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The faster you run, the quicker you die. Because once they were almost human, shock waves, the deep end of horror. That's shock waves, buddy. 1977 got 5.5 stars on an MDB. Directed by Ken Weeterhorn, Directed by John Kent Harrison, Starring John Caradine, Brook Adams, Peter Cushing. We are in Zombie Town. We are not in Zombie Town, dude. I don't know what else you call them other than zombies. I don't know if they were actually zombies. They were just like a medical experiment or whatever.
Just ugly guys. I don't know. I mean, they struck me as dead. I'll give you that. Yeah, man. I mean, they were more killers than they didn't really eat anybody. I kind of wish they would have. And some of these, oh god. We'll get there. You'll get there. You ever notice how like there's, in every zombie movie, there's one dipshit in the group of survivors. It's just a stupid ass. In this one, I feel like they're all dipshits. And they're all pretty stupid.
Yeah. Because they do some really stupid things, buddy. And then the fucking pisses me off. I like the movie. But these are the dumbest group of people that I've seen in a long time. Right. All right. I think Richard Simmons wasn't here, too. Oh, yeah. That throw was something, huh? Holy cow. Anyway, we start off with a quick little monologue and some World War II footage about a elite unit of German soldiers from World War II were trained.
And during the fall of Nazi Germany, the Nazi started experimenting with supernatural elements to try to create a super soldier. And there was a unit that would fight only with their bare hands and they would kill everybody. And not, there seemed to be unstoppable. But none of these, the soldiers from that unit were ever taken alive. And none of their bodies were ever found. Bum, bum, bum. Yeah. And then we cut to Prologue Part 2, where we have a young lady adrift at sea in like a lifeboat.
And she's pretty beat up and sunburnt and dehydrated. Oh, yeah. And she gets rescued. And now she's like writing her own monologue about, oh, I don't know how long I was at sea. All I remember is some guy grabbing me and then, but the horrors that I came from and all this time, so now we get to actually start our movie. We start off on a sightseeing cruise, I guess. I don't know. Oh, yes. Like a little tour. Like a private tour. Yeah, on a really shitty boat.
Yeah. I would not pay for, I would, no, I would want to inspect the vessel before I paid money to go on there. Anyway, we got about seven people on this boat. It's like a scooter. And I guess they're somewhere in the Caribbean area. South Pacific, I'll say. That makes the most sense to me. I don't know. And what do we got? We got the captain who's played by John Carity, salty, crusty old guy. We have his navigator, I guess, a guy named Keith. He's like the young stud of the group.
He's got the mustache. Yeah, and the long flowing deacon hair. We have a random single chick played by Brooke Adams. Her name is Rose. I think she's pretty hot for Keith. Yeah. We'll get more into that in a second. We have the neurotic couple, Norman and Beverly. All they do is complain about everything nonstop. We have the random single guy, Chuck, who looks pretty good with his shirt off, but he's got the full 70s fro. Yeah. The white guy fro, which is very Richard Simmons.
It is. It's Simmons and George Hortz. Oh, yeah, sure. He's got it all. Yeah. And then we have the cook, a crusty old alcoholic named Dobbs. And I think that's about it. So we're chugging along out the South Pacific and everything's going cool. The captain's yelling at Keith all the time because he can't remember coordinates or navigational points or anything like that. Rose is out doing a little scuba diving already. We're getting underwater footage, a Halloween style of like an old shipwreck.
Yeah. Just kind of laced in here periodically. Rose comes up from her dive and suddenly everything goes yellow. Yeah, that was weird. I don't know what the fucking point of that was. All right, I think that was like them. I don't know. I don't know what it was. But everything goes like Sephia yellow. Yeah. Everybody freaks out. Why is everything all yellow? Shit is this all about it? And they're all like, ass. Fucking yellow, dude. Yeah. Maybe we got John Duster something.
This of course starts Norman on a... He immediately wants to have a muppney and take over the ship. Yeah. But it's not like the captain. And turn around. He wants them to turn around. Why? Why? Because everything was yellow. The captain has no control over the contrast. Over anything. Really? I mean, he's complaining because the boat is making a lot of noise. Yeah. The captain is saying, oh, yeah, we got a worn crankshaft. Whatever the hell that means.
But yeah, that has nothing to do with everything being yellow while the sun. So, yeah. Now, while the sun, Norman wants Norman? Yeah, Norman wants to have a muppney. It's like, we need to take matters into our own hands. There's an able-bodied sailor and he needs to talk to the captain. We need to turn around. I'm just going calm the hell down, man. All right.
Well, that night, after everything goes back to normal colors, Rose comes up and like Keith is like the late night navigator, which means he basically just sits at the wheel and reads newspapers and does crossword puzzles. He's staring with his feet. He's staring with his feet. Rose comes up. Clearly, this was meant to be a sexual encounter. But I think Keith may have been gay. Maybe. Because no interest in Rose. Yeah, there was no vibe in here. No, Rose was kind of hot, too.
