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#9 Beer, Bets & Tips: Time to get Magical

Apr 30, 20251 hr 5 minEp. 97
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Welcome to a special episode of FOMO, as hosts delve into the chaotic world of this week's NRL Magic Round. Joined Jake is joined by Kyle and Cody, the conversation kicks off with light banter about missing out on life's moments and a surprise gift of a Bloke jersey. Amidst the laughs, the team dives into a packed agenda.

The episode highlights the upcoming Knights vs. Rabbitohs match, anticipating Newcastle Knights' strategies against the injury-prone Rabbitohs line-up. Will Knights seize this opportunity, or fold under the pressure?

Listeners get an overview of NRL's Round 8, reliving the Broncos' triumph over Bulldogs, and the unexpected Tigers' victory against the Sharks. From the ANZAC specials to a New Zealand victory over Newcastle, the team debates player performances and potential team shifts.

The episode closes with a look ahead to the Storm vs. Raiders clash, exploring Storm's robust gameplay and the Raiders' fight to prove they're a top-four contender. With expert predictions, betting insights, and a humorous take on rugby league nuances, this episode is perfect for fans gearing up for a thrilling week in Rugby League.

Transcript

Intro / Opening

He laughed at me. Wow. Injecting, injecting like 15 minutes and four half time.

Welcome to the Mother Crew

Welcome ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the mother crew and here we are for a special episode of FOMO. And I'm here with Kyle and Cody.

FOMO: The Magic Round

How we doing lads on this beautiful evening? A bit late. We vibing? We're not doing the normal podcast mate. We're doing this special episode FOMO are we? Yes, because I'm getting a lot of FOMO. Figuring out my opinions. Hey? Always. Look out. Off the dome, that one. Yeah. Real quick, like. Yeah. And like scatter down the end. FOMO? FOMO, you ask? It is because it's fucking magic around this weekend and I'm going to miss out and I'm missing out on life and love and.

You're going to go hang out the boys between 10 and 12? No. Or 12 and 2? No. 10 and 2? No. Why not? Because you cannot fucking move. And I don't really feel like doing that if I'm not there. If I'm not there, I don't want a fucking part of that. But, ooh, breaking news. I just got a little gift in the mail today. And fuck it, it looks sexy, boys. Bloke jersey has arrived. It is vibing. Fucking God, I'm both looking up like, what the fuck is he staring at? I just remembered I should chuck it on.

But yes, FOMO, magic round is on. Suncorp, Caxton will be rolling and vibing. And yes, unfortunately, instead of fucking partying all day, it is my busiest time of the year and it's fucking stressful. But you know. Love it. Life is life. And I'll be in Byron somewhere. That's not a bad thing. That's a good play. Covering from a wedding. You won't be watching much football this weekend, big dog. I'll try to. Friday night, probably not so much. This round will be magic in other ways for

you. Oh, won't it? Oh, yes, it will. And he's got the espresso on, so you know he's going to be vibing. He's looking for that dirty wedding sexual activities. Nespresso. Espresso. Oh, it's espresso. It's definitely not expresso. Not with me. It's fucking... I'm depresso.

Rugby League Round Eight Recap

Yeah, something like that. Anyway, beautiful. Let's talk some Rubber League and what round it was in round eight of Rubber League. Quick touch on here. We had... Can you allot two minutes just for... Well, we'll maybe go to Newsy, shut the fuck up. Sorry, boss. And it was time for the pretenders. Nah, nah, nah. I'm not going to say pretenders, but the time for the doggies to crash and burn and get hubbed. This will be fucking Jake's best week. By the Brisbane Broncos, 42-18.

No, because... Doggies finally losing. If fucking another team could actually play football, yes, you might be right. But no, they're still shit, so no. Anyway, we had the Broncos beat the Bulldogs, 42-18. Lovely. And then the Anzac specials, holy moly, it was Kyle's boy, Sandin Smith, 46-18, absolutely destroy the Dragons. I'm still- If he backed his boy with any grain of salt- Fucking- We would have some money. I'm still fucking mad.

What did you talk him up? No, no. I just don't understand why I didn't even look at taking him for player of the match. It's not normally something that you do this early on, is it? That's normally like finals. No, but like when you've got a player of the match available and you are absolutely dead set on someone. Absolute. I don't know if, but so maybe. I do absolutes.

And I should have, I was, as soon as I saw him fucking ripping it up, I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot for not even, I didn't even look at his odds. Proper teared it too. Oh yeah. And someone over here did it. And got in the bin. He did it all in 70 minutes.

That's his potential, boys That's what I've been calling That's what I've been telling you I know he's capable of that He's only 21 Look to this week Gaining 28 points A super coach, Yeah And I'm going to play him this week When I didn't play him last week That's going to be a trap Nah, he's going 150 Then we went up to. New Zealand And they showed some Anzac spirit And got up for the New Zealand country And they beat The Newcastle Knights who scored two tries. Whoa. Yay.

And Ponga hates football. Little butterfly claps. Thank you. I appreciate that. Wait, do you reckon Ponga's going to make a mid-season request to join the Roosters? Nah, mate.

Player Highlights and Predictions

Nah, mate. New little whispers. Mark Nowoski, next fullback for the Roosters, mate. Any hurt? Any feels? And then we went to Melbourne. I've got plenty of feels. We went to Melbourne. I heard Derm Young. Derm. And Derm Young. Yes, Dom Young, back to the Knights mid-season. Yes, please. Have you heard that? I'll take him, bro. Yeah, I thought you said back to fullback. I'll take him and then we'll pay half his salary.

I reckon Kai Pierce-Paul to the Tigers and then Galvin to the Eels and then Brown. I would love that too. Just let it all happen. And then Melbourne Storm got the job done, but they didn't get the job done like they should have. And they won, but they didn't pump 24-16 over the Raptors. That made a lot of sense. Good work for the Rabbits. Just trying to fill out your exam. Did you hit that fucking word target? I was just trying to get a fucking multi, mate.

And then we had Saturday and we had some fucking Cowboys, bro. They turned it on. Fucking turned the heaters on. Fucking fuck. And pumped the Gold Coast Titans. 50 to 18. Gold Coast out of the running for winning. And then we got to Saturday night and it happened again. It happened again. Penrith suck again. And Penrith are on the bottom of the ladder. It's pretty wild. For them to be lower on the ladder than the Knights is just diabolical. Right, they're last.

That's what I mean. They just won four years ago. Now they're last. And I'm like, yeah. They're just making it real hard for themselves. They're just trying to see how fucking hard they can go. The thing that I said, you'll be ahead of the Pandas. Woo-hoo. Well, that's good. Yeah, but you'll be the worst attacking team in the cup. Oh, that's bad. You'll be two positions ahead of the Roosters. Oh, that's good. You'll be 14th. Oh, that's bad.

Yes, it was Manly got the win who played well. Turbo back, played well. Nice. And then we got to Sunday. And oh, I actually very thoroughly enjoyed both these games. I got to actually watch them not fucked. It was good. And it started off with the Raiders just, you know, falling asleep for about half an hour and then be like, oh, we're actually a good football team this year. Let's win. Borsk. And beat the Dolphins 40 to 28. What a game. It's been playing too good,

mate. It's too easy for them. They just want that bit of a handicap. Yes. Just letting Ricky Stewart be like, oh, my gosh, we suck again. Oh, right on. And then we had maybe the game of the round. And fucking drama galore. West Tigers beat the Sharks 2018 in extra time. That was a fucking red hot game. Extra time red hot game. It's not even arguable. Arguable? You're talking. I don't think that's the right word. I reckon the Broncos game could be. The one thing that is 100% moving forward

is Talon May does not get subbed off. He doesn't like getting subbed off. He's a fucking weapon, eh? Apparently he subbed him off for like five minutes. And when he come off, it was like the 68th minute and he was blowing up going, why are you bringing me off? Leave me on. He should have stayed off for at least another 10 minutes. I might've won my classic super coach. Cause you know. You were no chance. Mate, bro. Honestly, this week. I can't believe it flipped that much for you. This week.

