#2 Beers, Bets & Tips

You laughed at me. Wow. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an episode of the Muttly Crew. And here we are, the Game Room Boulevard.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an... Played his waves, set his course, stopped and went, but here we are. How you doing, Kyle? How you doing, Cody? Back safe in the warm depths of the sun. Jesus Christ. I mean, I know there were some areas that, you know, copped a fair bit of damage, but like... As much as his brain? Man. Alfred was... Fat Albert. Bit of a edging specialist, wasn't he? Ooh. Fair dinkum. He just hung around and hung around and hung around.

Yeah, it was a bit of the unknown for the Southeast Queensland livers and the Gold Coast people. We were like, Cyclone, we don't get them down here. What the fuck's going to happen? And the way you said livers then too would be fair dinkum because the amount of piss that would have got drank over those four days with a lot of people not going to work.

Yes. And I was surprised that a lot was closed as much as it was because I feel like the pubs and clubs and drive-thrus could have been making millions. And there was always like anywhere you went, there was always like one open. And I reckon it'd be silly. You'd be looking around your area if nothing was closed. I mean, nothing was open.

And even you were like a bit tentative. You'd probably just open and post it everywhere because you'd know you'd have just people coming from miles to sink those beautiful nectars. Well, we had a little bit of a, what's the word I'm thinking of? That good fun word for like going places, travel. Adventures. Well, yeah, adventures work. Not the word I'm thinking of. We were gallivanting through Brisbane. Thank you. Gallivanting. That's the word I was thinking of. Thank you, Cody.

No, it wasn't. It was, 100%. Because I cannot say that word without someone saying it before me. We had a little gallivantation in the city on Thursday night where we watched the first game of the weekend. And what a ripper of a game we had there. No, it wasn't. No, I think Kyle tuned out at like the 45th minute. He's like, yeah, no more. I turned it, I switched off after we scored the first try, mate. Oh, okay. I knew that was as good as it was going to get.

And yeah, Brisbane was pretty, there was more people than I thought, to be honest, at the vehicles, about 40, 50 people there, which I was very surprised. And so were the staff. But yeah, we had a great evening there. The palmies weren't too bad and the weekend just kept rolling from there. $20, $25 for a palmy and a schooner. Can't go wrong. Like, it could have been bigger, but you can't really complain too much. Yeah, well, I mean, shit, now we know how the females feel, eh?

That's true. And there's six things we fight with every day. I don't come with a schooner, but. You wouldn't like Kyle. I don't normally need a schooner to come either, but. It definitely helps. Yeah, doesn't it? It takes the edge off. It helps to post-nut clarity. Round one, done and dusted. And fuck yes, Rabalik is back. But I do hate to say it, lads. It's been only one round, but it already looks like there could be five top teams and then the rest.

Yeah, it's already sort of split off, hasn't it? I'm not really going to make any different other- Who's the fifth? Don't tell me it's the Knights. The Bulldogs. It's the Knights. It's neither of those two teams you mentioned, in my opinion. It's 100% the Bulldogs. It has to be the Bulldogs. Because the top four is obviously Penrith, Melbourne, Brisbane, Manly. Yep. Who's the fifth? I think Sharks. They played very, very well in the losing

game. Really? Because you absolutely sprayed them off, didn't you? I just think they looked a bit gross. But they lost just- They gave you the ick. But they just lost to Penrith. So anyway. They gave you the ick. No, no, no. Only the Haas parents. Only the Haas. He doesn't want to go a blanket by him. But the rest- He only likes targeting. The rest of the teams, I'm just going to leave together at the moment. I don't really want to- Mr. Bomber Church.

I don't really want to run any more teams yet just to see. Give them a couple more rounds. I don't want to make a lower tier yet or a middle tier or a next tier. I just want to leave it at that, I think. I reckon the Tigers and the Dolphins will bounce back this week. But yes, and three of those teams, damn, they flex their muscles with huge wins. And Manly, with Manly, Storm and Roosters. Was Storm the only team that done a pumping to lose the second half?

Possibly. So, fuck them. But still, we had two teams. So, fuck them. We had two teams score over 50 points, though. I suppose they did lose the half to a $1.3 million. Yes, sir. so there is that turned it on got those junk super coach points thank you very much aye Ongy. And then the rest of the game is very solid wins in scrappy games. And all these teams can improve. And that was by the Mighty Knights, the Rabbits, and the Doggies.

And, yeah, that was the round. Yeah. Any big thoughts that you want to bring up, lads, in a quick little summary? Well, my one was just what we were talking about earlier with, you know, Toadie Payton. I think he's going to have a long year.

And the Panic Stations, like you boys brought up the fact that possibly, you know it's just to send a bit of a point make a bit of a stand in the team and they go damn if they're going to drop the Queensland back rower then they can drop anyone but I thought it was a bit rough because you know they've moved in from the right side to the left side and these days I mean all the Panthers players apparently but these days there's a lot of sticking to your side

and you know they can't go from left to right right to left it's too hard and so I thought But from him moving from the right where he's used to his defensive structures, he's used to the people he defends against. He's used to, you know, coming in from the left. Whereas now he's on the other side, you know, he's coming in from the right. He's used to, it's a different setup. I know he's probably had a couple of trial games. You know, he's defending in a different area with different people.

He has one bad game or an off game that was just against a fucking red-hot Manly team. Like, they were firing on all cylinders. And they go and drop him for his defense. It's like, mate, you've made him move, and he's still adjusting to that. I know you're trying to set an example, maybe, but that's poor in my eyes. That's poor form. And he's marked up against Tamoli Olokalatu. So not an easy assignment. And one of them was Turbo just burnt past him. Turbo burns past everyone.

If you're going, oh, he didn't make a couple of tackles on Turbo, we'd be dropping half the comp. Yeah, it was like when Hines got dropped from the Blues because he missed a tackle on Munster. Are you sure, though, it was because of his defense? That's what Payton said. Payton came out and said, he's a really good attacking player, but we need to fix his defense. He'll be able to do that. To be honest, though, he took two runs in that whole game.

Brother. Brother. Todd Payton said in the fucking press conference when asked about why he dropped him, he said he's a great attacking player, but he needs to work on his defense, and he can do that in the Q Cup over the coming weeks. Brother, if my Queensland second rower only had two runs in 60 minutes of the game, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing out there, mate? I get that, but he come out... What was the completions? Fucking Manley had 70% of the ball.

