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The Neatcast

Jeremy, Zack, Mikewww.theneatcast.com

Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!

Episodes

News Short - Mike's On Vacay And We're Off The Rails

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder! Don't eat fried toothpicks! South Korea is worried! Taylor is big mad over explicit AI images Japan Ramen Pizza Zack's list of very believable items flushed down toilets. Here's a version of hell Tom Delonge has the inside track on telepathy Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! F...

Feb 05, 202443 min

Episode 138 - Skycock?, Feeding the Monkey King, and Portals

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The guys gave me no context or stories for the notes this week, so it's a surprise for all of us! Hooray! Bobby is here too from Effin' Cultured ! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Jan 29, 20241 hr 46 minEp. 138

Episode 137 - Thruple Island, Jellyfish UFO, Angels and Demons

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Super Bidet Hits the Market Man is wild for doing this to Walmart Thruple Island leads to a joke we won't let go Even Weirder Kentucky Scientists just sent a signal to murder us Reps talk more in closed door meetings about the UFO disclosure South American Bigfoot on camera? The boys also say Jer can't read Spanish Giant Alien on Brazilian Hill? Homeowner finds a hell of a surprise in a hidden crawl space Jellyfish UFO Video breakdow...

Jan 22, 20241 hr 57 minEp. 137

Neatcast Is Better Than Effin Cultured - It's Official

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out DT HERE and get all his amazing content GUESS WEIRDER Dating Sunday and Mike's missed opportunity New Bigfoot EviDANCE! Kid "beats" Tetris, if thats what you wanna call it! The Earth is flat, and we have definitive proof Aaron Rodgers has some pretty COLORFUL theories about the Super Bowl Script. (I'll leave) Miami Aliens? It's fact WHATCHA! We brainstorm an Effin Punishment! (Hooo Yea) Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE...

Jan 15, 202457 min

Episode 136 - Alpha Pooping, Antibiotic Jokes, and Headless Ghosts

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back! Mike, Zack, and Jeremy discuss online dating, antibiotic jokes, and being the LOUDEST MAN IN THE BATHROOM. Also, these topics: Guess What!? The hot new place to meet singles? Kiss has transcended humanity Top trending foods of the year Even Weirder Future supervillain makes robots out of dead things! HILARIOUS antibiotics UFO evidence (indisputable) Goblin evidence (disputable) Beyond The Pale Mike talks headless ghosts! Sour...

Jan 08, 20241 hr 32 min

The Netcast's News Year Special 2024

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WE AIN'T WATCHING THE BALL DROP, BUT WE DEFINITELY DROPPED THE BALL LMAOOOO. No full episode with the boys yet, but join Mike, Jer, and Zack as they ring in 2024 with...some of the worst Guinness World Records of this year . Seriously, these are embarrassing. Also, RESOLUTIONS! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @the...

Jan 01, 202434 min

Neatcast Christmas Special: Milk & Cookies 2023

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. While Mike and Jer are good little boys enjoying their Christmas break, Zack is an overachiever who needs constant attention...so he found two guests to join him for a special Christmas Episode of the Neatcast. Guess What!? The Merry High Light The Santa Clause causes kids to call Sex Line EXTREME Christmas Display Most Hated Christmas Candies Even Weirder Mouse Robot Giant Sun Hole Record Breaking Mustache Record Breaking Burp...because Mustac...

Dec 25, 20232 hr 18 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Day of Ranting with Witches Talking Tarot

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Amber and Maddie join the Neatcast boys for a SUPER SIZED Christmas Eve rant about the worst kinda people who are out here practicing magic. Wait we're done with the rants and it's only Christmas Eve? WTF WILL THEY DO TOMORROW? BEATS ME! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 24, 202355 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Eleventh Day of Ranting with Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask For This

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcast guys and the You Didn't Ask For This guys join together to answer the question...How many white guys can you fit into one podcast?? A LOT IT TURNS OUT. Anyway, the YDAFT boys talk about their hatred for WHAM!, and Eric makes an embarrassing admission... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on...

