You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya. The Introduction references "The Chump" but the narrated episode is actually "Body Language" Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice
Oct 31, 2025•33 min•Season 6Ep. 23
You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice
Oct 24, 2025•30 min•Season 6Ep. 22
I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
May 07, 2022•27 min•Season 6Ep. 21
You couldn't handle my undivided attention. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Apr 23, 2022•24 min•Season 6Ep. 20
It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Apr 16, 2022•23 min•Season 6Ep. 19
Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Apr 02, 2022•25 min•Season 6Ep. 18
Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Mar 26, 2022•22 min•Season 6Ep. 17
Manuel who? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Mar 12, 2022•25 min•Season 6Ep. 16
Have you tried making everything smaller. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Feb 26, 2022•24 min•Season 6Ep. 15
I don't want to tell the truth. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Feb 19, 2022•25 min•Season 6Ep. 14
You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Feb 15, 2022•25 min•Season 6Ep. 13
Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jan 29, 2022•23 min•Season 6Ep. 12
Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jan 15, 2022•24 min•Season 6Ep. 11
Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jan 01, 2022•23 min•Season 6Ep. 10
Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Dec 25, 2021•25 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Dec 18, 2021•28 min•Season 6Ep. 8
You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Dec 11, 2021•23 min•Season 6Ep. 7
If the salad is on top, I send it back. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Nov 28, 2021•24 min•Season 6Ep. 6
The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Oct 30, 2021•23 min•Season 6Ep. 5
It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Oct 09, 2021•30 min
To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Oct 01, 2021•24 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Please don't talk about my breast milk. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Sep 11, 2021•27 min•Season 6Ep. 2
If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Sep 04, 2021•28 min•Season 6Ep. 1
I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Aug 28, 2021•26 min•Season 5Ep. 28
You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Aug 14, 2021•24 min•Season 5Ep. 27
Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jul 31, 2021•24 min•Season 5Ep. 26
Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jul 24, 2021•23 min•Season 5Ep. 25
Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jul 17, 2021•27 min•Season 5Ep. 24
P is being a giant B. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jul 10, 2021•28 min•Season 5Ep. 23
You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Jul 03, 2021•30 min•Season 5Ep. 22