#18 What are the odds??? He's Due(ish)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Muttley Crew and we're here in the Muttley Crew studio We're in the game room boulevard, baby. We're feeling high. We're feeling fly. We're feeling Ready to go. I'm here with Kyle and Cootie. How we doing this lovely evening boys getting a bit dark It's gonna get cold. We're a bit of coughing. How we feeling? Fantastic mate. Fantastic. Absolutely red hot. Red hot. Red hot Yes. Yes. What do you want to say? My name's Dick.

And we're here to talk some rubber league, baby. We're here to talk some elimination. Tips and slips and bets and tricks. 70 finals. And we're here to talk some tips and trips and business slips. Before you walk away, well, you're walking away now, so I can't get to you. But anyway, we're here to talk some rubber league. We're here to see how we went last week. We're here to go next week. Not many games this week. Two weeks. Two weeks. Two games. Two weeks. Two games.

Two games of football. Football, we're going hard, we're going left, we're going right. Is there any chance of you making sense? Any chance of you making us two fucking red hot drinks there, brother? No, sorry. Oh. You got one. Don't waste my Pepsi Max there, bro. You won't if you don't make me two drinks, bro. There's enough in there for two Beveraginos. Beverat-Renos. Look at that. Half a can. Beverat-Renos. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

I don't want that, man. I'm going to sleep it. Nah, nah, nah. Not yet, sir. Well, like I said, we're here to talk some bets and slips. But before we get there, we've got to talk about last week. We've got to reflect. We're going to reflect how the Muttley crew went. And I don't know about you, I couldn't hit the same gamer, but I hit some. Thanks, baby. And I heard on the grapevine that we got two out of three again on that big bark.

And some bloke over there could not hit and quit it. Okay, so I'm sick of the ramble you're doing. I'm just going to get into a bit of a rant. I was waiting for the slap top bit. Get into the rant. Because. Here we go. Spray my way. Yeah. I was blowing up on the weekend because all, the whole time during last week's episode, this guy was frothing Munster and Dearden and which were his games. No, sorry. Cowboys was one of his games, but he was frothing Munster for the storm as well.

Anyway, so we get to the big bark and he jumps off his own game and takes Angus Crodden instead of Tommy Dearden. I did say you could have kicked me off and put me back onto my own game. I think I even tried to push you to go. No, you didn't. I definitely said some point last week. And you just went, nah, because you were like, he's only got one game to pick from. Nah, we'll just leave him. I don't know if it was about the big bark chat, but it was definitely some point

through the lesson. I'm like, Cody, you've been talking him up all game. Well, you never said nothing about that. I just said Crodden. It would have been Big Buck because he took Val Holmes for the crucial. Yeah. If he takes Tommy Dearden, we get up. A lot. Yeah. Yeah, he would have been paying more. Tommy Dearden was paying more than Angus Croydon, too. I didn't even look close. He looked shit. Oh, Croydon had the worst game of the year. His worst game of the year, yeah.

It was bad. Bad. So, yeah, it was a rough week for us. No same game has got up. Excuse me. If anyone's there just, you know, following Jake, and we got some green ticks, boy, you got the units on, we got the cola bet. What a fucking bet that was. And we got the teddy bet. He just keeps pulling over. So that might help me up in the end-of-year results. I think I'm there. I think I'm there, boys.

You think you're him? I think I'm there. I know I've got the most big bucks now, and I feel like I'm not that far off Kyle. Maybe I'm still a little bit far off from the Crucials, but I feel like I've hit enough now to be the guy. Anyway. To be the guy. You're not that guy, pal. I feel like I am, especially if you put them together. I'm the man. I'm the guy. So anyway. I am the man. With the same game ulti as Kyle, did we get even close, anyone? Nah, nothing really close. Oh, nah.

Nah, nothing. I hit me dead in Telangie one. If Kyle hit the Will Warbrick any time, maybe, not the first try, I was quite, ouch. Uh, no, but I did. No, because Papanelzen didn't score. Oh, he did not. No. Oh, you got, actually, you did get close. Papanelzen didn't look close. I got very close. Yeah, because you had Brian. I fucking trusted the Roosters with dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. Oi, I told you.

