And it was a singing vagina. The Padded Room Podcast Ep.628 The Padded Room Podcast Ep.628 Padded Room Radio is back on the air. Beaches. My name is Darien. I have returned. I'm a little punchy this week. Yeah. Yeah, I am, man. I'm tired. I probably dehydrated my fucking legs or sore. I'm punching, man, man. buddies in the house, it was going on. I'm a little punch struck man. It's been a fucking weekend dude. And it didn't end till about 11.30 last night. You can check.
Yeah. A whole thank thing. What's up with you though? Did you get any issues with your leg? Because I remember before a while I was cramping or something. So I ran a half marathon over the weekend. We had to go to the avenue with the Giants California. It's it's in the California Redwoods It's about six hours away. So I got a six hour drive ahead of me To get there fucking start snowing. Oh shit. Yeah, going over the past is like 28 inches of snow all of a sudden
Fucking shit. Luckily we made it over before the worst of it But we still did have to drive through the goddamn snow We get there right everything's cool Airbnb is great. We got one two three four different families doing it To include a fucking squad plus of children. Okay So there's like a couple of the dads inside they're not gonna run they can stay and watch the kids while me and my gang of Fucking street soccer moms
There you go. They're attacked. Old California Redwoods. It sounds like a porno. Yeah, no, they can't keep up with me But we run is it was a lot harder than I thought it would be yeah Normally when I brought I trained in Reno and whenever I do a running California. It's a cake walk This one is usually this one was just like up and down and up and down and up and down So it was pretty it was pretty rough paid dirt paved
Oh, which is even worse. Yeah dirt's a lot easier on the knees and the joints and stuff But yeah, this was basically we just ran on the street So there is a there is like a highway that goes through the Redwoods They close it off for this marathon. So we did it
Here's the best part man. We finish the run go we go but we got two Airbnb's right Right one of them's got a hot tub the other one doesn't we got the one without the hot tub So we're like okay, we're gonna go we're gonna freshen up and then we're gonna head over to the other house with the hot tub We'll get the hot tub go we freshen up everything's cool. We go to the other house One of the wives Drops her wedding ring down an air vent. Oh no. Oh shit. Oh, damn now
We have a serious problem. Yeah on her hands buddy and everybody is sore and nobody wants to deal with this shit So you show up and that she loses the wedding ring. It was like an hour after I showed up So apparently there's a cool thing you didn't you could do I didn't know about this but if you have an apple watch You can turn the camera on and feed the image to your watch
Which is what we had to do we had to lower a kid what it's we had to lower somebody's iPhone into the air vent While the owner of the iPhone had the like the the camera feed going to his watch Uh-huh And then another guy comes in with a code hanger finds the ring and scoops it towards the vent And then once it's close enough you pull everybody backs to fuck off and then I reached out and grab it because I've got Long arms. Yeah
So she was able to get the ring we got the ring. That's awesome. That was a good hour. Oh, yeah It would be a very intense hour full of apologies to her husband. Oh, yeah, it was it was a shit show there Wow, well, we got the wedding ring back. That's good mother fucker But yeah, yeah, and then on top of that I don't get home until about 11 o'clock last night. I got to be at work at seven o'clock this morning. Oh, yeah, so
I'm I'm a little punchy. Yeah, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm a little a still dehydrated. I'm sure Yeah, oh, well that was the other thing of course to drive home Now because I know I'm dehydrated. I'm slamming water and so is everybody else. So we got to stop every 15 minutes Yeah, every six miles you take yeah, break or a car sick break because we got a bunch of kids with us. Oh, man Oh Buddy
How was your weekend big guy? Uh, weekend was good. Yeah, one of those things where you know leaving the other job having the weekend And then now that I'm now that I started a new job this week I'm still on the old schedule. So right now I can start at nine. Yeah, which is you know Just because we're not donating really. We're not gonna be starting up the whole company for another month or two cool And so it's just sleep in and go to work, but I am still scheduled so like the other morning
I got up at 4.30 my usual alarm time this morning 3.30. I'm like, okay, I don't know what's going on So I might have to actually stay up later There you go and then see if that works. Yeah, try to sleep in a little bit Yeah, kind of kind of maybe I don't know. I cannot sleep past six. Yeah me either I'm just used to having to be at work at seven every goddamn day. Mm-hmm. So Six o'clock come up and I'm usually in a panic too. Oh shit six o'clock. I gotta go right Oh fuck me it's Sunday
Right on dead. Well, we got a horse start to get into here. Well, I'm seeing you. Yeah, got a horror news Listener mail all the fun stuff that we do. Mm-hmm. How about a little horror news to get us rolling. Oh, yeah Horror news What do you got dare hot pants? Well, you seen George A. Romero's diary of the dead, right?
Oh, don't get me fucking started, sir. Well, it's gonna. Are you fucking with me right now? Nope Fire your ass Well, it's getting a new steelbook blue ray release I know you're excited for this one Why why would you do that? It's available at Walmart on steelbook blue ray for 2490, you know, I went by Walmart the other day they actually had like a train to Busan steelbook They that would be awesome. They have it. They also had a
Prisoners and a ghost land steelbook. Okay. I've watched that movie two or three times It still doesn't not make a lick a sense to me. Okay, Nicholas Cage as a samurai Outlaw, I guess It does not make any sense. They actually had like they don't have like a lot of like regular DVDs or blue rays They're racked with these steelbook situations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that's July 2nd if you decide to I'm not gonna know. No, no, man All right, so there's five new horror movies releasing this week
You ready to hear it at home by the way, okay, all right. All right. So this is from May 6th to May 12th, okay Go spusters frozen empire. All right, you can rent the film for 1999 or purchase it for 2499. You see it yet? No, I have not I'm excited to okay. I want to because I like the other one sure Abigail which you can purchase the film for 2499 or rent it for 1999
All right, I'm not gonna rent a movie for 20 bucks. No, if you're gonna spend that much you might as well just pay to extra five and just buy it. Yeah Founders day It doesn't say like any renting cost or anything like that, but it's available on digital courtesy of dark sky films. Okay I'm kind of curious about that one Larry Fessenden. Yeah
Mine body spirit which is a newfound footage horror movie. This is same thing is available on VOD, okay And see last stop in Yuma County This arrives Friday May 10th and select theaters and VOD Barbara Crampton in that one. Yes, some kind of a horror Western. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it looks pretty good All right, so that's those black cab first look at Nick Frost in a supernatural horror movie
Yeah, actually looking pretty good looking forward to that one. Of course you know Nick Frost from Sean the dead, right? You can expect that to come on shutter later this year. Okay. Yeah, check that out. Did you ever watch snowpiercer?
