They don't taste bad, they don't taste good, they taste like something. The Padded Room Podcast by Darien Brock and the Sands Red. The Padded Room Podcast by Darien Brock and the Sands Red. My name is Darien, I am back for another week of horror nonsense, I got you news, I got you listener mail. We got some movies to talk about, another shit coming right at your earholes, my main band buddies in the house. Yeah, what's going on? What's happening buddy buddy? Oh, you know, guess what? What?
I have two weeks left to work and I'm changing jobs. Nice! Yeah! You might actually get some days off. Yeah, maybe! Maybe? Yeah, we'll see. Alright, I hope so. Probably weekends, I might get those back. The weekend, weekends off, dude. Nice! It's about time! Mm-hmm, right on, are you excited? Yes and no, so I am going to miss you the whole traveling and task force stuff. Right. And the drive is going to suck. Yeah, we're going to be working out in Furley. Yeah, Fur and Tucky.
Yeah, but I'm going to add to on to new adventures I guess. Yeah buddy, better sweet man. It is better sweet. It's better sweet. But I feel like you did your time and now it's time to do the crime. Yeah, I don't know where I was going. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Right on man, I'm happy for you. Yeah, thanks. Better money, I assume. We'll see. Okay. I think really just like, like dialing you back a little bit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you've been hitting it hard.
Right, yeah. I don't see myself doing a whole lot of crazy hours anymore. I would hope not. Yeah, my hours are going to change normally. It's 6 to 430. You know, that kind of thing. Yeah. Which extends out to even later. But this time it's 8 to 430. It's going to start off slow. It's a brand new facility. There will be some peak seasons that are going to hit. But nothing like what I usually go through. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Congratulations. Yeah, thanks. How about you?
What do you mean up to? I've been up to Flag Football. And that's about it, man. That's about it. Yeah. I got a big weekend lined up. I'm going to surprise my wife with a few things. I can't say because there's a good chance she's listening to us through the door right now. Right. And we're going to download this podcast. So I'm just going to button my mouth. Does it have anything to do with holes? I hope so. I hope so. I'm playing my cards right. There will be some must be a long king.
That's right. If you understand what I'm telling you. All right. Well, hopefully everything works out for you. Hopefully it does. Right on, dude. I'll drop some knowledge on you next week after the big reveal. Beautiful. Let's let's get into a regular horror show, though, buddy. We got listener mail, horror news, all that fun shit. Let's kick it off with a little horror news, amigo. Yeah. Who are news? What do you got, Sesspress? So there's a movie that came out that I had no idea came out.
And I don't know if it's maybe just certain areas or not. But it's Dev Patel's Monkey Man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. He's a real man. It's Dev Patel's Monkey Man. Do you know anything about this? Very little. I saw trailers for it. It looked to me more like a superhero thing. Okay. Yeah, I know nothing about it. But apparently it is now available to watch at home. All right.
So it pulled in 28 million at the World Wide Box Office this month. Okay. And it's some... You can rent Monkey Man for 1999 or digitally purchase a film for 2499. I'm not going to rent a movie for 20 bucks. I'm just not going to do that. Yeah. It seems awfully outrageous. I'm like, it's only... It made 28 million. Yeah. That's not really a whole lot. And for that, if it's an extra six bucks, why don't you just buy it? Right. You know? I don't know. Maybe that's what they're trying to do.
Push you to buy it. It could be. Well, Dan Stevens and Al Pacino are starring in an exorcism horror movie, The Ritual. Okay. I'm a big Dan Stevens fan. I like some Dan Stevens. He does good work. Yeah, of course Al Pacino. I mean, he can't go wrong with him. The Ritual. Okay. So the only problem I have with that, and it's not really a problem, I feel like we're getting hit pretty hard with the exorcism stuff right now. The Pope's exorcist, that piece of shit exorcist movie, believer.
Yeah, the Pope one, I think they were trying to make a part two or something. They were trying to make a trilogy out. A trilogy, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like we're getting, stay, we got this new Omen prequel coming out. I feel like we're getting steamrolled with a lot of devil exorcism situations. Yeah. So apparently this, this exorcism, this is a movie is based on a true story that follows two priests.
One, quishing his faith, Dan Stevens, and one reckoning with the troubled past, Al Pacino, who must put aside their differences to save a possessed young woman through a difficult and dangerous series of exorcisms. The film is an authentic portrayal of Emma Schmidt, an American woman whose demonic possessions culminated in harrowing exorcism, her case remains the most thoroughly documented exorcism in American history. Isn't every exorcism movie based on a true story?
Right, it's probably all based on the same one. Probably, great, one guy got possessed once. Right, fuck, alright, I know it makes 3,000 movies. Yeah. It could be, I mean it's Al Pacino, he does good work too. Yeah, yeah. It could be a good show. We all like horror movies, I have universes like all connected to each other, right? We do. So, have you seen Ready or Not? I have. I have not seen that movie. It's a good show.
Yeah. And of course the new Abigail that's in the theaters right now, take a, they take place in the same universe. They do, buddy. Yeah. They do. Did you read how they are connected? Well, there's, of course there's pictures in there. Right. And then there are also the claiming of Abigail's dad. Right. It is, well, without giving anything away. Yeah. I know, I know who he's supposed to be. Right. Yeah. So there's that. Yeah, I won't read any more of that. Okay. But, yes.
So they are trying to do a whole universe with this scenario. I'm wondering if they're going to add more to this. I mean, knowing what I know about Abigail and having seen Ready or Not, they are two completely different movies of genres. Different movies of genres. Right. And even there's other than the background of aesthetics, there's nothing that would tie those two together. Right. So, it's cool. I'm into it. I like that.
I like it when it all kind of fucking, you know, Easter eggs itself in there. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Well, that's all I got. What do you got? Dude, dude, dude. Are you ready for a new sleepy hollow movie? A nude? No, I've been the baby. Might be some, some nudity. Oh, new. A new one. Oh. I don't know which way we're going with this. Yeah. New sleepy hollow movie in the works from Lindsay Anderson Beer. Oh, okay. Have you gotten around to Pet Cemetery Bloodlines? Oh, yeah.
Would you think of that? It is, all right. I liked it. I thought it was a good show that she wrote and directed that. Okay. Cool. So, I'm into this. I love me some bloodlines. We'll see how this goes. There's an online petition circulating. Trying to get a cinema theater to produce an art the clown popcorn bucket. Ooh, I'm in it. Yeah. Yeah, if they come out with that, I'll get it. You're going to go get one. Oh, yeah. I don't eat enough popcorn. And I saw the ghost face popcorn bucket.
