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The Neatcast

Jeremy, Zack, Mikewww.theneatcast.com

Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!

Episodes

Neatcast Sibling Special: Mike's Sister is Mean to Him

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike's sister Rachel joins the boys for a special episode about finding love...and being REALLY MEAN. Also we talk about some news: Like it or not, Spaceballs 2 is happening! How do you feel about filling HOT HOLES near YOU? These conspiracy theories are HARMLESS...or ARE THEY?? Jer brings some weird/paranormal stuff too! Then...Rachel helps Mike find a wife. It goes...not well. Check Out Our ...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 45 min

Episode 181 (Ft. Bobby & Matt from Effin' Cultured): Robo-deliverymen, Pluto Replaced, and Cursed Homes

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What New Chicken Sandwich flavored gold fish (NOT GROSS? REAL?) Aaron Rodgers signs with the Steelers Bipedal robo-deliverymen Even Weirder Weird little orb spotted in Utah sky Cattle mutilation reported in Argentina That weird ball is sending messages into space! New Pluto just dropped! We may all be living inside of a black hole Beyond The Pale Mike talks CURSED HOUSES. His sources: ht...

Jun 16, 20252 hr 15 min

Episode 180…or 181? (ft. Kory from TWIMB) - Weiner Race, Stormy Daniels' Tentacle Terror, and the Count of St. Germain

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What New Tinder CEO wants to revamp 'hookup' app for Gen Zers who 'don’t have as much sex' Hot diggity dog! Wienermobiles put on riveting race in Wienie 500 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway | AP News European Gull Screeching Championship Draws Bird Lovers | HuffPost Weird News Revealed: The WORST messages to send on dating apps - so, are you guilty of any of these lines? | Daily Mail Online Even Weirder Toddlers test positive for Fentanyl.....

Jun 09, 20252 hr 10 min

Episode 179 - Death Defying Beds, VEO 3, and EBANI's

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Flying Car Selena Gomez Oreos Cliff Bed Even Weirder Wax Figure Movement VEO 3 a smidge alarming CRISPR Spider With Red Silk Beyond The Pale Mike Discusses EBANI's Floating Worm UAP releasing Spheres Shining Anomaly Whatcha We play Guess That Cryptid with a new purveyor of details. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on Tik...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 58 minEp. 179

Red Flags, Annabelle Tour, and Iowa Cryptids

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What How many is too many bridesmaids? What hobbies are red flags? This or that BBQ food Even Weirder Weird bipedal person or creature caught on camera Its crop circle season Had to address a weak fake Annie Doll doing the most in New Orleans KRISPR being put to work on children with rare genetic diseases Beyond The Pale Iowa Cryptids and folklore Whatcha Friendship Test...

May 26, 20252 hr 3 minEp. 178

Don't Piss Off The Editor

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Social Media Laws Numbers on Mars? Weed Burning in Turkey Mystery Creatures in a Yard Meth Racoon Psyop Brits Are Making Conspiracy Theorists Right UFO Orb Recovered Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @thenea...

May 19, 20251 hr 10 min

Loch Ness Whiskey and Sperm Races

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!...

May 12, 20251 hr 12 min

News Shootout with Kory from TWIMB

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. 1000 Bigfoots in Seattle Vatican UFO Files Super natural stank hair Clear UFO Pic AI can talk to Dolphins Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!...

May 05, 20251 hr 55 min

Sugar Weinies and CIA Docs w Erik Slader

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Sugar Weinies Best Evidence For Life In Space Bitching Fees CIA Docs Talk About Vengeful Medusa Aliens in Soviet Russia Natural Light and Feeling Better Detachable, Operational Artificial Limbs Red Robin's New Marketing More Orbs Spotted Around the World 2025 Luggage Claim Findings More Theories About What Is Under Them Pyramids Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us ...

Apr 28, 20251 hr 15 min

Snurfing for a Smoyster

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Smoysters Disappearing Cattle in Colorado Jessica Simpson and Snake Seed Mars was Nuked? Hot Dog Tower Chupa-thingy Uber Lost and Found Nine Types of UFOs Dire Wolves are Back Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 21 min

Creepo Kids Predict the Future

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Breast Milk Ice Cream Dragon Skull Found in Eastern Europe? Self Cooling Beer is Neat Big Cat That Isn't Supposed to Exist Was Spotting In England Chelsea Handlers Puts Away the Tatas Werewolf Corpse in Latin America? Time Traveler Liar Kids Predict Future Chat GPT Picked as human 73% of the time in a third party Teuring Test Coyote Movie Saved for some reason by Ketchup entertainment Kawasaki reveals vision for ridable robo horse. Very Horizon...

