Dallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers, the resistance and the ongoing struggle that is being human. ALSO: We are living in the cover up, and it's the cover up that always catches up with you. So stop arguing with your partner and just agree. Featuring Ready for the World, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, ...
Mar 14, 2018•46 min
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Nov 18, 2017•8 min
CS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to prepare for the apocalypse.
Oct 08, 2017•51 min
Dallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize in advance for CS' jacked-up microphone; we were late with the payroll 'cause of coupons and it went on strike. Also, do your fried wings have feathers? If not, you ain't ordering from the right spot.
Sep 02, 2017•46 min
It's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us get back on our feet and avoid further light year delays.
Aug 05, 2017•56 min
The Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?
Apr 17, 2017•47 min
Aaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usual shenanigans. PERFECT 10, or so we hope. Basically, DP says something crazy, and CS keeps him from hitting his head. Same old, same old, new old, better new, still new, newlyweds. For life. Glad y'all are still here, cause we are too.
Apr 05, 2017•40 min
In this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!
Feb 22, 2017•44 min
Join Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the second installment of Ask The Newlyweds #PettyPenalties. Stay warm Internets!
Feb 11, 2017•50 min
Goofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.
Jan 27, 2017•43 min
In this inauguration week, CS and Dallas Penn celebrate the spirit of singularly great American. Turns out Dr. King's dream of a nation that lives up to it's founding is about to be fulfilled. Are you ready? As long as you and bae share the same toilet paper philosophy, you should be fine. Plus: When is corn not corn? Dallas makes his case for some unsavory definitions.
Jan 18, 2017•43 min
It's the New Year and your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS, are adding it all up so you don't have to. From orbiting in outer space to tipping your waiter, turns out it all comes down to slavery. So give thanks to the ancestors -- we're talking to you America -- and keep your receipts. ALSO: What is more "lit" than "lit"? and De La Soul is in the building.
Jan 09, 2017•43 min
In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tries really hard to make an un-funny joke funny. Happy New Year Internets!
Dec 28, 2016•55 min
Internets, 'tis the season for giving thanks and the first people we need to thank are y'all! You inspire us and motivate us to keep on with the keep on. This week CS & DP detail their Thanksgiving adventures (which you can also experience on The Newlyweds Podcast FB and IG), discuss the demise of El Commandante and ask the question, is Brandy really a Lady of Soul?
Dec 02, 2016•47 min
Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" slang. PLUS: Dallas' heartfelt thank you to his people.
Nov 11, 2016•32 min
Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM
Oct 28, 2016•46 min
The Newlyweds celebrate their 51st episode with a misinformed conversation about Haiti, more presidential politricks including some magical pussy, and an appreciation of Solange's latest album, A Seat At The Table. Plus: CS wants to know what should be next on her reading list, while Dallas Penn asks the internets for some musical next next .
Oct 14, 2016•54 min
Who would play you in the TV show of your life? DP and CS contemplate the wonders of married life, who would play them on TV, and expressing gratitude for the treasures of every day. ALSO: Luke Cage for the win, a real crack baby, and the manhandling of Lester Holt. Plus, Princess Lulu makes an appearance.
Oct 06, 2016•39 min
You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things Star Wars and DP advises R&B artists not to die.
Sep 28, 2016•42 min
Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of this crazy world. Please don't try this alone. ALSO: Naked podcasting. It's a thing.
Sep 23, 2016•42 min
DP and CS ruminate on various tidbits from the past week, including what it might mean to be white. Then CS tells a story that doesn't have a punch line involving her 7th grade science teacher, the Pledge of Allegiance and Lisa Stansfield. Also: Action figures vs Dolls and the beauty that is Queen Sugar
Sep 15, 2016•39 min
When times are tough, Swound Care LLC can heal what ails you, courtesy of The Newlyweds Podcast. We swear, it's better than 'Tussin. Also: Tigallerro rocks, taking a Chance, Anita Baker, black lady magic and what are you binge watching?
Aug 22, 2016•35 min
UPDATE: technical difficulties fixed!! Steph Curry will not block our blessings. Now back to our original programming....Dallas Penn & CS return to the airwaves with a salute to Muhammad Ali and their usual let's-talk-about-everything-and-the-kitchen-sink discourse. CS bemoans NBA Broadcast widowhood, while Dallas attempts to record a podcast and watch the game at the same time. ALSO: Can someone please explain what the hell Desiigner is talking about?
Jun 06, 2016•39 min
It's The Newlyweds Podcast Post-Mother's Day tribute episode. 'Cause we were spending actual time with our mothers on Mother's Day. Also: Dallas thinks white people don't write songs about their mothers. Wait 'til Father's Day...
May 10, 2016•37 min
You know what to do. Put on some purple and press play.
Apr 28, 2016•41 min
What would you do if someone sat in your lap on the subway? DP tells an outrageous tale of some unexpected one-on-one during his morning commute. Meanwhile, CS is convinced that there's a Trump conspiracy to put HRC in the White House. PLUS: The Brothers Johnson, long distance loving, and is it possible to be too provocative?
Mar 25, 2016•41 min
CS and Dallas Penn attempt to identify what exactly defines third world vs first world problems, breakdown current election cycle politics and the proliferation of Starbucks. Plus: paying it forward in a material world and doggie health care.
Mar 03, 2016•35 min
Casimir Nozkowski, one third of the iNternets Celebrities and his partner/friend/wife/love Hannah Bos, an actress and comedienne in her own right, join Dallas and CS for brunch and conversation. We sing, we don't dance, and we talk about the pleasures of working with someone you trust. Also: What ever happened to Gloria Loring and Carl Anderson?
Feb 09, 2016•1 hr 11 min
CS and Dallas continue their discussion of the Flint water crisis, plus the dangers of migrant mosquitoes, various refugees and, of course, Ralph Lauren Polo. Also: music from Stephanie Mills and Maxwell - just how old are you?
Feb 01, 2016•33 min
What does Cam Newton, a weekend snow blizzard and government malfeasance all have in common? The Newlyweds Podcast! Featuring Dallas Penn and CS for 30 minutes of slightly informed opinionating and some great music.
Jan 25, 2016•36 min