How many runs do you want him to have in fucking 13 sets of football? All the bench players had more than him. He had two runs. Two. Fucking Hooker had more runs than him. Opportunity, brother. He's still got more runs than you in the cricket season. No. Yes. Yes. He's averaging four. But anyway, yes. I think Cowboys. Cowboys and the Roosters definitely were my looked rubbish most teams, like fucking panic stations. Those two on the Knights. Excuse me? Panic stations?

Are you saying that we looked worse than the Eels? Eels, I did not expect anything from. They were missing a lot of players. Mate, they've got a $1.3 million 5A. Oh, and the Roosters haven't missed anyone. Hey, podcast, we're supposed to have our own fucking takes, and this is my take, so just calm down. I'd like to see what the Eels did if they lost eight of their fucking starting 17, how it would have been. You need to take your opinion and shove it up your ass. And they're up against that.

His team's only going to lose one player to do that bad. I don't think we'll ever do that bad. Really? We're the Steel City, baby. Brother, before you signed that one player, you got three spoons in the row. You've got nothing to stand on. I do. Because that was before he came. And that was a long time ago. That's what I'm saying. So you lose one player and you go to shit. He lost eight. Plus injuries. And concussions. Mr. HIA supposedly has missed a lot of games.

And we have not been that bad ever. I'll tell you what. In the last four years. That's. Yes. So you've never had 50. So if you lose 50. Oh, yeah. You don't understand where we're coming from with this. But anyway, I reckon Tedesco nearly should have been sent off. What for? He's high contact on fucking Victor Adley. Oh, yeah. I was saying that. I was like. I was putting my hands up. I'm like, Tedesco needs me in the bin. Nah, just direct, full force.

To be honest, I was actually really hoping Dom Young would receive about the full season suspension for trying to trip. How he got away with that trip was beyond me. I don't care. That wasn't a try. But I'll tell you what. That second one wasn't a try. His ass was on the ground before he put it all out. Oh, no, absolutely. That was, yeah. I called that live. Yeah. I was like, his booty cheeks is on the line. And Kyle sort of looked at me.

And then as we watched the replay, he goes, damn. And we were all like, well, he's out. And then it come up, try. We were like, what? And I was about to blow up until it was, oh, I think it was mid blow up. And then I turned around and I was like, try. And I was like, his whole thing for being here is to finish this play. And he can't even finish. Because he fucked one in the preseason as well. I'm like, that's your entire job, brother.

Not to hate on him too much, but anyway. He didn't play that. Like, he got two tries, but he didn't play great at all. His defense was horrible. Standard Dom Young game. Just a touch on our teams. Roosters. Yeah. Broncos. Looked good. I'm not going to get my hopes up too early. I think you got him, man. A little bit. They were red hot. Ben Hunt and Adam Reynolds look so good. Yes. But Walsh still worries me. Walsh has got... If it's a tight game, he...

Yeah. Goes to water. I'm scared. Oh, just some of the things that he did. Like, he blew that try. He's into the backfield. He's got four people. Four on one. Either side, four on one. And he cuts across two players and throws. Yeah, never mind. I'm getting worked up. Anyway, boys, do you want to know how we went for the full round? I'm so happy about Newcastle. Here we go. Not because how we played or anything, but we still won. And we will complete at 53% in the first half.

You only won because the Tigers are having growing pain. You didn't do anything. We should not have won that game. You play like that against even the Roosters. Oh, you're getting pumped. Yeah. I feel like we'll get better every week. But yes, how do we go, Kyle? A lot of green ticks, a lot of money in the... I'm talking about the tipping. No, no, the tipping. The tipping. The fucking 47-point week tipping that we do.

So between head-to-heads and spread betting, or the line, sorry, Jake, you are first with 12. Cody, you're second with 11, and I am last with seven. What's that out of? No, that's just between head-to-head and spreads. No, is this overall, though? For the first round. First round. Yep. What about 16? He does that, so he can big net himself. Any time tri-scorers, Jake, you got one out of eight for two points. That was Ben Hunt.

Cody, you did slightly better. You got five points. Nice. And I finished with nine. Nine. So the leaderboard at the end of the first round. Nah, tri-scorers are out. Kyle and Cody are tied first on 16, and Jake's last. One thing, I've read this story before. Bullshit. And we've done the points thing to help him. What's he on? He's on 14. We're on 16. That's not too bad. You know, because you changed. You were going to take Ellie Katoa for the Storm, but you changed it to Sean Bloor.

If you had kept it as Ellie Katoa. Because I took Katoa, right? Yeah. Yeah. We would all be tied on 16 if you had left it as Ellie. Oh, that would have been red hot if you didn't fucking pussy. We're not going to go to the same players. You can. I said that in the podcast. I'm not allowed to. My own rule. Oh, so you fucked yourself. Yeah, he'll follow that rule. But when we say, only three legs, I fucking want to fall. Yeah, but it's not his rule. It's my own rule.

And then, yeah, boys, we don't need to talk about that. Oh, that and don't touch his fucking Legos. Yes. Six out of eight, though. I'll take it. Seven. I know. That's why I'm not happy. Oh, on the ESPN. ESPN, my money comp. Fucking dickhead. Didn't get his first tip in. I've got my next round in there already now. But if I got seven, that'd be nice. Only problem, some big dickers out, a few dickers out there, fucking perfect rounds.

Well, there's only one in our comp. Only one? Okay, that's not too bad. But yeah, from a punting perspective, not a good week, lads. Not a good week. I was looking real good. Fucking why you let me down again. We got close. So the Crucial, I let the squad down on the Crucial this week. Oh, Kyle. Yeah, sounds about right. James Schiller did not score. Didn't even look like scoring either. No, he made that break from his own half,

and I was like, just fucking keep running, bud. And he got tackled. I was like, ah. But yeah, Cobo scored and Munro scored. I was the loser on that. We would have. No, we're just shit on the big buck. Same game as- What were you going to say there, mate? What came to your mind? No, I was going to say that if we just did a couple- I was going to do a James. If we did a couple of things different, we would have won. If we picked three different places and scored, we'd be all right.

Cody was- Jake and Cody got the two closest or same gamers. Jake, you had the Broncos minus seven half tick, Walsh anytime tick, but took Marky Mark anytime, which cost you. I went the right side. Cody with Jack Whiten anytime, costing you. Paired him up with Tyron Munro to score two or more. Yummy. Which he got in early. He got in early and I thought, come on. And then you were going hard on the storm, Cody, but you had Will Warbrick first or second, which cost you,

Because you had Xavier Coates first half and Eli Katoa any time. Oh. Did Wilbrick score at any point? No. Yeah, he got the runaway try. Intercept. Oh, he did too, yes. So if we had him any time, we're on. Yeah, lovely. No, good from me. Well done. Yep. I picked all the right players. Had all the right ingredients for a cake. And Jake is our first one to go 0-3 to get no ticks on a game. That was a Dragons game. He had Dragons to win, Val anytime, and Gutherson anytime. And do you know why?

