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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to an episode of the Muttley Crew. And we're here on a beautiful, wet, wet, wet, beautiful, wet Wednesday. Fuck. It's fucking moist. I thought it was a sunshine state, mate. We've had enough rain in the last two months for the rest of the year. Anyway, we're here to talk some rugby league. We're into round five. Round five of the rugby league. I'm here with Kyle and Cody. How are we doing this afternoon, lads? Are we enjoying the rain?
Yeah, mate. Loving it. There must be a little bit of extra lubricant in the rain today because the old ute was a bit slippy-slidy on the way here. Normally, it's not too bad. It's like if you accelerate a little bit too much off the line. But on the highway, just going from 80 to 100, just that little bit of, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. How are your tyres? Hey? How are your tyres? Same as the last time it fucking rained. That must be fucking lubricant.
Someone's fucking huck-tooring out the window. Fucking Carter. Sorry. Sorry, who are you? My name's Jack. Was that right? He looks like the guy from Incredibles. Which one? Syndrome? Yeah, town syndrome. Fucking walked right into that. Put the lovely day for the stroll. My eyes are a bit patchy, yes. A bit dropey.
Vibes are up But the syndromes now Yeah Been a few days Looking forward to the weekend We're getting close We're going to have a sleep in Have a chill out Afternoon Evening Couple evenings, No cricket on Well Sunday But Should be nice Anyway Watch a couple of games of footy this weekend Yeah definitely I fucking hope so Go for a swim It's so hot in your pool Gross, But anyway Yes Football.
Football league football we like to play the football, and now we're hooking into some football and we're doing some bets and slips and tips and bits and let's get some ticks because we need we are fucking shit we need some ticks boys and i was ruggling when i sent car mine today i was feeling every one of them but then in the drive here just pondering over what i did i less so much less man i only just started putting them in and I'm like, this bloke.
I felt really good at the time. I was like, oh yeah, fuck yeah. And then I was thinking about it and I was like, fuck. I'm going to be getting better at this. Yeah, yeah. We aren't winning, so let's increase our odds. I still haven't cracked the hundo yet, so. Thank fuck. Lucky it's only three fucking legs. Yeah, basically. Oh, God. Anyway, Thursday night, boys. We go on to the capital of this beautiful country of Australia, and we've got the Raiders versus the Sharks.
What do we think, lads? Any pre-tips? Any vibes? These are all pre-tips, mate. Excuse me. Yeah, look, I'll probably take the reins on this one. I think there's going to be an upset. Yeah, pun was intended. You reckon? You reckon? Yeah. Raiders have been listed as the home team twice as an underdog this season, and they've won both times. I'm right on that wave. They've been shit the last two weeks, but the Sharks were equally as shit last week.
You reckon they're just going to be home field bullies this year? Yeah, they're going to be the flat-track bullies this year, the Raiders. They're going to win every single game at home and not make finals. Yeah, they're basically going to be the Warriors from a few years ago. Can win in New Zealand, can't win at home, can't win anywhere else. So give me the Raiders with the line as well. It was five and a half earlier today when I looked. I'm just going to confirm.
Yeah, I don't think it's changed. It has moved to four and a half. What? Give me the four and a half. And my try scorer because you gotta just keep backing him Britton Okora I changed because I was like we were fucking all three of us gonna go again I swear and I was like no so I changed and for me, So I'm confident it's going to be close, but I just reckon the Sharks should be able to bounce back from last week. I think the Harves can be better.
Trindle can be better. And I reckon they're going to have a fucking rip and a tear. Iroh is quite the loss. I was meant to touch on that. He is a massive loss. He does a lot of work for them. And defensively, he's probably one of their best defensive backs. So I think losing him is going to be a massive issue. But I just don't reckon the Raiders can get it done. But I reckon they'll keep it close. So I've gone Sharks, Raiders with the line. Nice and close. And I've gone AFB.
I reckon he's going to stand up in the, oh, you think you're good, Big Red? Watch this. Ooz, ooz. Ooz, ooz. And I've got AFB crashing over. Nice. Going on a three-pointer early. I like this. But I think you're right. I think this is probably a few games where this game is a big one. who can bounce back the bounciest. Both teams last week were very disappointing.
Some of your takes just get me right in the giggle spot. Well, I was about to say bounce back, but then you started on the bounce back track. So I'm like, you're right. No, no, you said, but no, it wasn't that part. It was who could bounce back the bounciest. The bounciest. The bounciest is what clicked. That makes vibe, eh? So both teams were pissed. Yeah, that's what it is. It makes vibe? Both these teams were pretty rubbish last week, disappointing themselves.
But both have been having some good wins. So far this season, so it's a tough one. But I'm not seeing it the way you guys are. I'm seeing it's going to be the Sharks who are going to be the bouncest. If you know Sharks, they're boink. They're what? They're buoyant, mate. They're buoyant. They're a bit of hom, hom, hom, hom. Oh, they're buoyant while they're moving. A bit of hom, hom, hom. So I'm backing the Sharks to win well. Bit of French wee-wee.
Sharks to win well. I'm going to take a wicked yes. Sharks to win well. But I'm going to get one of my boys, Honey Young, to score. He always likes to crash over one over three games or so. So, you know, this will be the game. Get those points. But my same game multi, you know, I'm just seeing a lot of sharks. I've seen a lot of blue in their bounce back. It's multicultural week. I feel like a few players are going to get up. And I think my boy, Rinaldo Militalo, he's going to get up.
He's going to score two or more this week, guys. He is up for it. He's crashed over for a couple. The Sharks are going to cover their line because they're going to win by more than five points. They're going to win well. And then I'm thinking someone else. I was going to go Nikoro Faithful, but I'm going to go a little bit outside of him. I guess just the edge defense of the Raiders is a bit a bit shaky. So I'm going to go Jesse Raven, let's go any time.
Not bad. That's one of your better ones. A lot of sharks, though, but I'm liking it. And that's going to get us... 1375. 1375. So it's a nice little way to start the multis of the week. Damn, you're looking short, darling. Well done. Not bad from you. Thank you. A lot of thoughts. I don't like the double play, but I just like the double play. I don't like the double play I just like the double play And someone will need to take over the next game Bye Well Just like the Knights, eh?
