Round 2 - What are the Odds??? NRL Bets & Picks

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Muttly Crew. Here we are in the game room boulevard, hot and ready to get winning some money. Refresh. We didn't do it last round. I'm here with Kyle, Cody, the Mutts. Kyle got a single tip. He got one tip. Single tick. A single tip. That's all we had. Yeah, I know. One tick. Just you. One little tick for the year. Are you going back to back? I've had one and one. So we're still in the dark. doghouse. We're trying to

get to the penthouse. We're trying to find a new name for it. But yeah. Some of them just, none of the games just went the way we thought. Like DWZ to score against the right hand, on the right hand side, left hand side defense for the Sharkies. That didn't even look like going right. I had him for a double in my personals and he couldn't even get a get even close for a single. No. I know it wasn't a thick Cody, but I give you props because your prop did score a try.

Bloody Adio. So I like that. Yeah, you're winning that one. Adio. Well, yours didn't even play, so got a leg up there. No, so I'm second. Oh, fuck off. Jake's last because his play didn't. So he's minus one. Yeah. Oh, minus one. Yeah, you're minus one. Well, it's technically a loss. And Cody's plus 4.4 because Faneuil Blake was paying $5.40. And Kyle is. Why are they plus $5.40 then? Well, no, because you put one on. You win 540 but you put 1 on so minus 1 is 440.

It's profit, mate. We're doing profit, not just returns. Talk about numbers. Quick little guess, boys. How much money did I just spend at Milky Lane on dinner, do you think? $75. Oh, good guess. I did not have a tip. I did not write those down in my betting notes. Entrees, main, and dessert. No drinks. Okay. Why don't you spill it on tray?

What do you do to you? Anyway, my name's Jake, and we're here to talk some bets, and we'll talk to some rubber leaguers. It's round two. How do we want to start this, Mr.? Do we want to just skim over? No, yeah, let's go. Let's go back to round one. How do we go? We've got one ticket, sounds like it. So we are in the red a lot, Kyle. Yeah, so after the full complete round. I'll still be last, guaranteed. Yes, yep. So your return on investment, Cody, is minus 100%. Yep.

So you've had 10 bets for 10 losses. There I am, baby. Jake, you're second. It's not where you start. Return on investment. Yeah, chat, brother. I don't know if you want to be invested in what we're doing here. Return on investment for you, Jake, is minus 67%. You've picked seven bets and only won one. The guru over here has made eight bets. He's won two. You can't say that. It's trademarked.

The betting guru The punting guru There we go The who's who of who Yeah that's it The who-roo Horton who's a hat Eight bets Two wins For a return on investment Of minus 15% So I'm losing But not as much as you boys, I'm losing for abusing So yeah We don't really need to go over Last week's puns Because they were just Horrible Yes There's no point. Actually, there's one I want to bring up. Oh, the one that you won? No, I don't. Yeah, well, I already knew that was going to win.

That was why it was my crucial, mate. Panthers under 19 and a half points. Fucking piss that in. So I also had the Eel Storm and the fucking Knights to win. That was dumb. Yeah, the Knights. What the hell? Didn't they just show up with a shitty nappy? Fucking oath. Something had to change anyway. Yeah.

You want to get on to this week's, boys? We'll forget last week. Round one's over. Terrible time. Round two, this is where we start. I'm still playing safe, and I've only got Jake's multi of the week, so if anyone's got more than one, maybe you guys first, ladies and gentlemen. Righto. Well, I'll start us off then, because I'll go three every week, just because I'm a red hot trot. Might as well keep it five. Easy number to count on. I'm going straight up from the start.

Since he got over last week, I'm going AFB anytime. I'm going him again. He's got double money on AFB this week. I'm going him. Let's go, baby. It's the only one that gets up. And the other, the prop bet doesn't really count towards anything. So I'm going to get it in there just to spice it up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I'm liking the fullbacks in the Manly versus Roosters game. Oh, of course you are.

Yeah, so I've gone Teddy and Tommy in a multi, in a double, any time for a sneaky $7.25 for those two. You reckon? Yeah, I just see them both getting over the line. Which one? Try line? Joking. Nah, they'll cross the sideline. That's better. Oh, please. Teddy anyway. Well, Teddy will go over the sideline when he's fucking putting Jackson Barlow over the sideline. More bets should be how many times you reckon Teddy's going to lose his feet.

