#1 Beers, Bets & Tips: NRL Round 1

You laughed at me. Wow. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to an episode of the Motley Crue, and we are here on a beautiful, windy afternoon. Well, it's going to start getting windy. Oh, damn. And I'm here with Kyle and Cody. How are we doing this lovely afternoon, boys? Wait. Hold up. No, yeah, no. Really good. Yeah, just so I can cut that one out, Kyle. How are you going? Wait. Don't tell me. Yeah, because I need a crack of brewski. Fucking red hot couture, mate. And in the times of tropical storms, I'm having a 4X tropical.

Doesn't taste that great. 4X anything would just be disgusting. It's definitely better than a 4X gold. A 4X me. Did you say 4X me? No, I said a 4X midi, which is a 4X gold. A 4X you would be disgusting if we're fucking getting down in the nitty gritty. Anyway, we're here. Yeah, Fat Albert is here, and we're here to talk a rabbit league. And we are still on. Who's Fat Albert? We're still here for round one. And the good old powers that be, they've moved all the games from Queensland.

They're all somewhere else, so they're all on. And now we've got, well, some of us out there have got a full day weekend now just to watch football, drink some brewskis, and do whatever else we have to do. Hopefully not have to, you know, cut trees down, hold solar panels to the roof. Hopefully you don't have to fucking cut trees up once they've fallen down. Yes.

But let's talk more fun things and let's talk some rugby league. And we're here to talk some tips and slips and bets and teps and that's about it. Jesus Christ. And that is it and that is only it. The truth, nothing but. I don't do if, buts and maybes. So we're going to get ripped into the first game of the, well, third game of the round, but the first game of the weekend.

And I was going to say, it feels so much more when we've got to do all our extra little add-ons to our tips with more games than just two. Yeah, I know. I was looking at it, I was like, fuck, I thought I was ready to go. Yeah. Can we just have two games every week? Boring. Imagine two games of the football weekend. That. Anyway, we're starting off with the, we've got the showdown of the mutts variety.

We've got Kyle's Sombrero Sydney Roosters up against Cody's Brisbane Ponies. The backing Broncos. How are we seeing it, boys? What was it with the pause there? I was like, shit, was I meant to follow up? Yeah, mate. I'm a little nervous. You are at home. You're at Arlion's. I think that helps. We are at home. That might help us a little bit. I'm just going to start right at the gate. I've tipped the Bumcos. Oh. I'm tipping the Bumcos. Are you tipping the Broncos with the line?

No, I'm not. I'm taking the Roosters with the line. Oh. That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah. As I started saying, I was like, fuck. So I'm taking the Broncos heads ahead, but I reckon the Roosters will cover the seven and a half. I don't think you reckon that. I think you're just hoping. Possibly a little bit. Seven and a half is a bit more than I thought it was going to be, to be fair. No, that's a bit less than what I think. That's less than what I thought.

I like that. I'm going. Yeah, but first game of the yearsies. Broncos look red hot. Roosters look red shit. Yeah, look. Red shit. I'm going Broncos and Broncos to clear the line. Eight plus. Can I get to my trial scorer? Or are we just rolling with whatever? Oh, I was jumping in because I feel like you were wrong. So I just went with it. I know we'll jump back to trial scorer. Old mate gets two tips right last week, and oh, fuckies. And my rebuttal was very good.

Yeah, your butt is not good. It was good, and now you guys wrecked it like usual. Yeah, anyway. Got right, though. Cut the stream. No, I'm going Walshie any time. He seems to cross the line every time against us, so I'm taking Walshie for one point. Ooh. Did forget that little Kerbal. I was actually going to chuck out a little thing for you, boys. If they score, do you get a point for every time they score? No.