Yeah They fucking not around Barely So what have we got next, Dick? We've got the Panthers We've got the Panthers We've got the Panthers No, no, it's alright We go to Friday night Panthers vs. Cowboys This could be an interesting one This is This is a little interesting I don't know when the last time Panthers lost four in a row Fucking years ago, I reckon. Been a while, I reckon. Oh, he's back. So, yes, we're going to Combeck Stadium. Panthers home field.
So, I've got some inside knowledge from the Panthers. Is this from Muzza? From Muzza. I thought I was going to make a wish. He went to Combeck a few weeks ago for a Pedrith home game. Oh, when they lost to the Roosters? Yeah. Not sure exactly which one. That's the only time they've played a comeback this year. But he's like, it's not our home field. He's like... Really? It's not the same vibe. It's not the same atmosphere. He does realise it's Parramatta's who's their
arch-rivalist home field. Yeah, but it's their home game. So he's saying they're losing that little bit of edge. There's no... Throughout the games. There's no... I thought it was that dude from The Current Affair. He's like, there's not the 10,000 people all together at Penrith Park. So he's like, it's definitely going to be a bit of harder, harder thing to get over this year. So I thought that was a good inside scoop. So it's pending with Cowboys. Yeah. How are we thinking, guys?
Cowboys with first wins last week. Are they going to get back up for another win? I just thought you were going into your tips here. Oh, well. You're on a massive tangent. I will. I'm a bit bored. Boring. Sorry, bud. I'm a bit boring. Sorry. All right, then. Fucking start your own podcast. Yeah. Cut the stream. I get a bit boring when it comes to Panthers games. I still can't tip against them at this state. What do you mean boring? This is the best time because they're
fucking shit. Well, I'm still going Panthers. Panthers will be well. Like I said. Well, for me here, I reckon, I don't reckon there's going to be a bit of a boil over, but the Cowboys played their best game last week against the Broncos. Last week? No, a week before. They won last week. They played a really good game, and then they won. So I reckon they're going to keep that momentum. Panthers are a bit down and out. Totto injured. Totto out. They do get Cleary back, so I reckon that does help.
But I don't know. But I'm still picking them. So you're going Panthers? Going Panthers, but I've gone Cowboys with the line. And I'm running. They pushed him into the centres or kept him in the centres because Toto's out. I've gone Jenkins. I like that. I really... Jenkins. I just got him into my dream team, super coach team. So dive over. Who's your try-scorer, Carter? Yeah, Jenkins too. I thought you didn't like copying. I don't, but I was going to go for him.
And also just that, yes, everyone's jumping on him. Most traded player, super coach. Everyone would love him to score a try. He looks like he's just a go or two on the centres. I think he could keep his spot for the rest of the year. I think he could be one of the best goers for Pedrith. So just hold your horses there. It could be a little keeper. Okay, cool. Are you going to copy me as well, Kyle? What was the line, Kyle?
12 and a half points, mate. Sweet. So you're taking Panthers with the line? No, no, Panthers, Panthers, mate. So nah. Pumping. Yes. Nah, yeah. Yeah, nah. Panthers pumping. Nah, okay. I'm taking Panthers. I'm with the Cody here. They're taking the Panthers, but 12.5 points with this Panthers side. He doesn't seem to be able to stop points at this stage. It's a little concerning. 12.5 points is too much. Give me the Cowboys to cover.
Just a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if the Cowboys won this. No, I just wasn't. I'm with you. I just wasn't confident. Tip him that, you pussy. No, no. Hey? You heard me? Still Cody. Still Cody. No, mate. But give me Liam Martin any time for two points. Don't mind that. And I've got the same gamer here. He scored last week. Doesn't like scoring a chilly game tonight. Yeah, well, shut up. I didn't put him in the bets, so don't stress. I've taken Paul Alamotti any time.
And I think I felt like Jackson Perdue played really well last week without getting himself a meat pie. So I think it's going to be a little bit of a late sort of justification. No, justification is not the right word. A bit of a late flourish? Yeah, we'll go with that. So Jackson Perdue any time. And I also have a feeling that Drinkwater is going to score, but I'm not 100%. You've almost done a Cody. Almost. Tipped the Panthers. As I said, I've tipped the Panthers,
but I wouldn't be surprised if the Cowboys won. I've taken Drinkwater to score eight or more points. Okay. So he just needs to score a try and convert two goals. No stress. No stress. $9.75. Jesus. That was shorter than I thought it was going to be with the couple of Cowboys in there. Yeah. Panthers get back to any good defense, you're in a lot of trouble. No, they won't. Yeah, but I'm backing that they're not. Yeah, that's fair. That's what it's all about, isn't it? It is.
Okay. Now let's get to the big daddy game of the weekend. Second one, anyway. Second best game of the weekend. Oh, no, you're right. The Bulldogs game is going to be real good when they fucking smash the fuck out of the ass. Oh, what a way to end the weekend. We got the good old fucking rivalry of the South Sydney Rabdos up against the Sydney Roosters. All aboard at Acorn Stadium. One of the biggest plays. Someone get that fucking squirrel. One of the biggest dogs back. Latrell Mitchell's back.
Coming in at center for the Rabbits. And I know it's just, it's just bubbling at the moment. It's bubbling. The Rabbits are still missing a few other players. Roosters always missing players. How the Raptors are playing compared to how they thought they were going to be playing and then how shit the Roosters are playing, you know, it's up. It's up in the air, but still, anyone can win this game. I'm interested to see how it goes because the young fella's kept his spot at fullback.
Wayne Bennett has said that once the outside backs come back, he's out. Yeah, he's our fullback and he will be our fullback. And I'm keen to see because if you come in left center, that means Whiten pushed to the right center. And Whiten was a left side 5'8", left side center. So right side to him is going to seem fucking out of this world. So it'll be interesting to see how well he doops and dives.