No, I did not watch it snowpiercer. All right me either Final season, I guess is coming to AMC and amc AMC plus this summer all right, so yeah, Sunday, July 21st at 9 p.m Okay, mm-hmm Now I know you've been really waiting for this one the tall man from phantasm Okay, finally gets his own funco toy That's right you can get your own tall man funco toy
The it's expected to hit toy shelf soon. It doesn't say anything like cost or when it just says soon delightful Yeah, yeah, that looks like the tall man from phantasm Yeah, if he had a brick for it. Yeah, stupid. All right. That's all I got what do you guys? I got a few things here there buddy What do we got here? Michelle yo will start in products blade runner 2099 series. Yes, I like her. She's a she's a really good actress. Yes. I enjoy her work
I'm not a big blade runner guy. No, I saw the original. I was like okay Ruger Howard ricker Howard and Harrison Ford and then I never saw this new one with Gosling. I did It was pretty good. I'm I still lean towards the original. Okay. I'm a big fan of the original sure. It's not yeah Whatever do but this is a series gonna be a series. Yeah, so you know what I like the the blade runner Like environment like the futuristic. Yeah, cyberpunk kind of thing
I'm into that so maybe I will check it out. Yeah. Oh, and tarot Hannah. Oh That was Sean young. Oh, yeah, yeah, Sean young. Yeah, that's what I think her mm-hmm Before Yeah Fickles I don't know this pickle Yeah, maybe not so much there Patrick Lucia will direct another 47 meters down and install it. Okay. This is gonna be the third one. Wow. Yeah, all right cool It's gonna be called 47 meters down the wreck
So Tim if you're listening, I'm sure you got a fucking bow to right now. Yeah, there comes some more sharks for your face Very excited for that. You know, I'm not excited for Riddick fear fury Another Riddick another one. Yeah, it's only been about 26 years since the last one. Yeah, is he in a wheelchair? He is taking a union break. Oh The very Squeezer it's right. Ah Let's be honest. He just kind of plays the same dude in every movie. Yeah, and
I don't I don't really care. Oh, I enjoyed the first one when it pitch black When it came out I was like yeah, I thought that was really well done. I mean still rewatchable sure These other ones that they tied into is like yeah, well the the one with Carl urban. What was that? Acropolis or something like that something like that?
Necromanager. I don't know. I don't know Party City will release a life-sized Terrifier to art the clown in clown girl and a metronik this year Life size animatronic I don't know about that All right For those that have a sex room she's a little girl. Oh It's not the one that you cut some half No It's a little clown you never saw a terrifying or two. No, there's a little clown girl. No, okay It's like we think is probably a
Fingment of arts imagination. It's a whole thing. Oh, okay. You got to watch terrifying too, but all right I'll put that on my list put it on your fucking list. Well, yeah, it's all I got in the horror news You ready for some listener mail? Let's do it. God damn it Listener mail. Oh No emails this week, but we do have a voice mailer too, Mr. Man. Oh, yeah Why don't we kick things off with our main man and Ella bam Allen's in the house Add What's going on Alan? Yeah, meet hook
Not too hot movies. I'm gonna go number one green room. Oh Sure, I'm gonna go dead snow yeah, mm-hmm part two and number three. I'm gonna go to the original dead snow Sure, I know there's others, but I can't think of a lot of them and I got no idea who mr. Daryen is I'm up skewer later. I'm up skewer this week. Oh, yeah I'm a hard to to think of horror movie you probably seen it, but maybe not I don't know
I didn't really think of a green room as a Nazi horror movie. Yeah, I didn't either I think not season I think like World War two You know Germans not a bunch of fucking losers in the Pacific Northwest Yeah happened to Well, way lay a punk band as I have you seen green room? Oh, yeah, I love that movie Patrick Stewart. Yeah, can be a right Motherfucker when he wants to you well done, mr. Stewart. Yeah, right on Alan. Thanks for calling in yeah
Let's get down to Rover. I should say to Anderson, Indiana Kupnukum in the house. Hey, what's going on man? Hey, hey, so real quick. Yeah, I yeah I haven't seen enough zombie horror or Nazi horror movies here specifically to Remember much of any of the titles, but there was one I wanted to ask you guys all right There is one I saw many years ago Okay, but I think it was cold like Frankenstein's
Army or something like that. Yeah, I can't remember what and And I swear that's the movie that that and I liked it I liked the movie overward, but I Didn't I say it was like very very damn similar to this older Frankenstein's army or whatever Okay, anyway check it out if you haven't Tell me if there is a similarity. It's been so long since but I know that they were like Taking the soldiers and turning them into some weird demonic shit
Yeah, that's all I have. Oh, buddy. Hope you made it in safe from you ride Wow that was unnecessary You are what you eat there Yes, Cooper it is called if you were thinking of the same movie. It's called Frankenstein's Army. Yeah Good movie found footage. It's It's actually the right it's a world war two Documentarian is following a group of Russian soldiers and they happen upon
I don't I don't think he was a Nazi though. I think he was I think maybe he worked for one of the access powers or something But if they find Frankenstein's workshop and he's basically bioengineering soldiers into these monstrosity Machine things remember that one they had like a drill bit for oh my gosh Yeah, the skido guy. Yeah, he was nasty. Yeah, he had a bunch of nasty things going on Yeah, dude good stuff
Thanks for calling in coop. Yeah, that was it for the listener male. You got anything for Cooper or Ellen Yeah, Cooper make sure I watch some dead snow. I think I really appreciate those you're gonna love the dead snow movies. Yeah Also green room is pretty good. It's more of a fucking neo-Nazi skinhead Yeah, but it's still a great horror movie What else you got there you got the outpost movies those are some of my favorites you got
Deathship more Nazi ghosts than anything. There's a good one called It's kind of hard to find because it's foreign, but it's called the house You have to find it under like how Hanzu or something like oh, yeah, good. Yeah, it's I think it's like Swedish or Norwegian, but it's about These two knots it's word war two and these two Nazis capture like a English prisoner and they're trekking through the Norwegian woods and they happen upon this old house
In the middle of the woods and there's a big storm coming in so they have to take shelter in this house and a bunch of weird shit happens from there That one's pretty good to What else you get there's a good world war one movie which kind of Involves not Nazis by proxy called death trench
I've heard that one. Yeah, yeah, there's a dude. It's like a whole subgenre and then if you get it in that Not exploitation movies then you get in a weird sex in Concentration camps kind of thing You know the Ilsa Movies she wolf of the SS. Yeah, you can beat you can beat right off to those things I'm gonna tell you right now. All right enough about that you ready to get into a movie
