#3 Beers, Bets & Tips: Jake is PACKING!

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an episode of The Mutley Crew. And we are here on a beautiful afternoon. It's a bit overcast. It's a bit gloomy, but I'm here with Kyle and Cody. How are we doing this fine afternoon, lads? Sorry, mate. Is it beautiful or is it gloomy? It's still beautiful because we are alive and alive is a vibe. Well done. Who are you? My name's Jack, and we're here to talk a rabbit leg. And I think Cody's here. Is Cody here? How are you doing, Cody?

He's down in his central vibes. He's dropping down an octave. He's fucking down here. He's low and easy. Isn't that so high pitched anymore? He's just... Hello, boys and girls. How you going? My name's Alf. Yeah, mate. I'll just fucking rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat. But we're here to talk rubber league, baby. And we are up to round three. Just like that. Just started. And we're up to round three.

What round are we at, butter? Round three. And we are ready to throw some bits and slips and tips. We're going to throw a couple of bits. Throw a few bits, throw a few tidbits, and keep climbing the ladder. Okay. So let's start off. And fucking hell, we've got the grand final rematch to start off the round on a Thursday night. And it's going to be a wild game. We have the Melbourne Storm off the bye.

Fresh. Up against the Penrith Panthers coming off one of their biggest losses of the last multiple years. And they are paying $3.35. I think that's as big as the Outsiders I've seen in a little while for the Penrith Panthers. Uh, yeah, look, it's rightly so too, I reckon. Ooh. If you can't beat a fucking Undermann Roosters team, you ain't beat it in the Storm. Hey, Roosters are going to win the comp. Oh, I know. They're back. The Panthers' first loss of the season was to the future champs,

so. I think they, what, they started the overall season at about probably 20 bucks, and then they firmed into about, fuck, well, they went out to about 45, then they firmed into about 11.50. Fluctuation. Yeah. Yeah, look, boys, no, Storm are going to win this one. At Amy Park, it's going to happen. But I reckon nine and a half points is too much to give Penrith. So I'm taking Penrith to the line. Be a close game. I reckon Panthers will just be Penrith and grind away.

And you saw what happened to the Broncos after they towed up the Roosters that week. Melbourne towed up. Eels didn't have a real competition game coming in against a tough opponent. I reckon it could be a grind. Well, yes. You might think the Panthers should be 3-0-3-5. And yes, they played shit. But one thing the Panthers don't do is lose back-to-back games. I think they've lost one back-to-back game in the last three years.

So I'm back in the end. It was last season. Yes, last year. But before that, they didn't lose any. So I was going to say that. So last year was their first one ever. Last three years, yes. Nah. Yes. Nah. I agree. To disagree. I've got Panthers to win. I'm back in Panthers to win. Beat the Melbourne Storm. I'm still about a week off. They're going to be a bit laxydaisy. And they're going to score. Not many games. Points. Don't look at us how many games.

Man, I hope you... Okay, who's your tri-scorer? You didn't see a tri-scorer, mate. My bad. It's Xavier Coates. He doesn't mind a meat pie against Penrith. He'll get another one. I was about to say to you, Jake, I hope you get your try score right because that's the only points you're getting from this game. I'm going with Scotty Sorensen. Fuck yes. Yes, sir. Oh, watch him score too. Oh, you would for Penrith to win it. Well, I need to do something different.

I've got the most games right, but I'm still losing, so I need to pick some big try score points, baby. No, you just need to pick people that are going to score. You can pick three points every game, but if they don't score, it means fucking nothing. Works for you, so I'm going to keep trying. Yeah, they're tactical plays, mate. Oh, tactical. Yeah. AFB, tactical. Harry Grant, tactical. Daniel Saifidi, not so tactical, just wanted to take the piss out of you. Yeah.

I did actually last Thursday when we were sitting at the pub watching that game, he was like, if Jacob scores, I get one and a half points. I was like, do I get full points because they look the same? Oh, fuck Well, round us out, Cody Where you going?

Your same game multi Well, I am going to confirm the trifecta of not the same Because I'm going storm, storm And I'm going Katoa to crash over on the edge That's how you pick a back row to score Oh, okay You piece of shit Oh, you've gone in back-to-back times You've picked Melbourne And, Yeah, that's fucking red hot. Good for me. And so I start off the betting this week. Start off the same gamer. I've got game one. And I've got, I had a little bit of a sus because I was like,

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know if it was going to be a really, you know, high scoring game. Although I've got Storm winning by over 10. They could win 10-0. They could. It's fine. It's fine. It doesn't mean there's going to be a heap of points. But I've gone try score from the grand final. They could win 10-0, but I'm pretty sure you're going to have a pen with a try score here. Yep. So I've gone. I've run in and I've done. I had a quick look.

Last time they played, obviously, grand final. Grand final rematch. So I've drawn a little bit of inspiration from that. And I've gone Liam Martin. Any time he crashed over in the grand final. And I've also gone Harry Grant any time he got over in the grand final as well. I believe the other try score may have been Warbrick because I couldn't find anyone else in the team that scored in the grand final. So it must have been Warbrick that got the other try. Must have been.

And then also, just to spice up, just throw it in there, little puppy. Little puppy any time as well. Little puppy. So for those three, Liam Martin, Harry Grant, Ryan Pappenhausen, any time, 26-75. Red hot. start off the round. Fucking love the Liam Martin shout. Yeah, go on, what? Why are you scrunching up your face staring off in the distance thinking, Jake? No, no, no. It's a good thing if he doesn't like it. Yeah, what is it? Because it means it wins. What's your problem?