If you're going to score $1,100. $1,100. If you're going to score $1,100 points and think you're going to fucking win this week, you're an idiot. Mate, I had a terrible week. I had a terrible week. You don't deserve your car. I had a terrible week, but I nearly won. When he goes, I was up 30 last night. Because he's like, I can't believe I got done by updates. And I had a look. I'm like, brother, you lost by 70. 50 or 60, yeah.

Hold on, what? I was up by 30 when I went to bed. It's a 100-point swing, pretty much, bro. Holy fuck. Terrell May got an extra 20 points. Jerome Luai got an extra 30 points. Yeah. Terrell May got an extra 20, which was old mate's captain. So there's an extra 40. And Luai got pumped up 20. Plus whatever. And he must have had someone go down. Tommy Starling, he lost like 20 points.

It was rough. Because when he's like, I was up, I was like, there's no way you were up before upgrades, bro that's fucked that's a swing but it was a it was a great game at Leicard Tigers got an awesome win and the Sharkees they just fumbled fumbled the bag and, Oh, Nico Hines, that was so close. Fuck, I feel like I was red hot. But then they didn't go to him again. Anyway, that was round eight of Robbie Lee. But now let's get into it. It's magic time. It's a magic show.

It's a magic round. Give him two minutes. No, I've had much to add. But seriously. I was just going to quickly do the relapse recap on the points. How do we go? Tipping wise. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. That's what I thought you wanted the little bit of time for. Boys, actually. I know. I tipped very well again. Thank you very much. So. I'm catching. Just suck your own cup. Robbie didn't pick a try scorer, though. Well done, buddy. You finished second for head-to-head picks this week.

Oh, someone get me. Yeah, so Cody, you got four head-to-head. I was going to say, did I win? No. Jake, you got five and I got six. Only four. What a loser. I got six on real life. Yeah, so this is all make me. Oh, that's right, because it's Muttley Crue, so I'm always going to tip Newcastle, and I changed in real life because. Oh, because you don't back your own team. I did. Oh, see, you and I did the swap, because in real life, I tipped the Knights.

Idiot In this I had In this I had Warriors Warriors And I'm like Yeah they're going to win easy And then Having a few drinks On the Saturday night I'm like Nah Nice to win, Anyway On the lines Jake and Cody Tied with four I got three Now this was An extraordinary, Yeah this is This is Outrage With the try scores Not a single person Got one No actually Oh Jake got one He got Jeremiah And I So he got two points Oh, yes. Well done, bud. Lovely. You and I were on a fucking tear this week.

Tipping and Betting Insights

I got five. Oh, my God. Points or try scorers? Well, all my try scorers were one point. Okay. So I got five out of eight. You got six out of eight, Cody. So you got Bronch and Zeb. I knew I started off strong. You went three in a row twice. So you got Jerry, Marky Mark, Charnsey. Missed on Kane Bradley. You didn't even fucking play. Yeah. And then hit Purdue, Oluquatu, Farnsworth. And then missed on Nakora. 7 points.

I missed on Karaz, hit Tedesco, Charnsey, Pappenhausen, missed on Drinkwater, hit Targo and Sebastian Chris, and then missed on Buller. Jake. Now, this is Jake's run. Katooni Stacks, miss. Angus Crichton, miss. Dylan Lucas, miss. Jerome Hughes, miss. Nanai, hit. Thomas Jenkins, miss. Hardy Young, miss. Lachie Galvin, miss. You know you've gone to Eli Katoa a lot of times. Yep. He scored last week, brother.

Yeah. I love the fact that whenever we take someone after they've scored like a double or a hat-trick, he goes, they're not going to score again. But he's gone fucking Huddy Young after he's gone back-to-back-to-back doubles. Just riding him, bro. So overall for the week, Jake, you came last again with 11. I got 14 and Cody topped out with 15. Let's try scoring shit. Nah, dumb. So at the end of eight rounds, boys, Cody's still in first on 103. I'm on 99, not out, and Jake is on 82.

Mate, what we wanted was closer. So then you want to add more shit and you reckon it. Take out your eyes, because Oric is very close. If you just go lines and head-to-head, it'll be very close. We can only go off last year's performance, and you were like 20-something behind us on just normal tips. Yep, you're correct. Cody's still up by 10 on just normal tips. Hold on, normal tips and lines or just normal tips?

Just straight head-to-head tips. Yeah, it's very close. Jake and Cody are tied on 34. I'm on 33. Now, that's what the fans want, mate. No, you know what the fans want? You needed last year. You know what the fans want? You've had a potential 100 points for try scorers. You've got 19. Yeah, you can't blame us for hitting. So, in retrospect. Okay. So, I've had, listen, I've had a potential of 97 points. So, three less. And I've scored 38. Fuck, that's a pretty good strike rate. 39%.

You've had a potential of 101, so the most. And you've hit 30, so you're at 30%. Not bad. But Carter, bring it in at 19%. Well, nice hitting, boys, and that means you must have won a lot of money on your sports bets. Yep. Yeah. Fucking oath. Put those all into a fucking lucky dip.

Upcoming Games Overview

Since you're chirping about fucking winning bets, I hope you won a couple. No, but I can't tip, obviously. Yeah, not me. Tom Starling to score. And then, boys, so same gamers. We don't really need to discuss that. 19 points, not 19 try scorers. Yeah, you're right. It's probably only like 10. Yeah, so same gamers. Carter, well done. You took Broncos 1-12. Never good on a margin. Actually, did you actually hit one? Oh, yep.

Raiders-Dolphins, either team by 12 or less. That was the only tip right for the week. Carter? You've nailed that. So you did a Kodi from last week, got one out of nine. Yeah. At least this week, I only had six opportunities, so I couldn't go 0-9 again. No, you went 2-6. You did all right. Yeah, woo! So yeah, same gamers were pretty average. Crucials, I'm the only one that hit. I got Tedesco, told you it was an absolute fucking lock. Who was I on? You're on Casey McLean.

Fucking loser. And Jake had Storm to be up by nine or more at half-run. I thought you got up, Cody. I thought I let us down again. No. The Casey McLean's trying to get disallowed or something. Yeah, it must have. Yeah, that's right, because it got up. I'm like, fuck, I'm not going to get the end of this. I let the boys down, and I was so fucking sure. That's why I sprayed Melbourne a bit for winning, but not winning that well

before. But it doesn't matter, because that didn't get up. Yeah, right. Okay. You must have got disallowed. I'm sure you went over, and I was like, oh, I fucking threw my hand. And then, yeah, big bucks. Katoni Staggs for Jake, Leah Tower for you, Cody, and I had cried on first, second, or third. Could have went Pompeii. Anyway, end of this week, boys. End of this week. Hey, onwards and upwards, baby. That's what I was trying to find. Onwards and upwards.