It was like the size of a cereal bowl. Yeah. That's not a really a bucket. That's not a bucket. It's a fucking bowl. Okay, I guess I would have to see the size of this bucket. Because you're right. If it's like a size of a cereal bowl, no, I'm not. Well, now we have the Jason Harrells out there that are just sick for fucking popcorn buckets. Mad collectors, you know what I'm saying? So, I'm sure there's going to be a market for this thing. Oh, yeah. Now, I'm totally down with the popcorn.
I love popcorn. So, like, Galaxy's theaters, they got the five gallon, like the big bag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get those almost every time. So, we always have popcorn. All right. Very good. Prime Video has already ordered a fallout season two. Have you watched any of the fallout show? No. Prime? No. I've seen clips of the video game. I don't know, not my thing. I tried playing the video game. It's a lot of reading. It's like one of those, you know, every choice you make takes you into different.
It's like a role playing game. Oh, okay. And it's fine. But you got to be ready to like just see it. I would rather just play and not read. That's my trick. I want to like, you know, let a fully automatic machine gun go into a mob of zombies. Yeah. Otherwise, it's like an advertisement. Oh, fuck. Here, let me play. Oh, no. Read all of this fucking dialogue. Right. Oh, that's your first choice. Your second choice is all of this fucking die.
Yeah, usually what I do is I just hit that skip button where it just goes through. Just to get it out of the way and play. No, you can't do that with this. Oh, damn. But I heard the show's pretty good. Lastly, trailers are up for M Night Shyamalan's new movie, Trap. Oh, yeah. I heard about this. Did you watch a trailer? No, I didn't watch the trailer. I usually don't like to watch his trailers. I just like to watch the movies. Well, I'm assuming there's a twist.
But I can, there's a McGuffin because he's basically handing you the twist in the trailer. A McGloven? McGuffin. Or maybe a McGloven. I don't know. Or maybe a McMuffin. So basically, it's like, there's like a Taylor Swift concert and there's like thousands of people, they didn't call our Taylor Swift. But like thousands of people showed up to see this concert. And the authorities get the tip of that this infamous serial killer is also at this concert.
Oh. So they seal all the doors and exits and all hell breaks loose from there. Interesting. Yeah. But you can tell the main character right off the bat is the serial killer. Oh, so they're not hiding nothing. No, they pretty much put that right in your face in the trailer. And then the twist is he's not the killer. Maybe it's the lady Gaga girl. Yeah, the singer could be. I don't know. No, it's singer ears off. It looks like a good show. Okay, cool. I'm going to check it.
Yeah. I'll probably wait for streaming because I'm just not a shemaline guy anymore. That's all we got in the listener mail, dude. You ready for some horror new or up? There's backwards. Fucking yeah. Yeah, it was. Listener mail then. Let's do that. Yes. Don't have a bitch. Don't confuse me. It's been a long day. It's been a long day. Music listener mail. No emails this time, but we do have a voicemail here. All right. Here comes our main man at Alabama, Alan's in the house. Hey Alan!
Padded room, what's up? What's up, Alan? How you doing? Good, nice to hear buddy back. He's back, home. Thank you. Let's see, I watched Lightlight with the devil. I really, really enjoyed it. Yeah. I liked hell, it almost had like, it had a feeling of unease or a home movie. I watched the thing they did on YouTube, like, opening for it, that was cool. Huh, okay. Oh. So she, me, zombie children. Yeah. Number one, I'm going to talent-hacking. Of course. Number two, I'm going to charity darlings.
Oh, okay. And number three, I'm going to go with peaches from dawn of the dead. Okay. And Mr. Darry and you are, Come on. Cannibal Holocaust. Yes sir. That's all I got. That was an easy one. I'll have a good one, talk to you later. Oh, I've got a job interview I'm headed to right now. Oh! So I hope I get it, I will talk to you later. Good luck, amigo. Good luck sir. Let's get it. Yeah. Right on man. Thanks for calling in, Elm. Looks like that's all we got on the listener mail front buddy.
Okay. Uh, yeah dude. We'll get into a little bit more of late night with the devil. Mm-hmm. But not too much. Because I don't want to give too much away about it. We'll get to that and what are you looking at? All right. Other than that, I think it's show time hot dog. Yeah. I'm making it worse. Stop! Nick! Stop! Can we mic? Why do you need some wood underneath it? What do you see? It's a wood. Look around. Jimmy, can you hear me? Hey. Can you hear me man? Yeah! Yeah! Better get your fast move.
Just please, wait. What do you mean? Nick, can you hear me? Nick, can you hear me? Nick, can you hear me? Nick! But he let me regale you with the story that my dad used to tell me. I love my dad, but he was a bit of a prick. But at the same time, it kind of worked out because I'm a bit of a prick. And he had a huge love of all things horror. Oh yeah. So he told me, I don't know why he would tell me this. But I was probably seven or eight years old.
And he used to tell me the story about the time he was driving to see my aunt in Las Vegas. And his car broke down halfway between Tonopod, Vegas. And he was just kind of stranded in the desert. And he saw one zombie walking around. And the zombie started walking towards him, but it was real slow. So my dad just took off on foot. And then the zombie got farther and farther away. And eventually my dad cut, like, hitchhiked into Vegas. And he was fine. But he always wondered about the one zombie.
And he was always worried that if that zombie made its way into Vegas, that the apocalypse would happen. Oh wow. How the fuck would you tell a seven or eight year old kid that, especially an outdo? For shits and giggles. Just to traumatize, do future damage. He's like, I'm going to make my son into an underachieving horror podcaster. I'm going to start telling him scary shit. I feel like that's a story in the making. You don't say it. You don't say it, right?
It stains the scene's red, buddy, from 2016. We got 5.5 stars on IMDB, rated and directed by Colin Minahand, stars Brittany Allen, one Ray Dinger, and Merwin Mondesir. This movie is not presently rated. We start off in Las Vegas with what appears to be the onset of the zombie apocalypse. We just get a giant sweeping shot of the Vegas strip with like fucking flames and people screaming. We basically see that the shit has hit the fan there in Vegas.
What they need is a team of commandos to get in there and get into a subterranean vault called the Eichick's Club. And I thought what the fuck was the name of the vault? Oh, yeah. It was something in German. Yeah. The Golden Schleiger. Something like that. Yeah. Unfortunately, that's not where this story is going. We pick up with a couple of D-bags driving escaping Vegas in a Porsche. We have Nick and we have Molly. And these are not good people. These are fuck faces. Yeah, they are.
