You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya. The Introduction references "The Chump" but the narrated episode is actually "Body Language" Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice
You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice
In this episode of The Office ASMR, the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers at a local bar for Happy Hour. Awkward attempts at romance unfold as Oscar tries to meet men, Michael misinterprets a friendly outing as a date, and Andy and Erin try to keep their new relationship secret. Meanwhile, Phyllis and Bob's unique date night strategy is revealed, and Dwight faces a dramatic confrontation over his contract with Angela.
You couldn't handle my undivided attention. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Manuel who? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Have you tried making everything smaller. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
I don't want to tell the truth. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
If the salad is on top, I send it back. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Please don't talk about my breast milk. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich! Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
P is being a giant B. Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? Connect over on Twitter : http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
