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#10 Beer, Bets & Tips: Where is Jake??

May 07, 20251 hr 1 minEp. 98
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Episode description

Join the latest episode of Game Room Boulevard, where the crew embarks on a chaotic, laughter-filled journey in the absence of their leader, Jake. With Jake out busy preparing for Mother's Day, the team navigates through a whirlwind of tangents and hilarious banter, showcasing their camaraderie and witty exchanges.

Listeners are treated to an entertaining recap of last week's magic round results, with standout performances and notable moments highlighted. Amidst the laughter, the crew discusses player performances, unexpected game outcomes, and amusing anecdotes, keeping the energy high and the fun contagious.

The episode also delves into the upcoming matches and predictions, with the hosts sharing insights on team dynamics, key players, and betting odds. Expect spirited debates and humorous commentary as the crew dissect the week's NRL fixtures, providing both die-hard fans and casual listeners with a delightful listening experience.

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Intro / Opening

He laughed at me. Wow. Fucking hell.

Welcome to Mully Crick

I'm sitting here going, how are we going to start this? Because we can't start it the same way as him. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another Mully Crick episode in Game Room Boulevard. Jeez, Jake, your voice is sounding real deep today. Brother, I don't even know what we are doing right now. Oh, this is going to be a magical episode. We're going to go off on multiple tangents. Our fearless leader, Jake DeHuss, is not here with us.

Oh, fuck. Anyway, he's not here. He's working hard. You know, the flower boy, flower power, Powerpuff Girls. He's got a big day coming up in Mother's Day, the biggest day of the year. He's been flat out. Worked on Monday, Sunday. He's keeping us all afloat. So he's not here. So this could be an absolute debacle. Oh, yeah. But, yeah. We take the piss out of him, but he knows that he gets into it and he gets it done and we're just a couple of little followers.

Yeah, we just come along for the ride. You know, Mother Duck said one day and then we just come back. That's all we do. We just follow the big fella. Well, Cody, did you want to have a crack at doing something like he does with the results of last week? I don't know if I've got that many words in my vocabulary. Larry, I'll just roll out here and say something about fucking photosynthesis and that sounds really intelligent.

Well, those of you who listen to fucking bloke, their recent one, the guru lost a game of fucking something to one of the other boys on there and he had to try and get photosynthesis into their Monday episode. He had to say photosynthesis three times over the episode. Cause even I was like, why is this motherfucker saying photosynthesis so much? And then I was like, oh, if anyone had a known, it would have been just because he's making himself sound really smart.

But anyway, we'll get, we'll get into it. We'll see how we go. See if we can keep a fucking bumbling over our words and get through this. Surely we don't bumble as much as he does. I tell you what, we're off to a fucking flyer right now without the big fella. Oh, right. So if we just run over the results last week. I wasn't even meant to say, all right. We're just trying to fill words at this point. Oh man, I need a 500 word essay.

We've got the electrifying eels that have gone down to the statutory sharks.

Should actually get the job done there 28-18 well I suppose you know it was a magic round it was magic one of the biggest rounds on the calendar so it was fucking there's good things I'll just quickly give the refs a wrap except for the last game but it was a bit different, the magic round didn't even see the last game so all refs were great for me already kind of happy that we almost didn't go, well, that we didn't go because of the rain, but we probably wouldn't have felt it anyway.

It would have been that red hot. It would have just been fucking off with the fairies. Basically. So we've got the Sharks in the first game up against Eels. They get up 28-18. Easy peasy. Done and dusted. We're just going to roll through these quickly, get our results, and then we'll move on to next week. This week. That's the one. Yeah. Next round. We've got Kyle's fucking- That's good from you, Carter. Red Hot Roosters.

Kyle's Red Hot Roosters with a fucking good performance here over the fucking Dolph Hins, who'd been on a bit of a roll lately, 36-26. The old Knights decided they wanted to hit that first to 30 bet that Jake placed fucking eight weeks ago, and the Knights get up their 30-4 over a depleted Rabideaus. In the move on to the Saturday night, fucking what a ripper of a game this was. Told you this was going to be a ripsnorder of a game.

Mate, we knew it was going to be up there. No defense played at all, except for the last 15 minutes by the Warriors to hold on here. They get up 30 to 26 over the fast finishing Cowboys. And then we've got the big dogs pushing up into eighth place after this win. The old West Tigers getting up over the Dragoons, 34-28. The old fucking Dargons. The old Dargons. And then we push into Saturday. There was a few good games here. And we've got the, yeah, that's what I said.

And the, we'll edit that in pro stop. That's how this normally happens, isn't it? No, I won't. It gets edited? Yeah. We've got the fucking table topping Bulldogs doing a good job there of the Titans beating them 38-18. Miserable. Titans miserable. And then we've got the Panthers. Could be back. Could go on a bit of a run here. Beating the Broncos. Embarrassing the Broncos on their home court.

For a fucking magic round. You'd think that'd be the one team that would want to get up and fucking put on a show. You know what? For losing that, the Broncos should be exempt from next year's magic round. Oh, could you imagine? But they don't even get a home game there anyway. It fucks me off every time. I don't know how many times I've raised it, but... Yeah, Broncos... Actually, you know what? All the Queensland teams, sit them.

But like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. After that performance, the Queensland just don't get magic round. They just don't get rugby league. Origin? We won last year. Oh, okay. Yeah, one. Righto. Going to win this year too, bud. Unless they play Hudson Young. Ooh. So we've got the Panthers embarrassed the Broncos. Broncos were poor, very poor. 32-18. And then in the last game, which everyone knew it had potential, and it fucking showed out. OT and everything. Fucking chip and chase for the fucking, oh,

unreal. The Raiders push into second with a win over the Storm, 20-18. I'm pretty sure I fucking absolutely nailed the week because I said Storm Raiders is probably going to be number one game. Number two was going to be Warriors-Cowboys. Unreal. Mind you, all these games are pretty red hot. There was a lot of points, a lot of action. There was a lot of good games. And then just shout out Manly, just hanging around. Good performance. I wonder if some of them made a trip up.

Got out in the crowd, got amongst it, full sends. Just oliquardo in the crowd. No, if he gets anywhere close to the football, he likes to run on and join in. Yeah, that's true. In the biff-ups. In the biff-ups. So how'd we go on the... I'll tell you what. We won't talk about the bets because, let's be honest, we're a bit shit. Yeah, a little bit shit's being nice. Well, for the tips, this is... Carter had himself a week, so for him to miss this week is pretty unlucky because...