She looked good in a bikini, you thought. But played by Brooke Adams. Yeah, you know who that is? Yeah. The guy who plays Monk. Yeah. That's his wife. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Oh, very cool. Tony Shalube. Very cool. Boy, he kicked it up a notch. Yeah. He's out of his league with her, right? I don't know. Anyway, Keith isn't having anything to do with it. But for dinner that night, they tell ghost stories and stuff around and everybody's freaking out. Oh, I think we ran into a ghost ship.
While they're up there, not having sex with each other, all of a sudden the radar picks something up and they look up and there's a giant fucking ship. Go right at him. Yeah. Oh, shit. So they got to do invasive maneuvers to try to not hit the ship. Good news. They don't hit the ship. Bad news. They run aground in the process. So they scraped the bottom and now they're run aground somewhere and they're not 100% sure where. Captain comes up. He starts yelling and screaming at everybody.
What the hell happened? Well, I think we hit a ghost ship. You son of a bitch. Oh, okay. Now we cut to the next morning. The captain is suddenly gone. He's just vanished. Yeah. We get to see the wreckage of a ship. I don't know if it was the ship that we thought we saw. I think it was supposed to be the ship. I do think it was supposed to be. Yeah, but it didn't look the same. No, it's all wrecked. Yeah. Rust it out and it's run aground too. So that's all fucked up.
They're like, what the hell look at that thing? Yeah, how the hell did you miss that in the middle of the night? But they can see in Ireland right there like right where they are. So that's good. So we don't know where the captain is. We think maybe he went ashore to try to find some help. So that's what we're going to do. We start loading everybody up. We have one life boat, which is about the size of this desk.
We have fucking punkass Norman who wants to bring all of his luggage, which is like five or six giant carry on bags. At first they're like, yeah, okay, well, we've got to make a few trips anyway. So they go in and on their way back, they find the captain because it's a glass bottom robot. And there's John Keradine, all 90 years old of him, underneath the boat, it's supposed to be dead guy. Right. I tell you what, man, I hope I looked that good at 90. Right.
I don't know if he was actually 90, but he's old as shit. And apparently he was out swimming around or something, maybe trying to figure out what happened to the crankshaft. He's so worried about the crankshaft. Anyway, he's dead and now we got to get everybody ashore. So we get everybody ashore. We're start traipsing around the island and now we're getting like more underwater footage, but now we get to see our Nazi zombies.
They're all in a watery grave and they're all popping up and they're walking around the bottom of the ocean. So that's pretty scary. Yeah. Zombies on the bottom of the ocean. Mm-hmm. Fuck off. Now, good news, while we're there at the deserted island, we find like a big building. So somebody must be here, right? Yeah. So we start headed towards the building. What it is is, I would say like an abandoned resort. Yeah, that's what it seemed like.
Hotel, maybe. Yeah. That's where I've seen that resort in a few different movies. I wouldn't surprise me. It's actually, it was actually filmed at the built-more on the Tampa Bay Beach, which was abandoned for about four years during the time of this shooting. It's since been renovated and is now back in business. Nice. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So anyway, they're looking around. There's nobody there. The place is completely abandoned. And all of a sudden they hear classical music.
I don't know where. Where's this music coming from? So they start running around trying to find the source of the music. They find it, it's a little record player sitting in a hallway. Yeah. So they run down there and they're like, well, somebody must be here. This music didn't play itself. And this is where we meet the island soul inhabitants, Peter Cushing. Yes. Peter Cushing in the house. He looks like a Nazi, even when he's not a Nazi. Some rights, you know?
Yeah. I mean, he played that guy in Star Wars and he was kind of Nazi-esque, you know, playing the, what is that, the Empire? Yeah. And that is, like all the times he's played Van Helsing, he's always looked like a Nazi van Helsing. Yeah. And he's like 90, he's 90 years old. He can't be more than 120 pounds, right? Yeah, those movies are silly, dude. Those old Dracula movies. Mm-hmm. Because you had like 6 to 180 pound Christopher Lee as Dracula.
Yeah. And here comes, you know, little old man, Peter Cushing. And it's got to look like Peter Cushing is beating the shit out of great big Dracula. That takes some acting on his release part. Because, you know, nobody's buying that. He feels like Kenny Bedrepaunst. Ow, my eye. I'm okay, but seriously, ow. God. So that's great. He comes down. He's like, what are you doing? He's got doing his best German accent. Yeah. What are you doing here? Why are you here now?
And they're like, hey, you know, we ran aground. And we don't mean to bother you, but we'd like to get the fuck out of here if you can do that. And he's like, how did you run aground? What are you even talking about? And they're like, well, does that fucking other shipwreck out there, you know? And we didn't see it the middle of the night and our fucking radar was off apparently. And we almost hit it, but we tried to avoid it and we ran aground and now we don't know what to do.