They're doing coke and slam and vodka and they're on their way to a remote air strip somewhere outside of Vegas in the desert. And apparently they have a plane waiting for them there that they're going to board and be away from. I think they were talking about going to Mexico or some islands. Something like that. Yeah, just far away. Far away. Very exciting. As I mentioned, this couple is a couple of fuck faces. Nick is a thug. And I'm not saying that because he's black.
I'm saying it because he's wearing a wife beater. And he's all tatted up and he's smoking cigarettes. He's thug. And he keeps calling Molly a bitch. Shut up, bitch. Thug-like behavior. Yeah. Molly is a hula. I hate to say it but that's the thing. I'm not basing that on her leopard print leggings or her fucking fur coat or whatever that imitation thing was. Right. But I mean, come on. That's basically, they're doing coke and slam and vodka while they're going.
They have to pull over because Molly has had too much vodka so she's got a vomit. And despite the apocalypse, Nick is still concerned about the interior of his Porsche. So they pull over off a desert road so she can vomit. Okay. Throw up. Very nice. They try to call their friend with the airplane but of course they're in the middle of the desert. They get no service. And that's about the time they notice one random zombie. One zombie in the Vegas desert walking towards them up the desert road.
Now you know what happened to the zombie? Yeah, apparently. But my dad got away from him. Yeah. And they're like, oh shit, a zombie. Because Nick is a thug, he's got a glock in the glove compartment so he gets out and starts shooting at the zombie. Terrible, Shutty. He hits him to be fair but it's all center mass and that's not how you kill a zombie buddy. You got to destroy the brain. Come on, if Nick wasn't so high on coke and blasted on vodka, he might know that.
But to be fair, I don't think Nick was all that hard. He was pretty shook by the side of the zombie. Yeah. He only had like three bullets in his gun. So he quickly unloads the gun and now they're fucked because the zombie's still coming at him. Yeah. So they hop into the Porsche and that's where they stay. Yeah. And this is when you see the hands on the clock spin around as the zombie is still monkey pong the windows. Oh, so funny.
Oh yeah, the sun goes down and it's now nighttime and... I think he's gonna break the glass. No. No. Unfortunately, when they broke for the car the first time, Nick's phone fell out of his pocket. And yeah, so now they don't have a phone. They can't call their buddy with the airplane and tell him to wait and they're kind of fucked. And now they're already starting to fall apart. They're yelling at each other and stuff like that. Night falls. They fall asleep for a few minutes when they wake up.
The zombie is gone. So they're like, oh, okay, I think we're okay. Let's get out and find that phone. So they hop out and they start, you know, running around the car, trying to find the phone in the headlights. Molly finds it. Yay, hey, I found your phone. And Nick's like, oh, okay, great. You got any service? That's when the zombie pops up and kills Nick and eats him. Now problem number one that I have with this movie. You get killed by a zombie.
Mathematically, you are supposed to become a zombie. Right. Not 100% the case in this particular film. Not sure why. We do get a snapshot of zombie Nick, but not until the end of the movie. Right. So maybe it takes like, I don't know, 48 hours for it to go or I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. Right. And then later on, well, this comes into play later.
But there's another situation where somebody else gets bit and they have to amputate a body part immediately to save themselves from becoming a zombie. So I don't know what we're doing with the zombie mythos here. That's why it's all fucked up. But whatever, whatever dude, I'm not here to nitpick. Right. All right, fantastical. Uh, okay, but Molly is fucked because now she's, doesn't have her boyfriend.
She is actually pretty sensible about this because while the, the one lone zombie out in the middle of the desert is eating her boyfriend, she hops in the car, grabs a bottle of vodka, the rest of the cocaine, three or four bottles of water, um, Nick's phone and she takes off on foot. Mm-hmm. She uses the GPS GPS app on her phone to find the airstrip and find out where she is in which direction she needs to go and takes off on foot from there.
Not the best plan that I, I don't know that I would go that route. Uh, and let, hey, let's, since the zombie is distracted, this is the perfect opportunity to kill the zombie. Right. You can pick up a rock and get the job done. Yeah. And there's going to be several more opportunities just like this throughout this movie. Mm-hmm. I'm not saying I didn't like the movie. I'm just saying there's some holes here. Oh, yeah, there's holes. There's some manholes.
There's some manholes, the size holds, some big manholes, manholes. All right. Whatever, dude, she's a ditty whoah. So I imagine she's not, you know, exactly tactfully minded. Anyway, she goes running off into the desert. Great. She walks all night. Uh, the zombie is now following her. Mm-hmm. But he's so far away that it's not that big of a deal. Uh, she keeps walking and walking and doing more coke and drinking more vodka.
Now the sun has come up and she's walking and walking and drinking more coke. And, uh, snorting more coke, drinking more vodka, I should probably cut back up. Yeah. I snort a lot of coke and cola. Yeah, put that away right now. Yeah. I drink my cocaine. So, yeah. I got, I got, I got discovered, man. That's right. Uh, nightfall, at some point during the following day, this is the thing. This is wildly unnecessary and I don't know why we needed to go there. We realize that Molly is on her period.
Yeah, that was kind of weird. Uh, okay. What the shit is that? Let's peel down there and show everybody. Oh, it's blood. Okay. Well, good news. She has a tampon, which she can insert good for her. And, um, the, the zombie is at a safe distance and it's, it's a slow moving zombie. But he is persistent. Yeah. He's not giving up. He's just going to follow her, uh, pretty much forever.
So, uh, night falls again and, um, she kind of finds this neat little, I don't know, uh, probably about six and a half foot tall cliff that she gets on. And she builds herself a fire and the zombie, I guess, can't figure out. It's not like a real cliff. It's like a little outcrop thing. Yeah. The zombie just went off to either side of where she was. It could have easily walked up and around her and then eaten her. But instead, it just kind of stays right with her on the edge of the cliff.
So, she's kind of safe for a minute. She can build a fire and kind of stretch out, I guess. And this is about the time that the flashbacks start happening. Uh, we get a little, I guess a little, um, snippets into Molly's past. Uh, at one point she had a baby. So, we know that about it. Right. We're going to learn more as the movie goes on. Uh, next day comes around. Uh, she gets up and gets moving. The zombie's again following her. She realizes that the zombie is spelling her period blood.
So, she takes the tampon out and wings it. And then the zombie goes in the other direction and she goes walking off. But then, of course, as soon as the zombie is done eating the disgusting tampon, he's right back on her, on her tail. It's so gross. I know. I know. I know. I have some dignity. There's zombie. Mm-hmm. Um, more cocaine, more vodka. Um, now Molly's feeling pretty brave and she's now yelling at the zombie.