Well, let's rip in. We've got magic round. I'm going to say it again. There's no Thursday night game, though. We don't start till Friday. Hey, hey, hey, hey. There is a Thursday night game. You fucking watch your fucking inequality. You fucking bigot. You fucking fraud. I'm talking about NRL here. But yes, you are correct. It's NRL. W. It's not even that. It's representative. State of origin. W. I haven't even looked at it. You're not even allowed to call yourselves the

Sky Blues anymore. You're getting fucking some soccer team. Trademark. Trademark. You're back to just the fucking. Blues woman. Whatever blues women. I'm like, yuck. But yes, you're right. It is Thursday night game. Queensland versus New South Wales blues women. Back to back, baby. And the blues women are favorites. Yeah, because they're the best looking. Oh, yeah. But the Queenslanders just know where to get it done. No. New South Wales, 13 plus. Queensland, 1 to 12. New South Wales,

1 to 12. Upton with a double. J.B. Tattman, two trials or more. Abbey Church, Eddie Cullen. I've fucking tried so many times. Elizabeth Kelly, for a hard drink. Okay, now we get a bit fucking sketchy. No, I'm just having a laugh there. But she will score one. Are you going, Kyle? No. I feel about going. You'll be able to get tickets to that game. I'll be able to get tickets to the magic round.

I can get tickets to work for 10 bucks. You gotta get your chest Chest tattered Yeah I do You gotta try and fucking get that done Yeah I bit you like last time I didn't bit you had it Rubbed off. We didn't do nothing. Just go get tattooed at fucking 9 o'clock at night. It made it for the tattoo parlors open at 2am. I am not going there. True. Well, let's get ripped in. Friday, we start off with an interesting game here.

We got the Cronulla Sharks coming off an upsetting win up against the Parramatta Eels off the bye.

Game Previews for Magic Round

A couple of sea urchins. But off also their first win of the year. Looking for another back-to-back win. Mitchell Moses coming back into it. Keane has a fucking fiddle. Heroddy out. Iro back in for the Sharkies. Should be a good game, I'm thinking, boys. But I think even though the Sharks did lose, they did look dominant for some of the game, but then they just have lapses. But I think it should be dry, and I think they're going to be too good for the Parramatta Eels, in my opinion.

Sharks. Sharks will win well. Sharks and Sharks. Yeah, mate. I don't even know what the line is, but nah. Five and a half. Pretty fucking close. Five and a half is the line. Oh, that's one of the longer ones. That's what she said. She didn't. Not to me anyway. And AFB is going to crash over this game. It's been a couple of weeks. He's chasing points. And Parramatta, you know, they're bottom couple on the ladder for a reason. So a little bit leaky in the middle.

Oh, fucking Geimer's going to fucking shot him. Please do something. Get me some points. He's still on my Supercoach team, that fucking dead weight. Have you got Guymer in your classic? Yeah, bro. I've had him from the start and he's made nothing. I can't get rid of him. Because he hasn't been playing? I bought him in for a sneaky on the bench for draft just because he's starting. So I've got him on the bench as an emergency. Oh, the waivers were today.

Someone wrecked me. Someone got my waiver. Which one did you want? I actually got my first waiver, so I'll take that. I'll try to get a sneaky second waiver. I got one of two. I got one or two. I got my second option. I got- I got- Because Happy got mine. I didn't get any because- He got mine too. He was my second. Who? Happy got you. Yeah, Happy. Yeah. That's what I wanted as my fucking first one, but Happy got him the dog. But I got- I got confused because the waivers were Thursday last week.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, fuck this. I got the Tigers halfback playing- I mean, the Dragons halfback because he's a 5'8". I did see that. I needed a 5'8", so Malsk. So I got 13 this week, so I'm happy with that. Riss old fucking Locky Elias, let him behold.

You can't even play for the dragons you don't deserve to be in my team so kyle yeah who's been in the same man thinking eels back to back two in a row i need to check the team list here yeah he's playing all right yeah eels eels oh sharks they're flat track bullies i'm telling you they played they played on the sunday yeah turning it around into a friday short turnaround after overtime, not playing at Shark Park. Knights, sorry, Eels are well-rested.

Moses just seemed to make a massive influence on that team. And I think he's going to unlock Isaiah Iongi a lot better too at fullback. So, yeah, Eels, Eels. I'm like, I'm surprised the Sharks are five-and-a-half-point favorites. I know Eels are bottom of the table, but they looked all right before their bye. And they could only get better, right? And give me well Pennissini anytime. Well. Well. Well. Give me well, Penicini. I hope you don't get crook Penicini, I'll tell you that much.

Oh, fucking hell. Well, you think you're fucking funny, eh? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, well, look, I'm probably just funny. Oh. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. I'm going to split the cherry like I normally do.

Player and Team Predictions

Heels to win and sharks to cover the line. Something like that. Yeah, I'm going to go fucking sharkies with eels covering. And... I'm going to go in his return, old Kyle Iroh, to continue his tri-scoring form, now back in the team. He changed his name. It's Kyle Iroh now. Hmm. Yeah, he's too good looking for a Kyle anyway. Yeah, Kyle sounds rich. Sounds like... He's Huss. He's Superman. That's Kyle Owl, isn't it? It's Kyle Owl. Beautiful. Kyle Owl.

Oh, yeah, because I'll listen to you about fucking that sort of shit. Yeah. I'm very informative on the subject. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries. Which Harry Potter was he in again? From Mordor. So new week. Fellowship of the Ring. No fellowships touching my ring, brother. That's the wrong Lord of the Rings movie, that one, mate. Oh. Got the wrong pirated DVD. Yes, you do. Yeah, that's why I've never really watched them. That tree was not a tree.

No, no, no. No, Pirates of the Caribbean was a completely different franchise. Oh. Anyway, a new week of... That was the one with Spock. is a new round of... Beam me up, Freddie. A new round of multis, Cody. So let's get on a good start here. Let's hit some legs. Let's might even hit a bet. Oh, Jesus. Time for some... Let's hit a bet. It's magic time. You hit a fucking bet. Oh, yes. Let's go. I've hit the most recent one, dickhead.

Yeah. You hit one out of nine legs, brother. I hit the most recent one. Oh, fucking well done. Thank you. Be humble. Sit down. I am sitting. Well, to follow on, to be honest, though, Jake is standing. Fucking tall bloke over here. You're not standing for much, I'm telling you. He's got, what, 15 centimetres on me? Jeez. Yeah, horizontally. Fucking hell. Anyway, so I've got Kyle Leroy, Willem Kennedy, and fucking Bailey Somerton. Wilton Kennedy.

Wilton and Kennedy? Wellam. I've got Wellam Kennedy. Well. I've got KL Iroh, and Will.i.am. Kennedy, and Belay Simonson. Ooh, nice. Anytime try scores. $9.80. Iroh and his return, the Dalliem fucking player of the year, and just some guy named Bailey. Some teacher. Yeah. So all of that, nice, easy, 14 schmacks. Ooh. Even. Just even. Bang on. Does not like a try, that fullback. Does not like a try. Does not like a try. Sure.

Same Game Multi Strategies

You've obviously not been watching rugby league games. Next game. Are we on the next one? We're done? Yes. And we're walking into Kyle's Chookpen. We've got the Roosters coming off their second best win of the year. Also, they're only their third win of the year. Damn it, that would have been better. Was that one? No, that one, three. But yes, we've got the Roosters up against the mighty Dolphins in their home away from home.