He'll have more tackle busts than lose his feet. Surely by now he's got his long studs on. You'd think so. Maybe they don't make them long enough. Yeah. Dangerous. Yeah, boys, I know I said I only got one bet, but I've lied. I've lied. Jesus Christ. I've lied. I've just... He's blindsided us out of nowhere there. I've had a quick look, and I've just got good feelings about three blokes scoring any times from different games. Is this all together or is this all on their

own? Yeah, one more. I don't know. Of singles. So I've got them all to you, boys. Single ladies. Jake says no. Yeah. And I think all these three, they're going to have another good game. I mean, bounce back games. Actually, one of these guys had a good game. But anyway, I'm going Hammer to score any time. Taylor May to score any time for the Penrith Panthers. And Ronaldo Miltala to score for the Sharks. True. Three boys that I don't mind watching play rubber league. They're all going

to score. and that's paying a nice $10.33 right there for those three dogs. Oh, up in the heaths. Well, I'm actually also with you in one of them. I've taken Talon May just by himself any time. Same-sies. Not any time, though. I've got a nice little three-legger any-timer as well. I'll stick with the – I'll go with the other one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what else have you got here for us, mate? So I've got the Raiders-Eels double, Timico any time. So Raiders to win, Eels to win. in Timico any time.

Wow. Okay. Okay. Yeah, just to spice it up a little bit. Throw it in there. Just a little bit of some-some. I like that. Thanks, man. I do.

Because the Panthers are- Hey, coming from you, that really means something. As long as, like, so he needs the Eels to win and Taylor and me to score. Why? So we all win. Oh, yeah. And then- You selfish bastard. And then? My other one. Yeah, what else have you got? I've got my Friday night one just to spice it up because we'll be watching those ones.

And these three could be, maybe not all three of them, but the first two that I name will probably be up there in the votes, possibly, since they both played last week. But I've got Taylor May, anytime. Yep. I've got my man Cartwright again. God. Obvs. He's in, he seems in red-hot form. And I've got Talakai for the Sharks. Oh, that's a bit juicy. All three of them planned on the Friday night, so we'll get to see that up close and personal.

And if it gets up. I'll be cheering at home. Happy day. If it gets up, we're going all around. What are we looking at, 60-odd bucks? Yeah, no, a bit higher than that. 90-something dollars? Yeah, give me a sec. I thought you punched it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just while I'm plugging that, I've also got another little double for the round, split across.

Cross so I've got I'm riding the eels though just in case they don't get it done I've taken them with a plus seven and a half I've taken the wine and I've, Then I've added in, because I feel like Canberra's defense showed a little bit of steel against the Knights, but they also are not the best attacking team. So I've taken, for the Raiders versus Tigers game, the first try after eight minutes. So I've plugged that in. Yeah, not bad. I know. It's a winner.

A sneaky little $4.18 for that double, if you boys want to get around that. So back to your odds here, Cody. Cody, for your Taylor May, Bryce Cartwright, Sophia Talakai, $60.35. On the money. On the money. So happy days. Laughing. And so, Jake, what is your multi of the round? So Jake's multi of the round when it comes to results this round. I've got a few on my tip, so a few outsiders here. So this is a guaranteed loss.

Possibly. Well, you know, always. I'm tipping the New Zealand Warriors head-to-head get the job done against the Melbourne Storm, I'm going the West Tigers the new team head-to-head to get the job done against the Raiders, and then I did have my boys with the line but I'm going to leave that alone and not be biased because there's a yeah just leave it alone because I think that's a good choice I'm actually going to go Manly Seagulls with a two and a half start.

Seagulls plus two and a half that's the line I can't believe they're giving them points Well, that's what happens when they're the underdogs, mate. Fancy that. Well, yeah, like I said, I was going to- If you've got an underdog and you're taking points off them, I'm not taking that. Anyway, so Jake's multis of results, that is paying $15.57. Right. Would you look at that, hey? Don't mind that.

And like I said, I did have Newcastle in there with a 7.5 start, but I'm like, I should not put that there because I think that's a bit- Oh, do you think they're going to lose? It's just been a bit- You tipped them, though. It's been a bit biased. You're obviously not confident. Yeah, but tipping is different than betting. Because you lose more than you win. Exactly. So gamble responsibly, patrons. Only spend your hard-earned money on it if it's a lock.