No. So, like, if AFB had scored two last week, did I get six points? No. Oh, okay. Fuck no. What are we doing here? Just wanted to throw out a little thing. All right. No worries. Just wanted to check. Cool. So, yeah. Broncos head-to-head, Roosters with the spread, and Walsh any time for me. Though I am very concerned that it could be an absolute drubbing. And Jake? I don't know. I'm going to go Ben Hunt. Ben Hunt, back on his Broncos team,

back with the Brisbane jersey. I think he's in for a big game. And for that extra point, two points. I like Ben Hunt. Extra two points? No, just extra point of two points. Quick English. Damn, he's just adding words to his fucking essay now. I was going to say, way to make it nice and clear for our couple of listeners. Hey, if we know Jake for anything, it's making sure that he's well understood. Yeah. We're probably not going to see Benny Wenzel on Saturday, so you've got to make

it nice and clear for him on the radio, mate. Shout out Benny Wenzel, stepbrothers number one. Dale Doback, fuck the Broncos. You must call me Dragon. What have you got, Jake? So he went to Broncos, Broncos. I'm following him with the Broncos, Broncos. And my try scorer, just for me, his little one point is Jesse Arthurs. So Broncos, Broncos to cover. And Jesse Arthurs, any time, my friend. He's going to have a big year. And I was lucky to land this game as my same game multi.

So I've loaded up a quick little three-legged same-game multi just to get a little hit. And I have got one of Kyle. I've got Kyle's boy in my tip. I've got Reece Walsh any time. I was going to say, if you're taking Sandon Smith, brother, that's probably not a... Sandon Smith's my boy. Walsh isn't my boy. He is this game. Well, I don't need him to fire. I've got him in my classic and draft. Now I want to swap. But yeah, I've got Reece Walsh. And like I said,

I really like that line of Brisbane for seven and a half. I've jumped on that. And then I think, I don't know, I just wanted a little bit extra there. So I've gone up Roos' tri-scorer. I've tossed up a couple, tossed up a couple. I probably should change it now because now I'm tossing it up. And it's only, oh, yeah, nah. I'm just going to go it anyway. I'm going to go Marky Mark because I can't say his last name.

I'm jumping on him. Marky Wikisaka Wakase. I don't know. Yeah, look, I will forgive you if you stuff up his last name on this one because I don't know if I can. I'm surprised you can't just say it perfectly since he's white. He's not white it's pretty dark but yes I've got Mark Marky Mark Marky Mark Marky Mark, So I got Reece Walsh, Brisbane Rockers line, Marky Mark for a nice little $10.75. Marky Mark and the Sombrero Bunch.

So you're beautiful. That's not bad from you. Thanks, mate. I like that. I had that as a full leger with Cobb Owen. No, good. Well done. No, I love it. I love what you've done there. Nice. Do you think I should have went? It doesn't matter anyway. I should change it. Hey, fuck. No, you're good. Because only 25 cents difference for the boy.

Next game, we're going to the game of the round, baby. Game of the round. I haven't missed this part. Oh, Jesus. We've got the new-looking, new revamps, West Tigers up against- What's new? Fucking seven of their players, bro. They've got like seven different players. One. Plus one. Plus two. Plus three. Plus four. That's more than seven. Yes, if you plus the plus, like I did the one plus one before. Anyway, they're up against the mighty Newcastle Knights here.

I thought he's kept up all their halves bearings. The mighty Newcastle Knights here to show the team what we're about this year. And our team list is fucking lovely. Like I wanted. Like I wanted. I didn't think you wanted it. How do you feel you're going to get pumped by the spoons? I didn't think you wanted Cogarish after. I did. No, I don't. But I'm happy with it. It's really nice. I just want to, I like it. Are you happy with it or are you

just accepting it? I'm accepting, but I'm very happy about everything else. I heard what they're going to do. Frizzell starting 13, two good fucking bench. I heard what they're going to do with Cogger is apparently in defense, Cogger's going to defend in the line, but then in attack, Cogger's going to drop the fullback. And yeah, Pongger's going to go up there and play that first receiver role. Oh, right up. He bought every word.

He's just become numb to our chat about Knights now. Yeah. Anyway, I'm not a fake fan like old mate Kyle over there. I've got Newcastle to win. He's not a fan of the Knights at all. Newcastle win. Newcastle win. He doesn't fake that. Newcastle with the line. They're going to cover. And I've got to do it. Callum Ponga's going to score. I don't even know. But Callum Ponga's going to score. Because he's my captain. I'm a super coach. Captain of my draft.

Losing my captain. First round pick. And it's Ponga. And he's up. First game. So the line. Two and a half. Two and a half points is said line. So he's Knights with the line. Or the cover. He's Knights, Knights and Ponga. Yeah. Easy. Knights, Knights, and Ponga. Mm-hmm. I'm going complete opposite to him. Oh. I'm going Tigers. So, which means you take the Tigers. Yeah. Tigers from behind. With, I reckon, Lockie Galvin's going to fucking slip through.