Because you fucking hate the Bulldogs. Because fuck the Bulldogs. You're a piece of shit. You fucking 5-8-Burton. He did all right. Could have done better. I only got 51 points. I'll take it. Anyway, boys. Let's get to it. Let's get to round two, baby. And we are heading to the home, the spiritual home of Rugby League to start the round. We're going to the Hunter, the mighty McDonald Jones Stadium that looks very nice on the outside.

You know, you guys would probably be able to fucking do that thing up if you didn't pay overs for your players. We don't need to do it up, though. It's a really nice stadium. And we... Well, you've been in there, have you? We fill it up a lot. I remember that one time that you traveled down there, man. How was it on the inside? Yeah, the hotel was great. No, it wasn't. That's a long way to watch something on TV. We didn't even watch it. We fell asleep. We sort of watched it.

It was a good little drive. It was a nice road trip. It was a nice little drive. Last time I drove to Newcastle, I rolled my car on the way back. So we've both had really good experiences. Yes. Wow. Anyway, for me, boys, I'm not going first. So you just can lead the way. How bad are we going to win? I'm going to start. I'm going to start. What are we fucking doing? We've got the tips for nice dolphins, mate. Oh, yeah. Now, Jake, what night is this game getting played? I know, Thursday night.

And how many times have you had the Knights won on a Thursday night? I don't know overall, but I know we lost two games last year. The answer is zero. You haven't won on a Thursday night. We've probably only played like five. I went five is still not good. No, no, not good at all. And the Dolphins do get boosts. I do rate Cody Nicorima and he's coming back into the team. So give me the Dolphins. Just wait though. It might start raining and I might not be able to go. Give me the Dolph... Oh, wow.

Give me the Dolphins head-to-head and obviously with the line. Piece of shit. And in his return to the Hunter. Oh. Versus his brother. Oh, he's the big boy. Daniel Saifidi anytime. Lovely. Can we throw money on the Saifidi brothers punching on? It'll probably be like the Morris brothers. Yeah, the 10 puncher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I love where Kyle's going with this. The line is also currently four and a half. I was already taking the Dolphins

before I remembered about the Thursday night curse. I already had plugged in that you were taking them. Absolutely. And Dolphins, Dolphins, obviously. And I've gone fully loaded, Herbie. Yes. Herbie, anytime. And Big Jake. Well, I think... So, game two, guys. I think you guys are being a bit, you know, anti-Jake, anti-Newcastle, which doesn't surprise me, but... I'm just following the stats, brother. Other than the Thursday night stat, I think there's no other stat that leads

us to lose this game. We're at home, we play better at home, and we run. You're on a three-game win streak against the Dolphins, so that's not good. I like that, too. Every win's closer to your next loss. I like that. You've just paid 1.3 for a 5.8. You know, we're very close. Fletcher Sharp's going to play like shit now because his future's gone. Twice again, we'll come back in. But no, I think we're going to play very well. We're at home.

And like I said, we didn't play great last week, but we're not far off scoring another four tries and winning 20 points plus. So I think it's going to be a bit more jelly. A bit less... Huh? If you play like you did against the Tigers, you're going to get beat 13 plus. I still don't think so. The Dolphins did not play that great against the Rabbitohs. They looked pretty average too, in my opinion.

Yeah, but they've got more players. Yeah, but they also had a disrupted sort of weak players pulling out. The game got relocated, and it made it easier for South because it was to their home. South didn't have to do anything. They didn't have to move. They didn't have to travel. I think I don't really can read too much into the Dolphins' performance. Fair enough, but I do. Nice rebuttal. I know you are. You said you are. Well, what am I? Well, it's better rebuttal than just arguing, are you?

No, I'd like you to argue. No, because it doesn't sound shit. It turns me on. But I've got Everyone else gets to see Beside you that we love We're Newcastle winning We're covering We're going to cover it And I've just got Brab and Bess to score And somehow This has fell in my lap As my same game Multi of the week You're going to get, Zero ticks Across three bets And three tips, Possibly But I don't think so I'll take those odds, I've got Newcastle to win, 11 to 20 points.

You know, I like the little, I like margin bets. I love them. So we're on Newcastle, 11 to 20, because I think we'll score. But I don't want to go to 13 plus, because sometimes I hate that 11 or 12. So 11 to 20, I like it. And I don't think we'll kick on, because we're not a very kick-on team. Not yet, anyway. And not on Thursday night. Not until you get Brown, who's got a great kicking game. I've got my boy, Kalen Ponga, to score 1, 2, or 3.

He's going to crash over a little bit earlier. Just to set the tone. Can I just, the only thing he's crashing is the medicab on the way up the tunnel. Remember how we rode Caleb Hong for like the first four weeks last year to score any time? Hopefully he changes that tone this year. He will. Yeah, good. Because now he's got running. Did you ever speak to him? He doesn't, Brown isn't there yet, brother. I'm going to Fletcher Sharp, mate. Brown's a halfback for us. That's if you didn't know.

And that, as well with Brad and Bester's score, that's looking at a juicy $31.50. Holy. So the only way I don't think that's going to get up is Newcastle win by more than 20. And if that happens, I'll be happy anyway. So all good. I don't know what's happened, but it's actually jumped to $37.25. Holy moly. Because I know how bad it's not happening. Yeah. $37.25 for that same game of Jake. Nice. Was that boosted? Second game with your tip there, Jake.

So then we're going over to the ditch our first game in New Zealand for the year boys and the Warriors they're going to be looking to get some pride back in their jersey show their people that they are not back to the bottom this year but they're up against the red hot Manly team from the first round but Manly aren't at home so maybe they're not the home bullies and I do have the Warriors keeping it close with the cover I think they're going to cover the line but I think Manly will still win.

I just can't see the Warriors beating this Manly team. They looked very, very good. But I think they'll be a bit closer. And I'm going to chuck it on Mitch Barnett to score a try in this game. Mitch Barnett through the middle. Yeah. It frustrates me that they're not playing him on an edge. It really frustrates me. No, I still like him in the middle. I don't like him in the lock. He doesn't score enough super coach points in the middle. He does when he actually plays front row, not at lock.

He won't have the attacking stats of last year where he was scoring meaties on the edge. Nah, but I just think they need him there. He'll be a good basey. I didn't think he was playing Edge last year. Yeah, he was playing back row last year. I thought he was playing front row with... Oh, okay. Cool. Whatever. So, three points for Mitchie. And then for me, I'm Eagles Eagles. Cock-a-doodle. Screaming Eagles. All day, baby. With old garlic bread himself, Reuben Garrick.

