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The Nick Abbot Habit

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.
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Episodes

The Cat in the Post

In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.

Aug 18, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 339

Not a real human PM

In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.

Aug 11, 202528 minSeason 2Ep. 338

Waving and drowning

In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.

Aug 04, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 337

The Bat of Death

It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.

Jul 28, 202533 minSeason 2Ep. 336

The Hum of Guard

In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak

Jul 21, 202536 minSeason 2Ep. 335

How not to pay for a can

In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.

Jul 14, 202526 minSeason 2Ep. 334

The Dainty Twiglet

In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.

Jul 07, 202535 minSeason 2Ep. 333

The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime

In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Jun 30, 202539 minSeason 2Ep. 332

Jacob Rees-Mogg is dreamy

In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had a dream about a certain monocled swizzle stick.

Jun 23, 202530 minSeason 2Ep. 331

On standby

In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about

Jun 16, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 330

A blank canvas

In these clips from 2022, I explain American sports, a Boris fan calls and a dull person was the leader of the free world.

Jun 09, 202532 minSeason 2Ep. 329

Be alarmed!

In a departure from normal, this week's podcast is the entire conversation I had with an expert in artificial intelligence that took place two Sunday's ago quite late in the show, after most people's bedtime. It was entertaining and scary in equal measure and contains some good advice on how to stay safe-ish.

Jun 02, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 328

The Roadmap to Freedom

It was early 2021 and there was talk of R Rates and substantial meals, I had seen a wildlife oddity and an incorrectly shaped ball and we marvelled at the Spanish

May 26, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 327

You may be entitled to condensation

In these clips from three years ago, Mr Blobby was referring all questions about his behaviour to someone else, a man calls from the 16th century and a man who knew what he was voting for doesn't know what he was voting against.

May 19, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 326

One night, two parties

In these clips, it was early in 2022 and Operation Save Big Dog was underway, one building apologised to another and we were told to move along

May 12, 202528 minSeason 2Ep. 325

No points

It was three years ago and we were preparing to lose a major competition, we heard about Mr Blobby's pre-party grooming regimen and we had something of a failure to communicate.

May 05, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 324

Exasperated, raging, confused and flailing

In these clips from early in 2022, a person had a suggestion about Russia before iot all kicked off, the Winter Olympics deliverd a patriotic lift and Mr Blobby had a photo shoot.

Apr 28, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 323

Death's Entertainment

In these extra-long special Easter holiday edition clips from three years ago, I had mixed up Adam and Richard Curtis, Storm Eunice was causing havoc and a strange man was seeking efficiencies.

Apr 21, 202538 minSeason 2Ep. 322

The Soup Nazi

In these clips from three years ago, big eggs were on the menu, someone spent the price of a car on their teeth and there was a weather alert.

Apr 14, 202535 minSeason 2Ep. 321

Tooth hurty

In these clips from three years ago, the Tories were pretending to value law 'n' order, a woman had a problem with her eggs and Vlad enjoyed his big table.

Apr 07, 202530 minSeason 2Ep. 320

Grabbed by the Fuzz

It was three years ago and there was an unpleasant footballer cat story, a man demanded action on athletes and Mr Blobby was filling out a police questionnaire.

Mar 31, 202528 minSeason 2Ep. 319

Keep your thumb in

These clips follow on from last week's, when we were talking about using a well known singing star as a weapon and Bodger Johnson and the rest of the deplorables were filling in questionaries.

Mar 24, 202534 minSeason 2Ep. 318

Using Barry Manilow as a weapon

This week's clips from three years ago include something odd happening in New Zealand, Smugg had a new job and I had a premonition about the Tangerine Tornado

Mar 17, 202528 minSeason 2Ep. 317

The pantomime horse

In these clips from 2022, Liz Truss was wearing an embarrassing hat, Bodger was looking for somewhere to hide and a footballer did something he shouldn't have.

Mar 10, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 316

A Wasteful Blobby

In these clips from 2022, we were promised a new Bank Holiday and the Queen had a new title for Camilla.

Mar 03, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 315

Best. Meal. Ever.

In these clips from 2022, we were wondering who might replace Mr Blobby, gas companies were very happy, Michael Gove had a plan and I had a treat in Florence.

Feb 24, 202532 minSeason 2Ep. 314

The Democracy Sausage

In this week's clips from when Bodger Johnson was the Dear Leader, there's a banking alert, a Beatles update and in a bang-up-to-date clip, an advert for, or rather, against Britain.

Feb 17, 202530 minSeason 2Ep. 313

For fox's sake

Following on from last week, in these clips from three years ago, we learn the difference between us and them, find the worst PM in history (apart from the ones that were coming that we didn't know about yet) and there's a bang-up-to-date clip from last weekend that is somewhat mystifying.

Feb 10, 202529 minSeason 2Ep. 312

This is just a test

It was three years ago and politicians were being "very clear" and "robust" and we were remembering what Sundays used to be like.

Feb 03, 202528 minSeason 2Ep. 311

Throwing up in Harrods

It was early 2022 and we had a slug problem, a Smugg fan calls and we had a snack crisis.

Jan 27, 202533 minSeason 2Ep. 310
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