#6 Beer, Bets & Tips: NRL Round 6

He laughed at me. Wow. A little bit of a... He did say right-o boys about 15 minutes ago. Did he? Yeah. I changed it, eh?

A little bit of a prelude. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to an episode of The Motley Crue, and we are here on our beautiful late-night edition. It's so late, it's nearly seven o'clock. Wow! I'm here with Kyle and Cody. How are we doing this fine evening, boys? Running on fumes, baby. Running on fumes. It's only Wednesday. Mm-hmm. I've lived a week. I've lived a week. Dead set, think it's Friday.

I wish. How good would it be if it's Friday? It got about halfway through today, and I was like, at least the footy's on. I've done that the last couple of weeks, because I've been finishing later, and normally that's my routine on a Thursday night. I'll finish late, because I don't have anything on. And I think there was one, the other week when I had to work back, and I didn't do the potties, did the duo.

And it got to the point, and I was just that late night driving home in the dark, And I was like, oh, sweet, get home, watch the footy, pulled up and was like, what time's the game? Oh, fuck. Yeah, no, you get to hang out with us, dickheads. Oh, how good. I'm really disappointed that we missed out on Mondays. And those of you out there, we do apologize for not being able to get it out there. Monday, yeah. We, it was, you know, good and bad.

Good for Kyle and I, because we would have been able to fucking take the piss out of the big belly for the night's going down. but bad because it would have been a lot of screaming into the mic. It would have been very abusive from one. I think I got out of it. Cody wasn't available. Kyle was here, but he was not in the mood to fucking talk five sentences on that day. And I didn't really want to discuss my team and the efforts, and I didn't have to. So it was great.

How about we do it now? No, we're talking about round six. Sorry, who are you? No, we're talking about, my name's Jack. And let's put your name. And we're here to talk about round six. Very nice. We're here to talk about round six. I'm in my chair. Wee wall, wee wall. It's a new week. It's a new rugby league. Yep. A Kyle? Yeah. A Kyle. A Kyle. A core. What's your team? Hey. What's your team? The Cox. Do you know where they're sitting? 16th, mate. Shut the fuck up.

Fuck me. Fuck your playing. Hey, Lisa, not last. Yeah, that's fine. We've also versed like- I pre-tipped the Roosters to come 16th. I'm fucking smoking it. I also tipped the Eels to come 7th. Where are they coming? And spoon, baby. But what a week of Rubber League it was. Every team has got a win on the column now. So I just little shout out to the Eels and the Dolphins. Every single team has a win in Australia. Except for Panthers. That's a good stat, eh? There's a red on out there. Yes.

The forum rope. Eels are still undefeated on any day that's not a Sunday. Wow. It is still rolling. Well, they've only played one game. I know. It's still rolling. Are they playing? They haven't played since then. They're still on Saturday this week. They might be on. And Knights scored just as many points last week as they did on their bye. Back-to-back duck eggs. Oh, how good. It's round six of Rugby League, baby. We're here for the preview. Wait, we got two points last week.

Why did they get two points? This is bullshit. We're the most consistent team and we're not getting credit for it. Our defense got hit a bit and our offense was non-existent. So maybe the Bulldogs are pretty good, eh? Are you willing to admit that now? No, not yet. Not yet. Because they've asked a team of 14 players, mate. Are you still saying that Panthers are better than Bulldogs? 100%. You paused a lot for a bloke that just said 100%. Yes, because I'm 100%.

So you're telling me right now, if grand final was this weekend, it's Bulldogs versus Panthers. Full strength? Full strength? No, this weekend, right now. So Bulldogs are in a man? If the grand final is this weekend, are you taking Panthers 100%? 100%. Easy. That is a pretty hard one because they do have experience. They've been in five in a row. They've won. Dylan Edwards was back in. I understand, but that cauldron is a little bit. I get it. I get it. But is it 100%?

Okay, so. 100%. First, first, fourth. First week of the finals. Who gives the dub? Fifth, first, eighth.

Knockout. It's a bit early to talk rugby league finals. So let's just talk round six, baby. What about Origin? Can I say Origin 2? What do you reckon about the eligibility? Do we want to just have a little chat? No. Because if you're going to start with that shit, no. Hudson Young is definitely allowed to play for two second rounds.

This will be a fucking eight hour episode. No. I can tell you right now, Hudson Young is going to get picked for game one, shit himself again and get dropped for two and three. That's how it's going to happen. I reckon you should just pick a team of back rowers. Yeah, they're fucking pretty good. Hudson Young can play centre. Fuck it. Oh, yeah. Like Guthuk can play centre. No, no, no. Hey, at least it'll be... Hudson Young scores more tries than Cleary and Trell Mitt in the halves.

Don't set me the good time. Anyway, let's talk about- Round six. Round six, probably. Turbo off the bench.

Thursday night and we're- Off the stretcher. Yeah, I was going to say that. We got a fucking clash here, boys. 14th versus 15th on the ladder. Both here in one game and the Dolphins are up against the Penrith Panthers. Who would have thought we'd been saying that? Who would have thought? Dude, there was one last week as well with different teams and you were saying their ladder positions and I'm like- What? What the- That just doesn't sound right. No.

We're at Sunny Suncorp Stadium. This would be a nice game to go to. It's a Thursday night, so no thank you. Because I've got to start work at 4 o'clock on a Friday. Yeah, I've got to fucking call up on Friday. Fucking bullshit. No sleeping. Rough. Anyway, boys. How bizarre. Dolphins versus Panthers. Dolphins coming up with their first win. Can they back it up? Continue. Some big ins for both teams. Tom Gilbert backing for Dolphins off his suspension. but Panthers,

some massive ins with mainly Dylan Edwards. He's not that big. Scotty Sorensen. They do lose their hooker, Mitch Kenny, so that might be an issue. And Jack Cole's out, but I don't really think he's been doing that well lately. The star recruit finally gets a crack. Yeah, but in all fairness, you didn't think the Bulldogs were that good either, so. Still don't. Jesus. It's March football fucking dogs. It's April. Yeah, but when they keep winning, it was March. They've only won once in April.

So they're undefeated in March and April. Yeah, but one game in April. And they're, yeah, okay. Keep chatting yourself, bud. Give me Panthers, Panthers. Are you sure? We keep doing it. It keeps not working. Because it's a lure of percentages, mate. You were going Cowboys. You told me Cowboys last week and you didn't do it. You told me Dolphins. Yeah, no, I was kind of slightly confident. Like to put some money on it, I probably would have. There was value in the

Cowboys last week. There's no value in the Dolphins this week. Give me Panthers, Panthers. And I found a little sneaky one here, boys, for my trial scorer. I'm going us-us-mosis-leota. He scored the last two times against the Dolphins. No, but he actually knocked it on. You clearly see that in the replay. Yeah, but he's holding on to this one. Even though he held on to the other one too. But yeah, so Panthers, Panthers, Leota. The line is currently at seven and a half points. That's it.