Any time. Nice. I was thinking similar to you, Carter. I was thinking that the Warriors could cover. And that's where you went wrong, Kyle. But I'm going sea eagles, sea eagles. Yeah. I just feel. That's why. I thought the line. I definitely think they could cover this. The nine and a half points. I think they can cover. It's just whether or not they can turn their attack around in a week like that. That's it.

They've got to try and stay. And the one thing that was pushing me to it was they've covered this line the last three times they've played the Seagulls in New Zealand. This is also a game, too, that the Warriors can put fucking win by 20-plus on Manly as well. It's a classic Warriors side again. And Manly, too, because they're a bit hit and miss sometimes as well. You're right. But they are looking hot. But I've taken this game. I've got this game for the same gamer.

So I'm going back to me boy. Oh, sorry. For my tips, I'm taking Jason Saab anytime as well. Nice. But in the game, for the multi, Tane Tuapiki anytime. Dallin Watini-Zelezniak on the right has scored 1,000 tries against Manly. So I'm taking Tane. Up against Lehigh. Mm-hmm. Braden Burns also scored on the right last week, just because I know you don't like that, Jake. They're not going right. They go right once. Who? Last week. Warriors.

Yeah, and they've had a week to work that out. And then I've gone Jason Sub to score in the first half into Manly to cover to win by six or more. That gives us, hey? $9. $8.75. He's just looking for ticks this week. Oh, man. Boys, we've just got to get that win. I've got to just glass. Come out of some fucking murky water in a questionable position. He's looking for ticks. Fucking oath, yep. Now we're getting to the late Friday night game. And one question.

Are you going to be watching this game, Kyle? Yeah, I'll watch it, man. Are you brave enough to watch this game? I'll watch the boys. Don't stress. Mate, it's different this year because I know we're not going to be great. So I can watch it and not blow up as much. Yeah, well, your season's over. Yeah, it's yours and the eels gone. They can both just give up. I know. It's fucking great. And now I know what it's like to be a Knights fan. And then just enjoy the season. Yeah. Face value. How good.

Well, yes, we have the mighty Penrith Panthers up against the Sydney Roosters. And we're playing the Panthers' new home ground, Combank. We'll see if that has any issues for the mighty Penrith Panthers. Intermittent home ground. Yes, intermittent for a little bit. I'm going Penrith and Penrith have smoked the Roosters. The Roosters, they gave me nothing. They gave me nothing. Nothing. Give me no think. Penrith has had another week off after Vegas. This is going to help them roll it.

And all I want from this game is Casey McGlynn not to get knocked out and score a try. So, yeah, I'm going to pass him with the win and McLean to score. Again. You're putting the hex on him again. Fuck. Especially when you brought up the fact of like, I hope he doesn't get knocked out this week. Yeah, well, I didn't say that to him last time and he got knocked out. What's the definition of insanity? Yeah, look, I'm taking Panthers to win. Yeah, this is a lie. Fucking O.

21 and a half points. That's a lot of points. That's a lot of points. I don't think we're going to put, like, I don't see a world where we beat them. Like we couldn't beat them when we had a good side. Yeah, Penrith also aren't usually a team that fucking throttles teams. They just get ahead by 12 and just fucking bore it out. Yeah. Maybe they just want to kick us while we're down. But yeah, Roosters to cover. And I have a feeling Nathan Cleary is going to score for two points.

Cody? Well, I'm along the lines of Mr. Kyle over there. With it being 21 and a half points, I've got Penrith Roosters to cover. Oh, yeah. Because I feel like, too, there might, you know, be a bit of a hangover coming back from Vegas. You know, I know they've had a lot of time to, you know, recover and get ready. And I don't reckon, I reckon that the Roosters will play better than they did last week. I fucking hope that I've got a bit of growth. Yeah, a little bit of growing pains.

And, yeah, I just don't think the Panthers will be, you say that, but the Panthers are always firing. But I reckon, you know, that it's just going to be a bit close. Yeah, I'm saying like 30-12, something in that sort of area. Roosa scored two tries? I don't know. So, something around there. Yeah, mate. Scored two tries last week, brother. Yeah, not against Penrith Panthers. That's what I'm pointing out. Yeah, against the fucking Broncos.

Broncos nation, bro. We'd have Dom Young. And I've got, on his return from a hamstring, Tottenham. Anytime. Nice, hopefully safe fucking choice. And for me, I've stumbled across this game for my same game multi. And so just to sort of spice it up a little bit, I've got Isaac Targo, first, second or third, try scorer. I've gone Nathan Cleary to score 14 or more points. Ooh, I like that. That's, that bodes with my anytime try scorer pick.

Yes. Yes, and then just to, you know, so I'm not just, you know, what the young'uns say, glazing the Panthers. I've gone Robert Toyer any time as well. I thought he looked really good last week, and I think he can jag one down that side if they get a bit of ball, which they should. You know, it ebbs and flows. You get one or two cracks of the line. That's it. And I reckon they're smart enough to go to Robert Toyer. Strong, explosive center. 1650.

$38.25. Oh, how much is the Cleary line? Is that more? Is that a fair bit? I think they're like all nearly $4. Okay. Yeah. I guess 14 points. Yeah, that's a shitload of points. It is for a single person. Yes, it is. Yeah. I'm like, well, so that's seven goals. Or a try and five goals. Yeah. So that's me contradicting again because I said it was probably going to be about $30.12 and I've got them at least scoring seven tries or Cleary scoring

one. Well, if he just scores a hat-trick and converts one of them in the game. How good? Hey, he's done it before. It is. Yeah, he has. Who did he score his last hat-trick against? Probably the Chooks. Probably. So, yeah, that's me. Nice. Neck one. Beautiful. Next game. We've got two losers from round one. Oh, no. Yes. No. Yes. No, we don't. I got the wrong game. Sorry, lads. I'm mitched up there. Meow. We've got. Oasters with the mostest there, boys. We've got two big Sydney teams,

though, with some rich histories again. We've got the Dargons up against the Rabbitohs. Are we going to the beautiful Wynn Stadium in this game, I believe? Fuck We are, yes Yes, we are I'm sure I'm not that fucking out of it Um Sure, And You want me to go on this one?

Yeah, we'll start with Kyle This is a tough game, boys Nah, mate Nah Give me the Dargons Oi I'm saying that confident Well, no Jack Wyden Yeah, that hurts No Latrell No Munro, No Rabbitohs Give me the Dargons Give me the line Yeah, but they've got the Fucking strongest looking Best looking built fucking halfback in the comp. Yeah. Have you seen the rig on him? He's hot. Oh, Lee. He is hot. What is that?

