#15 Beer, Bets & Tips: Off the Rails

You laughed at me. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to an episode of the Muckna Crew. We're here in the game room boulevard. We are ready to trot. It is cool. It is cold. We are grooving. We're grooving on the bookies. And we're here. I'm here. How are we doing this evening, Kyle? Cody? Gentlemen? Gentle cars? How are we vibing? Broom, brum? Broom, brum? Clip, clop. Let's trot. Clip, clop? I tell you what. This bloke down here. Sorry, who are you? My name's Jake, and we've been a minute.

And firstly, fuck Queensland. They just had a famous win. It was pretty gross. The game was wild. Who cares what you've got to say? Yeah, what a piece of shit, aren't you? It's not your show, bro. Kyle, Jake definitely is on a fucking level today. I'd just like to apologise. I probably should have left it just to see if anyone at home could just notice that he's just absolutely on a vibe today. They really couldn't because I've come with the same energy.

I've come with the same vibes. It's not a drama. No here. No bear. It's the same slur and words, too. Exactly. Dalai Lama, you reckon? And like I said, we're coming off a fucking famous win from Queensland. Fucking shit show, but they've done the job. Monster, baby. They just... Monster, anytime. Man of the match. Let's go. It was a gross game. It was fucking... It was radical. It was clippy-cloppy. I wish we could have fucking, you know, if we released the unreleased episode before origin,

Where we got a couple of bets on. I mean, I was the only one to hit one, so that's the only reason I want to. And you know me, boys. I never said a bad word about that Queensland team in Billy We Trust. I never said anything negative. You know I've still got that recording. Do not fucking record, leave, release that. I said nothing but good positive things about that team. I might just release it. Especially about Liero. I might just backdate. As if it was released. Yeah. I can still do that.

No, I know you can. I might do it, actually. It's got one good bet in there. That's about it. Oi, come on. Jake hasn't spoken for five minutes. He's fallen asleep. I'm trying to remember the bet because I don't remember nothing good from that. No, the only one that hit was Munster, man of the match, Munster, anytime try scorer. Yeah, we won. You're welcome. Thank you. 153 schmacks. Fucking beautiful. Yeah. So fuck you and your big bark. That's worth like $1,800.

Did we get that on though? Yes. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, we hit. Into Queensland win? No, you didn't go that, though. No. It should have. It would have been nice. It would have been juicy. Yeah, it would have been beautiful. But then after that, we went into round 16 of the rugby league, and we had some famous wins, especially by, we'll get there. But the Raiders got the job done, won another game, fucking keep brooming.

Panthers, the Panthers are back, maybe, but they had a fucking good winner against the Warriors. And then, like I said, another famous win, but the only famous win, the mighty Newcastle Knights. That's holy damn. The only famous win. We're fucking on, boys. But another famous win. We beat the Informed Dolphins, and we showed them that we get rugby league. You don't. Bradman Best. Oh! And then we had a fucking Golden Thula. The Melbourne Storm beat the Rabbitohs 25-24.

Wild. Then we got into Sunday. And Cody, your Broncos look like they're dead. But then they came back from the ashes and beat. They play cricket. Did they come back with the ashes? They beat. They came back like England. They came. That needed 360 to chase. 471s. 360 to chase on day four and fucking got it. Anyway, the Broncos beat the Sharks. Fuck the Sharks. And then. Up the doggies. Maybe the most hottest team right now. The Kyle Red Hot Roosters.

Cockadoodledoo. 42-8 over the fucking Cowboys. Holy damn. You know what pisses me off about that game? We didn't play that well either. Like if we played better, we put 60 on. Mark that in your diary. He just said positive, nice things about the roosters. Oh, no. You can tell he's drunk. A little bit of reserve Kylesology. No way. Kylesology. What was that? In the Battle of the Spoon. I think he was trying to beat Tom Cruise.

Battle of the Spoon. It was the Harrowmanagh Eagles who beat the Gold Coast Titans. Beautiful. And that was Round of Oz. I wish you guys could see his facial expressions or lack thereof right now. How do we go with the tippies and the whippies, Mr. Kyle? I picked Harry Grant to score. Yeah, then put him in your big buck. If you did that, we win. You fuck it. Yeah, what a piece of shit, eh? Anyway, before we get to that.

Boys. It's old. I think I've achieved something that none of you guys have achieved, even Jake Thoroughly's prowess. But I'll get to that part, actually. So head-to-heads, Jake, you were the worst. You got three. Cody, you and I got four. We are really good at this tipping team. Yeah, we are. Jake, you absolutely crushed the lines this weekend. You got five. Is that it? Out of seven. Not bad. Yeah. I got three. Cody, I wouldn't be talking if I was

you, because I got four, and Cody, you got one. Yeah, I've fallen apart, eh? But he got five tips right. Four tips. Four tips. Yeah, well, obviously, he's taken... The wrong one. Terrible. I think the only line I hit was the Bronco Sharks, wasn't it? I'll find out. Spread. No, they had the Roosters. I had the Bronco Sharks. Or did I have Sharks Broncos? Broncos cover the line, bro. It's five and a half points. They won by six. Ah, damn. Yeah. Anyway, try scorers. Jake, you got six points.

You hit Jed Stewart, Jerome Hughes, Nico Hines, and Will Penasini. Oh, four, baby. Cody, you got four points. You hit Harry Grant and Mark Nwunga Nituwase. Ew. And now I achieved absolute greatness in the try scorers here, boys. What do you reckon in all seven games? What do you reckon? How many points do you reckon I got? Oh, I couldn't give a fuck. I got zero. I thought you were going fucking big. You couldn't even get a winger?

These were my try scorers. I went Ethan Strange, Roger Tuovasashek, Jack Bostock, Ellie Katoa, Sione Katoa, Sandon Smith, Phil Samy. None of them scored. I didn't even look close to scoring any of those. Holy. So, overall for the week, Jake won the week with 14. Cody, you got nine, and I got eight. Oh, that's getting nice and close there, boys.

I originally gave... I actually thought I did get a trial scorer, Jake, because you and I both took Sandon Smith, and for some reason I thought he scored. He didn't, so I had to take two points off you and me. So overall, it is getting nice and close now. Jake, you're back in the hunt, but still last at 169. Cody, second at 171, and I'm first at 176. Ooh, five-point lead. I need to start figuring out what the fuck I'm doing. and I've fallen apart on the lines lately.

Originally, when I had Sam and Smith down as a try score for him, you guys were tied. Yeah, fucking tied up. And your points are dead set equal on everything. So head-to-heads, you were both 60 lines, both 52, and then any times were both 59 until I took the two points off him. Oh, we were dead fucking. Yeah. The only way that I was going to be able to split it was that he had less potential any time points, so he would go to second. Jesus. Yeah. Steady Eddie.