He had himself a week all round. Launched. I don't reckon there was anything that went wrong with him. We won indoor cricket on Saturday night. Us. Knights win. Us. He goes large and super coach. That's massive. Massive large. Then, to top it all off, he won the tips this week. He's fucking, what a week to miss. The boys in the chat of the Muttley crew were keen on to see how much he would fucking jerk himself off. And he hasn't even made an appearance.

Yeah, he's let the team down. You know, he's let the team down. He's made all your mothers proud by getting them flowers this Sunday coming. But he's let the boys down. But I'll tell you what, I'll just quickly run through. So he hit four try scorers this week. That's not bad for him. We did bag him out last week and he's had a red hot crack. Three of them were worth two points. Osh. So he hit the hammer. He's equaled my points of last week, just saying.

So he hit that. Well, actually, he scored more points in trial scorers than you did overall this week. Oh, what? You got two head-to-head. One on the line and three anytime trial scorers. Well, three points. Yeah, three anytime trial scorers. Holy fuck me. Two on the tics. You went eels, dolphins, rabbits, cowboys. So that's 0-4. Tigers was a hit. You went the. Oh, no, that's the spread. Hold on.

Sorry. You went Sharks, Draw for Roosters, Dolphins, Rabbitohs, Cowboys, Tigers, Titans, Broncos, Storm. Holy fuck. And then your three trial scorers was KL Hero, Herbie, and Purdue. Fuck me dead. Yeah. I didn't go any better in the... I almost got my Cowboys one because I had, was it Purdue, Nanai, and Cowboys 13 plus, so I almost got that one. I was just stiff there on the gun back. Carter had himself an absolute trot, so he hit hammer on the Friday night.

He then went Kalen Ponga in drink water, but then, this is a run, he hit Dylan Egan in the Dragons-Tigers game. Fucking hell. Then he hit Jacob Preston in the Bulldogs-Titans, and then Nathan Cleary in the Panthers-Broncos. Just lit it up. Holy fuck. I'm surprised I didn't hear more about that in the group chat, to be fair. No, he would have forgot what he picked. Some of the times when we're watching the game, he's like, oh, this is my same game. oh, we've got this, this, this, and this.

And I'll look it up and I'm like, none of it. It's not in your game, brother. Nah. Anyway, so Carter, I actually got the most head-to-head with five. Then Jake with four. Cody, you got two. I also hit five lines. Jake hit three. Cody, you hit one. So the lines man is gone last week. Yeah, but all the ones last week were like fucking point, point and a half, weren't they? I'm pretty sure last week was a really, really tight one. Yeah,

basically. But, yeah, I still shit the bed a little bit. I might have given up my lead here. So, overall, Jake topped out the week with 14. I got 13, and Cody, you got 6. That's poor. That is. 6 overall. So, Jake stays in third. Even though he had a great week, he's just shortened that gap. Jake's in third on 96. Oh, he's up in the 90s. Yeah. And then, Cody, you've dropped to second on 109. So, you're 13 ahead of Carter. And then I've just gone over in first to 112.

So I'm three ahead. He's taking a three-point lead, five-point swing or whatever the fuck. So Carter and I are tied for head-to-head points, tips. So 38 apiece. You're on 36, Cody. On the line is where you've got us. So you're still on 40. I'm on 33. Jake's 32. Anytime trial scores is where I make up that ground. 41 for me, 33 for you, 26 for Jake. Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. And then just quickly on the bets, I won't go through our same gamers.

Yeah, just give us the crucial and the big bar. We did get close on one same gamer outside of yours, Cody. That was mine on the Bulldogs, the old Bulldogs Titans. I had Jerry Crichton or Carrazzas score on the first half. Carrazzas scored first try. Into Connor Tracy any time who scored. And then Montoya first half. Didn't score at all. He didn't even look like scoring. No, any time they went left, they went to shit. Yeah.

And then we had our worst ever week on the Crucials. None of us hit. Not a single. That's meant to be a lock in. Yeah. I'm fucking filthy at myself because I changed it last minute from Connor Tracy to, excuse me, Jai Gray, because Connor Tracy had scored like the last six times against the Titans. Yeah, fair. But I was like, Jai Gray against the Knights. Lock. And then, yeah, big bark. Big bark, no good. So not even close onwards and upwards for another week.

Well, we might have to fucking change our strategy. Strategy, mate. I've tried this week. I've tried. Technology. Technology. All right. Now, where are we going? Now, the big rig's not here. So, and he hasn't sent through his tips or his bets. So this is going to be a bit of a stagnant one. Yeah, it'll be a bit fucking. I'll have to get, we'll get his tips a bit later. Be a bit left field. For his same game, you'll just have to fucking jump on the feed.

Yeah. And have a bit of a look-see there, see what he's done. So the first game up is the Eels and Dolphins on Thursday night. Currently, as it stands, the Eels are the favourites by one and a half points. Yeah, nice and close. It is a close one. I actually agree with about all of those odds. Cody? Where are you going with this game? What are your thoughts? I reckon it could be, this one has potential to be a decent game.

Like if the Eels had a bit of form here and we've got the Dolphins, a bit of a lull, but they're up and they're down. I took them last week and they fucking let me down. Yeah, but let's be real. The Eels are not the Roosters. The Roosters are a quality outfit. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, to be fucking fair. To be fair. You lost your fucking week before's fucking best player by a country mile in the first six minutes.

And you still fucking got the job done. Yeah, but we replaced him with Connor Watson, which is a pretty fucking decent replacement. He might get fucking New South Wales fucking up. He'll be the number 14 for sure. I still just don't understand what the Knights did to him when he went to Newcastle. Fucking nothing. Because he looked shit when he was in Newy, old Connor Watson. Hey, some people can't handle it. Look at Dom Young.

He might end up fucking back there. Best news of the week. Immediately. When I say he's open to talk to people immediately, I was like, holy shit. It's only taking you how long to realize he can't play footy? And B Smith. So I think he might be on an immediate release of the fucking Rabbit O's. Bunnies, yeah. In the works. So the recruitment. I think Manu's coming back. The recruitment team recently, I think they just fucking finally admitted they fucked those two ones up a little bit. Yeah.

After getting rid of him. Like, I understand them play for B Smith because he's a talent, but he just didn't really fit. I should have had him as a running ball forward. Off the bench. He's a perfect 14. Play him at lock. He's a fucking weapon. But anyway. That's what I mean. Front row. Just get him in there. He's a dog. Anyway, so back to what we were fucking meant to be getting into. Yep.