We've not named a single lock. Yeah, so don't gamble. Victor Radley, any time. No, he's not going to do it again. You've got another bet, Kyle. No, no, no. I'm done. He'll have his own sideys. I've done my two. I've done my three personals. Cody's got his five in.

Three. I'm feeling Like I felt good about Last week's ones Like I did feel good But Clearly we're idiots Oh absolutely On the punt, Until we get one, then we're the best. I am the greatest. I want to say it's time to apologize to absolutely no one. All right, boys. Those are fun tips. We've had some fun. Now, let's put our little brains together or our big brains, whatever we want to put together. You were right the first time, my friend.

Let's win some money for our- Let's throw some darts at this wall. Let's win some money for this establishment, this podcast, our habits.

A muttly crucial of the week who we got boys our habits makes it sound absolutely terrible I was going to say none of us are nuns only nuns have habits mate little fact for you listeners check it google it certified, crucials I'm locking Ponga he's scoring he's scoring this week we might not win the game but Ponga is going to crash over he's not having another bad game he's fucking on he's going back up to the Cowboys back to his team that unearthed him him as a teenage prodigy.

He likes Townsville. He likes scoring tries there. I love how he just like throws out this big old fucking spiel and he just wants his little boy to think. It's nothing to do with Crucial and 100% going to happen and trying to win for the boys. He just really wants his boy to do well. It's not a reason to put him in the Crucial. Ponga score. Why didn't you put him in your personal bets? Yeah, you weren't that confident, were you, motherfucker? No, I wanted to.

When it's with the other three, oh, no, no, I'll throw out little Pongi. I didn't want to double up. I don't like double up bets Yeah that's fair I'm also I love doubling Tripling Quadding Because if that one goes down And they're all down Yep It's fucking ridiculous I hate it House of cards baby Oh bro Come with me. So, for my crucial, we're just going to jump over to me because I was the only one that won last week. Just quietly.

What an outlandish thing you did. And this is part of – so, you've led me to this one, Cody. The temperature's going to be under 30 degrees in Canberra. Because it is a Bronco. It's something fucking off-the-cuff thing. It's in the Broncos-Rabbits game. And from what I saw from the Rabbits two weeks ago in Vegas and how you've always gone about how the Broncos finish strong, right? I have gone with that the second half will have more points. True.

Yeah. So that's my play. And I had a bit of a look over the last five games between these two. And four out of the five times the second half has scored more points than the first. So sneaky little $1.91 for that leg. While we're on the Broncos. I don't like this. Why not? We always fuck up when we pick the same one. Yeah, well, we should have discussed this earlier, but we've started a little bit late and it's a little bit disorganized. But I've gone Mariner any time.

I believe last week I went Arthurs, didn't work, Mariner scored. This week I'm going Mariner, Arthurs will score. They'll both score in the second half. Hopefully. Help you out a little bit. Well, it helps us out, mate. Help me help you. Help Jake. If we can. He's beyond help. We can only try.

So, boys, with all that said, I've plugged that all in. A little bit of a $9.40. $8.63. Oh, man, I wish you guys were not bookies. So, this might be a little bit of an omen, but the odds are 11-11. Make a fucking wish. Don't place that bet until 11-11 tomorrow.

Have it all synced up, baby. Happy days Get on the crucial Which is The best Broncos Rabbits Second half More points Dean Mariner Anytime And Some Fucking bloke We're in number one For the Knights Jake's boy To score anytime Now let's go Big bark Let's go Fuck that's a sick dog Can somebody Kill that turkey, Jesus Christ Big bark Let's win some money Let's win some cash Have you ever seen a dog before Ever He's never heard one obviously Yeah why Wow. Yeah, I've got that dog in me.

I'm sort of doubling up because I got this wrong last week, but I had it at different bets. I'm feeling okay about what I've done here, and I'm just so confident he's got to score this week. Was it not your big buck last week as well? No, it was my crucial last week. Oh, fuck. He's just like, I'll just throw it in the longer odds. Yeah. I'm going Roger Tuchek to get on the try line, score a try, RTS, back in the rugby league, he's going to score.