Thank you very much Alan and Cooper for calling it. Yes. Thank you guys check out Ilsa she will Yes, you can pull your dick clean after that one
Let's do a movie you fucker. Yes Creeping crawling terror that stands your hair on end and brings a scream to your lips There's nothing on earth like the mummy You will not remember what I show you now and yet I shall awaken memories of Love and crime and death Now I know who is hotter than He's going to kill her and make her a living mummy like himself Yeah, mummy mummy
This one got seven stars on IMDb. Yes Directed by Carl fru Written by Nina Wilcox Putnam stars Boris Carlov Zeta Joe Han and David Manners this movie is approved Yes, that's that's the only rating system they head back They either you either get a thumbs up or a thumbs down right? So we got a thumbs up and a very cool universal Glow with air playing going around love it. It's a classic man it is and it's pretty much a
Direct ripoff of Dracula. Yeah, I mean it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. They all came out You know, yeah, I can see why they did it so they kind of admitted the love story from Dracula The 1931 Beloligosi classic, but but it put it in this one. Yeah, so we got that going for us It's still kind of I would still call it a monster movie. Yeah, because the mummy is still the villain I mean there's no getting around that but at the same time you kind of sympathetic towards them right?
We start off in 1921 buddy with the Field expedition of the British Museum in Egypt We're gonna pick up after the big find they have located a Full-on mummy and they they dug him up and he had a bunch of Other shit with him little boxes and treasures and all kinds of fun things. We're gonna meet Sir Jonathan Who is the leading expedition?
Archaeologist yeah, and he's got a crony with him for some reason But when these movies were made it was like customary that there always had to be either a kid on the expedition Which made no sense right or a reckless degenerate? Mm-hmm, which also makes very little sense. Oh, yeah, in this case we have the reckless degenerate. Yes, I don't know what this guy's deal is He strikes me as Excited to be there a little too excited to be there. I'm glad you made the cut buddy
But you got to keep your fucking hands to yourself. Yes, you got to do He's excited. He's kind of a Dwight fry kind of a character from Dracula Anyway Professor or Sir Jonathan the big professor is there and he's like dude. We got all we found it man We got the money. We're gonna take him we can't technically take him back to Britain because we have this Deal worked out with the Cairo Museum, but we do get to study it
I'm very exciting. We got this box here. I don't know what's in the box. It's gonna be It's in the box. It's very exciting. Yeah, he calls his best friend professor Miller and he says hey come on over dude. We're gonna we're gonna check this shit out. It's gonna be amazing
Gonna blow your mind. We're gonna get all kinds of research grants gonna be awesome Yeah, professor Miller now is a He's a he's a different kind of an archaeologist But he is local to Egypt he's Egyptian right which makes me wonder why his last name was Miller But yeah, I could just go with that I thought I thought he's even got a fun a fun accent which doesn't make a lot of sense But that's fine whatever he comes up and he's doing some translations
We got the mummy the mummy is there. It's clearly Boris Karloff. Yes The mummy makeup is pretty good. I would say it was yeah for being 1930's oh yeah Professor Miller rolls up and they they we allowed the big box
And oh daddy we're gonna open this thing up. Mm-hmm could be gold and riches could be Whatever it was that was in the suitcase and pulp fiction Could be and could be who knows what's in this box do and or his box before they open it though They start looking at the inscriptions and professor Miller starts the translating it basically says
You open this box and you're fucking fuck fucker. Yeah death will come you get the big curse of the Egyptian pharaohs And you don't want it because it's gonna be bad to be fair if I read that oh, they're just trying to scare us
I'm gonna open the guy. Yeah, I'm gonna open it. I gotta do it. Yeah, I got now I have to like like how real could a curse be you know sure And even if even if they had let's say they had witches and stuff and said I'm putting this curse into this because when you guys open it You know decades Millennium's later It's gonna be nothing You know like what what what's gonna come out of there? I'm not gonna live forever So cockroaches, okay
Some kind of a heat rash kind of a situation. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, it's probably gonna stink You know what I know it's gonna stink for sure Anyway, he's like no, I'm not gonna be a part of this Miller takes off and Sir Jonathan is like what just come your ass down and Miller's like no, hey come here Let me talk to you outside for a second. I'm gonna set you straight While they're outside chatting it up our degenerate friend gets all antsy in the pants He's like
I'm gonna open it up. I gotta do it. He opens it up. It's the scroll of Toth is inside. Yeah, and basically what it is It's like it's high-roglyph, but it's written instructions on Basically how to raise the dead yeah, and it said that the these are this is This spell or incantation or whatever you want to call it is what was used by ISIS to raise
Osiris from the dead after he died I think or maybe it was a new piss. I don't know but yeah very exciting He's all antsy in the pansy and he's like who he's like writing down with the Hieroglyphs say he's not paying attention to what's going on that fucking mummy pops up right behind him and Up and running around and the mummy don't really do anything. It just takes the Scrolls growing heads on out and then he laughs and this fucking nut sack right into a hysterical hysterical
Just have a maniacal laugh having the best time of his life kind of a thing. He's just cackling it up But he did he does let out a couple of screams at first which sends Sir Jonathan back down He's like hey, which fair. I probably scream it first like I would take a dump in my pants. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what it takes a scroll off of leaves. Yes
That is yours. Yeah, let's tell you what you keep that and we'll pretend that I didn't shit my pants Be our unspoken contract if I get caught shit my pants the mummy made me do it My shit my pants are not what's with we as long as we stick to our story there was no Shit pants when you came out of your
See those right I right definitely did not witness any shitty of the pants. That's right You may have noticed a weird smell, but you paid it no mind you took your Hyroglyph and you were out the door That's right. That's the story and we're sticking to it. Yes Where's the toilet paper That's a see they did show. No, it's from the outtax Okay, so that happens Sir Jonathan comes down. He's like what the fuck happened? Where's my Hyroglyph thing?
