Round 1 - What Are The Odds??? NRL Bets & Picks

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Muttley Crew Studios. Oh my gosh, rubber leaguer's back, boys. Cody, Kyle, how we doing? Absolutely outstanding. Fantastic. Where are we and who are you? My name's Jake, and we're in the... The new, new, new, new boulevard. The new, refreshed, revamped game room boulevard. Where's my sign, Kyle? I fucking told you to bring my sign. Helps me read.

Nothing can help you read, mate. Mate, that should be straight off the dome with you by now, the amount of times you say it. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to recap our lovely betting of the weekend. And I know we wanted to start off new in a new year, but we've seen a lot of red Xs to start the first two games of rugby league. New year, same shit bets from Cody. I had an absolute shocker again. I don't even think I got close.

Cody, I will just mention, you are winning the tipping comp at the moment. You are one from two. He's tied first, mate. I'm also one from two. Oh, that's right. You to the Broncos too. No, I tipped. Rooster, sorry. Yeah, thanks, mate. And then you're ducking. Oh, I'm losing on zero. The worst. Anyway, Kyle, do you want to go through some of these bets, tips? What happened? How did we go?

Well, we'll get Cody out of the way first because I do know he said in the last episode or in the last week that he would be 100% for this season. Go get everything right. I said 100%. I didn't say whether that was everything right or everything wrong. You are 100%. So you had your three personals, which was Jacob Gagai, first try scorer. Yeah. Gone. That's an X. Cobbo and Walsh, three plus tries combined. X. And Ezra Mamm, any time. X. Gagai did score, man, so you were sort of right. Yeah.

And Walsh got one. Walsh got one. But the other guys didn't even look close for you, mate. They looked rubbish. Nah. And then in his big park. Mame's best fucking pass he threw all night was to Manu. That was a great pass. And then for your big bark, you had Spencer Lenu, which got nowhere near close. And then you, for the crucial, you had Jesse Arthurs. Yeah, wrong winger. Yeah, wrong winger. Wrong winger. So, yeah, you went 0-5. So, you're currently- I failed that.

Let me just, you're minus 4.5 because I just put, you just had 0.5 on the big bark. Yeah, no, I've done really well there. And then Carter, I'll go across to you because you actually did have a winner. You had a tick. Your multi was no good, even though I did place that on for him last minute and we almost got up. Yeah, he was telling me that you fucked up one leg on it too that helped out a little bit.

Yeah, he wanted Luttrell and the Rabbits into Walsh and the Broncos, and I went Luttrell, Manley, into Walsh and the Broncos. He said he was blowing up until Manley got up and he thought, oh, hang on, we're on here. And then Luttrell scored, then Manley won, and Kyle's like, oh, we're going on halfies. I'm like, I don't know about halfies, but let's see what happens. I didn't say halfies. I said I was going to take the whole profit. Yeah, I was like, fuck off.

And then Walshie scored. Yeah, I'd like to see you transfer it from my account. And then Walshie scored, and we were three for four. I'm like, oh my gosh, we're on here. But then the Broncos suck. That'd be old Bronchokes. That's where you got your green tick, because in your big buck, you had roosters minus six and a half. Oh, yeah. For $4. That was a winner. Wowee. I did get one. And then you had rabbitos and seagulls under 41 and a half points.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was looking really good until halftime. So, yeah. If you had one on each, you're up. What's that? That's down half a unit. Unlucky. Still better than minus four and a half. Take it. Let's go, baby. It's a long season. I'll come back. And then myself. So I only had the two. I had the Roosters, Broncos, same game multi. Yeah, it's really easy when you can fucking edit out all your shit bits. Yeah, that's it.

So I had the Roosters, Broncos, same game multi, which I had either wing it from the Broncos to score, either Soali or Manu to score, into Sam Walker four plus points, into Roosters plus eight and a half for $4. That was a winner. Happy days. And then I had Cody Walker to score first, second, or third. Terrible. That was a shit bet. And then my crucial was Jackson Barlow any time. That looked half a chance, except Kola and Ben Draboyevich could not pass left.