Yeah, well, I'm going to sound like a broken Edmonds. A broken Edmonds? That almost works out. It did. It's cost me a lot of points, but I'm tipping Penrith. Penrith will win well. Penmuth. Penmuth. And they should win this.

And Cleary's back in the Supergoats team. VC on him have a big game he got 90 points last week and he only got one try assist so that's a good sign and fuck it Cleary's gonna score too because why not let's go storyline oh did we just before we continue, did you want to recap on last week nah we missed that podcast mate oh just quickly give us a rundown on the points uh Jake I hit my I hit my crucial two weeks in a row I think that's more than I hit I'm just doing tips just talking about

the tips I think I've hit my crucial more times this year already than I did last year uh yeah possibly you got a total of seven points Jake So you're doing real well. Cody, you got 11, and I got 12. I went 11. I got no try scores, because fucking Dickhead had fucking four of mine. I know. I bet you every single one that I took the same as that idiot didn't score. No, Tom Jenkins scored, didn't he? No. Don't believe so. Oh, I gave you points for him.

Well, you should check it then. But I'm pretty sure he didn't. No, I thought he did. No, he did not. So, yeah, sorry. Take that back. Jake, you got six, and Cody, you got 11. Yeah. Ten. Who's doing this job over here? 10. Fuck. I read it. It's at 11. Lord have mercy. What? I've double-duped myself there. You have. Every opportunity to leave it at 11, and I've gone, no, no, no. Fuck me. You're going to have to make this a shareable. What's the total?

It is. It's on Google Sheets. Well, you need to share the link because I don't trust you now. You've got access to the Gmail account. You can access Google Sheets. Well, you need to share it. I have. Totals. Totals. Cody, still first on 69. Nice. Yes. I'm second on 65, and Jake, you're doing real well, bud. Cody? 52. You're on 48. Real questions? He can't even fucking raise the bat. Head-to-head tips. I reckon I'm only like two behind you.

No, you're two behind me, and I'm two behind Cody. Okay, so I'm still like four. Oh, just overall head-to-head tips. Yeah, you're 23, I'm 21, and Jake's 19. I think I'm 21, but anyway. But the line is, you're killing us on the line. Hang on, catch up, catch up. I got a proper serious question for Cody. When was the last time you did 69? Anyway. Yeah, proper serious question, eh? That's where the boys are working the night, actually. 69 Ann Street. I wouldn't mind it.

I've never met an Ann I would 69. I don't know about you guys. It's all right, you don't have to look at her face. You can look right at the ring, although the old starfish. Just out here eating breakfast, brother? Yeah. Cody, what are you typically betting? And what is your multi? Oh, fucking hell. Ferble. Choking on the clitoris.

Where's that? No idea. I thought that was like the tooth fairy in fucking Santa and shit. You were going to say it's like your teeth, not that? Just take him out, you reckon? That's why we did this podcast earlier, because it's getting a bit late here. So I've gone to the late night show. I've gone Panthers to 69 the Dolphins. But I've got Dolphins with the line. I reckon the Panthers... Oh, it's so disappointing. Oh, but that really 69-ing? You've only just beat them.

No, it is 69-ing. Keep them close. He's taking the Panthers with one and the Dolphins with the other. Oh, yeah. I'm double dipping. Okay. Yeah, so I've got Dolphins with the line. I reckon the Panthers will improve. Definitely got some good ins. I reckon the Dolphins will hang. They've been playing pretty all right last couple of weeks. So I reckon they'll keep it close. And I've got Paul Alamotti any time.

Penetrating the Dolphins. Defensive line. Nice. So how are you going to get us back on some green ticks and win us some money, Cody? What's the go? What's the plan? Ah, yes. This is I. This is I. Let me just get it up. Pun intended. Well, if your phone wasn't that big, mate, you could reach around. The old rusty trombone. The old reach around. Wow. The old blumpkin. James, you can tell. So what I've done here, we'll start off, only just a little. I've gone Jackie Bostock any time.

And then I've gone Paul Alamotti, two or more. And then I've gone Blaise Talangi. I think because it's taken him so long to get his game, I think he's going to be really wanting to prove himself. With Cleary's deer on the show, it'll really open up his running game. He has a really good running game. He can't pass. And I think he's going to slice through. I like that. So, yeah, Paul Alamotti, two or more. Jack Bostock, anytime. Blaise Talunghi, anytime.

$24. $24? Yeah. I was going to say $18. I like $24. Oh, I thought it might have been up over the 30s, but just because of the Alamotti, two or more. Is Bostock on the wing or is he playing center at the moment? No, Bostock's not there, but Bostock's on the wing, yeah. Sweet. Zing. Bullshit zing. Okay, we're getting to Friday. Let's get to the second game. We're going down to beautiful Wollongong. Don't really know what Bo stacks.

He's really good at cooking. He cooks a lot of stacks. He does stock the show all right, though. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to beautiful Wollongong. We're going to win the stadium. We've got the Dragons up against the Gold Coast Titans. Two disappointed games for these two last week with two bad losses when they've been playing a bit better and suddenly, eh, shit. Anyway, what are we thinking, boys? What are we thinking? I'm thinking it's not my chance. I don't know. You guys go first.

Mate, I'll tell you right now. The Titans had an absolute shit show last week. They looked pretty shit. The Dragons lost to the Eels, so give me the Titans, and the Titans are covering. Four and a half points is the line, and the Dragons are favorites, actually. That's the price, man. Yep. So, yeah, Titans, Titans. And my try scorer, just to go against that, is Christian Tuopalotu. He has been going all right. He has been crossing that stripe. Well, I'm with you on the Titans, Titans.

I think it's going to be hard not having Tino through suspension. Fuck, I forgot that part. Yeah, that makes it a bit rough. But I've gone Titans, Titans to come back in the attack. And I've gone... He had a bit of a quiet game last week, so I reckon he's going to step up this week. And I've gone Jaden Campbell. He just wanted a Pepsi, mate. Oh, mate, be a good bloke. Bring him a fucking beautiful, hard-rated, no sugar. Look after him, and he doesn't want it. Sponsor.

If you want a sponsor, it's hard-rated. Oh, no, like I want it. It's Saturday night, mate. Cash is free. Three quarters, my bed's free. No one's here tonight. Hey. But then I have to fight the traffic in the morning. Three quarters of it. Leave when I leave and there'll be no traffic, brother. Oh, that could be a plan. You don't want to leave at three o'clock in the morning, though. No way. It turns your podcast into getting fucking pissed on a Wednesday night. Yeah.