Oi, I said to him, I said, from the very first game of the year, I don't know whether it was the first game or the second game, but Vegas. No, it was the first game. The Vegas week, and you went and you took a line and you got it. I don't think you've hit a single line or any fucking line points. It was probably less, but if I just changed it from the Roosters line to Panthers 13+, I would have been good. No, you're not allowed to pick any line, number, nothing.

You just pick try scorers. How good was my try scorers? I was like... Because you nailed them straight away. Bang, bang. But I told you, you did the Cody effect. You've taken two Panthers try scorers and then the Roosters to cover the line. Yeah. When it was under two tries. And they were coming back there. When it got to 24-12, I was like, just get within seven. Wait, I'll tell you what. They don't call that forward pass. We're on. Just get within seven. That's all we needed. The bastards.

Yeah, ouch. Well, let's get to it. Let's get to our semifinals elimination matches, whatever you want to call them. We're getting to the first game of the round. We're getting to the... Getting to Kyle. Sharks and Cowboys, baby. Sharks and Cowboys, Friday Night. You're really crumbling, eh? It's going to be red hot. Whose game is it? Because I don't have a game. It's Kyle's. It's me. I've got the rainbow game, baby.

So I did have to change this up because I originally thought that we were playing at Pointsbet at Shark Park, and I was originally lining everything up for a Sharky's win. I've changed my mind. I'm going towards the Cowboys now that I know it's Allianz. So pretty simple. And I think these odds are nice. So I'm just going Cowboys to win. Upset to happen Cowboys to win I was going to go extra safe and take Cowboys with the line but I think 4.5 points.

I'm not taking that, I'll take the win Kyle Felt who's been on absolute tear, I'm taking him to do the exact same as what Will Warbrick did last week against the Sharkies, so the right winger to score first, second or third, and look, he's scored quite a few times against the Cowboys and I'm taking Ronald Mulitalo. Oh, Mulitalo. Shit, last name. Anytime. Oh, Mulitalo. So for the Cowboys to win, Kyle felt to cross the stripe first, second or third, and Mulitalo anytime.

That's not good for you, Kyle. I'm not going to lie. $14. Yes, sir. 14 schmackaroos. I like that. The big fella. And because there's only two games this week, we're chucking $10 on each of these boys, mate. Surely. I feel like we should put more than that. I feel like we should put $13.33 because, you know, that equals to $40 over the week. Well, $39.999999. But, you know. You're crazy, mate. Quick mess. You're crazy. Quick mess. Okay. Quick mess.

All right. Second game. Second game. Who we got? Second game.

We got the Roosters versus the Manly. Rooster Cha-Cha. Rooster Cha-Cha. Rooster Cha-Cha. Versus the Manly Seagulls. The fucking Northside. North Beaches. Fuck it. Who we got, Carl? Coyote. Cool. Coyote. Coyote. Coyote. Well, for me, I'm starting off. Plug single form. I'm picking Manly first. Lehigh Hoppawattie. He just knows how to fucking find the stripe. He's been playing some fucking red-hot footy. I couldn't find it last week. Yeah, but I didn't have him on the bets.

So he knows. He can sense it. He got a little tingle just come across his body. And then he found out that I was betting on him. And then I've gone Swalee any time. I think he's going to crash over. Last game of the National Rugby League. Crash and bash, baby. Crash and bash. Last game of the National Rugby League. Yeah, makes sense. Crash and bash. And then I couldn't believe there was a lot of short try scorers in this one.

All the main people were quite short. So I've gone for a bit of a, like Kyle normally does, and I've bunched them. I've got these three players to combine for three or more tries. Three or more? I've gone the wingers, Dominic Young, Daniel Tupo, and then Tedesco. They just need to get three between them. So the three of them score three plus. Do you need the roosters to win badly? Three of them. Well, the last time I had Dom Young and Daniel Tupo to score

two between them, they kept scoring threes between them. That's fair. So Dom Young, Daniel Tupo, Tedesco, the three of them to combine for three tries. Lehigh Hoppawattie Joseph Suolii 15-25, I like it But you need a lot of You need a lot of things To go well Attack your flies You need a lot of tries You need the roosters to click Which I think they will So I like it Biased.