So mad about that. And then Cameron Murray, any time, was my big bark. He looked all right a couple of times. Who's in the start there? But yeah, no, nothing. Duck eggs. Absolute duck eggs. So I'm actually a break even. I'm zero. Just zero. Might as well not even put a bet on. Basically. Where would you have been if you didn't edit out all of those other bets that you placed? Because it was about another six that you said. Yeah, well, I did have the same game for Rabbit O. Seagulls.

That lost only on Jackson Barlow as well, not scoring. And then the other one was Billy Smith, first, second, or third, but that was voided because he didn't play. Which, actually, I did chuck that money that I had on him, first, second, or third, onto Benny Jabojevic any time. Not bad. So that was a win. You've done well there. Yeah, sneaky. A little side bet. But, yeah, that was the week that was for us. Anyway, boys. The day.

The day that was. Oh, that is, yeah. I obviously had Vegas odds because I wasn't even close to bringing home any money. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Yep. Literally. Let's look to horizons now. Let's leave Vegas a hide and let's look into the Australian markets. Dun, dun, dun. Kyle, let's start off the guru. Let's start off the guru. What bet have you got for us to start off the round one, mate? Part two. I was having a bit of a look around.

Of course you were. There was some value. There was a lot of value, but I'm just going to keep it to maximum three personal ones each, I think. So I'm looking for the best of the best, yeah? I like that. Best of the best, right? So to start things off, Thursday night. Starting early. We're going for Thursday night, and I feel like as much as I hate them. Can I guess it?

You've got Ponga to score two, Best to score one, Marzu to score two, Newcastle win 30 plus. Fuck yeah. 30 plus. Jesus Christ. I would never have that. Not even if I thought it was going to happen, I would not put money on that because I know someone from the Knights would let me down. But I have gone Marju and Ponga to combine for three or more tries because I do think they're going to go left a lot more. And you can get a sneaky $5.50 for that. Not too bad. Not too bad. I like it. Three tries.

Between the two of them. I reckon Marzu could almost get a hat trick himself. I love it, but it sounds like a lot of tries for two people. I just don't know. What did he just say before, though? Oh, yeah. He had five tries between three. I was just talking about a wet trimmer hat. I swear you said Ponga for two, Marzu for two. Now you've said those two for three tries. Nah, too many. I don't like it. Nah. Don't like it. So that's my play for Thursday night.

And then I did stick away from everything else at this stage. So I've gone a couple of teams just to win head-to-head. Boring. I've gone the Knights, the Eels, and then the kicker is Melbourne. I've chucked them in there. Kicker? You mean the three favourites? Melbourne are not the favourites, my friend. I thought they were $1.80, depending on if it's $2 or something. No, other way around, my friend. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, you get a sneaky little $4.62 unboosted for those three.

I liked it. I was going to chuck in the Warriors as well, but I didn't want to be too greedy. Just do the whole round of tips, mate. Just do the whole round. Go six and six. Well, that would be a lock. But, yeah, personal bets, that's me. I've only got the two. I've only got the two this week. That's the creme of the creme. I've got a bit of story time with my personal bets this week. So do you want me to go now, Cody? Yeah, everyone gather around, story time, pull up your chair.

So we've kept with the same- I'm just going to go get the popcorn. I've kept my same system this week and I've gone Jake's multi of the week. And then I did it and I'm very happy with it. And then I was like, I could go the opposite storyline here, but the same bit and it entwines and it'd be perfect round. Yeah. So, I've gone my two multis around. I've got two multis around. One multi is Newcastle, Warrows and Eels, all to win 13 plus and pump.

That is paying a lovely $18.75 for those three leagues.

And I think, I just love those three teams. I think they're going to be hot and they're going to dominate and they're going to kick away. They're all home teams. I'm loving it. So, then I was like, let's have a look. And I was like, oh, the other three games, I think are going to be close. So I've got the other three games, Gold Coast, Cowboys, Penrith, all to win 1-12. So I'm just seeing that omenary, that opposites, the binary opposites. I'm fucking loving it. And that one's paying $18.56.