Look, I'm going to fucking, because I've got him in super coach and then fucking old Jaden Campbell's come back and I swapped Jaden Campbell to fucking Mitch Moses and now Jaden Campbell's fucking somehow come back. It's way early. I need Moses to fucking justify his selection. So I need the roosters, fucking, I need the eels to have a fucking red hot chop here and get the fucking W and for Moses to have a fucking red hot crack. So I'm going eels, eels, fuck it. Moses. I already wrote it in.

I already wrote it in. I was like, surely. He's just been going on about Moses. Yeah, I mean, just chirping him. And then I pick a Dolphin triscorer. Yeah. What about you, big dog? How are you splitting these ones? Mate, Dolphins don't travel well. So I'm just going to take the Eels and Eels to cover their one and a half points. And I took him last week and he didn't score. And surely he's not going to miss two weeks in a row for me. So, Will Penasini again.

Robert Toya carved up old Herbie last week. So, I'm not expecting Herbie to have back-to-back shit weeks, but Will Penasini is the same sort of style as Robert Toya and could fucking get around him. I like that. I like that. And given this is my same gamer. Sorry, Jake, what were your picks? Yeah. My same game this week. So I've gone, you'll probably see a bit of a pattern with my, I've got three games this week. So you'll probably see a bit of a pattern with them.

I've taken the Eels with a plus six and a half. Ooh. To cover, because I'm pretty confident they're going to win, but I just want that little extra buffer. Just a little bit extra. Just to convert a try into Will Penasini. Well, he's doing it again. Well, well, well, Penasini. How their tables turn. Turntables. Fuck. You can't even fuck up the same. Fucking photosynthesis. Will Panassini, anytime, and Jack Bostock, anytime. Ooh. $7.75 for that. I love that.

Brother, we've fucking, wait till you see mine. I mean, technically you have, but that's not how this works. Yeah, but they haven't heard it. Yeah, we want to keep it fucking, they haven't fucking heard it. fully loaded. Loaded. Loaded. What about the next game here, mate? Fucking Friday night. Yeah, nights. Donald Gomes Stadium. Fucking Knights, Titans. I tell you what, if this was a night earlier, pardon the pun, give me the Titans, but... On a Friday night? But it's Thursday.

It's not a Thursday, is what I'm saying. If it was Thursday, I could take the Titans. I can't believe that there's more than a dollar between these two. I mean, Knights only had that one good game. And I mean, the Titans, but... Yeah, but you honestly can't trust the Titans as far as you could throw them, really. Well, same as the Knights. They do get Jaden Campbell back, which is a massive in for them, but... Because these guys have already worked with each other.

Titans got the job done. Knights scored what? Six points. Wait. This was the game that started their shit running attack. Yeah. So, like... Maybe they'll be out for some revenge. Look, I've got Knights Knights. Knights. I've just taken the Knights with the five-and-a-half start. And you've got to go him. It's his 100th game at McDonnell Jones Stadium. So that's a little bit of an extra incentive there for the Knights, I feel, to fucking rip in.

Because they stood up for his, was it 150th as a Knight last week? Or 300 as a Knight? I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, Dane Gay Guy. I was like, you haven't let the cat out of the bag yet? I thought you knew who I was talking about. I don't. Your ooh sounded like you knew. No. Just 100 games. I'm just trying to be involved. Oh, right.

Yeah, so I'm taking Dan Gagai, and I can't remember how many games he was celebrating as a night last week, but this will be his 100th game at McDonnell Jones Stadium. So another milestone for the gags. For the gags? Yeah. A gags milestone. I don't have many of them. I'm telling you, there's not much. Is that it? I'll gag you. No, you won't. I've seen it. I'll be able to clearly say to you, is it in yet? Choking hazard. I'll worry about you, bud. Where are you heading?

Well, for I, for me, the Titans. No, it's for more. They just, they just, they just. They just, and I know they get Jaden Campbell back, but I just, I've got to take the Knights. I have to. Unfortunately, I don't want to, but I don't want to get stung again. Oh, actually, Jake just sent me through his tip for this. He's tipping the Titans. Yeah, he's off them. He goes, that's it. Knights have scored their 30 points for the next fucking five rounds.

Well, the last time, yeah, well, the last time they scored 30, they didn't fucking, well, did they even score 30 before they went on that run? Shit run of attack?

I have no idea. Can't be bothered looking. Who even? fucking cares to be honest with you i don't even think he would those three consecutive sundays ending his weekend with a loss and then he comes and then hey it that's what shapes a man and he turns it around look at the weekend he just had hey through adversity he's like a phoenix and he's not here to celebrate it the old ginger he's a phoenix fucking coming through from the ashes,

rises out of the ash so i'm going look and unfortunately we've fucking we've we've jagged the same year but i wasn't going him for the reasons you have i'm going yours for the reasons of last week the bulldog scored all of their tries down the left hand defensive side of the titans, basically every single fucking one of them so i've gone fucking gag eye so i'm knights knights gag eye as well fucking hell follow me in boys absolutely and then to fucking

double triple down on that with my same game multi and i've changed it up a little bit here because i've been having an absolute fucking shocker well you you haven't hit one yet no not even close. Oh, you got close last... You used to fucking chirping from your fucking penthouse over there at one apiece. Well, in all fairness, I have hit one, but it was the very first game of the season, so it's almost like I haven't hit one. Beginner's luck. Yeah. That doesn't even count. That was Vegas.

Vegas, baby. Can we play all the games in Vegas? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So, unfortunately, you're nil with me. So, for my any time, or any time, my fucking same gamer, I've also gone Dane Gay Guy for that time of the fucking... If the Titans fucking defense keeps this up, it's a sieve on that fucking left-hand side. Dane Gogo's going to have a field day. He's fucking big, strong. Weapon. And then I've gone to the other side in AKP.

I'm coffee, Pereira. And I'm just sticking with the two. I can't even get close to three. And last week, if I didn't take the fucking Cowboys 13+, I hit the two try scorers. I'm laughing. So this week, I'm going to change it up a little bit. I don't think Jake will be too impressed because the odds are going to be lower this week, obviously.

But I need to hit I just need to see that ball going through the fucking hoop you just, we had originally gone with this plan just to keep hitting or try and hit winners at least on the consistent while we were trying to figure out a fucking crucial and big bar because they only hit once every fucking blue moon.

But we've just jacked up the odds in our same gamers and we're fucking not hitting them either so well it's just at the back end of last year it was working I don't know what was going on it was fucking it was flowing yeah we're starting we're trying to get We're trying to get a little too... So I think we might have to fucking go back to the drawing board and critique it a little bit. Look, I'm sure Jake's got the two games here.