He's like, shipwreck. There's no shipwreck out there. And he's like, yeah, it's a great big one right over there. And he's like, what was the name on the shipwreck? And they said the Praetorian. So he's like, oh, shit. And then you just see him just haul ass out. Yeah. He lines out. Yeah. And this is where we get a better look at Peter Cushing. He looks very Nazi-ass character. No swastikas or anything, but he's got like a big scarred up face, big scar on his face. He's rocking an ass cut.
And he's got his guns out. But apparently he left his biceps and his other luggage because he didn't have any. So little scroney old man running around. He goes out there and he sees the wreckage of the Praetorian and he's like, oh, fuck. So he goes running back inside. In the meantime, we have our group of jack offs walking around trying to get a feel for this place. It's completely abandoned. It doesn't look like anybody's lived there in quite some time.
Which begs the question of how the hell Peter Cushing lived there. Because I don't see any food sources or any of that. But whatever, I'm not here to pick this apart. Yeah, where's the power coming from? Yeah. They get all kind of figured things out for the night. The next morning, they're like, okay, well, we got to eat. We brought a bunch of food from the ship that we ran aground in.
So let's send dobs, the alcoholic, overweight alcoholic guy back to the lifeboat to get the cans of food and bring it back here to the resort. So he's like, yeah, I'll do it because it's my fucking job. Watch was a real peach, by the way. Why would you send him? You know, why would you send him by himself? More to the point. The guy's like 80 years old. He's a big fat fuck. He's a drunk half the time. Yeah. And if the zombies had it, I mean, probably would have had a heart attack on the way.
Go through the mud. All right, whatever. Dobs goes out and he goes back to the lifeboat, gets a big sack of canned food. And he starts heading back. He's walking through like a swampy area. And for some reason, he takes his shoes off. I didn't understand that at all. No, I don't know either. And to be, this was, again, we're dealing with some real dipshits here. Yeah. I don't think dobs, I don't think there's zombies even touch dobs. Because you see him step on something and he's like, yeah.
Because the sea urchin. Yeah. And then he falls face first and his face lands on the sea urchin. Yeah. Which I guess we'll just say are highly poisonous or something like that. And super sharp. Sure. Sure. I'll buy that. And now dobs is dead. Yeah. OK. I'm happy to call that an accident. Yeah. Call it a job, ask. You fucker. Right. You got scared, fell, died. Well, I mean, to be fair, though, one of those zombie guys did pop up right before. So the zombie made no effort to help him.
So that's kind of like, you know, a mission is a sin. So you didn't, you know, you got to help somebody. You zombie fuck. All right. So it'd be funny to watch the zombie like, pout and walk away. Yeah. I never get to kill anybody. Damn it. Oh, it's in front of the back there. I got to kill like six guys once. Every time I show up, they just trip and fall. Post-shet. Anyway, stupid. Oh, poor Deeter. The frustrated Betsy's. That's right. This is bullshit. I'm obvious it's a blue team leader.
I want to be red team. So now we cut back to the rest of the group. They're like, well, we're waiting on breakfast there, dobsy, where the fuck are you? Rose decide she's going to go try to figure out what's going on. She goes out and she was supposed to do some skinny dipping. I read it. But the act Brooke Adams decided she didn't want to show her puppies. Yeah. She ended up showing a little bit of different movie a little bit later. But that doesn't count for us. Right.
She goes out for a little swim and then she goes through a lagoon and then she like ends up in the same swamp and accidentally bumps into dead dobs. Yeah. Who is his face is all swollen, but that could have been from the sea or chin attack, I guess. She screams and then that sends everybody running her way and then oh shit, there's dead dobs. At this point, Keith, the kind of alpha male of the group, is like, well, I'm going to go track that German guy down and see what his problem is.
So he goes and tracks down Peter Cushing and he's like, hey man, look. We don't want to be here. You don't want us to be here. We get that. How about you just help us get the fuck out of here and then you can go back to being a lonely old hermit. And he's like, yeah, great idea. There is a little boat and if you get into it, you've got the sail and then you get into a lagoon. You go past the lagoon and then you sail about two miles to another island and say you've been picked up most likely.
And he's like, perfect. Let me round up my gang of miscreants here and then we'll head over to the boat. Okay, so that's exactly what he does. He gets everybody together. They just leave dobs because nobody likes dobs to begin with. They do bring the food. They get to the little boat. It's like a little sailboat. It's bigger than the lifeboat, but it's like a little clipper kind of a deal. I mean, I guess you could have fit. You got your down to six people at this point.
And they all fit in there. They probably could have. We're not that we're going to find out because we got some more stupidity coming our way. So like, okay, well, everybody get in the little boat here and then we got to push it because the lagoon isn't deep enough to like row it out. So they get it. They're all outside of the boat and they're pushing it through the lagoon into the canal. And then they come to a point in the beach where like it's deep enough for people to start getting in.