Apr 14, 20251 hr 10 min

Episode 177 - Speed Baggin' Cat ***, Dead Toe Sales AND Wolfmen with Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer is off on vacation and the boys are joined by Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This . Mike and Zack do their best, but they can't hold a candle to the smolder and talent of these two. Guess What Fireball for life...for seniors? Suzanne Somers is Back...as a robot? Mike can't wait to try speed baggin' this cat. Top places to get abducted. By Aliens...abducted by ALIENS is what I meant. Even Weirder In Australia, someone tries to sell ...

Apr 07, 20252 hr 6 min

Episode 176 - Genius Roku Marketing, Unknown Structures Below Giza Pyramids AND the Alabama White Thang

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Jackpot Winner is no winner...for now. Roku tests mandatory ads prior loading How awkward are these situations? Even Weirder Computer with human brain cells EVIDENCE of UFO coming out of the ocean How Extraterrestrials will initiate open contact Is a 'Vast City' hiding below the Giza Pyramids? Beyond The Pale Mike tells us about the Alabama White Thang. No, not that thing... Whatcha Jer surprises us with a round of Guess That Alien R...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 56 minEp. 176

Episode 175 - Food Crime, Mexican Goblins, and Mannequin People

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Gene Simmons is the GOAT for arrogance Harry Potter actress starts a hair fetish Only Fans for you FREAKS Zack beat Jer to food crime this week Food Crime Double Down Text abbreviations LIST Even Weirder Ghost Adventure hitman for hire saga Teen wolf is real Tic tac possibly photographed on Mars Gremlin caught on camera? Box Demon haunts ring doorbell cameras Beyond The Pale Mannequin People will give you the willies Whatcha Zack squ...

Mar 24, 20251 hr 54 minEp. 175

Wild Reality - w/ Jer

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. My how the turntables have...turned? They guy who dreamt up these Wild Reality Spinoffs is now in the hot-seat as Mike asks him the hard hitting questions. Well, they aren't really 'hard hitting.' In fact, they're softballs. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. Jer re-hashes some of his past stories and some creepy new ones and we dive into the wild maw that is Jer's mind. Also Zack isn't here, so you know it's gonna be a 100% Grade-A Banger of...

Mar 20, 20251 hr

The Neatcast Special - Science Has Gone Too Far

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Get paid to watch Pet Movies Slug Aliens are coming for Earth David Duchovny is looking into the X Files for real Charizard Cheeto is selling for big bucks One Legged Jeans are the new trend PA Hunter saw Bigfoot Scientists make a new rigid banana Wooly Mammoth Mice are now real and they're cyyyyuuuuttttteee How bad is your job aging you Light is now a super solid and we had to go to Chat GPT to figure it out Check Out Our Website! Join our Dis...

Mar 17, 20251 hr 13 min

Wild Reality - w/ Mike

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike FINALLY got his own episode...but Zack ruined it with his stupid face. Mike was all ready to talk neat stuff, despite the resident CIA plant in this podcast trying to control the narrative. This week, hear about Mikes INSANE childhood experiences into why he's so invested into the paranormal. He's edging his way to the doorway of an experience...ho yeah? Anywho, get ready for a whole episode of Mike with Jer and Zack occasionally. Check Ou...

Mar 14, 20251 hr 2 min

Episode 174 - Rating Toe Pain, Cockroach Milk, and Crazy Fairy Stories

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Need eggs? Buy a house! Shrek 5, now with Zendaya Tik Tokers are dramatic and dropping things on their feet to rate the pain. Even Weirder Japan is floating out Pepsi Zero Peach? Cockroaches produce crystal milk, and it's good for you... Russians catch bizzare alien fish Depressing fog harvesting is now a technology not just specific to Dune Science proves precognition is a reality through experimentation Beyond The Pale Crazy Fairy ...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 26 minEp. 174

Wild Reality - w/ Zack

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Well, it's finally here. A conversation with the Government Plant and resident Neatcast skeptic...Zack. We'll see how much he squirms when we hit him with the tough questions. And I swear if he says racoon ONE TIME...I'm gonna "nuh-uh" him into next week's episode. Just give it a listen, he may actually surprise you. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod...

Mar 06, 20251 hr 1 min

Episode 173 - Uber for GUNS, Turkey Seance, and Oregon Forests?

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Uber with GUNS Google Destroying its Business Model Unique Pole Gripping and a list? Even Weirder California wants to make Bigfoot official South American Mammal no longer extinct Turkey Seance . Microsoft Has A New Form Of Matter? New Freaky Robots out of Poland Beyond The Pale Oregon Forests and such Whatcha Whose Cameo is more pricey? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast o...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 59 minEp. 173

Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 2

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Against All Oddities HERE In Part 2 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, Jer asks questions all about esoteric knowledge and magic...plus the go down a few rabbit holes. Enjoy Chris's continuation of our Wild Reality. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod ...

