He's a superior heel who needs sartorial healing. Since we can't get him to spend the next decade soaking in Epsom salts and listening to Enya, here's our suggestion for how he can look bad and still look good. (Once again, our special guest Jordan Olds does most of the heavy lifting.)
We've watched this Australian dynamo transform from charming, athletic face to brutal but unconvincing heel. Jordan Olds joins us to lead her further down her chosen path, making her the authentic hardcore chick she seems to want to be.
Thanks to Heather Lynn (@wraparoundcurl) for suggesting this week's victim! We talked a lot of smack about Jimmy's look during our All Out review, so it's only fair that we be asked to propose a better alternative. Jordan Olds of Two Minutes to Late Night is back to help us get this misguided goth back on the right path.
Darnell Mitchell of Uncanny Attractions is back again to help us resuit AEW's head honcho. We discuss looking expensive, the merits of blondness, and things white people have trouble wearing. As usual, we eventually almost settle on a pretty solid concept.
It's possible that Joey's free-wheeling, mischief-making attitude seeped into our brains this week, because we spend even less time than usual focused on the topic at hand. So if you'd like to hear us talk about video games, pets you haven't met, and other things that aren't a redesign of a famous wrestler, then this is the episode for you!
We love having guests on the show, because we can make them do most of the talking. This month's victim: Darnell Mitchell (@dnellicious), one of the producers of Uncanny Attractions, who joins us to discuss the October 30th show at House of Yes (which will feature a special appearance by the Nobodies), and also just to talk about whatever tangent we veer off on. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.c...
As it turns out, he's already got a solid look going, but the Nobodies are here to offer some critiques, make some refinements, and ultimate spent 75% of the episode talking about completely unrelated topics. (Which you should expect by now.) Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies
For our main discussion this month, we're forgoing the real world to take a long, rambling stroll through the fictionalized setting of the most recent season of Netflix's GLOW. We didn't plan it out beforehand, so we jump haphazardly between whatever snippets of the show happen to stick out in our memories. It's still kind of interesting if you're into that sort of thing. Here's the link to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies And you can tip Bearica's new pup here: h...
After talking so much smack about the Nightwing gear, we put our money where our mouth is and give this sexy, flippy boy a sleek, shiny makeover. It's a nail-biter to see if we'll actually get around to designing something, but we manage to agree on an outfit just under the wire. Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon if you want to suggest a wrestler! https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies
Bearica's back, which means whatever we're supposed to be talking about is long gone. But when we can manage to stay focused, we're trying to help Johnny Gargano's wife prove that she's more than just Johnny Gargano's wife by re-imagining her as only Johnny Gargano's wife. It makes sense in context. Almost. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies
Her temperament's wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit her still less. (DJ AR is going to hate that I worked musical theater into this description.) The notorious KRL is back to help us give the tooth doctor a little more bite. We posit a few options without settling on a precise end point, but you get the idea.
One of the many perks of being a supporter on Patreon is that you can tell us what to do! This week, Heather asked us to reconfigure the Irish eye candy, and we were more than happy to oblige. If you have a suggestion for a future episode: WE CAN BE BOUGHT. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies
Our special guest host Katie Rose Leon (@katierose on Twitter) from Ballin' Out SUPER (@ballinoutsuper on Twitter) and Two Minutes to Late Night (@2M2LN on Twitter) joins us to talk about complex Japanese tournament rules, the benefits of leftism as both an in-ring gimmick and a real-life union-building tool, and Jon Moxley's preparedness to raise an adult son.
This week, we take on the reigning queen of resting bratface. We're so confident in our vision of her future that we barely even take the time to explain it. If you know, you know.
You heard us mention Tyler's potential new gig in the IIconics episode; now let us serve you the full fantasy. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search?q=nobodies https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/collections/dj-accident-report https://www.terriercvlt.com/collections/the-nobodies SMELL LIKE OUR SHOW! https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/limi...
A hard-hitting look at chair spots, intergender matches, what should happen during commercial breaks, Bearica's potential WWE career, Ariel's sad contractual obligations, and Accident Report's desire to keep his friends alive.