I reckon that's a good matchup for Marky Mark defensively. Mate, this isn't a, there's no, it's a no brainer. Roosters, Roosters, Tedesco. That's as sure as you can get this week. To be sure, to be sure. I hate to say it, but I'm thinking the Roosters, you know, they're playing pretty bad. They've had one good game and they've had some shit games. These are the ones that the Roosters do get up for, I find, against the Ravnos. I just find a little bit of extra gear.
And I think they're going to win. I'm going to tip them. But I would love them to lose. But I'm going to tip the Roosters to win. Will the rabbits cover the line? Mate, the Roosters are not the favourites. Exactly. So don't worry about that. So you're all good. And who's your trial scorer, bud? Ah, Latrell, who's scored. He's not not scoring. I don't like any of this. Until he gets sent off for a high tackle. Calling it early. Nah,
Marnu's not on the other team, bro. It doesn't matter with the trail. It's the Roosters. I don't like this. I don't like this at all. So I've gone... Let me guess. You've gone just from your bet slip Roosters Roosters? I've gone opposite to you fellas here. I've gone the Rabbit O's. But I do have the Roosters to cover the line. I think it's going to be another close one. I think it's going to be nice and tight. Listen here, bud. I've only got two fucking Rabideaus try scores.
Look at your third leg. What is my third leg? Rabideaus to win by six to ten. Yeah. Oh, is that outside the line? I didn't, honestly, I never look at the line. I just fucking say. I never look at the line. I just fucking go for it. Hey, that's working. You've got the best lines out of all of us here. Yeah. Yeah, it works. I never look at the line and I've got the most. So, they're saying something. That's why when I go, and I've got them to cover the line, you're like,
the line's 0.5, brother. Yeah, well, they're covering it. Anywho. Fucking hell. Yep. Yeah, well, I've got the fucking Rabideaus winning. Roosters cover the line. And I, too, have gone trail mitt. So, I'm not going to go very good in me try scorers this week because I've fucking got the same as this idiot down here who's picked, what, 10 possible points out of about 40. 51.
Yeah, so no, that's really good. Yeah, anyway, so then fucking just to do what I always do and go completely against my tips. It's just like you're playing roulette and you just chuck chips all over the place. Like you said, dartboard last week, dartboard. I'm just fucking throwing, brother. So my fucking sane game, as you might have heard, is this one, and it's starting off. I might as well go to that one. I've got the rub of those six to ten.
But somehow the roosters do fucking, yeah. Hopefully the line blows out in the next couple of days. Mate, we take it from where it is now, bud. No, I'd like this fucking a live line, please. And to follow in my tip, I've gone Latrell Mitt anytime. I think he'll score. And I've gone Kiloa Matangi, just looking fit, looking fire, and I reckon he's going to crash over as well. And then obviously South Sydney, 6-10. So, Trell Mitt, Kiloa Matangi, South Sydney, 6-10, $30.75.
It was actually red hot. I'm a little worried about the 6-10 part, because I feel like if Latrell and Kiloa Matangi, I'm just worried about our attack, to be honest. But it's a red-hot shout. No, but like you said, I reckon that Rabideau's right-hand side, outside of Kalamitangi. Has Kalamitangi moved to the left now? He's moved to the left. Yeah, so that right side's looking a little bit weak with White and the crosser. I don't know how well he's going to adjust to the defense.
So I reckon there'll be a few points down there left. I'm going to call it here right now. Latrell scores a minute out from full-time. Left-hand side puts him up by 10. Yeah, and his stats will be four runs, 12 meters, one try, one try assist. Yeah, but the conversion. So Keon's already scored. Latrell scores last minute in the corner, hits the post, goes through. They win by 12. Oh, lovely. Colorado. It'll be fucking, they'll be up by fucking 10. Oh,
no. Cody's bet's already lost. We're winning. Oh, okay. They'll be up by 10. It'll be lovely. And then Trail Mid will just fucking kick a field goal for shits and gigs to win by 11. Yeah. It's the dumbest thing you've ever seen. Oh, behind Greg Inglis kicking, fucker. Yeah, but he was just pre-empting the two-point field goal, mate. He's just way ahead of his time. Beautiful. Let's get to Saturday. Super Saturday. Hopefully some sunny games and some red-hot football.
And we're starting off with, I don't know, this could be the new rivalry game, this one. This is a fucking red-hot game to start off Saturday, I reckon. The Parramatta Eels are not playing on Sunday. They're feeling fresh. They're undefeated on Saturdays. 0-0. They're undefeatable. The undefeatable has come out again. But the Eels up against the Dragons coming off their awesome win against Melbourne Storm at Conbank Stadium.
It's the return of King Gutho. It's Lomax against his childhood Dragons. It is going to be a game. I like that with the double headline there of Gutho versus the fucking Eels and Lomax versus the Dragons. The king returns to Combank The king Also gets the win Take it away gal, Not only does he get the win, he also scores the fucking try, too. Oh, you reckon he's going to score one instead of setting them all up?
Yeah. He's going to get it down this week. He got over the line last week. He's going to score. We said on Monday we cannot put him in any more bets. No, you said that. Really? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, right. I love to sit on the side. I know. I was like, I have to. Oh, fucking hell. So give me the Dragon's Dragon's Guthur. To do the Guthurino over the top of Wyoming. What's the line here? What's the sports bet giving the eels here? It is at four and a half points. I'm at four and a half.
Holy shit, but they're 90 cents difference. I don't get it sometimes. It's pretty easy. So the bigger the head... Yeah, but it's pretty big. It's like 90 cents difference. That's like worth eight points, I don't think. No, no. It's not... No. Anyway. Cody? Yeah, well, for me, I'm going another nail-biter. I reckon there's going to be a few close games this week. I, too, am taking the Dragons. But I've got the Eels to cover. Oh, really close one. I reckon it's going to be another close one.
I reckon it's going to be an absolute pooslinger. And I've got Moses Suley crashing over. He never scores that bloke, eh? He pisses me off. He's fucking always like $3.50, juicy ass. Yeah, Jay's taken him three times this year. Oh, mate. He never scores. I'm surprised he wasn't in his bet slip this week.