Give me the dargons. I can tell you right now, if he's not going very well at fucking halfback, he could transition to a fucking really good lock, I reckon. Because, fuck, he's got the width on him. Oh, Lee. I think he'd be a good hooker, in my opinion. I reckon he'd fucking make a bit of money, actually, yeah. Yeah, he probably dabbles with that on the side. Side hustle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cock, cash, hey.

Sure. Oh, what? Yeah, so give me the Dargons, Dargons, and Val Holmes any time. Oh. Now, this works out perfect, actually, because I've gone the complete opposite. Oh, about time. And I've gone Rabbits, Rabbits. Well. And a little bit of a curveball, just because I've got him in me supercoat, so I'm trying to put a bit of good juju on him. Oh, hex. I've gone Hubner. Hubner to get somewhere through the middle there. Fuck, if he scores a try.

Hold on, were the locks three points or two? What do we agree on that? The same as the front rower. Yeah, right. So the thing for me is the Dragons, they've got some good backs at the moment. Just don't think their forward pack's all that good. And I think there's a chance through the middle on a couple of quick play of the balls and a little body like him to just play on the front foot. I think there's a chance there. That's a fair shout, that. Yeah, unfortunately.

Oh, you shit on it, dreaded. Well, unfortunately, you're fucking wrong. I was going to say, quickly, a shout out to fucking one of the Couchmans, first ACL of the year. Rough. Go on. No, it's not the first one. It's just the first in the reg season. There's been a couple in the pre's. I don't know. That count. Get up, bro. It's in the trials, bro. Wait, bro, what do you need recovery for? If you sit in the hospital, he hears this and he reckons, Yeah, you know what?

I'm going Dragons to win two, just because I love them at Winsadium. There's only one game. God, dickheads, when you do that shit, it doesn't make sense. Well, you said dragons are going to win two. Because I'm agreeing with you. Anyway, dragons to win two. With dragon as well. Two as well. Which one? Who are you agreeing with? Kyle, because he's got dragons to win two. And I've got them to cover the line. No, I've got the winning one. Fucking God.

Dragons win, cover the line. And I've got the man, the king, Gutho, to go over. The Guthenator. I went a bit early. I went a bit early on Gutho. Gutharino. Holmes. And then I've got this one. I'm going Dragons 1-12. I don't think they're going to win by more than 12. I don't think they're going to win. Yes, you don't. But I've got Dragons to win 1-12, and I'm getting a bit center heavy. And I'm going Val Holmes and Moses Suli to score.

I think Def and Al without Whiten, the Rabdo is going to be a bit weak on the edges of both sides. Bum-bum. Lovely. Bum-bum. What are the odds for that, mate? I didn't write that one down. 1575. That's a great guess, Kyle. What is it actually? Yeah, that was about right. 1575. Holy bang on. Mate. You are unreal. My brain is an odds calculator. Can I borrow that extra chromosome every now and again? Jake usually has it. Barson won't give it back.

Oh, okay. Yeah, right. What have we got into then? Oh, here we go. Fucking hell. We've got the Saturday burning game of the weekend. Should we have anyone else introduce this one? Joke is going to get fucking pissed off here. We've got the Mighty Sharks up against the Cowboys up in North Queensland. Oh, the Mighty Sharks hasn't even gone flat trap bullies or... The halves that give him an ick. Yeah. We do have the icky halves. Might as well call them quarters because they're not halves.

But the Cowboys... No, that's the Knights. The Cowboys are more the focus teams, I think, in this game. People are going to be like, are they actually going to show up this game? They look like they did not want to even play that first game. And they're up against the Sharks, who looked pretty good in a losing effort. So two losers here, aversing. Did they look pretty good, did they? They looked all right. I thought they gave you the ick. The Haas gave me the

ick, but they looked all right. And they were flat trackers, and they're not going to be any good, and they're not going to make the top four. Oh, flat trackers means they'll be really good. I've got them coming fourth or fifth. Anyway, I've got the Sharks to win. I do have the Cowboys to cover the line, though. I think they will, again, like the Warriors, just show a little bit more fight up in the home field. A little bit more defense and heart.

And then I've got, I don't know how he didn't score in the first round because he looked red hot. I've got Nikoras to score. Running out that rookie or the young fella playing. Now, fuck them, watch this. So I've gone Sharkies, and Jake's point of dropping the Queensland back row and thinking that their defense is going to get any better just because of that, it's all about if they want it. So I don't even have them coming close.

I've got Sharkies. Sharkies, Sharkies, and not trying to piss him off, but I've taken the Cora. So if we just want to revert back to Jake, because apparently under his rule, we can't both take the same. No, you can do what you like. That's my personal. I can do what I like. That's my personal rule and myself. My personal rule. No, but you've taken the same as me now. No, no, no, no. I said it first, so I got dibs. Oh, you got dibs. All right. If you got in first and said it first.

Boys, you're not going to believe this. I have mine already written in. That's a hex. Yeah, true. He would have had his in before us, too. So. I wrote down mine before. I was starting to laugh when he said it, but anyway, before we get to that, I've also taken the Sharks head-to-head, but I'm with Jake in the fact that I reckon the Sharkies might have a little hangover from Vegas. I don't trust them to cover it, but I'm taking the Cowboys with the eight and a half?

Oh, it's moved to nine and a half. They're going to cover the nine and a half line. I'm taking them again. I'm taking them Cowboys to win it. And I've also got Britton Decorah. Hey, this is probably, Deadset, the first time we've all synced up like this, even in our same games and our Crucials. I don't think we've ever wanted the same person. Surely we've got to just put some money on him. So this, yeah, I reckon this is a side bet between us.

We put Tanner on him any time. Yeah, right. Or do we just chuck him in the big buck? No. No, well, we've got extra kitty. We'll just throw this one on. Because this doesn't happen often. We never, we never all sync up on all three because we haven't gone to each other with this one. No. The cruises and stuff we can send off and, you know, we see it ahead of time, but this one's all live and that's crack up. That's funny.

As soon as he said, I was laughing because I was like, I know he said beforehand. When he said it, I was like, oh, we're going to have to double back. He's gone here. Ironically, though, I've got the same game multi for this one and I've not taken Nakora to score in the actual bet. So it works out that we can put on it separately. It's because the odds are far too low because he's definitely going to score. That's it. Guaranteed. The mutly lock is Britain Nakora.