And this is what Beverly Norman's wife just decides to do a swan dive. Weep. Yeah. I think the implication was that she tripped on something. Yeah, and fell in somehow. But she just, you could tell. She just went, bye. Yeah, we need you to fall out the boat. Yeah, as moraisfully. Yeah. So Keith is like, or no, I think Chuck was was like, oh shit, I'll go help her. He's got a bag and there's a gun in the bag and like some other like a flare gun and some other supplies.
He's like, let me go back and help Beverly. Beverly gets up out of the water but then she just stands there wiping the water out of her face for like an extra three minutes. In the meantime, the boat is continuing to move out into the ocean. Okay, now Keith is like, come on. So he comes back to help Beverly. At this point, Norman, Beverly, Chuck and Keith are all trying to get Beverly back into the boat but now the Nazis have showed up. And they're like harassing the group.
This leaves Rose out there. She manages to get in the boat and they get the sail up and now she's headed off to see by herself. So good news. They managed to get the Nazis away from Bev. Bad news. Rose is now like out past the surf. So Keith is like, hey, turn it around. And come pick us up. And she's like, huh? Bring it about and come pick us up. You got to take the sail and move it to the other side. Okay, yeah. And then the the gym swings around and knocks Rose right off the boat. Box around.
And Keith tries to swim after the boat but then the boat just fucking sets sail all by itself and it's called you stupid fucking pitch. You had one job. Take the thing and you move it to the other side and then the boat comes backwards. Yeah, that's not all of them need to jump out of the boat. No, no, he was doing fine on his own. He's swimming right out to her and. Here comes Norman. Honey, are you okay? And then here comes Keith. Hey, we got to go.
And now all of them are just standing there and Rose who has no clue about anything sailing. Huh? You got him. Yeah. This is like an outtake from Captain Ron. You know what I mean? Yeah. You fucking jerk off. But now they're all just kind of standing there dumbfounded on the beach and here comes the Nazis. So they all hit the beach and they all take off running in separate directions. You got Rose and Norman go tail trade firing off into the swampy area, Chuck, Keith and Beverly.
They just kind of show up back at the resort. Yeah. No idea where they went or how they got there. I like to think that they had a threesome off in the woods because you know Beverly has had enough of Norman. Oh yeah. She needs, she's had a sexually adventurous time in her life. You know what I'm saying? She's hit that that menopausal peak. And she needs two dicks, buddy. Two of them. Yeah. One of them preferably with a weird Richard Simmons fro. Yeah. A pupe fro. A pupe fro.
But on a white guy, which is very weird. A disco ball down below. You're out of line, man. Yeah. So that's what happens. Norman and Rose. Rose gets like tripped up in the swamp and Norman just takes off and leaves her. Rose is like, oh, guy, get back here in Norman. And then she kind of now finds herself on her own. She makes it back to like the patio area of the resort where she gets attacked by one of these zombies.
She'd mention that as buddy alluded to, we use the terms on be very loosely in this film. Simply because we don't know what else to call them. They are Nazis. They all have platinum blonde hair. They're very pale, they're very ugly. They have like boils and shit on their faces. And they're all wearing goggles. And I'm not sure what the point of the goggles was. But that kind of gives them like a cool like, you know, Deeter from Sprocket's 5. That's how it felt like. We're a steampunk.
Yeah, very, you know, I don't know. I don't know what I'm thinking about. She gets into a, you know, a little bit of a tussle with one of the zombies. Again, zombie used loosely. He's not like trying to bite her or eat her. He's like trying to choker. And there's a lot of grabbing in the tussle his goggles. The zombies goggles get knocked off. And that just completely like blinds him and he just staggers around for a few minutes. And then he lays down on the pavement and that's where he is.
I don't know if he dies or because they all the zombies look exactly the same. Yeah. So he might get back up. Later on we'll see a zombie running around without goggles. That might be him or that might not, I don't know. I don't know what the purpose of the goggles was. But apparently if you knock the goggles off him, it fucks him up. Yeah. Is this oriented somehow? Yeah, so that's good. We figured that out.
Now once a fucking rose makes it back to the resort where we find that Norman has reconvened with the other group and they all go and they storm into the office of Peter Cushing and they're like, hey man, the fuck is going on here? And he's like, vet, I tell you, turns out he was like the commanding officer at the super secret Nazi undead party.
And they had set sail right before the end of World War II and they kind of just sailed out there adrift trying to figure out what to do waiting for orders but the orders never came because Nazi Germany fell. So at that point he realized that these fucking guys aren't going to die and they're not going to go live normal lives anywhere. So he waited till they were all asleep and then he sank the ship with them in it and he thought he was good to go.
