On the final day of the January Transfer Window news comes to light that recent signing Kelvin Reid has had intimate relations with the wife of club veteran; Marco Nipic. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Ray Strasser-King as Kelvin Reid John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Alberto Iriarte as Beñat 'Benny' Bengoetxea Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to: The Ashwood City Season Ticket H...
Feb 01, 2021•22 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Head of Communications Jess Tate require negative COVID-19 test results ahead of Deadline Day at Ashwood City Football Club. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Additional Voices: Rachel Teate Thomas Mitchells Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery Episode directed by: Helena Doughty & Paul Waggott Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to: The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders www.patreo...
Jan 25, 2021•24 min•Season 3Ep. 15
The new regime under Sven-Göran Eriksson has provided a much needed impetus for Ashwood City Football Club. The turn of fortunes even reflects onto the Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan as he secures a rare appearance on a dedicated Ashwood supporters' podcast feed. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Sven-Goran Eriksson as Himself Alberto Iriarte as Beñat 'Benny' Bengoetxea Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery ...
Jan 18, 2021•24 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Ashwood City Football Club look to complete the signing of Sven-Goran Eriksson as Head Coach. In Loving Memory of beautiful Lucinda. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Edited by: Joel Emery Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to: The Ashwood C...
Dec 21, 2020•36 min•Season 3Ep. 13
The Tottenham victory seals Ashwood City's 4-straight league win under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. Former player and businessman, now turned Ashwood City agitator; Harvey Simms has enacted shareholder protocol to demand a meeting between Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and the highly regarded Jansen... Meanwhile in Scandinavia; Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall attempts to recruit his successor. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Wooda...
Dec 14, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 12
On a fiercely windy day in Kent, Ashwood City host Tottenham Hotspur after a run of 3-straight victories under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. With Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Head of Communications Jess Tate in attendance; Croatian defender Dario Babic suffers a dangerous injury on the field. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Joel Emery Adam Jarrell Directed by: Adam Jarrell E...
Dec 07, 2020•26 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Chief Player Liaison Officer Theo Clinton has unexpectedly been exposed as the individual behind the Ashwood City email hacks. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan looks to resolve, understand and ultimately exploit his motives. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt Additional Voices: Joel Emery Nalan Burgess Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Jo...
Nov 30, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 10
The international break has concluded and Premier League action returns. Ashwood City travel to Newcastle United as Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is looking to recover from a difficult couple of weeks following his disastrous appearance in Prague... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery Executive Produc...
Nov 23, 2020•21 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is under intense pressure as a potential rival has emerged for the much coveted 30% ownership of Ashwood City Football Club. His frustrations and ego are relieved however, with the news of a career achievement recognition from the footballing community. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Ad...
Nov 09, 2020•28 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Following an away defeat to Wolverhampton Wanderers, Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall finds himself as an unwilling chauffeur to Head of Communications Jess Tate, as they make their way to the Ashwood City Halloween Party. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam ...
Nov 02, 2020•25 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Ashwood City take on Leeds United in the first league meeting between the two since 2004. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan has had to make slight adjustments to Dartley Park, in order to welcome the Premier League newcomers. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Additional Voices Joel Emery Lynnette Shaw Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarr...
Oct 26, 2020•30 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Fresh from the International Break as well as the possibility of 'Project Big Picture', Patrick Nolan embarks on his own project as he attempts to put the final nail in the coffin of the Ashwood City Youth Academy, albeit with a little help from some friends in low places. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Exe...
Oct 19, 2020•31 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Following the decision to publish false positive COVID-19 test results for Kieran Broom and Kyle Francis-Clarke ahead of England duty; Chief Executive Patrick Nolan is now dealing with the fallout. Determined to get his fixture pile-up resolved, Patrick reaches out to an old ally of the club in an effort to force the hand of the football powers-that-be. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina Pitt Thomas Mitche...
Oct 05, 2020•30 min•Season 3Ep. 4
For matchweek three of the Premier League; Ashwood City take their perfect record to Craven Cottage. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan, however, have other social commitments. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery With thanks to: The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders www.patreon...
Sep 28, 2020•27 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Following a bright start to the league campaign, Ashwood City now face Portsmouth in the second round of the Carabao Cup. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall is charged with the task of securing an ambitious feeder club for Ashwood City. Patrick and Jess however are distracted by the latest new recruit... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Additional Voices Joel Emery Di...