He's got the next one in the Rabbits-Bronks and the Cowboys-Panthers. I'm sure he'll even out our odds in those two games. Yeah, absolutely. He does like to go large when he's only got the two games of the week. So just to fucking reiterate, refresh, I've got Dan Gago and Arncoffy Pereira for fucking anytime try scores. Just the two of them, $4.75. Mate. We'll take anything. We need to win. Mate, if we stay around those odds and we hit two or three of those a week, make them money.

That's all I'm looking at. And then once I start getting confident, then I'll shoot back up in my 20s and 30s. With the odd 50. Yeah. Raise the bat some. Absolutely. All right. Second game on Friday night, Old Rabbits and the Donkeys. Broncos are the favorites in this game due to the Rabbitohs having 1,000 people out. But they do get Humphreys back, Latrell's back, and that's all that's coming to my mind at the moment. And have you seen the... Now, right.

I want to fucking just... For this game, I just want to bring something up that I don't know, you know, if there's some keen eyes out there have fucking noticed. The 18th man, Tertola. Mm-hmm. He was the captain last week. Huh? He was the captain last week. They were down to their fifth string captain. Old Tabita Tertola was their captain last week. And now they've dropped him. Well, you can't captain a side to a 30-8 loss against the Knights and expect to play next week. I mean, Fletch.

They had a Fletch and Heine. Great fame. Captain that fucking Rabideau's team to two spoons. Yeah, but obviously. But I don't agree. Obviously, Totola doesn't have the same personality as Fletch. But if you have a look at the team lineup, they've moved Jai Arrow and our mate fucking Kolo Matangi into the front row. I've just seen that, yeah. Arrow and Kolo Matangi in the front row with Aitken and Duncan as the back rowers and Lockie Hubner locking the scrum. Yeah.

And Savila Havili. Havili, Havili, Vili. At hooker. Yeah, they've just completely sort of... Yeah, right. Gone rogue. Nah, see. Gone to a smaller, more mobile pack. I don't know how well that's going to work against... Payne Haas and Paddy Carrigan and Xavier Willis.

I don't know how well that's going to go with one of the biggest packs in the NRL, considering that everyone thought that the mobile, given it was wet, that the mobile pack of the Bulldogs being smaller and more mobile would do a job, and we've seen what happened there. But it'll be interesting to see. I just thought I'd throw that out there, that you're captain one week. 18th man, the next. A week's a long time in rugby league, mate.

Isn't it just? Look, given that Bud Sullivan's still in their halves, I can't take the Rabbits. I'm sorry, but. I thought they were going to run an inexperienced halves pairing of fucking Joy Gray and Humphreys. Oh, man. I'd still take Joy Gray at 5'8 over Bud Sullivan. That's what I thought they were going to do. I fully believe that, oh, Jaden Sullivan's position's probably a 14 and fill in where needed.

Or just if you need a little bit of a spark or something to happen at late in the game, he's got the speed and he can break a game open from there. But as a starting and half, he's no good. It's that I'm here if you need me, coach, and if you put me on, I'll fucking have a red-hot crack. Yeah. But if you go to him early and say, you're it, you're the guy, I need you from start to finish. Win us this game.

Yeah. I think you can fucking hear those fucking knees rattling as he's fucking shaking in his boots. So this just tells me that Wayne Bennett does not rate Lewis Dodd one bit. Oh, well, he didn't make that signing, so I feel like he's just showing the board. No, no, no. Shithouse. I'll play Bud Sullivan instead, thanks. I mean, you could have tried Lewis Dodd in hooker. There's a lot of halves that transition and make good hookers, like Benny Hunt. I mean, Ben Hunt started as a hooker.

Well, I think that's generally the transition because that's how, like, a couple of the Roosters, like, I only notice it from a Roosters perspective because I don't really look at the other teams, but, like, Sandon Smith was coming off the bench as a hooker role. They did the same with, yeah, just Sandon Smith, basically. Yeah, well done. No, that was a call. No, well, I thought, I was going to say Hugo Savala too, but I don't know if he actually came on through the hooker role.

I'll tell you what, that's a big fucking hooker. By the time that poor car bends down and picks the ball up the fucking throat of the front row, he's offside. But anyway, yeah. He's fucking running in on his knees. I'm going to edit that part out. No, no, you're going to leave that in, brother. Yeah, no, it's too much effort. Yeah, so which way are you going here? So I'm taking the Broncos head-to-head, but 10.5 points is too many for me.

But Magic's coming against South, so he'll probably want to fucking tear him up. And Wayne Bennett. I did have rabbits down here as the spread But I'm going to take the Broncos, I'm going Broncos, Broncos Sneaky try scorer Adam Reynolds Ooh, Guess he's old club you reckon Yep Fucking bit of this that Bit of a chip and chase Little sneaky sneaky He loves pulling him out every now and again, Well, see, you know what's really frustrating me at the moment is the Broncos

this year are starting to turn into... The Warriors? Yeah. And I'm worrying about it because I don't know how to pick it. Like, I mean, Penrith are fucking big dogs, but we should never have got beaten like that last week. Like, at least be competitive. At least be in it. Lose by a try. Lose on the fucking doobie. And obviously, they've still got demons because, did you see the old side-by-side of Leary's Leary's try, the same thing.

He'd probably fucking come off his left foot and went, you're joking, you fucking idiots. Still haven't learned. You've got it on tape. You've got it on tape. It is in your fucking, etched in every one of their minds. Clearly they didn't watch the tape properly. They didn't want to watch it. Clearly they didn't. But, yes, I just, this could be a fucking 20-point victory Broncos way.

Or Bennett with his fucking little fucking magic dust and his tiny little forward pack might actually fucking know what he's doing here. I reckon Savili Havili's bigger than Jai Arrow and he's playing hooker. Yeah. And yeah, whatever. That I reckon, we need to actually check the stats on that. Someone out there. It won't be us. On the weight of the forward pack. On the weight of that forward pack because there wouldn't be a wet rag between

fucking- So you're just on the front row? Hubner, Talis, Duncan, and fucking Ewan Aiken. So Havili's 100... This is not confirmed source. It's just Rugby League Live, the app. Havili's 106 kilos. Jai Arrow's 101. Keon Kulamatangi, 110. He looks a lot thinner than 110. I think that might be an old one. Yeah, that's an old one. Let me see if I go to the official NRL app. Oh, the official? Official. Because you'd have Paddy Carrigan, he'd be about 106. Clayton Huss would be about 112.

Xavier Willison would be about 112. So, yeah, NRL LAP's got Jairo at 101. Haveli at 106, if maybe I was right. Yep, yeah. Keon, 110. Yeah, right. That surely wouldn't be the fucking new U-Beaut fucking updated fucking. Paddy Carrigan, 106. I'm pretty sure that's what I fucking said. Billy Walters, 88. I mean, that fucking shit, Billy Walters. And Payne Haas, 117. Oh, Xavier Willison stands at a whopping zero centimetres and zero kilos.