Friday night, Roosters home game. How are we vibing, Kyle? I'm actually kind of pissed that this is our home game. Like, and we're going to get to it a bit later, but the Dolphins and the Broncos, both away teams this week, is so fucked, and I'm just, it's dumb. Like, it is fucking dumb, and it pisses me off. But anyway, we'll, it doesn't matter. The thing that gets me with that is normally, I understand, because normally Manly bring a home game up here.

So then they had been doing it at the Magic round. But now Manly aren't there, and Brisbane still aren't the home team. I know. So that confuses me. It pisses me off to no end. Like, at least have Dolphins and Broncos. Yeah, but Broncos need a couple of away games, mate. We can't have all home games. Dolphins welcome back Jeremy Marshall-King, which is a nice return after their loss last year, last week. I think they're going to be up for this game. I think the Roosters better watch their self.

Depends what Roosters are going to show up. The team that won games or the team that lost games. Probably the one to 17 that got named during the week, probably. I hope so. Yeah, well, you never know. Never know. Dom Young could get brought back in. Oh, fuck me. I'm throwing my phone if he does. For Daniel Tupou. No, it's like for like, I guess. Dislike for dislike. Yeah.

Sunday Game Previews

Look, boys, it's not even a question. Roosters, roosters. The Hawaiian's half a point, so as long as it's not a draw, you've- Tough one. I'm going to take the Hawaiian. And Jake swapped this bloke. I didn't really know who to pick because I was sick of picking one-pointers. Why? It works for you. Yeah, no, because I can see that it's going to happen. I'm taking the CYW Wong.

Oh, you're playing at Jake's Downfalls. I still think the Roosters are shit this year, and they can only get up for really, really big games. So I'm going to go Dolphins to win. We're so ahead of you. Oh, yeah, because Newcastle were great. I'm going Dolphins to win, and I'm going to go my boy. Here we go. Who's my boy? Who are we going to score? I don't know. Who is your boy? You've got a different boy every week. It's magic round. Who likes a bit of magic? Hammer. Hammer scoring.

Surely. You're right. That's who I was not going to go, though. I have heard. You just fucking banged on it because you were thinking about it too hard. I have heard that he is Jew. Oh. Ish. Jewish. Nah, not circumcised. Well, I mean, whose fucking same game is it? So I'm going to jump in here because we fucking. Well, you're the last one anyway, so. Just waiting for you, mate. Yeah, I know.

It's his. We fucking. Yeah, he jumped in. The big fella Run his own accordion over here Oh yeah mate I'm actually gonna go For the fucking I'm gonna spice it up here A little bit And go the first one of the year I'm gonna call the draw Oh, The golden point I'm calling The draw Like golden point Or draw How are we working on this Nah draw It's 80 minutes If you call the draw It's the 80 minutes Five points, Two points It's only two points Oh Not five Jeez if it was five Holy I'd be

picking it everywhere Just in case, I feel like it should be three to be honest, last week was the first one wasn't it that was the first draw so you'd still be ahead of Jake anyway, so I'm going to draw and I'm going to pick you're obviously taking that's what I'm saying three points. I'm going to take I'm going to take Herbie again he was nice to me last week so yeah I'll roll it into my same game I got the hammer I feel like he's definitely scoring And I'm liking Billy Smith. He didn't...

Bruce just kept going right and, you know, straight. I hope he has a good game. He wasn't very good for me, super coach. No. That's ya. He's got it in him. He's got potential, that kid. And then I'm going to go good old faithful James Sadesco to score. But... I'm going to him to score. Good old faithful. And he scored one try all year. The first time he's taken him. Yeah. No, no, but good old faithful. But I'm not just going to him to score. I'm going to him, you know.

When does Teddy. Three or more. When does he shine and thrive? When he proven you that he's the fittest bloke. Because, you know, he just keeps going and going and going. So he's going to score his try in the second half. Well, but is he in there? So, yes. And that's going to get you $18.50, boys. Get around that one. It's going to get you negative five bucks. See how I'm going positive, mate. New week, new round of magic, new multis, ticks. $95. Wanker.

I'm trying to just salute wanker. And we'll get to Super Saturday, three games of football at Suncorp Stadium in a row. And I feel like the first game- Is not so super. And not many people will be there. People will be sleeping in, having a little enjoyment. I reckon there'll be more people at the NRL, at the women's origin than this game. Fuck off, dickhead. Yeah. This is a fucking legitimate poosling of this. That game will have like maybe 15,000 until about halftime.

I reckon you could put on a New South Wales Cup game or a Q Cup game and get more attendance. Because this is, with full due respect to the Rabbitohs, and I don't normally do that, but this is a fucking shit-slinger if I've ever seen one. Hey, good to see Jai Gray back at the fullback, though. Yes, that's why. Yes, we have the South Sydney Rabbitohs up against the mighty Newcastle Knights, baby. Yeah, we know that. You've got to stop saying mighty. You reckon? You changed up a bit? Yeah.

Well, how's it going for you so far? Just the Knights. Mighty has a vibe. It has a way of saying it. But they're not mighty. No, they're not. They're tiny. But yes, and this game has been... Can't score. The Rabbitohs... They made me like a mighty win. The Rabbitohs can't... Probably not. Can't play a week without getting injuries. Luttrell's out. Sounds like Jackie White has been out today. Yeah. Did see that. That's breaking news. That's breaking. Did hear that on the vibe. What wrong?

Hemi, just one or two week. Oh, Jesus. Oh, great. Just another one. What did Hemi do? Rabideaux love, Rabideaux love an injury. I don't know if they love them. But they must have like terrible medical stuff. I reckon the Roosters medical staff stormed to them. I might sound like a broken record writer here, but it's Saturday afternoon.

Final Game Predictions

It's going to be a dry track. I plead a Rabideaux's team. It's got to be time for Newcastle Knights to win. Okay, you versed a depleted Warriors team last week. No, we didn't. It's been their same team all year. They're just pumping teams, mate. They're coming fourth. That had no James Fisher-Harris. They haven't for so long, mate. That was their second week without him. Second week. No AFB. No RTS. No Tohu Harris. No RTS. Yeah, mate. No Dylan Walker.

They were a top-field team, mate. We're best around those here and not top-field. So you're still taking the Knights. Newcastle, we're going to win. You're fucking delusional. We're going to win a lot. Go on. Take him 13 plus. I am. 13 plus, mate. We're on. We're on. Oh, okay. Who's scoring? Go on. Say it. Gotta do it. I'm putting his name in. A double. Let's go. Come on. The only two that he's going to get is a grade two concussion. When are you going to get off that fucking ride?

Yeah, it's that for a red hot crack to get a concussion. Yeah, he's got to actually fucking do something. Goosey. What are you doing, Coats? Rabbits, rabbits. Rabbits, rabbits, because, you know, all you got to do is score, what, three tries and you beat the Knights. Yep. And I'm going to take Shear, little grey. Little grey, number one, back in his spot. I just realized, boys, a little stat here. He's going to run for 300 meters. What's your stat, stat? Two tries.

Are you going to say the stat? or are you just going to zone out? Seven tackle breaks. That didn't vibe. What's the stat? No, it's not right. It's not a factual stat, so don't worry about it. If it's not factual, then it's not a stat. Ponga scored two, Knights would win. I reckon Ponga will score two and you'll still get your stat. I just remembered the one good time of Newcastle this year. It was like last year, doesn't it? That's during the bye when no one was talking

about it. It was up against the Dolphins and I was like, oh, was that at Suncorp? But it wasn't. And I was like, oh, we actually scored. Oh, so you went off early. For all five tries. It's not like you. Mate, you've obviously seen my playbook because I've gone rabbits, rabbits, grey. Hey, there we go. We know what we're doing over here. Look, and I'm pretty sure we ran the same play. That's why we're within four and 15 ahead of him. Mate, and we ran the same play against the Knights last week.