He's like the mummy took it and he went out for a stroll and he's still cackling
Now we're gonna cut to 11 years later. It's now 1932 we've got a follow-up expedition Mm-hmm And we have Sir Jonathan's son Frank is now in the house and he's leading the expedition Him and his cohort there are digging and they've got like a like a gang of laborers that are helping them dig and yeah They're pretty fed up with the whole shit because Egypt is hot and they don't want to be there They're not finding anything and everything sucks
Like you know what we're going back to the British Museum empty handed. I don't care I really hate this job and that's when there's a knock at the hut and it's this creepy old guy It's clearly Boris Carl off again, but now he's wearing a fuzz and he looks 60 70 years younger 70 still Still very freeze-dried. Yes, but you know, he doesn't look like a mummy right? He looks like somebody that might work for a TSA
Yeah, something like that. I don't know construction workers. It's been out the Sun a lot. Wait did not use a lot of sunscreen Or maybe a goth You know the fan of the cure perhaps I don't know I don't know which way he's going He shows up and he's like you will not leave Egypt just yet and they're like what are you talking about old time Or and he hands them like a piece of Like broken up pottery. He's like I found this over here
It's I think it if you look at the inscription. It's from the tomb of a noxum namoon And that's where we usually probably dig next so just take your gang and head over that way I'll show you where I found it you start digging there. You're gonna find some cool shit I promise you and they're like Well, we still got the chain. We still got the gang of laborers and we got another day before we can officially leave this place
I'm not gonna question who he is. All right. He introduces himself as Artif Bay. Yeah, all right Strange name to go with you right Bay. All right, Mr. Artif Bay Well, see what you got there. I mean this looks like a legit piece of pottery. So we're checking out They take the gang over there. They start digging sure a shit. They come upon the tomb of a noxumamoo. Yeah This is very exciting and if you're a fan of the Brennan Fraser movies
You're gonna recognize a lot of these names the noxumoon. We're gonna find out who Artif Bay really is here It's emo tap. Yep, but we'll get more to that in a second Very exciting. So they start digging. They find the tomb of a noxumamoo and they're like oh shit This is a noxumamoo. She was one of the Princesses of ancient Egypt and this is very exciting. We got a we got the whole tomb Here all kinds of shit in there. We got the her mummy is right there. That's also very exciting
Let's get this going. Yeah, so now they're right back and now here comes Sir Jonathan who's still alive He's got gray hair now. He comes down and he's now gonna supervise the dig and Yeah, we get all that shit out We're just because this movie is made in 1932 and it's only an hour and 13 minutes long Mm-hmm
We just have to kind of hop scotch our way through this. Yeah, and assume that there's a lot of things that happen that we didn't see right So now we're gonna cut to like a A couple weeks later, I guess they get all the shit out of the tomb and it's now set up there in the museum in Cairo to include the mummy of a noxumamoo All the artifacts that came with her all that fun shit and we're having some kind of a gala event There's like a party happening to
Celebrate something. Yeah, I'm not sure what I don't know by I'd like to think that that just happened sometimes It's a horrible occasion and we're gonna meet a young lady by the name of Helen Grozvener Grovener Groven
She's pretty hot. She's played by Zeta Joanne. She had a very drew very more look to me. Yes. Yeah, yeah She's hot to trot I guess for 1932 and She's there with her dad and they're kind of enjoying the party and And we're gonna cut back to the museum at Cairo where art of Bay has infiltrated and somehow managed to kill one of the guards and how he's now using the
In case there was any confusion we can clear that right up. He is the mummy and he is emo tap but he's using his The scroll of toth to like summon the spirit of a noxumamoo And he's trying to put the spirit of an oxenamoo in the body of Helen Grovener. Yeah, so Exciting I guess How he came upon Helen Grovener to be able to just a random chick? No, she wasn't random She was actually a blood relative because I guess she was Egyptian and
Sit it later on that she's like a distant relative. Yeah, okay All by that so yeah, he's like okay. He's got to like say the Inquantation and then the guard of course catches him so he puts up the Vulcan death touch on him or whatever He's got like he's got like a cool ring and he does like a Jedi mind Kind of a good
And then you just kind of dies what yeah that he kills the guard unfortunately In the meantime at the Kalah event party Helen Grovener is getting very like woozy and she's like whoa I don't she kind of staggers out and gets into a car and she makes the guy in the car take her to the museum where Artif Bay slash emo tap is and she just starts randomly beating on the door and she's like And that's when Frank catches her right Frank being the son of Sir Jonathan
He's like hey lady what what the hell and then she just collapses. Mm-hmm. So he does the gentlemanly thing which is a doctor Yeah, you just scoop her up and put her in your car and take her home for a good Roger Hey, go right this in my notes see how this works like Whatever you should happen upon a disoriented young lady. You're gonna want to fuck her first. Oh, and then check her for ID Wait, wait, hey, it's the gentleman. We'll just check idea first to make sure she's 18 right?