Dec 23, 202328 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Tenth Day of Ranting with Gomez

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack (Jeremy was dying) join Gomez from The Sleevie G Show to rant a bit more about how much everyone hates Elf on the Shelf...after Mike and Zack finish arguing about the definition of a "Holiday Movie," that is. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 22, 202334 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Ninth Day of Ranting with Effin' Cultured

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatboys are joined by Bobby, Rick, and Griff from Effin' Cultured ! They each have their own rants! Bobby is tired of people making fun of the NY Giants! Rick hates visiting family! Griff is sick of telemarketers! I'm tired of writing this description! WE ALL HATE STUFF! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @thene...

Dec 20, 202323 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Eighth Day of Ranting with Zack

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Jeremy join Zack from THIS SHOW, who rants about ticket scalpers...after Mike hijacks his rant for a bit. And then Zack has his most traumatizing memories dug up by his bloodthirsty co-hosts. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 18, 202325 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Seventh Day of Ranting with Mike

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatboys keep their rants going, as Mike takes the mic! HAHA, get it! S*** I'm so tired. Speaking of which, Mike talks about how much it sucks getting old, then shares the deep levels of cringe hidden in his past... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 15, 202326 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Sixth Day of Ranting with Jeremy

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy is here from...the Neatcast! WOWZA our budget must be HUGE to book guests like this! Jer laments that Christmas Time wallet pain, and then shares the most traumatic memory he has while Mike and Zack laugh. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 13, 202319 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Fifth Day of Ranting with Mark aka Sports Daddy

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The prodigal Daddy returns! Mark, formally of the Neatcast, joins Mike, Jer and Zack to discuss why Elf on the Shelf is a cursed tradition! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 11, 202322 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Fourth Day of Ranting with Evertrending Story's Garret

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neat boys are joined by Garret by the Evertrending Story Podcast...for two BRAND NEW holiday classics to tell children around the fireplace for all Christmases FOREVER. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 08, 202329 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Third Day of Ranting with FMWL's Jay and Kay

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike & Zack (Jeremy is dead) are joined by Jay and Kay from the F**K My Worklife podcast! Kay laments the death of Black Friday, while Jay...makes some interesting accusations. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!...

Dec 06, 202331 min

12 Rants of Christmas - Second Day of Ranting with The World is My Burrito's Kory

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from the World is my Burrito podcast joins the Neat boys to talk...Halloween candy. Wtf Kory it's Christmas... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatca...

Dec 04, 202319 min

12 Rants of Christmas - First Day of Ranting with the AAO Wizards

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Tim, Nate, and Chris from Against All Oddities join your Neatcast hosts for our first day of ranting! Mike and Zack fight over who will be editing all of these audio tracks. Zack lost! Woooo, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatca...

Dec 01, 202327 min

Episode 135 - Flock of Uteri, Mexican Alien Update, and Elves

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Amazon will sell Hyundais Get Paid to Watch Hallmark Movies A Flock of Uteri Eyedrop Killer Even Weirder Pickle Ketchup Emotional Support Gator Chickens Continue To Be A Menace We discovered what Randonauting was Randonautica Definition Spraying the Moon with DNA Beyond The Pale Elves, the good, the bad, and the ugly Whatcha! Would you rather ... we were prepared Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatc...

Nov 27, 20231 hr 42 minEp. 135

Episode 134 - Laying Pipes at the Playboy Mansion, The Gloucester Gimp, and Humanoids from Space?

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy has vanished, so Mike & Zack reunite with Kory from The World is My Burrito to talk about ALL KINDS of stuff! For instance... Guess What The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! ...The Warner Brothers strike has BEGUN. (They cancelled a cool sounding movie) President Rock? Playboy mansione toilets clogged with excessive vomit Eat some snake pizza, you freak Wedding dress photo HAUNTED? Even Weirder A device to lucid dream on command? Bigfoot FO...

Nov 20, 20231 hr 55 min

All Episodes Edit Delete Episode 133 (FIXED) - Everything is Thanksgiving Flavored, Tick Fashion, and Killer Robots

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Green sewers? Taylor Swift hates children Everything tastes like Thanksgiving... ...EVERYTHING. Door Dash says less tip = slower service Even Weirder Crashed UFO retrieval in Norway Ticks! Even more ticks! ...Okay fine, they're beans. Virtual Ouija Board! UFO's over Palestine! Insane Food challenges! Beyond the Pale We talk KILLER ROBOTS! Articles cited: 1 2 3 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Sex toy Price is Right! SORRY ABOUT THIS. Join...

