What will it take to beat Penrith?

Get nice and deep, lads. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an episode of the Muttley Crew Studios. I'm here in the game room boulevard. I'm here with Kyle and Cody and the Mutts. How we doing today, lads? How we feeling? Red hot, mate. Red hot. So I'm ready to talk about some rugby league. Sorry, what's your name? My name's Jake, and we're here to talk rugby league rounds 23 has just crashed and finished.

What a round it was. it started off Thursday evening we had the Melbourne Storm top of the ladder get the job done do what they do played one half a game of football 128-16 against the Rabbits, Friday what an upset here well not an upset just, fucking smash rooney we had the Sharks with 44-0 against the Gold Coast Titans who did not get off the bus who do not want to play final football who are done and then we had fucking Friday night game of the round Game of the round.

I don't know. Finish of the round. Turn off the TV. Turn on the TV next day. What the hell happened? We had the Penrith Panthers get the job done. 36-34 over Parramatta Eels. Three tries in five minutes. Holy moly. Saturday. Holy moly. We had the... I'm calling... I'm saying it. The flat track bullies mainly. 46. Bang. Over the Raiders. 24. 46-24. The Raiders home park. So how is that a flat track bully? Because the Raiders mainly are flat track bullies.

No, but how is one of them up? Because it's a daylight game, and the points start rolling, merely a flat track, and get on a run will pump you. But you see them in a little bit of a tough game. They're not winning shit. Same as last year, flat track bullies. So the Sharks are flat track bullies? No, they're not. Because they got on a bit of a roll and then scored lots of points? No. There might have been more. I'll tell you who are a flat track bully, the team in this next game.

Don't know. Don't know about that. We had the Brisbane Broncos came back from depths of despair to get back on the winning circle. 42 over the... Flat track bullies. Maybe. The Cowboys 18. But they had all the things going for them in this game. They lost this game. No, they just didn't pick oats. Maybe. Maybe. It checks out. It checks out three weeks in a row. I think the stat might actually be he just can't be in their starting lineup

because they did win some couple of games with him off the bench. Not recently. If he's named 1-13, you're in trouble. He's just bleh. And Saturday night, we had some big billing for this game, but I don't think it came up to those hefty standards. I didn't mind. I thought it was a good game. Yeah, he didn't actually watch the game. He didn't really watch it. Let's see this. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. They lost by One by 18 points Yeah It was a closer game Than the 18 points That's good to hear But the Doggies Got the job done Staying in the top 8 28-10, And then Sunday afternoon The Best game of the round I believe Was the Dolphins Warriors Another golden point Screamer The Dolphins Just letting another 30 points through But doesn't matter Because they'll get the job done And won 34 Over 32, Bye bye Wawa's.

And then we finish off well and strong and safe with the Newcastle Knights, 34. Convincingly, over the Tigers, yes. Convincingly, as a performance, maybe not. Beat the Tigers, 34-18. Convincingly, over the Tigers, yes. As an actual football game, no. Exactly. The Raiders player knocks the ball and toes it through and it gets called back. Ponga does it. Oh, it's okay, little Ponga. You can have a try.

Fucking hit him right in the middle of the foot mate it's try time yeah it happened the same thing for the Raiders no that referee that referee fucked up mate don't blame Ponga mate fuck's sake they both should have been game on mate he should have caught that fair dinkum he should have but then he looked and he fucking visioned it he's like nah dropped it that was probably the reason he scored the try because if he had fucking tried to do something with it it

would have nearly gone over the sideline four tries for Fletcher Sharp how good that was, round 23 of the rugby league boys, did you enjoy it what did you think Did you watch it? I watched one, two, three, four, five, I think, this week. I watched most of the Manly Raiders game, most of the Cowboys Broncos game, basically none of the Bulldogs Dragons. Thursday and Friday nights, watched both or all three between the two nights and then none on Sunday. I have not seen a single thing from Sunday.