Because he swam ashore to this abandoned resort island and he's been living there ever since and he's like, okay, now you all need to get the fuck out of here. Next time I see you, I will shoot you on site. Which is kind of cryptic. And what's strange is we don't see Peter Cushing again for the rest of the movie. So I don't know if they got him too or he was just watching the whole time from his office. Oh, they did get him. Did they?
Or later on wandering out in the water area, he was looking around stuff and then came up and choked and brought him in the water. That's right. That's right. Yeah, there's a lot of that in this movie. A lot of just pop up, grab him, take him down and then we assume that they're dead from there. All right, well, I don't know exactly where he was going but he kept turning around like, am I being followed? Does it matter? You're on a fucking deserted island. Yeah, of course you're being followed.
There's nowhere to go. Right. So, yeah, clearly. All right. Anyway, they're like, okay, well, shit. What we'll do, we'll wait till the sun comes up because now it's starting to be nightfall. We'll get back on our shitty little lifeboat and we'll see if we can't paddle the two miles since our sailboat is gone and that's what we're going to try and do. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Now, this part doesn't make a lick of sense to me. They decide to spend the night in the refrigerator.
They have like a giant walk-in freezer that apparently isn't too cold. Key says, well, they don't like the light, right? Assuming that the goggles thing was some kind of a problem, but it's pitch black in the walk-in refrigerator. How does that make sense to spend the night in there? It did make sense for the light reason. However, they locked themselves in there. So, I mean, it was a real thick air, you know, three thick walls and steel doors or whatever.
So, I don't think they would have noticed they were in there. They wouldn't have seen them or heard them. I don't know how those zombie, whatever's work, but I think they were safe in there because they wouldn't have found them. I mean, those zombie things were going crazy just tearing up everything. Yeah, they decided to have their little party there and they resorted, just basically kick the shit out of all the furniture. Yeah, so I think they were safe in there.
Okay. Yeah, there's no food, no bathroom, but at least they could chill and not worry about anything. Yeah, very true. Okay, that makes sense. But we do have one problem here, buddy. Yes, we do. And it's got a big, stupid white guy fro on it. And its name is Chuck. And we're going to find out that Chuck is severely claustrophobic. Yeah. So, he's like waiting to the very last possible second to get in the freezer with everybody.
Eventually, they get him in and he just immediately starts freaking out. Yeah. I got to get out of here. Oh, and he's all sweaty. Somebody should have knocked him out. That's probably the best bet. He lasts all of about 14 minutes in the freezer. Yeah. You got to let me out of here, man. You got to let me out. I'm not going to die in here. And everyone's like, hey, calm your ass down. And eventually, of course, he makes a move for the door and they try to stop him.
But then he pulls out a flare gun. Yeah, it is. Get away from me, you motherfuckers. So, okay, they let him out, but they would like to keep the flare gun. No, he wants the flashlight. They're like, no, we're not giving you the flashlight. He's like, I need all the help. I get it. I'm going to get the fuck, man. They're trying to get the flashlight. He's trying to get it. They're trying to keep it in the struggle. He fires off a fucking...
He gets his hands smashed in the door, but he squeezes off the trigger on the flare gun. So he sends a red flare into the freezer. Yeah. Now everybody's got to come running out. These are the stupidest fucking people ever. Yeah. Well, now all the zombies, of course, know where they are because they're all screaming and coughing because they're breathing red phosphorus. They come out... Here comes the zombies. Everybody scatters. Yeah. All right, great. What do we got?
We got Chuck and I think Norman was it? They take off running one direction. They get to the swimming pool area. That's okay. Now, Norman falls in and, before he barely gets his head bucked back up out of the water, one of the knots he's in the water and grabs him and pulls him down. No more Norman. Chuck jumps in because he didn't see what happened to Norman, but he sees another zombie coming at him. So he's like, I'm going to jump in the pool. He jumps in.
I don't know what the point of that was. He swims to the shallow end and that zombie is now at the shallow end waiting for him. Now there's another zombie already in the pool, the one that killed Norman. So now Chuck is like in a pickle between these two zombies. Luckily, he kind of does like an oaky doke in the pool zombie and gets around him, but then he starts climbing up the ladder and the first zombie just lazily walks around the pool and kicks him right back into the water.
And that's where zombie number one, which was the one that killed Norman, grabs Chuck and gets Chuck, pulls him under two. Chuck's now out of the equation. Cut to Beverly. She took off on her own. Here's a weird thing for you. One of the first things they find when they get to the island is a fish tank, full of fish. Where the fuck is this guy getting fish food? They're like tropical fish too. You need special food for those fucking fish. Alright, whatever. Beverly is running around.
She never left the kitchen area, which is right outside because the zombies were already there and they all took off running after the other survivors. So she thought, smartly, I'll just hunk her down here. The zombies will go chasing those clowns. I'll be perfectly fine right here. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out that way because one of them doubles back. And we don't get to see exactly what happened to Beverly other than we'll find her body in the morning.
