¶ Intro / Opening
You laughed at me. Wow. And I was like, oh, I'm just going to bolster people in this bit. I was going to go exactly the same thing. I was like, I can't go exactly the same thing.
¶ Welcome to the Muttly Crew
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of the Muttly Crew. And we are here in the Game Room Boulevard. Fucking refresh. Re-ready. Re-ready to go. It's been a minute. Re-ready. Re-ready. Long weekend means a long time off life. But no, we're back at it. It's been two days of fucking hell at work, but it's all right. And the next two weeks are going to be worse. Hopefully podcasts are still on the next few weeks. Just saying that now, boys, but I'll let you know now.
Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. Well, I might not be available Monday next week. Well, Monday's definitely when I'm available, you fucks out. You're a piece of shit. Fuck. This is going to get rampy, rampy, ramp. I can't believe you just not show up for a podcast. Yeah, you're the first one of the year. Who's this bloke? Oh, hey, guys. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Yeah. Well, my name's Jake. I fucking heard that and that made me fucking crack up.
I was hoping you'll still listen. Oh, man. My name's Jake. I'm here with Cody and Kyle. We're doing all right. We're going to quickly- Thanks for asking. Just speak for me. We're talking. We quickly run up- Run up. We're going to quickly round up last week's fucking games. It was a week of a games. And Kyle, how good tipping are you going this year, mate? Fucking red hot. Mate, the same thing happened last time. Oh, this bad? Yeah, I don't know if it was this bad. Did you get one on the weekend?
So, like, back when we first did the tipping combat racehorse, I fucking won it and then went back the next year. I think I came like middle pack towards the bottom. I just had a fucking shit year. Same things happened here, except I fumbled the win last year. Oh, didn't you what? I can absolutely shat my dacks, but this year it's continued to just get worse. Like I'm basically, I'm basically the Knights. Oh, here we go. To put it in perspective, I'm so glad that Canberra was able to turn around
from a 16 early deficit. Otherwise I would have got zero. whole day. Oh, one. But yes, the dragons. Also disregard that message. He's gone, cunted already. Changed his mind. No, it was not even the right game. I don't know what the fuck I did. Anyway, Dragons beat Munley Eagles. Disregard that. 2018. Another good win for the Dragons. They are looking all right, eh? The good old top of the ladder, undefeated, fucking maybe their good rugby league team, the Bulldogs won 32-0 over the Rabbits.
Are you finally willing to admit that they're... No, he's not. I was talking to him when we... He said he wasn't going to tip them this week. We watched them on the Friday night or whatever it was. Look at who they've versed out. They won 32-0 against South. And I know it's South, but to keep a South squad to nil is not an easy feat. Well, and that's back-to-back weeks now. They've never done it in their history.
It's three weeks now that they haven't considered a point. I know there's a bye in there, but still. 14 points over their last four games. Anyway, the Dolphins, this was- They technically had two byes because they versed the Knights in one of those weeks.
This was up there The game of the round for me The fucking upset Of the season so far The Dolphins 42-22 On Melbourne Storm What the fuck was that We were fucking Yahoo 40 points straight And then Saturday And It was a It was a sure thing My mate Jameson But no The Warriors Got the win Another big win in New Zealand Thanks Walshy Haven't lost over New Zealand yet So So good Heard his knee Kicking the ball dead 20-18 And then it was The return Maybe the return Of the mighty Penrith Panthers Just
cleaning the floor cleaning the chook and pumping the Roosters 4-12. I'll tell you what, though. The hoodoo still continues for the Broncos. The hoodoo gurus. And I told you, Broncos don't verse Roosters again. Panthers, their first win was since we beat them. Yep. So it could be a long season for the Broncos. Did you see the start, though? In New Zealand, when the Broncos score 20 or more, they're 9 of their last 10. If they don't score, they have one in their last 14. Oh, yeah,
yeah. I did hear that during the game, yeah. One in 14. And then we got the Super Sunday, and it was the Raiders, the most surprising team so far this year, getting another win, 30-20 over the Gold Coast Titans. Good call from Cody. To be honest, I don't know the Raiders are more surprising than the Panthers at the moment. Panthers have been fucking shit. What do you ask, fucking big fella over here, the Bulldogs, surprise packet of the year. Who would have seen that coming, eh?
Wait, did you? Hold on. Just while we're talking on the Bulldogs and the Knights part, did you want to just pay up your bet now? Closer on what ladder? You had Raiders last. They come in third. I thought you were talking about the Bulldogs. I had them in second. The Bulldogs seventh. They come in first. Do you honestly feel like the Knights are going to climb the ladder that high and the Bulldogs are going to drop that far that the bet wins?
Yeah, they come back down and the Knights are going to go up a little bit. It's four and a half spots, brother. We're going all right. What's it currently? 13? Yeah, I could have taken the Bulldogs with negative 12.5 spots. Oh, here we go. And yes, Newcastle Knights lost again. We scored more than one try, though. Oh, for God's sake. Got pumped 14 to 34. Fucking shitty ass. How's Adam O'Brien still got his job this week? I don't know. But give him a go. He's in trouble, eh? He's in trouble.
And then Easter Monday got a bit fucking crazy, and it was the Parramatta Eels. It was fucking still on the bottom ladder, but fucking great win. Mitchell Moses is just showing his fucking class, and he ups the boys and got a good win, 38-22 over the West Tigers, who I can miss Lockie Galvin. Anyway. No, not at all. Fuck Moses. Fuck Moses looked good. Oh, bro. Just first game back, just carried him. They look like a completely different team with him there.
How do we go on tips there, Kyle? Round it up for the week? Well, you'll be surprised here. Start from the bottom eight. Yeah, so yours truly got one on head-to-heads. Oh, you won? Yeah. Managed to get three lines and three tips right on the spread. No, no one picked that one up. Okay, cool. Cody, you got three head-to-head. Yeah. And you topped us with the five lines. Fuck, can't hit a line. Can't hit a line for a bloke that doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I don't know if you realized last week with the Raiders game. No, I didn't realize it when I'm listening to it back, listening to you guys, and you're like, Cody's picked the perfect thing here because you need them to win by one or whatever the fuck it was. No, Titans versus Raiders. You took Titans to win. Raiders with the Lions, so I need a Raiders to win by... Or whatever it was. I needed my team to win by one. No, actually, that shouldn't have been it. That can't happen.
Because you had Titans to win as the underdog, but the Raiders to cover the line as the favorite. Oh, yeah, okay. I just went fucking. Yeah. Because that's how much you know that I look at it. Yeah, so actually, you lose a line point. So you get back down to four. You tied with Jake. Oh, fuck. And Carter learned how to tip this week. He got five. Oh, Lee. A little bit annoyed, though. He doesn't know anything about rugby league that way. A little bit annoyed though.
I had a plan when I realized I was going pretty good and got, I think I got the first four right other than Melbourne. So I was four out of five. I was like, okay, I'm going to change my tip from Newcastle because I don't really think we're going to win. And then I forgot to change it because I got too hungover. So that sort of cost me because I would have got another one there. And then on the try scorers.
I think I had a fucking shocker. You did. You started well. You got Tee Cooler straight up and then got nothing after that. Yeah. But ever since he's put his fucking bad juju on me, old Jakey, took three or four of my same fucking try scorers that week, I don't think I've hit any more than fucking two. I think that week, me and him, I think I hit, what, two try scorers. Then I've hit one. I've gone backwards completely. Yeah, you've hit, over the last three weeks, you've hit four.
Yeah, no, that's fucking. So that's four from 24. Anyway, Carter, you got two try scorers. You got Tyrell Sloan on the first night and Jesse Arthurs against the Warriors. And then I managed to, I started real slow. I went 0-4 to start, but then hit Daniel Tupo, Tamale, and Marju. So we're pretty light on in the trial scores this week. Fucking bink, bink, bink. But overall for the week, Jake got his first win for a week. 11 points. Hey.