I don't think like just think with those few I don't think it's going to be a poo slinger I reckon it's going to be a pretty good game I think it's going to be a lot of points I think they're going to both be just keen, but there's no way I'm tipping the eels even though I do think they're going to play better but they're just so shit I don't know until they get Mitchell Moses back they're not winning a game so I'm going Dragons the Dragons win well,
Dragons win well. Dragons are going to win well, I'm hoping. And I'm thinking, even though I know sometimes after versus Melbourne Storm getting up for a game like that, the week after, they're always a bit fucking rough. I feel like if the Dragons were versus anyone else but the Eels, they would fall flat. Yeah. But because it's the Eels at Conbank for Guffo, the Dragons are going to stay up. This will be the one game where Dylan Brown comes out and proves his price tag. The one time this year.
No. No. He's going to have to do a lot. Score a double. Probably a hat-trick and set up three. Double and three tries this. Yeah. And kicking conversions and maybe a 40-20. Does he goal kick? No, but he would need to with that price tag. It's like he's got to run his own order. Mate, he's got to do more than Cleary. He's done more than Cleary. Someone goes down, he takes off his shirt, he's got the blue shirt underneath, fucking running medical and everything.
I'm going to have a little dartboard, pick him out. I'm going to go Jadon Seward to score. Jesus Christ. I thought he was having a tick. I don't know if he's even looked close to scoring a try, but I'm going to go on him. Okay. Now, here we go, boys. I'm going all right this game. I'm thinking, like I said, I'm feeling lots of points. I'm feeling a lot of tries. But I've got to go the two boys. I've got to go the two lads on Revenge Tours.
Gutho, Lomax, anytime. Both haven't scored a try yet for their new club. So, it's going to happen this weekend. It's going to be scenes. But I'm thinking the Dragons are going to score a lot. And I'm going both their wingers to combine for three or more tries. Yeah. Wow. And he laughed at me. I was going to pick one as a double, but I was like, I like this better. They've got options to go both sides. Like he said, I was going to pick one
as a double, so I've gone three between the two of them. Yeah. I couldn't decide. There is a market where you can select one or the other to score two or more. Could have found it. Well, I found this one. I found this one for a hat trick. Fuck it, bro. Loves it. What are the odds on that one, bud?
2175 so a bit up 3, 2, 1 for 5 tries but maybe not 1895 but yes 2175 which I don't hate, I was like just going to go Tupuludu to score a try, fucking who should I call that name just because we need him Tupuludu thank you I thought he was trying to say Tupuludu I'm like that's last game brother but there's some games when suspended they just go right the whole time how come you had no issue saying Gutherset and Lomax, They just go better off the tongue for me. Let's roll better.
Well, Lomax is only five letters. If I can't say that one, fuck, I'm in trouble. So, yeah. Animal. Yeah, right. Next game. Now we've got the Sunshine Classic. Coast versus Coast. Who's the hottest coast? We've got the Red Cliff Dolphins. No. The Dolphins. Yes. Up against the Gold Coast Titans. Coast versus Coast. They're even going for that. It's bullshit.
Anyway, what a game. Can the Dolphins get off the bottom of the ladder, get their first win of the year, or will the Gold Coast Titans keep showing that they're a new team? They're going to be a more consistent team than ever. Well, they have been in a long time. I think so. I think they will. Glad you thought about it. Oh, I think the Gold Coast are going to win, and I'm going to win well.
They're going to cover their line and just keep going really good, and the Dolphins just, they're not shown enough for me. They are getting shit injuries, shit suspensions, but they need to put Hammer to the centers, but they don't have a better fullback option, so they're just going to leave it. They're really missing old mate Trey Fuller.
I think if Trey Fuller was available, he would have been fullback by now and Hammer go to the center just because they're getting, that edge is just getting shredded every week. So I think that's really... Bring in another halfback and bang Nick Arima back there. Yeah, it's really hurting. You just need someone... Fuck, he cannot keep playing. He's fucking 40 years old, that bloke. I'm sure of it. He's younger than me. Cody Nicarima? Yeah. Nah, mate. He'd be fucking, what, 31, I reckon. No way.
Let's have a go. He came through with Joe Offingowie, and Offingowie's younger than me. Nicarima? I can't spell his last name. Surely he's like 35. He's 30. He's only 30? Yeah, so he's born 3rd of April, 1994. He must start young. He's only just older than me. So maybe he could have a crack. But yeah, I'm going Gold Coast. Gold Coast will win well. And I'm going to go on my super case to trade him. Jaden Campbell to crash over. Get around him. A couple of points there. It's a fucking joke.
Oh, no. Joke. Oh, so you're going to have a bad week on the footy tips. Try scoring tips are not going to be good. My scorers are going to be fucking horrible. So I can put you in for Jaden Campbell, eh? Yeah, mate. You can change, guys. So I'm going for another. You've got three the same now. It's great. Another tight one. I'm changing. I'm going close. Sorry, already locked in. It's gross. Going close. I'm going tight.
No, actually, you shouldn't change because you might actually fucking jump on my bandwagon before it fucking change. I reckon another close one. Fifth close game in a row. It's going to be a great game. Fucking great weekend for football. And I've gone fucking Titans, Dolphins to cover with Jaden Campbell. Another intercept try, I reckon. He doesn't want to make any tackles on those back rowers. He'd rather sneak through for the intercept. Not a bad idea. That's not a bad play.
It makes your body last a little bit longer. Yeah. Nothing further to add there? Fuck the dogs. Yeah, nice. Dolphins are shit. Give me Titans. It's 13 plus. It's not even going to be close. If they were able to run away against the Roosters, who are an elite club, they're going to just absolutely tail up the Dolphins. And give me the Ipswich Bully. Give me a Philip Samy. Philip Samy. Three. I like that. Does like to score at home against the Dolphins.
He's only played them twice at home and he scored both, so. Yeah, it's all right. I'll say that. Which leads me to my same game, Alty. So, as I said, Titans are going to pump them 13 plus, so give me... The fullback. I can't think of his first name right now, but I'm Groot. Jalen DeGroot. DeGroot. Jalen DeGroot, anytime. AJ Brimson, anytime. And Jojo Fafita, anytime. Just chuck your darts at the Gold Coast Tri-Score. Mate, all over the place. Just scatter-bombed it. Trust me, it doesn't work.
