of heights or not. Right on the Coup. Thanks for calling in, dude. Chuck off the top of your head. Yeah. Do you, does a high-rise horror film come to mind that you particularly enjoyed? Like, themed high-rise? I mean, just really any horror film that involves a large building. So, like, 28 weeks later, was there a... I would call that a high-rise horror film. Yeah. When they chase the Metha stairs.
Yes. Incidentally, if you run into Jeremy Renner, he will talk to you about that movie at length. For long periods of time. Do not bring up the Jeffrey Dobry. Jeffrey Dobry's, yeah. Because that's when he shuts right down and you are dismissed. You don't want to talk about it? That's it. He'll talk about adventures. 28 weeks later, no, they did not set him on fire. That was a stunt double. I learned that. And, yeah, don't talk about Jeffrey Dahmer. Because apparently, they hate him on time.
I thought. Let's get down to our main man in Alabama. Here comes Alan. Hey, Alan. Hey, Alan. Hey, Alan. Hey, Alan. What's up, hope everybody's doing good. What's up, Alan? Paradome. It's gonna be Dracula. Oh, okay. Mr. Daryen, you're 13. He's got me. Let's see, high-rise horror. What do you think of that? Number three, I'm gonna go. It's gotten a lot of love from the horror crowd. Not really hard. But, definitely in a high-rise. Definitely a lot of cool violence. The raid redemption. Oh, yeah.
And I'm gonna go. Donovan Bidth is the opening. And finally, Evil Dead Rise. And just honorable mentioning those. That's really not hard. Once again, a lot of high-rise and cool violence. Dread. That's all I got. That's all I got. That's all I got. Bye. Beautiful. Thanks for calling me. Thanks. He mentions Dread. He's talking about that judge-dread movie from, it was 2013. There was also a horror movie called Dread.
It's a Clive Barker adaptation about a couple of college kids that are doing a term paper on like phobias and fears and different things like that. That one's pretty good too. Okay. Because they end up kidnapping a chicken. Naturally things go awry from there. Right on, Alan. Thanks for calling me and dude. Right on. Let's get over to Southern California. Mr. Tom Harv. Tom Hardy has arrived. Hey, yo! Hey, Tom Hardy. That was my favorite degenerate this week. We're here.
I hope everyone is doing well. And we can go on. Okay, we're going to get in real quick. There's a catch on the educate here looking at the 13 dough. Yep. You got it, man. There's a good split. It was. Yeah, I know it doesn't really make a whole lot of fun. That's fine. There's a bunch of bottles. There is. I don't know. I have fun fling toys with that. Me too. Anyway, on the what are you looking at the apartment? No, what are you going to do? You did get to catch a vent arising again.
That was awesome. I can do a lot of Amazon or something like that. Yeah. Love that split. Always a good one. I agree. And if you get to catch another one called Init's Ranger's House. And it's a, you know, what do they call it? Sound footage. A player with type movie. I can't think of the name. Sound footage. Tom Hardy. I do. I got you. I got you. Pretty forgettable. Okay. It's been three days ago. I can tell you a whole lot of the solid. It's typical looking in the, you know, he's in the house.
You know, we can humor around. Makes him noises. Sure. And you know, everybody acts like Oh, No. It seems like you had a both kind of fiancee. I chose it based on how long it was. Okay. Just because the short one. You know what? I don't mean fine. I don't know. I'd say yes this. Okay.
What else? Oh, yeah, on the meat cook there. We got high rice. Yes, and You gotta say you know what for number three to be down for rest I gotta say I wouldn't have thought about it, but he did mention it, but I think he's right candy man Now that would fall in there and then for number one and I know this is just a me thing, but okay Demon two, I don't know everybody loves demons. Yeah, I remember that but that did take place and I wrote it did play up and then
Yeah, demons telling out what not. Uh-huh. I Don't know I remember just loving that point. Haven't seen it forever. Don't know if it holds up But remember it fucking loving it. Okay, not as good as demon one. I know that's where I might help happen to grow Mary, but all in all still a good Oh I got the Paradoh yeah, Dracula versus dark. What do you think of that? I don't know what's going on with the Paradoh here, but it's easy to all blow out
Not all I think it's gonna continue that way here. Okay, put me down for Dracula. Yeah, and That's all I got. We'll probably go love you like family. Bye. Love you to Tom Hardy Demons to man, so here's the problem I have with demons too Good show doesn't make a lot of sense, right?
Mm-hmm, and especially if you watch it like right after demons like the first demons it makes zero sense So I feel like that movie should have been just called other demons creepy Apartment or something you know what I'm saying like if you didn't call it demons too It would have been fine, but since you're you're watching it in conjunction with the first demons then you're like this doesn't make any sense at all I don't know man. Maybe it's just me. It's fine. It's a good high rise horror
I will say that and it has a willy the pimp coming back willy the pimp god damn. I love that guy. Mm-hmm beautiful black man That is all we have on the listener mail my friends do you guys have anything for Tom Hardy Alan Cooper or Tim? Thanks to everybody for calling and writing us the best very much the best yeah, I think it's movie time y'all. Oh, yeah 73 Apple take one mark the story of Alzheimer's is never about one person my PhD thick You want to get that house you need to sacrifice
You need to be about sacrifice. Hey, they want to make a movie about We will live and document our subjects physical and mental degradation over the course of two one month periods Okay, good. I'm not interested in being exploited I Start I mentioned that death's been swig walking pretty bad. So let's set up surveillance cams Really quite afraid with your late night gardening
This is not normal sleep walking you should come see this. It's not good Do you remember a man named Henry Day Hardin when missing 30 years ago? I tried to wash you no matter you know the notion of spiritual parasites does exist That's right, bros. It's the taking of Deborah Logan. Yes Six stars on IMDB written and directed by Adam robotized stars Jill Larsen and Ramsey and Michelle Ang this one's got a hard r-rating
For senior citizen nudity. Yeah, which I did not know that I was signing up for right? I watched this movie didn't do anything for you and we'll see in there. I mean Booty old booty. She takes good care of herself. Yeah, yeah, that one for an older lady. Yes. I mean well, okay
We are in Xima, Virginia. That's a bad thing for a town right there. It's just called acne Virginia. I know Itchy scratchy Yeah, yeah Small town obviously and we are opening up we're in found footage territory here in mates We are opening up with a student film Documentarian our tour who is explaining that she is doing a documentary on Alzheimer's. She's got a rag tag film crew behind her. We have
The usual chuckleheads. We have the AV guy and then we have like a set design guy and we have like a photographer dude It's you know, there's always the squeamish dude. There's always the There's a thug in every every