I'll tie it up and lay in the big fish tank. So I assume they drowned her in the fish tank. Which is kind of humiliating, really. I mean, I don't want to be killed by a Nazi zombie. But if I do, I'll take a stabbing to death. I'll eat me. That makes sense. Put me in a fucking fish tank. Come on. Come on, man. At least make it look like I put up a fight. You know, put me in a fish tank. You probably just showed up and told her to get in the fish tank. Okay, I'm sorry. Let's get right in.
Okay. Now, while that's going on. So basically at this point, we're down to Keith and Rose. Unironically, they decide to hide in an oven because that's the good place to hide from Nazis. Is it an ovens? I'm going to spare you the history lesson here in Mates, but it occurs. But successfully, they do manage to hide in the oven throughout throughout the night. Morning comes. They get out. Now they're all covered in black schmutz. They're going to make a run for it. They get up and out.
They head back to the beach where they left their little paddle boat. Flip it over. Get pushing it out there. Everything's going pretty good. They hop in. They start rowing. Nazi number three, I guess, pops out of the water, grabs Keith and pulls him under. I think what I could be wrong about this, but my interpretation is that once Nazi number three got him under the water, he took that orline or whatever it was and wrapped it around Keith's neck because Rose was trying to get the orl out.
So she's yanking on the orline and then it's that glass bottom boat again. You see Keith's dead body kind of flow past and it's got the orline wrapped around his neck. So it's kind of like Rose killed Keith inadvertently. So there's that. And then from there we cut to Rose drifting off into the sea and then getting rescued by the fisherman and then she's in a hospital bed riding all this stuff down. And that's pretty much into your movie there, buddy. I got a kill count of six.
That's pretty much everybody except for Rose. I like it, man. I'm a sucker for for Nazi zombies. What do you think? You didn't like it. I can tell. I can tell by the look on your face. Here comes some naysay. Yeah. No. What did you like about it, man? Very slow. There was a whole lot of action. I mean, it just is like, I don't know, watching too much watching them walk through the water or whatever at the bottom. Yeah. It's like, oh my gosh. How much of this is they going to do? Yeah. I like it.
I like it. Anytime there's zombies like in the ocean floor, anytime there's zombies doing something that most zombies don't do, I'm into that. I like Nazi zombies. I like I'm a sucker for anything World War II. I don't understand the Goggle thing. No. A little dialogue could have fixed that. Yeah. Oof. Mine soldiers were very sensitive to photo radiation. It's because of the treatments that they give them in the day, but ever.
Yeah. You know, one of the things I did appreciate about the movie is, you know, obviously if you're dead, you don't breathe. Right. So when they're under the water, you don't see any bubbles. Yeah. I thought that was pretty cool. It's like, at least they stuck with that. It's a fun detail. Yeah. I liked it, man. I liked it. I got an unblue ray. I watched bonus features. All that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Shotman get a shock wave's t-shirt, buddy. But there's not a swastika though.
I don't want to be up right now. It's streaming right now on 2B inmates. If we've peaked your curiosity, go ahead and check it out. See what you think. In the meantime, I think we'll take us a little break, buddy. Oh, yeah. 市ty crooked affects. And Route 366 fromilly had to say with just theifish dislikes of the cu- 6. Me and my neck are 6. The double-lead hand, the same, The same, you were just infectious. Just plus a few, I'm great, God, My heart is short, too.
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Thanks for listening and enjoy the rest of the show. And we are back, buddy. Yeah. Yeah! I think it's time for a little meat hook action. Aye ha! The Re on a Meat Hook. This week's Meat Hook, Nazi horror films or really any kind of World War II based horror film, I think. If it's World War II, you know there's going to be Nazis in it though. So really it's one and the same. Yeah, you got your list ready there, Big A? Yeah. How about number three? Dead Snow 2009. Okay, that's a good one.
Yeah. More of a comedy. Yeah. The Colonel Herzog though. Those motherfucking Nazis. Those motherfuckers. That's a great show, man. It's like Evil Dead with Nazi zombies. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, and you got me into the dead snow. I absolutely love them. They'll get you with machine guns and shit. And if you say, I don't know if you've seen the second one, but now they got tanks. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. You're a big trouble with those Nazis. You're right. My number three, Nazi ghosts, buddy.
Ghost ship. Yeah. Hunted ship. Nazi torture ship. Yeah. Adrift at sea. That's a good one. Yeah, it is. Very suspenseful. You don't know that it's a Nazi torture ship until like three quarters of the world. Right. But the weird shit has already started. So it plays a lot like the shining at sea. Right. Yeah, that's just my opinion. Mm-hmm. How about number two? Outpost. Okay. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I liked that one a lot too. I liked that one because those fucking Nazis, they are violent.