Nov 13, 20231 hr 45 min

Episode 132 - Mom Helps with Tinder, Noah's Ark is Found, and Menehune

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Zack and Jeremy are back! Watch Jer and Zack team up against Mike to bully him over Tinder's new mommy-endorsement option, and listen as their alliance falls apart over Noah's ark... Guess What Funeral home worker uses his job to steal a dead man's sex doll! The Florida Man games Serial killers rejoice! You can now ask your mom to approve your Tinder matches Even Weirder Man hires witch doctor to magically resurrect expired currency Noah'...

Nov 06, 20231 hr 48 min

The Neatcast Halloween Special 2023

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Amber and Maddie from the Witches Talking Tarot podcast, for a special ALL SPOOK bonus episode! Jeremy's Spook North Carolina's Top 10 Cryptids! Zack's Spook A whole host of cryptids tied together by a MYSTERIOUS THEME, followed by a personal horror story Mike's Spook The haunted history of the Stanley Hotel! The Witches Talking Tarot Spook The Witches talk about their favorite White Lady stories! Join our Disc...

Oct 31, 20232 hr 2 min

Episode 131 - Pepper X, The Death of Chupacabra, and Pale Crawlers

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The original 3 hosts are back! Jer argues with Zack over the validity of weird news while Mike shouts over both of them--it's what you come here for! Guess What United Airlines is giving window seaters special treatment... Some stupid emerald mine owner is trying to charge for social media A new breakthrough for heartburn & diarrhea enjoyers: Pepper X! Strange clauses in the contracts of big Hollywood stars Even Weirder Combat juggling! Mor...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 55 min

Episode 130 - Jada Pinkett Smith Hate, Bigfoot Evidence, and Grays

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack with special guest Mark from Digital Dissection go absolutely FERAL on the news you NEED TO KNOW. Guess What/Even Weirder Combined News Teacher scars children with Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Jada Pinkett Smith reveals some stuff no one asked about anywhere, ever Netflix is evolving in reverse Woman with tiny T-rex arms can't open parachute The most clear and irrifutable Bigfoot evidence EVER Beyond the Pale We talk alien gra...

Oct 23, 20231 hr 27 min

Episode 129 - Cowboy Crocs, Drunk Monkey Fights, and Mantis Men with DT from Space Castle

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's Mike and Zack with special guest DT from Space Castle! On this episode, we talk about Shaq way too much, and also this stuff: Guess What? Man fakes heart attack to get out of restaurant bill Crocs reach new heights of tackiness A new reality show forces contestants to be James Bond Even Weirder Student breaks "no touching" rule in Dubai, goes to jail in a country with NO CHILE'S. Man gets pulled over, tells officer he saw her naked. It wor...

Oct 16, 20231 hr 30 min

Episode 128 - Life Altering Wedgie, The King drives a UFO, and The Lady in White

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The original crew is back for a FULL episode! Sorry it's a bit late dropping, we're falling apart over here. Guess What? Tinder has a new tier of membership! ...It's dumb! Man accidentally sends (extremely tame) honeymoon photos to his whole family. Woman suing Disney for a waterslide damaging her butthole. They're remaking The Office for some reason. Naked Dating comes to HBO if you don't see enough dongs in your life. Even Weirder Heinz break...

Oct 09, 20231 hr 36 min

Episode 127 and Half - The B side

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Even Weirder They found the jet y'all. Here's the video of the guy describing the sound. Witnessing C Sections can give you psychosis. Guy is dating a woman that looks like an eight year old. We don't know how to feel about it. (We do) Video of fella explaining himself. Dogman story has surfaced. Evidence from a plane of orb UAP Beyond the Pale Mike tells Jer alarming campong stories, and we investigate what a Skookum Spirit is. Join our Discor...

Oct 02, 202355 min

Episode 127 - W/ Against All Oddities

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out the wizards at Against All Oddities Here! Guess Weirder Yellow Pages Perfume Shrimp McNuggets in Japan Subway Offers 3 Inch Sandwiches Mayonnaise in coffee? New Toys to the Hall of Fame Don't Do Yoga TOO good Who has been in the most movies? Florida Man all about peace has a bomb and a hamster wheel Beyond The Pale/Whatcha We talkin' aliens and conferences. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on Ti...

Sep 25, 20231 hr 45 minEp. 127
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