We both went Warriors, Warriors, Charnsey. And guess what? Tick, tick, tick. We do know the Knights are shit. Yep. That's just guaranteed points against the Knights. Guaranteed. Oh, fuck. So it's nice to know that the Rabbitohs are versed on the buy this week. And for my same gamer, and it really fucking pisses me off that you've taken Caelan Ponger, Jake, because I've put him in me multi. Oh, no. Yeah.

And I've paired him up with old Jai Gray. For the fullies. And I don't know what his first name is, but Bentley Hope. At any time. I think it's Bailey. Bailey, Bentley, Hope, Joy Gray, and Caelan Ponga. I tell you what, there is a fair bit of hope in that. It's Bentley Hope. It's Bentley Hope. Huh? Well, the name that I had here was Hope. It might be Hapay. Oh, it is Hap. Hapay. Hapay. Bentley. I'm going with Bentley. Ponga, Bentley, and Gray. 15-50.

Not touching the Newcastle at the left edge. First time ever. and I don't hate it. I was going to say, brother, I've got one or two. I've got only two chances to get it right. Now we get to the Saturday mid-game, and this is a sneaky game of the round here.

Wrap-Up and Best Bets

We've got the Warriors, fourth, top four on the ladder, red hot team at Magic Round. You know the WIRE fans are going to be going off. They love it there. But they were going up against the Cowboys, who, they're sneaky coming six and absolutely pumped last week. And they're trying to, they're looking for form here. They're playing hard. They're playing fast. And you know they can score some points.

This is a tricky one. This is one of those ones that probably, what, four or five weeks ago, you probably wouldn't be looking forward to this game. But now, this is probably going to be one of the games of the round. Hopped here. Two teams just in form, getting wins, just having a red hot crack. I'm loving it. It's going to be a fucking rip-her. Well, boys, for me, the Warriors have won the last three against the Cowboys. So, and we were there last year at Magic Round when they beat Penrith.

This is basically a Warriors home game with the fans they get to come out to this game. I'm still not fully... I know the Cowboys put 50 on the Titans, but it's the fucking Titans, so well done. Give me Warriors. Titans beat the Roosters. Barely. Roosters beat Penrith. Thank you. There's some sort of inception thing going on. Well, Ruses also beat Broncos. And the Broncos beat the Bulldogs. And no one else beat the Bulldogs. So that means... Technically,

the Ruses beat the Bulldogs. The nice as shit. Oh, I see what you did there. X equals MC squared. Yeah, so Warriors, Warriors... X equals Ponga, you're scared. Anyway, yes, carry on. Warriors, Warriors, Metcalf. because I think he's going to, he likes the try line and I think in a big game like this, he'll find it. In front of the crowd, hit the game time in front of everyone. So, yes, I do like some of your stories there, Kyle. Kyle, you shouldn't do that. He might blow his Achilles.

See, it was 12 months to the day when he strained it last year. How fucking good. And he missed game four. And then we're playing it. Wow. Anyway. Anyway, I like your stories there, Kyle, but it's a big fake line you said. It's not a New Zealand home game because it's not in New Zealand. Really? They're not going to be as good. Is Suncorp not in New Zealand? Yes. Fuck, that's news to me. Well, you said it's a home game. There'll be more Warriors fans. No, I said it's basically a home game.

But it's not a home game. And that's what I said, basically. Your theories. There'll be more Warriors fans at that game. And then there are Knights and Rabideaus fans combined at that game. Flyer. Wrong. I want to get a count. What's Mini got to do with this? This is Jake Anyway Yes What are you doing then?

Cowboys would Win Warriors just lack a little bit Still in Australia They're only undefeated in New Zealand They've lost their couple games in Ausland And the Cowboys looked very good last week And I think they're going to keep rolling, Who's scoring? Somehow he didn't score last week When they scored 50 and that's Scotty Drink Bloke. And it's all about the bloke at Magic Round. You were all over bloke last week too. Yeah. I'm going to try my bloke jersey. Drink bloke.

Because I traded him in. It was very hot. Yes. You know what you need to do if you've got a headache? Drink water. Well, so for me, I'm not real happy about it now after I've heard Jake because I'm agreeing with Jake. So I've gone Cowboys, Cowboys, and... That's unusual. I thought you were going Warriors, hey, for the line. Yeah, the fucking... One and a half points. Seeing the bet that I fucking put through. Going, oh, yeah. Oh, how about going in? Wrong podcast, mate. That's a lot.

Blue and green doesn't usually go together. No. But that's... Damn, son. Isn't that yellow? Yeah. I was like, fuck, hang on a second. Am I going blind? Fuck it. It is yellow, right? That's why I bought it. I'll save the piss out of him. I'll crack at him. Yeah, anyway, so I've gone... Fuck, you're sexy. Now that's a bloke. Cowboys. Cowboys. And I'll go Jackson Perdue, who's in a bit of fucking form as of late. Oh, a sneaky chat that he could make the origin team. I don't like it. Long odds.

Long odds. I've got his number. Oh, what is it? In soup cage. I'll get him on the line. I'll keep him. And then, because I've got this one for my bets, I'm thinking that the Cowboys in front of the Suncorp fans are going to go fucking bananas. And I've got the North Queensland Cowboys 13 plus into Jackson Perdue, into one of fucking Jake's throbbers, Jeremiah Nanai. For a try. So the three of them, Cowboys, 13+, Nanai and Perdue for $15.75.

I like it. If you're a Cowboys fan, that's a nice, lovely try there. Bet there. Dylan, if you're listening. Yeah, Dylan, if you're listening, you still owe $20 for the last two weeks of Supercoach. I'm pretty sure he's got last week's done. I thought he's only done one out of the three. No. Yeah, he hasn't. Back to back to back. I've got the bank account. I've not received any money for the last two weeks. I do have to send him money for the card in last week, though. He sent one.

I'm sure he's gone three times in a row. That's all right. I'll message him after this, and I'll just be like, hey, how much do I owe you for the card in still? And I'll just take 20 bucks off that and move it across. Then he's evens. He just buys you a fucking card in a 10-pack every week just to cover his losses. It's looking that way, unfortunately, for him. He had a good week, and he still was last. Tell you, oh, I was close. I was like, oh, no, please don't.

April the 16th, he sent a screenshot. Was that two weeks away? Yep. Yeah, mate. Trust me. I'm tracking it all. Don't stress. All right? How about you just keep running this episode? Well, then let's get started. I'm doing my job. You do yours. Let's get started. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Saturday night. It's another. Sorry, what's your name? My name's Jack. And Saturday night, we've got another rip snorter of a potential game where we have two teams, you know.

So is it not going to go ahead? Got the old snort ripper. Two teams around the same level at the moment. Up and down, up and down. Bit up, bit down, bit up, bit down. And that's the Mighty West Tigers up against the Dragons. Dragons back. Dragon these nuts across your face. Dragons got a bit of magic this week and backing for magic round. Old mate got his way. Cody can't have a fight this week. I don't know what's going on. Oh, the bloke at the bar. Dargons.