Oh, I didn't have Scotty Sorensen in there. My bad. I think I firstly was going to go Liam Martin and then I changed my tune and now I'm like, fuck. Right on. Okay. Sure, yep. Yeah, no worries, mate. I don't know what you fucked up, but yeah, cool. Well, I was about to blow up because I'm like, you said, look up, pick a second row. And then I realized I didn't pick who you picked and then I don't worry about it. That's why I didn't go anywhere. That's why I ended up over there.

Fucking LRO. Yeah. Anyway, let's get to Friday night football. What are you talking about? This is the game of the round here. And we're going over to... This has potential to be a really good game. Over the ditch to New Zealand for another Friday night game. And this one, we've got the Warriors up against the Roosters. 11th first, 13th on the ladder. Two teams coming off. Awesome wins.

It's going to be a good game. I'm looking forward to it. It will be interesting to see how they go, considering they both had pretty ordinary first-up games. Turned it around, and did the impossible last week, especially the Roosters. Now they come up against each other. It's probably going to be an absolute shitter. I was going to say, I feel like it's going to be a close one, but it's either going to be high-quality footy or it's going to be absolute trash.

So, Kyle, what's the line on this one? It's half a point. So, basically, if it's a draw, whoever you're tipping is, you get the win. I was going to say, because I'm taking Warriors and Roosters to cover, but I didn't know. I thought it was going to be like 1.5. No, no. It's currently at 0.5. So, Warriors? So, you can take Warriors, but if you take Roosters with the line and it's a draw, yeah, you still get the points. Yeah, so basically... So, if I'm taking... Whoever you're tipping,

you're taking with the line as well, really. Warriors. Okay. Warriors, Warriors then. And try a scorer of RTS. He's going to dancing feet his way across that line. Against his old former club. Ooh, I like that. His old former club. Old former club. Well, a little stat for you, boys. Oh, here we go. Right. Which is- Now that the fucking Roosters are a chance again, he's fucking- Yeah, I've got to look into it. Yeah, yeah. 100%. I said, that was shit. We're dead. We can't win.

So, the Warriors haven't actually beaten the Roosters- Ever? Since round four in 2018. And they actually haven't beaten the Roosters at Go Media since around 9, 2017. So give me Roosters and Roosters, ladies and gentlemen. Roosters 1 to 12, I reckon. And I'm going to take Jimmy James Tedesco anytime. Do you know why those were happening, Kyle, in the past? It's because the Roosters, they used to have a lot of New Zealand flavour. They used to have a lot of diesel flavour.

They have much less now if you let me fucking finish. Yeah, you're always doing this to him. Always. He's such a piece of shit. Always. Can't even have my fucking things. And then... This is why he doesn't talk to us, because you just cut him off all the time. Yeah, but I've got to get in quick before you finish. No Joseph Marnie now. That's what she said. There's no Jared Weir Hargreaves. Who? Jared Weir Hargreaves.

You must spat me a drink. No Joey Marnie. Sure is more. Okay, tell that to Penrith. We're not even talking about Permanent. We're talking about Roosters and Warriors here. Still beat them. Hurry up, Jake. He's rattling me, mate, because I don't know what the fuck is going on about. All you need to know is the Roosters are going to win. That's all you need to know. Well, they're not. The Warriors are going to win. They're going to win

at home. They're going to keep their fortress going along at home. But Dominic Young is going to score a try this year. He's due. They're right edge. A bit weaker for the Warriors. RTS feels that his plays last game was not great. And now my phone is ringing. I'm not answering. Artes is on the left. Yeah, Dom Young's on the right. So he's got a score against him. Fucking simple football. Oh, you said the right edge is weak. Huh? Oh, you said the right edge was weak. No. Oh. Maybe I did say that,

but I'm saying Dominic Young's got a score. He wasn't spinning the field around. Right side, if you're Dom Young. Dom Young might score a try for the Warriors. At this rate. Like an own goal. He played really good for you guys. Anyway, there's fallen to me this game, which I don't mind. I like this game. Close one. I have gone Dominic Young to score either one, two, or three, because I just feel like he's going to go early.

I've got New Zealand to win, so I'm just following my bet. And then I've got Ali Lua Tala to score again as a center, because he looks good. A little bit of room, a little bit of shimmy, a little bit of Bobosk. Marky Marks is going to get shown up at least once. And that's paying a nice little $17, that bad boy. So I don't hate. Good source. I don't hate. I don't hate. I hate my other ones. We'll find out about them later. I don't hate.

Yeah, so gamble responsibility, ladies and gentlemen. Friday night. This is a grudge match here. We've got the 4X Cowboys Broncos Derby at Suncorp Stadium. I feel like it's going to be a big crowd here. People are going to go to a rounded first home Brisbane game. First game at Suncorp? Yes. Yeah, mate. Yes. Because Alfred had other ideas. So, first game at Suncorp is going to be big. I reckon, what, 40 grand? 40 people?

40 grand? I hope they make more than that. 40,000 will be there. Pack her out. And the Cowboys, what are they going to show? They're going to show a little bit more fight? I don't know. Highly doubt it. Highly doubt it. They brought up a young up-and-comer from the fucking back row of Q Cup. They brought this fucking young fella, Nanai, into the team. He's been showing some promise down there in the fucking lower grades. Oh, really, yeah? So they brought him up into the back row.