Anyway I'm coming through I'm coming through With a rainbow bet This is all about What I'm thinking Of this weekend I'm thinking it is The weekend of The Outsiders baby So I'm going with the Cowboys. Yeah, because normally it's the weekend of the insides. You know, you've still got to stick to three. I've still got three. I've got the Cowboys and Meeley both to win 1-12. Close games, but they're getting over. And then I've got into my boy.

I've got to go up again. KP's not in the fun comp anymore, mate. No, you're right, you're right, you're right. It's not my boy, boy, boy. It's my boy of these teams because, you know, whatever. Shannon Smith. Cooler. I've got my boy. I got Cowboys, Manly, Booth, the Wind, 1-12. Who's doing it? It's a telekula, baby. Left, center. He's been backing him all year, and he's scored him one try, and he gets him one. He goes, I'm going again. Oh, again, we're on.

Bloody hell. And this is the rainbow bet. Yep. You had free reign of four teams. Yep. I've only got three legs, though. And I'll tell you what. He said he can't get anything with a line. I need to change the Cowboys because he's just cursed. First, the Cowboys and the Seagulls. He never gets anything with a line, with numbers, with nothing. So what does he do? We're two of them. We're chucking a boost on this, boys. No, without a boost, we're looking at $34.33, baby.

No, it's not bad. You're an animal. If it gets out, if the ass lies get out, that's what's going to happen. You're an animal. I'm going to boost that, put a little wage on it myself. $39 a pair. There they are. Bloody hell, eh? Our bloody sameys. Sameys are on. Gameys. That's the sameys. We've got three. I feel like we should go six, but the boys don't want to. They want to behave and be good and go with it. I want to do. So we've got our Crucial and our Big Buck. Then I reckon we need

to go the fucking Big Doll. Oh, the wild. The wild dog.

Because going off what I said before, I want a bit of JWH, but I'm not going to fucking ruin our big buck with that one. So that's why I reckon we need to get a big dog. And just we all pick outlandish ones. And just put like $5 on it together. Righto. Yeah, fuck. Because I'm vibing JWH just to come back and give it. He's always scoring righto though. Hey, mate, he's fucking getting over for a meaty. Well, let's get to it. Let's start off a little. Let's get to big.

We're going big. We're going big. We're going wild. But let's start off with the Crucial. Let's fucking hit one. We still haven't hit one all year. Thanks to Kyle. The Crucial? We've hit two. No, we're here. Sorry, sorry. We've hit Crucials. And thanks to Kyle. Thanks to Kyle. He's the only one that hits them. Not last week, boo. Actually, I'm on a fucking mad skid on the Crucial. I think I've lost three weeks in a row now. Well, you were four and one and four and one or whatever it was,

wasn't it? Well, let's get to it. Let's get to the Crucial. Who are we looking at this week? Who have you got, Jake? Start us off. Well. Since you get pre-reign of everything. I lost my boy, but you stole him, so I don't want to double up. So I'm going to go the other way. I'm going to go Jackson Polo for the Manly Seagulls. Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was going to go Hoppardy, but no, we'll go. I like getting more fucking licks out there.

And Polo is the left winger. He's going to score. He loves the licks. Yeah, he loves the licks. Against Dom Young. I don't like his odds, though, but I'll go. So what's his odds? $1.70 or something. All right, Codes, what have you got for us, mate? Jackson Paul, are you even playing? No, he's not playing. Jackson Bolo is not playing for me. Fucking hell. I was thinking about it. I'm like, who are we? What? I was like, I didn't realize he was named. But I'm like, maybe I missed it.