He plays back row, but anyway. Yeah. Fuck it. Dickhead. He's the center of our world. I do think that the Sharkies are going to run right a lot. At that left-hand edge of the Cowboys. And Sam Stonestreet is going to score twice. Oh, yes, please. And then the only bloke that looked any good last week, and he got up for me last week, I'm going old Braden Burns again. He scored the last four times he's versed the Sharky, so I'm back at him again.

He did look good last week. Those are my only two legs. Oh, that Valia or whatever it is in the centers, he looked good. Valia, yeah. He's strong. When he got in the backfield, I was like, Damn, he got some toe, too. Big, quick, strong, fast. He got toe. Beautiful. So those two legs, $10.75. Oh, you've just gone a tour? Just a tour. I couldn't think. I couldn't really just come up with anything else. Picked him up at the waiver, if you didn't notice, Cody.

Yeah, I know. Me and Max were talking about some waivers, and I noticed I was higher on him, so I was asking him for his opinion on who he wanted so I could take him. But then I just thought, I don't feel like changing it. The only one I maybe would have taken, just so no one else got him, was Seb Chris.

But I didn't really have anyone that I wanted to get rid of either so I'm just like fuck it I'll ride it out we spent that long picking the team I'm not just going to go chopping and changing see how we go, Anyway. Maxie hit it twice. Yep, he's in there. Beautiful, because all these players are getting dropped. Oh, mate, Dylan hasn't even touched it. Somebody needs to talk to him. Yeah, because he's a real bloke. He's just raw-dogging it. Righto, what have we got next to you, Jockey Boy?

What have we got next? We are going to... No, mate, you meant to go... We're going to the coldest place of Australia, mate. Not really, mate. It's fucking cold. We're going to the capital city of Australia, mate. We got the... Gnarly, man. Amber Raiders up against the Brisbane Broncos, one of the top does of last round. I wonder if the Hornblower this time is going to destroy the toilet. But they're up against probably the shock of the round number one to a lot of

people, the Raiders. Oh. Unfortunately for me, I think the massive losses of Tapanay and Savage. So I'm thinking the Broncos are going to win and win well again. Tapanay. I think the Broncos are going to win, win well again and... smoke a bit more, and I got Reece Walsh to score again. Well, for me. I just actually changed them. I did just change it then. Only because, and it was when you said tap me, he's out.

And I still remember a game the Raiders played up here at Suncorp where they were basically busted, given no chance to win, and they beat the Broncos at home. So, just for shits and gigs. We could be going the same way here again. Just for shits and gigs, I'm taking the Raiders. Oi! I had the Broncos head-to-head and the Raiders covering the line, but I've just changed to the Raiders head-to-head as well.

I love it. I was probably going to do it if they were full strength, but with those two outs, I just, no. But I'm taking Selwyn Cobbo anytime. Nice. It was like a walking try on the wing. Yeah. Oh. I don't know why they moved him to centre, but anyway. A slight gallop, but yeah. Yeah. A little canter. You can. Canter's faster than the gallop. Thomas can't. Damn.

That was sharp, Fletcher. So I've gone well I was I was the same as Kyle until he made that little time of change so I've got the Broncos, and I've got the Raiders to cover purely on because it is you know the Raiders drag you down to their level and they try and suffocate you I just reckon we'll have too much attack and our forward pack, is just going to be like with Payne Huss coming out and just playing like you know a hard 30 and then Willison coming on and Paddy Carrigan fucking running

240 metres in the front row, they're going to run all over them, especially with Tarpity not there. But I reckon they'll cover. Raiders just somehow, like Kyle said, I agree with him, I just don't think they can win, that the Raiders do manage to play really well against the Broncos. Because it's like they, you know, take it personal against them. So I've got Broncos, Raiders, and then it worked out for me once, I'm sticking with him again, I'm going Jesse Arthurs.

I'm loving me a bit of Jesse Arthurs this year. It's good. Yeah. Didn't get him in Supercoach this year. He's killing it. It's been one round, mate. Actually, he did go all right in round one last year, too. Yeah, he went well. A couple rounds. I got him. I'm all over him. Been talking him up all pre. And for me, this is my game as well. It's worked out well. Somehow this week, old JQ boy's got his team and I've got my team. Probably lucky I didn't get mine.

You wouldn't have picked a single player from your team. No, this is 13 plus, brother. So in this one. You could just choose that line. He'd be right. Odds. Complete 180. On the back of where I've gone, I've gone Jesse Arthurs. But just to add a little bit of extra spice to it, I've gone first, second, or third, just to boost his odds a little bit. I've also gone, I forgot that he got over last week, so scoring back-to-back weeks is a bit rough.

But I just love the fact that he doesn't have to lead the team and he can just play that more off-the-cuff footy and just top of the brain, just into it, running game. Love it. I've gone Ben Hunt any time. I know, but it's a different role. If he was halfback, yes, no. But 5'8", I reckon, with what they got, he's just going to be trailing inside of a Jesse Arthur's break or something, and he's in. And then just another one, same theme as my Panthers one, I've gone Adam Reynolds 12-plus points.

Ooh, he's got a little theme this week. Which also contradicts my close game theory, because I've got the Broncos scoring fucking six tries. Yes. Unless Adam Reynolds starts bagging tries. Maybe. So we'll see. I wouldn't mind that for my draft. So we'll see how we go. What do you reckon the odds are on that, Jake? Well, the last one's a bit high, so I'm going $24. $20. Ooh, a bit over. Oh, my, I had it at $20.50. It's gone in. The one little bet that we put on, and it's fucking boarded in tight.

Make sure you get on that one, ladies and gentlemen. Beautiful boys. That's a lock. Let's get to Sunday. Super Sunday. Beautiful afternoon of Rugby League games here. And I think this game is the second match of the round. Only because I think it's going to be very interesting, gross, and very hard. Interesting and gross. Yeah. And very hard. Have you got like a limit on ours that you need to try and get in for today or something? That's terrible. Walter. He's really, really over there.

But yes, I'm fighting it very hard with this game, but we've got the Parramatta Reels up against the West Tigers. He said it, didn't he? Did he say Reels? I did. I did that on purpose though. Red eye. You couldn't mean that. License and registration meow. No, it's high. How are you? But yeah, I think this game's going to be really interesting at ComBank. Should be a good crowd there. 20,000 hopefully. Even though they're not... You know, new season. Who we got, boys? How we looking?

Mate, this is the replay of the Spoon Bowl, and I think it's going to fall the other way. I reckon the Tigers are going to go to the biggies. Eels look just completely trash. Dylan Brown has now checked out. Another week for the Tigers to click. They get Api Korosau back and Jareem Buller, so that's nothing but good for the Tigers. And I'm absolutely smashing the shit out of this line of three and a half points.