Cody came second this week with eight, and I got seven. So overall, Cody is still first on 88. I'm on 85. and then Carter, you are on 71. Yes. Closing the gap. I thought you were still going to be in the 60s, brother. On head-to-heads though, Carter, you're second. I'm last. Can't tip. You've got a 10-point lead on us in the lines, Cody. Oh, mate. Fucking. It's unreal. Imagine how many more tips I'd have if I could back myself. You've got a 63% strike rate on the line.
So that means, like, if you were to actually be placing money on that, you're in profit. Fucking. I'm going real good. It's just because I'm not confident enough in my tips. I go, I'm tipping this person. No, you're not even looking at the line. You're just fucking. Yeah, we're true. I'm taking Titans as the underdog, but Raiders the cover of his favorites. Hey, your dumb ass wrote it down. I only just realized then. It didn't even tick. And you're like, hang on a second.
Time for the underdogs. Oh, did we want to go through that? We had a winner in the same game as... No way. Woo! First one in a few rounds. Get that up, us. First one since game one of the season. Holy, that's what I thought. I thought I was going to say first time in a long, long time, but I wasn't sure. And Cody, I actually originally thought you had an absolute 0 for week. I thought you went 0 and 9. You went 1 of 9. Nice. Bronch and Zeri was the only thing that got you. Yay.
Love a good Zeri. So one out of nine for the week for you. That was pretty good. Zeri good. Zeri good.
¶ First Same Game Multi Winner
Carter, you had your first same game multi-winner. Yes. And we did have to change it last minute because Far Longo got ruled out. I had a few juju scratchings this weekend. You did. That was another one. And Kyle's like, what do we do? I'm like, put it on, bro. I'm feeling good about it. and we had time and chucked it on or something like that. So Kane Bradley came onto the right wing for far long ago, so we just did the exact same bet.
Oh, that was another one. You're far long ago and he just got a drop from the starting team. But the issue is the odds dropped ridiculously. Yeah, I don't know. He did it wrong. I don't know. I did it wrong, but I copied the exact same bet. I don't know how it went for $20 down to $13. $14.75. And surely he would have been paying less than that. That's for a better known player going to a rookie. Or more so. Yeah. Yeah, I hated it. Doesn't matter. We still won. Win to win. Yeah, we did win. Hey,
we got a profit for the week. Got a fucking hit. And then just me fucking still yet to hit one. Yeah. Well, I hit one. One leg out of nine. And was that all we got pretty close with? I did hit a two-legger. Actually, the very next game. Warriors versus Broncos. I hit Walsh any time and Arthurs any time. Just missed out on two peaky. So we almost went bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Imagine going back to back. Yeah, I haven't hit one since game one of the year
and then go bang, bang. And then how did our Muttleys go? Any nibbles? Well, you also had Far Longo any time, so that's a void. I hit my Crucial finally. It was four weeks in the making, but I finally hit one, which was Walsh. And I thought I wasn't going to get it because he got injured. And I'm like, of course. And then we would have won some money, but Karaz didn't score because we would have been down to the two legs with the void of Far Longo. Yes, yes, yes.
And then the big bark, yeah, no good. Cody had Moses any time, and Jake had Filsami first half. And I was probably the closest out of the three of us. I had Marju first, second, or third. He scored the fourth one. So 0 for 3 on the bigs. Ouch. Nah, yeah, we're good. So close to the master barking ground. But it was basically... So it was 1 of 11 overall. Basically a break-even this week. It was a small loss because that nice little win from you,
Carter, came in. Absolutely. Beautiful. Let's get to it. Round eight of the Rugby League and goes again. And fuck, what a beast we're rolling into. The ladder's getting juicy. Teams are getting closer and crucier. Except. What? Kosher. Kosher. They're going to be kosher. You know, a bit plateau, the ladder. So I'm going to get some juice. Anyway, we start off with a red hot game. Oh, fucking. It wouldn't be a bad game to go have a little fucking viewing.
But it's a Thursday night so not happening. Are you working on Friday? Cricket, mate. Indoor cricket. What are you doing, Cody? Sweet fuck all. Oh, Maxie. Shout out Maxie. He's going. He's a Doggies fan. No? Yeah, he's a Doggies fan. Yeah, he's a Doggies fan. Yes. I don't know why I just went blank then thinking it wasn't a Doggies game but he's going. Anyway, we've got the mighty Brisbane Broncos up against the top of the ladder dogs at Suncorp Stadium, boys and here we are.
How are you feeling about your team? Cody? Any confidence? Three shutouts in a row or what? No way. Cobbo for fullback is not the play. Why not? I don't like it. Why not? Because he's still... Both times he started at fullback, you've won 13-12, mate. 13-12? Both games he started at fullback. That's uncalled. Oh, they're the scores. Yep. Both times. Dumb. Don't like it. I'd rather Mariner back there or something. Why? But I don't trust either of them under the high ball.
Mariner's at least quick, so if he doesn't read the play, he can get there real fast-like. I said, if Cobbo misreads the play, he just goes, oh, try. That's so good. At least when fucking Mariner gets beat, he just goes, meep, meep, meep. Oh, they could bring Corey Oates back in. Oh, fucking hell. No, his radio gig's too good. Jesus Christ. And I'm not, yeah, the halves are going a bit fucking, a bit ordinary at the moment too.
Fucking ordinary. Old Reynolds and Hunt. Ordinary and fucking super coach too. Not doing the best. Am I starting this one? Yeah, I'll go Bulldogs, Bulldogs and Carraz. That's going to be easy. Not even a question. We thought about Carraz last week, mate. Bulldogs, fuck, mate. No, no, fuck. I'm not talking about Carraz easy. I'm talking about Bulldogs, Bulldogs easy. Oi, did you see the stat too? The Bulldogs aren't just beating teams.
They've had 16 tries through the guts, 11 tries center outsides so they're scoring then they're just fucking barging down the front door hello big summer blew out, so the line is Bulldogs favoured by five and a half points, Are you backing your boys, Cody? What are you doing, mate? No. No? I think he's just going to stay on the Bulldogs train. I might go Bulldogs, Broncos, just so I feel like I'm keeping with the, keeping me loyalty a little bit.
But for a try scorer, I almost want to go back to Arthur's, but I don't. I don't want to fucking, I'm done there. I've gone past it. You're over it. I'm over it. I'm going to go Jerry. He's been treating me good lately. I'm going to go Jerry. My boy is. He's up against Shibasaki. That's weaker than the other side. Oh, no, he's left. He's up against Staggs. Ah, still taking him. Carter? Well, you know, I'm not vibing the Bulldogs, obviously.
He's a fucking loser. And there's something about rugby league trains. They always come to a stop. And they haven't lost the game yet. So this is a game I feel like they're going to drop. I think the Knights train's not going to stop. They're not going to win.
That motherfucker ain't got to start Rubbing trains sometimes take a while to start But usually they go and they do stop a little bit You know, they've got stations, The Knights stopping no stations It's an express train Have you seen that photo that was going around ages ago? The Knights train's one of them ones That little fucking That fucking up and down fucking doobie Where you gotta pump it You know that man that was going around ages ago Fucking Thomas the Tang injured on meth?
That's the Knights train just fast Thomas Tangangelo Methwood school tries mate he's a fucking it'd be that one's like an electric train with like a smoke coming out of something hang on a second anyway like I said about the Broncos, I think they're going to win boys they don't lose three in a row I don't think with Michael Maguire they're back at home it's the first time they've had him, yeah and I don't think they're going to lose three in a row with him as a cape as a cape as a cape.