Oh, the old Dargons. Yeah, I reckon he'll be at Magic Round this week and he can actually cheer on his team. Locky Ilias, RIP. He's not dead or anything. He just got dropped. Dropped. For, I don't know. And so did their young winger, Corey Allen, back in after his ACL. Good on him. I don't know, lads. It's a tough one. I don't like this game. Straight into it. Tigers. I'm going to hit you. Yeah. Mate. Tigers are right where they belong. They're sitting in ninth position.

I think that sort of somewhat gives them powers. Yeah. So when they're sitting in ninth, I'm fucking all over. Tigers. Tigers. And you know what? Fuck it. Lockie Galvin. Oh. My boy let me down last week. He looked good though, eh? Fuck, he's a good player. Whoever gets him. Oh, he's got it. Oh. Can we like Renegar, Dylan Brown and get Galvin instead? Ho, ho. Nah, he wasn't cocky. Should I come and fuck Renegar? What's that?

We don't like the halfback kicking person that we got, so we want to get another halfback kick. Oh, wait, neither of them are. You want a halfback, brother, with a kicking game? No, we don't. And you keep picking fucking gamble. Just pick Hastings, bro. Gamble's had one game, mate. Just get Hastings back in. You don't want to pick that other fucking, the other good one, the actual decent half you've got in your fucking system. I just love how we've already gone past the nights. But anyway,

so I'm going Tigers-Tigers. That's obvious because the Dargons are shit. And I don't know who's going to score. Jerome, why, fuck it. Gross. He's so nice scoring. Oh, he's going to go left foot, left foot, left foot, left foot, left foot, left foot, left foot, try. It's basically going to be the exact same thing you said two weeks ago on the potty. I think he just showed me a revelation about the Tigers, Cody.

It's that they're coming 9th, but that's their spot. They'd never get past 9th, so they're going to lose this game. Dragons are going to win. They're all going to win together. All the top 9 teams. I highly doubt that's possible. Doesn't one of them have a bye? Oh, no, that's the Eels. No, Manly. Yeah, Manly are in there, so technically... I'm sure there's two top 8 teams bursting at each other, though. Probably. Joy.

Yeah, we just had it with fucking Cowboys with Warriors. So, yes, I think the Dragon's going to win going off that theory. And the boy that's going to score is Dylan Egan. Had a shit game last week. He's going to come back, crash over for a try. Oh, Kim Kardashian. Get us some money and some points. It's super good. Kim Kardashian. Can come in the back door. And, yes, boys. Oh, please. This is my same gamer, and it's a bit of a tough one because I don't really know the result, obviously.

If you knew the results and still betting this sort of shit, you'd need to get some help. Fuck, can we start betting after we know the results? That'd be fucking unreal. We're doing it wrong, guys. I've got... Yeah, can you keep the markets open until full time and then I'll place my bets, please. I've got the young Corey Allen to score on his return. Is he young, though? No, he's not that young. Yeah.

I've got Brett Naden to score a double. You got it. And I've got Dragons with a six and a half points. Start, yeah. Because I feel like if the Tigers do win, they're not going to win by much. So, yeah. Oh, fuck. This is a Cody better, yeah. That's. Naden for two. Corey Allen, who's coming off an ACL, ended Naden for two. He's playing his fucking, what, third game? Third game. Hasn't scored yet. So, you know. Okay, Cody, just off that. What would you think the odds would be for this?

Like, if you're going to take it, if you see that- It seems like a disgusting bet, so I feel like it would be lower than you'd expect. But like, what would the odds need to be for you to take that bet? To follow him? Yeah. Fucked. At least 27.50. You're not far off. 21.50 we're getting, so nah. 21.50. That's pretty sure. It was 27.50, I think, if you just went Dragons to win, but I wasn't confident they're going to win. But I don't think they're going to lose by a lot. So 21-50. Thank you.

Yeah, but we also know what you're like on the lines. Yeah. I picked my own line, though. That's not a bad thing. Either team under 12, 60 points. Tick. Last week. Tick. My one tick. Yeah. Storm, minus eight and a half, not ticked. Okay, now let's get to Super Sunday. And again, the first game. But it is the Doggies up against the Gold Coast Titans. The Doggies looking for a bit of revenge. Can they get back on the horse? They are missing a lot of plays because they are dirty fucks.

But the Gold Coast also are missing a lot of plays because they get a lot of injuries and it happens. I would love the Gold Coast to win, but they're not going to. No, surely not. I'm going to tip Dogs with the Gold Coast line. However it works. What are you doing? Dogs to win, but the line. So just go Bulldogs-Titans, mate. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The line is 11 and a half. It's the biggest of the round. Yeah. I'm going to gobble that up. Yeah, you would gobble the biggest, wouldn't you?

And... I'll fucking Perry the pecker over here. To date you, yeah? Surely this is a week he scores, right? Nah, I'm not doing it. It doesn't matter who you pick, mate. You've hexed him. My boy's scoring. Jacob Preston. I never hex him. He scores when I pick him. He's won me money before. Yeah, no worries. You haven't picked him this week. this year. Oh! Well, that changes everything! Everything! Anyway, Cody, what have you got going on? You know what? You know what?

You know what? Yeah, I feel where you're going with this. Fuck it. Fuck the dogs. Oh, yes. He's off them. You know why? No for feeder. Titans drop. Oh, he's named in the... I thought he was in the reserves. Yeah, he is. I think he's 80th, man. 80th, man. I'm going to take the boil over. And the dogs to go back-to-back losses. Yes, with the Suncorp hex. Yeah. And get on the tits. Titans, Titans. Yeah. Brimson. He's good for a little toe ahead and regather. A little bit of a toe-y. Loves it.

Yeah, look, I really want to take the Titans. I'm not. Because the Bulldogs have had the luxury of spending a full week here, not having to travel. Come with me, brah. Nah. He's been hanging out for the fortnight. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Bulldogs will win this, but only just. So I'm taking Bulldogs head-to-head, Titans with the line, and give me Connor Tracy. Hey. You've got some fullbacks this week, Kyle. Mate, last week was all fullbacks for me. Number uno.

And I've got the same gamer here, boys. That's a value in this game, I reckon. It was. So. He puts... Homosexual in gamer. Yeah, right. That's a good one. So, I've taken Connor Tracy any time. I've paired him up with Marcelo Montoya to score in the first half. Old Montoya. Old thug. Thuganomics himself. The Bulldogs, so I don't know if you guys remember, the Bulldogs played the Titans in round two and that's when I was heavy on Montoya to score two.

He scored the- I was heavy then and still am now. Yeah, I am too. I am pay. Anyway, Montoya scored in like the fucking fifth minute or something. And didn't score again. Didn't score again. So I've learned from that and I'm just taking him in the first half this time. I was going to say, didn't we double up on him? Carved. Yeah. For a double or something? He went fucking bang early and then that was it? Yeah. Yeah.

And then because- We'd love to see it. Like, I don't trust any of the Titans to actually score. I've taken- Oh, but according to Jake, fucking Titans try scores are easy to pick. Yeah, they're not. I gave up after that week. Never again, man. So I've paired that up with Jerry, Crichton, or Karaz to score in the first half as well. He's gone early. He's gone early. This is like fucking Jake's bet last week, picking 83 blokes for $4.80.

Yeah, but no. That was the week before. So yeah, Connor Tracy anytime, Montoya first half, and either Jerry, Crichton, or Karaz first half, $10. Beautiful. Sure. Sure. 10 flat. 10 flat. 10-4, Kimo Sabe. Now, we finish off the Magic around with two crackers of a game. Well, it could be. They could be. But should we really be saying crack of a game when we're talking about the bottom of the ladder, Penrith Panthers? We weren't saying it. You were.

