Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT! Red Light, Green Light, WHITE LIGHT! China Has Drug Sniffing Squirrels Now! Robots Making A Break For It In A Grocery Store! If Laxitives Don't Work, Try This Colon Vibrator! A Cat In Your Dating Profile Pic Will Attract More Cat AMC To Make Movies Even Less Attractive To Drive Up Revenue Even Weirder! A Piece of the Sun Broke Off, But It's FINE Saudi Arabia Has Its Own AI Robot Now Chupacabra and Capybara on a rampage in Michigan? ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 111
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? Canada is bad at back up plans. Netflix is cracking down on passwords AGAIN! The Monday After the Super Bowl Should Be A Holiday!...? Woman Assaults Boyfriend With A Questionably Stated Chicken! DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! IT'S A LIE BY BIG SCIENCE TO SLANDER BIGFOOT! EVEN WEIRDER! Sephiroth's Grave Found In Japan! Tamagotchi's are too real now! (and they tell time) The word of the year is -ussy! Not even a word, but we're here for it!...
Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 110
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're back! Mike, Jer, and their stern father figure Zack host another by the numbers episode where nothing goes off the rails and everyone is focused. They talk about this s--t: Guess What Anthropomorphic candies are too polarizing to exist Money to hate your spouse while making furniture Become BEAN BAG Japanese security vacuum The """Best""" video games of all time! Even Weirder AI lawyer taps out Blue light over Hawaii EVIDEEENCE Headgear t...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 51 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the best kind of episode--one that is a total and irredeemable mess! Guess What Local woman with extremely honest hips has jam stolen! This fireball isn't alcoholic enough! Pizza Hut makes world's largest pizza on the f***in' floor Renner update! Driving pet peeves! Even Weirder Spider-lamp does everything a spider can (like horrify your children) A bacon shake! ...From Domino's. Mattress company offers $1,000 to eat cheese before bed The ...
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 41 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town, and they've brought Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This back! For a FULL episode this time! Here's a BIG LIST of what we talked about. WHY EVEN LISTEN?? Guess What The secret to what makes Mike and Zack bald Sierra Mist is dead. Long live Sierra Mist! Lose weight faster by walking like an a**hole! Can ripping record! The list of turn offs (or turn ONS?) Even Weirder If you thought you were the world's worst kis...
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 50 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Oooo Mama Mia we cooka da new episode! Oh, paisan! Passah da parmesano! Why am I doing this? Anyway, here's what we talk about: Guess What Damar Hamlin is awake! ...So is Jeremy Renner! Vince McMahon is back Dave Bautista is sick of playing Drax the Destroyer Aw Shucks, James Cameron made another 2 billion bucks... A toy remote tells toddlers inappropriate jokes. What a SCUM! Even Weirder They found the tomb of Osiris in the Nile & that's p...
Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 30 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back with a full episode FINALLY. Here's some of the stuff they get into: Guess What Thief quotes Office Space as inspiration Jeremy Renner runs himself over with a snow plow Benedict Cumberbatch owes people for having sh*tty ancestors A terrible list of supposedly "great" movies A terrible list of supposedly "great" TV A terrible list of phrases that need to be banished Even Weirder Karens for Hire Predictions for 2023 from 1923 A...
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 36 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it! The news we talk about: Walls that fight back against pee! Monks find enlightenment...with meth! Florida Man attacks wife with Christmas tree... Escape an earthquake by hiding in a bed-coffin!...
Jan 01, 2023•38 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now. It's Christmas Day! Why not buy the biggest goose in the market for one of these charities? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 25, 2022•36 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Griff, Bobby, and Rick from Effin Cultured ! Rick rants about pushy bell ringers, and Griff takes a deep dive into the confusing lyrics of 12 Days of Christmas. And Bobby...provides Netflix tech support. You can't tell but the "E" for "Explicit" next to this episode is BOLD and Italicized. God will forgive you for laughing at our jokes if you donate to charity: Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 24, 2022•25 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Leo from Voluntary Input , who, despite being the nicest guy ever, also turns out to be the BIGGEST SCROOGE?? He hates Christmas cards! He hates the Trans-Siberian Orchestra! Wowza. Send all hate mail to our email address: [email protected] Wanna donate to a charity this year? SURE YA DO! Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 23, 2022•27 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Garret from the Evertrending Story podcast! Garret tells his rants in a delightful Seussian rhyme scheme, and introduces us to the worst Christmas song of all time. Then, Mike tells a new Christmas classic about the first elf to ever become a paranormal investigator. The story makes Jeremy cry! With joy! You know what would be a GREAT story? "I donated to a charity this year!" Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 21, 2022•23 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Mike, and Zack are joined by Jay and Kay from F**k My Work Life ! Kay rants about the little things that make us rip our hair out when streaming TV, and Jay rants about how he hates old people and children! ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER-- Why not F**k your wallet while you're f**king your work life? Give some money away! Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 19, 2022•26 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash ! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH. Got some extra quid laying around? Why not donate to our favorite charities? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 16, 2022•29 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Zack, and Mike are joined by Nicole and Tessa from Doom Generation ! The Doom ladies rant about the weird gatekeeping around what IS and ISN'T a Christmas movie. I say Wolf of Wallstreet is a Christmas movie. Not in the podcast, I say that right here and right here only. Who's gonna stop me? YOU?! Donate some money ya filthy animals! Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 14, 2022•22 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and Nate from Against all Oddities again! This time, Chris rants about how Hollywood can't be trusted with big fantasy franchises. Then Nate hates on Panda Express. Hating both pandas and Hollywood is a Christmas tradition! Hey SCROOGE, why not donate some of your incredible fortune to some charities? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 12, 2022•23 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and eventually Nate from Against All Oddities ! In an absolutely galaxy brained rant, Tim rants about the pointlessness of consensus reality...and also about how it sucks that we have to poop after we eat! Do you like charities? Well it's Christmas soon, so why not donate to a couple? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 09, 2022•22 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell. It's Christmas, so why not donate to a charity? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 07, 2022•16 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack, Jeremy, and Mike are joined by Matt and Eric from the You Didn't Ask For This podcast to rant about the horrors of a white elephant gift exchange! Don't know what that is? Well STEP ON IN AND GET LEARNDED. Then join us in the hate! Christmas is all about hate! #ScroogeWasRight Since it's the holiday season, why not donate to a couple of our favorite charities? Beacon for Change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 05, 2022•18 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito podcast joins Mike and Zack to rant about how physical media has no place in the world anymore. Stupid YOUNG PEOPLE with their YEEZYS and their Apple I-TELEPHONES! Hey, it's Christmas, so why not donate to some of our favorite charities? Beacon for change! Children's Auction!...