We've had a week. Yeah. And I've got a lot of alcohol on that fridge. I saw that. Oh, look at that. Cute little fuck. It's Wynn Stadium. I think it's going to be the Dragons. I think it was the Dragons a lot last year too, with Shane Flanagan up, down, up, down, but not a lot of down downs. I don't know about you. I've never thought they'd been very good at playing football. So, Dragons, I think they're going to win. They're going to cover that line and beat Gold Coast Titans. Ooh. Ooh.

So, Dragons, Dragons. Dragons, Dragons. You said the line was only four points, so yeah, definitely Dragons. Yep, and who's scoring, bud? I've got a few of my... Yeah. I've got a few players. There's a possible 34 I can pick from. I've narrowed it down to 26. Take a little.

Because not little Jacob Little has already scored a couple this year he's definitely the best most attacking hooker on the team he should be playing more minutes and I've got the same game multi here and I'm going I just tried to narrow him down to the starting side and he still picked a benchy yeah I'm trying for three points babe I need to catch up, at this rate we should just give you ten points per try scorer because you suck well I'm going.

Christian Tupolotu to score I'm going Jacob Little to score and that doesn't help Yeah, you do. What do you mean you need some help? Jayden Campbell, mate. Oh, yeah. I go on Jayden Campbell. Oh, yeah. I had no idea this bet, so I'm just going on my super coach players. He's just fucked us. Yeah. He went to a lotto, I went Campbell, and you fucking thrown them both into your multi. Hey, that's fine. What's fine? No, because we did that last week on the Knights Bulldogs. You went best.

He went. Cody, you went Jerry, and I went Cripton. Yeah, you went awesome. None of them scored. To be fair I went 0-3 in that game No one scored No one scored, So Janet Campbell Into Tupolotto I cannot say Tupolotto Into Jacob Little, Don't mind it Wait for the odds $24 Not bad $28.75 Yeah What's wrong with that? It's a benchy For a halfback And a benchy Janet Campbell Loves to try And Little's already scored Twice this season He loves to try A benchy hooker? Mm.

You don't normally pay much for them. But anyway. Anyway. This is the type of bet that Jake would actually fucking land. It's like Happy Carousel's going on in Oregon. I would never forget that. Because I think it was my first bet ever won. Yeah. Podcast. Yeah, we were fucking blowing up. Yeah, because I picked who? A fucking New South Welschman, didn't I? Yep. Probably the trail or something. Tommy. Who'd I pick?

You picked a New South Welschman because you thought the Blues were going to pump you. I picked a New South Welschman and it was like whatever he goes. If all you had to do was follow your boy. Oh, yeah. You didn't choose Hammer or. Or the hammer. No, no, no. It wasn't the hammer. It was someone else. Or someone. It was someone that you're like, you would have picked him.

Why did you not pick him? Cobo or something. Yeah, it was like, if you were picking for someone from Queensland, you would have picked him. But that was the game where you were blowing up because they picked the hammer at center. And you're like, he's not at center. And then. Play that back. Let's get it to Friday night, baby. We've got the clash of the stable and the coop. How we feeling, boys? We going into this game live? We're going too early. Kyle, are you going or what? Round two early.

When is it? Friday night, baby. Friday night. What time? Is it the second game? It was the late game. Eight o'clock. Daylight Savings are back locked in. Yeah. Carly's got her birthday dinner on Friday night. And couldn't have had it at like a pub or something. Like an Hogs Breath. They're not going to be playing the footy. Oh, gross. I'm going to be that guy in the corner. Even though it might be Broncos,

it could. Well, not these days. They're like Hogs Fancy Cafe these days. Yeah, isn't it? Yeah.

I haven't been there since they've done it all up. which yes anyway anyway so yeah big game here Broncos versus Roosters Broncos pretty much exactly the same their edge forwards another little setback with Picora being, suspended again again grub gone Roosters and he's just knocked out they've dropped Chad Townsend finally Lindsay Collins out too so another big out in the forwards out for a bit too six weeks lost for the origin Radley be back in Mark Marky Mark might be back in and big...

Dom Young to get dropped. Big Hugo with his debut starting. He looks like a fucking... He looks like a unit. Yeah, well, he's got... It'd be interesting to see him at halfback. Back row. Back row halfback, back row 5'8", bloody Julian Zubicach. They added the back... He was only halfback. They added the second row forward. Yeah. Because he was coming in on the edge. Coming in playing fucking... But he definitely can't defend at centre. We discovered that against the Titans.

Round two of the matchup though, Kyle. Yeah. I'll tell you what, If Dom Young gets dropped, if Marky Mark comes into this side, is he named in the reserves? Yeah, Ben. Yeah, so if Marky Mark comes in, Roosters take this game, hey. I still reckon they could drop Toya. No, Dom Young's out, though. No, they've had the rumors all week. I know, but yeah. Toya has done. Toya can defend. He did well against the trail. He did.

And Dom Young, we know he can't defend, and he's struggling to even score tries. Oh, his meters running sideways is still good. Oh, don't even start that. Fuck me. Dude, there was one last week or whenever it was, and he went all the way across to the left, seen nothing, and then turned around and came all the way back. It would be all right if there was only one. Oh, man. Anyway, I'm taking the Broncos head-to-head. Oh, yeah, you are. But I'm taking the rest of the line. What's the line?

14 and a half. Yeah, okay. Fucking soft. Just take him, bro. You've already beaten us once. Demons, bro. Demons. Tupo, anytime. We've got fucking Marty Tupac. Oh, in our team. Might knee someone in the head. Broncos to win by field goal. Broncos. I can't see any. I can't see Roosters winning, mate.

They're playing rubbish. They're looking horrible. And look at the halves right here. We've got Ben Hunt and Adam Reynolds against Sandon Smith and Hugo Savali. That is like 500 games versus 25. Last week. What do you mean last week? It was Fainu and Galvin versus Hunt. It was like a combined look. There's less games than Sanders Smith and Hugo, I reckon. That's why I said it like. Not exactly the same. Very similar. But that half bang.

Broncos at home again, winning well. Back to Friday night where they love playing football. Rhys Walsh, he did play a little bit better last week, so I think he's starting to warm up to it. So, yeah, Broncos for me to win well. And the Roosters are shit. And they're going to be in the bottom ladder after this week. Okay. Who's your trial scorer, bud? Rhys Walsh is due. Yeah, he didn't score. I already had it typed in.

Rhys Walsh. Yeah. So Broncos, Broncos, Walsh. Yeah. And let me guess for you, Cody, Broncos, Broncos, Arthurs. Negative. Ooh, yeah, he let him down. He let him down a couple weeks ago. Broncos, Roosters. Hey. Pain Huss. I reckon there could be some demons there, and I reckon because you have beaten us, there'll be that confidence. And Robert Toya did make a bit of a mess to Shibasaki's side,

so he'll have confidence. And I'm telling you, if Dom Young gets dropped and it's Nakawashi on a wing, that's dangerous times. Because he can defend a lot better than what Dom can. And that's the main side over there with Arthurs and that coming at him. Yeah. I like it. And yeah, and Big Payne Haas as my try scorer. It's not a bad shout actually. Right. Kyle, I reckon you have a couple of drinks and we'll go to Hungry Jacks and... Uh, maybe you just shut up, bud. Uh, so, for the same gamer...