No, that's because you're shit. $13.50 for that. Beautiful. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Not bad good choice. The way it's looking, guys, round 10, Thursday night, spoon bowl, Paramount of Dolphins, the way it's looking. Can you imagine if neither of them had a win come round 10 and they're both playing to get off the fucking bottle? Be red hot. Do either of them have a bye before that? Is that the week that Moses comes back? Or is he back earlier? There's a chance he could be back next week.
Holy fuck. I suppose he's, like, looking real good.
¶ Weekend Rugby League Preview
Yeah, they've just gone, fuck it, illegal drugs, get him in. Okay. Saturday night We're going to Suncorp Stadium again We've got the British Broncos Up against the West Kitty Cat Tigers Can they show some fight Up against one of the big clubs this year Can they show some ticker They've been hit hard with Their star recruit, Jerome LeWight Suspended, really hurts I think See there's whispers too He went for scans on that shoulder.
He got a recon on a couple of years ago because he was holding it there at one point and they've gone for scans. So it'd be interesting to see what those results are. For the Bronx, they lose their star second row, Jordan Rookie. Gore suspended for two weeks. Might hurt their depth in that position. Other than that, they're both pretty similar last week. The Tigers have dropped. Good old for Tarpy after Cody absolutely gave him a
revenue Monday because he can't fucking grub of the ball. Did with his spot what he did with that ball. Just fucking booted it. How we thinking, boys? It's all one-way traffic here? No. Ooh. Ooh. It's not. Broncos are going to win like they should at home. But 16 and a half points is way too fucking many. Holy moly. The Broncos have barely, like, they struggled to put away the Cowboys who had been playing like shit. What did they do last week?
Struggled with the Dolphins. Kept it close. Teaming down last week, though. Hey. A lot of rain last week. Doesn't matter. Well, it's raining here today. Yes. It's supposed to be the second-to-last day of rain for the rest of the year. Yeah. But the ground, there's a high chance the ground's still going to be fairly wet underfoot. I just think 16 and a half. And the Tigers have shown that they can defend.
And the Broncos have also shown that their attack can fucking break down at the slightest little thing. Yeah, well, their defense has helped in the last couple of weeks. There's nothing to say that the Broncos come out here and put 50 on them because the Broncos are capable of doing that to just bet every team in this competition. But from what I've just seen from them against the lesser sides, I don't back them enough to cover that 16 and a half. So give me the Tigers.
Because I don't think Lewi, he probably gets them around the park, but all the action is really done by Galvin. And Fianu, whatever. And Fianu, he's looked pretty red hot in his few games last year. They should get him in, bring fucking Twal off the fucking thing and put him at fucking lock. Just run three fucking halves out there. They look real good all linking up. And my try scorer, this is based on my super coach because I traded him out.
Kobe Hetherington's going to score. Because you traded him out. Yeah. I might have to bring him into my draft side for that. If he's going to fucking get himself a meaty. Yeah. Broncos, Tigers, Hetherington for me. Awesome. I'm going to go Broncos definitely to win. I'm going to go them to go bonkers and go over six and a half, even though I feel like I've done that last couple of weeks to let me down, but nah, I feel like they're on. And again, good old storyline that Luai doesn't offer much.
I don't believe it. I'm going to show him that he's a big player for this team. Defensive structure. Yeah, the young halves, they're both 19. They're going to get struggled. But I think... Get struggled. Let's see if I can pick Cody's try score right now. Here we go. I was going to say the big horse, but I won't go the big horse. I'm going to go... I don't know. We already know Cody's going to go Jesse Arthurs, so we're not going him.
No, go Jesse Arthurs, Jake. No, bro. I'll go my boy again, Tony Staggs. Two weeks in a row. He looked after me last week. I'm going to go him to score again. No, I'm off Jesse Arthur's now. He's let me down. I'm off him. I can't go there again. Maybe next week. After he scores a try this week. But I've gone the Broncos. Broncos well, obviously. Same old, same old. But I've gone the new addition to the starting side in Pia Kura. I like his footwork. I like his load.
Swords. Pain Hustle. I wanted to pick Payne Haas, but I thought, I'm interested to see the forward battle, because Funuapole's been playing fucking mint. Taylor May, if Payne Haas, Terrell May, if Payne Haas hadn't been doing what Payne Haas has been doing, all that attention would be on Terrell May, the way he's been playing. And then those two, in the form they're in, coming up against Payne Haas and Paddy Carrigan, I reckon it's going to be a ripper start to the game with them
forwards just fucking banging each other. I'm not going to lie. I originally had Terrell Mays down as my try scorer at the start of it, but then I changed it because of the super coach thing, but I actually feel like Terrell Mays is going to get a meaty. Last time he played in Brisbane, he got a meaty with the Roosters. That's what I thought last week. He dropped it over the line, so fuck that guy. So he's due. Damn. Oop. Fuck. Cross him out.
I'm throwing my basket. And so I've got the... Same game with your team, Cody. Give it to me. It's going to get big. Give it to me. So right after I said I'm fucking off him. Just pre-warning for this one, guys. Please gamble responsibly. Uh-oh. I bet you got me. So I'm gone. So I immediately after saying I'm off him, I'm on Jesse Arthurs for fucking two. Two or more, Jesse Arthurs. And I've also, on with taking a bit of a leaf out
of fucking Jake's book here, I've gone to Tony Staggs. Two or more. Oh. Into me boy fucking Pia Cora anytime. Holy damn. For a, so Jesse Arthurs for two, Katani for Staggs for two, Brandon Pia Cora anytime, $64.50. The crazy thing is, is that if the, I feel like this is a fair share. For Staggs for two, that's wild. I wanted, I was really close to putting in fucking Gemit for two, but I just, no.
It's the principle. Yeah, yeah. Just got the two wingers. No, it's because I reckon it could work out, though, because a lot of people would be loading up on Sel and Cobbo for two. And it would be one of those ones where Katoni is going to cost a lot of punters money because he just holds the ball. That's what I mean. I feel like when they go left, Hunt has that good cutout pass.
