#4 The Round Up: 4 weeks and 10 points

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an episode of the Muttly Crew. We've got some background music, and we're here to talk some Rubbery League, and we're here to review round six of the Rubbery League and review our tips and bets and slips and slips and bets. I'm here with the ladies, Kylie and Cody Ann. How are we doing? for this afternoon. Sorry, Jackie, what's your name? That's Jackie Moon. My name's Jake. And yes, welcome. Actually, it's Jacob.

Jacob. Cut the screen. My name's not Jacob. Cut the screen. I'm a Jacobi. Jacobi. And yes, let's hear. Let's rake it down. Round six of a rubber leg. Let's rake it down. Rake it down. And, wow, five losses in a row. Oh, they're giving me the shit. Five losses in a row for the Penrith Panthers. I keep believing in them. Wow. What a win from the Dolphins, 30-12. But they actually, they just dominated them. It was wild that game. Panthers, wow.

Did you see, I saw a stat today that the Panthers had over 50 tackles in the red zone and got one legitimate try out of that, like in that sequence. What do you mean one legitimate? it. Mate, Moses Leota, I told you he was scoring a try, boys. When I saw his name on there and then I seen that was how he scored it, I was just like, you are fucking kidding me. Did you pick him? Yep. Three points, baby. Remember because he said the last two times they'd versed, he'd scored and we're

like, yeah, righto, you fuck wit. And then he gets that try. Of all tries, it's both trying to fucking toe it dead and it goes straight to Leota. Could have went anywhere. That's why he just went straight to the chat. Fuck you, Kyle. Yeah, man. I was like, that's great. I was like, boys, I told you. Should have picked him as your big buck. No, that doesn't count. Actually, if Jake had that game, he should have taken him for his big buck.

And we got to Friday night. Oh, it was Cody. Some red hot games Friday. We had the Dragons get the job done with a dominant win over the Gold Coast Titans. Gold Coast Titans. Still can't win at win, Sadie. They give you a bit of hope, have a good two games, and then come back to earth playing shit. Still beat the Knights. Dragons, 38-16. And then... It was the time of the coup. The Roosters get the last chickpeas and beat the Broncos in the stable. Yeah, the Chooks get the last... Thank you.

Roosters, 26-16. What a game. That's... Broncos can play shit for a good team. Wait, I tell you what. Now, if I was a Broncos fan, I'd be very worried moving forward because I've mentioned this on Friday night and multiple times over the weekend that the Panthers have not won a game since we beat them. Now the Panthers have got their roosters in the index. Yeah, they're going to try and right their wrongs. But the thing is, the Broncos, we don't verse them again.

So that's what I was going to say. You're going to go fucking Broncos twice and Panthers twice. If you can come away with a positive record in those four. At the start of the season when we were talking about it, you said they could either be 0-7 or 7-0. Well, no, I never said that. But at the start of the season, I was like, it's those three games in between or four games, whatever it was, and we had the Titans, Warriors, and Rabbits, and the Dragons in there, I think, maybe. I can't remember.

They've been your worst game. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully we can get a couple of them. Then you went fucking knock the Panthers off, knock the Broncos off. Yeah. He's been in the games that you shouldn't. You're doing a bit of the Raiders. When you're massive underdogs, you're just pumping teams and then lose to the teams you should beat. Yeah. But in those games that we lost, we were winning. If it was a 60-minute

game, we are undefeated. Well, that's what they said. Well, apart from round one, actually. We'll have to see how they go because they said, yeah, I think they've said a few times that the Roosters have been winning at the 60-minute mark in a lot of their games. And again, against the Broncos, we were winning a 60-minute mark as well. I was like, fuck, here we go. I've seen this story. Yeah. Super sad day over in Optus and Darwin. Went on a little bit of Australian trek of the tours.

It always looked weird having that fucking rectangle field on a fucking circle. It always looks weird. Not a fan. We had two flat track bullies go at it, and it was the Sharks on top. 24-18 over Munley. Then the Cowboys turned it on in the last 20 minutes and got a good win up against the Rabbitohs. It's three in a row for the Cowboys now, I do believe. And they're going to the bye now. It's not bad. Then we have Parramatta Eels cannot win the comp already.