See, I said not, like, negative or no. That means, like, I could probably keep peer pressuring. Peer presser, I love it. Yeah, old fucking bendy arms over there. Fucking rubber arm. The fucking flaming flabble flap tube man. Whatever you say. That inflatable fucking fella. Yeah. Flammable. That's where you lost me. I'm like, where's he going with this? Anyway, the same game. I thought you were talking about that meme where he's

just in the house on fire and it's just like everything's fine. He's the chill guy. Same game over this one. So total points is going over is 49.5 points. Oh, holy. Yeah, look, the Roosters, their defense has been all right, but Friday night and Brizzy, I think it's going to be a bit like the Panthers game they had. It's just there's going to be a lot of defense played. And the Broncos showed a little bit of weakness in their defense last week against the Tigers.

Especially late. Especially if the Broncos score points early. Yeah. They'll let the Roosters back over. Yeah. And because I do think the Broncos are going to score some points and probably win this game, I've taken Arthurs and Cobbo to combine for three or more into... You don't rate your wingers. No. I'm going to be very worried about that leg if Dom Young drops out of the side. Oh, what do you do to his leg? Anyway, Daniel Tupo is the third leg of that multi.

So Tupo anytime, total points overs, 49.5, and Arthur's and Cobo to combine for three or more. Reining it back in at $7.50. $7.50. Because we need to fucking hit something. Beautiful. Now let's get to Super Sad Day, boys, and we start off with... Well done. You know, two big teams, two, like, teams that had... Loyak. ...had title aspirations at the start, finals, and... I feel like they're both a bit shaky right now. We've got the Cronulla Sharks against Manly.

Both teams just, you know, they're just missing the mark at the moment. Both out on a Manly still six, but, you know, I still feel like they're not playing that great. Jake, you say it every week, flat track bullies. Both these teams. These two teams are the biggest flat track bullies. Yeah, and the Sharks are the home team. So, Sharks, Sharks, and Brittanikara. Oh, okay. He's jumping and he wants that smoke.

Fucking just keep backing him, boys. I was going to say, why do we keep doing it? Did you back him? Fuck, I did. As soon as you think, try a score, you just... Nikora. Yeah, as soon as I... Eros out? Nikora. Nikora. Yep. Otherwise, it would have been Ero. Line is at six and a half points. So, Shark, Sharks, Nikora for me. Jack? Yeah, Sharks. Sharks. I just think mainly of this... They're looking flat as without Turbo. Shark Park.

And yeah, Sharks just played so disappointing last week. Lost that game to Raiders. They're going to win this game and they're flat track bullies. I'm not copying you. You let me down last week. You let me down so much. But I'm going, I'm going Muotalo. Surely, my boy. Keeps letting me down, though. You know who doesn't let you down? The fucking back row that just trucks nut. It's fair. Fair. And righto. So, yeah, same thing. Like, they both had shitters last week.

Both copped the dub. I mean, copped the L. So, they were looking to play, and I think the home ground advantage would make a difference. I'd probably lean more towards Manly if it was at Brookie. But I've gone the Sharkies here, and I reckon they're going to bounce back. So I've gone the Sharkies. Sorry, boys. Just quick. I might have done some very bad hosting and traveling then. This game's actually in Perth.

Sorry, boys, if you didn't know. Because I said Shark Park a couple of times, and we were over in Perth. Everything stays the same. Okay. No changes for me. No dramas? Yeah. Although, an eagle would probably travel longer distance better than a shark. Nah, no way. A shark could swim around, mate. Yeah, they've got to go around. Yeah, but they don't like the waters. No, but they've got to go around. Yeah. Straight as... But can the eagle go that far, that quick?

That's why they're saying, as an eagle floors. What a sad day, you know. We've got a Perth doubleheader here. We're taking rubber league. Yeah, so I've got sharks. Manly. I reckon they're going to keep it close. I reckon it's going to be a high-scoring affair. I've got Sharks, Manly, and I've gone Nakora anytime, which leads into my bet of me thinking it's going to be a high-scoring game. There's going to be points on offer. They're both going to be firing.

I've gone total match points over 48.5. So I've copied Kyle, basically, on the last game. I've then also, just to fucking spice it up, because, you know, try-scores haven't been working, don't you? I've got the Cronulla Sharks to be leading at halftime by five to eight points. So up by a converted try and we're in, baby. Into Hiroti. It's red hot, actually. To go back to back and score. That five to eight, though, that sounds too close. I'll tell you what, if it's...

Yeah. Yeah. A try. I can tell you. Like a converted try or a converted try on a penalty. If it's like, if it's 20 to 16 and a half, no, 20 to 14 and a half time and Haradi scored, fucking, we're on. This game is going to be playing at 12 o'clock, midday in Perth. That's hectic. They're going to be sleeping. There's not many points in this game. No, mate, it says 3 o'clock. Don't let's say it, bro. Oi, so, also, I didn't know the next game was in Perth.

I knew that one. I didn't know it was a doubleheader. Oh, is there two games in Perth? This whole week, this whole Saturday, there is no games on the eastern border of Australia. I reckon this could be one of the first times in a very long time. It's pretty wild. NRL trying to get fucking national.

Pun intended. And for those of you playing at home, that was $27 worth of bet. Game brought responsibly. Red hot. So, yes, we've got the doubleheader. Next game is two winning teams from last week. We've got the South Sydney Rabbitohs up against North Queensland Cowboys. The Rabbitohs, mate, they just keep getting injuries. They just love a good injury, their team, brother. Cody Walker, Humphreys. Yeah, brother. Out. Yeah, brother. But they do get some big ins.

Alex Johnson back in. Ewan Aitken. What a good one. He was a good signing, but he still hasn't played, so that's a red hot back in. Cowboys being favorites. Cowboys. They've been playing that good. Reuben Cotter back in and looking good. Versus the Dalliam points leader. The smallest bloke in the RL. And big old box office Latrell named captain. Big old box Latrell. Name captain M5A's. What a fuck. That's going to be good, A's. All right, come on. He's got to say. Latrell back last week,

just watching him, he's like, yeah, he's good. He's good for rugby league. Oh, what? That fucking four-meter forward pass. That, just his goal kicks. I mean, his dropout somehow just bounced over the line. It's so bullshit, bro. That one, the first one that, like, bounced and went straight across the line. He just does that. I'm like, okay, that's a bounce. That other one that bounced fucking six times and they managed to get the ball

back. I'm like, that's taken the piss. He just does things and he used to be, he used to play for the Roosters. It was pretty cool. Really? Didn't know that. What are we thinking, boys? Where are we going with this game? Yeah, look, I think it's just going to be... It's been a tough two weeks for the Rabbitohs. They got that win over Penrith, just held on, somehow beat probably one of the best teams in the comp last week with the injuries they've had.

