¶ Introduction
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Muttley Crew and we are here in the Muttley Crew studios, the game room boulevard looking hot. My god, what are we here for? We're here to talk money, money, money! Money! Losing money and getting close. What are the odds? What are the odds? Well, you're about to find out. Kyle hitting a big bark. And Cody not picking an injured player. Because that's been the story of my life.
Who's injured? No, you've struck again. So you picked Latrell last week and you're crucial. He's gone. He finished the game. He finished the game. And he scored. And then you had Jamin Salmon as your big buck. Oh, yeah. He no buck now. Him jaw hurt. Him jaw swinging. So we're going to get to see who you're putting the hex on this week. Because you've done well, honestly. Yeah, who were the other ones? Warbrick. Warbrick. Jackie White got knocked out. Jack White, and I injured him. Yep.
I'm on fire. Yeah, look, there's a few there going through, but let's see if the run continues.
¶ Hook and Book Bets
Beautiful. Well, let's get to it. Let's talk some bets. Anyone want to start off? I'll start off because I've got a little lovely one that I'm loving. It's a little, let's call it. Is it a little one, is it? It's pretty big. I don't do little ones. It's not. But let's title it. We've heard the stories. Yeah. This is. It's a little one. This is hook and book. So I got a few little hookers here for any time this week. Buck and Lavin. What did he just call it? A hook and book? Hook and book.
He's got a few little hookers that he reckons are going to score this week. I've got a couple of hookers here. Do I round? Two. Two? Yeah, I like two. Two. Are you bartering right now? Yeah, I'm thinking about more. But no, two. I should stop at two because two is juicy. And I can't be biased. No, let's go two. I just got Api Corrasau into Damien Cook any time. David Cook? Who does he play for? Damien Cook. Against both weak defences in the middle, I think. They both need to stand up
for their teams this week. And they don't mind getting over for a try. Fucking two players to score, paying $16.87. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Well, you don't need to be pretending to be Dumb and Dumber, mate. You're both.
¶ Fullbacks on Thursday Night
If someone's going to start us. I'm going to the fullbacks this week. So I'm going to the full-on fullbacks. Come with me. Yeah, mate. So starting off on the Thursday night. Trade for that. I'm taking, yep, that is a Thursday night game. I was not going to say that. Oh, you're going to joke around? Yeah, because I've obviously selected them in the wrong order. So the one that I've got on top I thought was, yeah. So Trey Fuller on the Thursday
night. Yeah, I like him. And then I've gone into Keanu Kinney. Whoa. Into Jareem Buller. Oh, there's a hot boy there. I like it. Yeah. So full on fullbacks is paying. You fucked that order up big time. Yeah, I know. Oh, you've got the fullback scoring again. No, yeah, you have. Yeah, you did. Cool.
What? The way you fucking Went about it In order Yeah, Asked them out Yeah nah $11.48 For those three That's very nice $11.48 Oh I couldn't do it Could I Probably not Cody what have you got I just saw another hook That I wouldn't mind a book. Jesus Christ That other hook is Versus Another hook You're outstanding You are outstanding Nah I'm not doing it Yeah look Anyway Don't worry about it Yeah, look. Yeah, look. Righto. So I'm going to do a little bit of a...
What do you call it? Origin hopefuls. Oh, I like it. I'm going to have... I know I went in last week, but I'm fucking backing him again. I'm going all the co-auto. Yeah. With a bit of vengeance, a little bit of here's how you're going. And I'm going a bit of David Fafita. A little bit of get this up your silly beta.
So I'm going to Fucking bang on those two What are we paying About 8 bucks 8 bucks I don't mind That's right he hasn't got it It's all good We'll figure it out later I was just doing What I did last week Not going off the Not going off the odds It's all G, I'm going to have a quick Search for you mate No no you're good You're good That's good Let's go to my results bet Just get a three to us after I'm going to keep doing My results bet Because I might fucking I don't know I might get
one But I just like them Because they're cool They're fun, I'm going to go The Broncos will be the 13 plus Because I think they're going to. Oh he's dribbled Oh he's dribbled Fuck it Now's no time to be doing Impersonations of Jake mate, You wanker. Jesus Christ. Sorry.
¶ Results Multi and On The Line
Wow. If I could sit here and listen to that in 4D. Carry on. Well, I got the Broncos to win 13-plus. I think at home they're going to kick on and win well. I've got that with the Rabbitohs winning 1-12 in a nice close game. They're going to keep winning nicely. And then I'm going to do Castle 1-12. Of course he's going to laugh because he's tipped all the opposites. Of course he's going to hate it, but fuck yous all.
That's my bet. I didn't mind the Broncos. I didn't expect you to react like that, though. Oh, wow. Oh, Jesus. Okay, this is the reason why I laughed. So my next bet, I've taken a bit of inspiration from you and your results multi and all that throughout the season. I'll just go opposite. No, I'd already plugged this in, And it's called, so I'm calling this one On The Line because I'm just taking every game and I'm picking who I think is going to cover the line. Or five games, yeah.
