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The Mysteries Of Derlin County

Brandon returns home to Derlin county to solve a mystery surrounding a girl who went missing from his high school. After figuring it out, he soon realizes Derlin County has a lot more going on than meets the eye. With the help of his best friend Kyle, they open Investi-Gators, a private investigating practice and try to help Derlin by sinking their teeth into one case at a time. Join Kyle and Brandon as they solve a multitude of mysterious crimes and cases from missing persons, to ghosts, and E.B.E. Just to name a few. This show is stupid for the sake of stupid and contains strong language, listener discretion is advised! WARNING: This show is a satire intended to poke fun at a litany of different things and can be triggering to some. If you're easily offended TMoDC may not be for you. Merch downloads and links available at linktr.ee/derlincounty
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Episodes

Going Viral

Brandon tries to help Tom Thompson get his job back by recreating popular viral videos. One problem though, Danika Dauntless is somehow remaining one step ahead of them. Brandon also receives a voicemail that could lead to a better case!

Nov 12, 202525 minSeason 18Ep. 16

Down and Out

While canvassing for Investi-Gators Brandon stumbles across an old friend who needs help. Brandon being himself though doesn't want to help..... until there's $300 on the table that is....

Nov 11, 202530 minSeason 18Ep. 15

Chapter 14: The Key to the City

After the ordeal with the Semi-Gordon is over, Brandon and the Investi-Gators team are awarded the key to the city and, can begin looking forward albeit minus an invaluable team member.

Nov 10, 202529 minSeason 18Ep. 14

Chapter 13: The Showdown

Brandon squares off against the Semi-Gordon. All the while the Derlin County Sheriffs and National Guard set to destroy the under down with napalm bombs. Will Brandon save everyone and make it out on time???

Nov 10, 202531 minSeason 18Ep. 13

Chapter 12: Against The Clock

With Brandon getting prepared to head back into the under down and face the semi Gordon, the Derlin County Sheriff Station has other plans on how to solve things.

Nov 10, 202531 minSeason 18Ep. 12

Chapter 11: The Under Down

EXTREME CONTENT WARNING! This episode contains a scene involving very serious subject matter (depictions of suicide) and, is not intended to make light of anything. If you would like to skip it please skip to the 10 minutes and 55 seconds mark. After discovering a gateway to the under down Ralph races to find and tell Brandon but, after their fight will he listen? And, if he does what will they do with the discovery? Probably go explore the under down.

Oct 29, 202534 minSeason 18Ep. 11

Chapter 10: Doyle Meech

Brandon and Ralph head over to Doyle Meechs' house to ask about his time as a custodial worker at the lab. Afterwards they get into a fight and Ralph makes a shocking discovery.

Oct 27, 202535 minSeason 18Ep. 10

Chapter 9: The Bodies

Brandon and Ralph while trying to come up with an idea to stop the Semi-Gordon turn on the radio and get some very unsettling news but, is it true? In order to find out they have to get access to the morgue inside of the Derlin County Sheriff station.

Oct 23, 202531 minSeason 18Ep. 9

Chapter 8: The Laboratory

Ashley is missing now and Brandon finds himself alone with Ralph and, they need to come up with a new plan of attack. Perhaps the old defunct lab isn't so defunct after all.....

Oct 21, 202532 minSeason 18Ep. 8

Chapter 7: The Defecation Chamber

After getting tortured by the Semi-Gordon Ashley and Brandon, along with Ralph and the letter 4 decide enough is enough and, it's time for the deprivation (errr defecation) chamber. Hopefully 4 can highten her mental powers enough to reach the under down and figure out how to stop the Semi-Gordon.

Oct 16, 202527 minSeason 18Ep. 7

Chapter 6: The CPS

While discussing their plan Brandon and Ashley are interrupted by Agent Lance Daniels of the CPS . They need to get Ralph and 4 out of the house before the CPS searches it.

Oct 14, 202531 minSeason 18Ep. 6

Chapter 5: The Ralph and the Acrobat

Kyle and Greg are gone. Brandon and Ashley along with Ralph and 4 are left to come up with a plan to save not only their friends but, all of Derlin County. With Ashley feeling guilty about Greg she goes to retrace his steps. Meanwhile Ralph comes up with a plan. Will it work?