There's nothing more that you want from your star half while your other star half is out after round one to go, I'm really looking forward to going to the Knights. That's exactly what you want from your half. Yep. 12 months out. So, yeah. At least he got overdone with, in my opinion. Yeah. So, it's not still there. I love the fact that after that round one performance, his manager reached out and was like, hey, is that him offered still on the table? That's fair.

I was like, brother, you knew you played shit and probably don't deserve 1.3. You had to go to him and go, is it still on? And they're like, yeah, man. If it was any other club, they'd be like, nah, probably not. It wouldn't have even been there. No, it'd probably drop you down to 800K. What it's worth. And I think Jerome Lewy is going to cross. So Tigers, Tigers, Lewy. For me. Well, I'm going down the same way.

I just think with those inclusions, massive for him, especially around the ruck with Appy. And then, boy, like Taylor May, he's going to love playing off Appy, I reckon, because he's just a big minute forward that just wants to play forward, and Appy will get him on that front foot. It's going to look so good. So I've gone Tigers. I've gone Tigers. and with the way they move around their foreback at the moment, I've got Appy.

I reckon there's just going to be a bit of space around that ruck and I reckon he'll have that chance to just dart. I thought about Appy to be honest. I'm liking it. Interesting to see how he goes first game back but it wasn't from injury, it was from suspension so he should be... He would have been getting reps. Yeah, he should be ready to fire and the boys have had that time with him in the preseason. So, I've got Appy. Tigers, Tigers, Appy. Carter?

Well, I think you're wrong about Dylan Brown in a lot of ways, but I think one thing is that, I think the big, big decision over his head, it's done. It's done in Dusty's main decision. It's done. Now he's going to play hard and not worry about it, not think about it for the rest of the year. It would be pretty difficult to play hard. So I think he's going to play much better this game. I do think the Tigers are going to win though. I think they were so close.

I think you guys are wrong, but you've tipped right. I think they were close against Newcastle, but they just came up against a stealier team. Oh, fuck off. But I think they want to do it for their fans. It's so close. They've got these new guys. and I think Luai, he's going to win this game. So I've got Tigers to win, but I think it's going to be very, very close. I've got the Eels to cover that little line, four and a half. It's going to be a close game. It's going to be juicy.

And I've got... Three and a half, brother. Three and a half, whatever. And I've got Adam Duhi to score. And again, with that... Do he or don't he? With that, it really leads into my multi for this game. Because I've got either team, eight or less. Because I'm really... I just don't know. Eels could play really good and win this game. But probably not. So either team to win by eight or less? Either team to win by eight or less, whatever that line is.

And then I've got Dylan Brown, a big fuck year to all you guys, and score a try. And Doohy to score also. So last week, in his same games, he was the first person to get three X's. This week, he's going to be the first person to get nine X's. You're going to fall further behind in this tip and comp. These are only $5 multis. I suppose I'm a bit of fun with these ones. Bit of fun, you reckon? Yeah, we don't want to win. Nice. Do you have the odds for that, Jake? Nope. $8.75. No.

$9.23. $19.50. $19.50. Yeah, if you add it to us together, that's what we're going for. Still not even close. Nope. That's the round? No, it's not. Oh, fuck. It's the fucking dogs. Holy shit. Oh, I see what you did there. No, I don't even have them there. I did, but I actually didn't. No, I'm kidding. We're going to Belmore Stadium. What a beautiful little field this one is. But we got the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs up against the mystery team this week. Just...

The mystery team. Can I just... I quickly want to get out before we do this fucking... This game. Oh, yeah, show us. I'm an absolute hater of the Broncos. But I don't think I hate the Broncos near as much as this bloke hates the dogs. But it's only come on in the last fucking 12 months. I know. I don't hate the dogs. I just don't rate them. But bro, you didn't even think they were playing this week. And anytime we bring them up, you'd fucking blow up.

You talk about, this is my opinion and I want you guys to listen to my opinion. And then we talk about the dogs and you go, that's fucking stupid. They're shit ass. You cannot win a comp with Matty Burton. So that's why you're not winning super coach. That's why we were doing our ladders and we had our positions. I don't know. No, I feel like every year, I feel like there's a team that get overrated, in my opinion.

Yeah, the Knights. Last year, we were never overrated. Oh, it's the game of the week. Last year was the Sharks. This year's the Dogs for me. This year's still the Sharks. No, you said the Dogs were overrated last year, too, because you didn't even have them come in top eight. I think I'm the second last. Yeah. Right on. But yes, we have the Canada Mary Banks down against the mystery team, the Gold Coast Titans, coming off the first round by new team, new year.

Trying to do the old. Same results. It's going to be very interesting. The Storm sort of dynamic with three fullbacks in the spine. Yeah, but not with the same Storm system, so probably not going to work well. Not a shock, but I'm going Gold Coast to win. Wow. Wow. And I've got... Wow. Wow. Keanu, Keeney to score, because we all love a bit of Keeney, and he's red hot. So you're Titans, Titans? They're fucking 10-point. Oh, they're... Well, for me, for mine, obviously, I'm taking the doggies.

Taking the doggies. They looked fucking good last week. They looked real good. Their defense was absolutely smothering. They were all over them. Having that smaller forward pack, just their line speed is hectic. So I've gone the doggies. But with that defense, the Titans also have a fuckload of attack. And if it clicks, they'll score some points, even against a really good defensive team. The dogs can hold them out, so I've got the doggies, but I've got the Titans to cover.

And I've gone with AKP, Khan Pereira, because he's got a good strike rate. He's going to fucking sting one out there, Oregon. I like your thinking codes, but I don't. Give me the dogs and dogs. Double dogs. And, like, you can spin whatever yarn you want, Jake, about the Titans, but the fact is that they're not at the standard as the Bulldogs, and the Bulldogs are going to pump them 13+. They might have still had a chance if Fafita was in the starting side.

Well, to be honest, I actually think that makes the Titans better. Yep. At least they've got people that'll have a crack. He'll still come on and play 60 minutes. No, he won't. He'll play 45 minutes. And give me Marcelo Montoya. Oh, Montoya. Which then leads me into my same gamer. Now, I actually, to this game, looking at this game, I actually checked on our Supercoast draft on who had Marcelo Montoya. It's fucking Max. So I was going to get him in. So I think he's going to have a massive game.

