Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep Good Night.
Dec 05, 2020•46 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Wait. Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, or Pizza by Alfredo. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep Good Night.
Nov 29, 2020•42 min•Season 4Ep. 5
For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Oct 31, 2020•45 min•Season 4Ep. 3
It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy we're fine. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Oct 24, 2020•58 min•Season 4Ep. 1
I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Oct 17, 2020•52 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Wait... if this job is in a well, I don't want it. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Oct 10, 2020•31 min•Season 3Ep. 22
If that’s flashing, then lock me up. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Oct 03, 2020•45 min•Season 3Ep. 21
No, no, I need two men on this-- That's what she said-- No time!-- But she did-- No time! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Sep 26, 2020•23 min•Season 3Ep. 20
I Braveheart. I am. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Sep 19, 2020•32 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Make one tiny mistake you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Sep 12, 2020•32 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Early worm gets the.. worm. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Sep 05, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Aug 29, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Aug 22, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets, hurt someone. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Aug 15, 2020•38 min•Season 3Ep. 14
YOU'RE IN THE CEILING! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Aug 08, 2020•32 min•Season 3Ep. 13
I'm not falling in a chocolate river. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Aug 01, 2020•22 min•Season 3Ep. 12
A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jul 25, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers. I can't believe I forgot to make a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street. I've failed you. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night....
Jul 18, 2020•44 min•Season 3Ep. 10
These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jul 11, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 9
You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jul 04, 2020•37 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jun 26, 2020•34 min•Season 3Ep. 7
This is the best meeting we have ever had. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jun 19, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 6
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day... Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jun 12, 2020•22 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Bonjour. Je cherche des chips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... aw, merci quand meme. Au revoir. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jun 06, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Saboteur! Saboteur! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 30, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 3
More freedom fries. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 23, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 2
And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 18, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 09, 2020•31 min•Season 2Ep. 22
"Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'." Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 01, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 21
That is Northern Lights cannabis indica. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Apr 25, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 20