I was about to say, I was like, we should just do one round that's just like blind. and we have no idea and we just talk about it as if we watched it. But I'm like, that's just what we do every week. Yeah, I was going to say, basically. As soon as I saw the Knights were playing Sunday, I was like, nah. Yeah, that's not worth it. I'll pass on the footy on Sunday. That's your problem, because you missed a cracker on Sunday.

You didn't. That's where I'll... Oh, you did. You did. The Dolphins-Warriors game was a fucking cracker. He's all over the place here today. It's great. I was very clear. I said there was a good cracker on Sunday you missed. Got it. That's the game you missed. Yeah, right. And I'll start off there. That's the Dolphins. Oh, no. Absolute randy in this game. I thought they had a great start. They were doing well. but then the Warriors, they just came ramming back.

Cramming back. They scored about, what did they score? The Warriors have done it again. Surely that's three times this year. It's at least two times this year they've scored more tries and lost. Yep. The Warriors scored three, four tries in about 15 minutes and they should have scored another one. They dropped a ball over the try line. It was a bit of a, yeah, not good.

And they just shot themselves in the foot too many times where the Dolphins just kept playing, kept playing, Kept scoring here and there. Kept doing the job done. And... I don't know. I think they're destined to play finals football now, the Dolphins. They're going to keep getting these little wins. Maybe not. I don't know. Good on them, though. Well, if the Dolphins make the finals, maybe the Knights aren't. That's what I just realised in there. It's not going to happen soon. Yeah, right.

Yeah, Knights aren't going to make it. You're right. And the Dolphins have got three harder games to go. And it's not looking that convincing, to be honest. But they're going to be in every game.

And shout out to Zarko. I think he's got, like, 25 goal kicks in a row or something like that. That was kept saying. Knights are going to finish lower than the Titans, I reckon. Hmm. It's cool. Not to look. Talking about dolphins here, boys. And they're my winner of the week. I'm going to start with a loser. And this is a side one, a side quest. A side quest. My loser is our first inaugural Muttley Crew draft loser. Old Maxie. Shout out, Max Bishop. Picking up the Muttley Crew spoon.

We'll have to organize something for him. Me and the big fella definitely should have purposely drawn. on and make you come home. I would have flipped. Yeah, I know. I was talking to Butters today about it. Considering I was like- Shout out fucking Lee. Lee Lee. And I said to him, I was like, yeah, I really want to do it. Well, fucking Kyle would have chucked an absolute fucking temper tantrum and fucking cried for about three years.

It would have been good, but I would have been more pissed at myself because I gave you guys the idea. Yeah, I didn't even think about it. Yeah, because you're dumb.

But we did it the fucking right way You did And I beat you, Oh man Ah that's so stupid I scored 1200 more points than you throughout the season And you finished higher Yep Fucking ridiculous Yep Match ups bro Match ups Oh man it's so fucked If you could beat more than just Jake You would have been sweet, Yeah I'm going to get Jake a little shirt That says Kyle's my daddy. Oh Jesus Christ Anyway What else have we got You came with your four wins below me mate I came second,

And I'm going to win the classic Muttley Green. You didn't beat me. Don't even worry. You didn't beat him. You never beat me. You finished higher than him, but you didn't beat him. Yeah. 5-0. And you can't even make finals. 4-0, mate. We only got four tests. No, 4-0. Still. Yeah, it's because everyone else had the Jake effect. Like, I had the Jake effect against everyone else. What did you see? Everyone else averaged 600 against you, 875.

A 275-point swing just to beat your ass. I just pulled those figures out of my ass too, by the way. We prodded you. I was like, nah, you would have definitely worked that out for sure. Nah, but I can. I'll figure it out. I can, can. What about you, Coach? You got anything for the week?

Yeah, look, I want to say one of my winners is the Broncos for turning it around, but I'd say it's also a loser because if they can do that, why are they where they are on the ladder? And my winner and a loser is Ketone Staggs, where is that every week? If he's got that in him, he should be doing that every single week. But he's likely to come out next week and go three runs for 12 meters and not even look like he wants to be there when you know he's got that in him and that performance.