Uh, she's telling him what a small dick he has and he must have been a used car salesman. Uh, I feel like it's pretty cathartic for Molly because she's... I feel like there's probably some kind of a subtext here about her being victimized by men. And, uh, this zombie is now following her around like a puppy dog, so she's gonna, you know. At least everything. Yeah, you know, let fly on the zombie. Yeah. Tell him what his problem is. Uh, okay. This, this, this kind of goes on for a while.
Oh, yeah, it does. Eventually, she thinks she loses the zombie. She's now named it. Yeah, she calls them smalls. The smalls, yeah. For small peepie. Um, she finds like an abandoned trailer in the desert. So she goes in there thinking she can relax and hide for a second. Smalls gets in there with her. We get a little cat, cat and mouse game. She's got to like, uh, hunk her down in a bathtub and there's a scorpion crawling all over. So she's got to keep, keep her cool.
And then she runs out of there and then smalls realizes that she ran out. So he starts walking off after her again. Very nice. Um, keeps going. Uh, she goes to do another hit of cocaine at one point. And smalls kind of like a taxor doesn't bite her, but does knock all the cocaine out of her hand. So she's pretty pissed about that. And then, uh, back off we go into the desert. Every night she gets lucky enough to find one of these little nine foot cliffs. Right.
Because she finds every, every, the she manages to set up a campfire. Uh, on one of these cliffs. Very convenient. Yeah. And distract him to a point where he's like stuck on the edge of the cliff and he can't move. Mm-hmm. All right. Whatever it did. Uh, now we get more flashbacks. We find that Molly wasn't one point married, I think. And that's where the baby came from. And she was kind of a good mom for a little while. And then we snap right back into the reality of the desert. Mm-hmm.
Uh, up we go. We're off and running again. Uh, walk, walk, walk through the desert. She's like, she started off, I think, at like 17 miles away from the airstrip. Mm-hmm. And she's checking the phone periodically. She didn't get in closer, but she's not exactly hauling ass. So really 17 miles. If you're not coped up and you're not in high heels, you could easily make it a day. Mm-hmm. And not running, just at a leisurely pace. Right. Uh, it's gonna take her about three days. So there's that.
Uh, all right, Farrell. I guess we just needed that to kind of stretch the story out a little bit. Because off we go, uh, back into the desert. Um, walk more yelling and screaming at, at smalls and, uh, him just kind of lumbering on with her there. Uh, she gets to a point where there's like sand dunes. So here comes a big dust storm. Now we're, we're here in Nevada, but it mean you. Yep. And I, I don't know about you, but I've been to Vegas on plenty of occasions. Mm-hmm. It's fine.
I always have fun. I, you know, it's a lot more fun when you're in your 20s. Yes. Uh, these days it's like, I'll go down there. I'll see a show. I'll come right back. Mm-hmm. I'm not fucking around. But I have never in my life, uh, been down there or anywhere near there and seen a dust storm. Have you? No, no. They love doing that in movies. Vegas dust storms. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I just go in the off season or something. Yeah. And the dust storm season?
No, it's more like sand blast season. Yeah. It's like, uh, fucking tornado. Yeah. It's what it is. Uh, whatever. Uh, so that's what's happening. She gets caught in this big sand storm thing and, oh, I don't know. She can't see where she's going. And, uh, you can see the zombie kind of, you know, flapping around behind her. Uh, eventually the storm subsides and she's like half buried in sand. And, uh, she wakes up just in time to see a truck driving by. Yeah. So she's like, oh, help. Help me.
Help me. Uh, the truck pulls up and these two dudes pop out. Mm-hmm. One of them is wearing a baseball hat that says swag on it. Swag, yeah. Very, very, uh, well, the director made sure that we all saw the hat. Oh, yeah. And that's going to come into play here in a second. It's these two guys, they seem like, uh, you know, country guys, they get out. Hey, you need help. You just like, yeah, yeah. They get her a couple of bottles of water and they get her in the truck and turn the AC on.
Uh, she's like, oh, I left my bag. I got to get to my bag. There's an airstrip and I got to get over to the airstrip and they're like, okay, great. Yeah, we'll take you over there. Uh, maybe they're, I've flown once or twice. Maybe I can get on the plane. Um, when she's in the truck by herself though, she's like looking around at things inside the truck. Uh, she sees a picture of an African-American family and the kid is wearing a swag baseball hat. Mm-hmm.
And then she starts snooping some more and sees, uh, Department of Corrections uniforms in the back. Mm-hmm. So she's like, oh, shit. Uh, they come burning back. Hey, we found your bag. Let's go to that airstrip. And she's like, uh, you know, I think I'll just walk and they're like, oh, no, you'll, you'll die of heatstroke out here. Let us take you to your airstrip. And she's like, oh, the guy probably left, uh, anyway, uh, where you guys take care. I'm going to get on out of here.
And then that's when they're like, oh, shit, she knows where they are, escape convicts and they proceed to, uh, attempt to rape, put a rape in honor. I think they did. I think the one guy did achieve penetration. Yeah. And the guy was just kind of offering encouragement. Yeah. Which is kind of a shit. All right. Let's get a rapin. Yeah. Um, so he starts raping her and then that's when smalls pops out of the sand and, uh, eats the rapist guy.
Yeah, that was a little far fetched because smalls was quite a distance away. Yeah. And so he's slowly walking up on the dude. It's like, come on. You're the other guy staring in that direction. You don't see that zombie walking that way. Yeah. No, apparently not. Uh, so that the rapist gets eaten. The henchman jumps back in the truck and halls ask. Yeah. Which, yeah, I probably would too.
Uh, but apparently the, the family that they stole the truck from was going camping because a bunch of camping supplies fly out of the back. Uh, you got a rubber raft. You got some water and, uh, yeah, I was about it really. Like some rope, things like that. Mm-hmm. So she's like, ah, wow, fuck me. Now I'm back in the desert. And I still got this goddamn zombie. Rare and, uh, fuck. All right.
So now she checks her GPS and looks and she's still got about, uh, eight or nine miles to get to the, uh, the air strip there. So off she goes on foot again, smalls right behind her. Again, our rapist did not re-animate so he's not a zombie. They start walking again. Everything's cool. Uh, they're getting closer. You know, to get another, she has to make another campfire at another nine foot cliff that night.
And, uh, this time she has another flashback and this time instead of being the happy mom with the baby, she's a very lackluster stripper. Like the stripping, like I've seen plenty of strippers, but she was putting zero effort into that pull, right? She was just kind of, I don't know if she was meant to look awkward up there, like she's not accustomed to stripping or something like that.