And Talal's center as well. No. Talal will be center. He's a left winger, surely. Well, Hoppawade. That's why he's got the most tries. Hoppawade. Ono Cole will be center. And Gary. Yeah, I got you. I forgot Saab wasn't in there. Yeah, Tommy Talal. I'm even looking at it. I'm even looking at it. The left winger from Manly. Shit. Wow. That's good for me. I got there. We got there. Yeah, now that.

Righto. Well, for me, my crucial. I just such a. Don't you need to go twice where you could change it up more? I can't hit anything but try scores. Yeah, that's true. If I change it up, I've just got to play it safe. Tedesco. Yeah, that's fair. Tedesco. He's up around that $2. Otherwise, it starts blowing out to $2.65, $2.75. He's hit that many for us. Tedesco's where it's at. No, from my game. Oh, boys, that's nervous. This is the fourth week in a row we've taken him in the crucial.

And he's three for three, isn't he? Or he didn't score last week? Yeah, he scored last week. He's three for three. Three for three. He was over $3 last week, but Jake got him at big dog prices. It's either that or Tupo. But Tupo's at $1.62. It's a bit short. Teddy. Yeah, Teddy. Teddy Esco. Keep it going. Now- Come on, fella. Come on, bring it on. Look, I need to just, I've been on a bit of a dry spell. Haven't hit much. I've got to take him. Oh, we tried.

Attempts were made. Attempts were made. We're just going to have to rein it back in here. No, don't rein it in. I thought that was quite reined in. Yeah, don't do it. No, I just mean for myself. And I think you just need to hit, right? and we said he was a lock earlier, and I'm going Kyle Feldert. The old Feldert. Now, that is... That is... Go first one, two, or three, though, brother. That was going to be my big buck. The same guy. Yeah. You had a double tip. Because if he scores the first,

second, or third, I'm up on both, baby. I'd hate it. What's it paying for the first, second, or third? Not enough for a big buck. $3.30. Oh, okay. Let's shut the fuck up. He changed his mind pretty quickly, didn't he? Fucking hell. Yeah, so Tommy Talao, Kyle Feldert, and James Tediesco. Boys, what do you reckon we get for that? PD, the F score. Probably $9.40 because you're at pitch. $11.11. $7.84. Nice. Jay's having a stroke right now. Yes. And not the stroke he wants. The stroke of it.

He's having a stroke of it. But that's all right. That's all right. We're doing three. We're going big now.

Let's go to the big mark. Let's hit one more. Let's hit one. I'm going to start it off. I'm going with this fucking Red Hot fella. He's been playing awesome. He loves a try. He's going to have the ball a lot, and that's Scotty Drink. Scotty Drink, $3.25. The old fucking drink. The fully backy, the drink bloke, the drink water. What even was the bill? Oh, excuse me. He's got a score. The drink bloke. The drink bloke. The old drink bloke.

See, you've fallen into the trap here, because I took pap smear last week. Didn't even look close. You're right. But Scotty Drink has scored much more tries than perhaps me this year. Because, you know, you don't watch rugby league sometimes. Okay, but $3.25 odds for Scotty Drinkbloke is fucking red hot. Thank you. I do rate that. That's good from you. Thank you. Now you've said that, isn't it, because you fucking hexed it. I said it last week.

You didn't school last week. No, I said cooler for those odds were red hot. You scored. Yes, Kyle, get around it. I didn't say those famous words. Well, I said it earlier. I'm putting it all into one. Oh, my gosh. Big Buck is on the line early on Friday night.

Night kyle felt it first second or third first second or third he's loose he is loose, and where are we rounding this off cody yeah yeah look yeah i was trying to go something a little bit a little bit different a little bit a little bit eclectic yeah try and uh just to just to put a little bit something more than just a try scorer but it's hard it's hard to go yeah i'm finding it hard to, especially the ones that you can actually put in a multi,

because there's some good ones that don't multiply. Okay. There are, and you know it. You know it's true. So, look, I'm just going to have to just go me, I'm just going to have to just stick to a boring, oh, I can do. You know the goal is to win, right? Oh. Come on, Carter. Don't let the odds change your mind. Oh. So long. Oh, yeah. First, second, or third? Just having a quick look at the numbers of this game. Let's go Mardu. Surely, he's a Jew cunt. Surely. Well, not now. Not now.