Sorry? Steady Eddie? He was trying to get into Facebook and couldn't touch the fucking app on his phone. I said Denny Eddie. No, I know, but I was watching you trying to get into Facebook, just tapping your screen. There was something on the bottom of my screen, so I wouldn't let me touch the screen, you know what I mean? But, boys, we finally hit a fucking crucial. Oh, yeah. Oh, did we? Oh, did we? We only got, the odds were only $2.03, because we only hit one leg.

Yeah, our odds, like our chances of hitting it are really, really good when 66.667% of the fucking bet go down injured. Yeah, that's it. Jack Bostock was mine, which was a void. Dallin Lateni-Zelezniak was a void. And Jake hit Jed Stewart on the first night of the round for $2.03. So we've broken the duck egg. And it just made me sort of go through our Crucials. And I sort of just highlighted how many we've cost each other.

So, Jake, you've cost us three times on the Crucial. Yeah, but I won us our one. Yeah, but you lost three. But I won us our one. I've cost us two. And, Cody, I've got you as like an asterisk on two. Because the third leg is voided and one leg won, one leg voided and yours lost. So technically if it had have won, we would have won. You know, it's not a full loss, but it's kind of it. It's one of them ones. 1.5. 1.5. Now to the big buck. So, Cody, you need to stop going Britton Okora.

Just selling you that right now. That's the third time you've lost on him this season. He's probably scored every other week, too. Yeah. Considering I hit him in a crucial. I was surprised he was over three bucks. So, big bucks. So, Cody, you cost us this week. We had Will Penasini score.

What's his name? Billy Smith score And you had Nick Cora Well, who thought the 5th and Broncos were going to fucking have it He did everything but score He made like two line breaks Set up three tries, He did everything but fucking score a try The piece of shit You know what cost us Is that you said after Harry Grant scored That you would have taken him Yeah, probably, So yeah, you've cost us two big bucks And Jake, you've cost us a big buck I've not cost us anything in the big bucks,

Because we've all been equally shit Well, the only time that you've hit one, I hit one. Which is the one time he cost us. Because he had fucking Jackson Perdue for a second or third. Cost us? Australia? I've hit four now, though. You've hit five. Oh! Calm down, so have I, bud. Yeah, how many fucking same game has he hit, dog? One. Cody, you're on an absolute run at the moment. You're nine losses in a row on a big bark. Oh, holy shit. Technically ten, because you had Wade Egan as a void in there.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You haven't hit one since Herodi in round six. And I'd hit fucking... Nothing before that. I've only hit one all year. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you're on... That's fucking poor. You are... Mate, I'm telling you, I'm a same-game multi-specialist. That's all I'm good for. I've hit three now. Cody, you're not going big enough. In what? Bigger bucks. You've got to get your dirty long legs out there and just go fucking

grab it by the balls. You and Harry Grant, that's a big one, and you didn't do it. I like to disagree because he's averaging the second most odds. Yeah, but it's not big enough. Because Tony knows. What's my nose? Long like garden hose. Men's not hot. Men's never hot. Anyway, Cardi, you want to get it? That is a great Paul from Kyle. Let's get to round 17 of the Rubby League. We're here. You made me run of this show, brother. We've got a full round of Rubby League.

This fucking flathead came in awake. First time in a while. Yeah, we must be boring. And we start off on a Thursday night. Hopefully, if people are listening while they're driving, they haven't fallen asleep. A red hot crap. Oh, yeah, I got pulled over yesterday morning. I got pulled over. Pulled over what? Yeah, because you. On the way to work, because my van was swerving a bit. I found that so funny. It was wild. Your van was just swerving a bit. Just swerving a bit. Not you.

Nah, the cop was pulling me over. You all right? I'm like, yeah, I'm going to work. He's like, you all right? I'm like, oh, you know, just waking up a bit slow, maybe. He's like, you've swerved a bit. Oh, yeah. I'm like, the, you know, the, the, the tires get a bit tough. It's not like driving a Rexy. Was that your fucking response? The tires get a bit tough. Yeah. There's too much rubber on these tires. They slow me down. Enough rubber to meet the road. Don't get traction, brother.

Oh, Jesus. Put some, or you go, go out and get some grippy socks. He just made sure I had my license. He didn't do a breath of eyes or nothing. No dramas. All good to go. He woke me up. Let's go. Thank you. How did he wake you up? Pulled me over. Fuck it. Pull over and I pull off. Anyway, we get to Rugby League, round 17. Like I said, we start off the round with a fucking absolute barnstormer. Oh, Jesus. I thought you were about to spray whatever was in the back of your throat all over us then.

We've got the top of the ladder, doggies, up against the four-time, the four-time, the four-time champions. You said that three times. They're coming back. They're on fire. They're winning games. They're looking good again. Back in the eight. First, first, eight. You are right. What do we think, boys? Is this going to be a Red Hot game? Oh, nah. Not to put, pardon the pun here, but it's the new dogs versus the old dogs. Well, they're not really that old.

Yeah, but after this year, they're all banged up. Basically, they're all new. And the Panthers are cat. Meow. You're a fucking cat. Anyway. Up the dogs. Yeah, look, for me, this is pretty fucking simple. Panthers, Panthers, mate. Ooh. Pretty simple. Yeah, this, like, I'm all about the dogs this year. And I think they're going red hot. I heard there's a little bit of weather in Penrith this weekend. I don't know whether the weather will be good this weekend. No,

I just think the Panthers, they're probably going to... If there's weather, it's a draw. Is both of them a shit in weather? No, but I think the doggies are worse. I think their average points conceded. Even that game against, who did they play? Not last week, the week before. Rabbits. They were up 18-0. It started pissing down rain. It ended up 24-18. So they lost 18 to 6 after it started pissing down rain. Mate, if it's not broke, don't fix it. Doggies, doggies, Jerry. You're an idiot.

Actually, it's not a bad play. But I'm going Panthers, Panthers, Karaz. What's the line? Two and a half points in favor of the dogs. Doggies, doggies. Doggies, doggies, doggies. Jerry. Tough one, tough one, tough one. Yeah, Nathan Cleary is going to play and he's going to fucking do his groin. You shut your mouth. Why would he play? Because I need him in Super Cup. If he's under some sort of a cloud, and then they want him to play Origin. I don't understand it. That's fair.

Yeah, it makes sense. And they've done enough, I reckon, recently to get that eight spot. So I don't think one more game off, although I don't think he's playing the game after Origin. No. So it'd be, if he missed this week, he'd miss the next three. That's why they rested him last week as well. They didn't even try to. Well, they just didn't even fucking try with any of them. No. I had to fly six hours, mate. I'm going to go there and back. Penrith.