Like the boys out there having a red hot chop and they pull out a win like that against the Cowboys and you just go, So, you should be up in the top eight. Like, what are you doing dicking about, carrying on? So, they're my winner slash loser with the Cowboys just being big gold losers. Yeah, that 20, 30 minutes from Staggs on, what game was it? Friday night? Well, the Cowboys were well and truly in control.

Saturday night, yeah. That 20, 30 minutes by Staggs, pretty much take over that game was awesome to watch. But, again, yeah, if you're looking at it as a Broncos, you're like, man, where has this been throughout the year, Staggs? We've needed you to stand up here and there, and he just hasn't. but that was red hot from him. The Cowboys were well in control. 18-12 looking real good. We just jagged a try near halftime and then the second half,

the Cowboys just didn't come out. Yeah. It was ridiculous. Told you, they're fucking pretenders, mate. And old Holmesy. Holmesy got stood up a couple of times. His defense has fallen off. Come on, Jake, what do you got? Yeah. Me? Yeah. Me? Me?

Winners, losers. and I'm just going to we're just going to bring up this top 8 battle we've got 2 teams the Dolphins and Dragons on 26 points and then we have Newcastle Raiders and the Broncos all on 24, well they will be on 24 so it's going to be very hot but they're only I think there's only 1 spot up for grabs now after the Doggies got a good win and the Seagulls got a good win, Cowboys are only 2 points ahead of the Dolphins on 28 nah they're on 30 mate

chuck the buy on there Use your fucking big head. Okay. So, I think there's only one spot available in the next three rounds. So, it's going to be Red Hot. And I just think that's a winner for the rugby league. That's not done and buried already. It's going to be interesting to see what happens. Out of those teams, you know, Newcastle do have these three games. They do have this. They are also the Newcastle Knights. They are also the,

yeah. And even though we did have a red-hot win against the Tigers, watching that game. Red-hot win. You just said at the game of football. Mate, let me fucking finish. It wasn't convincing. See, we're 30-plus. It's red-hot. I don't care. But against most other teams, we are not winning that game.

We had a good 50 minute patch but the other 30 minutes we were like really bad, so if you guys were versing anyone higher than last on the table you would have lost yes I do you would have lost the eel would have surprised me like I'm not saying yes we would have lost but maybe because we didn't play that great I don't know why, okay we're going to talk about Newcastle I'm going to talk about Newcastle now I don't know why we keep playing with this ploy to kick the ball and not try

to touch it or catch it I don't know we've been doing it all year it's an Adam O'Brien thing so that's where Where Dom Young gets it from? So stupid. No, we didn't do it last year. It's just been a new year, this year thing. It's really. Yeah, not contesting. I have noticed that. Yeah. Apart from maybe. Warriors are the same. Maybe the Dragons with Lomax who would just attack anything. But I've seen a lot this year where they're putting up kicks and they'd rather

just sort of wait for it. But the Broncos, they did one. They kicked it across and everyone just watched it. And it just went over all their heads and then bounced to one of the back rows and he scored. And I was like. Oh, yeah. Someone try. Try? It was one of the boys in my team. I was like, I'd rather you go up for it and knock it on having a crack than just letting it bounce and them scoring a try because we didn't even have a crack.

Like, and then watching Newcastle's game, it was really great. We were really going the right edge a lot, which was a bit different. But then our left edge seemed so fucking clunky. So it's interesting. So hopefully we got two more, three more weeks, big games. Doesn't Caelan Pong operate on the left? He's doing everything, brother. He's doing everything. Not scoring tries, that's for sure. Yeah, well. Go road two. Oh, he's two. He set up fucking five. He had two try assists.

Oh, mate, you weren't watching the game. He set up five. Going off the stats, he had two. I don't care about stats. I care about the ITS. You can't count the one that he dropped. Yes, beautiful kid. That's not a tri-assist. No, Fletcher set himself up for that. Anyway, so it's really good to see us going down the right a lot, opening it up, but then the left side needs to start humming again for us to go any better.