No, no, no, no skip that mark. You have to fuck her first. Oh, she could die. Okay. Let me erase this Thing to do that's right That's how things went in movies in 1932 don't get mad at me mother fuckers. That's what happened That's right. He scoops her up. He takes her back to his place He's like hey, I found this random hot chick trying to get into the goddamn museum So she kind of crashes on the couch Sir Jonathan comes down. He's like, yeah, that's a pretty hot chick. He calls
Miller professor Miller. He comes by and For a second she gets up and she's kind of disoriented and she says the name an oxen of moon Which at this point in the film nobody should know Except for the two professors right because apparently that name hasn't been spoken in quite some time
She also mentions emo taps who they're like, okay, whoa this chick is out of it. She's basically speaking ancient Egyptian What the hell what do we what what what what what did she have at the party because I want to try some of that Excuse me So everybody's kind of confused there for a second at this now we're gonna cut back to emo taps slash art of Bay who's like Shit I
Sort of half-assed some in the spirit of an oxen of moon, which is great. I did kill a guard that sucks But I left my fucking parchment scroll of toth At the museum and now I gotta track that shit down So here's what we find out about emo tap. He's got like an apartment set up somewhere. Yeah with a random high definition HD TV Viewing pool I guess is what you call it and if you hover over it just right you can basically see whatever the hell is going on
Wherever and just you'll just know yeah, so he does that over his who needs witches. No, dude. You just need a pool. Yeah, and I don't know I guess you got a clean it twice a week You know, she builds up otherwise. Yeah, I don't know if you can get like you porn on But anyway, he's like oh shit. There's my there's my scroll thing Professor Sir Jonathan has it there at his house. He's like a woman head on over there
Mm-hmm and get get myself my scroll back. So he shows up at Sir Jonathan's house in the meantime Frank and Helen it's Watching it now it feels a little rapy Yeah, but it you just have to you just kind of have to roll with it because right he basically lays down on top of her
And he's like I won't have you laughing at me. I intend to make love to you and she's like okay I think I love you too, and then they make out for the way he was talking to her was so weird at the act I assume that's just the way it would I love you I Will do anything for you I Found you six minutes ago drunk and disoriented trying to break into a museum. Yes, okay. I will make you love me How many teeth do you have I know?
If that were to happen here in Reno. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna check you for track marks. I'm not I'm definitely not bringing you to my house So I will probably just
Call somebody and then be on my wax. Yeah, I love get the fuck it and put my mouth on you. No Anyway, yeah, they basically fall in love and Professor Miller comes out and he catches him making out and he's like Whoa, hey, oh that escalated and he goes right back into his study there About this time Art of Bay shows up and he's like I intend to speak to Sir Jonathan So he walks right in and while Frank is in the study talking to his dad and
This is when Art of Bay slash emo tap recognizes an oxen of moon. They basically just have themselves a staring contest Like right in the middle of everything. Yeah, people come out and they're like, hey Art of Bay's here everybody look at him And they're like she's just like locked on to him and he's locked on her and they're like I don't want you to leave And he's like I shall never leave your side young lady. We should definitely see each other again
I will have sex with you in the back of my car if you're so true. Yeah, wow, okay Now this has to suck for Frank who's officially like He just got his love. Yeah, but now he's being almost abruptly friend zone She is hot in the panties for Art of Bay. Oh, yeah Cuz she's like half possessed she likes older men well, she's half possessed by an oxen moon, right?
So all right, that's very creepy, but Professor Miller is like hey She's got an oxen of moon and I don't know about this art of Bay character
I think he might if she's an oxen moon and he's got to be a motel noxamine her. Yeah, so I don't know I think probably he said there was a mummy and he just took off with the parchment now that got it So he's probably actually the mummy and that's a motel it has to be right right Everybody's kind of figuring out what the hell's actually going on unfortunately
Hellen grove owner is officially wet in the panties for Art of Bay. Mm-hmm. She wakes up the next morning and immediately goes directly to his Bachelor apartment with the HD TV viewing pool Very cool statue it was the statues were pretty cool Cat statue. Yeah cat statue and isis statue and some other statues She gets there and he's like I'm glad you could join me. You can't have your dog in here though Because I got a bunch of cats so you have to put your dog over here
So she puts her dog over there. Was that a blooper? That whole dog thing no, okay, because when she's when like the cat was like hissing at the dog was like barking Yeah, and then she goes to hand the rope to the doobahinder and like slips out of her hand Yeah, the dog takes off. Yeah, the dog takes off But it was it was like she was passing it to the do that was behind there He wasn't paying attention and then right after that scene she had a big smirk on her face. It's quite possible
I was like I wonder if that was an accident. I like rewound it and then played it again I'm like look at this. I think that was a blooper because she was almost laughing about it You're supposed to take this yeah, you're supposed to take this and then it dog takes off You're supposed to take it off. Yeah, all right cut cut We're just gonna leave that in there and then and then it goes to another scene where showing her and she has like this Cheesy grin on her face like whoops. Yeah, it's a dog
I don't know what her dog but it goes straight like all of a sudden she's back in that train. Oh yeah But anyway the dog takes off and so does the cat and then Art of Bay slash emo tap is like come check out my Viewing pool. I have 38 channels for your viewing pleasure and he basically gives her like a we get a fucking flashback here And he kind of walks her through it
So basically he is emo tap she was an ox on a moon. She got very sick and died and emo tap was like the high priest of the the Egyptian King So it there was like a royal decree that you can't fuck around with resurrection But he was so in love with an ox on a moon that he wouldn't stole the scroll of toth and tried to resurrect her But he got busted halfway through it I think got got yeah, there was like a Mr. Man
And then his for punishment for that he basically got mummified and buried alive and that's where he sat for 3700 years which sucks and Yeah, that that's pretty much out went down but now everything is cool because She is taking over the body of Ellen Groveter and emo tap is there and he's
You need some lotion, but other than that he's feeling pretty good and we're ready to get this bromance started. Yeah Unfortunately halfway through this whole dissertation Whatever the fuck happened to her dog It's like a woman screaming, but she's like oh my dog
It doesn't take off after the dog so kind of snapped her out of it She gets back to the house and that's where the professors in Frank are there like oh dude You got the curse of the an ox on a moon you can't be you can't be fucking around it We're gonna keep you here definitely don't go see Art of Bay anymore because it's gonna give you the hoogie boogie which means you can Do you want to be hell or do you want to be an ox on a moon because you got it decided right now?
I love when he was drilling that question to her because like oh what happened to you? I was over his son so because the dog got out. Yeah, where's the dog? Yeah Die I definitely am not by a cat Definitely don't have a side piece right now. Yeah, it's just this dog Yeah, you're fucking oh yeah, she's out of it. You're banging art of Bay. So what's really happening?