And the Cowboys, coming off of the Panthers' win, they seem to just be improving each week. Give me Cowboys, Cowboys. And Tommy Dearden loves a try against South Sydney. He'd be a bit under par. But he'd be up against old Bud Sullivan too, so that's a good shout. He'd be like, I'm a fucking smoky, bro. Yep. So, yeah, Cowboys, Cowboys, and TD.

Just a quick mention too to old Lewis Dodd, who just keeps fucking biting his own fucking foot with the old fucking suspender before round one, so Humphrey gets his spot. Now he definitely would have been in and get suspended again. So now Bud Sullivan gets a crack at it. $700,000 to just keep fucking suspending yourself. To get suspended in Reggie's. Yeah. How good. You're right, oh, hero. Is anyone else going to have a crack at this game or? Nah.

We get to skip every now and again, don't we? Nah, so I'm just going to go complete opposite to the big fella. I'm going Rabbits Rabbits. I'm just loving the Wayne Bennett magic, mate. I think he's second 10. What's something, Cody? And just because he's back in, helps out my Super Cudge draft team because I've got 83 center wings. How old Johnson? Anytime. Beautiful. We'll just hand over to our correspondents in America.

Sent that carrier pigeon. The Rabbitohs can't keep winning. Wayne Bennett can't keep doing this. They're just fucking losing like flies. I'm going Cowboys. Cowboys are playing pretty good the last two weeks there. They've actually turned a corner. They've shown some results in defense. And Rubicon is back in. Resolve, my friend. That's what I said. I just said it really quick like French. Anyway. Croissant. Croissant. So I'm going Cowboys to win, Cowboys to cover.

But I'm going on the trail to school. I'm going to take that... That extra point, him in the halves. That's all, folks. And he didn't score last week, which was wild. I feel like he's trying, was it trying? I don't know. Got to try to score. Just to clarify that. I've got this in my same game, Malty, and I've gone a bit Cody vibes. I've got a bit wild here. Fuck you, man. Line's one and a half points, by the way. Yeah, sweet. I don't know. What does that matter?

I'm just confirming. Sweet. Yeah, I've got this as my game, and I've got a bit Cody vibes here because I'm going Cowboys to win. I'm going there to win by like eight or more. I feel like they're going to win okay. That was also by the reason why I chucked it in there. Excuse me. But I just, I can't, I can't trust any of the Cowboys people to score tries, but I can trust the Rabbitohs. I can trust Alex Johnson to score because he's going to be the top try scorer in the rugby league.

I'm going to trust him to score and I'm going to trust Latrell to score. He's not going to play two games in a row when he's coming back from injury without scoring a try. So he's going to score. That's fucking facts, bro. And it's Luttrell. He's running out of fucking Jake Clifford and Kyle Donald. Jake Clifford's the guy. He's scoring. So yeah, that's my same game multi. I reckon anyone running out of Jake would probably score a try.

Jake Javovic can fucking go, all right, mate. He's tough to score against. No, no. I'm pretty sure he was born a Jacob. No. But then he's just showing it to Jake. You're right, because I was about to say, oh, what about Jake Preston? But he is a Jacob, and I'm definitely not. And either is Jake Truboevich. It's not Jacob Truboevich. That sounds dumb. That sounds gross. You can't have that many letters in your last name and have extra letters in your first name.

You can't have B as the last letter of your first name and the second letter of your last name. Truboevich. So, yes, that's my multi, and we're looking at about $24 there, aren't we, Kyle? Oh, boys, we need to wrap this up. So, what did you say? Fuck you, tell me what you said. I've got Cowboys win by eight or more. Yep. But AJ and Lutrella score. Yep, you got $15.75, bud. Yeah, gross. That's disgusting. Yeah. Tell you what, those gamble irresponsibly, guys.

Put fucking no money. Gamble responsible. Put no money on our shit bets. Oh, I tell you what, this bloke couldn't spell value. Now we're getting a Saturday night and we're going to the beautiful Northern Territory. If you haven't been there, I recommend it. Just go in June or July. And we got... It's working hot in November. Shout out to good old Butters Lee and Josh Happy. They should go to this game because they don't get much more entertainment in

Northern Territory. Butters lives in Alice Springs, bro. Yeah, not that far, mate. Trust me. Say that to anyone from Alice. I've done about three days of it. We've got Parramatta Eels up against the Canberra Raiders. Well, maybe they could just do it like what we did when we went to Newcastle. Just go there and not watch the game. Sleep in a hotel. Just fucking get in their car, drive around the corner and watch it on the phone.

Couldn't do that. Oh, no, you're not allowed to watch it. You've got to go there and not watch it. I'm backing Raiders. Raiders win well. I think Raiders have turned. I reckon, man, they're looking really good. If they don't make finals how they've started this year, I'm going to be very surprised. And just their team and everything's going well.

So I'm going Radisson win well and I don't want to do it no I don't want to do it I can't do it you're not doing it no I can't do it yeah I'm going to do it Harry Young Harry Young baby.

I didn't pick him I did pick him last week yeah he didn't score again and he doubled up yeah so I reckon double points double points no that's four points no you've got to pick him for a double no I asked about this at the start of the year bud I didn't remember that yeah to be honest I'd give it to you anyway because you're fucking shit. Cody what do you got here mate Raiders, Raiders, Tomoko.

What is a line? A line? It is six and a half. I don't... Boys. You got eels, mate. You vibing. Fuck no. Lomax is out. Oh, yes. That was released today. Ouch. That's up to Robbie Lee too. And the other reason why I found that out is while I was putting this bet on... There's a good guy to watch. ...that it said suspended. And I was like, like on his anytime try score a line. And I was like, ah. So he's out. I was like, well, there goes my thinking of what I thought might...

I thought it was going to be really close. Give me Raiders, Raiders. And I'm taking the young fella on the wing, Tamale. Hot Tamale. Because a sneaky little stat. Snatch. Now, the last 13 games, the right winger has scored 12 times against the Eels. 12 out of the last 13. Holy shit. Yeah. So give me Tamale. Okay. Which, obviously, is in my first leg of the same game multi for this game. So, Tamale anytime. Then I'm... Go on first one, two, three, bro. Then taking the Raiders with the

line. So, minus six and a half. And into Tomoko anytime. So, Tomoko, Tamale anytime. Raiders, minus six and a half. Tamale or not Tamale? You have gone short. $7.25. Oh, yes. $25. $25. $0.25 cheaper than your last one. Mm-hmm. It's getting worth. Yeah. Your next one better be $7, right? Lucky I've only got two this week. Let's get to Super Sunday, baby. Super Sunday. We start off with the red hot. Chili peppers. Not the table leaders, but probably the best team in the comp

right now. The Melbourne Storm. Bulldogs are on the buy, bud. The Melbourne Storm. We're talking about the Melbourne Storm here. The Bulldogs. The Melbourne Storm here. The Melbourne Storm who lost to the Dragons who lost to the Eels. We're talking about the Melbourne Storm here. Who lost to everyone else. Everyone. We've got the Melbourne Storm here up against the Warriors, off the bye, back from New Zealand, and they're not in New Zealand. They come into Melbourne, and they suck at Melbourne.