Oh, fresh. Fucking whip it. That's how accurate the fucking NRL app is. Holy shit. What have we got Payne Huss at? Payne Huss at 117. I gave him 105. So, yeah, that, yeah. Anyway, try a score. Righto. Fucking Broncos, Broncos. After looking at all that. Broncos, Broncos. And you know what? Fuck it. I'll go back to me little man. I'll go back to Arthur's. Come on, little buddy. And this is Jake's same gamer, which we haven't got on us.

So we will just pause that and you'll have to get that one from the feed. We just got a message from him saying he's on his way. Oh, yes. But he's still going to be 40 minutes away. Yeah. There'll be some good traffic to it this time. Fucking off. Lovely. All right. Next game, Raiders and Dogs. This has the makings of an absolute rip snorter. First versus second. And it's played that way too in the books. Raiders are a favourites by one and a half points here.

And that would 100% be the home ground advantage. Yes. And the Dogs have lost Preston. They're still about Tupanua, Curran. They're short-handed. They do get Burton back. Like, Kira has now been back a few weeks. He's hitting some fucking good form. You know, they've still got kick out. They've still got a really good squad, really good team. And they're a team. They don't need those individual players. That's it. But the Raiders, favorites for the spoon. I picked them for the spoon.

And they are flying. 100% probably one of the best calls. I made the same last year, didn't I? Yeah. Nah, see, yeah, but I still think, like, That wasn't a terrible call from you because they actually still missed the eight. The call from you last year that stood out was Storm to miss the eight. That was fantastic. Yeah. Wow, fuck it. That'll be nearly as good as my fucking Raiders to come dead last. They're in second at the moment. Now, I'm just going to throw a little stat

out here. 16 positions wrong. I'm just going to throw a little stat out here for you. Here we go. I'm the stat man. So the Bulldogs have lost 18 of their last 19 matches against a top four ranked opponent. Holy shit. So, yeah. When versing a top four opponent or an opponent that's ranked in the top four, they've won one of their last nine times. What about if that team has only spent fucking two weeks in the top four in the last four years?

Look. I don't know. Didn't read that far into the stat. But purely for that reason. Fucking don't let Jake hear that one. Not even just for that reason. I think the Raiders are on a red hot tear. I think Jamal Fogarty's got something to prove too. Yeah. On his way out. But this is a bit of a... K.O. Weeks is fucking starting to hit a bit. Obviously, Huddy Young's fucking performing. Big Red, do we know if he's playing? Was he cat one, cat two?

I'm pretty sure he's named, but I'm not sure if it's confirmed if he's playing or not. Big Red's still named at the number eight. Then you've got fucking Tarpity, fucking Tamale out on the wings having a fucking Red Hot crack. They're just looking... Tico seemed to get back to a bit of form last week. Ethan Strange has had himself a bit of a season. He's just quietly going about his business. And, like, it could go either way here.

Because they've just played Storm. It was a big game. It went to overtime. You know, were they up too high? And now they might come down and have that little bit of a hangover this week. But I reckon the way that team is, the way they're built, the way they just fucking defy everyone's fucking expectations and just go, you know what? You think we're going to fucking fail?

We'll show you. And the way fucking Ricky Stewart gets in there, gets behind them, I reckon he'll fucking have them absolutely firing for this game. Fucking oath. I actually would prefer the Raiders if they were underdogs because then fucking Ricky would get him around. But I'm going. Yeah, they wouldn't know what they're doing here. They'd go, we're coming up against first place and we're fucking favourites. Raiders, Raiders for me into Stephen Croydon anytime.

He does love a try against the- Stephen Croydon. Because I feel like if the doggies were to get up, it would be Stephen Croydon that leaves that charge. I like that. I like that. Now, look. I'm going to go against you here. Ooh, spicy. And I'm just backing the fact that they're fucking number one on the table. They had a fucking blip a couple of weeks ago against the Broncos, but then have a look at fucking Broncos get fucking pumped by Panthers, so this fucking comp's all over the place.

I know they're misimpressed in that, but they'll have someone who just fucking step into his spot. They're going to be fucking, I reckon they're going to have a real good game here. They're going to go down there. I reckon it could get a little bit fiery.

Look out for uh old mahoney and uh apparently the newest little fucking bulldog out there in fucking starling who knew yeah this little bit of fucking mongrel in him he was an absolute terrier against the storm the other week he's you know shooting up off dropouts fucking putting shots on campbell gillard to make him lose the ball i think he's taking it personal and he's going you know what i deserve to be in this team i deserve to fucking be the number one dog in this Raiders pack and he's

just fucking playing above his weight. So I can't see the weight, see that little fucking niggle, see how it goes. Cause last week was interesting with the storm. It's just a little couple of hookers going at each other. Holy. Hooker-fy. Yeah. I wonder how much they'll pay. But I'm going to take the Bulldogs and the Bulldogs, obviously, because they're from behind. I was waiting for you to say Raiders. Cause you know, doggies, it's from behind, you know what I mean? Mm. And, uh. Tasty.

Try scoring. You know what? I'm fucking, I'm going to go kick out. He's been a little bit quiet the last couple of weeks. He started the season strong. He's had a couple, since he's come back from injury, he's been a little bit quiet. I reckon if there's ever a game, it's against Huddy Young. You know what I mean? Huddy Young's been fucking exploding at the moment. Fucking, I reckon he's going to go, nah, I'm him. I'm him. I'm him.

Well, on that, so I've got the same gamer here, and same sort of situation. I've just gone either team to win by 1 to 12, because I think it's going to be fucking real close. That's it. And? There's an and? No, just the way that you said that, I was like, fuck, we are struggling to hit if he's just going either team 1-12. Yeah, either team 1-12.

And then I remember I was going to bring it up a couple weeks ago when Jake had a dogs game and he stayed away from the left attacking edge against the dogs, so their right defensive edge was just Stephen Croydon. But I actually read a stat. I remember reading it that week where it was the dogs were actually leaking the points down the right, which is strange because it's Stephen Crodden's side. So I've gone Tamale on the left. I thought you would have gone strange because

it was strange. Missed it. So give me Tamale to score into- Yeah, all fucking hot Tamale. Stephen Crodden. I'm riding him. Oh, he loves it. He does. He loves it. He's scored the last, I had a look at it, and there's a reason why I've been raving a little bit of the critter. Bit of critter, he reckons. So, just a sneaky little one for you on the critter. He was almost a smoky for my crucial. That's how far I want him. So, in the last five games, he scored eight tries against the Raiders.