Get on me back coach Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. And he laughed at me. Who's scoring, buddy? And they're at Sunny Corp Stadium. They love their home field on a Thursday night. So, yeah. And the guy who's going to score is Katoni Staggs. Got up on him a few weeks ago. He's back on. Cobo's fullback, so there won't be a lot of passing, but there'll be just one pass and then Staggs. And they're going to go that edge a bit more. They're not going to go fucking
the other side with Karadis, killing them all day. So, yeah. That's it. It's my same game multi, so I'm going to keep vibing with those things. I've got Broncos to win 1-12 because I don't think they're going to pump. I think if they do win, it's not going to be by much, which I'm really bad at these lines, but I love the value. So, I've got Broncos 1-12 in two. I cannot remember. That's the problem me sending them to you, mate. I fucking don't have them on my phone anymore.
You know if you go to the message that you send me, it's right there. That's a fucking another thing I've got to have open. Do you want me to finish it for you? Nah, I've got it, mate. I've got Kosone Staggs, obviously, to score. I'm triple dipping him. And then I've got Jacob Kraz to score, too. So I'm going off a little bit of Kyle there. But I think Kraz is surely due. Oh, for fuck. Why would you say that? He's up against the weak edge of the Broncos, defensively, in my opinion.
As soon as you say that, you know the rule. And I'm bringing him into my super coach team this week. No, he's definitely not fucking scoring. Fucking, he's surely scoring. Probably going to get fucking injured. So, yeah, Sags, Kraz, Brisbane 1-12. Boys, now this is, I like this. It gives you a nice little $23.50. So if you do actually think the Broncos are a chance of winning, I like this bet a lot. I like it a lot. I like it. I like it a lot. All right. Let's get to it. Let's get to it.
¶ The Anzac Day Clash
The game of the round. We get to one of the biggest days of Rubby League, one of the biggest days for Australian history and culture and life. It is Anzac Day. Pour one out for the boys. Get around it. Maybe wake up early. Do what you want to do, but enjoy your day. And we have three games of Rubby League. It's going to be a fucking monster of a day. And it starts off with probably the worst game of the round.
Nah, Red Hot. We got that. No, no time playing. We got a game where it doesn't matter where they're on the ladder. Even though one of these teams is 16th, it doesn't really matter this game. They're going to get up for it. It's the mighty Sydney Roosters up against the Red V Dragons. Kyle, your boys, pretty shit game last week. Back down the well. How are you vibing this week? You're feeling a bit better. And Zaytay, are they going to get up for it? I'm just going to prepare my notes
here. So if you want to swing to Cody, I'll finish us off. No. It's your team. You have your first little fucking. Yeah, but he's got the bet you fuck with. Doesn't matter. You want to stick to our fucking normal rotation that we've stuck to every time? No. Fuck, man. He's one of me to host cunts. I fucking host. Yeah, it's the same thing we do every week. Fuck me, nah. It's fucking bullshit. Fucking hell. It's the same thing we do every fucking week. That's why we pass
it around like fucking idiots. Yeah. Summer blowout. Yeah, holy. Adam O'Brien at the presser. Surely he had nothing left to blow up about. He's just got to sit. He should have, who the fucking Tigers had their CEO in there? Shane Richardson. Yeah, trying to fucking filter questions. He said that one asked about Galvin. They both just went off camera, looked at the CEO, and the CEO just was like, no. That's who O'Brien needs in there. Mate, I can tell you right now, the line's wrong.
It's one and a half points. I don't know how you guys are favorites. Because we dropped Dom Young. It says a lot more about the Dragons, I think, than it says about you guys. Mate, you take Dom Young out of that team, taking Dom Young out, putting Marky Mark on that wing gets a lot stronger. Now we've just got Daniel Tooba to worry about. I tell you what, your kick returns are going to be a lot better. Your start to set, they're going to be a lot better. They're going to go straight.
You know, it's actually the annoying thing, though. that last week was the first week Dom Young actually sort of ran straight. Yeah, because he knew his fucking spot was on the line. I know. I was like, about time. But then I think he had two runs where he went 30 meters sideways. But give me roosters, roosters. And I feel like he hasn't scored this season. So I'm taking Jimmy Tedesco to get one here. So he's not fucking got over the stripe yet. Not this year, no. He's just doing his job.
And I tell you what, if it's going to be any time, Anzac Day is going to be the game he does it. He'll do it for his country. Roosters were a bit flat last week, but look, the Panthers just were back to Panthers a little bit and got us. Yeah, fucking off, didn't they? Fucking bounce back. It's because I tipped the Roosters. I kept going, Panthers. Surely not. Surely not. Surely not. And then I went to fucking Roosters.
I still haven't got a Roosters tip right since round one. So I'm taking Roosters, Roosters. So you boys might as well take the Dragons here. I'll be Roosters, Dragons. Roosters. Dragons, and I'm going to, just because he's on the wing, I'll fuck a Marky Mark. I'll see him over to you and Supercoach. So you're going to take the Roosters to win by one? Is that how the fucking line is again? It's one and a half points, brother. Yep. Roosters by a field goal. Marky Mark to score any time.
Fuck these lines, cunt. But it's fucking 19 cents. How does that equate to one point? Oh, hostess with the mostess. Where are you at? Well, I was thinking maybe the Bruises, but I like your little tidbit before Kyle. So I'm going to go the Dragons. And I just think they are definitely playing better football. Their coach is, he's a good coach. And there's a lot of drags. Gutho's first Anzac day, he's going to be fucking up for it. You just know it. In Gutho we trust.
It's going to be great. Yeah, I'm liking the Dragons. Dragons will win. Going back to back upsets. Oh, that's not really an upset. They're fucking, they should be even at least. No, they basically are. Yeah, exactly. Who's scoring, sorry? Oh, I don't know. I hate dragging fucking try scorers. I can't pick one. I've got picked one last week. You know there's another team there. Titans are pretty easy to score. Pick try scorers. I heard that last week. I'm going to tip the other team. But fucking,
you can pick Titans try scorers. He couldn't. Nah, that was bullshit. I think everyone that he said from the Titans fucking pulled out. I'm going to get Angus cried. I'm going to crash over. He loves an Anzac try, I'm sure of it. He'll fucking pull out late too. Probably. He did last week. Yeah. That's not a bad shout from you. I'm looking for those extra points. I need them. You just need to get them right. I won my beaches last week.
Shut the fuck up. No, you didn't. You got two. I got three. I got 11 overall. Oh, that's because you got the most head-to-heads. Calm down, bud. That's because you did the tipping part of the tipping. Yeah, I know. You fucking loser. Oh, gosh. I feel like there's a lot of value in this game. There's a lot of, I reckon there's going to be a lot of points, especially from the Roosters. Oh, fucking, here we go. Oh, there've been some big games. Oh,
what, like fucking, was it last year or the year before? Last year we won 60 to 12 or something. I don't see that happening. I can. It's going to be 31. 31-30, Roosters. Give me my line. So, boys, you're going to be quite impressed with this one. This is probably my biggest play this year. I've taken James Tedesco any time. Yeah. $2. $2.60. Yeah, well, he hasn't scored. He's fucking, it'd be a good time to pick him. Yeah.
That's his big bark. And I'm really regretting that Jake said Angus Crichton because he's in my same gamer. Yeah, that went well for me last week too, didn't it? And Billy Smith any time. The Dragons looked quite weak down their right edge last week against Manly. That's a lot of rooster. I'm expecting the roosters to go left. Love the cock. and just tear up that right edge of the dragons. Left side of the cock's going to tear up that dragon. It is. Call it donkey.
27.25 for that. Ooh. Holy. Fucking hell, you're splashing. You're fucking reaching out. Mate, it's just opportune time that I've received this game. Oh, yeah, like you didn't fucking plan that on. The old fucking Anzac gift. Do you honestly feel like I planned at the start of the year that I lined that up? He went all the way to the fucking Roosters fucking Anzac Day game and then went fucking calculated it all the way back. Sounds like a thing Kyle would do.