Lockie Galvin. For two points. Yes, sir-y. Look. Oh. What's your problem? I just forgot the points thing. So now I'm like, mate, I shouldn't just go pong and go for that extra points because I know someone else is going to score, but it's all right. How did you forget it? You literally took Ben Hunt for an extra point. Yeah, I already forgot. Just in the... Oh, jeez. Hey, there's six games though. You want to make sure you're scoring points.

If you try and go for that a couple extra and you don't get any, then you can fall behind. We saw just on the two games last week. I'm tied first, just on try scorers. Yeah, just fuck up all of your tips. Let's see how long Kyle can go without hitting a tip. No, no, no, because as I was going to say before we started this, I've decided that this year, whatever I tip here in the Marley crew is what I'm doing for ESPN. I'm not changing. Oh, yeah, so we don't have to listen to your bullshit every

week. I'm going to jump in now quickly. Okay. Good old, let's do a podcast. Let's talk about football all the time. I forgot to get my tips in for the first game last week. Yeah, I did see that. And I tip the Raiders and now it's bullshit because fucking bullshit. I was going to say, I was laughing at that when I saw the ladder. I was like, you're only on one. I was like, oh, this guy's fake. Fake news. So dumb. Yeah, fucking big talk over here. Anyway. I'm a Raiders fan. Nothing.

What have you got to show for it? Fucking nothing. Back to the Tigers' Knights, I am unfortunately going to agree with Jake here. I'm taking the Knights and Knights. No faith. No faith. I just think, Lui didn't play any preseason. Neither did Cleary. Yeah, but Cleary was Cleary's team. It's a whole new looking spine for him, and they're going to take a little while to adjust. Plus that, they're missing Coruscant and Bulleye. And who? Bulleye. Bulleye. Bulleye. Hello, Fiji.

No, that's... Not this again. Not this again. No, that's the snowy mountains in New South Wales, brother. So, yeah. So, I'm going Knights, Knights, and I'm going Bradman Best. Oi. Just for a point. If his hammies can hold up to it. He was score early. He's on all year. Oh, you've just changed him. Well done. Well done. I love it when he does it to a ninth player. Yeah, bloody oath. Who was the other one? Hopgood. Yeah, Hopgood. Yeah,

hopefully he sits out. Yeah, I think they've named him, but hopefully. Jason Riles needs to quickly listen to our podcast. If anyone out there has Jason Riles on speed dial, just tell him to leave Hopgood out for a couple of weeks. I said the whole season. I think it's just bad juju. Bad juju. I want to see if your hex continues this season Cody, On Crucial and Big Buck. Oh, yeah. How good. Well, he got through the first week. Did it even go down last week? Who did you take last week?

Oh, you had Dylan Edwards. He came through fine. I had Met Garf. He didn't play that well, though. Yeah, but he survived the game. Burly. Well, he might get the cut. I think, am I on this game for the same gamer? I am. Oh, fuck. I thought you knew, bro. You were loaded up all day, mate. No, no, no. My bad, my bad. Jeez, that's me. So, I'm hoping Jake approves of this one, seeing it's his team. I've gone three legs. I've taken- Don't approve. Three legs.

I reckon old the Jew, Greg Marjou, will cross for the first, second, or third try of the game. Agree. And I think that there's a lot of focus down their left-hand side, but I reckon James Schiller on the right might sneak in, just on a sneaky opposite way. This is a Kyle bet with two fucking wingers. Yep. And then I've also added in Caelan Ponga or Bradman Best anytime. Oh, far out. That's going to be $8. I can get that for $16.75.

That's pretty good for Kyle if it's in the double didge. That's just a, that's not, what? Two wingers. Yeah, but Marju has to score first, second or third. That's where the odds are, mate. But yeah, $16.75, that is absolute value. I like it. I like it a lot.

I'm jumping on that myself. And then I chuck in my other boy because he's a Shaw. And that's going to be like $40. He always goes out in the leg, doesn't he? And that's going to be like a $40 bet. Oh, that sounds so hot. Yeah, and then all of Kyle's gets up and yours doesn't. Anyway, let's get to it. Let's get to the Friday night blockbuster. It is the Wayne Bennett matchup showdown. And we have swapped games. We're going to Sydney now. What a good idea.