Sep 21, 2020•24 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Premier League football returns as Ashwood City take on Crystal Palace in Matchweek 1 of the new season. With COVID-19 restrictions in place; Dartley Park remains closed to the fans. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan's endeavours to increase matchday revenue for the club lead him to a fan engagement initiative using cardboard cutout selfies to attend the fixture. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison John Bran...
Sep 14, 2020•26 min•Season 3Ep. 1
It's the Semi-Final of the Europa League. Ashwood City take on FC Internazionale as the isolated tournament in Germany moves ever-closer to its climax. Once again, however, the mood in the camp is delicately poised to see the loan saga of Christian Akuffo resolved. Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis Clark Acushla-Tara Cupe as Dr Rachel Webber Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo David Letemple Leroy as Antoine Additional voices Joel Emery Casting...
Aug 17, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 52
Ashwood's first leg in the round of 16 ended 1-0 to Ashwood in Wolfsburg back in March. Now, along with fellow UEFA Europa League competitors, they find themselves vying for a place in the Quarter Final held in Germany under strict quarantine conditions. Adam Jarrell as Kieran Broom Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrel...
Aug 10, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 51
Premier League survival hangs in the balance as Ashwood City take on Manchester United in the final game of the season. The Offensive will return at the start of the 2020/2021 season. Thank you for your continued support. Visit ashwoodcity.com and patreon.com/ashwoodcity for more. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Esmonde Cole as Kyle Francis-Clarke Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr ...
Jun 08, 2020•39 min•Season 2Ep. 50
It's the final week of the season, and the battle for Premier League survival hits boiling point as Ashwood City travel to Villa Park. Can The Superwhites continue their run of good form under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen in their penultimate game of the season? Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes Additional Voices: Jo Price Joel Emery Lucinda Shaw Directed by: Adam Jarrell...
Jun 01, 2020•29 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Ashwood City travel to Goodison Park to take on Everton in one of the final games of the season. Off the pitch, however, things turn sour as Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall is forced to vacate his seat, due to the ongoing issues with Rob Jefferson. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains ex...
May 25, 2020•28 min•Season 2Ep. 48
Ashwood City take on Tottenham Hotspur under new Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. Meanwhile, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall explore their options for life in The Championship without in-form prospect Kyle Francis-Clarke. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Esmonde Cole as KFC Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Episode written...
May 18, 2020•23 min•Season 2Ep. 47
The first match of the season in the post-Van Smit era sees fellow Premier League strugglers West Ham United visit Dartley Park. Will the 'New Manager Bounce' materialise and allow Ashwood City to gain three valuable points? Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Joel Emery as Dan Watson Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes Matt Jansen as Himself Directed b...
May 11, 2020•32 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Following an away defeat to Brighton and Hove Albion, the Ashwood hierarchy put the wheels into motion to try and turn the club's fortunes around. Negotiations with former coach Dan Watson however, hit a bit of a roadblock in the form of new representation for the fan-favourite. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Joel Emery as Dan Watson Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson Directed by...
May 04, 2020•32 min•Season 2Ep. 45
As the deal to bring home 'The Prodigal Son' Dan Watson edges closer, Patrick Nolan is A.W.O.L from the club offices. Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall leads the chase to find the missing Chief Executive. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Grace Roberts-Dean Directed by: Adam Jar...
Apr 27, 2020•32 min•Season 2Ep. 44
Ashwood take on Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium, with an already irritated Patrick Nolan arranging the travel to the game for his fellow board-members; Head of Communications Jess Tate and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes Additional Voices: Joel Emery Nalan Burgess Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Prod...
Apr 20, 2020•30 min•Season 2Ep. 43
The Premier League has returned, as Ashwood City host Arsenal. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Joel Emery as Dan Watson With thanks to Jon Champion Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit lan...
Apr 12, 2020•30 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Something is stirring in the night... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices Lucinda Shaw Joel Emery With thanks to Jon Champion Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to pers...
Apr 06, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 41
In a time of unprecedented government support for businesses, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has taken the opportunity to make the most of the tax-payer funded assistance. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Lucinda Shaw as Christine Williams Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Additional voices Luke Moore Lynne Shaw Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This po...
Mar 30, 2020•24 min•Season 2Ep. 40
As a nationwide lockdown looms; Patrick, Woody and Jess make a final social outing in attending the birthday party of Arsenal Head Coach Mikel Arteta. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Lance Fuller as Dwight Hayes With thanks to The Price of Football Podcast Kevin Day Kieran Maguire Guy Kilty Directed by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emer...
Mar 23, 2020•29 min•Season 2Ep. 39