Oh, yeah. Put effort into something. Right. So that's it, boys. That's the play for Anzac Day. No, that's not the whole Anzac Day. Well, I don't know. The next game doesn't count. Yeah, I know. It's fucking, might as well not even play it. $3.10 you're joking, Are we going to get to the next one? Oh, you're just going to do it. I don't need a host. It's all right. Doesn't go the way the host takes it anyway. It only doesn't go the way when
you just go off on a tangent. No, it's all about the right game, man. Off on the fucking tangent. All right. Well, next game on Friday. On Friday night football. The Warriors taking on the bye at New Zealand. It should be a red hot game. It's just a bunch of blokes going to stand around on the field listening to the last post. Yeah. The Knights are going to be standing fucking in the in goal listening to a lot of fucking...
Carter, question for you. If anything, boys, got to give some props here to Newcastle. We fucking got out some nice Anzac jerseys for the first time ever. They look red hot. Get around them. Can you let the bloke host? You're just about to ask you a question about what I'm thinking about Newcastle. No, no, no. So, being to the bathroom. Well, the question on the jerseys was going to be the second one. Oh, okay. But the first question is, what's doing?
Do you reckon you can get past 15 points this week? 15? Oh, that's a higher fucking bar. Actually, do you reckon you can go back-to-back weeks in double digits? Yeah, come on. We're definitely in double digits. He's actually got them raced to 30. Yeah. Could you do that again so they get held to nil again? Have they even hit 30 since you did that? I haven't done. No. They haven't even scored 30 points. No, that's what I mean. Have they even hit 30 cumulative points since he put that bet on?
Barely, even 20. That's fucking crack up. Yeah, look, Warriors looked all right against the pretty shit Broncos. I mean, fuck, if they kick all their goals. It's the biggest thing, boys. New Zealand have not lost New Zealand yet. That's why I'm not loving. They're undefeated New Zealand, and it's an exact day of game. They're going to get up for it. I do feel like they did lose last year in their Anzac game, which was, I think, the first one in New Zealand.
So I also don't like that. But they also versus in the Storm. Slightly stronger than the Knights. Only slightly. Only just. No, last year they versus someone else. Last year was the first time they changed it. Because Melbourne has their own in Melbourne too. Oh, right. I can't remember who they actually versus there, but I don't think they won though. It wasn't Canberra, was it? Possibly. Yeah, who knows. Anyway. They fucking picked a good opponent this year.
Look, I'll go first here. Give me the Warriors to win. Warriors to cover. Seven and a half points. And old CNK coming back in. He loves a try against the Knights. You fucking sneaky bastard, you. Mm. Yeah. Well. Because let me just, I'll give you the little quick rundown. He's gone every second game versus the Knights he scored and he didn't score the last time. And he scored two of his last three times at home against the Knights. So, and he hasn't scored this year.
And he's just signed a new contract, staying in the NRL. He's not going to the Super League. He's fucking extended. So there you go, boys. Get around it. Still tipping Newcastle. Still tipping Newcastle. He won't tip the Bulldogs, but he'll keep tipping fucking Newcastle. Still tipping Newcastle. It's going to turn. This is not the game, but I'm going to keep tipping Newcastle. And it's the man. It's the man of the moment.
It's the knight in shiny armour. He's back, and he brings a team with him. He hasn't lost a game yet for Newcastle this year. Not many blokes can say that, and that's Dylan Lucas, baby. He's scoring. Dylan Lucas scoring. He hasn't lost a game yet. He's going to keep that win rate. Getting that strong left-hand side. Yeah, but you still got Phoenix Crossland. I don't fucking know how. Well, I am why. How? He fucking even got injured off the field. He's still fucking playing.
The one year that they actually want to stick with plays and it's fine. It's so worth to you to do it. It's even worse we have Jaden Braley on the bench. Yes, he's going, but he's a fucking good player at least. He's just playing. Fuck, I hate this guy. He's coming. He's definitely becoming my number one hated Newcastle player. I thought you'd better start talking about Adam O'Brien then. Swing back two years ago, this bloke absolutely fucking loved him. He used to be good.
He used to be getting better. Now he's just getting worse and worse and worse. It's ever since he fucking tripped that bloke, I'm telling you. He went and fucking played for the Kiwis. That's what happens to him. Wow. Thinking he was an Australian. Wow. I removed myself from all of your comments. Yeah, no, we do not associate with that kind of behavior. The proof is in the pudding. Cody. Oh, you boys getting pudding. Cody, how you seeing this game? You seeing some fucking Newcastle fight back?
Fuck no. I sold you with a Dylan Lucas 100%. No, so I'm fucking well and truly with Kyle on the old fucking Warriors Warriors. And I was going to change, but I'm picking him. I picked him purely on the fact of the new contract, and I reckon he's going to be fucking revitalized back into it. He's staying in the NRL. So I'm going with the big fellow on CNK. I was with him. As soon as I seen that, I said, sweet, we're on him, which does then lead me into my same game because I've got this one.
So I've obviously got Charles Nickelcock's dad any time just to fucking keep us fucking going there. And then I've also gone across. He broke his fucking, you know, his bit of a dry spell last week. I'm Greggy Mars, you. Because if the Knights are going to score any points anywhere, it's going to be the fucking left-hand side. So we just keep going left? So we're going to fucking cut out Dylan Lucas so he doesn't score to our fucking Mars.
Little memo AOB. You can go one end, one side, and do different plays. Even I know that. You can do an in ball, an out ball, fucking left, right, third ball. You know, he could try something. Left, right out of the team. Fucking. And then I've gone fucking, just to spice it up a little bit, Ali Lea Tower for two or more. So I've gone fucking C and K into Greggy Marzou into Ali Lea Tower two or more tries for 39.75. Up around that fucking... That's a big dog. Yeah, mate. Yeah, mate.
Tell you what, though. He's not playing that great, but I still don't like... I still don't see pretty much a rookie scoring two up against Gagai I wanted. But, you know, it's your bet. See what happens. Yeah, but you also saw the Knights racing to 30. I didn't see that happening. Hey, gay guys go in any time against whoever the... Oh, the Bulldogs. No, it wasn't the Bulldogs. That was a... You're gonna rip and a tear.
Mark my words, this will be my first one of the year. I'm getting fucking three ticks on that bitch. Beautiful. I really hope you do. Yeah. Now let's get to the... The nighttime game of Anzac Day. And we get a bit dark and gloomy at the new Victorian state. And that is Melbourne's day. The new Victorian state. Fuck, and when did that come about? Melbourne up against the Rabbitohs. They do an awesome light show. They created it while Pope Francis was dying. And they're distracted us with that.
Bruh. Stay in your lane. Hey, mate. Think of the kids. Just like him. Awesome light show. So after the big MCG clash, we got the Melbourne Storms against the Rabbitohs. And Rabbitohs, unlucky. Melbourne lost last week. So they're coming. Melbourne got fucking 40 unanswered points put on them by the fucking Dolphins. And they're still $1.19 favorites. So they're going to be coming hard. And then there's the Anzac Day game. They did not lose many, if any.
And yeah, Rabbitohs though. Latrell back at fullback. So we'll see if that's... I don't know if dropping the Dallium medalist to the bench is the best way. Bennett's done it perfectly. Waited for him to drop into second, then went, fucking bench. Do better. You're not the best, I don't want you. Hey, old fucking Sharks fan over here, Will Kennedy's leading the fucking points at the moment. Because they're half the shit, so the fullback takes the points.
So he's gone to number one. Bennett's seen old mate sleep and went, mate, fucking bench. You're not leading the Dalliums. You're fucking sitting on the pine, brother. I reckon it'll be a late-minute switch. I reckon he'll come into 5.8. It'll be interesting to see. Apparently, fucking, there's a few people that rated him as a 5.8 coming through, and they see that as his position over fullback, so. Yeah, right. It's not like they have better options there, Avidos.