I just, in my head then went, I should just say that every team is going to cover the line. And then you've just gone and fucking. Is that all right? Get rid of that one. Again, I've not gone in order and I don't know why. I need to bring up my list so I can rattle them off in. Oh, what am I doing? Fuck. Rabideau's minus three and a half or plus three and a half. There we go. So I've taken the Dolphins with a negative three and a half into the Tigers
with a plus six and a half into the Titans to cover their line of seven and a half. Negative. I'm taking the Dragons to cover at six and a half and Manly to cover minus seven and a half. Yeah. Yep.
¶ Line-Covering Bets
So that's paying $23.72. That's a lot to happen for $23. It's only five results, mate. I'll give you $25. I'll probably only owe you that, actually. That's just five results. Just five results. On the line. It's just five results, mate.
¶ Last Bets and Ramblings
What have you got cooking, big dog? Cody, sorry. Yeah, I was like, he could be going fucking anywhere here. Yeah, I know. I was just sort of confused because I was going to do the same, have everyone cover their line, but I don't want to be copying the big dog down there out of nowhere. Mate, just do it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I've got to go looking. I've got to go looking. Will Carter, while he's doing that, have you got another one?
Yeah, I've got my last one. I've got my last one. I've got my two $10 steaks. I've got my $5 steak, so I might make this one a little very juicy.
¶ Edgies Get the Wedgies
A little very juicy. Yeah, a little very juicy. So this one's going to be the Edgies get the Wedgies. Edgies get the Wedgies. Otherwise, I'm going to go with Edge Rowers to score. Edge Rowers. Edge Rowers. Edgies. The old Edge Rowers, eh? I just thought you were going to get some Wedgies off the edge. What? I don't know. Okay. Continue. So I'm going Teague Wilton to score any time.
Into You know he's playing centre But he is an edge rower Into Bo Furmer, What's so funny Opposed to the middle rowers I'm going I'm going Pia Cora Pia Cora to score What who Pia Cora The picker The picker, Picker Picker picker Into To score his First try in A rubber league In the National Rubber League Kaya Pierce-Paul Finally get over, I've only been picking him since I know yeah But I have stopped for a long time So he's coming for me So I've got those four edgies To score any time For $161,
Little $5 bet Lovely That's not None of them are going to score. I didn't mean it like that Just absolutely shitting on Every one of his bets, It's fucking standard At least you put the water down this time At least I didn't mean it like that I meant Oh yeah Sure you didn't I meant like, Yeah. You can't even have an excuse for it. The odds should be higher. Then 160. Oh, righto. You good? You cooked? Yeah, I'm just going to go one from every game. I'm going to span the whole weekend.
I'm going fucking Herbie. I'm going... I'm going Dewey. I'm going Talangi. I'm going Katoni. Tony, I'm going Hoppawattie. Nice. No, no, he plays for Manly. That's a sense of madness. That's a sense of madness bet there. Is Hoppawattie playing center? Center of excellence. He's a winger and Talangi's a winger. No, Talangi's playing center this week. Oh, no. Choose another center. Make it the center of ankles bet. Sorry, what? Ankle bracelet bet.
Yeah, change it to Hoppawattie with Garrick and it's the center of excellence. Excellent's bet. It's your bet. Don't listen to me. But. Yeah, if you want to earn money, don't listen to him. Yeah. Beautiful. Is that it, boys? That's our bets for the week. You got another one, Carl? You're just finishing it off with two. Two? Three? How many have I done? Two. You've only done the two? I've done two. I've done three. I'm done. Yeah. I'm.
I don't see much more else out there. Yeah, no. I'm not really vibing much. You're not doing your stags double? What? You're not going to do your stags double? Nah, I threw him into the other one. Yeah, okay, fair. Kalama Tungy for first try.
¶ Crucial Bet Selections
First try of the weekend. Kalama Tungy. Nah, all right. I'm on it. I'm going with that. I'm locking that in. 100%. So you're taking what? Who was it, sir? Kalama Tungy. First try. First try of the weekend. Well, I'm taking, for my last bet, I'm just taking a single. Kyle! I was going to choose you. I'm taking Charlie Gimer To get across As a starting lock.
He is my guy The Gimer $7.50 Yeah Put it in a big bar No don't No no no I'm not doing that Oh banging the Gimer Yeah So that's my three Beautiful Okay ladies Sorry about that Bit of ramble there We weren't really ramped up But I still like a few of those bets But let's get to it Let's get to To the muttly crew What the What about the fellas out there Ladies and gentlemen Fellas, Well yes it was You like right on ladies It's like oh What segment are we going into,
Segment is The muttly crew bets We're putting our heads together The muttly poo bets Yeah it feels like it I thought I thought we were Redeeming ourselves Getting another one last week But we fucking did Always cheering Because just before the Oh we were close Just before that manly game too, Rando's dad's guy Put up a thing Seeing that the last two times Turbo versus the Cowboys, or played in Townsville, he scored two hat-tricks. And I was like, oh, we're on.