Oh, he fucking loves it. Loves a multi-try. Hey. Any of them while playing for the Bulldogs. I assume so. Doesn't tell me that, do you? But his last time he's played at home, which doesn't account for this one, was a double and a hat-trick. But a single every time he's played in Canberra. So there it is. Either team, 1-12. Tamale into Crichton anytime, $8.25. Love that. Red hot. All right. Jake is fucking crying on the way home. He's not having a great time.

He's not. If we were live streaming this into his car, the phone would be going off here. He'd be going 140 fucking mile an hour, trying to get home to save this fucking ref. All right. Middle game on Saturday night. The Dargens versus the Waz. The Wee Waz. The Waz have been sneaky. And they've not even been playing that good. I know. And it's the best ever start to a season. Even that year that they were fucking everyone up the Waz started.

It's even better than that. I think the next best was 2018. That wasn't even their premiership year. Well, not premiership year, but 2011 they made the grand final. Yeah. But, yeah, they're fucking just unreal. Flying under the radar a little bit. Sitting in third. The Raiders and the Warriors just fucking, what are you doing here? I don't know. I snuck in. Came in the back door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just fucking fell in. I didn't know what happened.

Yeah, look, I had a feeling. I do have a feeling that Dragons are going to get this done, but I'm not going to back it. I'm going Warriors, Warriors. Warriors are favorites by two and a half points. You really think the Dragons could do a bit of a... Pull a Melbourne Storm on them? I feel like... I think I still just sort of half expect the Warriors to be the Warriors of old. Oh, you've just got those demons. PTSD in the back of your head. But I'm not. I'm sticking with them.

I'm going Warriors, Warriors. But I tell you what, if I lost the TPR, I wouldn't be surprised is what I'm saying. I love that. So Warriors, Warriors, and you've got to have him. He's back. Oh, I'm changing mine. DWZ, baby. The Flying Mullet. You've got to have him. The Dragons love to concede a try down their left-hand side. Hey, I mean, fucking Charlie Staines did a number on Sloan. Is that the right side? Charlie Staines was on the left. Damn. No, wait, yeah.

DWZ will be right winger. Yeah. Running against the left-hand defense. Yeah, but Charlie Staines was on the left, running against the right. Oh, gotcha. Taruva was on the right. Yeah. That's bullshit, Dan. Whatever. Okay, whatever. He'll run all the way around. To be honest, I don't know about that. I don't know about that stat about Dragons conceding down the left. I just, I'm manifesting it. I'm just being good into existence, baby.

That has not been fact-checked. No, I love that. Well, for me, I'm going to be following you there for sure. I don't think the Dragons stand a chance. I'm happy. Hey, I'm happy for them to prove me wrong. I'm not up the fucking wires. A lot of teams have this year. But yeah, I'm going Warriors, Warriors. And you know what? No, I'm not fucking changing it. I'm on fucking DWZ. Are you not? On his fucking, I'm on him. On his fucking comeback game. You gotta fucking have him.

There's no other way. There's no other fucking question. There's no other way around it. You gotta have the fucking big cheese. You've gotta have him. And I've got the bloody same gamer for this one. And I'm sticking to the same fucking cookie-cutter fucking way of life this round. Another two-legger. Nice and simple. Double, triple, and down again, apparently. Seems how this works out. So we'll see what happens for the third game.

I've gone DWZ, DWZ, however you want to fucking say it, into a leka halosima. Ooh. Into leka halosima. So you'd think these odds would be a little bit higher. I'm thinking, you know. But they're still only $7, which is good. I love that. Mate, you just need to. Halasima, he's just got that little bit of something about him. He fucking played 80 minutes last week in a game where you probably don't want your rookies out there.

It was his first 80-minute performance. The coach is now backing him, and I reckon he's just going to grow another leg and go, fucking, all right, you fully backed me. Let's go. Is he on the left? I think he, I don't know. I think he's on the right. I'm not sure. because I think Capewell's left. Well, Capewell's now in the centers this week. He's normally left back row, though, isn't he not? That's what he was for the Broncos. I'm not sure what he was at the Warriors. Yeah, I've got no idea.

No, he would be left because Nia Cora is right. Yeah, so I've got- And Samuel Afan, who scored for the Tigers, down the left last week. So that's a good shot. Nia Cora has been pushed into the middle for Lekka Halasima. Well- So he must be on the right then. He's taken- Well, I don't know because Capewell's in the centers this week. Yeah. So- And Nia Cora's gone back to the edge. DWZ, Halosima, seven schmacks. Nice. Easy peasy. Lemon squeezy. Shut up.

The Games Begin

You're fucking stupid. Yeah, you're stupid, stupid. All right. Stupid na-na. Saturday night, the final game of Saturday night, Cowboys and Panthers. The Penny Panthers are only three and a half point favorites going up to North Queensland. I don't know how the 15th place team can be the favourite in this game. Especially on the road.

Fucking hell. This is joking. I feel like Cowboys are going to be one of these teams this year that... I think they've been like this the last couple of years where they'll have really great periods and then just shit periods. There's no real in-between because their defence is not great. So... Heavily reliant on their attack. If their attack isn't clicking, they're not winning.

And on that point, when the Cowboys beat the Panthers earlier on, the Panthers weren't defending like they did last week against the Broncos. So if they found their structure, if they found that defensive resolve that they built their fucking four premierships on again, the Cowboys are going to struggle to score points. And if they're not scoring points, they're not winning. They're not a 10-8 team. They are not a 10-8 team. No. So it'd be interesting to see what Panthers we get.

Cowboys will be taking confidence because they have. And I reckon this year it is going to be extra hard for the Panthers because it's, you know, everyone's sort of seen that little bit of a chink in the armor. They see that they're a bit vulnerable. You know, there's that blood coming down their cheek that they've never seen before. So everyone's going to be up. So you're telling me there's a chance. Basically.

And everyone's going to be fucking playing. So the Cowboys could have some confidence at home. But don't rule out the Panthers. Don't rule out the Panthers at all. Well, I'd like to know where you're going with this one, Codes. Fucking, who knows? Nah, look. Bo knows. Fuck all, really. I haven't seen him around these days. Where is he? What's he doing? A little radio show with Aaron Woods. Well done. Wait, no, he hosts the Amazing Race. Oh, the mediocre race? No, it's amazing.

