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The One-Hour Perfect Podcast With Mike and Marc

Marc Lowe and Mike Farrellmikeandmarc.libsyn.com
Mike and Marc, strive for an unachievable goal: The One-Hour Perfect Podcast. That means: Comedy, Investments, Sports, Entertainment, Transcendence and Explosions. It may be a billion episodes away, but when it happens, everyone gets to ride with them in a rocket ship to the next life. Grab a hot cup of joe or a cold beer and come along for the ride.
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Episodes

Tales From A Conan Intern

Mike shares his stories of being an intern on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien including: Riding in an elevator with Conan; hanging with Max Weinberg; running into Quentin Tarantino and making out with a Conan O'Brien fan. Marc discusses living in an apocalyptic heat wave and visiting Wichita, Kansas. Mike does a special NBA card pack opening. Mike and Marc give two classic YouTube Clips: https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA https://youtu.be/Zz9Se5oSb1E follow on Instagram: @onehourpp...

Jun 28, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Which Son Should I Kill?

Mike and Marc discuss anniversary gifts. Marc and his wife go on a desert trip. Marc returns a better man. Mike makes it rain on his girlfriend like it's the VIP room. Marc and Mike go on a riff about their dad's sacrificing them to an angry Old Testament God. Mike talks about the most expensive gift he ever gave. Mike sells his fancy trading cards on eBay. Marc recommends only watching the last episode of "Q: Into the Storm." Mike is all in on "Loki." instagram: onehourpp email: marcandmikechat...

Jun 21, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Trading Cards, Tornadoes, and the Pink Flamingo

Mike tells of a glorious feat with hooker trading cards at a Las Vegas trade show. Marc flies to Kansas just behind a supercell thunderstorm. This gets the boys talking about tornadoes. Mike participates in a Dutch auction for pack of $3000 trading cards. Mike's Coast Guard brother performs a daring rescue in Alaska of a foolish lady floating on a pink flamingo. Mike recommends, "Loki," and Marc gives, "Mare of East Town," a try. They have Instagram @onehourpp and email: marcandmikechat@gmail.co...

Jun 14, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Tales of Debauchery and Woe

Marc and Mike swap stories of being propositioned to pay for a stripper's rent and baby formula. Marc discusses one of his last times drinking that ended with a his wife sending out a search party of sorts and Marc getting punched in the face by the beach. Mike tells of his most recent playing card escapade, where he went all in on Pokemon cards and opened them with abandon to find a Charizard. Marc says watch "Tiger" on HBO max and Mike says get revved for "Loki."

Jun 07, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Ghosts, Gloryholes, and a "not gay" Gaelic Man

Mike and Marc remember a time in Ireland, when they had a crac with an old bartender, who shared his secret to keep the strippers from getting his gold. Marc talks about being a slumlord to a demonic heavy metal band. He also shares how he is fighting an ant infestation and probably got cancer in the process. Mike shares his most recent escapades in becoming a trading card kingpin. Marc has a good investment video from Peter Lynch and Mike gives a hard recommendation for "Good Omens."

May 31, 20211 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Renegade Pilots, Popping Tires, and Pocket Pussies

Mike moves his grandparents and changes a tire like a man. Mike and Marc do a test commercial for AAA and lose their sponsorship immediately. They ruminate on being a "Pocket Pussy" sales rep. Marc recounts a recent trip where he had to fly with a lunatic pilot that breaks all the rules. Mike discusses Zack Snyder's "Army of the Dead." Marc is watching the documentary, "The Crime of the Century." Also: China Cabinets and Bubbles from "Trailer Park Boys."

May 24, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Pray For Mojo (and Mike and Marc)

Marc ruins the Perfect Podcast early. Mike and Marc do a deep dive into highly palatable foods like: Oreos, Pizza, Chick-Fil-A. Marc is back on the road and reveals an alternate "road" personality that wants him to have fun and die young. Mike revels in being on the frontline of the social zeitgeist with doing a deep dive into trading cards last week (and surviving). Mike might get to the next tier in NBA Topshots; Marc may join in. Mike says watch "Good Omens." Marc has a classic Simpson's clip...