Oh, my God. It's like exactly the same, but $0.22. But I'm loving it. I'm just loving that synergy, that synergy of those bets. I don't know if you can math. You said $18.75 and then $18.56. But $0.19. That's real close. It's even closer. See that? That's live. That's live. It just changed, boys. It just changed. Okay. There's live odds there. Yeah, right. But that synergy of those bets entwining together. Oh, I'm getting hot about it. I wish all you guys could see his hand movements

and the way he's really getting into this. It's fucking wizardry. He's really getting behind his fucking bets here. I'm trying to manifest that synergy and, you know, that balance of life would be just lovely. Watch him go 0-2. Well, considering he got two try scorers right last week and then he didn't get the teams James Wright. Yeah. But anyway, that is Jake's multis of the week. I'd be putting some money on the bloody Raiders, Sharks, and Bulldogs 13 plus at this rate.

I think I'm going to chuck a juicy $10 on both of them. Because if they get both up, which I'm thinking, I want to be a part of that. Because that story, I could just tell that to my kids one day. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, you don't need to tell them. Just show them this episode, mate. Oh, wow. That's even better. Cody. I didn't even think of that. Mr. Daddy Longlegs, are we going long this week? What are we touching? No, mate. No, mate. One in there is maybe a little bit longer,

but I'll just try and keep it normal. We're going to try and catch up from going 0-3 last week. Yeah, 0-5 overall with your Crucials and Big Bucks. 0-3 on the personals. I need to make sure you fuckers win on our other ones as well, otherwise we all lose. I know. I know. Yeah, so if I skip through to the Sunday game. In the Dolphins and Cowboys, I've got Isako and Holmes to combine for 26 or more points. And a nice little $6.50. So you're expecting some bulk points in that game,

hey? Yeah, maybe at least from those two. Maybe not Isako scoring because Herbie won't pass him the ball, but hopefully Holmes makes up a bulk of them points. Sneaky little stat. I did say to Carter off-air, in the two games the Dolphins have versus the Cowboys, Azako and Tabiwai Fido have combined for seven tries. Azako for five of them. That should be all right. Juicy. So if you get all five, if he can double his tally in this one game, happy days for you. We're all over that.

And then for my other two, I've gone the Friday night games just to make them a little bit more spicy, make the watching a little bit more livable, you know what I mean? Just in the moment while you're trying to figure out your daily aims. Yeah, we're trying to sit there and just trying to concentrate and I'm just watching the game and I've got bets on the line. I've gone, obviously, the easy one, down the left-hand defensive side of the Sharkies.

I've got DWZ scoring two or more at $4.10, which is a pretty good price for someone who's definitely going to score two tries down that side. Is that a Charles Barkley guarantee? No, I actually want this to come off. And then in the Storm game, I've got the Storm to keep their streak alive, and beat Penrith head-to-head with Coates, Warbrick, and Toto to combine for three or more tries in the points going under. Jesus Christ. That must be paying bulk. 34.5 smackaroons. So you really don't

want anyone else to score other than those three? The people that I've picked. Yeah. I like it, though. because I don't see the middles of either team getting run over. I don't reckon it was ever going to be a high-scoring affair anyway. No, I have to admit I did look at the unders for this game because Melbourne without Munster potentially will cause some issues with their offense.

And as I've previously stated, Panthers can look clunky at the start of the year, but their defense keeps them in games. So the line was just a little short for me, though. That's why I didn't really take it. What's the raised eyebrows and a smirk here for Carter? I love the sound of those bets, Cody I really do.

Relay them to me Tell me exactly what I just said Sorry Yeah, I know You didn't listen to a single thing Because you were sat there on your phone No, because We'll keep with the storyline, I'm sorry I just had an epiphany After I put in my multi of the week I just had Who pissed at you?