Film crew for some reason and then we have the Heather Donna Hugh type. Yep, that just wants to get out there and film everything because she's gonna make a difference And this is gonna be her big project and it's gonna I don't know jumpstart her career and who gives a shit Anyway, her name is Mia and she is doing the documentary on Alzheimer's We get a very quick little snippet of her introducing herself and you know, this is her film project or for her PhD
I think she said yeah, and it's gonna be a big deal. So good luck to you Mia For the Alzheimer's project we need an actual Alzheimer's patient and we have found said patient in Exama, Virginia Mm-hmm, Zuma. Am I saying it wrong? They say it Exama. Exama spelled Exuma right, but yeah, they say Exama They never said how much they were gonna make though. Do they because I was trying to find out how much it was like
You know, oh, we're gonna make money on this. I was wondering how it's a good question because throughout the movie One of the dick faces that is on the film crew was like I'm Double my rain around leaving. So how much is she paying these chuckleheads? I wonder yeah I have the same question about this. Oh, you're not getting paid. Oh, no So put that thought right out of your head
But he's been here for years. That's so far. I've paid him one subway foot long Yeah It was a foot long, but it wasn't so weird So Yeah, that's where we're at she found her her patient so to speak and we're going to meet the Alzheimer's Victim I get that the lady that has the Alzheimer's The titular Deborah Logan we start off by meeting her daughter Sarah outside of the house House looks great. It's a huge colonial style farmhouse
Surrounded by woods in a small town, Virginia. It looks looks absolutely amazing. Uh, we meet Sarah who was played by Anne Ramsey You guys recognize Anne Ramsey. Yeah, I'm mad about you. I'm mad about you She was recently in a horror film called Brooklyn 4.5. Hmm, which is really good. Okay. In fact now that I think about it That might play into next month's I titrary, but we'll get to that in a minute
Um for the purposes of this movie Sarah the daughter is a little rough around the edges. Mm-hmm um Looks like there might be some issues there to start off with. I mean she's she's Afficable enough. She's got like uh, you know She's happy and she's happy to see the the film crew
Trying to take care of her mom trying to take care of her mom by herself. Obviously that sucks also Um, this is where we kind of find out that the film that me uh, the documentarian is offering quite a bit of money Well, I don't know how much exactly some money to Sarah and her mom for the purposes of making this documentary They need that money bad. Mm-hmm. So that's up right right there up front
We meet Deborah Logan um played by Jill Lars and she looks good. Mm-hmm. I think for uh being a 70-year-old
Alzheimer's patient, right. I would put her in there. Yeah, mm-hmm. Um, she looks way better put together than Sarah. I would say yeah Not that I'm like Looking at you know 70-year-old ladies, but if there are any listening Uh, she's like at the initial meeting she seems um You put your thing So you only use a half-time recently forget about you Mr. Man But he's like I'm gonna check on my grandma real quick
Make sure she's not listening to this show. That's right Um, she seems like uh with it she seems like mentally Coherent. She's president. She's like oh film crew. Oh yeah, okay They kind of walk around the the premises and talk to Deborah for a little bit at the end Deborah's like Ah, this is this is way too invasive. I'm not interested and then Sarah takes Deborah aside She's like look mom. We really need the money and she kind of does like a little
Crying thing for a hot second and then Deborah's like okay. Okay. Well No, no, we're not doing it. So they send Uh Mia oh me and the film crew away, but then they get a call a little bit later saying okay, we're in So they come back and then they start filming like Deborah in her everyday routines Uh starts off innocent enough Um typical Alzheimer's stuff
Deborah is kind of like showing them around the house and she's like oh um This is a genuine Um, uh, um, uh, what do you call uh oh bedroom set This is a genuine bedroom set that came from my aunt when she lived in the house and things like that Just kind of like her slightly losing Her vocabulary periodically like she can't find the words Uh, so that's kind of cool. I mean, it's not for her
But it seems at this point innocent enough to where it's like okay. This is early onset Alzheimer's. Yeah. So We don't have too much of a problem just yet Uh, everything is going well Um, this is where we meet the neighbor Harris Now Harris Seems to me like he might be a little too invested in Deborah inner daughter in the house. Mm-hmm. What's going on with these two?
Were they banging at one point? I think so. I think so. I hope so for the amount of time and energy that Harris has put into this At least he really wanted to definitely yo yeah, and I like to think that at some point At least a handy j came into the equation. So maybe he was beating off outside of her window. I don't know Harris is very protective of Deborah answer um Everything seems cool like we talked to Harris Deborah is preoccupied with a certain patch of
Yard I guess they call it a garden, but there's nothing there really. It's just a tree and a bunch of dead fall and She's like constantly just like looming around this Patch of dirt for some reason interesting, but innocent enough so so far Uh, Harris pulls Sarah aside. We get a lot of like hidden camera stuff going on here. Yeah, like the uh the filmmakers are like skulking about in the woods and they're like wait wait wait wait wait wait, do you think they're saying?
This microphone opens with their talker. Yeah, where knows the hey, which you gonna go out there and beat off But they love You make your hand too, which you could do make somebody He's like hey dude um nothing good is gonna come to this. Why don't you just get rid of these fucking people and uh You know, it's not good for your mom. She doesn't need the excitement. So just get rid of them and um And Sarah's like no, no, no, no, we really need the money and they're trying to help and you know
What what what else could possibly go wrong here? Okay, very cool Uh, Harris shoves off for a little bit now we get a little backstory about Deborah and where she came from and Sarah and uh what what brought us to this point. Mm-hmm. So Uh, Deborah was a single mom because her husband died when Sarah was about two
Mm-hmm. That sucks Uh, she had to quickly adapt to being a single mom probably in the late 60s, I'd say and uh started a phone Answering service switchboard old school like where you had to unplug the fucking thing and plug it into somewhere else
Mm-hmm. Now I'm not a stickler for details but judging by the age of Sarah and the age of Deborah um, I'm gonna say this probably happened in the 70s I don't think we were still using the plug and pull method on the phone, but again, I don't live in Exama, Virginia And I don't have I don't have Exama and um if I did I would get the proper ointments to cure That Exama, no, Exama, that's a face wash Yeah, actually and a girl who runs people over and kills them. Yeah It's a whole other side