Now that Hotboy Humphries is good. If he gets put into 5.8, though, watch the Storm run every fucking thing at him. Oh, yeah. The only little boy. Can tackle, but. Oh, yeah. Look, this one's pretty fucking easy. Storm, line is way too short. Give me Storm. I'll take negative 20 and a half. Give me an extra seven points on that line. And Ryan Pappenhausen loves a try against South. I think he's scored the last. I think he's scored against them the last five times he's played them.
So, yeah, lock it in, Eddie. Look, I was thinking it was going to be a bit of a close one. Yeah, come on, Mr. Lion Man. And I'm like, you know, fucking, yeah, Mr.
Lion Man after last week. but there's no way like Bennett said in his interview he even fucking dropped a little bit of an F-bomb, because he just fucking he was that fucking bemused about what just happened because I don't think I've ever coached or been a part of a fucking storm team that's been up 16-2 and then had 40 points consecutively put on them, and the stat I'm pretty sure fucking after a storm loss they averaged fucking
38 points after the fucking the next week after a loss they averaged 38 points a week after Well, that's going up. So I'm with Kyle with the... That's going up because... Yeah, because they can score well more. Well... Was it in a winning margin of 38 or they scored 38 points? No, they just scored 38 or more. Right, okay. So I'm, yeah, Storm, Storm, and I'm going to go that new big fucking streak of Pelican shit out of the wing. Old fucking Kane Bradley or whatever his name is.
I'm jumping on him. Second rower, turn center, turn winger. Something like that. It happens a lot for some reason. Like even Corey Oates was a back rower all through his thing and then made winger. It seems to be a fucking Happened a fair bit That the back row is just If you're a streaky back rower Get it there and run the ball back for us, champion Can you catch?
Go on Melbourne Melbourne will win well And I've just got a vibe He's going to try this game And that's Jerome Hughes Romy Don't know why Romy Hughes. So this leads into my multi And this multi is a bit fun And you might need to just listen for a change To keep up with this Oh yeah Yeah, because you'll have it stumped. Yeah, we're the ones that need to listen here. Bit of fucking mental gymnastics to get through this one. All I can see is a lot of tries.
Can you just, for our listeners, the four or five of them, can you just make it nice and slow? It's going to be like three or four to combine for two. Three or four to combine for two. Oh, man, it's, yeah. Nah, well, firstly, now we're going to win 13+. Lock it in. He's off to a good start. For a dollar one, well done. And then, like I said. Fucking great odds there. I'm vibing Jerome Hughes, so he's in one line, leg, with the big horse himself, Luttrell Mitchell.
So Hughes and Luttrell to score two or more combined. What is, sorry, what are the Storm paying to win 13 plus? $1.76. That's not terrible. Into a $5. And then, and then there's going to be a lot more tries, but I just don't know who to pick. It's hard. And I do think Elie Katoa is also a sure thing. Ryan Pappenhausen, we know he loves a try. He's scoring 12 in super-consciously. And then just because I can chuck it in there too, Campbell Graham as well.
Wait, what? A, B, or C to score two plus tries. Who is it? Ellie Katar, Ryan Pappenhausen, and Campbell Graham. Two or more. To combine for two or more. To combine for two or more. Fucking hell. All right, so just to interpret that four. Five tries and more. Just to interpret that for everyone. Five tries and more. Five tries and more. Yeah, nice. Yeah. You were doing really well at the start there. And it just, anyway, 15.25 are the odds for that. 15.25.
That's a lot for not much. It's basically a dollar for every line he's got. Yep. Yeah. But I like it. Fucking hell. Yeah. Basically, he just needs two try scorers. Like if Pappy scores two. He's just back in the field. This is all he's doing. He's just back in the field. Well, no, he wouldn't need more. Look, basically, if Pappy scores two and Hughes scores two and South score none, we win. Easy as that. Get around it. And I mean, he is the most recent one to hit one,
so we've got to back him. And he does. Melbourne. Melbourne's my team. He is red hot on a Melbourne game. When it comes to the fucking best. Melbourne's my team, you reckon. When it comes to the best. Well, he did hit last week's one, and then a couple weeks ago when he had Melbourne, if we had a court that Warbrick was out and we changed it to Grant Anderson, he would have won that one too.
Can't pick him. Anyway, after that massive day of the Anzac Day, we've only got the two games on the Saturday, so another later start. Maybe, Jake, you should just maybe do what James does and jump shit. Like, he jumped off the Broncos to the Panthers because Broncos, man, shit. You can go to Melbourne. Doesn't he have a fucking... Hey, trust me. Last three weeks, all I'm getting... A jersey from every club? No. And he just backs whoever's winning? No. Yeah, basically.
Just fucking peels off. He's got a Roosters... Oh, sorry. He's got a Panthers polo, a Dolphins polo, a Broncos jersey, but his second favorite team is the Roosters, apparently. Trust me, mate, because he's a massive killer. Look, the last three weeks, mate, Newcastle won three spoons in a row when I was watching. But the last three weeks, I've nearly wanted to change ships more than that because, fuck me, we just can't even watch us at the moment.
But I don't change ships, mate. And if I did, it's definitely not to Melbourne. I'll tell you that right now. It would be nice to, you know, go for a team that makes finals. Could you actually start going for Melbourne? Because they might be shit. That would be a good idea, but no, fuck off. Anyway, we've got Saturday football.
¶ Saturday Showdowns Begin
I've seen him wearing Melbourne colours. He looks good in purple. Saturday, baby. We've got the Queensland Clash here. We've got the boys and the tits. Cowboys and the Gold Coast Titans. It should be a red-hot game up at Townsville. Cowboys off the bye. They've got a good run now. A few home games. And they could be a little bit smokies of the comp here to get a couple big wins. It starts off with the Gold Coast team who, they keep losing players. But they have got some back in this week.
But Jayden Campbell's still out. Cleese Haas out this week. Dave Fafita. I don't know. I thought he was gone, but he got names. How do you feed it with the ultimate healing hamstrings? They're pretty big. I don't know if that helps. I thought that was hindered. It just means, yeah, more muscle to heal. That's what I'm wrong. I didn't think you did enough to fucking tear them. One of the fastest rubber league players is back, AKP. Maybe he got from the bench too quick. Yeah.
Bit of cyphidi running out. Mate, that's called lactic acid. That's what happens when you work hard. What that? I got a pain in my leg. Just like the cusset, brother. Run it out. You'll be right. I had to play it in minutes. Fuck. Where's the bench? I've got a stitch, mate. You're just hungry. Get over it. I got Cowboys. Cowboys will win well. Ooh. And Geroramaya. Now, no, I had to snore. Geroramaya. I've got a few. No, I may have got too many edges this week, but vibing the edges this week.
You love your fucking hot boy. Hot boy edges. Hot boy edges. White, white. You just wait. It's like it's the hottest one coming up, baby. I thought you already passed him. Nah, mate. He's playing a little bit later in the round, mate. Fucking not a nice player. No, I already know. I'm going to type his name in right now. Yeah, I know. I reckon what's the... I'll actually ask on this one, Kyle. What's the line on this one?
Mate, it is eight and a half points. Hold on. I'll double check it because I put that in earlier today. Well, yeah, still eight and a half points. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm going to take the Cowboys, but I'm going to take the Titans with the line, because all of the derbies this year seem to be pretty fucking close affairs. Just a little... From what I can just think of off the top of my head.
Just a little thing for you, Coz. That's the first time you've hit the Cowboys head to head this season. Oh, look at me go. That's how good the Titans are going. Titans with the line. And... I'm going to go Jeremiah Nanai. Oh, no. Oh, you've taken Jake's. Kyle, is he down? Are we on for another muttly multi? There is no way I'm taking Nanai. Oh. Not even on my radar. Ah, well, swap him then. Yeah. Perdue. Another muttly banger, 50 bucks. Let's go. Swap him to Perdue.