Frank the Hutt. Look, you know what? Fuck it, I'm going to take the Cowboys. I'm going to back them in here. I'm going to back them in. Which means, on history, Panthers win. By the way, for those of you playing at home, I'm taking the Cowboys, so jump on the Panthers. Everything Panthers for you guys out there, but I'm on the Cowboys. Sweet. Because I took the Roosters. Panthers pumped. So I'm on the Cowboys. Who's your try scorer? Loud and proud.

You know what? He's been treating me well. I'm going to stay on the fucking Purdue train. Stay on the Purdue train. Purdue. And for those of you fucking following at home, I've fucking traded him out of my Supercoach team, so he is going large. Take him for archery. Gamble responsible. Look, mate, I knew you were going to take the Cowboys, So I've taken the Panthers and the Panthers to cover the three-and-a-half line because I was like, you know what? I've got no idea.

Panthers should win this, but Cody's taking the cows. They get Toto back. Now, I'm going a little sneaky here with my try scorer. They get their back and hooker back. They get Schneider back on the bench. There's a few good ends. I'm going a little cheeky here with my try scorer. Ooh. And that's why I wanted to get yours first, and Jake's not here. So, I have a feeling that they're going to put Jenkins into the center off the bench.

Straight away? You reckon they're going to late change? Before the game. So, I'm going to take Jenkins for three points off the bench, thanks. Does it count? Yep. Currently, while we're doing this, he's on the bench. That's three points. Oh, fuck. Mel. Loophole. Yeah. But. Loose hole. But in saying that, if I'm wrong and he's not a late change, well then, I've just sort of fucked myself. Oh, no. But technically. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll go, righto, I'll back you, fucking whatever.

Look, you can follow me if you want. No, but an hour out. He doesn't become a centre, no. He gets moved in the starting side. Yeah, but when I placed the tip, he was a benchy. Oh, fucking here we go. Yeah, no, fair shout, righto, loophole. It's like what the line is when we're betting here. You're just looping your captain, brother. You're just looping your captain. Mate, basically any time I see a back in the fucking bench, I'm just going to back them.

I hope he gets fucking dropped out of the team completely. Should have taken Dwight Gray earlier, too, actually. Damn. Bring him on. Anyway, this was Jake's same gamer, and he's not here, so he doesn't care. At this rate, depending on how long we fucking drag this out for, the big fella could be here at the end, and good luck. Yeah, it's going to be a scene. Oh, he's going to come in crying or something. All right. Sunday afternoon. Couple of fucking good games are fully here.

Starts off with the Storm vs. Tigers. Now, for me, the Storm here are 14.5 point favourites. Which is a little, I don't get that. That's a bit disrespectful. Yeah. Like, I understand that the bookies will have all their algorithms and all that sort of stuff, but the Tigers aren't the team they were over the last, like, even five years, right? Storm look fucking average without Harry Grant. Oh, yeah. In all honesty. Oh, yeah. They can't score any points.

No. They're averaging near on 30, and now what? They can barely get fucking two or three tries. Yeah. So... And just keep it close, and they'll blow the lead late. And the Tigers, their defense is there. They're top five, top four defense this year. They just struggle in attack from here to there every now and then. But look, 14.5 points is too many for my liking. But you can't say no to the Storm who have just lost the game. They don't lose many back-to-back.

Oh, yeah. You're actually right. Nah, fuck. I might have to fucking flip. I was nearly just going to fucking go straight on the Tigers. When I opened them up, when I opened up the bookie and it was fucking Tigers were $5.10 head-to-head, I think that's a sneaky shout. Just, that is a lot of value. I think the Tigers could sneak away with a dub. And they've shown they can win those close games.

Yeah, they're not afraid to get into the grind, which is not something the Tigers have done over the past couple of years. And, you know, fucking, they're still trying to find their feet. They're coming together. The dream is there. The Storm do average fucking, what is it, 38 points after a loss. But in saying that, we rode that wave after their last loss against Souths.

So they had that loss and they had that game against Souths and we thought they were going to fucking pump them and they beat them. But fuck, they struggled to put him away and that was without Harry Grant. So I have a feeling it's going to be a little bit of a similar situation here. I could say all of this and then they fucking win by 50. I feel like we're going the same way then. Storm Tigers? Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly how I've gone. Storm Tigers.

I was going to just take the Tigers outright, but that stat of the fucking storm after a loss. I'll tell you what though. If it's not broke, don't fix it. $5.10 is not a bad shout. I might have a sneaky little play on that. $5.10 is a fucking great shout. For the Tigers, I know it's in Melbourne, but who's your trial scorer? Yeah.

What i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna jump on him a little fucking a little far longer old sewer, he's fucking he's special he's finally made his way back into the team through via the wing spot i don't know how long that's gonna last with warbrick who will just come straight back into that spot once he's fitting and ready readily available but man he's fucking really making a fist of it at the moment far longer while he's got his chance he's been waiting

on the pine a little bit longer than some people probably expected. He's been missing out on that bench spot to Wishart. So I reckon he'll fucking, he'll rip and tear again. Well, mate, you're probably going to have a fucking, because my try scorer is Nick Meaney. Last two times at Melbourne against the Tigers, he has scored a try. In that fucking god-awful headgear that he's wearing. Yeah. So I've got Nick Meaney any time, and I've paired him up with Sewell Farlongo any time. Oh.

And just for a little bit of insurance, I've taken the Tigers with a plus 18 and a half. Holy. So Tigers plus 18 and a half. So far, long ago, anytime. Nick Meany, anytime. $9.50. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Value at its finest. The most. How much, honestly, how much does the Tigers plus 18 and a half change the odds on that? It's about $1.56. It's 18 and a half. Because the line's 14 and a half, so it's only an extra four points. Just a little bit of extra fucking cheese on top. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah, fair enough. Friday, Roland. Don't have to fucking yell at me. A three. You don't want to see me go to fucking five. Right. Grab your shit. We're going to my... Right, oh, last game. Fucking we made it. We got there. The last game. This is going to be a fucking... Look at us, eh? Eh? Look at us. Who'd have thought? This is going to be a fucking rip snorter. Old fucking... At the Four Pines. At fucking Eagles home. Two of the... what Jake would call the fucking flat track bullies.

Fucking two of them, fucking red hot, rearing. Fucking, you got Turbo back. You got fucking Eero back. The fucking boys hitting form. The Dalliem fucking fullback of the year. If you were coming to this game and said the Dalliem fullback of the year and leading the Dalliem's at the moment, you'd be straight away going, fuck, has Turbo been playing that good? Well, Turbo's been playing the whole season. It's fucking William Kennedy. I know.