We'll get to that later. That's part two. That's part two of uh Exama Virginia Uh, it's wacky But so basically this is what we learn is that uh Deborah raised Sarah by herself doing this switchboard operator situation um apparently she made a pretty good little chunk of change doing that yeah, but what she what we also find out is that Deborah uh learned all of the town's secrets and learned which dudes This guy's an alcoholic and if his wife calls
He is not at the bar of course he is at the bar and this guy is treating on his wife with Uh, that guy's wife so if his wife calls then that I don't know where he is or you know what I did she's got the dirt Mm-hmm, you know which hole to put your probe into exactly
Here those things and then you can you can listen to the whole shit apparently so there's that's how it goes down It's it's kind of like a uh I would call it like a 65 small-town dirt podcast Really is what it is because you could just listen to whatever
It's good yeah, the total it's crazy. Uh, very cool um Okay, so this is when things start to get a little wacky here with Deborah because uh don't look at me like that You see that chuck he gave me the slight slight eyebrow raise I get that a lot I know where you're going but you mean what I'm gonna keep your hands where I can see it, William um From there things start to get a little weird because I mean it starts off
Still we're in the realm of Alzheimer's here. So she does a lot of sleep walking she does a lot of uh Going room to room and forgetting why she went into that room. One night she wakes up in the middle of the night and just kind of uh
Not there anymore. Okay, that's that's bad news So good news is those that our camera crew has wired the entire house with all these security cameras And we can very quickly find out where the hell she went So we're trying to find her Sarah is freaking right out trying to find her mom
Roll the video the surveillance cameras back what we see is that she uh got up Went down uh, well first off she took like a weird kind of Stroll about the house and then she went down to the kitchen And she is standing at the kitchen sink In one second on the next second she is standing on top of the kitchen sink. Mm-hmm. So Either she's an Olympic high jumper or Something crazy happened and there's no time difference. Yeah, no time difference
So she just went bang bang and then she out the window right above the kitchen sink. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well that's creepy But we don't have time to fuck figure that out right now. We gotta go track her down Uh, so she went out the kitchen window where did she go? Let's all go outside of the kitchen window and see if we can track her down find her in that weird mysterious plot of Dirt that she calls a garden. It's got like one garden gnome
There is a garden gnome there. Yeah, and that's gonna come into play later. That's makes a garden I guess that's all you need really. Yeah, I need to get some gnomes So that all the dirt around my house can be called a garden and the HOA will fuck off Because then it will just be gardens. That's right of unsightly we don't you see my gnomes? Yeah, those aren't weeds on growing though
Fucking assholes leave me alone. I'm not paying those fines either uh regardless There she's out there and she's like clawing and scratching at the dirt Uh Very creepy very scary. What the hell she doing? I don't know eventually Sarah comes. She's like my mom mom mom mom Just calm your ass down Just kind of gets depth to like snap out of it for a second. We get her back to bed get her cleaned up Everything's cool. She's very disoriented the next morning
Okay, what happened? I don't know. I don't know what happened I got a bunch of fucking dirt on my fingernails and I'm all dirty and filthy and there's like some blood and scrapes on my hands You say and then we show depth the video and she's like that's impossible I couldn't have done that look at that. I did like a high jump thing on the sink How could I possibly done that right? All right. Well either you're crazy or we are or um, you might be Have a little bit of the old Maybe like uh
Like your head's gonna spin around. There's we pee but we'll get to that here in a second. All right wacky Um, from there we get into more it just kind of escalates from there. We're in full-on possession mode here and uh when we get into this style of possession mode
It like encumbers the whole house. So from here we go into like blinking lights slamming doors um, we have a particular vagina on the film crew whose name is Gavin And anytime anything happens Gavin immediately wants either a pay raise or he's gonna get in his van and leave
All right, you're a pussy. Yep, no congratulations. Get out of here. You're a big vagina I don't know what she's paying you, but it's too much and suck a dick on your way out um Also things are getting a little more heated with the neighbor Harris All of a sudden he's like really coming around and really being more insistent that uh Sarah get rid of the film crew At one point he actually offers to sell like his car and give them the money. Right. All right. So Harris clearly has
He knows something. Yes, something's going on here. Yeah, that point is like fishy. Yeah, fishy Buddy, it is definitely fishy Tulapia trout possibly salmon. I don't know bath baths even Wide mouth wide mouth baths, buddy. That's what it is All right, so now things are getting really creepy now. Uh, we get another sleepwalking experience this time Deb gets up and starts disrobing As she goes
Things are getting creepy. She's got the old switchboard Plug and play whatever that fucking thing is where you I don't know what you call that switchboard you take you. Oh, who do you want to talk to? Okay, let me unplug you from there and plug you Oh, sorry wrong one. Oh shit. That's not okay. All right
Um that thing starts like ringing in the middle of the night. Yeah, that's weird. That's what those did they rang Mm-hmm, and it's allowed obnoxious ring everybody wakes up including our film crew trying to find the ringing phone It's not a fucking phone. It's a switchboard Uh, they are running around they forgot that it was up in the attic fucking attic dude Oh, so Sarah or a dev is missing again Sarah is freaking right out. Where's mom? Where's mom?
Mm-hmm rule the footage back and we get the footage of her disrobing as she parades around the house in a catatonic state looking out windows and things like that Eventually we find her up in the attic nude Newtie for Rudy in manning the switchboard. Yeah, now she is um growling I would say yeah doing a lot of like Barking at the switchboard and stuff like that eventually Sarah comes calms her down gets her back in bed again
Get some fucking clothes on her too. I will say that Jill Larson Not about 15 20 years offer. Mm-hmm probably had probably a pretty attractive young lady. I would think so. Yeah, you even like in a Uh, a high-milk category. Mm-hmm. I don't normally do the gilf, but I will do a milk. You know what I'm saying? Uh shapely Like I'm we get to see some side boop here, right? And I think she was at one point in doubt All right, enough about me am I senior citizens?