Oh, you're taking Perdue. Yeah. Okay, Perdue then. Because the last time I started tipping the same as him, or he tipped the same as me. Maybe it's kind of like the Panthers thing. Maybe you've got to do it again to fucking rewrite it. Yeah, I've got a freaky Friday, this thing. I'm with you, guys. I'm telling you, I think there's going to be a very fucking high-scoring game. I reckon 60 points is on the cards for this game. It could also be 6-4. Yes.
I reckon it's either going to be under 30 points or 60 plus. Race to 10, no one. Give me the Cowboys. I reckon they'll get the job done in North Queensland, but I think eight and a half points is too many for me, and I'm going to take the Titans in a high to cover the line in the high-scoring game. Scotty Drinkbloke loves a try against the tits, so give us Scotty Drinkbloke. Three old Drinkbloke. And I've got this game for the same gamer. Give me Murray Talangi any time on that left edge.
Hey, like it, like it. Yeah, and then I honestly think that a Lofi-Campereira back into the tight end side is a good thing, and I reckon he's going to get a try. He has a fucking good strike rate. You're waiting for your biggest multi to your smallest multi. Far out. Hold the fucking horses, bud. Yeah, but then he's also got David Fafita to score four or more. Oh! I have. $183. And I'm riding Scotty Drinkblow, but I reckon he's going to get one real early, first, second, or third.
Two or more, first, second, or third. He's scoring the first, second, and third. Oh, imagine that. It's a price that pay. That was a fun little bet I saw. You can pick the trifectas of the one, two, three, how they score. I was like, oh, that's cool. It's a trifecta. Could you imagine? It'd be tough. It's a good odds, too. That's why I usually don't. That's the one you got fucked and ripped. No, I got the Quinilla. I've hit the Quinilla before. It's fucking red hot. Someone out there hit it.
Apparently, there was a few people on Ray Stone for a double last week. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, there was more than one person. Oh, well, I hit that. Remember we were at Bundy when I hit that? The Panthers. I've hit both my quenillas that I've hit have been with Panthers games. We were at Bundy that time. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, so Scotty drink bloke first, second or third into Telonghi anytime. Khan Pereira anytime. $17.25.
Hey, that's not bad. You got up there, dude. Yeah, you boosted it towards the end there. Yeah. You're looking at $8 at one stage. Yeah, what was it if you just took drinky anytime? Yeah, about $8, $9. Yeah. Yeah, well done. Beautiful. Take them all, first, second, or third. Now that will happen, thanks. Which is great, because then we win. Awesome. Let's get to it. Yeah, we suck again. Saturday night.
¶ The Panthers vs. The Sea Eagles
And we've got the Penrith Panthers up against the Munley Seagulls. Do the Panthers suck again this game, or are they back? They're coming back. They're still trying to get their first home win of the season at their new home field. So I think they really want to get that fucking done. But they are up against Manly, who have been playing shithouse. but they do have their favorite son back, Tommy Trevojevic, but his brother is out, so that might hurt. But Tommy's back.
Are you trading him back into your Supercoach team? Do not let me. No fucking way. This is going to be such a hard one to pick because it could either be the game of the round, tight, slug, you know, fucking set for set, or if the Panthers have actually found their mojo and Manly have one of their shitters, the Panthers could pump them, or it could be the other way around. If Panthers play how they have been, if they go back to it and Manly actually fire with Turbo in the team.
So I don't even know where I want to go with this because it's just like pick the Panthers, they lose, don't pick the Panthers, they win. So I just don't know where I want to go with it. But Manly have been a bit ordinary. I feel like they should bounce back. So I'm going to Panthers, Manly, Ola Kawatu. He had a bit of an ordinary game last week, and I reckon he's going to come back. I reckon he's going to bounce back. I'm going Panthers, Panthers, Jenkins.
I think he's going to turn around for Panthers, and they're going to start ripping in now a bit. Especially against the teams that aren't doing that well. But, yeah, like I said, they really want to get this first win at home, their new home this year. So this is the game for them, I think. Yeah, mate, boys, I can't get a read on Panthers. Oh, fuck the order. It's really tough. I actually think the Panthers are going to continue. Panthers,
Panthers, and give me Isaac Tungo back into the side. Isaac Tungo. Back into the side. He's going to have a rip and a tear. How did he get back on the team? How's that Tungo? They won with the outing. Sorry, who did you pick as you try to score a card? Jenkins. Again. Again. That's three weeks in a row I think you've taken him. That's gross. I don't like that. He scored down over. Not changing, though. Oh, no, no. It's because he's next to Casey McLean.
No, this is the third time in four weeks. Yeah. Yeah, he loves it. Yeah. It's because Tutto's not there, so he's got to pick someone else. Yes. And the same gamer for this? Yeah, mate. I'm not going back to Cleary. He fucking does score. Yeah, mate. He was the one person you picked in between the Thomas Jenkins ones. Fucking hell. Yeah, so I've... I love how you've got a game and you've got no idea and you get the multi. It makes it fucking even harder. Oh, man.
So I thought, you know, fucking he had a good game last week. He went all right. He got across the stripe. I'm backing Dylan Edwards again. You know, it's getting to that pointy end. Origin selection's coming about. I think he really wants to put his fucking foot forward now. He's lost a bit of time. And he's only got a few games to sort of impress and show that he should hold that spot. So I've gone him again. I've also gone Casey McLean. Anytime. Fuck that guy.
You would, eh? No. He fucking looks weird. Looks like a... Wow. And then a bloke that's been in a little bit of form for Manly, who have been a bit up and down. I've gone T. Kohler. I think he helped me last week. He got me over the line last week. I'm going him again. Keeping him consistent. So Edwards McLean Kohler, $19.25. If anyone wants him to draft, offer me someone. He's a nice duly. He's got that fullback center spot. You want Brett Naden? Some good.
He could be. He's playing on the wing for the Tigers this week. He could get off. Yeah, Galvin's back, so I reckon he could go off. You know, with them being fucking galvanized now. Bruh, you got too early. Right on. Oh, you're going to do it again, were you? Definitely. He's back in. So they're un-galvanized now? Yeah. Let's get to it.
¶ Sunday Football Double Header
Sunday, a football. Two crackers on a Sunday here. A football. Vooza boy. Oh, hello. We got the mighty third place boys, Canberra Raiders. Flying at home up against the Redcliffe Dolphins. It's going to be embarrassing when they come dead last. Up against the Dolphins, coming off probably their most famous, maybe their second most famous win as a club in the rugby league. What's the famous? They're probably the first one against the Roosters. Joy.
Did they beat you first up three years ago? Yes. It was red hot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Never forget. I thought you were talking about the Raiders here for a second. Oh, no way. Because I wasn't really listening. I was on the front. No, he transitioned very quickly. Oh, right. I was like, the fuck? I was like, probably like the 89 grand final would probably be up there for the Raiders. But yeah, right. Cool. Beating the Roosters on some round on Sunday.
I reckon you could call it their year-defining win. We'll see why that. But I don't think so. No, no, no. Because I think they're going to not win this game. I think the Raiders are going to fletch their... Flex their muscles, and they're going to keep rolling. Their team is just locked in at the moment. They're just doing the same thing. Their forward pack is unreal. Who's got the same game for this one? Me. Have you got Huddy Young for a double? No. And if you don't, you're stupid.
Actually, I don't have this game. I was talking shit. He's fucking... But I'm going it, because he's already written down into the hot boy, hot boy second rower, and that's Raiders to win, Raiders to win well, and Huddy Young to score. You do have this game, bud. I do. Where the fuck did I go? Oh, yeah, I remember now. It was a tough game. It was a tough game. Oi. Fucking Huddy Young's for two, shall we? Wait until he gives you his fucking bet slip.
Oh, fuck, here we go. I hate the greatest games to bet on because you don't know who's going to score. So I'm just going. I'm going to wild. Oh, Huddy Young's just scored every week this week. Wait, why don't you pick a Titans player? They're easy to pick, try scorers.