They don't win many games in Melbourne. I'll tell you that right now. They're undefeated in the Southern MFC this year. Cool. Fucking hell. That's not as Southern as Melbourne. That did not commute. It did not commute. Commute? It didn't because it didn't fucking get there. You did not receive it. Oh, you good, bud? Oh, Kyle. Yeah. Oh, Kyle. Old man over there, he said you look like an owl. Hey. Anyway. What did he say? He was wanting me to say, ooh. Ooh.

Red hot. That's a good joke. I heard that today for the first time ever. I thought it was red hot. We got Melbourne Storm up against the Warriors. And I'm thinking, yeah, Melbourne Storm are pumping, mate. It's a daylight game. We're out in the... Their tack is looking zingy. I reckon they're going to score 70 points sometime this year. They're looking red hot. This week? It sucks to watch. Nah, not this week. Okay. But what are you doing for this week? Have a storm. Win.

Win. Win, win, win. Win? Win by 30. I told you they were going to win by 20 last week, and they did. Well, last week I didn't realize I sort of wish I had a second stack, because I took Manly. Ouch. I mean, Jerome Hughes coming back in didn't help me. I think there might have been a little bit of caveat that I said, if Jerome Hughes plays, then fuck everything I just said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when they lose, they've never lost back-to-back in the last two years. Oh, yeah.

And the game after they lose, their comeback game, they averaged 38 points. Oh! An average of 38. So I'm like, holy Jesus. Old bellyache fucking really gets into them. They hate losing. Which is really weird because he seems like such a nice guy. And I'm not chill, bro. Very docile. And Papenow's scoring because I'm bringing him in my Super Coach team and I need some help. Oh, well, I might as well trade him out because he's going to get injured now. Fuck.

Fuck. Yeah, right. So, I think the Storm will win, but I don't think they're going to cover the line. 16 and a half points against a team that's coming off by, refreshed, renewed. So, yeah, I think the Warriors will cover the 16 and a half points. And he hasn't scored the last two weeks, and I'm pretty sure one of us has at least taken him the last two weeks. I know, Jake, you took him last week. Eli Katowa. Definitely due. Oh, yeah. Not now that I said that, but I've got him to score.

Cody, over to you, my friend. Myself. I've gone Storm, but I've got the Warriors to cover. I don't reckon the Storm are going to go for another big pumping. I reckon the Warriors are going to play good enough, keep it close. I know, like Jake said, they don't normally play very well in Melbourne, but I reckon they're going to go good. They haven't fucking lost a game since they come back from Vegas, So they've been playing some fucking good football.

So I've gone Storm Warriors to cover, and I've gone Anderson anytime. He scored four last week. Three. Yeah, he's got three. So I've gone, yeah, Anderson anytime, which then rolls into my bet. Let's juice it up. Rolls into my bet. I just want to place a thing here on the whole Warriors-Melbourne thing. Yeah. The last two times they've played in Melbourne, Warbrick scored, they scored two tries in the last three minutes to win Melbourne. Oh, yeah.

That was Oatsy, Coatsy. And the game before that, they scored 18 unanswered to win against the Warriors. The Warriors just can't finish in Melbourne. So you're saying they still lost? And lost about 16 games in a row. That's the sad I read today. Oh, it's click. Fucking hell. I think it's 16 in a row. Warriors only like the edge in fucking Melbourne. Don't often finish. No, they beat him in the trial. Trial? Fuck yeah.

Yeah, no, that's good for you. I'm pretty sure Melbourne have beat Warriors 16 games in a row head-to-head in National Rugby League. And now, so to go to my bet, just to spice it up, like I said, the trial scorers weren't working, so I've been going just random markets in a ways. So to start off, nice and simple, I've got Grant Anderson scoring two or more. Now, Jake blew up because I took him for one in my tip one because he scored three last week, so I know I've got him for two.

So that'll piss him off even more. It's not hard to do. He scored three last week. He's not going to point him. Sixth vacuum, he won't score one. Huh? Huh? Get out of here. Melbourne Storm. Four pack. Melbourne Storm, one to 12. Yeah. Big win, little win. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Did someone say 13? So big fucking, oh, yeah, big win, little win, 1-12. And just to fucking change it up a little bit, go a bit rogue, I've got fucking the WARS to score the first try.

Oh, I hate it. So, yeah. So that's a good bet. If Jake hates it, it's a good bet. Team WARS to score first. Melbourne Storm to win 1-12. Grant Anderson to score two or more tries. $24.25. Come on, Kyle. That's got to be the shittest multi of the week. That sounds horrible. No, you literally had a bet with Jacob Little in it. He scored two troubles this week. You had the bench hooker. Anyway. That's it. That's it for the week. Game of the round, baby.

Game of the round. It's got to be. We've got it back on the bye. It's got to be the game of the round. I scored the same amount of points. Going back to the mighty hunts at McDonald Jones Stadium where Newcastle liked to play rugby league. We don't like playing anywhere else. Oh, but you guys aren't flat-track bullies, are you? No, we're not. We're not. Because we're not that great. But we are. You've got a bully to be a bully. Yeah, we don't have any bullies.

We're all nice guys, man. We're all beautiful people that play for Newcastle. And we're up against the Mighty West Tigers, who got absolutely pumped last week. And we've already versed them once this year, and we beat them. Just? We're going for the double-double. Barely. In a fucking ugly game. We have been hit with something out, so we have awesome. If Happy Coruscant plays that game, Tigers win. We've got some massive injuries here. We've got Elliott out,

Cogger out, Hederton out, Safiti out. And Schiller out. Five blokes. Ouch. But we do get Kuypiespool back in. So that's nice. We get... That's about it. We got some other blokes in, but they're not great.

A little way back for Tigers? Yeah. Yeah, Loi's in. He's been named. And Jacob Skelton in. Jacob Jarrell Skelton. I know his name. Jacob Jarrell. Jarrell. So that's good for the Tigers. They're looking good, but they've got to come back. They played pretty well. They played pretty shit last week. Especially in that second half. They just got wiped off the floor. Full Newcastle, though. We're back at our home stadium on a Sunday afternoon.