At that point, I should have known we should have cashed out. What was the cash out? 150 or something you said? No, no, no, no, no. It was like 110. But if we had have cashed out when we got to the last leg every time, we probably would be in the green. We probably would be in the green if we cashed out. Do you reckon we should cash out?
No. Write it or die it. you know well let's get to let's get to the crucial bit of the week boys where we're looking how we're happening where we're looking how we're happening. I've got $2.80. Is that okay? It's just a little bit out. But he's going to score. He has to. Well, mate, we didn't say anything for the first fucking first seven weeks of the year. So, yeah, we did. We bought in the rule. No, no. You've got a little bit of a leeway considering you have won the last few.
So... I'm going... I know he hasn't scored, but he's going to score this week. Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm going Kyla Iroh from the Sharks. $2.80. Hines is out. So, they're going to go left a lot more. They're versed on the Tigers. They're definitely weak on their right edge with Fatape. Fatape is not playing, isn't he? No, Alex Lobb is in. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, well, Alex Lobb's weak. I'm pretty sure Alex Lobb is. Alex Lobb's a winger. Fatape's the centre, guys.
Adam's always the other centre. What the fuck? What a fucking spray. You guys. Well, Alex Lobb is weak. Shout out, Alex Lobb. I know you're listening. You're not weak, brother. No, you're pumping. Just if you want, we can organize a run straight challenge. Anyway. A gently walk forward challenge. Here you got, lads, for your crucial. I'll chuck it in here. Oh, I just lost it. I just had it in my noggin. And I was going to bang it.
Broncos? It's got to be Bronx. Nah, I'm going fucking gags. Jacob Gaggo. Nice. Going gags. $1.89. How is AJ still $1.79? He hasn't scored in a year. Kyle, finish it up. I don't like this preparing voice. No, I reckon Manly's going to run right against Newcastle. Here we go. So I'm taking Tom to out. $2.20. Beautiful. $11.64, boys, for our crucial bet of the week. $11.64. Let's get one, guys. Let's get one. Let's get to it.
¶ The Big Bark
We've got to get one. Let's get to the big bark. That's how I've been this year on the big bark. I've only hit one. Yeah. Victor Radley. Is that it? Still only one. Should take him this week. He's sleeping still, bro. Yeah. Take him up a goodie basket to the hospital. Yeah.
¶ Vibing for Final Bets
Where are we going, boys? Where are you going? I want you to start us off. I want to feel your vibes. I really loved... I think he's... I loved who you just put on a single, so I don't want to do it anymore. I was going to go cooler, but I don't want to do it now because you got him. He's a good shout. He is. He is. He's nearly worth a sneaky double up. Oh, well, I've got one, so I'm going. Good, good. Get in here. Get in here. Come in time. So I think he's going to be a little pissed.
But he didn't make origin. He's going to have a couple of brandies before the game. No, no, angry pissed. You know, not drunk pissed. Well, maybe he might be. I don't know. I don't know what his pregame ritual is like. I'm taking Jaden Sewell any time. Jaden Sewell? Against the Bumcos.
Jaden? $3.60. Sewell. Sewell. Ah. Wow. Well, I know I shouldn't because it's Newcastle, but I'm doing it because he's paying a nice $3.05 and he's playing centre and he doesn't like passing the ball, but he loves a try. I'm going Dylan Lucas for $3. That's actually not a bad shout from you. Yeah, that's one of your better ones that you've thrown forward. I like that one. I don't mind that one at all. Where are we going to finish this off, Cody? I'm going... Finnair.
Sorry, who? Figue. I don't know. What team? Back row for the Tigers. Oh. Samuel Afainu. Afainu? Yeah. Beautiful. If only I knew. $56. Not boosted, boys. That's a bit small for us. Might be a good sign. What was that? No, it's about the same. Did you rip your chair? It's actually been average. I thought last week was massive. It was. Oh, okay. And then the one before that, which was... No, it was massive. Round 13 was $57.80.
No, but the one before that was massive. Yeah, $76. There was one big one there. Yeah, right. One of them was like $110. Round zero, so Vegas, was $364. What was that one? We had Roosters minus six and a half. Got up. $4, which is from Jake. Yeah, the one that got up. Thank you. I had Cam Murray at $6.75. Oh, Cam Murray's given us twice now. Cody had Spencer Lenu for $13.50. Off the bench, too. Yep. I'm a weapon. Yep. We went real big. So beautiful. Lucas in a sewer into a fire for 56 macaroos.
Yeah, we're on here, boys. Should boost it. They will be posted to our feed. I'm feeling that in my loins. Yeah, get on the feed, on Sportsbet, and yeah. But as usual, no matter who you're backing, who you're betting with, gamble responsibly. Set a deposit limit. What are you really gambling with? You lose more than you win. Yes, sir. We know all about it.