Mate, if you take Huddy Young, Seb Chris, and Xavier Savage or Tamale, one of those if you take three out of those four you're generally in a pretty good spot I never score except for Tamale because he fucking ruins you every week yeah see no although no I got him last week yeah I know he keeps in his overcoach team as he does keeps him in and Hardy Young is surely not scoring this week but I'm still tipping him I'm still yeah I know I already wrote him in but he's not scoring again
he's scored three doubles and right no this every time any time that someone does something good in the trial score he can't do it again for him he can do it again, Red Hot he's in the origin team If there's ever a bloke, it'll be him to get overlooked. I told you. He'll be there game one, shit his pants again, and get dropped. Three years straight. Fucking. Help it. This is real. This is. I actually reckon this will be the game of the round.
This has real good potential. And a little bit of a measuring stick early for the Dolphins. Game of the round. I reckon there's going to be fucking red hot. The Dolphins are pretty shit to watch. What? They'll be the Panthers. Everyone's been the Panthers. Look, I feel like any team in the league. Like as a Knights fan, I feel like any team in the league is probably red hot to watch right now.
Oh, definitely. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, mate, the way Katoa, he's just playing at the line, playing at the back, kicking game. I'm so mad that I didn't get him in any fucking supercoach right at the start because I had a feeling. I was like, oh. I did. He was in the team for a bit and then I dropped him. Bit of I had a feeling. Anyway, Raiders to win this one. Katoa. Oh. Teoda Katoa. That sounded good. Yeah, play that. Yeah.
Raiders will win, and this will be a close one. Lions four and a half points, but I reckon the Dolkins will cover it. I just don't get that sometimes. What do you mean? The line's small. They're a dollar different head to head. That's not a lot. Dollar? Well, before it was 19 cents and it was two and a half points. One and a half. Same thing. You win by two, you win by three. You win by four, you win by six. You know how those ants go marching. Yeah. One by one. Yeah. Yeah. Hurrah. Yeah.
Raiders winning, Cody? What do you think? I'll tell you what. Fuck me. Can I get sponsored by fucking Advil? I need it with you, boys. Just being sponsored by my mate, I'm going to do fuck all. Yeah, I'll get free packets. You'll be able to take them by the packet load. Fucking Oath. Still have a thumping headache. Forever. Don't tell me it's a good time. I'm going to get on them. I'm going to get on the Queensland boys. Can't get behind the Broncos. I'll get behind the fucking Dolphins.
And I'll take the Dolphins. Nice. And I'll take fucking fully loaded Herbie. I don't know if I said my try scorer, but it said Chris. Cool. Herb E, fully loaded. Done. Dolphins. Dolphins. There's always a thing that- Dolphins with the Raiders to cover? See, if you trade someone on your Supercoach team, you just got to pick them as a try scorer. You just got to get on it. Yeah, well, I got rid of fucking Kerrigan and Nafu White, and they both went fucking 70s.
At scoring points. Anyway, yes, I do have this game, and I cannot pick a try scorer for either of this team, so I've just gone... All right, hold on. Before you get into it... He's got Raiders 13+, Dolphins fucking raced to 10. I've got a single try scorer. Before he gets into this, punters, just please remember to gamble responsibly. It's just gambling with a little bit of thought. Which is not what he's done here. My first line... You don't have to chase him, which is good.
We've all said it. It's going to be a good game. It's going to be close. So either team by 12 or less. Not bad. Not bad, right? Can I just say the last time you did this? I got up. No, someone won by 50. Oh, yeah. That's happened twice now. That was the Roosters game last year, was it not? No, Roosters last year, either team to win by eight or less. Roosters won 60 to 12. And then Rabino's this time, this other year. Yeah. And then I was looking at Trials, I didn't know where to go,
and then I just- Maybe to the team list? I had some fun ones, and I was like, ooh. I'm like, I want some fun ones. I'm like, ooh, these odds are- They up. For a reason. Yeah. Because at first, I was going to get either team by four. And then I chucked in these two try scores. I'm like, holy damn. I'm going to go up a bit. So, I've got Max Plath to score any time. He has scored three or four tries this year already. So, not bad. I just hope he plays. Mate, he's already scored three tries.
He's not going to score again. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. Anyway. I'm pretty sure he scored last week, didn't he? Nah. He scored last week. Before he got injured. I'm pretty sure he scored. Anyway, so I've got Max Plath to score any time. Let me just confirm. And he scored three or four tries this year into Tommy Starling to score. Tommy Starling. Loves a try, the hooker. Anytime. And they're a bit weak in the middle here, though. Hooker loves to score, you reckon? So. Oh, no, I do lie.
Maxi Plath hasn't scored for two weeks, so, you know, maybe. Starling, Maxi Plath. But what you're saying is. I'm not saying it. I avoided that. And either team by 12 or less, Cody. What do you think? Huh? No, no, you do, you boo. How many dollars do you think of that? How many dollars? Shit. For a hooker? Yeah, you know, $36, $53, baby. 53, just for a hooker. It's been a hooker. Pretty cheap. The 53.30. Holy shit. That's the omen. It's 53 flat, but still.
Get around it. 53 and 5.30. You're joking. So yes, that is the bet of the round. It's not. It's really not. Watch him fucking land it too. And then we won't hear the end of the fucking thing. And then I pretty much can't lose for the year. It's awesome to hit a big one.
¶ Final Game of the Round
Yes. And let's get to the final game of the round. And this game's a little bit un-galvanized now, and we're gone. I'm a bit surprised he's coming back in, Galvin, but you could tell they need another half in there. So Adam Dewey tried his hardest, but he just looked a bit out. And the other fella, Fainu, is just a little bit injured still, so he's not straight back in yet. Did you see the stats from Galvin's game last week?
He went back and played, but I don't think he played the team sport that he should have. The big fella had 36 runs for 201 metres. Get out of the way, boys. Give me the ball. I ain't passing to no one. 36 runs as a 5'8". It's diabolical. I think when Fain is available and fit, I think he should play 5'8", because he's looking to the future. But I don't think they should get rid of Gallon completely, so maybe play him at on the bench 13 or just, yeah, like so maybe that's what he's going for now.
I'm surprised they moved Luai to the sixth because they bought Luai as a seven. Well, there was speculation it was like a fuck you to Galvin. Putting him in the sixth jersey. That's what the speculation is. But there's a lot of, like for a team that was, like they were really coming together. And then like Lockie Galvin sort of like, and I think what got them offside was he come out and said that Benji wasn't the one to coach him.
Yeah. Which doesn't make a lot of sense. Can't improve in the situation. So basically shit on the club, the coach, and the players. Tigers though. Just Tigers. They were just starting to come good too. It's probably literally the best situation he could be in. But guys, they are also versing a team. They're versing the Sharks. I just feel like the Sharks are just the most boring team this year to stop talking about.
Because we know they're going to be flat-tracking bullies, win a lot of games, make finals. Mate, Will Kennedy. Daly M. Yeah, fucking hell. Boring football too. Just like the team. Anyway, Tigers up against Sharks, but we are the first game. How many Sharks games have you watched this year? Two. All right. And we've had seven rounds. Yeah, I'd say two. Last week, obviously. And round one. And round one. Sharks. Yeah. Now, Leichhardt over though. Beautiful, cool stadium to watch football.
I'm going to go Tigers because I don't know why. Because it's going to be a big galvanic. Because you hate the fucking Sharks. I hate the Sharks. And I do think the Tigers did turn the corner and be playing better football until last week. I like the... I don't go on the Outsider. So, yeah, Tigers will win. They re-uploaded Lockie Gall. Why not? Lockie Gall and a score. Why not? Jerome Lewis post. Team first. Until we lose. Unless we lose.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, so I want to take the Tigers. I do. I want to take the Tigers. What's the line there, Kyle? Six and a half points, mate. I thought it would be bigger. I've heard that a lot. That's what she said. Yeah, I've heard that a lot. Sorry, love. Yeah, hang on. The best I can do is two inches. Deeper. Hang on. Let me just get the rest of it out of your pocket. Sorry. Yeah, low blood flow today. It's a bit chilly in here. Fucking heat is on. Fucking heat is on.