Yeah, cool. Penrith's the favorites for the top four, bro. Come with me. Come on, yeah. Come in, yeah. We have the bottom of the ladder. I haven't been there in ages, eh? Four in a row, Penrith Panthers up against the home away from home, Brisbane Broncos. Interesting game here. I see he's making himself laugh. Interesting game and it should be great. It'd be good to watch, but I've got no idea. I don't know. Panthers, who the fuck knows? You just never know what Broncos you're going to get.

And Panthers, for that fact. You thought they were back, and then they're not. Play rubbish again last week. Tell you what, if they're going to turn it around, it's here. And I think that the Broncos haven't really been able to string good performances back to back. You know what I like, though? But it's Xavier Willis and our wife. That's actually fucking red hot.

That's like out of everything that we sort of spoke about coming into the year and during in the weeks, I didn't see Xavier Willison pushing out to an edge, and I fucking like it. Big body. But, uh... Casey McLean has been dropped for Penrith after another piss-poor defensive show and not passing the ball. Piss-poor, eh? Yeah, man. That's bold coming from. Sorensen is out. He did not get his charge. Three matches for that bullshit. Three weeks. We challenged it.

I know, but fucking still for me racing for contact. Back to the game. I'm going Panthers, Panthers. When do we leave the game? What? Panthers, Panthers. Oh, you got to keep doing it, Kyle. Yeah, I'm just ensuring that the fucking Broncos win, mate. Why would you do that? It's Brisbane. Give me Liam Martin. Sure, have him. Fuck it. Give him all to you. You can have him all to yourself. Well, I'm going to sound like a broken record and I'm going Penrith, Penrith. Tukas.

Oh, fuck. I can't tip against them. Even though I should. It's the law of averages, brother. They suck. The only time I've tipped against them, they fucking won. I'm pretty sure that's the same for me. I feel like I should tip them so that the Broncos get the win, the same as the way Kyle was saying. Do you know who loves scoring against Brisbane? Could you tell us? Probably a lot of players. A lot of fucking Storm players. Nathan Cleary loves scoring against Brisbane.

Oh, he did it one time to crush our spirit and ruin our season. Peaceful in the grand final. That's the fucking game I'm talking about, dickhead. He loved that. He loved that. I'm sure he loved that try. Can you tell me one person who's never loved scoring a try in a grand final to win the game? Yes, we're men. Didn't win the game. Exactly. Didn't love it. Imagine scoring a hat-trick in the first half and losing. Imagine scoring a hat-trick and not being the best player on the field.

What are you laughing at, bud? Have you made a decision, Cody? Are you tipping the boys? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Broncos, Broncos, Arthas. Me, me, me, me, me, me. No. Broncos, Broncos, Mariner. I'm going to flip. I've gone to flip Saida. Makes sense. Although, I have arsed it up a little bit because I was trying to go left side, strong side, but Mariner's right side. So that's okay. It does throw a little bit of diversity out there into my fucking

same game. But that's running at Penrith left side, which is shithouse. So, I don't hate the play. So, I've gone Dean Mariner anytime. Yep. I've gone my mate, you know, my good mate that I love. Really rate him. Gamut Shibasaki. Okay, all weeks. Gamut Shibasaki, any time. And the big man we were talking about just before, Xavier Willison, to run some good lines. Isn't he on the right as well? He's, well, Jordan Rickey's back this week, so he'll be left. Oh, right. Out. All the Broncos.

All the Broncos. All on the Broncos. Broncos, Broncos, Mariner, into Willison, Mariner, at Shibasaki anytime, 17.25. And right there, that's how you fucking bet, boys. And then we finish off the magic round with probably the, should be the game of the round. It is second versus third on the ladder. So top four cracker of a game. And I think this is a game where we'll rate it. Are they a real top four team? Are they a top to tender up against the Melbourne Storm?

Top chicken tender. Melbourne Storm, you can see last week, they do miss Harry Grant a lot. He makes them so much faster, but they're still favorites for a reason. Puzzle town. And I still do believe the Storm will win. Beast head. Spoon. Storm will win. What is the line there, Kyle? It is five and a half, brother. They know how to do a line. I may be monster. It's almost like it's their job. I think Storm will win by like eight.

So Storm. So Storm Storm. Storm Storm. I hate those Melbourne players. They're probably over the cap again. Mate, look what the fucking Storm did in me car last night. I hate those Melbourne players. I hope the radars do play well and show the Storm that. Well, show you some ticker. And I don't know who's scoring. Ellie Katala's scoring. Nah, he scored last week, brother. He missed the boat. Jesus Christ. Yeah, look. I tipped him for last place.

And they were technically hey i'm not the only fucking loser because they were favorites for the spoon to start the year so i'm just as good as the betting agencies apparently i wish there needs to be a market to be like i feel like no it needs to be like race to 20 melbourne to win the game raiders something fucking like that well because i'd like to have a fucking stupid head start. Oh no you can but I can't because I'm not the same game multi in this one. Am I?

Oh well I don't know. So just fucking let me go. Okay. Let's go of my leg. Go for it Sonic. See me break out of my fucking shackles like gump. Nah so I'm just gonna go fucking storm storm, Money. Money. Money's going to see these young fellas. See these young fellas. Well, just Storm in general love the fucking. That's true. Love Suncorp. Normally, it's the Broncos that they're fucking pounding into the ground. Well, who was it the other year? The Knights, wasn't it? Nah.

Eels. They pumped the eels, didn't they? Did you go Storm Storm? Yeah, Storm Storm. Storm. Storm, Storm and Moneyball. Look. I'm also. I'm also. Big fan. Big fan. Big fan. Yeah. I'm also on. What's his name? Ted Lasso. Rod Burnley. Ron Burnley. Money man. I'm also on Munster. And I'm going Storm Raiders. I reckon the Raiders. This is going to be a fucking red hot game. This is going to be a game of the round. It's not going to be close. Oh, actually, no, I do lie.

It's going to be pretty close with the Warriors. I reckon that's going to be red hot too. But give me Storm. Raiders to cover the five and a half. And Kevin Munster. Any fucking time. I'll tell you what. How funny is it seeing Munster on the fucking, on the panel? And like, it's fair enough him being on the panel and talking, but when he sits there at the end of the game and he's asking them questions

and they go, hey mate, it's your mate, money. And the players are just like, oh fucking, here we go. What even fucking, they ask. Did you see them on Thursday last week? Oh, so good. Daily Cherry Evans. And they went, how do you reckon he's going? He goes, I'll tell you what, he'll have his fucking word count up. Cause he fucking strings his fucking questions out, doesn't he? It's fucking hilarious. It's like Carter. But to him, yeah, that mustache with his fucking slick back

hair. Oh, man, it's terrible. Oh, so good. So somehow, I feel like Melbourne Storm keep falling to me and my same gamers. I've got them again, which I... Is that four weeks ago? Yeah, I'm not sure, but it'd be something like that. And I've got Xavier Coates to score first, second, or third. He's popping over early. I've got Melbourne Storm to win 1-12. I think it's going to be tight. And then I've got Jerome Hughes and Pappy to score two or more tries.