Dec 02, 2022•20 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. I did an oopsie-poopsie and effed up the audio on my first edit of this, but this version is fixed now. You may have noticed if you listened already that Mike's voice track went out of sync with everyone else's in the first segment. Not anymore BUCKO. Anyway, here are the notes: GUESS WHAT?! Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest Figgy Pudding Spam Coors Light Nail Polish Chris Hemsworth Taking A Break Shaq Thinks There's More Than One Mo...
Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest Figgy Pudding Spam Coors Light Nail Polish Chris Hemsworth Taking A Break Shaq Thinks There's More Than One Moon Thanksgiving : One Must Go Even Weirder... Cake In A Can Vending Machine Ancient Fish Bones Move Cooking Timeline WAY Back Weird Sound In Brooklyn Man Smokes The Competition In China UAP in Florida Sus or Big Fuss: Man's Home invaded over Area 51 Coverage Beacon For Change Don...
Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Hellraiser Cube Sold as Sensory Toy For Kids At Walmart Emotional Support Bear...Man Slap Competition Coming To Primetime Toy Hall Of Fame Inductees Best Thanksgiving Movies Even Weirder Oldest Sentence in the World on a Comb First Artificial Blood Gone to Testing (MORBIUS RULES) McDonalds Gaming Chair Woman Honors Boyfriend in a Unique Way Stormy Daniels Sexy Haunting Texas Ghost Hooker House Beyond The Pale Haunted Dolls Whatcha A ...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 104
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Pikachu has had enough in Indiana Planet Killer Asteroid Swearing is useful, study finds Miller Light Tree Stand Goop is still wild, y'all And a sweet users manual Even Weirder... Bicycle Hearse We're gonna be deformed in the future guys Python Eats Grandma Paintball Wolves Leeches as pets? Weird Mental Diseases Beacon For Change Donate About Beacon For Change Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow...
Nov 14, 2022•52 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? Kanye Go Fund Me Elon Musk Assures Advertisers Friday the 13th Prequel Which Cities Do You Want to Be in For A zombie Apocalypse Gisele Explains Split From Football Jesus Subway Has A Terrible Advertising Plan EVEN WEIRDER... Candy Trail Sends Seven To Jail Don't Eat Live Crabs Horse Sneakers Dead Pet Rug Elephant Demon Cats of DC Aliens Among Us! BEYOND THE PALE! Killer Clowns! Video 1 Video 2 WHATCHA Jer's Carnie Stories Beacon F...
Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 103
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Specter Moose! Sam Harris - Pig Man! Mercy Brown - A Real Vampire? Melon Heads Disco Demon Romanian Lizard Men Mike has Urban Legends! Big Shout Out to Against All Oddities for helping make this episode great. If you have checked out their show HERE , you're living wrong. Happy Halloween everyone! Beacon For Change Donate About Beacon For Change Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instag...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito ! Guess What?! Bush Light releases beer for doggos Fruit cake flavored Mountain Dew This year's popular Halloween costumes Harrison Ford maybe/possibly comes to the MCU! Terrifier 2 makes audience members throw up Getting Weirder... Meth pumpkins! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN Politician stars in adult film Scam artist pretends he's an astronaut stranded in space... Guy hides from Hurricane in.....
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 42 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Special guest Eric D'errico joins us from Effin' Cultured ! Here's all the junk we talk about: GUESS WHAT?! Stevie Wonder/Coolio Conspiracy Community Gets a Movie Special "Break-Up Vacation" Pumpkin Spice Heft Bags Pumpkin Spice Wedding Ring Getting Weirder Alien Abduction Experience Real Life Invisibility Cloak Killer Houseplant! Iphone's Crash Detection Whoopsies Phonebooth Boxing Man Smuggles Pythons in His Pants End of the World Orgy Beyond...
Oct 17, 2022•1 hr 28 min
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We want to thank each and every one of you that have listened, contributed, and gotten us to this point in the show. We love you all. GUESS WHAT!? James Earl Jones is AI now John Cena Sets A World Record Betty White Has Some Stuff For Sale Kanye West Apologizes Pepsi Smores? Mosquito Burgers NASA Dart Successful Rihanna Half Time Show Mascots vs Kids EVEN WEIRDER... Green Crab Invasion Chief Candy Officer Man Breaks Pub Record Unpatriotic Racco...
Oct 03, 2022•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 100
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Brady is Super MAD FML Stories Beacon For Change Donate About Beacon For Change Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!...
Sep 26, 2022•53 min
