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The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.
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Episodes

Getting deep

This week's clips are from early 2020 when it looked like World War 3, there is a lot of rage around, just like today, and I go into what I think that is all about.

Jun 14, 202139 minSeason 2Ep. 131

Introducing 'If It Bleeds It Leads'

Hi Nick Abbot fans – we have a new True Crime podcast we think you’ll enjoy called ‘If It Bleeds It Leads’ Could you be a criminal? What separates the way you think, from the criminal mind? Join the world’s leading professor of criminology, Prof. David Wilson and star of Silent Witness Emilia Fox as they discover what’s really going on behind some of the most notorious crimes. What do you do with have-a-go heroes who try to stop you robbing a bank? What's it like inside an escalating prison riot...

Jun 11, 20213 min

Getting whacky with the doc

This week we go behind the scenes (allegedly) of doctor wotsit off the telly, I get attacked by a fan of the kooky president of a kooky country and there's an incident in the Pound Shop.

Jun 07, 202129 minSeason 2Ep. 130

You've got what in your muesli?!

This week we are forced to pick a seat in the cinema, the EU take our windows away, a strange argument is used for eating on the bus and I get put right off my breakfast.

Jun 02, 202137 minSeason 2Ep. 129

The Belly Button Inspector

This week we cover everything in chocolate, find something awful on the bus, wash our shopping long before covid appeared and eat off a tree.

May 24, 202130 minSeason 2Ep. 128

All you need is lion dung

This week: Kier Starmer's hair, what to do with a squirrel, getting a takeaway from the zoo and what not to eat on a train.

May 17, 202139 minSeason 2Ep. 127

Guess who was more popular than Boris

This week, some time traveling between when Boris Johnson was elected leader of the Tories and how we felt about him two months later, there's a certain Nigel getting hit with a tasty treat and something weird about baked beans.

May 10, 202140 minSeason 2Ep. 126

Going in the right direction

This week, in clips from two years ago, which proves that nothing much changes, Boris Johnson has a fight over furniture, I get schooled in the delights of Bon Jovi and we find out which country's people think they are going in the right direction (not who might think).

May 04, 202143 minSeason 2Ep. 125

Boris Johnson ruined my sofa

This week's is a hoot - there's a reminder of how unreliable summers can be and a tantrum on the tennis court but mostly there's a lot of shouting and crashing coming from Boris Johnson's girlfriend's flat.

Apr 26, 202131 minSeason 2Ep. 124

The Spice Girls versus Metallica

This week, we were contemplating the Tory leadership contest horror show, there was a spy report from a certain woman-group concert and I pick a fight with a heavy metal band.

Apr 19, 202132 minSeason 2Ep. 123

What colour is a blue egg?

This week a re-match with an old sparring partner, trying to see Madonna from the cheap seats, how to get a new bike and who to blame if thing's aren't going your way.

Apr 12, 202135 minSeason 2Ep. 122

Madonna costs how much?!

This week, there's a shocker about Madonna, I get interrogated about drugs, there's a disagreement about Genesis and Donito Mussolini picks a fight with one of ours.

Apr 06, 202133 minSeason 2Ep. 121

Fun with maths

This week, the comical demands of the Tangerine Tornado when he wanted to stay with the Queen but couldn't, an up-to-date shocker about the world's most expensive room and a young person calls and gets caught in a game show.

Mar 29, 202135 minSeason 2Ep. 120

Cheating at golf

This week, the return of the naked cyclists, Donny kicks balls and I explain magnets.

Mar 22, 202128 minSeason 2Ep. 119

Fighting with a sinner

This week, magnets in space, naked cyclists and how to catch a social disease (not related).

Mar 15, 202130 minSeason 2Ep. 118

The Conservative Drug Taking Competition

This week, in the race to become our next Prime Minister, the candidates have a spliff-off, Donald Trump titillates the Queen and what a San Francisco tram smells like.

Mar 08, 202139 minSeason 2Ep. 117

Impersonating a national treasure

This week, a news clip that will delight a certain section of the country who will never get tired of hearing it, having a laugh with the Marxist Brothers and how to spend £40 billion.

Mar 01, 202131 minSeason 2Ep. 116

Friends without benefits

This week, how we avoided World War Three, which politician looks like a Lord of the Rings character, what 5G will make more difficult and who's fault is everything!

Feb 22, 202132 minSeason 2Ep. 115

The blimp is back!

This weeks clips are from Spring 2019 when the country held its breath for the arrival of Cheeto Mussolini. The Baby Tornado was going to blow into town and some people had made special preparations.

Feb 15, 202131 minSeason 2Ep. 114

What does a stoned cat look like?

This week, a cat goes cold turkey, we find a use for the spice jar at the back of your cupboard and a certain orange tornado was planning to visit.

Feb 08, 202125 minSeason 2Ep. 113

Alien sex alert!

This week a certain Baby Tornado was due to arrive at the Palace in April 2019, there's a mystifying call about drugs from a person who may be familiar with them and some alarming news of very personal outer-space visitors.

Feb 01, 202134 minSeason 2Ep. 112

Power surge!

This week, a man complains to an unlikely individual about his electricity, I conduct a very brief chat with an old "friend" and we talk pot a lot.

Jan 25, 202134 minSeason 2Ep. 108

Exit the Baby Tornado

This week I mix clips from April 2019 with one bang up to date from last weekend in honour of the departure from the Whitehouse of the Tangerine Scream. Plus there's some alarming news for people who like to...you know...do it.

Jan 19, 202130 minSeason 2Ep. 107

A total eclipse of the Queen

This week, a certain tangerine nightmare was planning an invasion of this country. This week's clips are from two years ago, when everything that happened this month seemed entirely predictable.

Jan 11, 202133 minSeason 2Ep. 106

ET is your father

A bumper festive issue that has aliens, commandments and meat and is stuffed full of fruits and nuts.

Dec 21, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 105

A spooky premonition

This week, I see into our future, mix a cocktail for a tube train and fight a dwarf warrior in Middle-earth

Dec 14, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 104

Don't eat the "chocolate"

This week there are a LOT of facts thrown about and even I learn something. There's a very surprising piece of information about solar panels, we learn why cows are better than boats and there's a little hot fracking action.

Dec 07, 202037 minSeason 2Ep. 103

A car that goes whooosh

This week, a boat gets dismantled by law experts, how to shame Denmark and there's a hint of automotive trouble to come.

Nov 30, 202037 minSeason 2Ep. 102

This podcast is an education!

This week, we get educated about things that go boom, some eco-ists get threatened with bascules and an airborne menace that's not the virus.

Nov 23, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 101

The solution to all our problems

This week, there is nothing like a dame on a mission, the next best thing to having a car and the answer to our stressed out, frantic lives.

Nov 17, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 100
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