So if they go left, it's going to be Arthur's. But if they go right, because he hasn't played, I reckon they're going to feed Katoni because he's going to be raring to go. And he'll be making that. He's good on that little grubber in behind from Reynolds, too. And if he does it the way he did it last week, too, just get in hooker and just go for it. Like, if he's going to be playing like that. I think we're just trying to manifest something here at this stage.
I'm feeling that. Yeah. I'm feeling it. All right. Sunday. Get around. Just a quick, before we get on the next game, I'm just going to give you, I just want to give Jake a quick shout out. He's nailed the day of the game every time this week. Yeah, not every game is Saturday. Yeah, no. Oh, no, it was Sunday. It was Sunday. Yeah. He's done well. The eel's over here. Well, yeah, I'm actually probably, I've hit up James to see if that ticket was still free.
So I might end up, he said it's still free. So I might, uh, I might end up at the game. So you're not going to come and help do hard work and then you're going to go drink beers with the boys all day. They play later. So yeah, I'll come after and help out and then head. Exactly. You're not going to drink the beers after a hard day at work, free beers. I might go there too. I'm not sure yet. I haven't decided. I don't think I'm going to go. This bloke. The worst. The worst.
Get to Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Last day of Daylight Savings, I'm pretty sure. Sorry, what day is it? Sunday. And again, I'm getting a bit of rival matchups this week. I'm loving it. We got... Bring back Glenn Shulton, Adam Blair. Yes, sir. We got the Mighty Seagulls up against... Against the Melbourne Storm at Brookie. Seagulls love to play at Brookie, but the Storm, they don't hate it. And we got some big outs for the Mudderly, Tommy Turbo leads the charge. Gone.
Mr. Plastic Man himself. He's hit again. Josh Alloway also out. So the Seagulls lose some big poppers. Going to hurt. Melbourne Storm, pretty much the same team. Jerome Hughes named on the reserves. So he could come back this week, which is pretty hot for Melbourne Storm supporters and fans. And Dylan for Supercoach draft. Fuck, he needs something. No, he's versus me this week. Nah, fuck off. Yeah. Give me an easy win. Dewsy. Dewsy.
How are we thinking, boys? Lucky that Tuapiki trade went through too, right in time for the buy. That's so bad. Did you trade him back? Hey. Did you trade him back or was that an actual trade? No. Just until you- What? I'm going to give him Mick Meany back? Yeah, true. It was an actual trade. A little play there. I can give him someone else for Tuapiki because I think I've got- There's a few there. I can give him Roger Tuovas a shek. Injured and on a buy. I'll raise you one more.
Yeah, no, sorry, I'll go. Storm, storm, not even close. And again, super coach tip, I traded him out this week, so Jack Howe for scoring. Love that. Love that from you. So that's me. Yeah, Manly are trash without turbo. They looked shit last week. And so to completely flip the script of what Kyle just said, I don't know, the Storm, if it's going to be wet in Sydney again, I'm not backing them.
If it's going to be another bit of a slugfest, obviously it shows that they're missing Romy Hughes a little bit more than normal. And, I mean, Wishart, I don't reckon he's going to have two ordinary games in a row. Not that he played bad. It just probably wasn't where we seen him playing last year when he was filling in. But I just reckon that Manly without Turbo, they're going to look better.
I reckon they're going to go right. I reckon Cherry Evans is on a little bit of a revenge tour, wants to show them fucking what they're missing out on. So I've gone Manly, Manly. Obviously, obviously, and I've gone, uh, old fucking can of Coca-Cola to crash over on the left. He's been a little bit quiet this year. I reckon he could, uh, put a little fucking one, two step on and crash over this week. Red hot.
Katutsi. Awesome. Which way are you going? We've gone completely opposites over here. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know. I'm thinking I'm going with Kyle. I don't know why. Fucking loser. I don't see Melvin Storm having two shit games in a row. I don't like that. I don't see so about the two shots. I love how we lose confidence as soon as he does anything the same as us. Yeah, well, the fact that he's on a total of 42 points.
Yeah, not great. Hold on. Who's his try scorer? But his tipping's been good. His head-to-head's been good. He's tied with me. Not technically. Well, that's better than last year. We lost by about 40 last year. No, you are tied with technically. Yeah, on this computer.
I'm going Storm to win I think they're not going to have two bad games I think Bellamy is going to get them up And they love versus Manly They love pumping Manly And I think Manly is going to have a down game Even at Brookie I know Sunday afternoon I just think Storm are way more attacking Especially the news Jerome Hughes might play, Feeling hot about it So Storm to win Storm to win well If Jerome Hughes gets added into the team I changed my bed completely,
Ellie Cattell got robbed last week of a try so he'll score this game. I like that. And like I said, Cody, feel the Melbourne Storm for some reason. I don't know why. So my same game multi is very Melbourne Storm. Fucking hell. Like, I'm going Melbourne Storm to win by 20 points or more. If you can try and tell us that we need to be able to ban players from our fucking bets and our multis, you need to be banned from putting any fucking points in yours.
Maybe but I think the only one you've ever hit was the first one you ever did and it was fucking, what was that one he did last year the fucking eight point fucking whatever no he did he did actually he hit one right at the start he hit one in round one he had the Broncos minus seven and a half against the Roosters so I'm going to Melba Storm I've picked Melba Storm's line of negative 19 and a half to cover Will Warbrook to score two or more your boys
and not our boy oh your boy Jack Howard. No, our boy. And Jack Howard with the score as well. So give me that little Kyle. Juju. Juju. Was that just fucking four legs or did you just explain that you were doing the 19 and a half line? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant your bet was they win by 20 or more. I was like, damn. Yeah, yeah. That's why I was aggressive at you. So that has given us $30 that bet. 30 schmacks. So I don't, I'm like. 30 schmacks would be completely wrong again.
Yes. Manly win by 20. Yeah. 50 points wrong. Last score. Tee Cola with a hattie. Boys, even if we just get two ticks, just a little bit of excitement going here. Because we haven't hit a bet with two ticks since Sharks-Rabit-O's with Cody. Jeez. Which was technically... Around half. Well, we avoided it and it then had to be put on again for Wavalawa. You're an idiot. But anyway, just some ticks would be great. Awesome. Let's get to the game of the round, baby.