Uh, we get her back downstairs. We get her sorted out We start reviewing the footage why she taking her fucking clothes off. I don't know What is she doing up there with the switchboard? How the fuck is that thing ringing? Because it hasn't worked in decades. Right. What the hell's going on there? What we see is a couple of things first off while she's there at the switchboard with the headphones on She's like scribbling something feverishly
So that's something to look at. Mm-hmm. Also when we slow the audio down we can make out some discernible words in the barking in the ground. Yeah Okay So why don't we check out the the scribbling first we take a piece of paper It was like she was like carving it into the into the paper So we take a piece of paper lay it on it and do that inspector gadget move where you scribble over it to find out what she wrote And we get the the word Dej A-r-d-i-n
I'm gonna take a wild guess at that. That's probably wrong. The fuck does that mean? I don't know uh roll the audio back slow it down a little bit try to figure out what she was saying Uh a bunch of vulgar stuff. Yeah, right fucking bitch. I was gonna wash you in the river Right That'll does that mean I don't know. Let's do a Google search on Desjardine and find out what that's all about Yeah, find out that there was a Bit of a kid diddler
Possibly in the in the area back when Sarah was a kid. Yep. We got three dead bodies young ladies all of them found in the river weird Carvings on their foreheads killed in a ritualistic fashion. Yeah, the shit is this all about man, right? This guy we do the the Google search on the Desjardine guy we find out he was a local pediatrician and he was linked to the disappearances of these young ladies. Yeah, and uh before he could be captured or prosecuted he mysteriously vanished
Mm-hmm Chuck. He vanished. Where did he go? Where did he go? He couldn't even be. What does he do it? What's happened? Mexico? Hopefully hope no Canada. Yeah, we're Canada. Maybe uh blame Canada sure or possibly Idaho Did I hear it's nice this time? Yeah, all right Pretty creepy. So what's going on with that? We don't know
So we go and ask uh Debra. What's up with this Desjardine guy? Do you remember that all the sudden like her eyes roll back in her head and she got And then she kind of freaks out and attacks one of the crew members About this time things are really starting to escalate our neighbor Harris Shows up outside of the house with a shotgun and just starts shooting all the windows out of the movie making van This causes Gavin or resident pussy to uh basically haul ass. Mm-hmm
Now I don't know that I a hundred percent disagree with Gavin on this one. I might have gone if somebody is shooting at me with a shotgun
I tend to go the opposite direction. Right. That's my opinion, but not if there's like ghost stuff going around. That's a whole other thing Um Very Scary stuff Excuse me Um at this point Debra is getting more and more freaky and we're gonna put a exclamation point on that by uh capturing her Swallowing her little Porcelain figurines hole just right down the map Uh, she starts choking obviously we grab her throw her on the ground and manage to pump those things out of her which is great
Um that night she goes missing again. We find her in the garden again Uh this time she scantily clad and just again rapidly throwing dirt everywhere Um at this point Sarah and Mia are kind of putting together what the fuck is going on here because This is clearly much more than Alzheimer's right. We got a bunch of paranormal shit going on here, dude so uh Debra needs like some more intensive care than we can offer here at the house by ourselves
Get her checked into a hospital. Yeah, excellent our uh AV guy Louise Wires up the hospital room with cameras and sound and all that fun stuff Debra is she's gone full Reagan at this point. She's like spasming and she looks like a corpse Stuff like that very scary stuff. She gets out and manages to Sweet talk one of the uh little girls there at the hospital
How she found Jason Voorhees's daughter. I have no idea but that's definitely who she came upon and they are making their exit out of the hospital Okay, that's scary stuff. Where is she taking her? I don't know luckily uh they Apparently there's an abandoned wing of this hospital
Sure, sure. Uh you would think that would be like sealed off or something But they just go wandering off luckily the cops catch him before any damage is done and bring her back Uh, they get her strapped down secured this time Debra and they get the little girl back in her little girl Jason Voorhees
Sweet whatever it is and this is when Harris shows back up And he is like okay Debra you are fucking crazy and what do you want me to do here because Yeah, there's some wacky stuff going on audio and visual running the whole time we find out that um um She basically asked Harris to kill her and Harris attempts to do so but then she spazes out and uh Rips Harris's neck open So now we get Harris in the hospital also
Sarah and Mia show up and they're like Harris what the fuck is going on here dude and this is where we get the big reveal that uh Debra being the um um switchboard operator intercepted a phone call from Desjardine back when he was in his killing spree And he had big plans of killing Sarah so
Debra and Harris got together and killed Desjardine and buried his body in the quote-unquote garden And that's why Debra keeps going out there and digging randomly in the middle of the night because I can crazy demons or whatever scary stuff so okay shit uh Quickly do another google search on on Desjardine and we get like a Documentary about demonology There's a doctor who knows how to dispel demons and get them out of you so we contact him and he's like hey dude
What you got to do you got to find the original dead body you got to like that some bitch on fire And then that will get rid of the Desjardine demon and you should be good to go after that Mm-hmm right just we know exactly everybody knows x-ball of course I mean not seen evil dead from 2013 there's only two ways to do it um So they're like gotcha run back to the garden start digging they don't find Desjardine just yet
But they do find the garden spade which we found out from Harris. It was what was used to kill Desjardine Got that some bitch. All right. There's no dead body here, but we did find the murder weapon excellent a All right, but then we remembered that Deborah was out there monkey pond the dirt a while ago and swallowed a bunch of worms and shit So what happened was we think Deborah got there before we did Where could she have put those fucking bones that body right?
So we started running through the house checking under beds look for anything uh The might have been disturbed and find a mysterious entrance to an attic that apparently nobody knew about up until now Go up there and what we find Chuck is basically a Jack-shack there is semen everywhere. What is all this white goop? Where did it come from?
Who's running up there and masturbating in the attic? Harris That's what I thought That's because she's up in the she's playing the switchboard naked so he's up there jerking it is fucking He's gonna pull just He's fucking he's gonna pull that dick clean off. What are you gonna do? A bunch of white gooey shit everywhere, dude. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know but they find like a weird patch of
installation that looks out of place running there grab it pull it out. Oh shit. It's bag of bones. It's full of snakes too All right, we got to light the some bitch on fire so they run down to the fireplace This part doesn't make a lot of sense to me at all, but maybe you guys can film me in
Uh fire up the fireplace throw the bones in there get them going big weird demon explosion Everybody freaks right out and runs out of the house Okay, I'm with you so far about this time is when Sarah's cell phone rings and it's the police officer and she's like hey
Your mom abducted the voyeur four-he's girl again and this time they stole a car and took off Okay now A thinking man would say to himself she's clearly possessed by the deja-r-deen pedophile demon I know how to get rid of said demon the body is already in the fireplace All I got to do is cook that motherfucker for another 15 to 20 minutes at 350 degrees Possibly rotate it during you know just to make sure we get a good base on it and our problems are over
Instead what they do gentlemen is grab the bones out of the fire and take them with them to back to the hospital Why would you not just let the the body cook and because that's how We already established that that's how you get rid of the demon is like burning up the bones, right? Yeah, I think it they think it didn't work They weren't ready in the movie yet. Oh clearly and I believe it was also in the script
Yeah, so that might have been problem number two. All right. Well, whatever. I mean I'm not compl- I like this movie and I'm not complaining That's just a plot hole that didn't make a lot of sense Regardless they take off they get in touch with the local police lady and she's like oh, yeah