Penrith, Penrith. And then I'm going my boy, my big trade in the Supercoach this week, Jake and Preston, loves a try, crashing over, running against Blaise Zalangi, all day, baby, busk. So you've gone Penrith, Penrith, but a Bulldogs try scorer. Yeah. So have I. Great play, mate. Who'd you go? Karaz. Another Supercoach, big dog over here. Tutusk. Easy money, that. Easy money. Anyway, who's got the same game on this? One of you blokes. I don't know.

I'm like looking around going, oh, I wonder what these guys have got. There's been a lot of confusion about whose bets are where this week and last week. Yeah, that's my bad. I fucked us up. Yeah, so we'll rip into it, eh? So on the back of Jake there, I'm going to piggyback off him. Ooh. And I've gone. That's always a great idea for choice scorers.

Yeah, I know, right? And the thought that's just come to my head that sort of ties it all together also hurts my feelings because those of you like seasoned listeners out there would remember the veterans that probably, I think it was more, more last season. He'd have his throbber bet where he'd put in a bunch of back rowers. He'd pick fucking four fucking back rowers and fucking bet on them all.

So I've gone a little bit like that and I've gone both back rowers for the bulldogs to fucking cross the stripe big kicks to cause some damage and pressed in to fucking slide on over beautiful and that's is paying nine schmacks on the dog it's not going into another one that's it mate that's it two out of my three that i've hit this year are two leggers cars on the weekend two legger hey two leggers is prime realty we're not one of them three-legged fucking fellas that's getting around,

I'll tell you right now. It ain't swinging, I'll tell you. It is not. It's fucking, it's barely whistling. It's an innie. Especially this time. Especially with the cold weather around here. Especially in this time. Yes. I've got to put a straw in me just to piss.

Like a Capri Sun. Holy. Fucking hell, yeah, right. Oh, fucking call you juice box. Oh, fucking hell. Jake, take it away. Friday, baby. Friday. No, just let that one marinate. Friday's rugby league, and I'll tell you what's marinating. Let it soak, you reckon? I hope you don't use those paper straws. I think that'll be the first ever soak where she's more in me than I'm in her. Oh, fucking hell. Oh, she lost her watch. Oh, God. Yeah, moving on. Yeah, rugby league.

We've got a soaking of a game for our tonight, too. We've got the Manly Seagulls. Is it wet? Up against the West Tigers, and it's going to be wet with fucking enthusiasm. These two teams need a fucking win. They're playing rubbish, but they're playing football. And the Manly Seagulls, they've changed up their back line. They're going wild. They've got Tommy T playing center. They've got fucking Ruby Garrick playing on the wing. They've got Lehigh playing fullback. It might work.

The West Tigers, they've lost their fullback. Buller's out. They've got Heath Mason. They've got Latoufainu. Latoufainu at halfback. Fucking rate that. That's good. And leaves Lewa to fucking run amok. Just keep stepping. Keep stepping. Stepping on the bench. Yeah. The bookies have got mainly heavy favorites, which I don't really like, but they are at home, and I don't know.

It'll be interesting to see how the back line goes. A couple of interviews with Turbo, it doesn't look like he's fully on board with the center switch. It's definitely something that's been bought from the team, but it's been assured that he will push back to fullback once he gets his confidence back, which is probably it. I don't think. You shouldn't be saying that. I don't. But I do rate it for Supercoach purposes of getting Garrick in this week.

Because him on the wing outside Turbo could be a fucking massive score coming. Look, for me, I'm just going to get to it real quick. This is another easy one for me. It's Tigers-Tigers. What's the point on this one? Turbo, five and a half points in favor of Manly. So Turbo's played at center five times at the NRO level. Three of them were in 2016. Don't care. Actually, four of them were. and they've only won one out of five. And it was the most recent. Yeah.

So they're on the up. You're only as good as your last game, Kyle. So your stat is fucking bullshit. Reminder that the last time they played, they got pumped by the fucking Titans as well. This is true. This is true. And last week with the Tigers. They didn't have fucking Lehigh though. Against the Raiders, the Tigers looked pretty fucking ordinary until Farnu came in at halfback. And then they looked fucking red hot. They looked real good.

They looked really good. He played well. So, give me Tigers, Tigers, but I will take Lehigh. Sorry, do you not want that? No. Can we? What's Lehigh paying? $2.45. It's fucking red hot. Sweet. We're putting $100 on that then. I was going to take him too. I'm taking him too. But I'm manly manly. I'm manly manly too. Well, I'm going to have to change me crucial now. Oh, is that you're crucial? Yeah. $245, mate. How many rules do you want to break?

That's within the rules. That's within the rules. It's going to be under $270. Yeah. Do you know how to math? Quick math. I don't know what he knows how to do at the moment at all. That's all right. I'll change my crucial. But yeah, I guess we're in for $100 on Lehigh then. Last goal. Last goal. Two or more? We'll put $500 on that. Until he gets HRA to the first five. Well, that's all right. We get our money back. We do get our money back. What's he paying two or more?

Don't look at it. I'm not looking. I was going to say put 90 on him anytime and then just put the 10 on two or more. $7. What is going on? Holy, the witching hour. So you're Seagull Seagulls, right? Yep. Seagull Seagulls, Lehigh. I agree. With who? He concurs. No, but your tips. Melly Melly. Seagull, Seagull. Right, so... Wait a minute, Brookie. Tigers are shit, mate. I can't tip them. Okay. And I've got Lehigh, DC, Garrick, Supercoat. So what are we doing?

90 on Lehigh and then 10 on the double? 10 on the double. Yeah, fuck it. Righto. So if he scores a double, we're fucking on, baby. Yep. Money in the bank. That's cool. I don't think we actually win any extra money doing that. I guess we do. Well, yeah. If he scores a double, we win extra. Seven bucks. Mine was about 50-50. No, don't do that. No. 80-20. 90-10. We'll just stick it at that. Still $250, $260. Anyway, who's got the same gamer for this? You. Oh, yeah. Jono?

I thought it was Jake. I fucking told you. Because he kept selling $258. I was seven last week. $258. I was seven last week. Yeah, so Lehigh is in my same gamer as well. So I got Lehigh and Stafford Tower. Just the two legs. Fucking stubby's tower. Yeah, $6. Fucking hell. Lehigh and Toa. Midnight drinks break. I stubbed my Toa. My Toa was still sore from when I stubbed it at Kyle's joint the other Wednesday, Thursday morning.