Gamble played okay, but I just feel like he gets in the fucking way so many times. And there's so many plays where he's not even watching the game and thinking about the next play when there's an offloader, and I'm like, you're a fucking idiot, man. It's like he's surprised every time he gets the ball. Like, oh, my turn. But he does try. He can do some things. Oh, he's not trying. Trying too hard. Look, man, no hands. Seven tackle set.

But probably our best game from our forwards, Adam Elliott, Leo Thompson. They had rippers, so they need to do that every week. And, yeah. So, great for the ladder. And Newcastle, good win up the night. For me, I've got a double combo. A winner and a loser. Because it's from the same game. Loser, but they were a winner, Parramatta. They've got the recipe to beat Penrith. You can't be a winner. Shut up. You beat last and you're putting them down as a winner. We won. Shut up. We won.

Anyway, Parramatta have got the formula to beat Penrith. Somehow. Keep doing it. Offloading. Keep doing it. They keep doing it. The only issue is they can't defend this year, so that's where they went wrong. It's conceding three tries and it's three minutes. That's ridiculous. But I think the loser for me was the decision to take the two at the end. Gutho's missed now three from that spot. Yeah, he's not very good in the clutch.

And for all of that game, whenever they got inside the Penrith red zone, they scored. So I don't understand why they didn't back themselves to go. To go for the win. Yeah. Because they're not winning in extra time. Yeah. No, they showed. Yeah. And he was a bad miss. It was a bad miss. And then Penrith winners because it's now getting to a point that it looks like they're just trying to figure out how far behind they can get.

Playing games, bro. Because when Lee and Martin got sin binned and they were down by 14 points or whatever it was, and then I was like, okay, he's going to come back on with about seven minutes left or something like that. And I'm like, fuck, they're trying real hard to lose this. Well, they come back in 14 against the Dolphins. And thought, boys, we had a lot of time left over. Let's just see if we can just keep it, woo it up a little bit.

Let's go for 6.58 left on the clock and then come back from 14 down. So I'm keen to see them this week against the Storm coming up to see if they're going to let the Storm get ahead and see if they can run them down. And if they do, well, then it's over. That'll be it. The season's done. Because they did it against the Broncos last year in the Grand Final. It's going to be a ripper, an absolute ripper. I don't know. No, it's just, I just don't know what you have to do to beat Penrith

now. Again, it was Parramatta and they're pretty average defensively. It is Parramatta being, but Parramatta, like you said, they've got the wood over them. I'm pretty sure they're the only team with a winning record over the Panthers in the last three years or something. Yeah. Ridiculous, in regular season anyway. Yeah. They get pumped every time they make the postseason. Oh, they made the postseason that one year. They haven't been back since they lost to the Panthers in the grand final,

eh? Neither is the Broncos. The Broncos might not get back. And then who was the other one? Rabideaus. They've missed this year as well. Yeah, they beat them and then they go, oh, you know, the post-grand final. It's like, Penrith, just keep on doing it, brother. Four in a row. And then every team they beat gets relegated. Jake, the last time you guys lost the grand final, was that against Penrith? Because you guys haven't been back since, hey? Yeah.

Damn, son. We've made two grand finals and won two grand finals. Thank you very much. Were they in your lifetime? Yes, I was alive. For both of them. Barely. Barely, but I was. Well, I've got a little winner and a loser too, actually. Another two-piece combo as well. I've got my breast or thighs. Nah, wings. I suppose they'd both be losers, actually. I just like the way that you worded yours.

But I'm going to go for Stephen Crichton's nose and Kyle Flanagan getting a little bit like a num-num-num-num-num during the play. I mean, play silly games, win silly prizes. Crichton was basically sticking his nose into his mouth but then to actually chomp down on it and give him a red hot crack at it. You could have just given him a little love nip, not a fucking... I would have just licked in his nostril or something, made it real weird. You could have got a big golly then.