Stole a car in there and I okay, well, this is where the bodies were fed the original bodies were found It was at the an abandoned mill We need to get up there as fast as we can because that's probably where she's taking this little girl to sacrifice her and complete the Desjardine demonic Ritual ritual of immortality or whatever it is
So they're like okay. Yeah great hop in the car What we did because like a fire break road that's a shortcut to get up there they get up there just as Debra and a little girl are there They're like hey Deb you want to take it easy Debra turns around and now has acidy spit Yeah, not creepy is that shit right one of the cops face
She's now part Zeno morph apparently. Yeah, so she goes he goes down and then her and the little girl go hauling ass into the mill It this part kind of pissed me off Because they say that Louise is the only guy from the film crew that's left Mia is there and she's like Louise she got a follow him you got a follow him and he's like why do I got a follow him and she's like I have to stay with Sarah You fucking bitch
This is your documentary I don't know what you're paying Louise, but I guarantee you it's not enough. Yeah Reluctantly Louise is like Ah fuck all right, so he goes taking off into the mill the cops are like 20 30 feet in front of him bunch of gunshots go off Louise turns a corner finds the dead body of the
female police officer. He's like oh fuck Comes around a corner it goes into like this weird cavey mind shafty kind of a thing and we get to see Debra basically deep throating the girl python style Mm-hmm lack of a better term yep a night vision. Yeah, and that little cut scene right there has been mean Thousands of times. Oh, yeah, and I think there are now like haunted attraction animatronics based on that that you can see it's fun. It's a fun little I'm kind of a thing
He stops her. He's like hey stop not that shit off and then she kind of pulls Uh the girl out of her mouth and she's like Uh at this point Sarah and Mia finally grow a parent catch up and they've got the bag of bones with them and they're like
No, no, no, no, then they fucking light the bones on fire and then Debra kind of snaps out of it and More police come in and they rescue the girl and everything is well and good from there the poor dad Yeah, I'd be fucking furious Yeah, and then after that we get a little post script of um like
A prologue of the documentary where Debra is fine. Apparently she Didn't face any criminal charges no for the acidy spit or the dead police officer Uh, get away with a lot when you have Alzheimer's Barely so uh and the little girl is fine and well and she now has a full head of air
Yeah, she looks well. Yeah, and she's healing rather quickly I was just a flu has really helped her out apparently yeah, you get a nice old lady spit on the scalp Row that hair right now happens when you get hit Get out of shot The coldest acts are coming in Right I've got the roundabout. Yep um And then a little girl gives the camera like a devilish smile like He he he and that's pretty much into your movie. What did you guys think of the taking Debra Logan good flick Yeah, it's really good
Uh interesting that they play on the Alzheimer's aspect I agree. Yeah, you know you You don't think of Possession with that kind of thing you they're just sick. Yeah. Yeah It's perfect person to take over totally yeah Just before my father passed away he had Alzheimer's nothing like that though He was mostly um, it wasn't swallowing kids Did I know Not it I'm willing to admit
mostly just mistaking me for like cousins and things like that and had no fucking idea who my mom was um His was more cheeky and fun like he would find things on the carpet like little lent balls and bring them to me Don't just look just like the state of Idaho
Oh, oh, okay, thank you. Yeah, it was I mean it was kind of tragic But it it could have been a lot worse obviously right things considered Um, I found this son of a bitch streaming on to be I think I've got a copy around here somewhere possibly on blue ray I don't know. I got fucking stacks Um, yeah, you want to check it out in mates. It's on to be it's a good show that is gonna wrap up possession month here in the pad in room We're rolling right into demon month
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Now before we get into this fellas, I want to enlighten you because Jason Harrow hit me up. Yes he did. And he got me his 3 on a Meat Hook. Let's get his thoughts first shall we? Where is Jason Harrow? He says number 3 scream. It's a good one. Do you like scary movies? Number 2, Evil Dead 2013. That's a pretty good one too. Daddy, I'll swallow your fucking soul. Number 1, Don't of the Dead from 2004. Okay. That one's pretty fucking gnarly dude.
As far as like immediate violence and getting kicked right in the dick. And you're going into a zombie movie thinking it's going to be a zombie movie. So what are you worried about? And then that little girl just does like the break dance jump up. And then Sarah Polly smashes the back of her head on the bathtub. It's not quite what you're expecting. No. Yeah. Alright buddy, why don't you hit us with number 3? Number 3 scream. Scream, that's a good one right?
You know what I think the best part about that is, what are we looking at? Probably four minutes and that's it for Drew Barrymore. She is on the face. That's what made it work. That exactly right. Yeah. She is the face of scream. All over all of the marketing stuff. Look at the movie poster. It's her right up there, right up top. This movie is going to have her star in it through the entire film. Yeah, she's got to be the final girl. Four minutes later. I love that about it.
Chuck, what do you got at number 3? So I'm going a little bit of a different direction with mine. Turns into a horror movie but the beginning, not necessarily, from Dustill Dawn. Okay, sure. That opening scene is just classic. Oh do you know? Yeah, the liquor store. Yeah. Yeah. That is good stuff. Did you ever watch the Dustill Dawn series? Not really. I have. What I will say, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it goes way deep into the whole shit. Mm-hmm.
I don't know. I didn't think it was that great. What I will say, say that I really liked about it though, was the guy that played Seth Gecko, did a spot on George Clooney Seth Gecko. Oh yeah. He was amazing. The guy that played Richie Gecko was basically a dime store mannequin. He just like, didn't move, didn't talk, just wore the glasses and that was it. And I also didn't like Wilmer Balderrama. Oh, he was in it?
Yeah, he was like the head of the Mexican cartel and he was like funneling people into the, yeah, Twister. He was, he was a bit silly. I'll have to check it out. It's, it's not bad. It's worth a watch. John Johnson was great. Oh yeah. Yeah, he played like the, the Texas Ranger that was trying to hunt them down. Mm-hmm. Thought he was pretty good. My number three, have you guys ever seen a movie and you can go ahead and make all the gay jokes you want called climax? Go ahead, go ahead.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm ready. I am not. I think I want to check it out. It's an interesting movie. It's made by Gaspar and Away who did irreversible, inter the void, very experimental French director. Now the cool thing about climax is that the crux of the story is that you have a dance troop that is sequestered inside of a warehouse dormitory situation and they're rehearsing for their big dance performance, right? Um, for this is the last night of their rehearsals.
Everybody's keyed in and knows what they're doing. Unfortunately, somebody put a little bit of acid in the punch and now everybody is, um, freaking right out and raping and killing each other. Yeah. And they're having a... How do I ever did on acid? There is a child involved and nothing good happens to this young man. Yeah, that's uncomfortable. But the cool part about the opening to this movie is that we get to see the dance performance right up front. Right.
And we're talking about probably, I would say at least 20 to 25 people, the choreography for this thing is insane, the music is insane, Sophia Batella. Oh. I don't want to touch her inappropriately. Frequently. She, yes. A lot of people think she's a dude. I don't care. I still want to have sex with him, her. I don't care. I don't care. That explains the mummy. Yeah. I like him, her and that one too. Right. Huh, man, whatever it is, I don't care.
But the opening sequence, the actual performance of the big dance, recital, choreography, whatever it is, is bananas. Because there's so many people running around and so many different like moving parts and like the DJ is back there and he's doing his thing and it's really, it lasts probably, I would say six to eight minutes of just all these people in so many moving parts and going back and forth. There is no horror at all in that opening sequence.
And the really cool part about climax is that it's all one continuous take. There are no cuts. So you start off and like the camera's over here and these two guys over here are talking about how they would want to fuck this chick and that's great. And then the camera just slowly goes over here where this young lady is talking about how she has this audition over here and she's, you know, kind of pumped and this is going to be a big opportunity.