Hopefully that helps their attacking woes. I'm tipping. Big common long one, low's back two in the front. Might be helpful. Where's the line? The line's currently at 17.5 points. Too low, in my opinion. What are you doing, Jake? He'd just seen the line, and now he's panicking. Okay, but you're obviously going to the Broncos, right? Yeah, I have to go to the Broncos. I can't tip the Cowboys. Well, you don't have to. I can't tip the Cowboys. They're playing so bad, but I would love them to win.

Cowboys normally do stand up. Yeah, exactly. They normally do stand up. They're not getting pumped to get the Cowboys line. But Broncos will win. He is doing it. And my try scorer is going to be the hot boy himself, Jordan Rickey. Got to crash over on the right. And now, just to keep it simple, same every week. We just keep rolling it out.

Broncos, Broncos, Arthurs. Yes, sir. So do I just need to put that in for every Broncos game for you? Just Broncos, Broncos, Arthurs? Until Arthurs doesn't score, he's in every time. I don't care about the points that I could try and look at through the middle. Arthurs is in. Yeah, look, Codes, I'm with you. Broncos, Broncos. But, look, adding an old Tal Malolo and this young fellow from Q Cup is not going to change him.

Jake Clifford back in. That might help. That might help. They did look all right with him there last year. But then, fucking, what's his name's out, isn't he? One of their better looking players, Burns, is out. Yeah, the only guy that's been having a crack for him. Yeah, he's out. Too much of a crack. He did his hamstring. So, yeah, Broncos, Broncos. And, Jake, I've also gone to Jordan Rickey. I like that. I reckon he's a red-hot shout. Nikora scored on the right edge last week.

Pretty sure the back rower against the Cowboys on the right edge scored the week before. I can't remember who they were versus the first week. Manly. I'll look quite to. I'll look quite to. Yeah. It was Nikora last week too, wasn't it? Yep. So, yeah, give me Jordan Rickey for two points. I might as well put 100 on fucking Rickey then. No, you didn't come with us, Cody. You didn't come with us, Cody?

Because I have Jordan Rickey. No, no, just because we went fucking right-side back rower last week. Right-side back rower against the Cowboys again. We should just, every single game, take the right side back row off for $100 every week all year and just see what happens against the Cowboys. Well, you'd be up at the moment. We're up, what, 210 at the moment. Easy money, baby. So at least we've got two more games.

Anyway, I've got the same gamer on this one, boys. Possibly attending the game in person with the bloke that can't do fantasy or super coach. Hey, he's not coming last. It's first time. Leave him alone. He hasn't. He hasn't given up a tenner yet. He's only ever a field at 11. He hasn't given up a tenner. Watch it. The first time he gets 13, he'll fucking lose. Yeah, he'll score his lowest score ever. So, Codes, I agree with you. Arthur's is a lock. You've got to get him in there.

I'm also taking, because I think the Broncos are going to go right this week a little bit more. I'm going to attack that weak left edge of the Cowboys. So, I've got Selwyn Cobbo, first, second, or third. He loves to drag an early try at Suncourt. And then if they're going right, Dean Mariner's getting across. I like it. And there was quite a bit of value there for Dean Mariner. He was $1.97, which was a bit higher than what I thought he should be.

So $9.50 for that same gamer. Just trying to rein it in a little bit from you boys. Yeah. You've reined it in a game early. Yeah. Because I'm about to explode. Holy. But yes. No, I do rate that. I do rate it. Now, let's get to Super Sadday Boys, and we start off with the... Well... I'm going to say a cracker of a game. That couldn't have been more perfect the way you did it. Well... We got the Cronulla Sharks up against the Rabbitohs.

And we have a team here who two zip the Rabbitohs. And they are $6 outsiders. That is very interesting. That shows how good the Sharks did look last week. Shows how good the Birken Sharks are, right? I wasn't going to say that. They give me the ick. It is the first game at Shark Park for Cronulla. So you know the fans are going to get up and around it. I think they're still doing work there. It's not like even close to finish.

But anyway, how are we looking at this game, Kyle? What are we thinking? Mate, straight up, the biggest lock of the round in terms of betting is rabbit over this line of 17.5 points. That's too many points. I went through all the history or the most recent history of South versus Cronulla, and at Shark Park, the biggest loss the South have ever conceded is by 14 points. I know and they get Jack Wadden back this week, Jai Arrow has been named. I think they've lost Talos Duncan.

Yeah, he's looking like he's out for two weeks. Duncan's gone. Lockley Hubner gone. But 17.5 points is too much for Wayne Bennett, coached South Sydney side, in my opinion. Who've been winning and ripping in. Yes. But I do... Jai Gay's going to run for about 400 metres this week. Mate, Jai Gray and Supercoach was a great play by me. That's probably the only one outside of Wade Egan. But I do think the Sharks will get the bickies. So I'm going Sharks to win.

Rabbitohs to cover the line. and a guy that likes to score a try against the Rabideaus, Braden Trindle. Trindle. The Trindle has scored the last couple of times against them, so give me Trindle for two points. The fucking Trind. Yeah, I hate to copy Kyle, but I like what he said, and I like that because I do think the Sharks will win. They're a much better team. But, yeah, the Rabideaus are playing too good to lose by 18 points, especially Wayne Bennett's coach.