Look what I got. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then spit it back in. Like a tool. Fucking. Cordon's got oysters. Oh, shit. Yeah, red hot. Do you think he did bite him? I'm not sure. He's bleeding. Like his nose was pretty much put into his mouth, I think. And then he was just clenching to get up and get ready for the next play. And a little bit of nippy nippy. Are you telling me? That's how I thought I saw it. Are you telling me that you

wouldn't feel something in your mouth when it's not meant to be in your mouth? Yeah. I feel like he would have felt it, but he's still got to breathe and try to play the ball. So he's clenching. Why is he closing his mouth to breathe? Because he's clenching. He's fucking working hard. He's getting tackled. I'm sure that happens. Is that why you can't breathe? Because you've got his mouth closed? His eyes were closed. He didn't know what he was doing with his mouth. Yep.

You're telling me if you close your eyes, you can't eat food. Dude, that's why his eyes dry out when he's eating. I can't blink. Every time he blinks, he spits food out of his mouth. Fucking jaw starts swinging. Gets locked. Oh, not this again. I'm saying I think that's going to be the outcome. I don't think he's going to get suspended for biting because I don't think it was a biting.

Oh, man, you see it as he tries to pull his nose out you see it go, That's where you like no his mouth definitely closed like he was biting clenched, So how do you buy something just feel like the other reason why closed? Now you see it was in the video, In my opinion. But there's no forward action of him going, he's like, sort of thing, you know? That'd be great on the fucking monitor. On the monitor? I've got no idea. I think that's time to get into the Dali M's then.

I don't know if anyone's watched this game. I think we've got to bring up this game. I'm going to just go losers because... Losers. I think losing this much is worse than winning that much. I don't know. Lose for me to Gold Coast Titans. I think they still had a chance to play for finals and stuff like that, and then they showed up and lost 44-0 to the Sharks. That's a big L. It was a rather big letdown. I did not expect that at all. They just did not show up.

As soon as Mo went off Sinbin in the 16th minute, it was pretty much, yeah, bang, bang, two tries, and it did not look like they were even a chance. The Sharks just played a power game, just went through them, through them, through them. But, yeah, really disappointed for the Gold Coast, who've been, I don't know, they just, yeah, they did good old Gold Coast. Been playing pretty well last month, and then they just showed up and fucking not showed up.

Basically, it got to a point now they're like, oh, we're actually a chance to make postseason, and then dished up that. I was like, that's the opposite, mate. But yeah, I think Sharks took advantage of their size compared to Gold Coast because if you look at the two packs, Cronulla are fairly larger. Larger. And considering they've got no noted halves, like Daniel Atkinson's not too bad. He stepped up against Melbourne a few months ago.

But when you've got Blake Braley, but I think Cam McInnes was actually playing half during the game because I saw Blake in at dummy half and Cam was at first receiver. When you've got two guys that aren't dominant halves, there's only one way to win it, and that's just go through them. So Canelo did all right. Maybe they might try Hines. Yeah, get rid of him. Don't need him. Yeah. Ackerson, don't need nobody. That's right. They'll get crashing back down this week. They got a bit there.

No, they're going to score 50 this week, I reckon. Possibly. I reckon they're going to crack the 70s. Fuck off. You guys just love, like, you know, dreaming and fucking, ooh, 70. Like, on the weekend. Fucking. Tiger's going to smoke you. I'm like, you know, it could happen. They're going to beat you to nil. I was like, you're a fuckhead. We might lose to the Tigers, but they're not going to beat us to nil, mate. It's still the Tiger. You're a dick, son. Hear that line swinging out?

That bait is long gone. It didn't even hit the water. We hit 34 points. He's one of them little, he's a bird. He swooped down and got it before it even hit the water. Anyway, boys, anything else you want to touch on? I think that's pretty good. Nah, mate. Dumb yourself. Beautiful.