And then the camera just continues on and that's how the whole movie goes. And then eventually somebody goes, I feel kind of weird. And then camera goes slowly over here and this guy's got a fucking knife and what's he doing? And then the camera comes over here and then eventually it goes back over there where there's three dead people and there's a rape happening over here. So we're going to kind of move over here. It's a whole ass thing. That's my number three climax.
How about number two, buddy? Evil dead rice. At a boy. At a boy, buddy. I made a great opener. It is. A tragic tactical error. I put the movie on and then I wasn't really paying attention and I went on about my business. And in the meantime, my kid brought a couple of his friends in there. And yeah, I got, well, one of them can't sleep. This was like three weeks ago, by the way. One of them can't sleep at all. Now that mind you, they only made it to the opening. Right.
And the other one was like, that's enough of that. Deakin has seen it like three times. He thinks it's great. But the neighbor kids. He's good for him. The other two are in a mental institute. The other one now has a fear of drones. Wow. That's very easy. Chuck, how about number two, big dog? So I'm going with ghost shit for number two. Fucking asshole. I meant to put that on my list. I meant to because I should have. And I completely forgot about it.
But that's OK because I got two other movies. Such a great opening. The rest of the movie is terrible. That's the problem. That's the fucking problem right there. Just watch the first five minutes of the movie. When that turned off. The byline comes loose and the very eloquent captain's dance is going on. And then lawnmower time. Just slide apart. And then you just get like a quick what happened. And that little girl. Yeah. The one left alive to witness all of it.
Yeah. Yeah. Just because she was hurt. It happened to be a couple inches too short. I mean, fucking had that on my list, buddy. I don't know why I didn't because that's bullshit. Good catch, sir Chuck. My number two, you ask? A little film based in Detroit. Low budget. But very I would say a film almost made by its ambiguity and its soundtrack. A little film called It Follows. Oh, yeah. I was playing with that one last night. OK, I get that. I get that.
What I love about it is you have what appears to be a rape interrupted. Young lady comes running out of the house and high heels wearing a nightgown. Screaming, yelling, here it comes, here it comes. Neighbors are like, are you OK? Are you OK? She doesn't appear to be running from anyone or anything. But all of a sudden she hops in her car and halls asks. And then before you know it, she's laying on a beach with her leg cracked. Like scorpion. Yeah. What the fuck happened there? We don't know.
We'll find out as the movie goes on. But you've definitely got my attention. And that soundtrack, dude. That is where it is at. That's my number two. How about number one, buddy? Go ship. You've sold the bitch. You've sold the bitch. As it should have been. I went a different direction, but that's OK. Speaking of screen factory and the weird movies that they choose to give the 4K resolution to, go ship is on the list. Wow. Yeah, you can get that on the screen factory.
That scene in 4K would be amazing. I'm sure. Yeah. Just that scene. Yeah. You know, I think it might bear a rewatch. I think it may not be as bad as it may be. I've seen it actually quite a few times. Yeah. It's fine. It's OK. Yeah, it's fine. It just doesn't live up to the beginning. Yeah, it can't. No. That set's a strong precedent. And that one was actually made by, I don't know if you guys remember, Dark Castle Studios. Right. Which was synonymous with making remakes of old horror films.
House on a hundred sales, 13 ghosts. Also did Gothica, which a lot of people will credit for Robert Downey Jr.'s resurrection. I like Gothica. It's interesting. I'll say it's interesting. Kind of weird. It's very weird. Right on. Chuck, how about number one big guy? So number one, I'm going with scream. OK. OK. I see we're doing laps. That's fine. Yeah. I mean, really those two I could put in either order, but scream just it was iconic. Sure. After that movie came out.
I mean, just the way they did it drew Barrymore dying. Who would have thought? Wes Craven, he's a genius. I agree. He is a genius. He had a very specific wheelhouse. And by that, I mean, there are whenever he stepped outside of that wheelhouse, usually went right. Take a movie like. You can get pretty hoki. People under the stairs. Yeah. All right. All right. There, Wes. That didn't work out the way you wanted.
What you need in a Wes Craven movie is high school kids, possibly in love, murders taking place, some kind of a bad boy red herring that we're going to blame this on. And then usually we sprinkle in some outlandish characters. We have stew and what was the name, Billy? Yeah. I think. And that was like, OK, so if we're going to go down this rabbit hole, Wes Craven like basically set the precedence with Nightmare on Omstreet. Unfortunately, he lost the rights to it.
Came back for Nightmare on Omstreet 3. Basically tried to redo. Fix. So from there, he basically tried to restart a new franchise with Shocker. But that didn't really work out. It didn't get the box office numbers. But then he comes back in 1996 with Scream. Mm-hmm. And this time, it does work. Boom. Boom, boom, boom. Unfortunately, I think. Sequals. All right. I mean, don't get me started on 6 and 7, but I think Scream 3 was the worst. Scream 3 was complete poop, dude. It was poop.
All right, enough about that. My number one, you ask. A little film I know you both have seen called Insidious. Oh, yeah. Now, here's what I dig about that. It's very subdued. And you know you're going into a haunted house movie. So that initial opening of the black and white as the camera slowly pans through the house. And you just see these little things happening. The chandelier moves slightly. You come around the corner and then that picture just kind of canks to the side.
It's there, but it's not really. It's not obscene. It's not a surreter in your face. It's just these slight little nuances of something is not right. Right in this house. And that goes on for probably about four minutes. I really like the music behind it, not the tiny Tim song, but at this point in the mood, we're not there yet. We're still in the opening sequence. I really like that. After that point, I'm not a huge insidious guy because to me, it feels very much like a poltergeist remake.
Yeah, I can see that. The crux of the plot is the same old lady old lady comes to save the day. And I'm actually kind of okay with that. I'd like it. I would say if I had to pick it, it's better than poltergeist. I would agree. 100% 110%. Oh, that is always the shit. I would rather go into the further than go into the fucking nonsensical toy vortex that's happening in the guest room. That's ridiculous. I'm going to the horror skeleton coming down the stairs.
Well, what the fuck does that have to do with that come from? Right. I know everybody loves poltergeists and I apologize up front. I love poltergeists. If you ask me, the best part of that movie, the chairs. The chairs in the beginning. That's about as creepy as it gets. All right, that's our 300 meat hook inmates. We would love to know what your top three horror opening scenes are.
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A remove, a мед-shoot out but the screen shakes a little bit and they look alike. And then it goes back to the site for zero to $700 North of the the acho!! Welcome to the Teradome. Let's start things off with last week's winner. In singles competition we had Dracula versus Art the Clown. The carnival had come to an end, tense and ruined, and bodies all around. As the sun rose over the carpathian silence fell once again, the body of the clown lay ex-sanguinated and shriveled.