And if you don't mind, boys. Against the team that didn't concede a single point last week. If you don't mind, boys, because. I do mind, very much. Yeah, actually, I'll tell you my story after. No, no, we're on you now, mate. Tell us your story. No, we'll get the big bark done, then I'll tell you my story. That's just that little bait to hang the listeners, you know? Yeah. It's coming in. Well, we might as well just keep order with where we did the last one. I'm going to the Sharkies game.

Now, I've just, off the top of my mind. Oh, they're versing the dogs. That's right. There's value in that game. So Bryce Cartwright had himself a bit of a game last week against the Dogs on that right edge. I'm taking that right edge again, and I'm going Britton Nicora any time against the Doggies. Nicola. Britton Nicora. You looked terrible. What's wrong with that? I like it. I think he was thinking about Ponga again.

Thinking about his fateful night. Don't do it to me again. Please, please win, please. The jersey can't go through it again No Dom Young no knots. Been no good since Joey John's left The stare, All aboard The cane train Oh Jesus. So Cody Where are we going on your big Share well Well, I'm doubling up. Oh. Yeah. No, I'm only doubling up with myself. You know it's bad when he's sighing. Yeah. I'm on him again. Old Bryce Cartwright. I'm backing him in again.

Old Brycey. Back-to-back weeks. He's looking good. Now that he's finally settled in the back row, he's not looking to ball play as much. He's not looking to be all fancy. It's a leaf that Josh Schuster needs to take and just... Be a back rower. Just be a back rower and throw a pass every now and again.

Bryce Cartwright over the last 18 months has stopped all the flair and all the bullshit, and he's just running hard, tackling hard, throwing off loads when he needs to, and he's looking a lot better, and I'm backing him in again. That's a great comparison for Schuster because Bryce Cartwright started his career the exact same way, trying to be a 5'8". Come from Penrith, playing good footy, went to the Titans, just didn't look any good.

Down at home, he's settled. Now, boys. I like your promising, Cody. I just don't like the percentage of a second-rounder scoring back-to-back games. I just don't feel like it would happen many times. But anyway. I still think that Bryce Cartwright scoring is a higher chance than fucking Kalen Ponga. But anyway, you realize you've gone the same bet two weeks in a row. Both me and you are shithouse at this, and you're ragging on me. Bryce Cartwright scored last week, didn't he?

He did. That's why he said double and up. RTS didn't. Yeah, exactly. So that's why he's taking him this week. Anyway. That's why. Anyway. At least mine got up last week.

Well, the player that I've picked. Yeah. I was going to say. You're just going to keep beating that arty ass horse. It's back in rugby league. But it's round 12. Get over it. All right, boys. Play that all in. Money's on it. What do you think the odds were, lads? $45. It's got to be higher than that. It's got to be double that. Double. Double it. Yeah. Well, you've got to hit it. I know that's not double, but. I was going to say, wow. $79. $79.79. $79.79.

Close, but no cigar. We got $68.03. Can we round that up? No, we can't when it comes to... Can we round that up $0.97 for charity? Give it the old $69. We can do that. Yeah.

I'll get onto it. Awesome. Beautiful. Love it. Let's get a win this week, boys. And now quickly, I guess last week, you know... Turn around, everyone. Throughout the talks... At least he saves it for the end so that we can cut it. Yeah, it's an easy cut. Throughout the talks, the bets, you know, I just get manifestations of bets, so I think this happened again.

I feel like Cody gave me a bit of pressure to go with my gut, so I've gone with my gut, and I've put in my five try scorers into one big multi, put five bucks on them, and I'm fucking loving it. So I've got Rinaldo Militalo, Taylor Mayer, Caelan Ponga, RTS, and Hemmer all to score one try. Guess what it's paying, boys? Not enough. 102. Keep it coming. $122. So I chucked a little five I'll have some apples on that because if it

happens, I want to be a part of that. You know which one's not going to score? Cale and Ponga. Yeah. He's one true love. If that's the case, then that's the case. But thank you for this manifestation and this pressure, Cody, because if it gets up, I'll buy you a shout. Yeah. Yeah. He just won like six. I'll buy you a shout. He just won 600 bucks. I'll buy you a beer. Yeah. I'll buy you a shout. Yep. That is correct. The rest, I'll pay my fine off. Yeah. The one back. It's a find, not a find.

You found it in your mailbox, but it's not a find. I'm going to find the fucking off button. Get up, bye.