I had the biggest like If this happens I've manifested it I just realised I could put my two multis into one, crazy mega mulky mulky so I did it you know you know we could all do that with every one of our things right I just did it because my life because that synergy it just works all together and if it happens it's paid $431 odds, So, I chucked $3 on that baby because if that happens, I want that crumpet. Hey, big spender. I'm blocking on daddy on legs. Yeah. But like, wow.

He's, wow. Wow. And he laughed at me. So, $3. If that synergy happens, that's $1,300. That is my wedding attire. Attire, not entire. Attire. Oh, you've just bought the whole bridal party's clothes. Oh, not quite. Okay, so there's our bets. There's our single bets. Now, let's get to it. Let's get to when the crew becomes- What everyone is here for. The Muttley crew bets. Let's start off where we like to start off. Let's get some green ticks. We got the Muttley Crucial, baby.

And I'm bringing to the table, it's a little bit up there, but I just think it's happening. Oh, I'm so confident. No, I didn't mean to get it up there. I just, I can't. I can't do it. I have to admit, in his, because I know what it is, right? Oh, is this this one, is it? It's going to happen. I like it. This is one of his good ones. And anytime I've liked it, it hasn't happened. So it's not good. It's his official return to Rubber League. He's returning to New Zealand.

He's hot. He's frothing. It is RTS to score anytime for the New Zealand Warriors. It's happening. It's happening. It's $2.95 and it's happening. What have you got, boys, to join into the crucial bit? Yeah, well, I suppose we're on the same team here then because I've gone DWZ

to score at $1.71 down that right-hand side because the Sharks can't defend anything down that side. So you just need him to score once and we're in the money. Oh, absolutely. But then you're in double money if he double times. Yeah, buddy. Getting that double bubble. Yeah, I didn't want to go too crazy. No, I like that. I think that's a lock. For Shulzy. Absolute lock. And then I'm just going to continue with the narrative of Penrith not performing.

And I like it. I've taken Panthers under 19.5 points for the game at $1.94. I just don't see them able to put 20-plus points on against Melbourne. And I did have a bit of a look into the history about these two. Do you know they've won the last three premierships in a row? Just saying. Just putting it out there. Yep. Okay. Yep. And also when they're versatile. That doesn't necessarily mean that they can score 10 points.

Do you want to see how many points they scored in round one last year, mate? 10? Hmm. I know. And if they've versed the Melbourne Storm bullshit did you know they'd won two premierships in a row at that point, and anytime they've versed the Storm before round three they've not scored more than 17 points oh look at this yeah loser that man so I don't hate it I just I couldn't do it it's only because, it's only because you yeah because the odds are under two dollars yeah.

Now all that combined boys Boys, odds of $10.74. That's where we want to be. That's good. That's right around the market where we want to be. I love it. So what do we say? So just to recap, Panthers under 19.5 points, RTS anytime, DWZ anytime. That's the crucial. $10.74, baby. Get on it. Get around it. And with our three units on that. Come with me, you dog. What could we win? $300? Roughly, yeah. So $30. That's still good if we win that. Roughly. See what you did there. Oh, that's all right.

Why are we trying to go so big? I'm happy with the $300 win. That'd probably be our biggest win because we... Yeah. Can you tell yourself that? Try on. Can you tell yourself that? Don't get this stuff. He was looking at big bucks earlier and he was like, oh man, I like this one for $390, but that's too short. And I was like, bro, if you just, if we all, like if you, me and Cody all put a $4 leg in, I'm like, you're up at around $54 lots. He's like, holy shit. I was like, I know.

That's what I'm trying to tell you, my friend. I know. You've got to go big or go home. That's what I think. That's what we're here for. Let's talk. Speaking of big bark. Big bark. Oh, oh. And speaking of sticking right on that $4 mark, my one for the big bark. You've nailed it. Dylan Lucas at Four Shmackos. Right on the money. Dylan Lucas. Right where we want to be. Anytime. Try a score for the Knights. I personally love it.