It was like a crime scene in my bathroom. There was just blood everywhere. Oh, bullshit. Split up. Yes. Stubbed it that hard. Oh, so a different fucking liquid you spilled all over his toilet seat. Eh? It was in the toilet seat at least, but yeah. I fucking nailed it. There's no single drop on the floor. Never. Yeah, because the toilet seat caught all of it, motherfucker. That's his job. None of the bowl. That's what it's there for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's get to it. Game of the round, baby. Game of the round. We've got the mighty Newcastle Knights coming off a famous win up against the Red Hot Raiders. The most wins in the rugby league to Raiders. What a game we've got here. We're playing at McDonald's Jones Stadium in Newcastle. Can the Newcastle Knights play two games very good in a row? I'm not sure. Prodigal Sun's back. But I'm all about it. Yeah, Jacob Salfino is back in. Jackson Hastings. I was talking about, no, I was talking about,

I thought you were talking about Joseph Tarpany. He's back in Newcastle. He was shit. Everyone's shit when they play for Newcastle, brother. Huddy Young was too, but he's out. That's good. That helps us. Wait, do you know, that's how much the Raiders respect you as a club. Huddy Young backed up after Origin, and then they've gone, oh, we've got the night this week. Have the week off, Huddy. He was lying about

his injury. Now he's like, oh, actually, no. My pubic bone is sore because I keep fucking birds all night. Red hot. Anyway. Oh, I've got no danger of having a pubic bone injury. Luke, I'm going to choose the Raiders. What do we think, boys? Where are we going? Anyone look at the line here? It's not bad. The line is eight and a half points. And this is, look, I think this is probably the easiest start to a round in terms of tipping there is. Raiders, Raiders, mate. Raiders, Raiders, tappity.

Raiders, Raiders, Papali'i. Oh, I see what you did there. Brother, it's not a milestone match for him, so he's not scoring. A defensive middle is solid. He does that. They're not scoring through the middle, boys. Think about what you should do. You don't have a middle. Huh? That's all we got, mate. They probably got, they nearly got one of the best 1-5s in the game, and he goes, all we've got is middle forwards. I mean, defensively. I never said forwards. I said middle is top.

Well, where the fuck are your middles? Who's in the middle? It's a team effort. Oh, no wonder they're fucking trash. What's his name? Felix Crossland's in the middle, brother. That's all you need. That's not a lot. Last week was his fucking best game. Hastings back, baby. Hastings is back. He was on the edge. All right, so who are you guys tipping? Jake, you're obviously going for the Raiders. Yes. I went Raiders, Raiders, Papa Lee. You went Raiders, Raiders, Tappany.

Yeah, I know what I'm going for. Then what are you going? I'm going Raiders, but Newcastle's the line. Why don't you go Knights and Raiders with the linebacker? Wait, how about like, yeah, actually tip the Knights because you didn't tip them last week either. It won, so I'm going to keep vibing. And I've got my boy, Bradman Bestie to score. Two last week, one this week. He's on fire. If someone's out, he's fucking put his name up for Origin 3, baby.

That's what I said. There must be something about Origin 3. Comes around, he plays out of his skin. Just gets hot and heavy, hard on. Ooh, hot and heavy, he reckons. Hot and heavy. I've got this game in the same game multi. I'm just going a little, it must be a trend because I'm going a little two-legged too. I don't know. Oh, really? I don't like it. I have to chat and shit. Yeah. Wait, but have a listen to it. Go on Newcastle 1-12.

But you just tipped the Raiders. Into Brad and Vest. Beautiful. Take the Knights then. Head to head. Nah, because it's two different competitions here. And like I said, it worked last week. I didn't tip Newcastle. We won. so I'm not going to tip him again. If we win, I'm fucking shit. Wait, I'll tell you what. If there's ever been a more lock bet now that he's taken the Knights 1-12, Raiders 13+. Fucking oath. We don't lose 13+. Mark my words. Wait, add a fucking third leg to it.

Race to 10. Don't tempt me. Too late, it's already on. Exactly. So don't tempt me. Race to 10. Knights ain't even scored on six, brother. Yeah. Was it fucking race to 30 that week? Zero. That was a long time ago. Yeah, it took him like fucking four and a half weeks to hit 30 points after he put that bet on. You guys need to grow up and realize. You need to grow up and realize that I was. He's playing the long game. Being positive too much then about Newcastle's attack. No way.

What? No. You were biased. No. Positive. You're Flanagan and the Knights are your son. Can't not pick them. I just not picked them twice in a row. Anyway, let's get to Saturday. Super Saturday. Three red-hot games. Three games on a Saturday. And it starts off with... Sorry, how many games are on the Saturday? Uh, three. Three red-hot ones on the Saturday. Saturday, three red-hot games. On the Saturday is three red-hot games. I reckon one and a half red-hot games.

But the first game was red-hot. And it's the mighty Brisbane Broncos back in form. Is that the half a game you're talking about? Maybe. Up against the New Zealand Wild Warriors, who came off a pretty shocking loss. Reminded me of the Warriors of old. Reminded me that maybe they're overhyped, but we are here to play a game. One game in like 12 weeks. If you're going to be a top four, you cannot show up. Did you watch the game?

Yeah. They were all banged up. Bruh, they versus the Panthers without seven of their origin players, mate. Did you see the Panthers play though? It doesn't matter. Bullied them. Got bullied. And Metcalf was a little bit injured. Go pick up. I don't know why they played him. They should have rested him. Especially when their fucking New South Wales Cup There's one 10 games in a row on the win. Get him in. Old Town of Boyd, mate. Red Hot. Can kick a football.

How are you looking, boys? Broncos versus Warriors. Somehow the Broncos are $1.50 favorites. Brother. I don't get that. They're fifth. Huh? They are fucking fifth on the ladder. The Broncos? Yeah. The fuck that happened? They're like 83 points out of fourth because of how fucked the comp is. But they're fifth. And then from ninth place to last place is two wins. Yeah. That's incredible. Rugby league. What a fucking outstanding. Again, we just get into another easy

one. Warriors, Warriors, boys. Warriors, Warriors. And my try scorer is Chanel Harris-DeVita. Can I pick the Warriors for the first half and then the Broncos for the second half? No. No. To win each half? Is that how we're splitting this up? You can put that in your bet, though. That's a nice little bet there. I don't know why we're going to the Broncos. The Warriors really disappointed me last week. I feel like they're playing shit. He's off them.

And the Broncos had a good win, come from behind win. Like, they looked shit, but they won. So maybe they'll bring that second half in this whole game, which I highly doubt it. But I think the Broncos will get over. What's the line? Yeah, Broncos are outsiders. Broncos are favorites by four and a half points. Oh, four and a half is gross. I'll go Broncos, Broncos, and they'll win by five or six or seven or eight. Five or six or seven or eight. I'm going to split the difference.