So uh that's pretty gnarly, but everybody's like okay. No, no, no, no, she's not a slut She just is possessed by an ox on a moon and she's trying to get up with Emo tap we got to keep her in Helen mode and What we got to do is keep her sedated and I apparently she's getting sick all of a sudden Yeah, so there's doctors coming and she's like you know what? I'm just gonna
Duh myself. I want to look like a normal human being for Frank for a second. They're like yeah sure Yeah, you go ahead and put your makeup on there sweet tits Frank can we talk to you for a second and Frank's like oh look at her. She looks great Doesn't yeah, no, she was trying to sneak the fuck out of here. Yeah, she's not doing that for you No, she's trying to get fingered by art of Bay again. Yeah, the old man The old dried up piece of jerky down the street. That's right. And he's like
Shit, he's like no, no, no, no, no, we got this we got this he's more experienced. Yeah, what we're gonna do We're gonna let her go. Okay, and this time we're gonna follow her And this time when she goes down there, we're gonna go down there and kick art of Bay's ass Yeah, and then that should break break the spell is what we're hoping okay or as a plan so but uh Emotap is on it. He's watching this whole shit through the
42-inch flat screen viewing pool. He's like I got you mother fuckers um She goes back to sleep and then he first he kills uh Sir Jonathan mm-hmm by giving him the Jedi Fist squeeze gives him a heart attack um, and then they he sends one of his servants in there to uh start a fire in the fireplace, but he doesn't burn the scroll of toth He burns a bunch of random papers and then when uh professor Miller shows up
He's like, oh, thank god. He burns the scroll of toth so we don't have to worry about this anymore but then like a minute and a half later John or uh Frank I keep pointing to call him Jonathan from Dracula Yeah, Frank is watching is supposed to be watching um Helen and then
Emotap gives him the Jedi Fist squeeze which lays him down, but it doesn't kill him right There's a pendant of ISIS, which I guess protects him from that sort So not him out Helen pops up out of bed and goes wandering down down to uh emo taps place uh emo taps there and he's got like a whole wardrobe for picked out Very slutty bikini situation Yeah, I was like uh come on in babe. I got you some new clothes. Yeah, you're gonna love this shit come on in
You know, I'm gonna doll. I'm gonna take care of you girl. Yeah, I got you. Uh she gets all dolled up and her Egyptian goddess thing and emo taps like oh yeah, look at you baby um We're all hot to try um we just gotta do this quick ceremony real quick so we can be together forever
And she's like yeah, I'm down and he's like okay, I'm gonna have my my guy here He's gonna kill you and then we're gonna do the mummy thing and then after that we're immortal and that's gonna be kickass Right and she's like whoa whoa whoa whoa
Here comes his man servant with the ceremonial dagger and she's like ah hey now Whoa, whoa you had me it's a said dagger okay Well, we need to be stabbing people I thought you're just gonna pop in a blue tune and we'd be good to go yeah There's other rituals that we can do
Right don't fall stabbing. I mean they do but in a different way So she's like well, hey just hang out there for a second she doesn't want to give up the I mean she she wants to stay young And she doesn't want to look like a piece of beef jerky the way emo tep does So she's like all right well, hey
Let's just talk this out for a second. I am a priestess of ISIS and I am like I guess that means she's like the Bringer of light or something like that And he's a priest of a newbist, which is like the death god and he's like well
Yeah, I get that but do you want to be with me or not because we got to do this It's the only way and about this time we're gonna cut back to the house where Frank is coming to and professor Miller's like Dude you were supposed to stay awake you fucking asshole and she just took off
She's over there right now probably getting banged in the mouth. So let's go over there I don't know why I added that part That was Pagged in the mouth She's probably not That's stupid I've got a lot of growing up to do Goodness all right Hey, let's pull Before he comes in her mouth You have got a lot of We got to stop the whole shit man before he's fucking sticks her with the ceremonial dagger Uh, they get there just as eventually she agrees because she's like well
You're gonna kill me if I do or you're gonna at least if I agree to it then you'll kill me and then you'll bring me back Mm-hmm. So yeah, I'm down they layer down on the ceremonial altar They are just about to
Stabber in the heart. That's when Frank and Miller show up But just before that the statue of ISIS like raises the unk as if to say Ah you do not know you know and then the big light shines down on Uh Emo tap and that's when Frank shows up with the parchment he lights it on fire and then Emo tap basically shrivels up into a Bag of bones there. Yes, pretty much and then Ellen wakes up and she's like oh god. Why am I?
Dressed like a hua and they're like oh, I think you're kind of hot right? That's pretty much into your movie Let me take you back home. I love you. I kind of like this Egyptian. Yeah That's the end of your movie buddy. What'd you think good movie? I liked yeah, I liked this is It's a great start off to all these other ones, you know, it's it's good. Yeah If you like the print and phrasier movies, uh, you'll like this because yes
Pretty it's a it's a pretty faithful adaptation. I would say yeah, I think so uh, you know It's a it's a 90s Hollywood blockbuster summer smash hit with plenty of CGI scaribs and uh undead Dog people and things like that, but uh The the bones of the story are the same which I rather dig um Yeah, I'm into it. I mean it spawned a whole franchise of spinoffs and
uh, I have the legacy collection the mummy legacy collection nice. It's got the mummy the mummy's hand the mummy's ghost Son of the mummy I think Does it include the scorpion kings in there? No, no, it's only the universal originals. Oh, okay So but there was like getting up into the 1960s. They were still cranking out mummy And then get into the Aztec mummy movies which were the Mexican knockoffs. Oh wow
Which had a lot of mummy's fighting luch doors and things like that. Yeah, they're fun for what they are right Yeah, not a good not a bad show. You could probably find it. I think it's public domain now Where where did you watch it? You two you two sure. That's a good place. Mm-hmm Yeah, check it out in mates if you're in the mood for some mummy action
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That's right. Mummy's Day is coming up. I love you Mummy. Oh Mummy! Let's do a Mead Hook here, hot dog! Yes! The Re on a Mead Hook. This week's Mead Hook horror romances. I know, I know you're thinking, can it be a horror in a romance? I submit to you that it can. How about number three, buddy? I got, I didn't want to put this at number one. The Lost Boys. Okay. It is, it has romantic elements. I would say. He was totally into that chick. Oh yeah. And she was, I guess, into him and... Yeah?
I'm protecting him in the same way. I kind of feel like he was headed to the friend zone though. Like she was using him to get away from David and... Yeah. Like once, once, I feel like once the dust settled, she was like, oh thank you so much! Let's keep in touch in the J-hole-esque. Or she liked his purity. Sure. Come and join. Chick's always go for the bad guy. Mm-hmm. They do. I'm not gonna ask holes. I'm not gonna let that happen. Right? My number three is a movie called Spring.