May 17, 202156 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Risking Death for Pokemon

Mike dives into the world of trading cards and Marc goes along for the ride. He starts at 4:30am at the neighborhood Target, looking to score some football cards. He goes to Walmart next, where he inadvertently encroaches on a local gang's turf and puts his life on the line for Pokemon cards. He finishes the day pulling of a glorious heist of five "Fat Packs." Almost as exciting: Marc went mirror shopping with his wife. Some talk about NBA TopShots and "Murder Among the Mormons" too.

May 10, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 15

The Digital Dick-Measuring Contest

Mike and Marc discuss the after-effects of the second Moderna and Pfizer shots. They get into it about the craze of modern-day trading cards. Mike is jumping into a "Card Break." This leads to a deep dive into NFT's, including NBA Top Shots. Mike vows to get into the next "moments" release which he then challenges Marc to get in on. This leads to a new idea: The Digital Dick Measuring Contest, which sums up the current investment climate. Marc recommends a trippy 70's movie: Fantastic Planet....

May 03, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Swimming in the Ocean of Dicks

Mike recounts a recent moment of being picked up by a gay man which leads into another time he was hit on by a gay man. Marc is envious. Marc recounts the worst stand-up gig he ever did where he made a joke about devil-worship at a Christian youth group. Mike gives a great list of companies offering free stuff if you get vaccinated, including Krispy Kreme's donut a day. Mike gives his recs on Nobody, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and Mortal Kombat. Marc suggests a cat video involving a moun...

Apr 26, 20211 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 13

The Perfect Beginning, The Superstitious Pilot, and The Wrath of Sponge Bob

Mike and Marc stumble upon the perfect beginning to the perfect podcast. Marc talks about some of the superstitions he's witnessed as a pilot. Mike gives an in-depth breakdown of his first experience with Triller and the pot-delusion that was the Jake Paul Vs. Ben Askren fight. Marc and Mike discuss which vaccine is worst. Mike loses his seat to Sponge Bob. A dive into Coinbase and how Mike could have been a Dogecoin-thousandaire. Also, recs for "My Octopus Teacher," and "The Falcon and The Wint...

Apr 19, 20211 hr 33 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Superman is Bad in Bed: Clark Kent Role Plays

Mike and Marc discuss their progress towards the perfect podcast. They relive their commercial acting days. Marc was in a commercial directed by Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst. A commercial saved Mike's audition with Conan O'Brien. They figure out that the Facebook algorithm would have ruined Superman's disguise. They also discuss how he's not super in bed. Mike give a breakdown of the Archegos Capital fallout and does a deep dive into the Jake Paul Vs. Ben Askren fight. Also, Falcon and the Winter So...

Apr 12, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Outselling the Salesman, and The Hunt For The Perfect Chicken Sandwich

Mike has become a dog step-dad to a rescue dog from China. Marc is attempting to adopt a dog of his own, but fears taking home a murderer. Mike gives some hot tips on buying a used car, coming from a multi-generational sales family. Marc does a side-by-side taste-test of the McDonald's chicken sandwich against the Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Mike gets revved about the Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren fight. Marc hates the first 20 minutes of Justice League. After nine episodes of testing it out, they decide o...

Apr 05, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Game Theory and Murder

Mike and Marc talk about playing board games with their military-minded dads. Also, the dangers of playing games in a competitive family and the reality of coming to blows over Risk, Cribbage, and Settlers of Catan. They talk about the benefits of being a dad with government secrets. They wander into a discussion of medicating women to control them and cower in verbal fear of the women in their lives. Mike gives his review on "Justice League" while Marc pushes an old classic: "Aliens."