Yeah, they are. And they're, I mean, I don't know what else you call them, but they're not looking to eat you. Mm-hmm. And like the way when the trip players get hit and they're all just standing up. Standing up. Yeah. Oh, fuck off. Oh, yeah. And then they come down and start stabbing the shit out of everybody. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Big problems with those guys. Mm-hmm. But I like the, what I really like about that one is the bunker aspect. Yes. I mean, you find this abandoned World War II installation.
They've just been chilling down there the whole time. Yeah. Just hanging. Wait, for somebody to open that hatch so they can continue their war. Mm-hmm. That's terrifying. Mm-hmm. My number two? Dead snow. Yeah. That's dead snow. Yeah. You can't do much better than that. Especially for a foreign film, I think. Right. I think it's unsettling from the start just because, you know, the snowmobiles break down. Here comes this blizzard. I don't know where there's a fucking knock at the front door.
And it's a random dude who just happens to be in that particular stretch of completely isolated wilderness. And he wants to come in and have a cup of coffee with you. So you let him in. And he just has a cup of coffee and he's back out there in the, in the fucking blizzard. Yeah. Okay, well that's creepy by itself. Right. We're not even bothered with the undead anti-semiets out there. Right. Mm-hmm. Fucking shit. Right on. How about number one, buddy? My number one? Dead snow too. Dead snow too.
I think you're dead. Yeah. That one really ratches it. Ratches up the company. Oh, yeah, it does. Especially when they get into the World War II Museum and they get to tank out. Yeah. And they've got that whole armored column marching down. Mm-hmm. But then with Colonel Herzog's arm, you managed to raise the Russians on. Yeah. To go fight the Nazi zombie. Okay. Now it's going down, dude. Mm-hmm. Yep. Right on. My number one, blood vessel. Oh, okay. Nazi vampires.
Wow. A couple, a couple of things. I was a very close tie for number one. I also liked Overlord quite a bit. Yeah, I thought about that one. The problem I have with Overlord is that they very politely and delicately tiptoed around the fact that we're dealing with Nazis. Right. No swastikas. Not that I'm looking for them. Right. No mention of Hitler or the Third Reich or any, I mean, it's clear everybody's speaking German. Right. Everybody we're talking about parachuting into enemy territory.
Mm-hmm. We clearly know what we're doing, what who these people are and what's going on here. Yes. Why we can't just call them Nazis and throw out a swastika here or there, I don't understand it. Right. But you get a double helping of that in blood vessel. Yes. Like the ship pulls up and it's got the huge swasie on the, on the delk. Okay, well now these fucking Nazis. These guys are fucking Nazis. Mm-hmm. And then once the vampire gets out on the ship there, all kinds of help breaks. Oh, yeah.
I liked that one a lot. Mm-hmm. That's our top three, not-splitation movies. I mean, not- I-not-splitation is like a different kind of Nazi horror movie. Because that just focuses on like the atrocities of the Third Reich and, you know, the concentration camps and the POW camps and things like that. And there's always like a weird sexual tension to it. Like all the Ilsa movies you ever seen? Oh, yeah. She wolf of the SS. It's like weird fetish porn at a certain point.
There's no war going on here. It's just a bunch of latex horny chicks. They're hot as shit, too. Oh, yeah. Very busty that Ilsa. She can take a dick like nobody's business. I'll be honest with you. She has an appetite. We would like to know what you're a top three Nazi horror movies are in Mates. As usual, get ahold of us by next week if you can. Bents will help hotline his area code 775-380-275 or just go to paddedroompodcast.com. Click the Mehto link and let us know.
In the meantime, we're going to tell you what movies we got to watch this week in a little segment called, What are you looking at? Yes, sir. How about discarded from 2018? He's a guy who loses his son and then his wife commits suicide. He goes on like an ayahuasca trip to access the spirit world. Then he tries to create a pharmaceutical grade variant of it. He brings in a control group to conduct experiments. Of course, they go to the other side and bring something back with him.
It's a little budget. The hunted from 2013. What's his name there? The guy from the collector. Josh. What the hell is his name? It's like a found footage hunting. These two guys are trying to launch a hunting reality show. But they end up in like a haunted hunting ground kind of thing. Oh, wow. It's pretty cool. It's not bad for being found footage. It's a low budget. It's shit, of course. But Josh Stewart is his name. If I showed you a picture of him, you'd recognize him.
It's a guy from the third and the third in the city's movie. I think, or fourth. Okay. And the collector movies and hunted, obviously. From beyond 1986. Classic. Yeah. I submit that you can still beat off to this movie. Really? Yes. When Barbara Crampton gets in her funky SNM outfit and starts playing with Jeffrey Combs Dick while he's asleep. That's kind of hot. To me, it's kind of hot. I'm just saying. Final cut from 1980. Oh, yeah. Australian. Very weird.
