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The NotHans Podcast

Hans Scharlerwww.nothans.com
Step inside the mind of comedy writer Hans Scharler as he explores current events, movies, string theory, and other topics where he is not an expert. Theater of the mind.
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Episodes

Episode 40: Stop Eating My Cookies

George took over The NotHans Podcast. George tells us about ice skating, being a DJ, math, and what he asked Santa for this Christmas. George also lets everyone know what Santa said to me… STOP EATING MY COOKIES. We want to thank our sponsor, Funny Voices. We hope everyone has a happy holiday season. See you next year. Stop Eating My Cookies

Dec 15, 202417 min

Episode 39: Day at the Beach

George tells us all about his trip to see grandpa and his recent day at the beach. This was our first beach day of the summer and we had snacks, swam, and built sandcastles. We introduce our new sponsor, Banana Computers, and a new segment called “S.P.E.L.L.”.

Jul 09, 202312 min

Episode 38: GeorgeBot 3000 Powered by ChatGPT

George is back for another episode of The NotHans Podcast. This episode has three sponsors, none of which know that they are sponsoring the episode. George covers math, giggles, projects from Crunch Labs, his trip to Washington, DC, and a loose tooth. George also debuts his new character, GeorgeBot 3000, powered by ChatGPT.

Jun 04, 202316 min

Episode 37: Vehicles

George has a lot to say about vehicles in this episode of The NotHans Podcast . Tune in to hear from our latest sponsor, Obedient Frenchies , get the latest weather update, and venture into two-digit math problems. Vehicles

Feb 18, 202312 min

Episode 36: Something’s Fishy Around Here

George co-hosts a new episode to kick off 2023. George shares the big news about Phineas Scharler. He gives us an impression of our new fish and tells us about mathematics, electricity, and LEDs. We introduce a new sponsor of the show. Phineas Scharler

Jan 21, 202310 min

Episode 35: Teleportation

George is back after a summer of fun and ready to start school. He tells me that he is going to invent a teleportation system using his kindergarten education. George shares his summer experience at Hershey Park and tells about our new sponsor: Stinky Feet. We also do the giggles and the math. George’s Teleportation System

Sep 06, 202210 min

Episode 34: Going to the Zoo

We return with a new episode of The NotHans Podcast. George tells us about his summer plans, shares some giggles, and lets us know the ABCs. George also recreates a trip to the zoo where we see zebras, pigs, and 100 monkeys. 100 Monkeys?

May 30, 202212 min

Episode 33: Basketball Jones

Geoge returns as cohost of The NotHans Podcast. He gets the giggles out, does the math, shares his latest Spanish words, and tells us all about basketball. George wears himself on this podcast telling a long story about Charlie Brown and doing his favorite sounds. Like and subscribe.

Jan 22, 20228 min

Episode 32: Happy New Year

George is back for a new podcast in the New Year with a new microphone. We introduce a new segment on The NotHans Podcast, the sneeze giggles. We talk about the New Year, our new microphone, the Pittsburgh Steelers, math, and Spanish. Happy New Year.

Jan 02, 20228 min

Episode 31: The ABC Song

We got the sillies on this episode of The NotHans Podcast. George returns as the co-host. George shares some stories, his version of the ABC song, and introduces us to his monster character. We hope everyone has a great holiday season, stays healthy, and gets to be silly.

Nov 24, 20219 min

Episode 30: Going for a Drive

George returns, again. It’s been a hell of a year and George tells us about some things that he learned, he tells us about how he took down a tornado, and we go for a drive to Target and McDonald’s. George also introduces a new segment to The NotHans Podcast: the fart giggles.

Feb 27, 20219 min

Episode 29: The Big 10

George and I watched some Curious George videos on PBS Kids. George recaps what he saw in remarkable detail on The NotHans Podcast. We also determine what big numbers are, how to spell George, what color is red, and what day of the week it is. AND, the giggles are back.

Mar 25, 20205 min

Episode 28: The Giggles

Sometimes you get the cases of the giggles. George is back once again as the co-host of The NotHans Podcast… THE NOTHANS PODCAST. George answers the age-old question: Do you like school or daddy better? He recreates the sound from mama tooting and a snowblower. The microphone tastes sour.

Mar 20, 20204 min

Episode 27: I am a Robot

Be. Boop. I am a robot. George returns as the co-host of The NotHans Podcast. We learn what color shirt was in his school pictures. He sings his ABCs with piano accompaniment. George also tells us about a fire alarm in alarming detail.

Mar 09, 20204 min

Episode 26: I Made an Elephant

George tells us about what he made at school and updates us on the latest weather conditions. We also introduce new segments: “That’s Mine”, “My Turn”, “What’s Dat?”, and “What’s Your Favorite Color?”.

Feb 08, 20205 min

Episode 25: Stinky Feet

In this episode of The NotHans Podcast, George and I talk about mom’s stinky feet. George shares his impressions of a dinosaur, Stella, Dad, Mom, and a turtle.