And you've just got to lock in Sam Stonestreet Stone Street, because I think the right winger has scored in the last multiple games against the Rabbitohs. I've just lost a lot of confidence. You liked what I said. Well, hey, fucking copy-paste, baby, copy-paste. I've done the same thing. Sharkies, Rabbits, and I've gone Kyle Iroh. So that means Stone Street won't score, because Iroh's just going to hog the ball. No, Iroh's on the left, isn't he? He is. Ah, bugger.

Well, he's scoring anyway. He's playing some good footy this year. He scored two games at R.A. He's on score three games at R.A. Swap it, Cody. Nah. Sharks, rabbits, Iroh. And then this one also is where the betting gets ridiculous. Oh, we're getting a bit dirty, long-legged. A little bit. Quite. Just slightly. Like nothing crazy. Not at all. So, to stick with my trial scorer for my game, I'm going Kyle Lero. Oh, I can't do that. But I'm throwing in a little first, second, or third for him.

I reckon he's going to get over early. I feel like when he does score, he does score early. So, that's not a bad play, that. And when he doesn't, he doesn't. You know what I mean? So, you either know he is or he isn't. So, it's like it's 50-50 whether he does or he doesn't because he's either going to score or not. Yeah. If he was your mum, he wouldn't be your dad. You know what I mean? 50% odds on a trial scorer is unheard of. Fucking oath. and then I've done it again.

Bro. My bet goes against my tip. Yeah, I don't know what you do. Brother, I just. That's why when you sent me through that first one with the Storm Panthers, I was like, so you're tipping Panthers here, right? I've just realized, I'm like, why have I? Yep. So apparently when I did my bet, I was taking the Rabbitohs to win. Yep, you very much were. Because I've thrown in Fletcher Myers to score two or more. Who? The right winger? The right winger. He's come into the team last minute.

He's only scored one, brother. I've gone Fletcher Myers for two or more tries. And then I've gone the young, the hot, the throbber, as Jake would say, Jamie Humphreys, to score eight or more points. Holy dick. This has got to be it.

And so if you like $42 $93 holy damn, can we just change him to go one try the winger because he's a score Kyle Iroh first, second or third Fletcher Myers for two or more Jamie Humphries for eight plus points for $93 watch it, Iroh will score his first, second or third Fletcher Myers will score two but Humphries will only get three out of five conversions Yeah, and Fletcher Myers will be the last try. He'll have six points, Humphreys, and he'll need to kick that goal.

We're going to miss it. And he'll fucking miss it for six points. Heard it here first. We are the scriptwriters. Has he even scored two tries in the NRL, Fletcher Myers? I probably... So is Jew. Hey. Oh, no. Jake. Oh, well, no one waste your money on that bet. Please gamble responsibly. Yeah, right. That's way responsible. You don't have to put as much money on that one. You get mad when it wins. Fuck. I should have put $400,000 on it. Should have taken it to the bank.

What's the next game on Super Saturday there, Carter? It is not the game of the round yet. Yeah, mate. No, we've already spoken about the game of the round. That was Warriors vs Roosters. We are going to... The mighty ninth one in the world, Kao Stadium up at Redcliffe. Beautiful stadium here. Can we skip Indoor and go to that instead? No, if we're skipping Indoor, I'm going to the Gold Coast, you fuckhead. Oh, why? Is there a decent game on down there? I do think so. Must be AFL. Yeah.

Anyway, first we go to Redcliffe. Oh, we can just do the doubleheader, go to Redcliffe, then down to Gold Coast. Oh, what a day. You could not fit them both in. No. Anyway, we're going to Kao Stadium and we got the Redcliffe Dolphins. Well, no, just the Dolphins playing at Redcliffe for their first home, first actual sort of home game against the West Tigers coming off a great win. Dolphins are still favorites, so they've fallen into the favorites.

How are we looking, boys? Are we confident with this game or do we think it is 50-50? I'm surprised that the Dolphins are favorites. And I've backed them the last two weeks and they've let me down. So I'm finally off it. I'm off the horse. I'm off them. I like the way the Tigers played. I'm on the Tigers. Tigers, Tigers. Lockie Galvin. Yeah, there must be something the bookies know that we don't for them to provide this.

Like, I know the Dolphins have probably, I think I looked at it, the Dolphins have won the last three straight against the Tigers. Sorry, two straight. They've only played three overall. But no, I'm taking Tigers, Tigers in this. The Tigers are looking good, and they're only going to keep getting better. They're playing better earlier than I thought they would. I know they did only verse the Eels last week. After that first 30 minutes, they did look pretty red hot. That'll put you into form.

Yeah, it will. And their defense is looking really solid. And I think the Dolphins last weekend said nice. They looked pretty average, really, in attack. So give me the Tigers, Tigers, and give me Taruva any time. It's all just a storyline. It's all it is. The Dolphins have been a good rugby league team since they've been in the league. They're not going to lose three games in a row. They're back at home. They've got a pretty good home record at K.O. Stadium.

The Tigers have not won outside of Sydney in 17 of their last games, so that's a big stat there, even though they did look much better. But, yeah, this game is for the Dolphins to win. They're not going to lose three in a row. They're going to cover. They're going to win. They're going to cover half point. They're covering. Is that another half point game? Yeah, there's, what was it, three this week. Yeah, right. What's the element? The next one.