So, yes, it's a lot Melbourne with a little win. Because I do think the Raiders are going to have a lot of fight. I just don't want to pick anyone from the Raiders. So, I'm going on that. That's my vibe. Oh, you got your mate fucking Huddy Young. No, you let me down the one time I took him. So, those legs. With me to me. It's so sad. So, proper cut up about that. I'm getting 36.50 for that. So, I do really like those 36.50. But that 1 to 12 is a bit scary because they might win 13 plus,

obviously. Yeah, well. Field goal late. Yeah. But yeah, 36.50 is not bad. Not bad odds for those legs, in my opinion. Field goal for shits and gigs. Yeah. Munster, just cause big fan. So, there it is. That is the round of magic. Get around it. Get keen. Now, boys, you look at this round. What's your go-to? What is your crucial? What are you looking at? It's like, yes, that's going to get up. What is your crucial bet? Mate, this is, I'm basically stealing money from the

bookies here. Oh, yes. Is that the right odds? While he's fucking a bit of tomfoolery over there. Let me just confirm these odds. You go ahead. Broncos, at home, away, right winger, mariner. Sweet. I've gone... Like you said, to the fucking shit side of that other defense. That was gross. So you laughed a bit. I was right. You laughed a bit. And you couldn't be laughing because, yeah, you're right. He might not score two, but he is scoring one this week, and that's Brett Naden.

I thought you were going to say fucking Caelan Ponga. No, no. Not his game, bro. And I'm not doing that. No, I know, but fucking hell. Brett Naden, he's scoring one try. Oh, yeah, I do tell you what, though. They're going to go left a bit. Lockie Galvin's going to get that short kick right. Naden's on the right. No, he's not. Did he swap over? Left. I was going to say, did he swap? Rugby league, bro. Dickhead. Galvin's going to come down and hit that fucking two-man cutout.

Bang. I reckon it's going to be a short kick, get that grubber right on point. Score. Bang. He's going to score both of those. Oh, yes, he will. See, boys, that's giving me some positive reinforcement. Yeah, in New South Wales Cup next week. He didn't let me finish, brother. I thought about trading him here. As I said, I took money off the bookies last week with James Tedesco at $2.70. You were all over that too and didn't he fucking give it a red hot crap?

Oh, mate. I was originally blowing up at Blake's Deep for not throwing that fucking pass. Yeah, that hurt. I want to go on there somewhere. But anyway, I'm going another fullback. Don't do it. Don't do it. Let's do it. That's versing another shit team. Don't do it. I'm going the other one. Joy Grace. Fuck, he's not scoring, boys. $2.65. Excuse me. You were just over there saying that's what we want. Positive reinforcement towards you.

And then he goes and lays his heart on the line. Do what he gets, Newcastle. I feel like he's doing it all the time. $2.65. Why would you not do it against the worst offensive team in the comp? We're not, though, you dickhead. Worst attacking team, yes. Sad brag. Oh, he's a fucking dead guy. Jai Gray, $2.65 is an absolute steal. Love that. Ooh. That's fucking, that's on the line. It is. That's a fucking, if. Oh way, who did that last week? Me.

Was 70, James Tedesco. Oh, but it hit. Lucky. I was going to say, I remember there was a recent one where we put some... Man, I was that confident. I wasn't even worried. So, same thing. Those of you playing at home, because he's gone high odds, he's into the big bark territories. If he doesn't score, got him. But, no, a six-pack. Oh, I thought it was a ten-pack. I aimed really high. Six-pack. Six-pack. No, it's a six-pack if it loses, but a ten-pack if it's the only one that loses.

Yeah, that's right. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That's how we work it. That's it. I knew it was something. So Brent Naden anytime, Dean Mariner anytime, and Jai Gray anytime. $16.30. Way too much. Yeah, now thinking about it. No, Jai Gray throws it up there a little bit. $9.80. No. $11.31. Yeah, that's what I said. You're fine. Cody wins. He's the closest without going over. No, he didn't care. Nice. I like it. I don't like Jai Gray. It's a good bike. He's up against Newcastle. Mate.

Just a couple of battlers up the top of the fucking Dally M's. Oh, no, he's in fourth now. Yeah, you didn't like us taking Charnsey against the Knights last week either, and he fucking scored. So, you know, how about you just shut up? Yeah. How about you start taking bets you don't like? Nah, don't do that. You do it every week. I'm not really vibing this one, but. Okay. Let's get big and juicy. Oh, hey, let's go. Let's get big and juicy. Oh, hi. It's nice. It's amazing.

Closing Remarks and Responsible Betting

Oh, fuck. You can't do it. Oh, no, we suck again. That's fucking Newcastle Knights. That's bad. Sorry, Jake, what were you saying? Let's get big and juicy. Let's get big. Oh, I'm throbbing. And I'm jumping on one of Carl's boys from the Roosters. Jumping on one of the cocks, you reckon? Yeah, on the cocks. I feel like he's been a bit just, you know, low-key, not amazing this year, not red-hot like last year. He's one of those fucking ones you hate coming forward again.

And the blue jumper's jumping, coming up, so I reckon he'll start fucking turning on, and he loves a try, and that's Angus Crichton to score. Ooh, trying to cement his spot, you reckon, amongst the plethora of back rowers. well what do you got well. What do you got Kyle yeah so uh a little bit of the well I was going to say mine's got a lot more letters, For me, I'm also on Kyle's fucking fullback run. Ooh. And this one, if he fucking hated Joy Gray, he's going to fucking hate my big

bark. Oh, he's going to fucking hate this. From the Sharkies. I've gone the informed Dalliem leading player, William Kennedy for three. Oh, Will.i.m. Will.i.m. Kennedy. Kennedy You do that well Yeah watch it Bruce Buffer might fucking Nah it's not that This fella knows Yeah Okay It's a wrestling one Oh right Okay Weird You don't know Mr. Kennedy?

No He was a teacher in school He got sacked on the WWE Yeah So we've gone the first three games again here boys Because I'm on the Knights game here Oh no So I'm doubling up on the Go another fucking fullback that he hates. Yeah, I've actually gone Kurt Gidley off the bench. Wait, that's a great shout. He is the captain. I thought he was about to box on.

I thought he was about to fucking lose it the way he put his phone down. Then I was like, oh, no. No, but Jake, I reckon you'll really like this one. I've gone your boy, Dylan Lucas, any time on that left edge. Okay, it went well for me last week. That's a great shout. If they get any ball out there. Yeah. You got two, well, you know, Gagai once removed, but two fucking origin centers, origin level centers out there. And they can't score more than fucking 12 points a game. Yeah.

What are we doing? And Mars who? Exactly. No one knows. Mars, where is he? Boys uh so dylan lucas was four bucks don't mind that so you combine him with great yeah that's not a lot fucking hearing the price of him i fucking like that even more yeah 48 i don't know what it was before i boosted it but it'd be fucking close to that because we end up on 53 17, true yeah not bad from you bud fucking hell so that is will kennedy anytime into cryton anytime into Dylan Lucas any time. 53-17.

Two left edgies and a fullback. Ooh. The fullback. Do you know he scored the last two times, three games in a row? So? So had a young. Doubles. Yeah, that's different though. He scored six in three. This bloke's only scored three in three. No, I just thought he scored one. So that's good for me. But yeah, beautiful. That's why he said earlier on when I had him for my fucking... Cut the stream. Anyway, get around it. That is magic around. Have some fun. Enjoy your weekend, boys. Rap in.

Bet responsibly. Drink responsibly. Have a great weekend. Yeah, cuddle that. And Newcastle, at the dogs. Fuck the dogs.

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