And I'm just going to keep going with my fucking Supercoach boys this week. So I'm going to go the winger, Josiah, Karapati. Yeah, easy. I got that one. Smash it. Let go. Yeah, I'm going to split the whisky this week, and I'm going to go Warriors, Broncos. You can't, bro. Warriors are the favorites. I know you can, I guess. I did it. Broncos are the favorites. It works. So you just think the Warriors are going to win by four points or less? No, if the Warriors win.

So if the Broncos win by four points or less, he gets zero points. What are we on about? Broncos are favorites by four and a half points, but you just took the Warriors with the Broncos. So are you taking Broncos head-to-head but Warriors line? No, because he's like what I did the other week. No, but I want to take the Warriors, but if the Broncos win, I want those points. Oh, so you do want to do that. All right, Warriors. Yeah, it works, bruh.

I'm tipping the Warriors. If the Broncos win, I want the points. Nah. What are you doing? I thought I was doing a legit thing. Yeah, you can have that. But that means if the Warriors win or the Broncos only win by four or less, you get zero points. Yeah. So you say if the Warriors win, I'll get a point, but if the Broncos win by more than five. If the Warriors win, I'll get a point. But if the Broncos win by more than six. Because I'm taking the Warriors.

True. So yeah, my apologies. If Broncos win by four or less, you don't get a point. Whatever. Okay, done. It's like me. It's like me. But it just means you can't get two points. That's basically what you're saying. He's got to save for the one. You're tipping it. That's fucking bullshit. Who's your try scorer?

Huh? Who's your try scorer? Oh, fucking gay spastic. Sorry, gamut Shibasaki. Sounds like a gay spastic. Wow. It's like Nelly Ritardo. It's like Ted Hitchcock. Sounds like Ted Hitchcock. What the? My mate, Ted Hitchcock. When you say it really fast, it sounds like Ted Hitchcock. Who's got the same gamer on this one? Cody. Yeah. You can't even remember whose fucking bets you've got. Yeah, we don't even know from last week. We're all in fucking shish kebabs.

Anyway, so then I've taken a Broncos heavy fucking tri-score about here. I've gone my mate Gamut Shibasaki in my any time. I've also gone the man, the myth, the legend, Ezra Ma'am. The ma'am, the myth, the legend. And I've gone Edward Gossie any time. All three of them for 12 schmackos. All those three blokes scored last week, Yeah. Do you want to fuck or not? So did Brabham Best. He's got two. Do you want to fuck or not?

Oh, well, if he scored two tries last week, there's no way he scores this week, Dan. I bet he won't. Fuck it. Are you going to keep going here or? Oh, I did. I said. No, no. Well, he's running this. $12 on my bet. I thought he had comments, Kyle, like you usually do. Then we get to the Saturday mid-game and we've got the fucking. Fuck do you mean by that? We've got the Lomax Bowl. Oh, we've got the St. George Dragons up against the Parramatta Eels in this beautiful...

The Parramatta's Eel. Parramatta! Beautiful Illawarra Wind Stadium. I think he shit himself. This is going to be a game... Well, fuck, I hope so. St. George are favourites. By three and a half points. Dylan Brown's back in off suspension. Mitchell Moses is not back in. St. George changing up their wingers. Zach Lomax has never scored in a game for the Eels without Moses in the side. Bro, he scored in this game. Lock it in, baby. Ah. Would you say he's mountain? No. No. No. Don't say that.

I'm surprised he picked that up. But he is hung like a horse and he is scoring. So I'm going on Parramatta. How did you just feel seeing him go six for six for the Eels on the weekend? The balls, bro. The balls are different. Yeah, because they play basketball, you fuckwit. What are we talking about here? We're talking about fucking Zach Lomax kicking goals. Yeah, the balls are sad. No, the Bulls play fucking basketball. Oh, fuck me. The Bulls play cricket for Queensland.

If you want to go that way, dickhead. I didn't know we had Bulls. Go on Parramatta, Parramatta. They're all cows. All I want to know is what's the Matador? Cooking barbecue. I'm going Lomax, Parramatta, Parramatta. I don't like it, but. Why is it matter, Parramatta? They're looking all right. Dragons, I don't know. That's shit. Had a bye. Probably would play good. Ah, you know what? I'm tipping. You know what? I'm backing Shane Flanagan here. Yeah. I'm going Dragons, Dragons,

Flanagan. Cough, Flanagan. Yeah, get around it. Hey, there's no nepotism in that fucking team. He's been one of their best players week in, week out. That's probably the smartest word that's ever been used on this show. Nepotism. Nepo baby. That's saying something. Nepo baby just sounds so much worse than what it actually is. I know. Mate, I'm with you, Codes. Yeah, come full with me. I'm fucking with you. I'm going dragons, dragons, but I'm going the other bloke. Fucking Gutho.

Against the eels. I thought you were going to say King Tonga or whatever his name is. Gutho to get some Red Dead Redemption on the fucking paradigm. Didn't he double up last time? He did. Ooh. And what the fuck did Lomax do? Did a fucking nothing. Here he did. No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No, he did not. Didn't score. Surely not. Didn't score. Surely not. He tried to kick the field goal, though, didn't he? Did not play. Isn't that when he kicked the field goal in? Yes.

Did not play. There you go, bitch. Did not play. He kicked the winning field goal. No way. Yes. He was one, he kicked the winning field goal, but he didn't score a try. Oh, I don't know. Maybe not. Did not play. He fucking kicked the winning field goal. Disagree. Okay. No worries, bro. I got nothing. Nah, cool. Yep. You know what? I agree with your disagreement. You're right. Let's agree to pedigree. He crushed it. Yeah.

He didn't score a try, though. This game, he scored a try. Because he's back in his home state. And I'm pretty sure. Let me just. Back in his fucking home state, you reckon. What round was that, Jake? Jake, what round was that? I just got rid of it, Dick Kent. I don't know. A while back ago. Round 10, 9, 8. It was round 4. Come on, guys. Let's get to the Saturday night banger of a game. Can we get my same gamer in there, bro? Oh, fuck me.

So I'm going Gutho to score any time again against the Eels, and I reckon the other fullback's going to get on the board. Isaiah Iongi. Iongi. He played really well last week. Yeah, and he's just going to step it up again. So it's just Gutho and Iongi, five bucks, mate. I don't know why we're just still in two Lakers boys, but it's not going to work. It's been proven. He's hit two this year. I've hit two this year. Oh, my first one was three.