Let's get to the Friday night. Like I said, I did watch probably one and a half of these games. So I got some good thoughts from my Dallium MVP. One, two, three. Righto. Well, you should start us off then. Yeah. Off you go. I'll be second. Why do you have to do that now?

I will give you three, big fella. He's my MVP. You want to go first, Codes, while we wait for... Oh, I mean, I suppose I could. Do you have the list? Nah. Look, I'm going to just for pity's sake, because we were feeding him before a little bit, the big fella. He missed the penalty goal to even it up, but he had himself a good game. He scored two tries. He had a try assist. He ran for 150 metres, two tackle breaks, two line breaks. breaks,

like he's just given it, or sorry, two line break assists. He just had a red hot crack. He did kick a few, but he just missed the one that really mattered. So I'm going to give one point to Gutho. That's exactly where my head was at because everything that Parramatta did well, from save and tries, score and tries, they didn't save too many, but just everything that was going well for Parramatta, Gutho was in the middle of all of it. Yeah.

And to be honest, if they win, he probably gets the three points. If he's not there, they get pumped. Fucking hell. If he's not there, the Panthers don't have to come back from 14 points down. But yeah, so Gutho gets my one as well. Samesies. Gutho, losing playoff. One point. One point for me was going to. Was or is? Are you changing it? I've got to change it now. Oh, you have Gutho as well, you idiot. Oh, we can't all give him a point. I actually did watch his game.

Gutho fucking red hot. Best game he's played in a long time, I think. And he just loves versus Penrith. And you have these games and you're like, maybe he could still be your fullback, but maybe not. But yeah, one point for Gutho. Gunned it. The old Guthrino. Two points for me is going to... I've got to go on. He only played 50 minutes or something like that, but he dominated when he was on the field and he played a bit out of position, but he just played really well. That's Cameron McGuinness.

That's his name, right? Cameron. Cameron. Cameron. But like Kyle said before, playing half back when he's a fucking forward, but just kept the team playing straight and you just see how hard he works. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And yeah. I know you look at the stats, not too much, But two points for me. Played really well. How many errors did he make? He stats with shit. No errors, but yeah. Oh, he just went in his eyes. He stats with shitty records. Yeah, but you watch him game.

Nah, he made an error. Guys, he's playing at home, keeping up with Jake's error count. Then how's he on the leaderboard for you, brother? No errors on my fucking screen. I don't use whatever app to. I'm using Boy. The NRL app? Well, I'm using that app and there's no errors on my screen. Oh, clearly you can't read. Yeah, no, I went to the 13. I thought he was playing us back. He was wearing the 9 even. I don't even know what I'm looking at. Yeah, no, he was named at hooker. For me, two points.

I thought he had a red-hot game. It was hard to pick anyone from the Titans-Sharks game because the Titans were just that bad. Everyone looked good for Granola, so it was hard to just pick anyone. But my two points is going to Jesse Ramian. I thought he played red-hot out on the right side. Scored a try, four offloads, three tackle breaks, Set up two tries, Didn't miss a tackle. Seven from seven. One error. Yeah, and he conceded four penalties. Oh, and he also got sin binned.

It's an eye test, baby. You rate him, you rated him. Did it go? Fuck, I don't know. I was wondering why he had 71 minutes. Yeah, I forgot he got sin binned, but it was a professional foul right at the end. Oh, so it wasn't even proper. Oh, no, it wasn't. It wasn't even a proper penalty. Like, it wasn't a dirty sin bin.

You know, so But yeah, two points for Damien That's where I've actually gone as well Myself I've gone for the fucking I can't now, Is this everyone just pick a different player Every single week Or is this fucking pick plays that we deserve Pick and play is going to send Ben Fucking four penalties to get in there Oh nah, two points Yeah, he did in 71 minutes More than anyone else did in 80 minutes, mate He can't even get Dallium He's been fucking sin binned X mark,

Great work, mate Great game You can't get Dallium if you get suspended You should be picking the core up, but you don't want it because, you know, he's a big bark. I don't know what's going on. Should we call an ambulance? What was that? He's having a stroke. Yeah. He closed his eyes. His mouth didn't know what it was doing. Surprise, it opened. No, that's his go-to. That's just his default mode. Eyes closed. Oh, there's a hole in the wall.