The last week of the football. That's it for the week. The last game of the round. Now, this is the barometer for the fucking doggies, whether they're good or not. Yes, sir. We got the top of the ladder, undefeated. Before we get to it real quick, if they do lose this game, they lose a lot of credibility. Yes, they do. And the Mighty Knights get some credit from you guys, and it's going to be hard. No, no, no. Oh, you beat a banged-up Bulldogs team. Well done. The Knights won't win.
The Bulldogs will lose. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, we've got the undefeated Bulldogs up against the mighty Newcastle Knights. Off their week off. Off their bye. Looking to rip and tear. I've already written your tip in, Jake. You've got Bulldogs. Half the team falling in for Marley. Bulldogs, Bulldogs. Bulldogs, Bulldogs for you, Jake? Leo Thompson back in for Newcastle. It's a big in for us. He's going to fucking say fucking Knights 13. Very happy with that. I can feel it.
Because that means the doggies will win 20 plus. 2-4-0 has to be suspended, so it's a bit ouchy for the doggies. Jacob Kraz on the extended bench. His little words, but I think he won't play. I don't think they're going to rush him back. No, not against the Knights. Them hips don't lie. Yeah. It's a weird neck back injury. Just let him go. So how are we looking, boys? My neck. My back. No, Newcastle win, obviously. A boozy and my crack.
Boozy. Oh, fucking hell. Give it to me. Newcastle win. Did Nethkev kick the gun. Newcastle win well. It's good. But, right. And it's just the best for me. Bradman best to score. And I'm just bored with this game. Bradman best to be so red hot. That's what I'm going to say at halftime. Turn it off. I fucking hope I don't turn it off at halftime. Turn it off and smash the remote.
Please. No, honestly, if the Knights are getting absolutely fucking railed, I'm strapping myself into the seat and watching it. I'm getting some fucking lubricant in the box of tissues. If anything can make me feel better from losing to the rabbit eyes, it would be that. I feel like I'd want to fucking shut me blind so that no one sees me watching that dirty filth on TV. My apartment would get fucking fresh paint. But that fucking gift of the fucking South Park is just a mess.
Where are you at with this, Cody? Yeah, mate. So, any of them have no idea what he's talking about. The Knights would be lucky to get a point I reckon I reckon the only points you get it'll be like an 80th minute penalty and you'll just take the two for four and against, so I've gone the doggies doggies well well and truly the doggies and I've gone my, draft man my fucking gun of that team old Bronson Zierry the fucking crash over on the left hand side,
I like that. You got nothing down that right hand side. King Kalen, baby. You'd be lucky. Yeah. And how good did he go against the Titans? You toss. He's already on holiday to the Gold Coast. How many times are we going to talk about that? He doesn't play well. Anyway, boys, I'm going to split the difference here. Ooh. Because we've got Knights, Knights. Split the flick, baby. Knights, Knights, Dogs, Dogs. I'm going Dogs, Knights. So the Knights to cover six and a half.
The old Doggies with the Knight Knight. I reckon it'll be it, baby. If we lose, it's not going to be by close. It'll be by a lot. Look, I'm hoping it's a heartbreak. So Jake rides it the whole way. You can see the exact moment when his heart breaks. It's all coming up, Millhouse. Look in the tongue. I think you mean drunk. I am so smart. Yes, I'm Marty. And I think you said it last week, Jake. Stephen Cronin just gets football. Yes, he does.
Yeah. And the squad's down a little bit on personnel. He's scoring again. And so, Jake, you've gone Bradman Best. Yeah. You've gone Brunson Zeri. Yeah, Brunson Zeri's going to run all around best. And I've got Stephen Crodden. Now, I've already put this bet on, right? The same gamer is literally those three to score. Oh. Oh. So it's kind of like a muttly multi, that. Nah, I'm not a part of it. What do you mean? What do you mean? You've got Bradman Best.
We've all gone the same. But don't call it a monthly multi because I'm not picking the two fucking Bulldogs that just score against the Mighty Knights. Get fucked. No, but we've all contributed. Yeah, but I like it. But I don't like it. It's not going to win. We should change it. I can't. It's on. It's on. And I fucking love it. And it's $14.75. How good? The center of excellence. That is exactly what I thought of when I was putting that on. The old center of excellence.
Center stage. Center stage is better. What? I just want to put Bronson Jerry in excellence. In the same sentence. I'm changing my bet. I wouldn't put Best in there. Jerry for three. Bradman Best isn't even going to get close with fucking Jerry defending him. Jerry's versus the Knights twice scored both times. Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that. Pre or post drugs. Exactly. Post. Oh, that's how he got them.
¶ Social Media Shenanigans
Got an Instagram. What? This new... Oh, for fuck's sake. You should know that one. What called an Instagram? No, I got it. He got an Instagram. An instant gram. Oh. Fucking hell. Stand up. Yeah, I was going to say. But he did... Didn't he do, like, steroids? They're not really a grammable drug. A grammable drug. A gram is the weight of it. Yeah, but it's milliliters as an injection. A liquid. It's a liquid form. It still has weight. Of course, but you don't... Anyway.
Let's get to some smart conversations, and that is our... Well, you're leaving this segment? And that's our... Leaving. That's our muttly bits, baby. Hold on. I just had a call from the banker. Oh, also, can you fucking get consistent with giving the bankers results, which you didn't do again on Monday? I forgot. Three from three plays in the bets. One from three fucking. I thought you gave it. I thought you did. On Monday? Yeah. No, listen back. You didn't. Swear I did.
Negative. Because I wouldn't be fucking India if I heard it. True. You'd be Jamaican, you'd be crazy.
¶ The Banker’s Betting Tips
Can't do that, Thomas. You're a fucker. Anyway, has he got big Broncos again, baby? No, he's got on the other Queensland game. But not the Titans. He's got North Queensland versus Penrith. So the banker is, ooh, he, wow, all right, he's like in North Queensland for an upset. He's taking the Cowboys head-to-head. Casey McLean any time. He's got North Queensland head-to-head. All Panthers try scorers. No, he's not you. Scotty Drinkwater any time. Love that. The first four letters he used.