Oh. Yeah. Anyway. I thought it was a duff. Sorry. Let's get to duff. But still. Saturday. We hit whoop, we hit whoop. Saturday's screamer of a game and we've got the red cliff dolphins. I've never had a screamer before. We've got the Red Cliff Dolphins up against... Do got game, though. Rabbitos! So we've got the Screamers against the Humpers. Anyway.

That's actually... Like, it's a shit joke, but that's pretty good for you. Appreciate that. Oh, fucking hell. The Rabbitos here trying to stop a four-game slump. Up against the Dolphins, who were red hot, but, you know. They came up against that immovable object. It was also nice, baby. Yeah, mate. Got up against a fucking wall. And this game is at Suncorp Stadium. Some questions over their defenses for the Dolphins, because they allowed 26 points to the night.

Nick Arima was very poor at the back end. The tries were down his side. Were they not? To be honest, I didn't really watch the game last week. Brad Best was just fucking. If it's Bradman Best's side, he's left, which would be Isaiah Katoa. Or do they switch him? Is Nick Reimer on the right? I don't really know. Well, clearly we're really good at what we do. So, I thought Katoa attacked more on the left hand side. Oh, he just switches. I was talking more defense. He just does a lot on Katoa.

Yeah, it was all my defense. I honestly think the absolute player of the round is Rabideau's head-to-head. What's the game? Rabideau's Dolphins. Okay. What did I say? I just wasn't sure who they were versing. I didn't quite catch what he said before. Oh. Yeah, I'm taking the Rabideaus. Good listening. Not lack of hearing, lack of caring. Yeah. He hasn't... Yeah. Anyway. Rabideaus, Rabideaus, and give me Alex Johnston. Ooh.

He's getting close. Nah, he scored four last week. Storm the field, you reckon? Oh, no. Do you know what happened last time I took a bloke that scored four tries the week before? He scored again. ACL. Broke his ACL. Broke his ACL. Bostock. And if Alex Johnson does the ACL, he's never played football again. You just did the mad hex on him. He's that close. Bro, he's six away. He's six away. He just put a hex on him, Kyle.

Boy, he gets it this year. Surely. When's his next home game? Probably next week. Oh. He better get scoring. Imagine if he went four Hattie Hattie. Like, in all fairness, though, the Rabbitohs have had a fucking fair run. So they versed the Storm last week, only just lost. Versed the Raiders two weeks before that because they had the bye before. So then two weeks before that, they versed the Raiders. We're on top to start, but Papali's game, they end up coming back.

Then the week before that, they versed the Warriors. And then the week before that, they versed the fucking... Yeah, I think this is that run I was talking about. They versed the top four teams in back-to-back-to-back-to-back weeks. And they've had, like, I think it's something like they, at one point they had 12 of their top 30 squad out. Yep. And they just keep fucking trucking along. They get some of them back this week, mate. Rabideaux's winning. Dolphins are missing fucking a few people.

It's so weird, though. They don't actually have a home game, if you count, like, a core as a home segment until eight weeks, which is wild. Yeah, which is good. So hopefully Johnson can try and get the record at home. But in eight weeks' time, he's going to school. Surely, like, I feel like I know... I feel like there should be more around it. Like, I feel like this is a massive record. It is a massive record.

It is a massive record. I feel like the consensus around the NRL is that he's not going to get it this year. They should be like... I mean, if scoring four... How many is he away? Still six. Well, he's at least three games. He scored seven in the last two, though. Yeah, but he's not going to keep on that hot record. He didn't score a hat-trick the week before. No. So how has he scored seven in two? Six in two. He did score three. He scored seven in two. He scored four. Anyway.

So he scored a hat trick the week before. Surely. Let's check it. Nah. Anyway, while we're checking that out, what are you guys doing the tips? We're going Rabideaus as well. I'm following you with the Rabideaus. What's the line? Four and a half points. Rabideaus, Rabideaus. Rabideaus, Rabideaus. And I'm going to pick Kalomitangi. Facial, fracture, and all. Carter. It's a Vibers week because I'm going Rabideaus too. I think they're fucking, they're on.

Wayne Bennett loves being in his old teams. They need a win. They're not losing five in a row. So, Rabidos, Rabidos. I'm going to say someone different, though. I might go that bloke. And that bloke is... T-T-T-T-Day Jr. What's his name? Left edgy. Ewan Aitken. No, Talos Duncan. Talos Duncan. He's on the right. He's on the left. You and I get on the left excuse me? you and I get on the left. Yep, chat. You don't need to fucking keep going, bud. Who's got the same gamer here?

Nah, mate. Not I. Not I, said the fly. Oh, it's Jake. It's the guy that's doing the research. I like proving my scores. Okay, the last time you just tried to prove something was that Zach Lomax didn't play against the Dragons last time. I was wrong. Yeah. Yep. You got a great track record. That was a bit different than just picking an edgy. Who's in my super close drafting, mate? I know when my boys play, mate. And how's your draft going? Going all right, mate.

Want to change the rules so you can make the top set? Yeah. Pull this up right now. Wait, why would you change the rules? I was flipping the tables in there, bro. You're the one who suggested changing the rules and then blew up about people talking about changing it. Rules were never fucking set, bro. You have to set them before the season starts. Obviously not. I can change it now. Just because you can change it doesn't mean they weren't set.

Yes, it does. in any fucking basic fucking kit. Okay, so this means that they can be modified. And how is it set when no one in the whole fucking group knew when the finals were going to be? Dickhead. Nobody knew fucking anything. Exactly, but they're fucking set. Dude, you run the thing, but you don't even fucking talk to anyone. Wait, excuse me. You don't talk to anyone. I just want to be the voice of reason here. What commissioner of a league doesn't know when their finals are?

Because I don't really care. It's in there. You can see it in league setup So you knew? Yeah It said top 6 Did it? I knew it was top 6 Yeah You fucking asked No I didn't Yes you did You know when you go into I just said Who put the screenshot in Oh so what's it said at? Oh, did I? I just, I put, no, I put it in there, the screenshot to show that you were the only one getting an advantage from the trade with Max because you were already in six.

Because like, if you go to the league settings, if you go to the league settings and rules, it says top six, three rounds of final. Yeah. And look who's sitting in six, two points ahead of seventh asking to get fucking guns. It's a very fair trade. And not only people who don't think it's a fair trade, it's people who are jealous of the trade. Who aren't thinking ahead, mate. They aren't thinking of how to win it. Brother, you're in sixth. I'm not jealous of you.

