The Hatchies: A Sleepy Award Show
Mar 09, 2026•33 min
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Episode description
Josh Gondelman, KP Parker, and Sophia Wilson Pelton host their very own award show — honoring the biggest achievements in pop culture and sleep.
What You'll Hear:
The Hatchie Awards: With the Oscars around the corner, the crew creates their own ceremony to celebrate (and roast) the year in culture — from exhausted celebrities to trends that truly deserve to go to bed.
Pajama Energy & Pop Culture Chaos: Who embodied peak sleepwear vibes? Nominees include Cynthia Erivo’s now-iconic “sex cardigan,” Justin Bieber’s Grammys boxers, and Leo’s robe-and-sunglasses dad energy.
Midnight Internet Spirals: From JoJo Siwa relationship drama to aliens, WNBA discourse, and late-night sports highlight rabbit holes, the group reveals the topics that keep them scrolling long past bedtime.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome to the Hatchie Awards
01:00 The “Go to Bed” award nominees
07:50 Pajama Energy award
14:30 Should Have Been 45 Minutes Shorter
17:00 Bedtime Spiral award
22:00 Best Buddies Slumber Party award
25:30 Dream Date couple award
30:30 Acceptance-speech style goodnights
What You'll Hear:
The Hatchie Awards: With the Oscars around the corner, the crew creates their own ceremony to celebrate (and roast) the year in culture — from exhausted celebrities to trends that truly deserve to go to bed.
Pajama Energy & Pop Culture Chaos: Who embodied peak sleepwear vibes? Nominees include Cynthia Erivo’s now-iconic “sex cardigan,” Justin Bieber’s Grammys boxers, and Leo’s robe-and-sunglasses dad energy.
Midnight Internet Spirals: From JoJo Siwa relationship drama to aliens, WNBA discourse, and late-night sports highlight rabbit holes, the group reveals the topics that keep them scrolling long past bedtime.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome to the Hatchie Awards
01:00 The “Go to Bed” award nominees
07:50 Pajama Energy award
14:30 Should Have Been 45 Minutes Shorter
17:00 Bedtime Spiral award
22:00 Best Buddies Slumber Party award
25:30 Dream Date couple award
30:30 Acceptance-speech style goodnights
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