But she just kind of got up there and like tipped out around and then a bunch of thugs came in and she was like, we can add them and then that was about it. She wakes up. Oh shit. So she, at some point something happened and she went from being happy mom to stripper to bring us to this point of her being, uh, coked out and walking through the desert with a zombie. So that sucks for her. And as she's going this time, she's like building this bond with smalls.
She's like telling them all of her problems and stuff like that. Uh, yeah. All right. I guess she, everybody's got to talk to something, right? Yeah. Uh, she blows up the inflatable raft and puts all the supplies in there. Mm-hmm. And then she finds a tire so she puts the tire around smalls. That was a good idea. That was a good idea. Yeah. Yeah, it's very, uh, mishon from the walking dead, like something she'd do. And now, smalls is carrying her supplies for her. So that's good.
Uh, they get pretty close to the, uh, uh, air strip and, uh, they see a bunch, like, an army convoy pull out, which begs the question, where exactly did that army convoy come from? Clearly, not the air strip, because that's popular. The biggest probably. Okay. I'll buy that. Yeah. Uh, but the army guys spot her and smalls walking on the road. So she's like, oh, God, they're going to kill smalls. She like, at this point, she's kind of got them half-assed trained.
Like if she says stay, he'll stay. Yeah. Which I thought was kind of dumb. Mm-hmm. Uh, so she makes them stay like in a ditch and then she goes out there to talk to the army guys and she's like, oh, I'm just going to the air strip. Uh, my husband's waiting for me. I'm just, no, I'm not that far, but if you, I don't know, and they're like, come on, we'll give you a ride. And she's like, no, no, no, I'll make it. You guys just go.
And then unfortunately, smalls pops out behind her and starts trying to eat the army guys. And they want to shoot him, but she jumps in front of him and saves his undead life. She's like, don't shoot him, don't shoot him. Why not? And not to mention the myriad of times that she's had the opportunity to pick up a rock and smash his head at it. Mm-hmm. I think he's just there for emotional support at this point. I think so. I don't know. I mean, definitely wasn't love.
I don't know what she's into. All right, so that happens delightful. The army guys are like, oh, okay, yeah, you're crazy and your pets on me and fuck you, but right before they leave, they shoot smalls in the leg. Yeah. And now he can't get up and walk. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, you said him a bitch. I think that was a good move. Yeah, me too, fuck that thing. And then she like has this very heart touching moment. Unfortunately, somehow, smalls bites her at this point. I don't think so.
Only like a tip of her finger. She's like, you know what you just did? You know what you did? So she has to run back into the ditch and smash her own finger off. Yeah. You can see the infection spreading in her finger. Okay, so you can get killed by one of these, but not become a zombie. But if you just get like the slightest bite, then you become a zombie in a couple minutes, I guess. Well, it doesn't really say how quick it would happen. It's just you can see it spread.
So obviously she wanted to cut it off. I was like, you're going to take a rock and cut off your finger. Yeah, no, she just smashes it until there's nothing left of a finger there pretty much. Yeah. Look painful as shit. I don't want to do it. Am I going to do that? Anyway, that's what she does. And then she goes up there and has another heartfelt moment with smalls. And she's like, don't worry, I'm not going to leave you like this. And she picks up the big rock and smashes his head. Finally.
Finally, she then finally makes it to the airstrip where we find out that the drug dealer guy has his airplane mechanic there. And the rest of the thugs that were there to like go with them have gotten infected and he locked them into a closet or something like that. So it's just those two there. They're all cooked out and they're ready. They got the plane fired up and they're ready to go.
And this is where Molly has a dramatic change of heart decides instead of going to Mexico or whatever with the drug dealers, she's going to go back to Vegas and try to save her kit. And we get another heartfelt story about her giving him a tin can because they used to play telephone with tin cans. I think we've all done that though. Sure. But not before I abandon your four year old. Right. Which brings me to the point that Molly is a terrible human being. Oh, yeah.
And I don't give a shit if she has this last minute change of heart. She's still a shitty mom. If she hadn't been blasted on vodka and coke and had to pull over to vomit, then she would have gotten on the plane with the dealers and been on her way left her kid to die in Vegas. Yeah. You're a terrible human being Molly. Go fuck yourself. All right. She has a last minute change of heart. The drug dealers take off in the airplane. You could think small for that. I'm sure. Oh, totally.
He really showed her how to be strong. That's right. How to be a decent mom. It took a zombie. Fuck. Is this warm bodies, too? It could be. I don't know. So that's great. The plane leaves and she's like, OK, I'll just take one of these drug dealers cars and get back to Vegas. She before she does, she calls the house to be find out that she left her son when he was still an infant with her sister because Molly wanted to just go party, I guess.
And her sister always wanted to have kids but couldn't. So she thought she was doing the right thing. But her son was distraught when she abandoned him. So she gave him a tin can to talk to, talk into. And she swore up and down that she'd be able to hear him every time she, every time he talked to the tin can. That kid's going to have issues when he grows up. Oh, yeah. And it's going to go farther than the zombie apocalypse. Whatever, dude.
OK, so she calls him from like a air traffic control tower. And she's like, hey, he's been basically hiding under his bed since the apocalypse started, which I'm assuming has got to be at least a couple of weeks at this point. She's like, I'm coming, but you just have to be, you have to stay there and stay hidden, OK? OK, mommy. She then has to go find the keys to one of the cars.
But as we mentioned, all the thugs got turned into zombies and the drug dealer guy locked them all up in this storage area. So now her armed with a wrench has to go into the storage area and either kill all the zombies or find the keys or whatever. She does just that goes in there. Finally, she gets grows a pair. Oh, yeah. Very intense.
She's walking around with a wrench, kills a couple zombies, finds the keys to one of the convertibles, runs out there, hops in the car, halls ass back to Vegas, passes what is now zombie Nick on the side of the road. So it's got to take like a week for I think she was walking, would get like three or four days before she made it to the airstrip. So at least a good 24 hours, which begs the question, if it takes them that long to reanimate, then how did we get to a zombie apocalypse to begin with?
Really, you get killed by a zombie. You're down for 24 hours. We can come in, we can kill that zombie that made you and get you in the ground before you come popping up trying to bite something. I'm just saying, I don't mean to punch holes in this thing because overall I think I did enjoy it except other than the fact that I hated Molly. All right, anyway, she makes it back to Vegas, makes it back to the house where her sister lived. Nice place.