Jan 31, 20203 min

Episode 24: George Takes Over The NotHans Podcast

George is 2 and he is taking over everything in the house. Now, it’s my podcast. He wanted to try out my new microphone – The HyperX QuadCast . The language get s a little blue towards the end. Enjoy George co-hosting The NotHans Podcast!

Jan 23, 20202 min

Episode 23: 10th Anniversary

Wow! 10 years of The NotHans Podcast! In this episode, Hans’ mom drops in, we get political, Hans plays a classic standup comedy bit from 1997, and Hans reads some listener email. The episode is sponsored by Ted’s Burgers and Frank Dickens’ Petting Zoo .

Sep 30, 2018

Episode 22: Spring Fever

Spring is in the air at The NotHans Podcast. Huck got a change of water. Hans got some new white shoes to match his all-black outfits. On this week’s episode, Hans Scharler reads some listener email from Hannah from Great Falls, Montana and Stan Smartass gives us some Positive Harmony. This show also features a new sponsor, “Ted’s Burgers.”

Apr 19, 200910 min

Episode 21: Back in the Saddle

This show features listener email, Frank Dickens Petting Zoo ad, and a classic clip of The NotHans Podcast. Hans Scharler discusses the new topless coffee shop in Maine — The Grandview — and explores his inner child with Positive Harmony. Hans is back in the saddle with a long over-due episode.

Feb 28, 20098 min

Episode 20: The Best of Show

Every once in a while ( Blackhawk ) you have to stop and reflect on the amazing run that you’ve had. That reflection is this new episode of The NotHans Podcast. Hans Scharler explores the volumes of comedic work from the previous 19 episodes and shares his favorite clips and his inspirational moments, all to create a jam packed episode that will mark a watershed moment in podcasting. Does she still think about me? Every once in a while....

Jan 30, 20092 min

Obama Nation

Hans Scharler explains that his previous endorsement of John McCain was taken out of context. Hans also shows his support of Barack Hussein Obama with a musical montage. Stan Smartass drops some “Positive Harmony” on The NotHans Podcast. This episode also includes some movie discussion of High School Musical 3: Senior Year , Zack and Miri Make a Porn o and Quantum Leap of Solace .

Nov 15, 20087 min

Tina Fey and 30 Rock

Hans Scharler of The NotHans Podcast is a big fan of 30 Rock and Tina Fey’s work from SNL to her impression of Sarah Palin. On this episode, Hans interviews Tina Fey and discusses 30 Rock. We also find out that Tina Fey is working on other celebrity impressions like Britney Spears. Other segments on the episode include another message from Frank Dickens, Rock the Vote, Iron Man Halloween costume malfunction, and a new PayPal request....

Oct 28, 20088 min

Dow Te Ching

Hans Scharler discusses important topics and hits America hard with some straight-talk about the economy. Also on this episode, we feature a new sponsor, “ Frank Dickens’ Petting Zoo “, some new sound effects, a clip of Chocolate Rain, a Britney Spears Moment, and a discussion of “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”.

Oct 11, 20086 min

From the DMZ to the RNC

In this episode of The NotHans Podcast, Hans Scharler gets political and shares his thoughts on Sarah Palin and the rest of the nominees. This episode also includes “Livin’ on the Edge”, remarks on Hurricane Ike, listener email, and an update on the iPod giveaway. Hans recommends the DVD’s from Dana Carvey and Brian Regan ....

Sep 08, 20087 min

Olympic Medals and Double Churn Ice Cream

Hans Scharler discusses the Olympics, the Olympic Medal winners, and the difference between medal and metal. This episode of The NotHans Podcast also includes some urgent news and a commentary about double churn ice cream.

Aug 20, 20086 min

I am Batman

On this week’s episode, Hans Scharler takes a deeper look at the new Batman movie, “The Dark Knight”. Hans says that Heath Ledger’s Joker is “Creepy and Charismatic”. Also, included in this show are “Positive Harmony” and a recap of a month long trip to the deep South.

Aug 03, 20087 min

I Kissed a Girl

Hans Scharler hosts this week’s episode of the The NotHans Podcast. Hans discusses “ I Kissed a Girl “, reviews the latest movie releases, and reads some listener email. Other segments include Huck “The Dolphin” Finn, Hans’ Mom, tuba playing, and a new one called, “Livin’ on the Edge”. There is also a new website at nothans.com/podcast ....

Jul 15, 20087 min

Interview with Johnny 5

On this week’s episode of The NotHans Podcast, brought to you by rackets, Hans interviews Johnny 5, the robotic actor from Short Circuit. Number 5 is alive and has lots to say about WALL-E. Hans shares his bucket list and thoughts on the 4th of July. We also get an update on the iPod giveaway.

Jul 04, 20085 min

Presidential Candidate Endorsement

Hans Scharler gets political while discussing the match up of McCain vs. Obama and officially endorses a presidential candidate. Hans also takes a look at entertainment and sporting news on this week’s episode. He does a little voice acting.

Jul 01, 20084 min
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