Pumped. Raiders, 50 points. You know they conceded 50 in the first week, right? I was going to say, I think they did, didn't they? Oh, yeah, Melbourne. That doesn't count. Yeah, all right. We'll just take that one off the ruggles. But Raiders pumped them 50 to 12. Parramatta looked hopeless. Raiders were just a Raider. Cutting sick. And then we had the Melbourne Storm. Just 36 and a half, just absolutely burns with the Warriors off the field.

A little bit of result for the Warriors not to get 50 conceded. Good on them. What word did you just try and say then? Resolve. That's what I said. I said it very quickly. I thought you said result. With an extra syllable. Resolve. Now let's get the job done. 42-14. And then the Mighty West Tigers... Tigers fucking beat Newcastle because Newcastle don't know how to fucking play football. And I fucking hate it. Well, we might as well just stay here while we're at this point. Bro.

Bro. How do you feel back to back? Just discuss, mate. Just be happy. This week you scored points. Barely. Don't count that many. Fuck. It's the fucking stupid errors coming out of our thing. It just doesn't make sense, man. Like, we were actually, when we held the ball, we made pretty good meters a lot of times, but just that. And then when we get into their fucking half, we have a guy who's one of the best attacking players who we do not give the ball to for some reason. Cogger.

And then, and then we got fucking Caelan Ponga and Bradman Best. Just give them the ball, like, three, four times in a row, and they will do something. But no, we don't want to do that either. He was telling me before. And then I'm like, you guys are giving space We're going to change our halves and then we're going to change our halves because we need to because we're shit and we can't score a fucking point.

We're going to change our halves and we're going to be like, oh, fucking Newcastle, change the halves, mate. You know who's still contracting with you? Yes. Gamble. Phoenix Crossland. Get Gamble in there. I still can't believe. Get Hastings in there. I know Phoenix Crossland was a halfback coming through. I don't think. I don't believe it. But I think he's forgotten how to play it because he plays really good at hooker.

Not so he was doing a lot better a couple of seasons ago but the thing for me you guys you're tripping oh no he was tripping yeah my bad. You guys have scored 10 points in a month of footy mate I know I've been watching these games yeah I did turn off this game can I just quickly say can I just say so, you in your bets for this game you had Knights race to 30, I forgot about that. Oh, he knows footy this bloke. Race to 30. Fuck, I put on some shit bets, but that's fucking up there.

We've had this chat before. I shouldn't be allowed to get Newcastle bets, guys. Wow, I did not remember that one bit. That's wild. Do you want to know the full bet? Yeah, I remember it now. Marju to score two or more. Yeah. Gag I anytime. Knights race to 30. That's fantastic. Oh, you got Gagoy in the bin. Bro, that was so fucking dumb. That was so dumb sitting in two. I like the ref. Yeah. I'm just going to sit one each down because that just went too long. Bro.

I was like, what a fucking shit reason. Oh, the push and shove, the little melee, the handbag wrestle went for a little bit too long. And then the tie because of the penalty though. I'm like, fuck off. That was all too loud. Well, that's what Gagoy said. Gagoy's like, I was fine with the tackle. It was all good. He got me. He goes, but it was the facial he gave me afterwards. Yeah. He's a fucking old boy. And it's Safatoui who used to play for Newcastle.

So I'm sure they got a little bit of bandit going in between them. He should have put one on his chin. Oh, mate. That was dumb. So, Carter, I just. I don't want to look at this, but let's have a look. Fuck. Carter, one question for you. Where did the Knights go? Greg Marzzi, four errors. Kyle McFucking, two errors. Ponga, two errors. I didn't make any errors. Phoenix Cross had three errors. Oh. What errors did I make? Fucking scum. Kyle McCarthy, young bloke.