But yes, Dolphins are going to win. and they're not going to lose three in a row. And the Tigers, yes, they played better, but now with a little bit of expectation, I don't know. I don't think they're going to be up for it yet. Who's your try scorer? I'm going... Do I do? Today, Junior. Dupo. I don't know how I do. Do I triple dip? I'll go someone from my same game. I'll go Herbie. Herbie's going to score. He hasn't scored yet this year. This is going to be the game where he scores.

And I feel like, in my same game moment, he's going to score two, baby. He's going to be up and about. Score two. And the Dolphins are going to win by four and a half or more. So five. Five, yeah. But the Lions four and a half. So I had to say four and a half, I thought. But yes, they're going to win by five or more. If they win, they're going to win by a little bit. So I think they're going to win. So win by four and a half. Herbie's going to score two.

But I do think one of the Tigers wingers are going to score. I didn't want to make a decision. So I just went either of them, even though it's fucking like a dollar 20. But I didn't want to make a decision and lose on that. So I went that way. Look at him trying to fucking think about it a little bit, eh? Play the numbers game. Well, I was going to go both, but I'm like, fuck. I couldn't pick. I thought one of them was going to score. Couldn't pick them, so I've got them both for a double.

So, yes. Herbie to score two. One of the Tigers wingers to score either. And Dolphins will win by five. Looking at 21-70, which I like. It's actually not a bad bet from you. You said earlier in the episode that you don't like the next two. I actually really like that now. I'm not looking at it anymore. Did you provide your tip and all that stuff? Yeah, mate. I missed it all. He went Dolphin. No, he went Tigers, Tigers and. Come on. Come on, Jake. Lockie Galvin. There it is.

I was obviously not present for that entire part. You know how when I was looking dead in your eyes and I said. Lockie Galvin. You know, I don't know how the Dolphins have taken on the last two weeks and now they've let me down and now I'm off. Oh, yeah. There we go. Even if I lost that little memory. We're back. From fucking four seconds ago. Yeah, we're back. Well, anyway, boys, now we get to the game of the round. We've got the game

of the round. We've got the mighty Newcastle Knights. My name's Photosynthesis. We've got the mighty Newcastle Knights going for three in a row. Last time they won three in a row, they won their third game of the season, and it was against Gold Coast at Gold Coast Stadium. So that's a good little over there. Yeah, in their first year in the comp, bro. So? We're talking about Newcastle winning three in a row. No, the Knights have been in the comp longer than that. We have.

The live odds have just gone out a little bit Because Dylan Lucas has been ruled out as well So we've got fucking three of our forwards So that's a bit ouchy ouchy, A bit ouchy ouchy Gets me a little bit nervous Ouchy mama, But of course I'm still packing I'm still Packing my bags Still packing my bags Going down the gold Of course I'm still packing Oh way to show off big fella Pack my bags Going down the gold coast Big dick swinging out here It's just a fucking podcast, mate.

What are you fucking... You can tell Jace being down the coast, there's a fucking trench through the sand. Knock, knock, let that thing in. Hey, you guys. Old fucking Cyclops over here. Fucking hell, the big fella's got to buy two helmets when he goes out.

Both of them licking windows licking each other.

Yeah righto Jake what do you got sorry what was that I got those new helmets where you can put it and then you press the button and they like expand and they're pretty cool just in case you fucking fall over should I say well it's got a fucking airbag in it, no like you can pack them in nice and tight and then when you get them out they're anyway what are we packing nice and tight I'm packing my bags I'm going down to Gold Coast spiritually because I can't make it but I Up the Knights.

Newcastle is going to win. Newcastle is going to win well. We're going for three in a row, baby. Are they going to cover the half point? Yes, we're winning well. We're winning a lot. Well, we're winning. And we're winning well. Wow. And he's crossing over. It's tight. It's time for Cal and Pogger. Here we go. We're back on this. It's tight. He's due. He is, I swear. He is. He loves playing at the Gold Coast. And well, for me, I've done it again because I didn't look at the line.

I've gone Knights-Titan. Hey. Hey. Yeah, mate? He's scored five tries the last four games at Gold Coast. It's pretty red hot. Just nights then, I suppose. I didn't want to. I really wanted to go. Don't do it then, you bitch. I really wanted to go. Oh, well, fuck you then. I'll go the boobs. I'll take the tits. Fuck it. So you actually zone the Titans? Yeah. Because I've got to swap your fucking try score of two. Yeah, Dylan Lucas is out, so I'm out.

Fuck you. Titans to win. Yeah, I like that. That's good. Change that up. Titans to win. Fucking who cares big dick it Tino fuck you and everyone that you know. I'm going fucking Tino that's a good five point swing there can I just just thinking about that with the whole like Dylan Lucas could be out sort of thing if this had have all eventuated after this was all done, What's going to happen? Then you suck. You just get zero points? Yeah, I like you. It's just unlucky.

I just wanted to air it out there so we all knew what was going on. You got the hex. I know what you like, Carter. Hexed. If we could all stop airing our things out on the podcast, that'd be lovely. Yeah. Because Jake stinks. Woo. Sorry. Who are we? When they fucking we take the helmet off the other one? Shit himself. No, we shit ourselves. He's got to fucking tuck it. He's got to tuck it somewhere. I'll be back. Go for a shower. Sorry, boys.

I wouldn't be surprised if you genuinely just got up and just walked away. I'm getting a bit self-coxing right now. No, I was talking about your smelly cock. Remember when we were just talking about your massive cock out? Oh, that one. Yeah, sorry. I was still going to go for a shower. And then you took the helmet off of it. Boys, so. I'm rolling. Carter, I hate to burst your bubble here, mate. So I'm also going Titans, Titans. And I was originally going the Knights.