You can tell there was some kind of a struggle that took place. She's trying to be quiet. She's like creeping around. Hey, where are you? What are you doing? Hey, you up here, looks under the bed. He's not there, goes running around, trying to be as quiet as she eventually, she finds them like in this play fort. And she's like, oh my God, what's going on? Come on, we got to go. He comes out, but now she's made too much noise and zombies are starting to come into the house.
And she found her brother-in-law's dead body in the kitchen. Have blood writing on the... What are the blood? Some about, I got bit, save yourself, or something like that. Yeah, and then I... And he doused himself with gasoline. Jelline in the house on fire. Outside. That's a terrible idea. Oh yeah, no, I'm with you. I get it, you got bit, you got it off yourself before you turn, go after I guess your nephew. But not fire. Not fire, and not that close to the house.
You got to catch a fucking house on fire. Right. And the whole neighborhood down in the nephew with it probably. Right, yeah, what if you turn in the zombie while you were setting yourself on fire? You just walked right in the house. Fucked up a bunch of shit. Yeah, fucked up everything. All right. Anyway, that's what happened. So she's very sad, and now the zombies are trying to get in.
She grabs a shovel, and she heads on down to the front door, just as the zombies break through the front door, and she's like, yeah! And then that's you into your movie. Yeah. What did you think of? It stains the sand's red, buddy. Yeah, that's not very good. I'm not mad at it. I had a couple of chuckles. Okay. But it was like, oh my gosh, kill this zombie already. Why she had many opportunities to do so.
I mean, like every night she goes to bed on top of one of those cliffs, he's literally like four feet away, she's out of reach, all it takes is one big rock. Yeah. Well, then there was a one clip on that cliff, and he's like roped to something. So he's just like, you know, trying to get her, but you obviously can't go anywhere. Right. It's like, I'm sorry. There's no way I could sleep with that.
No. It's like, what if some how it entangled itself, it'll get you when you're sleeping, just put out that zombie. There's some serious plot holes here, dude. It's fine. I'm not mad at it. Molly is a terrible human being. Oh, yeah. I like to think that she died at the end because she deserved it. Yeah, but at the same time, you know, you want the kid to survive. Right. I do like the idea of one zombie in the desert. Yeah. Something about, maybe it's just that story my dad told me. Right.
I like that as far as zombie, the actual apocalyptic element of this, because we've actually spent so much time out in the Nevada desert, which always looks like an apocalypse. Right. That's pretty much, you know, that you don't get a lot of zombie action, unfortunately. I don't know how to. I thought it was fine. The zombie looked good. Smalls, I thought he looked good. Yeah, whoever that actor was, he did a great job, I thought. I was like, wow, this guy acted like a zombie really well.
He did. Yeah. If you feel like it inmates, it's streaming on, uh, to be right now, check it out. I say it's not bad. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Uh, I really, I think if I could just get past my hatred of Molly, I would probably like to prove you a lot more. Uh, but she's a deadbeat mom. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And they played that hard. And like I said, if she had no, pulled over to vomit, she would have literally abandoned her son to die in Vegas.
And probably not even thought to give him a call or even think about him ever again. Yeah. So fuck her. And then knowing what we know, he was there at the house all by himself. Yeah, he would have either starved and death or gotten eventually eaten by zombies. So fuck you, Molly. Fuck her. Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's take us a break. I'm gonna cool my jets here. We'll be right back with some other stuff. Okay, cool. Three, two, three, four, five, six, six.
Hi. Oh, wait a minute, already many of my favorite players. Hope you still want to play in Vegas. Yeah. She's out of luck, now I'm gonna leave you And I come to the stop, it's welcome to be mine And your birthday night, you caught me the weekend now Get down the sky! Way, way, way, you motherfuckers We challenge you to a rocker Give us one chance to rock your side side Rock, rock, your dinner, cold victory You're climbing a rocker challenge What are your thoughts, what's the game?
If we win, you must take your sorry aspect to hell And also you will have to pay our rent And what if I win? Then you can take cage back to hell What? Trust me cage, it's the only way What are you talking about, you bear? To be your little... FINE!
Let the rock off begin Find the temple under metal Check the risk of it, you're fucking taking it I'm the devil I can do what I want Whatever I try, I'm gonna fly If there's never been a rocker, I'll never die I can't wait to take cage back to hell I'm gonna build with my demon tail I make this wheel like a skull and feel for hell No!
Come on cage, bring the fadad There's just no way that we can win That was unmasked and pleased Listen, it rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man God damn it cage He gonna make it his sex slave You gonna gog or me a nace Unless we bust a massive monster nava trap
We've been through so much shit Deactivated laces with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucking down Come on cage, now it's time to put doors down I hear you chill now inside of a door down Lad at the stage cuz it's time for a showdown We'll bend you over then we'll take it a brown town Now we got to blow this fucking down It's gonna bring me in with you, now it's time to put doors down Come on cage, now it's time to put doors down Who will fall in love with you?
Never, never, never, never, never We're not your weakness, but it's us We're not your dad's body, and flow your mind We've been through so much shit You're all the same now we have to leave You're all the same now we have to stay Come on cage, now it's time to put doors down
We'll bend you over then we'll take it a brown town Now we got to blow this fucking down I hear you chill now inside of a door down You got to blow this fucking down Come on cage, now it's time to put doors down Taste the lightning, fucker! Oh, no! How the fuck? What's fucking hard? Well now, for once you gain, You're sure for me, Until you are, complete the game! Yeah! How can you change, How can you take us? How can you change us? Hey, inmates!
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I'll take it! I think it's time for a meat hook, amigo! I think so too! Three on a meat hook! This week's meat hook, top three, female zombies, buddy! I know it's a small and select group, But there are some female zombies out there, some better than others! I'd be willing to bet that everybody's number one is going to be the same person! I don't think so! You don't think so? I honestly don't think so! Okay, okay, let's see! Hit me with number three! Number three?
Okay, so, return to the living dead! That chick that was on the... Oh, I don't know what kind of table that was? Is this sarcophagus? Yes! Crash! Yes! That's my number one! That's your number one? That's my number one! Love me some trash! Her name was Trash! She's played by Lenea quickly! Yes! And she was a huge part of my sexual awakening! Right! As far as like hot zombies go, that's about as hot as you get. When she comes out of the mud later on in the movie, She's just like bone white.
Got a bit of a butter face now, but still banging body. You have that workout video with her, don't you? Oh, I do! It's the dumbest thing you've ever seen before! It's really just a loose collection of clips from her movies with some choreographed dancing in between. It's clearly designed for you to beat off. That's all that is. Yes, Lenea quickly. Right on Trash! Number three, my number three is Becky Vickers. Oh! Do you remember who that is? No!