My only concern, hopefully he gets over in the first half. Don't be a hater, brother. No, I love it. No, it'd be a hater. Because I've got him in my super coach team, so I'd love him to score. I'm just worried about his minutes with Kipier Paul, Pierce Paul, someone, KPP. You've just got to say three first names and you'll get it eventually. But no, I love it. I reckon he's a good shot. He should be lower than $4. I was surprised he was that high, to be fair.

To be fair, to be fair, to be fair. To be fair. What about you, Jakey boy? I feel like we're only talking about two games right now, but I'm all about it. And I've gone for my big bark, another edgy to score any time.

And for me- That's enough. Three teams, but anyway. Two nights, Thursday, Friday. That's what I meant. Anyway, I went Kurt Capel to score for the New Zealand Warriors. Another Kiwi player, warrior player, I mean. I just think he's at $4.30 odds, which I'm like, that's some value there. That's Chiosi for an 80-minute edgy to score against one of his old teams, against the Sharks' left hand, who just the last two years have been horrible.

Probably run against Trindle, smaller body. I think he's crashing over. We know Sean Johnson loves to go right. I know he's probably going to run 40 decoys, but he's going to get the ball one time, and he's going to score that one time. He just needs it that one time. He's going to score that one time. Or off a kick. He loves a try after kick. He's going to be out there also trying to prove the Broncos. They made a mistake letting him go.

They made a mistake letting him go, and I think he's going to score any time. At 5.30, that's fucking good odds. At 5.30? 5.30. You're right. What time does the game kick off? Six o'clock. No, Jake. I ain't be Jake When I said New Zealand Five o'clock So he's going to score At 5.30 Oh that'd be alright Yeah nice.

He's got no idea down there Nah he needs to stand up He's fucking dodging And weaving Yeah bloody oath Fuck in I've gone to Sunday For my big bar Oh we're going to wait All the way to Sunday We're going to get two legs up We're going to be, Offered for some cash money The two legs up On the shoulders Just ready to go Probably the best way To go about it So we don't waste still on Saturday night. Yeah, that's true.

I don't know if I was... I was talking about it in the preview, I think, where Izako and Hammer combined for a bulk amount of tries. They're the only ones that have scored for the Dolphins against the Cowboys in the previous year. So I've taken the Hammer and Izako to combine for two plus. So just one each. One of them scored two, whatever. Just as long as they combine for two or more, baby. And that is a juicy $3.75. Which I know we've got a few mathematicians out there,

When you combine all three of those legs, guess what we get, boys? $28. $54. You're both terribly wrong. $93.74. Jesus Christ. Big Daddy coming in. That's what you want right there. That's for Dylan Lucas any time, Kurt Capewell any time, into Hammer and Azarco for two or more. I'm frothing it this week. I don't know if I see the Dolphins scoring two or more tries, though. Against the Cowboys. I feel like they're going to score two tries and that's

it. So hopefully the two tries... Yeah, it's going to be those two. Okay. I love it. I love $93 odds. I don't like it. I only see them score on two tries. It was going to be them. Get nervous a bit. I love it. Love that. Anyway, guys. Someone who throws up bad bets all the time. He really rags on our bets. Although, to be fair, in the last week, he took Rooster's minus six and a half. That was the only one that got up. Kyle, let's finish it off. Let's just chuck our bets for the people again on

Muttley Cruise. is make it nice and simple so they can hear it. What have we got? Nice and simple. Well, I can do simple. We've got Panthers for the crucial bet, sorry. For the crucial bet, we've got the Panthers under 19.5, RTS any time, DWZ any time for a bloody good value bet at $10.74. Yum.

And then obviously, fucking oath, get all around it. And then for the big buck, if you want to have a big fucking swipe, big bucks, big returns, big everything, big chutzpahs, we've got Dylan Lucas anytime into Kurt Capewell anytime into the Hammer and Azarco 2 plus for a measly 93-74 beautiful that's a lovely weekend of tips enjoy your football weekend boys get around rugby league round one and we'll see you next week to retalk about Newcastle dominating retalk.