The vampire prince would haunt again. With a vote of 72 Dracula wins over Art the Clown. 72! 72! Nobody took Art the Clown in this year's tournament. Alan had Dracula. So I think that has a lot to do with it. I don't know why nobody's taking it. I think we need to see Terra Fire 3 before anybody drinks on the Art the Clown. We still don't know what he is. I mean he came out of the ground, so he's at least a zombie.
He came out of that well in the fucking home of the ground, whatever that thing was. I just want to see more of that. So much unknown, goddamned. I want to see more of that lady that was in the Vernil Lavera, whatever her name was, in the angel Wonder Woman situation. Have you seen Terra Fire Chuck? I am not. Oh my gosh! You have spelled from the padded room. Turn it in my card. Yeah, yeah! Give it to me. Let's take a look at it. You can't come back next week until you want to. No!
Not till he watches at least Terra Fire 1. Take a look at this week's match-up, shall we? We are in the Inferno Conference round 7. As usual in need to bear with me, I am not much a verider. And I also have pneumonia. The recent murders in Tromaville had to be stopped. The TV PD were befuddled. No clues, no forensics, no nothing. It was as if the victims had been murdered by the air itself. Nelvin had already done a good job of rounding up the local riffraff, but no avail.
His size, putrid appearance, and unpleasing odor generally upset and intimidated the local criminal element. But this time nobody knew anything about anything. Deep in the Pine Barons, Dr. Jack Griffin plans his next attack. The killing was easy, but it brought him no closer to the ultimate goal, finding a cure for his own invisibility. Not reaching a normal human life was slowly driving him mad. The madness was taking him farther and farther from the cure.
The only piece he could find now was in killing. Those competition we have, the Invisible Man vs. the Toxic Avenger. That was a bit of a reach, I understand. I like Toxic. I don't know, I mean he's good at beating up thugs and crime bosses and stuff like that. I don't know how he figures out the Invisible Man though. A little hard to find. A little hard to find. His girlfriend is blind. So maybe she could sniff him out or something. I don't know.
I gotta go with The Invisible Man on this one, dudes. I don't know what to tell you. What do you think, buddy? I am gonna go for the Toxic Avenger. Okay, that's fair, Chuck. I know what's Invisible Man. Yeah, a boy. That's two for The Invisible Man, one for The Toxic Avenger. Let us know by next weekend, mates. Again, Mental Health Hotlines, Area Code 7753870275. More of the Mental Health Hotline. That was the Mental Health Online. Get us on the email at the paddedroompodcast.com.
Hit the male link and let us know what you think there. Or just click the the Terra Dome tab and you can vote that way too. It's just that easy. Fucking assholes. In the meantime, we've got to tell you what movies we've got to watch this week in a little segment called What Are You Looking at? What are you looking at? You guys wanna know what I'm looking at? What you looking at? The only thing I'm looking at all week long. It's a bug. Other than Chuck's bug.
It's an NFL flag playbook because I've got two, not one, but two teams in the championships this week, gentlemen. My daughter, Daphne and her Cincinnati Bengals are in the flag Super Bowl and for 6-0, 6-0, and my son, Deacon and his Houston Texans are also in the 10-0 flag Super Bowl. What are you looking at? The original. The original. Get ready for the new one. Yeah. Get ready for this one. I'm like you know what, I better rewash the old one. Okay. I don't understand the hate for Bill Paxton.
I am not a Bill Paxton fan. But I do like them. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, stop right there. Weird science. Yeah, I like him in this movie. Chat. Chat, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like him in this movie. I like him in Weird Science. That's about it. Dude. His voice is annoying to me. I can't stand the character. God rest his soul. I guess. I get the voice thing. He's got a very kind of, uh, amazing mind. No, no, it's got like a little naively. Bill Paxton had all his teeth chucked.
Wow. At one point, I did as well. He is the only man in human history to be killed by the predator, the alien, and the terminator. That is true. So it is true. You can go fuck yourself. My aunt Hendrixen almost pulled it off, but instead he got killed by the alien twice. Right. Instead of the prey, if he would have got killed by the predator and AVP, then he could have done it. But no. Yeah. Yeah, not a fan of the other guy in Twister, too. Twister also. There was another guy.
In that movie, Twister, that's also not with us anymore. Oh, the blonde guy. The blonde guy. Oh, man. What's his name? He plays Dusty in the movie. I can't think it was God damn name. His name is Doke. Hold on. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Wasn't a fan of his acting either. I'll tell you what I am a fan of. Universal Studios has a Twister right. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Yeah. A lot of cows flying around your face. We got cows. You're thinking of a dude by the name of Dusty?
There's Carrie Always. Was it no? No. No? OK. It wasn't Philips. It was. Yeah. See more hot. See more hot. You're not a fan of Philips yet. I'm not getting on me either. Get the fuck out of here. How dare you? How dare you? How can you not be a fan of Philips? It was. It's the same thing. I'm just not a fan. He coined the phrase, Sharding. Yeah, he did. How dare you, sir? How dare you? God damn it. But God knows this all. You know? God damn it. I'm not studio 54. Yeah, Boogie Knights, dude.
Yeah, Boogie Knights. All right. Well, Twister's fun. It's a good show. Yeah, it is. I never, so Irma Gersh, who's a listener to our show, is actually a storm chaser. And I am jealous. He broke it down for us. It has a lot more to do with evacuating places, clearing debris. You don't really need any kind of credentials to do. You just basically evolve into your thing. But you don't actually chase the tornado. You do. You drive right into it. Hey, I'm going to go right to it.
No, you see a house in the rubble. Yeah. Kind of going to check to see if there's somebody that you can pull out of it. And if you could, like, if they're tracking where it's going, then you can get out in front of it and kind of get people to fuck out of the way and stuff like that. I think drones have really changed that game. I would imagine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I didn't. That's the thing I never understood about Twister. What are all the fun things? There's those ball things. Yeah, what?
They're prehistoric drones. Is that what it is? Yeah. OK, they're alien. Yeah, it's just a sense like the wind pressure and all that weird shit in there. I can't even start going to do anything. It's not going to stop the fucking tornado. No. So why? Who gives a shit in the tornado? They just figure out how they form and wear and win because they still don't know that. OK, well, let's focus on it. How they go. I never know that. Yeah. Yeah. And then let's go.
Then we can worry about where it came from. Yeah, it's the end of my inning. I think it'll take care of it. That's what I say. Shoot it. I do have 15. Shoot it. I do as a guard and hose and just spray it. Shoot it. All I have this thing wrapped up my new card. Not this fucker now. It's going right. I'm going to spray left. So I'll slow it down. That's right. I'll be right next to you with a fire extinguisher. I'm going to save the neighbors. No. That's right. It really love me.
I'm going to make this game. Oh my goggles on. That's right. You guys are stupid. Yeah. Oh, Chuck, you get to watch anything this week. Can we go? You know what I've been checking out? I've been rewatching baseball tell. OK. Oh, nice. In conjunction. I was saying rewatching psycho. Psycho, I'm going to be sure. So yeah. The original? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Psycho's really good. I will say Psycho 2, criminally underrated, in my opinion. Really? I'll have to read this at that.