Feb 27, 20251 hr 6 min

Episode 172 - Sex Day?, Zombie Spiders, and Real Life Cryptids

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Internet needs to stop hating on Shakira F-150 is no longer king. We now have to do a Rav 4 accent moving forward Budweiser is no longer domestic, its MERICAN! Zack has manifested sex days into reality Even Weirder Choco Mint Beer We have laser boats now Kayaker gets SWALLOWED up Clear UFO photos are still not good enough for the cynic nerds Move over zombie ants, we now have zombie spiders Beyond The Pale Mike talks cryptids that ...

Feb 24, 20251 hr 43 minEp. 172

Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 1

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Against All Oddities HERE In Part 1 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, we cover his origin story of how he became a believer, dive into tarot readings and hear about some of his crazy encounters in the woods. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twit...

Feb 20, 20251 hr 4 min

Neatcast Special - Ft. Kory - Pepperoni Perfume, Incoming Asteroids, Lab Grown Meat, etc.

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer is dead. Well...not really. His entire house is sick and while they are in great peril, he skipped the podcast to play Monster Hunter or something. Anywho, we got Kory from TWIMB Podcast to talk some BS with us. Pepperoni Perfume Asteroid is coming...and it's too late to deflect Buffy's Back Baby Lab Grown Meat Food...for Pets Balloon Sexy Time Mike Would Eat This Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Foll...

Feb 17, 20251 hr 14 min

Episode 171 - Legally Binding Candy, Bigfoot Divorce & The Mirror Dimension

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with another full episode...for now. We'll see what happens over the next week. Guess What Legally Binding Sweetheart Candies??? Stranger Things...but for the OLDS Artistic Cycling Even Weirder Jer talks about something...I don't remember. Probably Bigfoot struggling with his home-life, can't keep his woman happy so he ends up divorced. Whatever. There's like a Sesame Street episode on it or whatever. Beyond The Pale Mike talks about the M...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 35 min

Whale Fart ASMR

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We had to bang out a "short" this week. So Zack and Jer did dueling banjoes news stories. Paul brothers tease each other Frozen penis troubles Costco Taste Tester Navy disturbed by whale farts The internet isn't sick of Bluey yet Galactic Council is here? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatc...

Feb 03, 202557 min

Episode 170 - Ft. Eric and D.T. - Nut Driven Soup Suckin, Jer's a Shower Crumpler and Alien Mental Communications

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We are joined by Eric D'Erico and D.T. Space Castle as we celebrate our win in the Effin' Neat Fantasy Football. Find Eric HERE and D.T. HERE . Guess What Get Ready For Some Progressive Soup Drops In Your Mouth Get Paid To Drive The NUTmobile You Can Now Buy A Case Of The Mondays Even Weirder Jer talks about a Skin Walker encounter in Ford F-150 Voice We Learn That Jer Is A Shower Crumpler BIG UFO Disclosure News About Mork Or Tic Tacs Or Somet...

Jan 27, 20251 hr 31 min

Episode 169 - Nascar Speed Dating, Diabolical Goblins, and Unexplainable Smatterings

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Don't Eat Your Christmas Tree Government Warns Girl Scouts Discontinuing 2 cookie flavors Help Us To Get Mike To DATE-TONA Even Weirder Florida Man Car Jacking and UFO Abductions Diabolical Goblins and Running From The Police UFO's on the news during LA Wildfires And a Sleep Paralysis Alien Encounter Beyond The Pale Mike hits us with a mixed bag of unexplainables, here is a photo of the 80's chad alien Whatcha What is your post death...

Jan 20, 20251 hr 45 minEp. 169

Episode 168 - Jawbreakers Vindication, Bashar the Alien, and Appalachian Stories

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Jaw breaker, breaks jaw in unexpected upset BETA ahhh kids New gene cows fart less Realbotix, Mike's Gen 1 Wife Even Weirder Weird Fog sparks questions across the US Figures on top of the clouds Close Encounter Story with an immaculate Australian accent Meet Bashar A Taste of Bashar Beyond The Pale Mike talks about Spear Finger, Burned up Thomas, and Fishin' Ghost Frank, and other Appalachian stories Whatcha Zack plays a unique movie...

Jan 13, 20251 hr 35 minEp. 168

Neatcast Christmas Special: Milk & Cookies 2024

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Well...it took WAY longer than I wanted, but here is Milk and Cookies...from 2024. Thank you to Kory and Leo for their patience. You are all welcome to forward your hate-mail directly to me. I'm used to it. I'll do better next year. Maybe. TheNeatcast.com

Jan 10, 20252 hr 9 min
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