Very strange, but basically this documentary and guy goes to this big playboy producers. Like high rise apartment for a weekend. He wants to make a documentary about the producer and his lifestyle and his creative influence. Influences and things like that. But the producer is just a fucking weirdo. And he ends up drugging the documentary and guy making him do a bunch of weird shit with his wife. Make him think he killed somebody else. It's like a whole psychological thing.
Everybody gets killed in the end. It's great. The 13th floor from 1988. Also Australian. Wow. High rise completely abandoned 13th floor because nobody, I guess everybody in Australia is really superstitious. Right. So a couple of squatters move it up there. And naturally nothing good happens from that point on. Okay. Kind of boring actually. And lastly, the autopsy of Jane Doe from 2016. That was on Joe Bob's last drive in. Last week he did the whole rundown about witchcraft.
They do this thing on Joe Bob called Walpurgisnacht. Have you ever heard of it? It's like the second Halloween. Okay. Yeah. It's like this pagan ritual. He gets you, runs you through the whole history of it. It's a German thing. It sounds like fun. If you're jolzing for another Halloween in April. So you get drunk and then you're supposed to have like an orgy. I think his wouldn't boil stuff. Okay. I'm ready to celebrate Walpurgisnacht. I will get Justice Hammered as you.
And I will probably pass out before the orgy. But I will love to hear the stories the day after. And not have to clean up is what I would like to do. That's all I'm looking at, buddy. What do you got? Just one movie I was able to check out. 2022's on the line with Mel Gibson. Okay. Well that's one where he's a radio show. Yes. Yeah. He plays that asshole radio host of nobody likes. Yeah. And then somebody comes in and wants to bomb the whole place.
Yeah. Yeah. And it all ends up on the air, of course. Yeah. Pretty good movie. Pretty good show. Yeah. There's twists and turns throughout the movie. It's actually a really good watch. Cool. Very cool. We're checking out. Mm-hmm. Right on. Well, I think it's time for some immersion therapy then inmates. Yeah. Ah! Ah! Immersion therapy. Late night with the devil, buddy. Yeah. Good show, huh? Holy. That was awesome. Yeah, dude. I love the way that it doesn't break from that late night for a while.
Yeah. You know. And you can tell this dude is just trying to keep the show moving. Uh-huh. Just trying to get to the end credits so he can get the fuck out of there. But now we got this guy ripping worms out of himself. Oh, man. We got the little girl levitating and shit. No, fuck it, fuck. Yeah, what a great show. Yeah, dude. It's very innovative. It would not have thought that you could make that late night Johnny Carson, David Letterman thing into a horror movie.
Yeah. You know, not... I mean, I suppose you could, but not to a point where you keep it in that tight hour and a half. Uh-huh. And not leave that late night format. Yeah. Everything was well done in there. Oh, yeah. Blow your face right off you there, buddy. Mm-hmm. What do you got for us this week? All right, this week, let's check out 2023's Baghead. This is about a young woman that inherits a rundown pub and discovers a dark secret within its basement.
Baghead, a shape-shifting creature that will let you speak to lost loved ones, but not without consequence. You'll find this gem on Shutter. Check that shit out in mates. We'll do the same and we can compare notes next week. But now it is time to educate me. Yeah. Educating Miss Monica. First my clues from last week. Uh, my mom was a aspiring horror starlet, but she got killed in a car accident. Now the only way I can see her is if I watch her old movies.
Very depressing until I went to a film festival in the goddamn theater caught on fire. So I had to jump through the screen to escape and I'll be goddamn if I didn't end up in the movie with my mom who is a character, but she's at the actual character. She's not my mom and she doesn't know me and others I got to keep her alive from the psycho out in the woods, but I got these dipshit camp counselors that are completely idiots. Seems like they want to get killed by this guy.
Try to keep them alive too. I am of course final girls. Mm-hmm. You see now when buddy gets to the hotel area. Yes. It's hilarious. Yeah, that's great. I love that one. Who might I be this week you ask? Well, I am a 16 year old runaway trying to get to Florida from Pittsburgh. I was doing pretty good making up pitch hiking a lot. I got picked up by a couple of dudes.
Unfortunately our van broke down and now we have to walk and we thought the local police officers were going to help us out, but it turns out they're not police officers. They're a psycho family that have murdered some police officers and are now parading around in their uniforms. Fuck. Now I'm in a dog cage. My two hitchhiking buddies have already been killed. They're talking about sacrificing me to the devil at midnight. What the shit am I going to do?
Who might I be you ask tuning next week and I'll drop some knowledge on you and mates. In the meantime, I think that's about it for us. Thank you very much for joining us in mates. Join us next week for the original mummy from 1932. Yeah. Kicking off mummy month. Mummy month. Here in the padded room. Yes. Like, comment, subscribe, of course wherever you found this show that helps our visibility quite a bit. Would you have a Patreon campaign running if anybody gives a shit?
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