You've seen 'She's All That'. You've seen 'Silence of the Lambs'. This Summer don't miss 'BAYLEY'! She was trapped in a basement & now she's here to kick ass: moisturized, pretty & pissed off. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search?q=nobodies https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/collections/dj-accident-report https://www.terriercvlt.com/...
It's a long, winding road to get there, but we end up generating a suitably stellar new theme for the Blunders from Down Under. They even get a new sidekick, though we don't redesign his look. Maybe in a follow-up episode! Then again, maybe we'll get distracted by a conversation about The View and forget the whole thing.
It's been a couple weeks since we redesigned someone's wrestling gear, so we doubled your value by covering a tag team. We love these fun, flippy boys: what they lack in style, they make up for in enthusiasm, just like us!
Better late than never (we hope). Even though we had an extra week to gather topics, we STILL don't have all that much to talk about in this episode; enjoy a tangent-filled mess in which Bearica can't stop spouting unrelated interruptions, Ariel can't figure out what's going on, and Accident Report can't keep the girls in line.
Usually, we'd talk to you about wrestling on the first of the month. But our travel schedule didn't really allow for a lot of down time, so we neither watched nor discussed wrestling all week. Given the constraints of our situation, we had to turn lemons into lemon juice; here's 30 minutes of us screaming about what it's like to get locked in a convention center full of nightlife weirdos for three days.
In many ways, Golddust paved the way for our show by helping introduce drag into the WWE. So we're repaying the favor by giving his drag a fun little update. (And also paying it forward by urging straight people to Google Leigh Bowery.)
In this jam-packed ten minutes of fashion reinvention, we learn where Ember Moon's name came from, what inspires her character, who's accusing her of plagiarism, and which iconic movie look we think she should copy instead. Plus, bonus ASMR mouth sounds that Ariel was forbidden from editing out.
Being the embodiment of evil is a tough gimmick to sell. It's also a tough gimmick to redesign. We do our best. Don't take away DJ Accident Report's goth credentials, they're all he has. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: www.dragqueenmerch.com/search?q=nobodies www.dragqueenmerch.com/collections/d…cident-report www.terriercvlt.com/collections/the-nobodies SMELL LIKE OUR SHOW! blackphoeni...
AEW is shaking a lot of things up for the WWE. This month, we discuss who's staying (Luke Harper), who's going (Sasha Banks maybe?), who's changing their character (Bray Wyatt), who's renaming their tag team (We're Vikings!), and who's dating (Charlotte and Seth Rollins). Plus audience questions from Patreon!
n lieu of a Ring Gear Remix this Thursday, we're offering you a series of short interviews with a few of the fabulous people we hung out with over WrestleMania weekend. Enjoy our clearly impromptu chats with Effy, Eddy McQueen, Cassius, MV Young, Billy Dixon, DJ Summers, Corinne Mink, Ashton Starr, and Sarah Shockey!
Given his strong opinions on goth fashion, it was only a matter of time before Accident Report brought up Naito and his crew. So this week, we're doing our best to make one of NJPW's bad boys look good. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search... https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/collec... https://www.terriercvlt.com/collectio... SMELL LIKE OUR...
We've spent a lot of time talking about what we DON'T like about Nia's fashion choices, so this week we put our money where our mouth is. Our concept for her revamped clothing and character is frankly so outstanding that it even we're shocked. What we're saying is: hire us, WWE. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search?q=nobodies https://www...
Since our favorite homeless wizard recently teased a new look, we figured we should dive in with our own redesign. We love being slightly late to the game! Keep an eye on how his persona evolves to see if WWE is plagiarizing our work yet. (It's only a matter of time.) Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search?q=nobodies https://www.dragqueenm...
In which we generally lament that we're still talking about the WWE when AEW is so tantalizingly close. Feel free to donate money to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenobodies DJ Accident Report "Bankrupt" EP: https://wnnr.bandcamp.com/album/bankrupt Merch: https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/search... https://www.dragqueenmerch.com/collec... https://www.terriercvlt.com/collectio... SMELL LIKE OUR SHOW! https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/sh... Find us on the inter-webs: @wearethenobodiesnyc: Fa...