So I've got Marcelo to score two tries. One of those being in the first half. And then Connor Tracy, any time, who's scored the last four times he's versed the Titans. I like that. He just finds a way, Connor Tracy, doesn't he? I reckon he's Dylan Edwards off Timu. And that's not a spray. I think, because he's not flashy. He's just a little engine that could. Yeah, and he just, he works hard. He just gets in there and has a crack.

He's not X-Factor-ish. He just does his job, works hard, puts in the effort. Never win the comp. With the dogs he could. Okay, Knights fan. Yeah. So, yeah, Montoya for two. One of those being in the first half. Connor Tracy anytime. $16.25, baby. I like that. I like that a lot. What was the third leg? Connor Tracy. Oh, the second leg? One. Toyota's got two. No. Yes. Only two legs. And one of those tries to be in the first half. One's good. So if he scores two tries in the second half, we lose.

He scores one try in the first half. Is that a tricky one? It's not. He has to score two tries in one of those tries. Just one of those tries. If he scores both in the first half, happy days. How do you fall on that one? It's two different legs. Yeah, Marcelo to score two tries, and then Marcelo to score a try in the first half, bud. So he can score a hat-trick two in the second half. He just needs one in the first half. I got that. I was wondering how he found that in the sports,

but he does it two different. It's two different. Yes. Come on, brother. That's why you thought it was a two-legger. Had to draw him a fucking picture. Beautiful, boys. That is round two of Rabi League booked in. Now let's get to it, Kyle. What do you got cooking up over there? Get it to us. Lay it down thick. Mate. Lay it down thin. Lay it down the best you can. Working in finance, I had to have a- You must hate that song. Because I'm not six foot. Six foot? Don't know who I was.

I don't have a trust fund, though, so. Jesus. No, I don't. So I've had to make a couple of calls to the banker, right? And I just wanted to see what the banker had cooking for this week. And he produced me a same-game multi. Who's this banker? I can't provide that information, and it's for you boys to figure out who it is. So the banker is listening. Well, straight away, I thought it would be DJ, but I don't know if he listens.

Anyway, the banker has provided me a same-game multi, and this week's same-game multi is on the Broncos Raiders game. It's fucking DJ.

What's up, Cody DJ? So the banker's multi is Sebastian Chris anytime, Selwyn Cobbo anytime, Gamut, Shibasaki, anytime. You're a fucking glazer, DJ. Broncos head-to-head. Arthurs, Walsh, or Mariner to score a try. Oh, so no reels for this guy. Walsh, Cobo, and Mariner to combine for two plus. Fuck yeah. $27.75. All that, but $27. Hey, he did hit a good one last week. He did hit a $30 bonus bet into $1,000. Yeah, but we pumped bloody, we pumped the Roosters last week.

Yeah. But if you guys pump the road, it's probably going to land. Oh, absolutely. So that's the bankers multi. That could feature weekly. Getting a different banker every week. Maybe. Yeah. Can we put a tip on all of us to say yes or no? Thank you for the input banker, but I don't like that bit. You're a massive banker. Over to the massive wanker, Jake. And time to get... It's not massive. It's not. Talking about DJ still?

No, the massive wanker. I said it's not. It's not massive. I appreciate that. It's not massive. Thank you. I appreciate that. We'll talk. We're a wanker. Anyway. It's not a tumor. Let's get to it, boys. We've had a terrible start. It's going to be two rounds, though, or round zero, round one. We haven't hit one leg yet in our big bark. So let's try to, like, I don't know, let's be a bit more tame, maybe. Let's just try to hit a leg. No, we want to hit three.

I've got, let's be tame to a picky. Are we going big bark? Yeah, big bark. Oh, oh, oh. No, well, I'm sticking with fucking Marcelo, mate. Two more. Two more. He's not a dual more. Marcelo to score two on the left wing. Robert Toya. Anytime. Robert Toya? It's a big buck. I'm going on my boy. It's from one of my games. We're going on the boy who just, oh, fuck, he's red hot. He's the future. He's one of the pieces of the future anyway. Yeah, the roosters.

We're going Dylan Lucas, baby. Dylan Lucas, left edge. Fuck, his run yesterday was last week was hot. But he's going to crash over because we're just going to be singing the bit. So we've got Dylan Lucas anytime. Robert Toya anytime. time, Marcelo Montoya. But two or more. Two or more. Boys, where do you reckon that lands us in the odds? $33.33. Nope. This is our biggest one. $400 million. $39.50. $50.82. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. Oh, okay, Mr. I like fucking odds.

What was the highest leg? Dylan Lucas? Toya? No. Toya was only $4. No, I sat there for $4.30. Yeah. Robert Toya, $4.10, and Dylan Lucas, $3.45. Oh, boy, so short on that. Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. Oh. Okay, okay, okay. Anyway. Okay, well, let's get crucial. We got really close last week, but some... Fuck it. Yeah, James Schiller. Picks a Newcastle player who plays on the right. And I'm going to not pick him this game. You didn't even have to say right.

You just had to say a Newcastle player. True. We only scored one try. That was two tries. One try. Two tries. Two. Yeah, we did crash over two. Fuck, what a dumb play. Eight, six behind, not take two. Oh, my gosh. Anyway, crucial. I'm going Zach Lomax. Le Max, he's going to score this game. He's got to get his first meat try for the Parramatta Seals. He really just needs to get his R quota, doesn't he? Oh, he has to. I didn't say an R then. You said meat try.

Try. Instead of pie. There's an R in try. It's meat pie. And you went for meat try to get your R in. Because that's what he really needs to get in try. He needs to stop being pies. He needs to get try. So I get a tick. Okay. I think you've got a tick. Big fella down here talking about pies. And who's got too many. He does nothing but throw them all the time. Oh, I'm not a Dragons fan. Fucking eat. No, Bruce Rowley this weekend. Yes, that's... Fires from both ends. All the ball we get.

Yeah, so just to piss, because I know he loved this leg in my same game multi, and I did touch on that DWZ scored a million. I'm going the right winger again. Tain Tuapiki for $2.15. Lock him in. I like the odds, though. And for myself, nice and short. Stick it with me, team. Me boy, Jesse Arthurs again. Beautiful. Hey, if an eight broke, don't fix it. That's it. $8.80. Nah, $9.23. $6.82. Hey. How short is Arthurs? Like $1.20? $1.51. Yeah, but that is our crucial.

So that's the one that should get up. So if anyone wants to pump a thou on that. Please don't. Gamble responsibly, please. If you had that kind of money. Yeah, if $1,000 is like your $10, you know? Yeah, 1%. 1% of your bank. 1%. Anyway, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for listening, and get ready for round two of Rubber League, and fuck the dogs. Cut the stream. Cut the stream. Up the marks. Love you.