It makes me feel good. You did the same thing last week with Dolphins and get fucked. You guys haven't won at Seabus Super Stadium. Get riggedy, riggedy, rex. Round three, 2015. Ooh. I don't know. That's 10 years. I've probably been to like three of those games. Yeah. Yeah. The last time you beat them in Queensland, it was at Suncorp. They are breaking omens this year, though. They finally won a Thursday night game.

Yeah, but I have to admit, outside that, from the Titans, outside that first 20 minutes against the Dogs, they actually looked all right. The first 20 minutes, they looked terrible. But it just looked like a team was coming off a bye versus a team that's had played a week already in that first 20 minutes last week. So give me Titans, Titans, but I reckon I'm with Jake. Caleb Bomer's going to score. He fucking does love versus the Titans. Capi. Capi.

Anyway. I love that. I love that. Okay, let's get to Sunday. Can I get the same game or any of you, bud? I'm just going to fucking. Oh, you fucking pause a fair while. You pause like you're waiting for being a guy. And you notion as if he wanted to fucking pull your head in. Thanks for backing up, Cade. Yeah, no worries, mate. Yeah, my bad, my bad. I'll take the signs then. That's fine. That's fine. So on that, Caleb Ponga. I've got Caleb Ponga scoring anytime.

No, no, we got that. We've got your tips and your try score. We just need your bet, bro. Yep. Caleb Ponga anytime. Keanu Kinney anytime. He lit them up last time he versed them. He's lightning. He is. Lightning. And then I couldn't, similar to Jake with the Tigers, I couldn't pick which winger. So I've just gone Greg Marju or James Schiller to score in the first half. In the first half? Yeah. He just paid $7, bro.

It's paying $10.25. Oh, okay. Yeah, fuck you, Jake. Oh, first, any time, first half. Either of them in the first half. I let you down last time. This is the first time I've taken a leg like that. That got me a bit strappy action. Talking about taking legs. Jake, you're up. Sunday. Sunday football, baby. He's taking oxygen. There's some gross games here on a Sunday. Some gross games here on a Sunday. Just because you don't rate the dogs doesn't mean it's a gross game.

It's paramount, mate. I tried to watch it even last week. and holy damn. But yes, we have Parramatta up against the Bulldogs at Conbank Stadium to kick off the afternoon. Yeah, I'm going to have to go. That's how good the game is. I'm definitely not tipping the eels like I did last week. That was a big mistake. No, go on. You hate the dogs. Don't take the dogs now. Bulk injuries, mate. I can take the eels. Bulk injuries. Take the eels a dare. Double dare. Nah.

I'm tipping dogs. I'm going to take the line. We got a dog. The line is pretty big, so I'm going to take the line. It's nine and a half points. And Cody gave me Stephen Cronin a little tray, so Stephen Cronin's going to get over and score a try. Look, I have to agree with you. The Dogs are going to get the win. I'll be surprised if they don't, because kick-out is a big loss. He's been looking red-hot to start the year. He really has.

The burden, you know, with his kicking game, he can single-handedly hold them in a game just with his kicking game. So they're going to lose a bit there, but the Eels don't even look like they could be the New South Wales Cup team. So... I reckon they should swap with their New South Wales Cup team. The forward pack at least, 100%. Because the forward pack has more experience than the fucking NRL team. At some point, I'm hoping the Eels realise that if they're struggling with attack,

they could probably just kick a... If they're in the attacking, in the red zone, they could probably just put a high ball off a Lomax. That's an option. They didn't do that any time last week. Yeah, that's just how he scored most of his tries last week was just put the ball high and Lomax will contest. And get it. And they just went, Nah, mate. They kept going left. I was like, the guy that you just played a lot of money for.

Lodex kept going on the left, though. He was playing like a roaming role, which was okay, but it's like, kick him the ball, he will score. Yeah. So until they figure that out. They don't have anyone with a kicking game, though. Yeah, no, they've got Dean Hawkins now. I actually think, I do actually don't mind the Dean Hawkins play, so I am going to take Eels with the line. Yeah, okay. I don't trust it. The Bulldogs should pump the shit out of him,

But the injuries might be enough to keep the Eels in play. I went doggies. I went doggies. I'd be surprised if you didn't. And down the same path as Jake, the player that I swapped Crichton for was Tupanua. And I'll bang him in for any time. Doggies, doggies, Tupanua. Sitilly. Bring it on. We're fighting. And we're versing two and three after. We're versing each other. We've done a little cheeky little swap. Tupanua into the starting side. Crichton will take over the kicking team.

I'll cap the crowd. No, I'll cap the crowd. And on that, I also have another same game multi for this one. Is it as big as your other one? Nothing's as big as that, baby. So, what I've done to keep with that theme, I've gone Tupinua anytime as well. Banged him in the bed. Still Tupinua anytime. Another little one that just red hot, goes and goes, has a red hot crack, gives his all every week. I've gone Connor Tracy anytime as well to smash over.

And we had him on this for last week. I believe it was Kyle's leg. He got over early, couldn't convert the double. But I've gone Montoya to score two or more. I was a little bit outlandish. I was a little bit overconfident. I had him in for three. Jesus Christ. But I backed him off and went to two, you know, because I like to gamble responsibly.