Trust me. Oh, fair enough. Oh, well, just wait until fucking Happy gives Butters fucking Cleary in the back end of the season. See how you go then. That's not a fair thing. Oh, well, what do you mean? What if he gives him Daly Cherry Evans? That's a pretty fair trade. Oh, yeah. Anyway. No, I'm so fucking annoyed about that. Jake. Fucking change rules. You are the one who came up with the idea here. You said, do we want to change

it? No one suggested changing the rules. We just said, what is the top six? And then you were the one who came in and said, should we change it? And then you put the part. Exactly. We said, is it top eight or top six? And then you went, what if we change the rules? I said, well, let's have a decision. Let's make a decision. And then you're blown up about rule changes when you're the one who suggested it. I'm not changing the rules.

I'm like, let's choose the rules right now to make a decision because it was never set and so because no one made a rule. My thing here is that if you were sitting in first, it wouldn't even be in a discussion. It's top six, brother. I wouldn't care. You'd have just sent a screenshot through the list. I'm in top six now. I don't care, bro. Yeah, yeah. Fancy that the bloke that's in both sets of finals is like, I don't care. I'd rather it be top eight. More chance for people to win. No. Yes.

No, you want top eight because that gives you more buffer. Mate, I've got enough buffer. You got two points on brake pedals. And I've been killing it. You're only two points ahead of seventh, brother. Been killing it, mate. Anyway, what's your same gamer for the Dolphins, Rabideaus, Jake? You guys started so bullshit. I felt like punching cunts. You! Never mind. Never mind. I did nothing. You fucking suggested it. Yeah, we know you did nothing. All you had to do was say it's top six.

Just say it's top six and we go sweet. I didn't want to be a hard guy and make the rules. I want to say let's choose it because we're a fucking league. You're the commissioner. You've got to make the rules. We're 17 weeks in. Yeah, exactly. So it was good. Why don't you make it a fucking top 12? I can't. I tried. Top eight in that. Oh, everyone makes it. Get into it, deal bags. Fuck, let's make it a bottom eight. Fuck you. Fuck Butters and Happy and, well, not Happy. He's last. Ish. I'm second.

That's what I meant. You didn't say my name. I meant to say you. I'm not happy. Butters. What's that? Well, it's my bet. You're right. I'm going big rabbit. I'm going to heavy Rabideaus. Rabideaus are winning this game. Heavy Rabideaus. I'm going to heavy. There's not many of them. Going heavy. They've got a light forward pack. Fucking heifer. You won't take Sean Keppie? No. I'm going to Rabideaus win head-to-head. Into Campbell Graham. Doesn't like a try, but he's going to score into Latrell

Mitchell. Let's lock and load it. Now, can I just tell you something? That try that Munro scored on the right, and the goal that Latrell attempted from that side was his first fucking attempt from that sideline this year. Yeah, it does not surprise me. So that's what I'm going to go on. I'm pretty sure last time I took Campbell Graham, you fucking, you rolled your eyes so hard. I'm pretty sure it was in one, like a crucial or a big bug or something. It was a big bug.

Hey, that was voided because he got ruled out last minute. So you can't hold it. Claim it, claim it, claim it. Yeah. Let's get to Sunday, David. Okay, commissioner that doesn't know when his finals are. Yeah. I did know, but I was trying to be more inclusive. Anyway, let's get to Sunday. Oh, God, what's your top six bets this week? Or is it top eight? You want to change the rules? No, fuck it. Let's just do the big buck now. Let's put out a poll.

Should we do the big buck now? No, we're not. Or should we stick to normal fucking presentation? We're going Storm versus Sharks at Amy Park Sunday afternoon. It's going to be fucking fire this game. The Sharks coming off a pretty disappointing loss, but against the Melbourne Storm, who just love a Sunday day game. A slunday. Melbourne. I do think the Sharks will be in for this game, but I don't see them beating the Storm. We're going Storm.

What's the line there, Kyle? Do you reckon this game's going to be a 60-minute game or an 80-minute game? 80 minutes. I want to know if they'll change the rules halfway through. Yeah, I wonder if they can put a poll up at halftime. They're going Storm Storm Pappy double. The line. With the fucking lip pout and everything at the end. Storm Storm. The line is nine and a half points, buddy. Storm Storm Pappy. Hey, who are you taking, bro? I'm taking Storm Storm, puppy. Hey, puppy.

Captain Supercultch. You're fucking Russian now. Yeah, fuck, eh? Who you got? I'm going... Who's playing? I'm going... Stormverse. Sharks. I think this... You're not working. I think the Storm will get this done in Amy Park, especially after Sharks upset him last time they met. But Sharks will cover the nine and a half points and give me my boy, Britton Nikora. You fuck. This was a proof, you a point. Yeah, I should take him then too. I'm going to put him in my big mark.

Yeah, I've already placed it. What are you doing? Squidgey, squidgey, squidgey. Scat, scat. I'm going to take Sharky's. They knocked him off earlier in the year for their one big game. And they've been down in the dumps. I reckon they'll turn it around and go, you know what? If I can beat you last time, I'm going to beat you again. I'm going to go, Sharky, Sharky's. What's the line? Nine and a half. Sharky Storm. I'm going Sharky Storm. They're not going to pump the storm.

I reckon they'll keep it close. So you're going Shark Storm. I want to confirm that because you originally went Sharky, Sharkies, and then you said Shark Storm. Yeah. Shark Storm. And then I'm going to go... I reckon I know what you're going to do. Katoa. Got it. Excuse me. Stop it. I know what you like. Anyway, Coates, you the same go for this one? Oh, yes.

No fucking furries mate I'll just fucking you know what I mean so I've, took a tower in me same game not in me same game sorry as my try scorer for the game but I've gone to the opposite edge for my bet here I've gone Ronaldo any time, and then I've doubled up on the storm as I normally do when I tip against teams I've gone Grant Anderson, I think he's going to go across the stripe and then I've gone Romy Hughes,

to be on his running game Harry Grant's been at his dynamic best last couple of weeks for the Storm. Hughes is going to fucking benefit. He benefited, what, twice, two weeks ago? And I reckon he's going to be backing it again. Mulatalo, Anderson, Hughes, $15.25. Red hot cut-hut. Come with me, bro.

Come in, yeah. And then just quickly, if you wanted to fucking, you know, gamble responsibly and fucking spice it all up and take Viliama Kikia, Jacob Preston, Gamma Shibasaki, Ezra Mam, Edward Cossey, Ronaldo Mulatalo, Grant Anderson and Jerome Hughes all in together. That's for $1, one little dollar. It'll give you $1,647. For $1, it will just cost you a dollar. Or put it on for fucking 25 cents and it'll give you a quarter of that.