Oct 09, 202535 minSeason 18Ep. 5

Chapter 4: It Begins

Brandon and Ashley find out about Greg going missing, and Brandon makes contact with a friend. Ralph and the letter 4 head towards Brandon for help

Oct 07, 202543 minSeason 18Ep. 4

Chapter 3: Not So Holly Jolly

While Brandon looks for someone to help him investigate Greg and Ashley continue looking for Kyle by.... Checks notes* going to a party? What bad can happen?

Oct 01, 202527 minSeason 18Ep. 3

Chapter 2: The Weirdo on 21st 2nd Ave

With Kyle missing Brandon and crew are told not to help search for him. Of course they're going to anyways but, when they decide to split into groups Brandon is left all by himself and must seek outside help.

Sep 30, 202545 minSeason 18Ep. 2

Chapter 1: The Vanishing of Kyle

Brandon deals with the fallout of his relationship, Brandon hangs out with the gang to play a round of Sewers and Snakes. Ashley has a blossoming relationship and, Greg has major issues with peoples cars. Meanwhile Kyle..... well, he's Kyle. Watch the creator commentary now @ twitch.tv/derlincountybrando Merch and socials here linktr.ee/derlincounty

Sep 23, 202541 minSeason 18Ep. 1

The Morning After

With Chad finally out of the picture Brandon and Susan are free to.... well, to do what they want. But will this be a storybook ending? Will they ride off into the sunset? Will their parents have something to say about all of it? Listen and find out! Contest Enrty Info: Entries Valid thru 9/12/25 Winners announced before season 18 premiere. Details of message/case: Multiple people have mysteriously vanished, Derlin County Sheriffs have seemingly done nothing, Investi-Gators are immature has-been...

Aug 12, 202541 minSeason 17Ep. 10

Winning Susan Back

After deciding that he has made a huge mistake Brandon goes to try to tell Susan how he really feels and see if she feels the same. Will she? Won't She? Will Chad interfere? Listen and find out.

Aug 05, 202529 minSeason 17Ep. 9

The Jig Is Up

After breaking Susan out of her house and deciding to have a nice night together, Brandon runs in to a unsettling amd unwanted guest who throws a wrench into his budding relationship. Will it be a mountain too talk for Brandon to climb?

Jul 31, 202530 minSeason 17Ep. 8

Breaking Susan Out

Brandon hatches a plan to break Susan out of her house without Chad noticing. When it inevitably fails Susan has to think on her feet and come up with a new plan. Will hers fail equally as bad or will they make it out safely?

Jul 31, 202530 minSeason 17Ep. 7

The Webcam

Greg & Kyle set up a secret webcam to watch in on Brandon & Susan to make sure things go....well. But, unfortunately this is Brandon we're talking about so....

Jul 29, 202528 minSeason 17Ep. 6

Taking A Shyft

Susan meets up with Brandon and the guys at Nippy's but, when her and Brandon leave to go somewhere more quiet..... Kyle & Greg hatch a plan to figure out what exactly they're up to. Susan, encounters Brandons dad for the first time.

Jul 28, 202532 minSeason 17Ep. 5

The Aftermath

Brandon coming off of his first date with Susan is... Elated! Greg and Kyle on the other hand aren't feeling so great about the situation and, Susan? Well she's got a whole other set of problems.

Jul 24, 202530 minSeason 17Ep. 4

Date 1: The Nature Walk

Brandon takes Susan on a "nice" and "romantic" nature walk. How's this going to go? It's Brandon so....probably bad, right? RIGHT!?

Jul 22, 202530 minSeason 17Ep. 3

Getting Pumped

Getting excited for his date with Susan, Brandon decides to try and go from shrimp to blimp.... the results are less than desirable. But, after a failed excursion the date actually does begin.

Jul 17, 202526 minSeason 17Ep. 2

$50 USD

With Brandon still reeling from faultering at Charlotte Mercer's funeral, Kyle and Greg hatch a sure fire plan to pull him out of his slump. The Question is, will it work? Will it backfire? Yeah... it probably will.... Merch and extras here!

Jul 15, 202527 minSeason 17Ep. 1

The Funeral

Brandon is asked to give the Eulogy at Charlotte Mercers funeral... why? Reluctantly he agrees but, in the process meets someone who may just change his life for good.

Jul 03, 202523 minSeason 16Ep. 16

Answers

After enduring a long and greuling case Brandon finally receives answers. Albeit from a very unlikely source. Brandon then finds himself in harms way. Will he get out of it? Will an old friend save the day? What will happen next?

Jul 02, 202531 minSeason 16Ep. 15
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