I didn't think you would, because I don't think they ever mention her by name in the movie. She was played by Galen Ross and she was in a segment called Something to Tide You Over in the Original Creep Show. Huh! She was buried up to her neck in the beach and Leslie Neal's came to talk about you shit. Uh-huh. You gotta hold your breath there, Harry. Yep. I remember that. You gotta hold your breath. But then she comes back as a zombie and kills. Or she buries Leslie Neal's in the sand.
And then he gets the same shit. So good for him. Yeah. That's my number three. How about number two? Number two? Karen Cooper? Oh, from Neither Living Dead. I live a dead, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She doesn't get much time as a zombie. No. But she's pertinent to the story. You know? She's a... She kind of went here... So what I like, part of what I like about her is that Harry Cooper spends almost the entire movie trying to get everybody down to the basement. Yes. It's the safest place in the house.
They can't get us down there. Well, unless they're already down there. Because like, when the shit hits the fan between him and Ben, his instinct is to go down to the basement, which he does. And oh shit, his daughter's already zombie. And she's bitten mom. And now mom, Karen Cooper is now a zombie. So Harry now has to run out of the basement that he was trying to get everybody into. And that's when he gets shot by Ben. Yeah. After a little tussle for the rifle there.
So there's a whole kind of a juxtaposition there, like an exchange of power. Weird way. Very cool. I'm into that. Yeah. My number two has even less time as a zombie. Oh. She doesn't even know she's a zombie until like the last 30 seconds of the movie. And so a young lady named Samantha from a movie called Contracted. Oh, yeah. Because that is a slow onset of the zombie-ness. Yeah. And she's such a great movie. Fucking bitch the whole time. Yeah, she is.
And she just fallen apart and she's like trying to act like everything's normal. As there's fucking maggots coming out of her cuder, buddy. Mm-hmm. And then she goes and has sex with that guy. Yeah. Dude. Dude. I have been hot to trot over a few young ladies in my deck. But not that hot. When I look down there and I see creepy crawlies, that's like three red flags. That's where you draw the line. That's what I'm done, dude. I'm done. I will beat off to this later.
But I am not putting anything in there. That's right. I'm sorry. Oh, man. I am sorry, my dear. Get that looked at and then we'll talk. Mm-hmm. I forgot about that word. Yeah. You watch that and it doesn't play like a zombie movie. It plays like some kind of a nasty infection movie. Mm-hmm. Until she gets out of the car at the end and she's just full on. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. She was a zombie. Into the leading of part two. Yeah. Part two wasn't bad either. Yeah, part two was pretty good.
Not as good as part one if you asked me. But it's still pretty good. Mm-hmm. I might have a number one, buddy. My number one, Drew Barrymore, is Sheila from Santa Clarita Di. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I... It's hard for me to see her as a zombie because she keeps up with the up... The upkeep. You know what I mean? It'd be one thing if like her fucking arm fell off. Well, there was times where stuff like that would happen. Right. But not her arm, but like her finger or her eyeballs or, you know, something.
Yeah. But like for all intents and aesthetic purposes, she looks like a normal person. Yeah. She's talking, you know, she's still trying to sell houses and stuff, so that's good. So, yeah, I get that. That's... I've seen a couple episodes. Yeah. And I... One of these days, I will get through it. One of these fucking days, buddy. I will make it. Timothy Olifon. Yes. He's awesome. Oh, I love him and everything. Yeah, he's great.
My number one, as I already mentioned, trash from a turn of the living dead. Mm-hmm. I'm part to make a zombie sexy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Like, they tried to do it again in part three with Jessica, or Julie, when... That movie gets way too much credit if you ask me. Mm-hmm. She was hot, and then she got the 2, 4, 5 trioxin in her face, so... Right.
She slowly turned into a zombie, and then we get this nonsensical thing about, I got to get up and put broken glass through my nipples, because somehow that makes it feel better, or something like that. And then, like, we're still supposed to sign off on her being hot still after that. Yeah. I'm out, man. I'm out. And then what makes it even dumber is like when the Mexican guys catch up to her, and they're like, Eee, we're gonna get that bitch, you see?
They see her, and she's like, oh, come here. And he's like, yay, I'm gonna get some. Mm-hmm. Dude, she's got fucking glass sticking out of her face. Yes. How was that hot? No! No! I would probably... No, I would probably have sex with her before the girl with the maggots in her cooter. Oh, yeah, yeah. But still! No. No. You have to face her the other way. Dude, imagine what else she's got sticking in her. Who knows where she's putting all that glass, nails and shit. Oh, forget it.
Forget the whole thing. That's your meat hook for the weekend, mates. It is top three female zombies. A quick, yeah, probably not a lot come to mind because, let's be honest, the zombie market is predominantly male. But if you do a quick Google search, there's, you know, different zombie number 212 from Land of the Dead. Yeah. You know, random zombie chick from the... Shondra of the Dead? Yeah, yeah. Random bar zombie from Shondra of the Dead.
Stripper zombie from Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apiguis. Oh, yeah. There's all kinds of fun ladies zombies out there. Let us know what you think, area count 775-3870-275 is the mental health outline. Or just go to paddedroompodcast.com and hit the male link. Let us know what your top three female zombies are, buddy. Yeah. In your meantime, I think it's time for us to tell you what movies we got to watch. Hmm, hmm. What are you looking at? Oh, I got a few things in here, buddy.
Yeah. How about Night of the Creeps from 1986? Oh, sounds creepy. Have you ever seen that one? Uh, yeah, it's been a long time, though. I've been with a little slugs that get into your mouth. Yeah. You can do a zombie. It's beautiful. Every much as good as I remember it. Yeah. I haven't seen it a long time. I'm sure. Yeah. Tom Atkins at his absolute finest. Yes. He's being a hard-boiled detective. He picks up the phone. Thrill me. Look at that. Thrill. I would love to answer the phone that way.
But people would be like, what the fuck is your problem? You know what? We'll just start doing it. Oh, sorry, boss. Sorry, boss. What are we going to do for it? Uh, what else we got here? The Toxic Avenger from 1984? Oh, yeah. That just hit Joe Bob's last drive in. Nice. There is a lot more that went into that movie than you could possibly imagine. Mm-hmm. I'm not a Toxic Avenger superfan. But I do feel like I am now a Toxic Avenger scholar.
Because I can tell you things that you don't have any use for knowing about that movie. Right. I've seen it many, many, many times. Uh, that was a VHS tape that I had. That had enough nudity in it to get me, uh, to, uh, watch it, uh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, I do. Yes, sir. Why does the tracking get all weird when they go into the locker room there? Yeah, right. Oh. Close your eyes, sir. That's a don't worry, boss. Watch that out. So watch the tunnel from 2011.