Oh, fucking five games. Let's throw big... Oh, mate. Oh, fuck. It got me so annoyed. Do you want Dom Young back? We need Dylan Lucas back. And then, oh, fucking the young guy, Magooine, came on. Fucking dumb error. And he played so good last week, too. I was off it. I'm off him. Oi. And then, what? We got a verse fucking shark. Wait, until we roll around to next week's fixtures, then he'll be like, game of the round. Yeah. Oh, I'm taking Knights Knights Ponga. He's dude.

And then I'll go fucking Shark Sharks Nakora. And he'll go, oh, you know those footy. Let's go back. Why were the Broncos so shit, Cody? What happened, man? Oh, I don't know. You're supposed to be so good at some court. That's what I mean. And lose to the fucking Brewsters. For a fucking good team, they can just play shit sometimes. They were just, I was very disappointed.

If you didn't know footy, like in the fact that Reynolds and Hunt are the more experienced halves, you wouldn't have known that. Yeah. By over like 500 yards. From the game. Yeah, Hunt had a bloody really quiet one. And Reynolds, not much better. And they just, Walsh, you know, wasn't impressive. They just weren't doing it for me. And I guess after round one, Robert Toyer just grows an extra leg against him too. He played well again. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know. They just came physical.

That's what you've got to really do. Just come physical. Yeah. And bash our forwards and then nothing. See, I felt like... The Roosters' defense, it obviously conceded 50 in that first week. But since then, it's looked pretty red hot. We're still, as I keep mentioning just about every week, we're still susceptible to the fucking little dink in behind, little kick in behind, or like the cross field kick that lands around the post.

Very susceptible to those. But in terms of actually getting the line broken up, unless it's a fucking front row just running through under the middle untouched, we don't really give up too many tries by the line break unless they run around us.

So I thought our defense was really good Because we only conceded one try While we had 13 men on the field Well that's what they said I think at one point they were like Because what At first it was like A Sinbin, For us You went bang bang And then a Sinbin for you Well we had the first Sinbin, We were up 8-0 Billy Smith got Sinbin And then you guys went up 12-8 Or was it that way Yeah And then yeah Then we got Sinbin And then you went bang bang

And then when it come back on They were like They've only scored They haven't scored against 13. The Broncos only scored against 12. And they just, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with Walsh. And, yeah, it's just I'm not happy with it. I thought it was fucking red hot. Fucking losers. It's fucking great. It's because Jordan Rickey's not there. I think there's another second row this week. Yeah, but Rickey's back next week. Rickey's back this week? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, yeah, Pukuro's still out there. Yeah, rough. What's wrong with Gowetski? He got a suspension as well one week. From the Seminole. Fucking hell. The old fucking, what is it? I was going to say rotisserie. Through the fucking back row. Boys. I just want a quick shout out. Other than Melbourne, they don't count. But a quick shout out to the Raiders. I think they were red hot this week. And they got the job done against Eels, which, you know, they should have.

But these are the games the Raiders can just, like, not show up or play shit. And they pumped them 50-12. And that's four wins for the Raiders, mate. They're doing much better than, I'm guessing, who picked them? The Knights. Well, someone over here picked the Raiders very, very low. I don't know who that would have fucking been. Now, all of us here really rate the Raiders, so. Oh, well.

But yeah just shout out to the Raiders mate I think we don't talk about it much the Panthers dead last yet nah still the Panthers obviously how much for it again boys tickets tickets are on sale for round 13 Spoon Bowl Panthers vs Eels, get them get them all there hot, Panthers are still $14 out of it that's still bullshit do you see they're paying $1.91 to miss the 8 yeah they're pretty favourites wait how good is it like

they've done all this and then they're going to get an upgraded stadium and then they're only going to be able to sell their tickets for 20 bucks, yeah way to make money fuckwits well done well done, boys you want to recap of the week oh let's do it so head to pick a line head to head Jake you and I tied five apiece not bad considering I was 0-3 to start eesh I finished five straight five straight, Cody you got four yes yeah not my best week in tipping yeah on the lines how

many lines did I hit on the lines Jake you and I both hit four Cody, you hit five.