He's having a fucking red hot crack. It seems that fucking Hines and Trindle have started to work out their little bromance there, and it's starting to click a little bit more. And fucking Manly, when they have turbo, it's just a fucking little bit extra. Old Jakey Jabojevich is back playing up front in the front row, so he'll have a good fucking 17 minutes there, just like his Origin fucking games last year. Hey, come on now. A little bit of fucking whoosie sheosie.

So, yeah, how are we fucking seeing this one, Kyle? Mate, they only played a few weeks ago. Four weeks ago, to be exact. How many fucking double-ups have been this early in the season? This is actually ridiculous. The Sharkies were obviously the home team, and they got that done by six points. They won 24-18. Sea Eagles just grow an extra leg at four points. So in all honesty, the Sharkies didn't look overly convincing against the Eels last week. I know they beat them by 10.

They went down to the Tigers a week before in overtime, and they beat the Knights, but, you know, Knights aren't that great. So, and to boot, Manly are coming off a bye and playing the last game of the round, so they've had an extra long bye, right? So give me Sea Eagles, Sea Eagles, and Tommy Turbo. What's the line on this one, big fella? It's two and a half points. Two and a half points. I wonder if I can pull one of my fucking...

You know what I mean? A little bit of a fucking schwifty. Oh, the old sea eagles to win, sharkies to cover by two and a half, so sea eagles win by two or less. Yeah. Is that what you feel? Yeah. Yeah? Right. Yeah. Yep. I'm going to go fucking sea eagles, sharkies. Is that right? Yep. Yeah. I'm going to go sea eagles, sharkies, and just fucking double, triple on, fucking down. He's back in the team. He just keeps scoring.

Last year, he was doing everything, but this year, he's just fucking finally found that tricep. Can't stop him. Can't stop him. Carl Iroh. Kael Iroh. Kael Iroh. He's crossing the fucking stripe. And that rolls into Musema, another two-legger, just keeping it nice and simple for the boys, the ladies, the gentleman at home, and I've fucking tied him in with Tolal Kola, who's been fucking having a rip and a snort on that left-hand side for the manly.

So I've gone both left-hand centers here just to fucking get it right. See what I did there? A little bit of left or right. Yeah, so Kyle Eero into Kola anytime, $6.75. So just keeping it there, keeping it low, keeping it around that fun mark. Boy, I better fucking hit him. I was actually going to say, I was going to bring it up after your second one, but I'll bring it up now. If you go, let's just go hypothetical here and you hit 0 of 6, what are you going to do next week? I'll probably quit.

I might fucking voice memo my fucking resignation after the last fucking leg of my fucking last game doesn't get up. And you and Jake can do this motherfucker on Monday by yourselves.

Final Game Preview

I'm fucking out of 5,000, my friend. No worries. Yeah, that's red hot, actually. Oh, yeah, I don't know. And then, look, just as a little bit of fucking, now that we're fucking, after the last game, obviously we might get fucking Jake's results later on. We'll see what happens.

I just thought, because I've only done two legs per, I thought I'd just fucking tuck them all in and just see what we get all up for the six legs of what I've done here, just as a little, just a little bit of something, something. Because at the end of the day, I do love seeing a nice high number there. And you know, you see those three little ones, you got to go one big one. You know what I mean? Yeah. Can I have a guess? A guess at the number? Yeah. Yeah, go on.

So this is Kula, Eero, Wataniza Lesniak, Halasima, Gagai, Khan Pereira. I reckon about $130. Higher. $150. Higher. Fucking what? $224.43. Yeah, right then. Okay. Apparently that's what 6.75, 7 and 4.75. That's what I was trying to work it out of. Yeah. Because I was like 4.75 by 7 is about 25 times by 6, 7. 7.5 is 35, my friend. 7.4s. 28. Yeah. Plus change. Yeah. 32. Buy six. Oh, there's 180, 200. Yeah, that makes sense. I forgot to carry the one.

Yeah, so 22443 with the decimal between the fours. Yeah, tidy. Just throw a dollar on it. Fuck it. Gamble responsibly. That's why I said put a dollar on it. Got to put a fucking purple on it. Yeah, we've got to sound responsible. Yeah. Fiver. Yeah. It's worth a $5 slap. It's worth a fucking $5 fucking crack. Anyway. What is you fucking playing at home? No crucial and big buck. Fuck, that will be posted on our feed once we get the results and tips from Jake.

Depending on how the big fella feels. So we might even throw it up on fucking Instagram. Who knows? Yeah, we might even do it. If any of you actually pay attention to that. Yeah, we'll see how we go. But yeah, from there. Oh, do you want to, did you have yours? Did you want to actually say yours and I'll say mine just so we've got that on record or nah, do you want to worry about it? Sorry, what did you just... I mumbled. I was channeling my inner Jake. I was channeling my inner Jake.

No, look, I actually just fucking don't. Don't? Okay, dumb. If I'm leaning anywhere, I'm fucking... The way you were talking about him... Actually, yes. The right center of the Knights. The way you were talking him up in his milestone game, after a milestone game, going up against the fucking Titans defense that leaked fucking, what, five tries down there left-hand side? I'll be leaning towards Gagai for me fucking crucial.

The old Crucial, and I reckon fucking Lekahalasema for my fucking big buck. Not a bad shout, that. Just a little fucking sneaky, sneaky. Yeah, mine was, I was leaning towards the Tigers to cover the line on the Crucial, 14.5 points. Ooh. Yeah, that's where I was heading for that one. That's a little bit fucking, that's a Kyle bet if I've ever seen one.

And then my big buck. Now, here's some value here. I didn't see him until after I put the same gamer on, which kind of pissed me off a little bit because it was fucking red-hot value. Jermaine Azarco paying $3.35 to score against the Parramatta Eels. What? Yeah. Now, they must know something that I don't. $3.35. $3.35 for Jermaine Azarco to score against Parramatta. Well, he is coming up against the defensive juggernaut of Adokar.

So, I don't know about you, but I'll probably be having a bit of a play on that just as a single, I think. What's he paying for like 12 plus points? Because he'll be, as the goal kicker, he should be in the point scoring market. It would likely go down to him versus Moses, I would say. They normally only pick one or two per team. $2.95 for 12 plus. 12 plus. For 14, $4.40. Any time, to score any time and score more than 12 points, You're up there about 15 schmackos.

No? They must have had, oh, okay. They must have had the odds wrong earlier. Oh, you didn't get on it early enough. Nah, it's now down to $2.12. Spewing. Yeah. You should have been on that straight away. Yeah. I was like, fuck. Well, all right. I'll rescind that, Big Bark. I'll have to rethink about that. Where are you going, Kyle? Cut the stream. Cut the stream. I mean.

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