So I've gone Moncello Montoya for two or more. Connor Tracy, Stilly Tupanua, 32.75. Not bad. I like it. I like it a lot. I do too. You guys will get off Montoya's dick eventually. Fuck me, man. We'll get off Montoya's dick when you get off fucking Caleb Hong's, mate. Oh, you're licking the balls this week. I rate him. I'll kiss him. I won't shake his dick, but I'll kiss him. Trust me. In a year or so, Jake will hop off his dick and I'll jump on when he's wearing a rooster jersey.

Yeah, he can start fucking pegging Dylan Brown. He's hot too. We'll get to the last game of the round. And this is going to be a good game, I'm thinking. We're at Brookie. We're at the flat track bullies home. We've got Manly up against Raiders. I'm surprised again by the odds on this game. Especially with Turbo maybe not playing. Yes, playing. He has been named. DC's been named. So it'll be interesting. But the Raiders are $2.59 outsiders.

Don't like it. But it's because Manly are flat track bullies. So it's a bit hard. Where are you going, boys? I don't know. I'm going Raiders to win. They're looking too good. I'm going Raiders. Fuck Manly. I'm going Raiders to win. Raiders to cover the line. I don't think it'll be that big. Yep. I'm going Raiders to cover the line. I'm going Outsider. So, yep. That's what I'm doing. That's kind of how that works, brother. Yes, sir. Still catching up.

And I'm going to go a beautiful Raiders tri-scorer. I'm not going that dickhead because he sucks. I think the Raiders are going to win, but he's a fuckwit. Yeah, he's let me down to me, dude. I'm going to go Huddy Young. Huddy Young, Cole's boy. If there's someone else that he jerks off as much as Ponga, it's fucking Huddy Young. Huddy Young to score. He loves him as a side piece, a little side ping. First try of the year for Huddy Young. Well, okay, there you go.

Yeah, you want to fucking stick to our fucking program here, mate? It would be work if we stopped fucking. No, he's off the program. Oh, is it his? Yes. Oh, shit. I can see why you were going to jump in there. You should have jumped in before me then. You let us into it. Yeah, we have to run. And then you just kept going. We've got to run with you, brother. Who you got, boys? Let's go. We just follow that little fucking line you leave

in the scene and you run along. Yeah, well, let's go. Who you got? Well, I reckon fucking Manly you're going to get the dubs. I have taken Raiders with the line, I reckon they'll keep it close I reckon Manly will just have a little bit too much classroom A little bit too many Especially if, I mean obviously all of this goes out the window If Turbo and Cherry fucking don't play But they've got too many points in them I reckon, Raiders to cover And I've gone Oluquatu, To crash over Anytime.

I'm struggling on this one Because I've got Raiders with the line And I originally had Sea Eagles down here But I just had a look, and the Seagulls haven't beaten Canberra at four pines since 2019. Have they played there since 2019? One, two. They've played twice. What were the scores? 24-26, and 16-30. Ah, fuck. I'm going to go Raiders. I'm swapping. I'm going Raiders. Because I don't think Tommy's going to pull up. I reckon he's going to be a late scratch. So I'm going on Rady's on that call.

But give me Huddy Young as well. Hyde. Yeah, fucking piss him off. You copied me three times there. No. You've copied me. Young, Pogger, Ricky. I've had these. You copied me three times. That's good for you, mate. I'm really good at picking a try scorer, mate. I want to change them all now. Just because he goes after you doesn't mean he's copying. I've had these in since this morning, but locked in. I haven't changed any of them. Lock it in, Eddie.

So you copied me. No, I didn't. Because you didn't lock yours in until this afternoon. I haven't seen your fucking shit, bro. Huh? I haven't seen your shit, mate. And I locked mine in multiple times throughout the day. How do you lock it in multiple times? I don't know. Different times throughout the day. I locked it in. Anyway, back to you, Jake, because you got the same gamer on this one. Yeah, I'm going to finish up the round with a boomer same game multi.

I've got the Raiders to win. I've got Savage to score. And I sort of hated him before, but I've got him in my same game multi. And that's KO week. So, yeah. How much is that paying, bud? It grows $9.35. You... Take the piss out of Kyle. Anytime a fucking same game from him is under fucking $10. It's Kyle's nice, happy five. And you're fucking throwing out that shit that you don't even like for $9.75. I would boost it over $10.80. So it's over $10. Yeah, but you're

blowing up at me for the Broncos one at $9.50. It's 25 cents less, bud. That's way better. Yeah, and at least his is good and he has a chance. I know, I just said it's way better. You can't sit there and go, oh, I hate this bloke. I don't want KO weeks. See, we started late today because he was looking for value. All he's got to do, Savage, first, second, or third. We don't start late now. We start late because you guys are fucking talking about your shit.

So you guys traded. You traded everyone that you should already have. Ooh, anyway. Savage, first, second, or third. Into your Huddy Young. Into your fucking Raiders fucking 13+. Let's do it. And you're on. Anyway, boys. That's such a better bet. He's got no idea, eh? Anyway, boys. The banker has sent me another message. Ooh, the banker's back in. Also, you didn't fucking talk about it and how we went on Monday, by the way. You just completely breezed over that.