Have you seen it? Oh. No. It's actually a pretty good movie. It's, uh, this kid gets in trouble. So he flees the country and goes to Italy, where he hooks up with a smoking hot young lady. Gets to know her, gets to fall in love with her. She's genuinely interested in him. Uh, starts finding weird syringes around her house. Oh. And, uh, make a long story short. I don't want to spoo- like, I guess I have to. She basically is a lovecraftian monster. Oh, wow.
That is maintaining, like, she's like 300 years old. Damn. But as long as she can, like, eat the occasional person and keep herself doped up, she can hold on to the hot chick. Persona. Wow. And he's got to learn to either accept her for being a tentacled, uh, crustacean, or, okay. He's either got to learn to accept that, or he's got to, uh, get the fuck out of there. Okay. That's what he's going to do. Mm-hmm. How about number two, dude? The fly. Really? You thought that was romantic? Yeah. How?
He was, like, totally in love with the lady. Sure. But then he turned into that. Yeah, but, I mean, still, he loved her. Dude, I've done some things to impress chicks. I'm not proud of them. But turning myself into an insect, that's where I, I don't care. I don't care how hot you are, dude. I am not, I'm not going. I'm not going to, I'm not going to turn into a fucking larvae. Buddy, I'm not going to vomit on food and then slurp it up with my weird straw appendage. It's disgusting.
Uh, my number two is a lesser known movie. I don't think many of you have seen it. It's called The Siren. Mm-hmm. It was on shutter for a hot second. Uh, basically you have a chick, siren, mermaid, uh, I don't know what she is exactly, but she cannot get out of this lake. Uh, she has to drown people in the lake to keep living. I don't know if she eats them, like, at the bottom of the lake, or something, it's never really gotten into. Yeah. She does kill some kids, though, unfortunately.
Uh, but then this deaf young man shows up at, like, a summer retreat there at the lake. And he's all by himself and he's heartbroken, because his girl, piece of shit girlfriend, just broke up with him. And, uh, he ends up falling in love with the siren, and, uh, they kind of have, like, an actual relationship there for a hot second. There's a weird scene where they have sex, but she's got to keep, like, one foot in the lake, otherwise she dies. Mm-hmm.
So it's, like, a weird thing on the, on the pier. Mm-hmm. It's very strange. Mm-hmm. That's, that doesn't give you a lot of freedom of movement. No. Especially for, like, like a doggy style situation. It's more of a lean. That's a lean. Doggy lean, I guess. But it's still a pretty good movie. It's made by the same guy that made, uh, they look like people. Oh, yeah. Have you ever seen that one? Mm-hmm. It's my number two. How about number one, buddy? Let the right one in.
See, now, that is kind of a controversal standpoint right there. Mm-hmm. Because you will say it's a romance. And watching it, you will think that it's a romance. Mm-hmm. But when you get to the end, you're like, she'd never gave a shit about him. She just needed another minion to do her bidding. Yeah. And now this poor kid got suckered into a life of servitude. Mm-hmm. Ah. I knew it was totally into it. It was, I know, but it's kind of, it really sucked for him. Yeah, I did. I think.
Yeah. That, they'd still a great show. Oh, yeah. I love that one. My number one Dracula 1992. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was hot for a windowed a writer. Mm-hmm. I was rooting for Gary Oldman because, I don't know, Kiana Reeves just seemed like he had a stick up his ass. Oh, yeah. Jonathan Harker. Mm-hmm. I don't know, man. But if you've ever read the book Dracula, that's not how it goes at all. Dracula is the villain. Mm-hmm. He's not looking to fall in love.
No. He just uses Mina as leverage pretty much against Harker. It's a whole thing. I'll do it. I don't want to do a deep dive on it. But it's still a great show. Oh, yeah. My favorite horror romance. Dracula from 1992. We would love to know what your favorite horror romance movies are in, mates. Let us know. Get a hold of us on the mental health hotline area. Code 775-3870-275. Or you get us on the email, which is still active. Disco to paddedroompodcast.com. Hit the male link.
Let us know what you think. Or just tag the little tab there that says three on a meat hook. And then you can plug your movies in there. If you will. How can we make this any easier for you? Would you like me to give you your favorite fucking horror romance? I'll fill it out for you. I don't care. I got free time. In the meantime, in mates, I think it's time we told you what movies we got to watch this week. And a little segment called, What are you looking at?
Yeah. I had a busy fucking week, buddy. What a packing and unpacking and running and applying shave balm. Oh, so good. What are you looking at? I got one movie in this week, buddy. It's called The Golden Glove. Have you heard of it? It's basically a true crime thing about the German serial killer Fritz Honka. 1970s killed, I think, six or eight different women in his disgusting apartment. It's gross.
It's gross on a lot of like... I mean, I don't know what post-World War II Germany looked like, but I imagine it was a lot of this. Like, these little dive bars would pop up. And people were just in these shitty economic situations. Women especially, because it's just right after World War II. So a lot of husbands and sons didn't come home. So they just kind of became barflies.
And borderline prostitutes to where, you know, they'll go home with anybody if they can catch a meal in a warm place to sleep. So it just gross. And then 70s dive bars, these clouds of cigarette smoke and body odor. And this is a... I mean, the actor that played Fritz Honka is actually a good looking dude, but they ugly the fuck out of him. Damn. Because Fritz Honka wasn't ugly, troglodyte, I'd be human being. Right.
But yeah, sex purve, very lonely guy, just really killed the shit out of these poor young ladies. Damn. It's nasty. And I watched it while I was eating slim chickens, which makes it even worse in a way, you know. And it's not even like the killing and the stabbing that was the gross part. It was like him and his goddamn dank apartment. Right. And with all the pornography on the walls, and checks are still going home with them.
And they're like, can I stay with you tonight? I'll fuck you if you want. And he's like, well, I gotta strangle you first. Damn. Gross, man. So was he a cannibal or just a killer? No, he was a sex killer, but I think you... I didn't actually do any research on it. The movie portrayed him as being a staggering alcoholic. But extremely horny and extremely lonely, so he would bring these chicks home from these disgusting dive.
That's why the movie is called The Golden Glove is because the bar that he would frequent was The Golden Glove. Oh, I thought that was a condom he was wearing. Oh, cool. There was no condom in such a mirror. Oh, okay. I don't think they even hold on a second. I don't think they even hold on a second. Let me put on my golden glove. He even knew what a condom was.