I'm just going to pick one from my thingy-ma-bobby, from my doomy-ma-bobby. Lehigh Hoppawattie. First, second, or third? Yeah, that's hot. That's not bad. Yep. Paying $4.33. That's very nice. You can read through his voice. He's like, I don't like it. But then you say that, ooh, yeah. Oh, right, boys. $150. I wanted one of my legs. I wanted Manly to score first because it's paying like $2.12 just for Manly to score first because the Roosters are known to have a slow start.

Yeah, Jofo. So we're looking, boys. This is pretty big. And if we're going to get it bigger, this is pretty big. We're looking at $54.12, baby. $54.12. Get around, huh? Scotty Drink anytime. Felt. Lee Hoppawati. First, second, third. $54.12. We're going to boost that to $61 Get all around it Cub everywhere Jesus.

Righto Where are you coming with me I'm going JWH I'm locking him in I'm really vibing that Don't get scared, That was what the other two were for Don't get scared I want to hear great takes I mean have a look Harry Grant bloody scored a hat trick Ruben Cotter scored Jordan McLean scored Jordan McLean scored last week. There's been some. Well, boys. Well, even, yeah, there's been some try scorers. Here's a take. J-W-H, first, second, and third. So, to pair him up.

So, I was looking at him because the Sharkies last week, not only did they concede one try, not two tries, but three tries to Harry Grant. Reece Robson's crashing over here, boys. Reece Robson is getting himself. Reece Robson for a sneaky. A sneaky meat pie. I don't mind that. I do not mind that at all. Hey. This is what this is for, Jake. You're right. You're right. You said you wanted more bets. We're going. We're going big. Next week, we're bringing in the Great Dane.

Well, I hope this is big enough. From the NT. Because I'm going to line this up, and we're going for $799.50 odds. Okay. So what have you got? What is it with the two of them? For just our two? Yeah. $93.75. And I'm chucking in the Cowboys to win 13 plus. Well, he's missed the mark on that. I don't get where we're going with this, brother. Well, if you... You can't... A prop can just randomly get a try. The Cowboys aren't going to just randomly win by 13 plus. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You know what I mean? My bet's wrong because I had J.W. Hayes just score the first, second, or third. I was going to say because I just played... Yeah, sorry, sorry,

sorry. I just played the... Well, still good odds, like $384, but... $384 I just think JWH has better odds To score than Cowboys Are to win 13 plus I don't think so I think the Sharks, They're going to like Struggle They're going to be losing And the Cowboys Can pull lots of points They're just going to be Bang bang bang Game over Let's fly I don't want to talk you out of it I don't want to talk you out of it Because if it comes up Kyle You'll be fucking killing me,

Just lock it in 50-50 Who's more chance Just lock it in JWH has to score, Cowboys win 13 plus Alright Like obviously Cowboys 13 plus That's why they're paying less money, brother. Thank you very much. It's locked in. So, JWH into Reece Robson and the Cowboys 13+, $444.60. We're putting $100 each. We're putting the remainder of the Muttley crew balance on it, and we're going to Vegas. Not a bad idea there, Mr. Cody. I tell you what.

I'd so love it. We couldn't hit anything we try, and that'll be the one we just smack. Wait, tell you what. J.W. H. crashes over. Reece Robson crashes over early. And then old Cowboy's 13 plus just fucking falls out the ass. You can give me a lot of shit. You owe us a bit of money. Now, Robson is going to score to make it 13 plus. Could you imagine? Brother, we'll just go off. I'm not going to lie. If JWH scores on the Friday night, oh no,

they play some. No, if Robson scores, Cowboys win 13 plus, it all comes down to JWH. The one that started the whole thing. Then we'll be riding him.

Anyway. Anyway, that is it. That's the bets and slips and the whips and zips. Get around it. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Get around it. Get amongst it. For listening to the Mutt League. Camp responsibly. Yes, sir. Love you. Bye. Finger my asshole. The hot boy.