Mar 28, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Grandpa Controls His Own Gravity While Running In His Underwear

Mike reminisces about the day he ran in the UCLA undie run, got stoned, saw an orgy, was chased by a gang, and controlled his own gravity. Marc's ambivalence towards comic book movies is revealed through Mike's explanation of what Zack Snyder's "Justice League" is. They talk about trans-superheroes' heroics counting as much as cis-superheroes. They deep dive into Marc's YouTube algorithm. Mike promotes "The Winter Soldier" and Marc is watching "Mambo" on Lingopie. email @ marcandmikechitchat@gma...

Mar 23, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 8

The Yes Day, The Blizzard, and The Bum With a Billion Dollars

Marc discusses being in a blizzard in Colorado. Both realize they were in the same blizzard in 1997. This leads to 80's T and A ski movies which of course, diverts the conversation to Mike's friend Bobby B, who is an heir to a billionaire but spends his time working the weed fields. Mike has and idea for a movie based on Jennifer Garner's 'Yes Day,' that ends poorly. Also touched on: Robert Downey Jr., his dad Morton Downey Jr., Swamp Thing, South Park and Mr. Robot. marcandmikechat@gmail.com...

Mar 15, 20211 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Caffeine Fiends, Stoner Jobs, and Nicotine Withdrawal

Marc has to go back work as a pilot. Mike tries to interview him for other jobs, including Home Depot. Mike discusses his failed job interview at Urban Outfitters. Mike also has a new addiction: caffeine. Marc battles nicotine and the Zyn addiction. Mike talks about how to make serious bank bagging groceries. Marc plays a memory game with himself. Mike gives a run down on Dave Portnoy's $Buzz ETF. Marc discusses the joys of "Oblivion NPC conversations" on YouTube. marcandmikechat@gmail.com...

Mar 06, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Mike and Marc Go On a Quest For a Dildo Made of Wood

Mike and Marc talk about goal-setting and celebrate a whole month of the podcast. We listen to Mike's moving woes but then learn of a secret treasure he carries into his next house: The Great Thai Fertility Talisman that the fellas used for their low-budget pilot production. Somehow they get on the topic of Demi Lovato and gender reveal parties and come up with a more PC version. Mike is deeply engrossed in "Wanda Vision," Marc loves "Search Party," and everyone need to re-watch "Kung Fury."...

Mar 01, 20211 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Mike and Marc Ride the Porn Train with Sky Pirates and Ted Cruz

In this episode of the yet-to-be-permanently-named podcast, our two heroes, Mike and Marc go for a train ride. On the porn train, that is. Porn Train, of course, is the pitch for a meta-show they stumble upon, about a hero, Johnny Hammerstache, and his daily life as porn star on the serialized, soft-porn soap opera, Porn Train. After discussing the recent debacle with Ted Cruz, Mike and Marc stumble upon the idea of being former airline pilot in a post-apocalyptic world, where a former pilot is ...

Feb 22, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Blind Man's Roulette

Mike and Marc start off hot, talking about the the what-if scenario of Daredevil being a degenerate gambler. We also learn of the first time Mike played craps with a Mormon who liked games of chance, and a lucky roller named "Weedy." They then take a walk down fast-food memory lane and talk about the woulda-coulda-shoulda stock investments from the past.

Feb 13, 20211 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Mike and Marc Chit Chat (formerly known as Catching Up with Mike and Marc)

Today Mike and Marc come up with a new title for their second episode. They get into cultivating mushrooms, which of course devolves into rodents on an anal adventure. This leads to talk of the dark web and a new Dark Linkdin. They create a new social media using Dunbar's number, Mike explains Dogecoin, and they expound the idea of CryptoKitties.

Feb 05, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 2

The First Episode

This is the first episode of Catching Up with Mike and Marc. In this episode, the two fellas do a little catching up with each other's lives, riff on squirrels, pandemics, GameStop, hillbilly wrestlers, old times and sobriety with un-sober friends.

Jan 31, 20211 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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