Yeah, I got a slight blood clot. Sorry, bud. Just like fucking ringing the doorbell. Pushing fucking rope. So, um, yeah, look, where are you going, buddy? Nah, I've got to go the Sharky's, surely, surely I'll go Sharky's, but with my normal fucking Sharky's Tigers. Sharkies, Tigers, the corner. Yep. Already had it in there. Yeah, typed it out. Now, boys, this is a classic game because when I noticed it's, is it? It's at Leichhardt, hey, he said. The last time the Tigers played Cronulla at
Leichhardt. Now, this was fantastic. Jake, I still remember that your big bark in this game was Tigers 1-12. Oh, they fucking won by 14. They won 32-6. Fuck. Yeah. And Sharkies were big dog favorites then. So give me the Tigers to win this at Leichhardt because Sharks aren't that great away from Shark Park. So naturally taking the Tigers with the 6.5 start. And in that game, Jareem Buller scored twice. So give me Buller any time. Now, to the same gamer.
Boys, I'm just taking the two legs here because I've gone a bit raunchy with my first two games. So I'm just playing a save card here. This is going to be super safe. I feel like the value in this is incredible. So as I said, Buller scored two last time he played the Sharks at Leichhardt. And he's been in some pretty good form. So give me Buller any time. And I'm just rounding that out with just one more extra leg. Sam Stone Street, first, second, or third.
You might as well go him two to... I didn't talk to him before this year, he scored two or more. So you might as well go him two or more. No. Scores him in doubles. Yep. Old Hutter Young. Yep. So Samuel Shown Street, first, second or third into Buller Anytime, $9. Pick another one. It's already on, bud. Nine. Red Hot. Well, I don't like that bet, but that's a beautiful round of rubbery wrapped up. Now let's get- $9. Are you telling me that you liked fucking Tommy Starling over that? I like $53.
$9. Bit of a smoky, don't you reckon? Mate remember these are five little bets mate it's only 45 bucks mate fucking yeah straight gas brother straight gas that's a fucking break even if we all lose our other ones anyway let's get to it boys let's get our heads together because it's not been working out we're not power rangers we're like we've been we've been betting like a three fucking headed dog mate three fucking headed dog instead of one head mutt that's
what we need to get to and now let's start with a bit crucial boys to get crucial, I'll start off and I just had to go to the Melbourne Storm game, but there's so many things going on but I didn't want to just get a little $1.20, I wanted to get a little bit more and I was finding some new lines I've gone Melbourne Storm to be up by 9 or more at half time, I like that. I was looking at that, and Melbourne Storms will be winning after 10 minutes. But I thought this one was maybe a bit more.
Because some teams can just be, like, really good defensively for, like, 10 minutes. But not for a whole half against Melbourne. So, Melbourne Storm, 9+. I love it when you explain them. Where are you guys going? Coach? What's your lock in there, Cody? Yeah, I better fucking go try and remember. What are we on? Lock in. Yeah, right. Well, I'll probably double dip in a little bit, I think, maybe. It's got to be a boy. Casey McLean. Who's my boy?
The guy you traded in this week, and you better meet more. So you're telling me for Herbie. Oh, okay. But that's not his game. It's not my game. Oh, yeah, sorry. Casey McLean, anytime from moi. All right. I feel like he's burnt us already this year, Casey McLean. You can only say every player we've picked has burnt us every week. Tommy Starling. Because we haven't picked him. Yeah. He's going to start. Exactly. Hopefully it's like when you pick fucking Appian Origin.
Oh, it'd be red hot. Mate, boys, I've ended up going with, I'll be leading us off this week in the Crucial. Got an early game. I'm going the early game. No, he's going the Roosters. Fastly. Yeah. Boys, he hasn't scored this year. Oh, no. He's going to fourth player. And it's Anzac Day. Oh, no. He's going to score. And at $2.70, he's going up to $2.70. Oh, it's a good rule. James Tedesco. Oh, no, it's a fucking six-pack. So if he doesn't score,
it's a six-pack. But he's locked, though, so yeah, fair enough. That's the rule. So if you go over the 250 mark, it's a six-pack on the lock. Yeah. So, boys, Melbourne Storm, minus eight and a half, first half, into Casey McLean any time. Huh? To be up by nine or more at the halftime. I'm just making sure you've got the right line, mate. You might get the wrong fucking old cycle at you last week. What is it? Osher? Yeah, basically.
We're there fucking sometimes. Okay, sorry. I'll rephrase that for you, Jake. Sorry, sorry. Storm to be up by nine or... Can't see. Lights are on. I can talk now. You can't see the lights are on. You can talk now. You are fucking pelican shit. Shut up. I'm trying to look at the street numbers. Turn the radio down. Right. Storm to be up by nine or more at halftime. Into Casey McLean anytime. Into Tedesco anytime. Boys. $14.30. It's our biggest one of the year. 1, 4, 3, 0. But I really like it.
Except Casey McLean. One off of four equals three. Yes. And there's three heads into one. and then the zero can be at the start of Omen. Oh! It's so shit. Let's go. Let's get just like our betting. Let's get big and juicy. And I don't even know if this big and juicy box will be bigger than my $53. Fuck, I'd be in a lot better position if I could get big and juicy. I can tell you right now.
But I'm going with my boy. I think he hit me last time when I put him in my big bark and that is good old Katoni Stagg for the Broncos. First game back, I picked him and he scored. So I'm going to him again, and I just feel like he'll get up at home and get Sonny Court. The old Sonny Court. Well, I've gone double dipping in a ways. Just dropping him down to one. Lear Tower, any time. Oh, and a big bar. He didn't like it, old Jake, before.
I've got Stephen Cronin, but I feel like I picked someone up against Stephen Cronin once, and he scored two. So here we go. We're vibing. Yeah, we go. What's Kyle got? Kyle's fucking out. Lance Howard will score any time. Yeah. Very short. 220? Yeah, no, that just confused the shit out of me, that. I was like, very short for you, that's all. We want to get a win, mate. I'm confident. Yeah, well, you're probably not going to like mine.
Because I didn't like my other two games. Oh, he's gone to Bruce's game. Yes! Fuck it. I've only got two games. You've got three, and you're still going for fucking one. You better be there. I was nearly going to go both of mine from fucking the Panthers game, But I thought, no, I better spread it out. And the big fellas double dipped in one of three. What, Drupal dipped? Nah, I'm sticking with it because if it fucking doesn't get,
if it gets up and I didn't do it and I changed, I'm getting mad. Marky mark double. So I've taken old Angus Crichton for a second or third. It's going to be big, but fuck me, Kyle. He's got a better time. Mate, I've just got this feeling 1, 2, 3 for a second, I've just got this feeling, boys I've got a feeling He loves a daytime game And it's Anzac Day Crash play early Mate, he's getting it done Easy No questions asked $6.50 for that,
Put that together with Leotower anytime and Tony Staggs anytime. $58. No. $32.83. You were an idiot. Which one? Both of his. Mate, boosted. Both. B-O-F. $62.43. Oh, I said $58. You're pretty fucking close. Idiot. Idiot. Beautiful. Well, there it is. Get around it. That's our two biggest this year. Oh, no. No, we did have one bigger one. I thought we had $80 one. Nah, the highest we've had is $63.82. Well, beautiful. That's it, boys. Get around it. Gamble responsibly. Enjoy Rabby League.
Enjoy Anzac Day. Pour a beer out for the boys. Place them two up. I deserve it. And at the end of the day, get the stream. Fuck the dogs. Any little Supercoast chat? No. Nah. No one listening there, but you're going to lose shit.