And Tommy Deaton. Oh, TD. Touchdown. S-D-T-D and C-M any time. S-D-T-D. Yeah. That's TDD. Oh, fucking hell. So Cowboys, Casey McLean, Drinkwater, Deirdre, and 31.25, ladies and gentlemen. That is from our honorable banker. Yeah. Who's just as good as us this year. Yeah, well, he had a win in round one, and then we started getting the feed from him, and he's been trash. We're rubbing off on him. I'll tell you what, I would rub off on that man.
All aboard. Oh, I crashed. Anyway, let's get to our muttly multis, and I can't remember what I did last week, but I feel like I need to change it up, so I don't know what I did. What do you mean? You fucking nailed both of them last week. Why would you change up? I meant us. It's a team. No matter how much I get on the ride of these, it doesn't matter. It affects your stats.
Yeah. Stats mean nothing if we got any money. But if whatever you're doing is working, mate, you just keep doing that, we need to fix ourselves. What did we do last year? Wasn't it a carton or something? First to last? I can't remember what the punishment was. Yeah. Whoever finishes last buys whoever's first a card. Let's start big. Let's start big and juicy. Big and bark. What are we looking at, boys? What have we got?
¶ Muttley Multis of the Week
Yeah, you can meow my big bark. I'm going to double triple dip on my man, Pia Kura. I just rate him coming into the starting side. Another triple dip. You triple dipped Vermo last week. Should have triple dipped Tappity. Should have fucking triple dipped Tapps. You should have triple dipped Tapps. Tapps or Tino? Anyway, Pierre Cora, big bark. Mate, Panthers, defense, not good. Give me Jackson Perdue. $3.70 is unreal.
I do rate that. Jenkins on the right. Alamotti on the right. Alamotti wing. Yeah. Alamotti wing. Jenkins on right. Jenkins on right. That's a good shout. Oh, hello. That's a great shout. Thanks. Perdue up against Jenkins. Two young fellas. Just fucking having a go. And I just feel like there's a value there for me. A $3.70 is red hot. $3.70 for someone who looked real good last week without scoring a try. Yep.
Gets himself in a lot of space. And I feel like there's a lot of value against Penrith at this stage because they historically haven't let in tries, but they've been a little bit leaky. They normally lead in points. Yes. But anyway, I'm going off early and I don't like it, but I just had your guys' bets so I don't really care because I've got Nico Hines to crash over. Nico Hines. Not sure why.
Not sure why. I like him for a try this week. I think the Sharks are going to win well, so I just think he's going to crash over. And he's got $4.70 odds. I was like, oh, yum. They're that high for a reason, buddy. I know. He's got two weeks. He's got two tries. Two games this season already. Boys. You reckon those odds are? $69, $69, baby. $53. Fucking Rayman. I was going to say, he's just having a stroke. $63.82. That's our highest one this year so far. I got the three right.
That's the highest without going over. That's it. Goody wins. Yeah. No, you were over. You said $69. Nice. No, I was under. I was under bottom. Fuck, I listened. Power bottom. Listen to me when I speak. Call that power now. Do you hear something? Yeah, that's him having a stroke. Crucial. Let's get to the crucial. Cuckold. I'm not up and about. I think I'm sort of understanding how this crucial works. Just fucking hit it. No matter what.
Just hit it. And then if you hit it, you can be like, I know what I'm talking about. Hit it once and I'm feeling good about it. So I've just gone. What I think is definitely going to happen this week. No second guesses. Melba Storm are going to cover their line. Yeah, see, he's starting to get it now. Like, he understands that this is what's, like, I'm 100% in. Yeah, and I'm 100% in. Males film, we're going to cover five and a half points. So I hope you can appreciate
that. And $1.87, and I thought I was all right. You had to justify, mate. I nearly did. I didn't think about, like, up and up, like, a couple extra points. I was like, no, no, just go $1.90. Don't fuck around. Don't fuck around. I'm a little worried that he's put a crucial down as a line. I'm not going to pick a try score, so what's wrong with that? That's all right. Yeah, you should just do head to head. You're pretty good at that. You're just good at, yeah, head.
What are yours? You want to let him know? No. No, no. Fucking get up anyway. It's the mystery bit this week. Just jump on it blindly. That's crucial, mate. You've got to think about it. You've got to lock in. Charlie Mitt. Confident on him. Over. Scores. Guaranteed. Over. Rated. I'm not rated. Jake's going to hate mine. He already hates mine. I was originally going to... I had originally gone... Oh, really? Jerry. Oh, I like that. But I didn't.
Because one of my games... Don't go drinky. I told you that the Titans are going to win and win well. So give me Jojo Fafita. I didn't even rate him. Has he even scored any tries this year? Who? He scored his last two games. Exactly. And he scored the last time he versed the Dolphins. Has he scored this year? Yeah, he scored his last two games. Exactly. Exactly. It means he's going to have a quiet game. What are you getting the
odds, boys? Is he playing? Oh, it's because he goes on the left wing. $12.80. He's on the right wing. When did he start going right? $12.80? Nah. Winger, Latreo, Melbourne line. Nah. $8.50. $8.74. Oh. Boosted. It's boosted. Yep. Fuck. It was actually unboosted. It was $7.77. Hey. Hey. Crucial's what we're looking for, baby. $7.77, triple seven. Unboosted. Oh, you should have just gone that. Nah. It means more to the big fella. Boosted. No, but originally, it's still there.
Triple seven, baby. It's originally just still there. I'm feeling good about this one, boys. I've said that every week so far, but this one, I think, is the difference. There it is, boys. We're done? Get around it. Cut the stream. Fuck the dogs. Cut the stream. Up the dogs. Fuck the dogs. Oh, I tell you what. Up the Mighty Nights, baby. Get around it. Up the Mighty Nights. I reckon someone's going to get fucked by the dogs this weekend. Roosters, rabbits.
Get around it. It's going to be red hot Friday night. I hope I'm not at your place. We're not allowed to watch it in public spaces, Kyle said. No, you guys can. I can't. Sorry, what did you call me? Thomas. Cut the stream. Fuck, I was going to record it.