It's got something to go for us. What a time to embarrass yourself in front of your home crowd. We usually don't do that. When you're meant to play your best. You can go fucking three weeks in a row without scoring a point. We don't do that. You're about to. Are we? Yeah. Tigers, Tigers. I reckon, mate, you guys first round one, they didn't have Abbey Coruscant or... Do I? Yeah, and you beat them by two. Yeah, man. You still couldn't score points on them? We won. Barely, right? Barely.

So give me Tigers, Tigers, but I do actually kind of think Marju's due for a try, so I'm taking Marju. Yep. Get it down. Get it in ya. I feel like you guys are just keeping me alive and there's our betting and tipping because you guys are just trying to hex Newcastle so much. That's right. I need something. Brother, you guys can't score a point. You're hexing yourselves. There's one week when we haven't scored a point. Two weeks in a row, bud. Yeah, and it was 100% noticeable.

I called it on the potty. I sent it through the group chat. You'd be lucky to score a point. That was red hot, that, actually. I had that on lock for about 20 minutes. I had that for 20 minutes. I was like, how early do I send it just to seem like mad? If I send it with 15 to go and still no points, but then I was like, if I hold off, if you motherfuckers kick a fucking penalty goal at the end for shits and gigs, would have made it even better.

But I'm going Tigers, Tigers, Appy. Kyle says about fucking Appy, you know, probably get the dub in that round one clash. If he's there, I reckon he scores a meaty if he's there. Because you're going to be frail around the middle, bud. You're going to be frail around the middle. No, we're not. Frail on the edges. We're not. Frail in the coach's box. Frail in the front office. Olme's not there trying to trip people, so.

Yeah, he is. No, he's not. He's fucking suspended, right? He's your number seven. Yeah, he's on the middle. That's good. You can say that out there. Oh, because you can't trip people on an edge. How blatant was that trip, by the way? So gross. When I seen it straight away, I was like, oh, what the fuck? Is someone... He's done the old... And like... Like the dogs were on... They were on the momentum and on top then, but we weren't losing the game by like 20 points.

It was such a petty thing too. Like, he was right there next to him. He just had to make the tackle and he thought, no, fuck it. I'll just turn around and trip him. You fucking white Kiwis. You can't say that. Holy. On behalf of Kyle and I, we apologize for that. Yeah, I'm not associating myself with those comments. Anyway, Jake, tipping. Who you got, bud? I think I'm going to win, mate. We're going to win so much. You said that last week.

Yeah, I said we're going to win. I didn't say we're going to win well. And I did not say that very confident. I was more hoping that week. I'm not hoping that. I demand it or I expect it.

And I'm confident we will beat the Tigers especially when we're at home mate you know we mean something on Sunday afternoon we love it there's going to be 20 people thousands no no no lock in your first answer close to 20,000 people 20 people, back in the boys and we're on I need I want Ponga to play good because I've got him in my super coach no you don't mate you talk as shit he's in my super coach and he's one of the players that I like was like a pick and stick I just

want to leave him in there and go sweet Don't believe them, mate. So, who's your try scorer? Ponger. Ponger. Ponger. Oh, you're just copying Cody. Huh? He caught... He was someone else. He met Appy. Yeah. We got a team. Ponger. Huh? Ponger. Just said... Huh? And I would talk about Ponger, man. Quack. The picture bit with... Huh? Ponger. We're going straight. We're going to the Muttley crew. Crucial. Huh? We're not. Because I've got to tell you my multi first.

And somehow, Kyle gave me Newcastle. I told him not to because I just can't help myself. I'm biased. And if one of my multis of Newcastle ever hit, I wanted to be one of these games where we're fucking running rampant, running wild, because then it's just like red hot hard. So I'm going. You'll be red hot and hard. Greg Marzou to score two because you're right. He hasn't scored in a while. Oh, good, yeah. I'll just get him out of my super coach and he'll go fucking

tunnel. Oh, I like that too. That's a good little. Oh, did you get him out of your coach? That's a good little. I fucking love that leg now. Gagai's going to score. He just works so hard. He loves to try. He doesn't get too many, but he's going to score this game. And I've got Newcastle to win. We're going to race it, and we're going to score 30-plus points first. You're going to race it? We're going to race it. We're going to race the Tigers

at 30. We're going to beat them, because the Tigers aren't even going to score 15. So let me just confirm here. The Knights, who have got an average of zero points over the last two weeks. Technically, it's not an average. They're yet to post an average. It's a median. The median and average is, when it's on a two-game basis, is the same. But you can't average out of two games when one game wasn't zero. It's like a not out, bruv. Which one is it? Mean, median, or mode?

The median and the mode are zero. Average is not zero. It is. No. You've played two games and you scored zero points. No, one game we didn't play was a bye, you fuckhead. No, they haven't even batted it. But anyway, you've taken the Knights to race the 30. Yes. Love that. What are the odds on that, mate? Like, so you've got someone to score two tries and a centre that doesn't normally score and the Knights to score 30 plus points. Yeah, it was weird. $18, mate?

I punched it into Sportsbet and it said, who the fuck knows? $19. Yeah, I like that. Get around that.

But anyway, let's get straight to it. Let's get to the muttly multis and fucked boys. Come with me, mate. I'm on a fucking roll. I hit a big buck last week, bud. I'm on a roll. First one of the season. I'm on a roll, mate. I'm talking about a crucial bag. That's what it's supposed to be. You guys keep telling me it's the crucial. you know this is what we think we'll definitely get up I don't think you guys have hit a crucial fucking year mate I've hit two and Cody's hit three,

He just hit his third. So catch up, bro. Catch up. You finally catch up. You finally join the race. And now all of a sudden you want to spray shit. No, I'm confident. No, exactly. Okay. Yeah, see what happens when he's fucking held accountable. Let's bring it back a bit. Okay, boys. We're going all right with our Crucials. Now, let's just hit it all together so we win some fucking money. Oh, get one now.

So my Crucial boys, Kallen Ponger is scoring. He is scoring one try this weekend. He's back at home. He's the captain. And we need him to stand up. And he didn't stand up last week, but he scored. I'm just pointing out, though. Count the pocket, baby. I'm just pointing out that the last two weeks that you've hit, it's been part of your multis. You've fucking locked it in. You've loved it, right? You've changed it up this time. I still love it, but you're right.

I didn't put him on the back. So I'm just going to throw it out of you. Yeah. Just right now. If your leg is the one that loses. Yep. Oh, yeah. Carden. Not a carden. Not a carden. Ten pack. A six pack. Ten pack. And I can't not do... And again, I've got to put it in quality. You will, at some point. Yeah, but not in the next five weeks. Yeah, but not straight away. Yeah. My first bet next week. All right, six-pack then.

As I was saying before, with the old right-hand try scorer against the Eels, 12 out of 13, give me Tamale. Locking him in. Nice one. Who have you got, Cody? Anderson. Fuck. Okay. We're looking at about $12 there $9.80 That's not bad You still went over $9.03 Boosted, Boosted Boosted Anderson is at like $1.50 It was the other week Yeah Yep Yep So what's that?