Okay. I just throw in the dick around, but by the time he would get these disgusting barflies home with him, he'd be so fucking hammered. Of course, he's not gonna get it up. So then he's struggling with all these gay thoughts. So then he, of course, he's gotta kill them because he's mad at himself because he can't produce a boner. Yeah. It's just gross, dude. Wow. It's so gross. I found that one streaming on Toobie. So if you want to ruin some slim chickens, that's a good way to do it.
Okay. That's all I'm looking at, buddy. What do you got? I was able to check out. It's not horror, but it's an anime. Okay. And it's a one piece. Okay. Okay. So this isn't the anime version of One Piece. This is a live action on Netflix. I've seen it advertised on Netflix. It is amazing. So check it out. I think, you know, I've never seen the anime version of it. I've heard, like, you know, my wife's son, he watches the anime a lot. And so he knows all about it. Great, great film.
And so it's a series and they are actually bringing another series into it for the live action. Oh, very cool. Yeah, really good. I recommend that. And then I also saw I'm watching American Horror Story starting from the beginning. So I'm finished murder house. Okay. And yeah. That's an arduous task. You got it. Yes. I will say this. I don't like it, but there is a continuous storyline. You got to pay attention to last names and timelines. You won't see any tie-ins until season five. Oh, wow.
That far out. Once you get to season five, well, if you're really paying attention, you'll catch a little Easter egg here and there in season three. But it's very quick. And it's all conjectual. Okay. So keep an eye out for that. Right on, man, that's all we're looking at. How about some emergent therapy? Mm-hmm. What do you think? Immersion therapy. What do you think of a bag head there, buddy? I loved it. Pretty good show, right? Yeah. I like it.
Yeah. I didn't quite understand the very end of it. Like that whole, there's shown a bunch of clips of everything. Yeah. So it's like, what the hell was all those clips about? Yeah. I think it was like a weird kind of... She's loose. She's taking parts of all of these dead people with her. Yeah, who's it sure? If she was in control of everything going on, I actually planted all these seeds and all these different people. I was like, I couldn't be too.
Now that you say it, I never thought of it that way. Yeah, I don't know. I was just a little lost on the very end. Here's what I don't understand. I mean, this is kind of a formula that we've seen before. It's very pet symmetry, very wakewood. And it's similar to talk to me. Talk to me also. Yeah. You want to spend some time with your dead loved one? Okay, sure. We can do that. But you have to follow the fucking rules, buddy. Yes. Nobody ever wants to follow the fucking rules.
That's what happened in Wakewood. They tried to take the kid out of the town. Pet symmetry, a told you not to put the kid in there. The cat's okay, sort of. But don't do the kid. Nobody follows the rules. And then everything gets fucked up from there. This particular occasion, you have exactly two minutes. Fuck around past two minutes and you're in trouble. Right. Naturally, nobody wants to listen. So everybody gets in trouble. And then here comes all the nasty shit. Mm-hmm. Pretty good show.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I liked it too, man. I like the, when you get the history of how she got there, what the whole, what she is and how she got put under the bar, why the bar is there, who put the bar there? That's the shit that I'm really into. I know. I know. The whole backstory. Yeah, but there's so much they could do with that. Oh, yeah. It's fun when they just kind of put it there and you got to do your own math. Right.
But when they take the time to, hey, you know, build this little universe for us. I like that too. Right on, dude, what is our immersion therapy for this week? All right, this week, let's check out 2023's infested. This is about the residents of a rundown French apartment building battle against an army of deadly rapidly reprude reproducing spiders. And you'll check out this gem on Shutter. Check that shit out. It makes we'll do the same in Compare Notes next week.
But now it is time for you to educate me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pack my bags and hit the road to Florida from the Pittsburgh area. It's 1982 and it's not too hard to pick up a hitchhiking ride. So I got that going for me. A couple of dudes pick me up. They seem alright. We stopped for some beer. One of them's getting a bunch of crap because he's black. We get headed on down. We're going to get the red. We're going to get the red. We're going to get the red. We're going to get the red.
We're going to get the red. We're going to get the red. Back. We get headed on down the road there. We get pulled over by some cops. And oh shit. These aren't actually cops. It's actually a family of psychos that killed some real cops and took their uniforms. And now they want to sacrifice me to the devil at Midnight. But name of the movie is Midnight. Oh. Right by Joe and Russo. All right. The same guy that wrote Night of the Living Dead. Well, very cool.
uh... it's low budget it's kind of silly actually but uh... so you made a sound way cooler than that probably uh... probably just wrote a nice commercial that's fine it's uh... it's actually uh... i don't know it's it's not good it's it's more it's it's more than that silly nostalgic slasher kind of
uh... early eighties horror uh... where where directors and writers were just kind of throwing shit see what happened was man you had uh... independent hits like uh... texas chainsaw master night of the living dead and these movies were made super cheap and they were made like
inside a two months flat right and they blew the fuck up made millions of millions of dollars so all of a sudden everybody says oh sh** we could do that uh... i don't know just start filming and we'll write it as we go uh... here's a blood here's some boobs
uh... with to what can we get a minute or do we have a minute or let's put a minute or in there and uh... some kind of a murder car situation i don't know just keep filming and will make it work yeah unfortunately really none of them actually worked but we did get a lot of movies like midnight
breath flesh eaters same thing uh... they they're fun to watch now but you know it's the spirit which they're intended uh... who might i be this week you ask i am a stranger in a strange town buddy i am a orphan newly orphaned seventeen year old moving in with my fucking jack off uh...
cousin in his parent my aunt uncle they don't like me i don't like them i'm in a new town i'm struggling to fit in the only thing i can connect with is my music and the one other metalhead that i happen to fall upon in the local uh... record store
and uh... we just found out that a retired rock stars also living in this neighborhood and he may or may not have unlocked the secrets of demon rock and all we got to do is break into his house get his sheet music start a band with our loser dnd friends and then we will then be come rock gods buddy
yes we don't play the ship backwards because then all hell's gonna break loose but we can have to play the ship backwards because it's gonna be even more kick ass right let's do it and who might i be you ask to the next week and i will drop some knowledge on the inmates
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