No. Uh, this one's pretty good. It's, uh, Machumentary style, uh, Australian about this group of, uh, investigative reporters that are, there's like a water shortage and they're trying to pipe water in through a tunnel, a ban in tunnel system. They go in there because they think there's like this homeless community setup down there. Mm-hmm. It's something else. It's something else down there. I won't ruin it for you. This one. Okay. This one's shutter also. Uh, it's, uh, it's not bad.
Or as Machumentary found footage. Cool. Uh, I watched that and lastly, I watched late night with the devil, buddy. Yeah. I understand you have some, uh, some news coming up later in the show about this. So we'll just leave it at that and to say it's very, it's a very good horror film. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. I think, uh, I give it a thumbs up. Sweet. Yes. And that's all I'm looking at, dude. What do you got? That I saw the series Baby Rain Deer on Netflix. The whole thing? The whole thing.
Okay. Um, yeah, limited series, but I think it was a 10 episodes, 8 episodes, something like that. What exactly is that about? Um, I actually thought there was going to be some type of horror twists, like, serial stalker kind of thing. Yeah. It is a stalker. It's very weird. Okay. Once you start watching it, it's really hard to stop as terrible as it is. Yeah. Uh, I don't recommend it. Um, but I mean, if you're, if you're kind of curious, you will, again, up stuck watching the whole thing.
Okay. I mean, the lady who plays a stalker, great job on it, but it's like one of those things that's just gross to watch. Gross to watch. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, now I'm intrigued. I like gross. Uh, what Jennifer did, the, the movie on that one? Yeah, it's like a documentary in it. Yeah. Based off the killing of her mom and the shooting of her dad. Like, it was, she plotted to have them killed murdered. Um, and then of course, it's that whole trial of it. Okay. Uh, pretty good.
It was, it was done pretty well. Like a true crime thing. Yeah, true crime thing. Nice. And less have been, at least, all three seasons of Santa Clarita diet. Look at you. Yes. Right. Finally finished. I've seen the first two seasons and then I didn't watch the third season. It had been so long. I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna watch it from beginning to end. So I finally just got it all done. Okay. And yeah, what a great show. I think it stopped right around COVID.
Yeah. And it kind of ended on a cliffhanger, too, didn't it? Yeah, it did. Um, you could tell they were trying to go into another direction. Yeah. But at the same time with the timing of this happen with COVID, you could tell they changed their mind just to wrap it up. Okay. Yeah. But it was, it was still really good. Right on. Yeah. I'm into it. One of these days, man. Mm hmm. I will make it happen. I recommend it. It's so good. I will make it happen. All right. That's what we're looking at.
How about some immersion therapy, buddy? Immersion therapy. You get a chance to check out the nanny from 2022. If not, don't. Yeah, yeah. It's, uh, I mean, it's, it's a pretty tired story. It's the nanny moves in. She kind of gets, she's unstable to begin with. And rightfully so, she's been traumatized. Uh, and then she kind of makes assumptions about her status in the family. And then, you know, the kids' affections kind of bolster that.
And, um, well, I don't want to give it away, but it's, it's something we've seen many, many times. Yeah. It's not very original. The ending is kind of a drag. And, um, I'm going to, I'm just going to say skip it is what I'm going to say. Yeah, I'm going to say skip it too. Not, not, not, there's a couple of cool scenes in it. Yeah. The members sequences. Yeah. Um, just because you don't know like where the hell this come from. Yeah. Uh, it is kind of dark in that sense.
Sure. Um, but the rest of the movie is just a drama. There's a lot of family. Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of boring. Hmm. Actually, I don't, was this in the horror section? It didn't feel like it should have been. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because of the nightmare sequences, I'm sure. No. Yeah. A little bit of thriller or whatever. All right. Uh, I'm going to tell you to skip that one in May. But, what do you got for us this week? All right. This week, let's check out 2023's Late Night with the Devil.
Woo! That's right. This is a live television broadcast in 1977 that goes horribly wrong, unleashing evil into the nation. Living rooms. You'll find this gem on shutter. Check that shit out in May. You're going to love it. I'm going to tell you right now. Uh, we will do the same in Compare Notes next week. But now, it is time to educate me. Yeah. Educating Miss Monica. First my clues from last week.
Well, I am a anthropology professor, and I have recently found that documentary crew has gone missing in the Amazon rainforest, or the green inferno, as it's also known. Some of their footage was recovered, which led me to believe that I can either find them or the rest of their footage to find out what else happened to them. So, off I go to find out what happened.
I don't find them, what I find is a bunch of bones, but I do get some of their footage and can kind of piece back together what ultimately happened. And they were a bunch of fucktards. Went down there. It started a bunch of shit with the locals. And one of them got his PP whacked off. Another one got gang raped to death. I think one guy got set on fire, if I remember right. And it basically nothing. It was all preventable if they had just shown a little respect to the native tribes.
But fuck those guys anyway, so that's it. I am of course, cannibal holocaust. Yeah. Have you ever seen that? Yeah, great movie. And it actually is a good movie. I just could have done without the animal stuff. Right. Because that's pretty harsh, too. Like the monkey getting its face chopped off. Oh, yeah. The sea turtle, the muskrat, the baby pig, they killed a lot of animals. Yeah, they did. In cruel fashion, too. That's pretty hard to watch sometimes.
I think there's a cut out there somewhere with those scenes taken out. Right. Because it's not like they're pertinent of the story. That's just kind of fucking. Yeah, it just shows them how brutal they can be. Yeah. But we don't think we need to see that. All right. Anyway, who might that be this week you ask? Well, buddy. Hmm. I am a young lady whose mother was at one point a scream queen. Unfortunately, she passed away in a car accident.
And now the only way I get to see my mom is through watching her old movies. I'll be damned if I didn't go to a film festival one night and the theater cut on fire. And when I jumped through the screen, I found myself in one of her movies, like as a character. Good thing I'm a horror nerd and I know where the killer is going to be and how to, you know, get around him and all that shit. But still, blow my fucking mind. Why don't you? Who might I be you ask?
Tune in next week and I'll drop some knowledge on the inmates. In the meantime, I think that's about us. It for us, buddy. Yeah. Oh, you're deep in thought. I think I know this one. Trying to figure me out, aren't you? Join us next week for Shockwave. Okay, here, killing off Zombie Month in the padded room. Like, comment, subscribe wherever you found this show that helps our, our visibility quite a bit. We do have a Patreon campaign running if anybody cares.
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