Luckily, that late Daly Terry Evans try got you into the... I was going to say, there was a few there that I was there and thereabouts. What was the plus-minus in the Warriors' storm game? 16.5. And then on the try scorers, we were all pretty light on this week. Jake... I finished all right. Yeah, that was your only ones. You got two points. Yeah. You got Tomoko and Anderson. Jake, you finished at three points. You got Reece Walsh and Hudson Young.

I started absolutely red hot after Friday night. I was on four points. Finished with four points. Didn't get another one. I got Moses Leota and Tua Piloto. Some shit. Yeah. Just absolute savage. And then, boys, the bets. We got real close, but again, not so great. Overalls. Go on. What's our overalls? Like overall? For tipping for this week. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Overall and then what we're at. So Jake still bringing up the rear with a total of 60 points.

So you're averaging, what's that, 10 points around. Not bad. I'm still in second on 78. And then Cody is first on 80. Oh, really close to you guys. Yeah. Yeah, so if Terry Evans hadn't have scored that try at the end, he'd be all locked up at 79 apiece. But anyway, that's it. On to the punts. Didn't get one from the banker. I'm going to make sure that we note it now. I'm pretty sure I said it every time except for the first one, but anyway.

Didn't get a bet in for the banker, so nothing there. Same game as boys. Started real strong with Cody. 0-3. Yeah. Really had a Panthers win here. Didn't happen. Oh, yeah. It's going to be hard. And then the one week that I finally take the other team, they're going to fucking carve up. Yeah. And then Cody almost. So he was our first two-legger out of the week. We had two two-leggers. Sharks, halftime margin, five to eight. I gave so much shit about it.

He got it. I was like, wow. And then Haradi any time. It was just the overs. Missed the overs. Damn it. What did it end up? What was the score? It was like 48 and a half. Yeah. It was 48 and a half was the play. Yeah. And they finished with, what's that, 42. So just missed out on that one. I thought for sure there'd be more tries because they'd both be fanging for it. And then I had, the game basically went how I thought it was going to go for

the Raiders Eels. I had Raiders minus six and a half, Tomoko anytime, and then Tamale. Couldn't get a winger. 50 points and the winger didn't even fucking cross.

Fucking hell, man. And he was my crucial as well Because that was one where, Out of the last 13 games That he was to play The right winger scored 12 times I was like fuck you That was your guarantee And then we That was a trend there Because then we didn't hit a single line after that Oh we hit another two leg of you and I, No yeah we did Not the other fuck We hit down the end of the table So Cody Cody

you broke your big bark cherry With Haradi any time That was a great pick to be honest I thought, I started us off on the Friday night, taking Cobo first, second, or third, so I'm back to back on the big bucks. I've already hit more this year than I did all of last year, so red hot for me. Can't hit a fucking Crucial to save my life now, though. But Jake, Saturday night at Prezzo night, Harati scored. Then it was $765 all on Purdue, first, second, or third.

And there was one where they fucking Cowboys scored, and I'm like, just be a hog and fucking go yourself. But he just did the old casual draw and pass, gave it to the winger, and I was like, you motherfucker. We didn't know that. Ouch. Yeah, we didn't watch the game, so I don't really know what happened in it.

I was watching it and then every time we get the ball I'm just like just hog it go be a fuck with he did that after he scored the first three tries and then I said to Kyle he fucking I think it was Rabideau scored the third try and I thought ah well fuck it there it goes and then, when it didn't get up I was like whatever happens we lose best Kyle wasn't happy but he's like if he fucking scores I'm gonna be even more annoyed double,

we should have had him for two or more if we had him for two or more. Ifs and ifs and no ifs and buts with candy and nuts. Yeah. It hurts, boys. But we're not far off. It's probably one of our better weeks for ticks. It was, yeah. Did we hit one in the group? It's not often that we come close to, what was that, three? Three of our 83 that we put on. I think 10. We double-ticked. Actually, no, that was less than... Last week. We got two double ticks. Surely we didn't get more ticks last week.