Psycho 3, and get a little weird. But Psycho 2, I thought was really good. I will say this about the Gus Van Sant remake. I mean, it's a shot for shot remake. It bombed horrifically at the box office. A lot of people will tell you that it's just the worst thing ever. But I will say this. Vince Vaughn is Norman Bates. Oh, man. Yeah. Did a great job. I agree with that one. Just creepy, awkward. When he pops out with the dress and the wig, it's like.
OK. But leading up to that, he does a great job of just being that awkward dude at the office. You know what I'm saying? The guy that's always there and nobody wants to talk to. And you see him coming down the hall. So you quick duck into a janitor's closet or something. I don't want to pretend. I'm not here. I'm not here. Keep going, Jeff. I don't want to talk to you. Right. You know? Yeah. I don't know that. I thought it was great. Psycho 3 and 4. Vera Farmega as mom. Oh, yeah.
Woo. There is a movie where she gets naked. I've seen it. Can I tell you the name? Please, please. She's addicted to cocaine and she works at a supermarket. Don't care. That's all I can tell you about it. But she does take her top off. I mean, I can look her up. All right. Yeah, it's in there somewhere. All right, and Mates F. So we're looking at how about a little immersion therapy, huh? Yeah. Let's go. What's your guys think of penance lane? Not a bad film.
I remember liking it a lot more of the first time I saw it. Watching it now is kind of silly. I think my biggest gripe about the whole thing was that the inside of the house looked very much like a haunted attraction. Right. Some jack-off was going to jump out and scary it. And it's exactly what happened. There was a jack-off and a weird outfit that jumped out. I've got kind of two outlooks on it. It was fun. I liked it. And anything that pays middling ex-restlers in their elder ages.
We got a double skim pool with. But it was, I don't even know how to. It felt very gratuitous to me. It felt like it was a little bit a movie that was made by horror fans, for horror fans. Now that doesn't necessarily make it good. I think it kind of felt like a cheap man's he never dies. Sure. I could see that. I liked how I didn't know what the hell was going on at the beginning. Like, you know, we were talking about opening scenes. That was my problem with it.
So the opening scenes, you know, you think it's almost like it was this extraterrestrial. Is this like a some type of, I don't know. Super natural element. Yeah. And then when it's not, the reveal kind of took it from me. Yeah. But the beginning was like, whoa, what the hell, I mean, it really captures like what the hell is going on here? Yeah. Because you hear like growling in the background and stuff like that. And let's be honest, I love Booker T. But he's not an actor.
No. And I knew there's Dallas Page. I mean, Diamond Dallas Page at least has been in like some Rob Zombie movies. But he basically plays Diamond Dallas Page. Yeah. And he's like, you know, he's an actor and outfits. Booker T trying to be like this ex-con thug. Is he not? I mean, not, I can't not see Booker T. You know what I look at him. You know what I mean. Yeah. At least when I see Diamond Dallas Page, I say, OK, here's a same guy. He's white trash. You know, he's funky.
He looks like the guy that would be in the devil's rejects. Right. Lifting weights in his front yard, having three teeth and getting yelled at by William Forsyth. I don't know, man. It felt very, it felt like the director was a horror fan, which he was. Right. And he just tried to mishmash too many things into one horror movie. Yeah. You got your, your what could be a haunted house. You got your ex-con. And then we bring in human trafficking or organ trafficking.
And then we bring in, and then he just basically went to Rob Zombie's leftover bin and got Scout Taylor Compton. Mad Max. Taylor made Mad Max. Who else? Oh, Daniel Robuck. Basically, anybody that was in a Rob Zombie movie ever and was like, I can pay you half if you come over here. So they all went over there. Was Rob some of these Michael Myers. He was also Sabertooth from the first X-Men movie. He's a big son of a gun.
But he should just stick to being a big son of a gun in a mask and with some claws and stuff. Because I don't know. I don't know. I didn't hate it, but I didn't hate it either. It just, if I would say it's good for a first time more. Yes. And it was mine. Watching it a second time. I'm not sure. It's the same. I probably wouldn't. No. Yeah. Never a second time. Yeah. Right on, dude. What do you got for us this week, buddy? Hi, this week, let's check out 2023's Walden. This is about Walden Dean.
That's an assuming court stenographer in a small Southern town. When he discovers he is dying, he decides to exact revenge on criminals who escaped their prosecution. Yeah. And you'll find this gem on Amazon Prime. Check that shit out. It made us do the same in compared notes next week. Right about now, though, it is time to educate me. The CD so Educating Miss Monica.
first my clues from last week i'm a single dead and uh... that sucks because i lost my wife in a house fire and now my kids are traumatized and i've hired somebody to help though she doesn't really help she just eats my food and complaints about everything
and i don't know what the fuck i'm paying her for that's the bad news the good news is that my estranged uncle just passed away and left us a fortune and a huge police a list eight of the woods it's great uh... unfortunately this house comes with a few secrets and mechanisms and
added bonuses and experiments and souvenirs i guess i should say room at a u-sq i am of course thirteen ghosts from two thousand great movie three i believe uh... remake uh... the remake is way better than the original originals fine but
dark cat it's uh... william castle which of course kind of became morphed into dark castle uh... william castle was the guy that did all the gimmicky movies where like uh... giant insects with swoop down in the movie theater while you were doing that while you're watching the movie freaky right out
or during the tingler he would electrify the seats and give you a little buzz i don't know how to do that shit still that is so cool i can take a little job to the butt we know you could might be this week you ask well gentlemen i am a uh... model slash aspiring at risk in
early nineteen eighties so how new york i'm also addicted to harrowing and possibly cocaine and living with my drug dealer which usually doesn't work out well uh... that's unfortunate but the good news is that a uf o just landed on top of the building and is basically uh... killing everybody
that has sex with me and extracting uh... harrowing laden brain juice from them as uh... i guess it needs like a combination of orgasm and harrowing and it's using me as a uh... vaginal farm i guess for victims uh... that sucks but the good news is that the bodies immediately disappear
so i i basically get to walk away scot free i would kind of like to go with the uf o's except that the uf o is only about the size of a dinner plate so there's that uh... that's not like a great time though it's very nineteen eighties and there's a lot of eighties imagery and music
and if you watch this movie don't make a lot of sense in fact if i have no idea what you're talking about right now if i had to read the synopsis i probably wouldn't have garnered any of that it actually watching the movie myself but there's that
whom i'd be you ask to the next week and i will drop some all of you in the case in the meantime i think that's all about there is for this week you guys got anything else on the week now all right thank you for having me yes welcome chuck come join us again anytime chuck you're welcome here in the
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