So it's a very late crucial It's the last three games of the round We haven't had that in a long time Yeah so I've got Tamale first Into Anderson At least we can watch the first fucking five games and be happy Yeah We're still alive We're still alive. Okay, let's get big, big bark Kyle did hit last week, which was very nice I popped me my bark cherry Oh, is it a cherry for the year? Yeah, so there's still a virgin in this table, Who'd you go? Jackson Perdue anytime. Ooh, nice.

Ooh, I didn't realize that because I'm double downing, I guess. I'm going Jackson Perdue to score. I literally said that as you. Oh, yep. Don't worry about me. I'm Perdue first, second, third. I'm Perdue first, second, third. Backing him up. Backing him up. Oh, I like how you blew up at Cody because Anderson scored three tries last week. And you're like, he's like, when did Perdue score? He scored early, didn't he? I only scored one, though. No, he scored the second half.

All right, Purdue, first, second, or third? I don't blow up people scoring people choosing people to... I'm not blowing up people choosing a guy to score two weeks in a row. I just don't like... I don't feel like there's many times I've bloke score three tries in school in the next week. I just don't feel like that happens much. Anyway. Anyway. Stats on stats on stats on stats. So for me, I'm just going to try and keep this train moving on the big bark.

And I feel like old Selwyn is going to get himself a meat pie and real early against the Chooks. First, second or third. We've gone back-to-back first, second or thirdsies. Cody, what are you doing? I almost feel like I want to join the train. Depends who your player is. Hiroti. On that left. Do it. Mate, he doesn't get, he's played, this is probably like his fifth game in the last fucking three years. I'd have to reapply the bet. Oh, you've put in. Don't do it then.

He fucking gets in there early, doesn't he? It's true. Otherwise, I don't get it on. Haradi anytime. I actually really vibe this one. I don't. If Purdue gets up, I reckon it's right. Because Haradi, Purdy, and. Who'd you go? Cobbo. I don't know if Cobbo scored last year, but. Last year. Cobbo hasn't scored for a few weeks. Harati apparently both scored last week, so I don't love it.

Definitely on the tarmac. But Harati, like I said, it's probably only his fifth game of first grade in the last three years. So he's keen every time he's like chocolate. So he wants to fucking... He looked red hot last week too. Oh, man. For someone who only... Yeah, he's only had, what, five games in three years? What a fucking backup option that is. Fucking oath. So we've got Cobo, first, second, or third, Purdue, first, second, or third, and Haradi any time. $28. You're an idiot.

$48, sorry, yeah. It's jumping up here, $48. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. We're doing real bad. Oh, no, it's not. Don't worry about what I was about to say. 51. Huh? Oh! Hey, I like that. Half of 102. That's saying something. And nothing from the banker this week. I sent him a message, but he hasn't responded. So how many? I don't know if you got that there. Way to put him on flame. I like what they call it up. Did we get more green ticks last week?

You don't know if I was there. No. You got it there, but did we even get any closer last week? We definitely got a lot more consistent. We, considering the week before, we only got, shut up. Fuck. Yes, I'll have another drink. We only got four ticks the week before. We at least got seven. Yeah. And honestly, you actually would have hit yours, Jake, your last one. I know. Because you had Melbourne minus 19 and a half, which was a, that's a tick.

You had Jack Howarth any time, that was a tick. And you had Warbrick for two or more, which was replaced by Anderson. Anderson scored three, bro. Yeah. So that was $30 odds. Would have hit that. Fucked. I didn't know that it was voided otherwise. I was going to say, it would have worked the same way that you did it with mine. Voided, I had to take Rawalawa for two. Well, actually, I'm actually really glad it didn't because I didn't get that on either.

Which one? The Rawalawa one. I was like, I really hope Rawalawa doesn't score two. If he doesn't put it on way early. What week was that last year? And something happened and we fucking were meant to change it and we didn't put it on and we're watching the game. I think your leg got up, my leg got up, and we're both sitting there going, if Jake's fucking scores, he's going to message you and go, fucking hell good boys, fucking $75.

I mean, you're going to be like, yeah, we did it. We didn't get on. Yeah, we won. Show us a bet slip. Nope. It's gone. Anyway, boys, that's round six of Rubber League. How are we looking for this weekend? Wrestling week? Still fucked at work? Next couple of days, boys? No, hopefully it fucking teeters off a little bit. It'll still be pretty stressful.

Yeah, mine should be all right, except, yeah, I do got the four o'clock on Friday because old mate's not showing up, but at least he's put it in legally. Birthday drinks Friday night. Birthday drinks Saturday night. Ooh. We got cricket presentation Saturday night. Me and I got to be prezzo Saturday night, so it could go a bit large. Nah, I got work on Sunday, so I'm not going to. You're a fuckhead. Are you serious? I thought I was going to work on Saturday.

Make yourself a couple of coffees, mate, and send it. Change it up, mate. You're going to get sore. You did go to the grand final celebrations, and now you're going to say, oh, I've got to go home early. I don't have to go home early. I mean, just stop. Because we've got to weigh in too, so we're good to go. Where is Oz? Yeah. Yeah. But it is a present night at United, so it might not go that large.

Yeah, United's out there. This would be like that other one where you're fucking, oh, no, to be right, I'll just stay at Jake's or whatever and try and drive to work on a Sunday morning and you can't start your car. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. But our LMS grand finals are on the Sunday, so I've got to umpire it, which I don't care about that. But a few of the boys at our present night are playing in those finals. So some of the worst peer pressures might be like, oh, we've got cricket next day.

But in saying that, they usually don't give a fuck. Yeah. So that's just cricket. That's just cricket. It could be a bit large. So you should definitely not work Sunday or at least start at 7. No, it kind of works because, like, That means I don't have to come in on a Friday night. I don't have to come here on the Friday. You should anyway. No. Why not? Because I'm probably going to be finishing late and I just couldn't

be fucked. Okay, that's fair. So, I reckon you could be. I'll see you Friday at Galhulies. No. No, definitely not. I've got to play rego tomorrow, so I'm a bit strapped. Imagine if he just sent you a photo from Galhulies, like sent a photo of the front of your joint from Galhulies. No. With no message or nothing, just a picture of it. I'd be like, stupid fuck. And then he'd get a message back of just a picture of the back of his head. What the fuck?

What are you on this weekend, Cody? A few birthday dinners. A couple of birthdays. A couple of birthdays, mate. Just a fucking hog's breath on Friday. Any substances? Sorry, what? Alcohol. Oh, okay. That's it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? None of that other fucking shit, mate. What are you talking about? Cut the stream. Up the dogs. Oh, we got another strain. What, calf or hamstring? Cereal Bye.