Quick math. Quick math. Oh, boys, come on. Let's fucking get through this. We finish a round off with an absolute hoot slinger.

Fuck me. Oh, I thought you were talking shit about my bet. We've got the Gold Coast Titans up against the North Coors and Cowboys. Feels weird going back to eight games. I wouldn't call this a game. Shit. We are at a C-Bus Super Stadium, so I think we can expect a few damn points. So that's a good thing. We like a lot of points. Tri-scorers flying around the rack. And yeah, surely Cowboys for me are going to bounce back and play better and get the win. I can't. It's just a couple of bad penises.

I can't tip fear. Gold Coast Titans, no chance. I'm going Cowboys, Cowboys, and into... Oh, the boys, boys. Into my... It's the boys versus the tits. Nah, I'm not going him. You don't let me down. What, he's got a drink, bloke? Yep. I'm not going that bloke. I'm going to go... Please get me a try. I'm going Jeremiah, Nana. I'm going to go... Oh, I'm going. Watch me whip. Watch me nanai. Why did I get onto that? You've stunned him. I'm going to go Cowboys, Cowboys.

And I am going to go drink bloke. Yeah, it's too obvious, but no. It's shit. Not much. Still on my Super Coach team last. He's in my draft team, so I need to do something. Boys, you know, if I'm going to make this top eight. If you win, we're on top eight. Boys, it's just real clear that you guys don't get footy. I don't know how you can back the fucking Cowboys. with the defense they've been playing. Are you going to pick the Gold Coast Titans? Yes.

We're playing fucking Knifey Spoonie here. Bottom water. Titans, Titans. And give me fucking Bo Furmore. Give me Iguodala. Furmore what? Furmore tries? More points? More what? Furmore years, brother. President El Dente. What's the same gamer? Same gamer? Well, you can guarantee me. I can guarantee you. It's the same G-A-Y-M-E-R. Now, I reckon you boys will get around this one. All right. Bow Firm is on the left. Cowboys defense, no good on the right. Bow Firm or any time.

Jackson Perdue moves back to the centers. Titans, right edge, not good. So give me fucking Jackson Perdue any time. And then I've taken Scotty. Clifford? Yep. Scotty Drinkbloke. Scotty Drinkbloke and Alofi Khan Pereira. to combine for two or more. Old Olofie Khan. Yeah. So, what's his name? Beau Furmore, Jason Perdue and Drinkwater and Khan Pereira to combine for two or more. $14.50. That it? Yeah. It's going to be a lot of tries. I will just pick all of them then. Probably win.

Probably. Anyway, gamble responsibly, ladies and gentlemen. To you, bud. Well, you know, I want to get... Give me balls of tongue. I'm about to go gamble responsibility, but, you know, it's hard... No, you don't have a responsibility to gamble. It's hard responsibility gambling when you're trying to gamble with two blokes who can't hit a fucking bet to save their life, you know? Because I'm getting the ticks, and they're just letting me down, and that's how I feel after last week.

Excuse me? After last week. Can you fucking... You want to pull your fucking head in here, bud? After last week, mate. That's what I said. Head? Between the three of us, You've cost us the most money. I'm all about the present. Oh. I highly disagree. You can highly disagree. If he's let us down in the big buck more than one time, then he's. Yeah, but he's fucking raking it in the Crucials. Yeah, but the big bucks, that means he's costing us more money.

No. Think about it. Think about it. You think about it, bud. You think about it. Lost profit is not lost money. You've hit one same game all fucking year. Lost money is lost money. Exactly. Not lost profit. So what we could have won isn't a loss. It is. We're just losing what you're putting on there, but I'm winning. You've hit one same gamer all year. You've cost us three fucking crucials. Yeah, how about you hit another same gamer, and then you can fucking start talking, buddy?

You hit multi big bar. We're winning the most money all week. Yeah, but I've also hit three samers. That's right, you let us down. Three samers, mate. Come at me, bro. The point is... You don't have one. What's your big bar? He doesn't know. Mine's Jerome Hughes. Mine's Kooli Mutagi. You don't have that game. Yes, I do. Yes, you do. Fuckhead. Whoa, calm down. Nasty. Oh, what, you're going to change the rules now, are you? Oh, what rule have I changed now? I was about to say the same thing.

Meow. Holy. Fuck, he's way more official when he's got his fucking ref's jersey on. It's got to be. I'm under the fucking time. He hasn't picked up on that once, and it's really frustrating me. Normally he would, but he's spotting everything else. I know, he's been blowing up. of it. He ain't listening. Must be that little bit of fucking alcohol that's still fucking sitting in behind his eyeballs. So you guys have gone... So Jake, you're Keon Kulamatangi. Kolo.

Kolo. Jerome Hughes and I'm going Beau Furmore. I'm locking him in. That's yum. I like that. Delicioso! Boys. That's $68. $51.15. Sorry, coach. 5-1-1-5. 61.15. That's a palindrome. Photosynthesis. Just saying words. All right, boys. Time to get crucial. What are we doing? Kirapani. No. Badman Best. Yeah, I fucking knew you would. Had to. How can you pick? I'm triple dipping. I'm not even going to do it. He scored two tries last week. I know. Yeah, you're right. I'm chasing.

Dominic Young. Kirapani. Dominic Young. Dominic Young. Dominic Young. Dominic Young. Dominic Young. Kyle. Dominic Young. Dominic Young. Oi, how funny is it that I reckon Dominic Young. Dominic Young. ran more metres in a straight line up and down the field for the Knights than he has ever done for the Roosters. He's like, I'm going to fucking play for this jersey and get hit for this jersey. There was literally a run. He just got the ball and just ran straight.

Got folded, but he ran straight. I was like, sorry, what? How many tries did he score for the Roosters this year? Who did Kyle were like? Kraz. Kraz. He's young. Kraz. Dominic Young. Karakobani. No, I'm going Clint Gutherson. That's so gay. Well, I wanted to take Lehigh, but I'm not fucking... No. I don't want to have the money... Oh, no, you don't want to fucking... Triple up on that. You don't want to fucking... You guys kind of did fuck me on there because I was going to go Lehigh.

So I've changed it to Clint Gutherson. So we've got Dom Young, Karapani, and Gutho. $8.91 boosted. $8.91 boosted. Yeah, so it won't even let me fucking click on Dom Young's fucking profile. Yeah, because he ain't there. Sorry, an unknown error has occurred. Please try again soon. Hang on, mate. What down here in the information says you're trying to find information on a football player does not compute. Anyway, that's us. I think. Fuck the dogs. We done. Fuck the dogs.

Thank you. And get around in the league. Fuck the dogs. And fuck the dogs. And fuck the dogs. Fuck the Knights.