Yeah, we got a lot of single. We got a lot of one ticks in our games. We had. Because there's a lot of single on this podcast. Well, we had a lot of. Yeah. We had four games. We had four games this week with no ticks. So game one, game three. So I feel like mine was as close to getting. I had overs just under. Arthur's and Cobb had a combined for three or more. They got two and Arthur's went off injured. And then Tupo anytime. Anyway. I mean, Jake's was by far the worst player of the day.

We already have. We already have. Race to 30. Oh, that's a good word. I don't know. Cody, you went 0 for 3 in the Storm Warriors. You had Warriors to score the first try. Anderson for two or more, and the Storm to win by 1 to 12, so that was great. Oh, that's so bad. But in his tips, he had Storm with the line of 16 and a half points. I'm good.

So we're red hot. So, boys, do you want to know what our total counts at the moment? Yes. Sure. We're down about $292. What about individual fucking win shares? Are you doing that this year? Yeah, yeah. So, like, fucking however many fucking. Yep. So, we're still all negatives. Yeah. You say that like it was a surprise following that we're down $292. Yeah, but that's because, like. But, unfortunately, guys, we're all the negatives.

But the problem is, like, if you keep winning your Crucials and your Big Bucks, Because technically, individually, you're a positive. Yeah. But our best, individually, is Cody with his crucial. You're yoking. You're negative 20 cents on the crucial. Because you're four out of seven. Oh. I thought you meant overall. I thought you meant like overall for all. I'm like, how am I in the lead? Oh, all together. Yeah, I didn't think we were going like just crucial.

Yeah, no, I'm first because I'm the only one to hit the same game multi so far. So I did actually have that at one point, all individuals, but yeah. Jake, you and I are tied on big bucks. We both hit two from two and obviously similar odds because we're negative $1.50. Who was my crucial this week? You were the only one to hit. You had Grant Anderson. I had Tamale. Death, taxes, and me hitting a fucking crucial. Don't even say who I had.

Galen Bonger. I love how he's been chirping the last how many weeks because he keeps getting all these ticks, and then the one week we needed him to hit a fucking big bar. Hey, you actually owe a six pack. Double eight. Why? The rule was if you take one over 250. I don't know if it's a rule. Yeah, and he doesn't get up. He wasn't over 250. It's a six pack. He was 270, bud. Was that what it was? I thought we moved the line to 270, but. Oh, he's 279, actually, according to this. Jeez.

Yeah, so. Anyway, quick. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

Quick fire pop question, boys. Mm-hmm. Who do you rate out of these teams? Ready? One team each. Who do you rate the most? Sorry. Manly, Sharks, Cowboys, Tigers, or Warriors? Tigers. Tigers. Wow. Interesting. Like, as in a good team? As who could maybe win the comp this year out of those teams. Tigers. Oh, they give me the best vibes out of them. They're probably in a healthier spot. Sharks until finals. But if you win the comp, you've got to play finals.

They're all the teams that are 3-3 at this state. I thought it was a little interesting. What about in New South Wales? The Warriors are zero. It's crazy that all those Sydney teams have played three and three in Queensland. He still has no idea. Anyway, that was a good question. You said that they're all three and three in this state. Oh, you guys in this state, state, fuck. Anyway.

It's too early to talk state of origin. You can tell that the Knights have had a fucking rough couple of weeks because his vibes are just as down as him. Yeah, but I can guarantee you right now, if he wins this weekend, they're back, baby, on top of the world. You can tell. Oh, why didn't I pack Captain Ponga? My boy, my baby. My throbbers. What captain is he? I hope he gets a fucking Knights game this week and watch him just fucking jerk them off. Oh, mate. In his bets.

Oh, he already did it this week. He'll probably have him race to 50 next week. We're going to double our season total points. I'm pretty sure I don't have them. I'm only doing two games this week, which means I get three and six right there. Yeah, I don't have them. You don't have them? No, thank God. Fuck. Oh, I start us off this week coming. Seagulls, Dragons. The Dargons. The Dargons. You got Newcastle. Oh, do not put a single bet on fucking Newcastle.

Anyway, I think that's it, boys. Get around it and enjoy your week. And we'll talk to you later. Cut the stream. Bye. Bye meow. Fuck the dogs play again this week.