I realized there was no banker results on Monday's episode. Oh, because he didn't even get close. I know he was a mile off. Yeah, I forgot. But we need to keep the same energy and Cody DJ. That was a fucking terrible bit. It's Mr. Banker to you. He's a right big banker, that bloke, isn't he? So he's got in on the Thursday night game. He's given us a little sneaky play here. He's taken the Panthers head to head. Sounds like Jake. Into Eli Katoa. I like that. Sounds like Cody.

Into Casey McLean. He's going to get dropped, possibly. Into Brian Toto. How do those guys? Pappenhausen or Xavier Coase to score a fry. That three-way? Yeah. Just to score one, one of those three. 21-25. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. Casey McLean's not going to make it past the fourth minute. No, Jake hasn't hexed him this week. Trading him out yet. Oh, yeah, no. Are you trading him out of your super coach? Oh, he's going to score three.

Bank it in now. He's getting dropped. Little whispers. He's going to get dropped. Casey's going to get dropped, you reckon? For Jesse? No. For who? Tom Jenkins. Oh, the Knights reject. That's the word. Imagine getting dropped on the Knights. I did see that. Oh, Tom Jackson's going to go off then. He's playing like shit for Newcastle. So did Cogger and then he won a championship. Fuck. Anyway, on to the next segment. On to the next. Well, let's finish strong, boys.

We're getting close. We're getting close. We're getting some two tickers. Are we starting with the smaller one this time? Yeah, we're getting our crucial in. Let's lock in our crucial for the week. One leg each time for the last two weeks. Oh. One leg miss. Well, I'll just start us off. Hits every week. Guaranteed block. Jesse Arthurs. Get in there. Bang. Follow me, boys. Follow me. Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm not allowed to pick him, am I? That's not what you sent me.

Oh, no, sorry. I'm looking at fucking last week's. So my crucial, because I'm not allowed to pick a Broncos player. Is Pappenhausen. Fuck it. I forgot that I texted it to you and I didn't write it down. Oh, you're funny. Yeah, so Pappenhausen is mine. You know what, if I didn't take who I'm taking, I would have allowed it, to be honest, but I'm taking Dean Mariner against the Cowboys. I like it. And like you said, he's 20 cents more odd. Kyle, this might throw

you, so hopefully it doesn't. Oh, fuck. But I'm changing. You can't. I can. He's already put the bet on. It's already on. It's already actually on? Yes. Yeah, so we don't... Because the amount of times we've done it, and then he puts on the next day, and the odds change. Oh, okay. That's okay. But, you know, it's my... Wow. So what is it, and what did you want to change it to? I went Lehigh Hopawati for Manly to score any time. I like that. Which I don't hate. I like that.

But then I sort of hated going against how I'm all about the Raiders this game. So I was going to change it to... KO weeks. No, to Marley. No, I like Lehigh Hopawati. I like that. I like it from you. Hot tamale. Hot tamale would have went an extra 50 cents. So, we've got Ryan Pappenhausen into Dean Mariner into Lehigh Hoppawate for $7.19. Bam. Which is higher than the last two weeks. So, red hot. Let's see if we get close again.

Okay. Let's get big, boys. Let's see if you guys can follow me in this week and get some ticks on your big barks. I'll make sure I bring up the right menu and where this fucking bet is. So I don't take it to embarrass myself in front of all my friends. Yeah, all four of them. And two of them are here. Yeah. Big bark. I'm going with one of our favorites. We've not mentioned him all year. Yeah, but last year. Yeah, because he's playing. I don't like where he's playing. The Hammer.

Same team. Same team, but Psycho Plath. Max Plath to score. Crash over. Yeah, righto. He's won. I'll change it this time. He's in. Oh, Maxi Plath. Well, I'm going to fucking keep rolling and just stick true as I have and just fucking triple dip. Tupanua. Anytime. Doggies. Like that. I'm sticking with the Broncos game. I'm just double dipping everywhere I go. And I'm taking Jordan Rickey. Oh, you fucking pissed me off. Nah, I like that.

I just hate it because if he doesn't score, there goes like five of our bets. One by like... Three. Yeah, three. No. Jordan Rickey, this is the only bet Jordan Rickey's in. Jordan Rickey was his... My tip. Tip one. Yeah, my tip two. So three tips. What? But the tips don't have anything to do with the money. We're only losing one bet if he doesn't score. Imagine if you have three tips. Ugh, cut the stream. Ugh!

Nah, anyway. What are the odds? Maxi Plath, Satili Tupanua, Jordan Ricci, anytime. 51-59. I love it. I love it when we break that half century. Hey, just a little nod to the crowd, a little nod to the fucking... Little tip. Little tip. Little bone. Can't be Jake, little tip. That's not what I've heard. That's not what we've been talking about. That's why I said can't be Jake. What did you call him? Are they all the Saturday games? Thomas can't.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. What is each game? No. So we're going to be riding it to the end of the weekend. No. Friday, Saturday, Saturday. Oh, we should have done them all Thursday, Friday, Friday. Yeah, it was good getting them. When does Manly play? Oh, they're the last game. Yeah. Yeah, because I was going to say, the crucial starts Thursday, Friday. Oh, no. And then to Sunday. Oh, we had that this week with me. Got to ride it all the way down to the last game.

And I lost it for us. And he'll drop the ball over the line in the 79th minute. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen. Fucking to-o style. Get around round two. Hope it's a good week. Gentlemen, ladies. Feeling good. I think we're going to have three winners. Nah, we're just going to lose. I was going to say we're going to have three winners, but we're not. Wow. I think we're going to. Cut the stream. Cut the stream. Up the dogs.