Where are we going for three points, boys? Where are we looking? It's you. You just switched up the order, eh? You all right? I went last on one point. I went first on the second point. So now I go last on three points. Oh, fuck. No, go first again. How is that even? Who didn't go first yet? Thank you, go first. Cody. Cody. No, I went first on the one point. I picked Gutho first. You followed me on Gutho. No, I followed you on Ramien. Get out. Oh, yeah.

You did. I'll back down from that. Well done. Well played, sir. Okay, me. Red Hot. Dane Laurie. Dane Laurie. No, no, no. I thought Will Bope was going to have a laugh. No. Because I went for a laugh. Oh, no. Now, Will Warwick's not playing, brother. Thank you. No, but seriously, Dan Lurie had himself a game, especially considering his very first touch of the ball was an error. So I know he's straight off Jake's list for the start of the game, but he just... He torched them.

He carved up. He torched them. I think he got 140 points. Two try assists, two line breaks, 10 tackle breaks, two line break assists, 23 runs for 215 meters. Two errors. Two errors, but no penalties. I really hope because he looked this good that they're not going to rush Dylan Edwards back this week for their big game and just like, you know, hold Edwards off for another couple of weeks. And to be honest, every time that he's stepped in for Deadwoods, he's looked red hot, eh?

Except for that game that he got knocked out. It's not going to catch on. What, Deadwoods? It was his nickname and like it's not for ages, bro. That sounds so dumb. But now he's really good, so it sort of doesn't work anymore. He's always been good.

He's just now getting recognized. recognized nah it was while he was fucking deadwoods i reckon he averaged three three errors a game for the first two years of his career you averaged three errors a game well three points for me baby what a fucking game proving why he is the best winger in the fucking game and that brought on to up left eyed left edge right edge don't matter where he is he is, fucking phenomenal yeah that was my piss take one i'm giving him three points

too because i thought you'd get pissed off about it because you can't give a winger three points he's the best and now Now you've just rolled in here. You're out here spraying us every fucking week because we give a winger a three point. You can't give Warbrick three points. He's just a winger. And then you're going to give Toto. I was going to say, look, he made no errors when all the other backs made errors. Exactly. Look at me. 26 fucking kick meters. I understand Rubber League.

Here are those chats. Jesus Christ. And I just knew one of these was going to go to Dan Lawrence. I didn't want to double dip because Dan Lawrence is very much. Oh, you don't want him to get three points. Can I give Dan Lawrence my one point? No. You can't give a Dan Lorimer one point. No, you can't. Fuck Guffer. It's already in. He lost a game. Yeah, and you've lost your mind. I did. You gave three points to a winger. No, he played so good.

So warring. No, he didn't. The first week he did. The second week was funny. Yeah, that surprised me from you. Because I was going to just see if you'd blow up about a winger getting it. No, you can't do it. He did play well. He did. Not three points, though. Maybe half a point. Aye. 169 run metres. Nice. That's actually under his average. Oh, so he played under his average and he gets three points. I said he ran under his average. Hey, no missed tackles. He doesn't score two tries on average,

though. It's above average. Three from three. No missed tackles. No errors. 26 kick meters. Hey? Dan Lurie didn't have any kick meters. Sorry. Dan Lurie didn't have any kick meters. How do those stats work? Well, when they kick the ball. Just the hit-ups. What's a hit-up? One off the ruck. One off the ruck. Or two off. I think it's just, I don't know. It's just, yeah. Kick the turns don't count. If you hit it up. Like the fullback. 23 more runs and zero hit-ups.

I think this episode is starting to go long. Bye. I guess it's time to go. Hopefully see clearly soon. Man, that's Leota bullshit. Yo, what's going on, cut? That was quick from you. That was quick. Oh, man. Love it. Love it.