Red Hot. I was worried about it. Oh, we're going to have a postponed game like the AFL. AFL got two post-game games. But no, NRL worked. They fire, they're quick thinkers, they're on their feet. No, we're not missing game. We're playing. We'll just swap it up later. No dramas. Later. For you guys playing at home, he said postponed games in that little bit area. I thought he was talking about postpartum. Postponed. Anyway, we've got the Dolphins versus the South Sydney Rabbitohs. Poong tang.

How are we liking this game, boys? What are we thinking? Any thoughts? This is the first time, you know, like I like to contradict myself. Yeah, I've nailed the contradiction through this. That's what I was laughing at. I was laughing at that when you sent me through the slip. Yeah. And you're going to laugh as soon as I, should I start then? Yeah. Yeah. Should I start? Yeah. So I've taken the dolphins.

Well, it wasn't even from that. It was because in the whole preseason, like in our preseason when we were doing the ladder, you were fucking red hot on dolphins. And then I saw the slip you sent through and I'm like, yeah. Bit of a, oh, you must think they're having a slow start. Yep. I did it. I was like, so I've got the dolphins. I've got the dolphins to cover, obviously, because they're. And I've taken as my try score of the hammer. Oh, yeah.

And then when we circle back to me, because I've got this game as my same game, well, yeah. Yeah, you probably should have gone last, I reckon, to tie it all in. So, dolphins with the line. Oh, no. Yeah, I should have gone last. Dolphins with the line and hammer score. Dolphins, dolphins and hammer. Holy. Yeah, no, I've nailed this. Fucking loser. Well, I'm thinking Wayne Bennett's not going to lose this game no matter what. So I'm going to the Rabbits, a little upset.

I just reckon because the Dolphins have been forced out of their home ground. This is the first time. They've only played twice, but this is the first time it's played in Sydney. And Nick Arima's wife is pissed because she's pregnant and now going to have to deal with the floods by herself because all of the men's have been sent down south. It's very controversial, but at the same time, you know. The Warriors players had to leave their families behind for two years during COVID, so, you know.

What would have happened if the Dolphins were scheduled to play in Sydney this first week and it was happening, you know? They probably would have been down there with them. Just let the house get destroyed. Anyway, we're talking about the Dolphins and Rappos here. That's why the Dolphins are going to win, boy. I'm tipping the Rappos win, and I think I like Kulimatangi to score Big dog. Looking fit. Great player. I reckon Dolphin's a bit weak on the edges. You know how you did say about him

looking thin? I seen a photo of him. He looking thin. He's real in the face, you know what I mean? Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, damn. We were taking the piss out of Jake, but I was like, he does look, I mean, fit, obviously, but he's looking, yeah, very fit. I've got about eight dot points about what we're talking about and he used to give me shit about, and they all have happened. but I'm not going to bother. What? Side quest. Yes, I don't know. Receipts. Yes, receipts.

Show them the receipts. I'm going Dolphins, Dolphins because the line's only one and a half points. That's crazy. The line's only that. It's come in. It was... But there's a 40 cents difference in the head-to-head. I like that. Only 20 cents. 40 cents a month. 19 cents. No, like on the head-to-head, like $1.72 or $1.13. $1.81 to $2. Yeah. You're confusing me. So generally the closer the head-to-head odds are, the closer the line is.

Exactly. But that line is very, very, like one and a half and it's like 40 cents. I feel like it's... It should be like 19 cents, bro. Yeah, but the thing is the Dolphins are $1.81 to... $1.81 to $2. On the line. Mine's different. I'm not talking about the line. No, no, but it's not even money on the line is what I'm saying. Yes, it's... Fucking guy knows how to get it. He leaves even money in the lines. Well done. He's woken up. Why is it not even in this one?

Because obviously the line is, the official line would be two points. So considering the Rabbitohs have had Walker named and Campbell Graham named, I thought they might have evened up a lot. Well, the Rabbitohs have shortened. Yeah. Because it was actually three and a half points. I thought they nearly would have pushed a favourites. And it's in Sydney now, too. But anyway, I've gone. No, we've done, Cody. We've gone, mate. I'm going Dolphins, Dolphins, and I reckon Jai Gray's going to score.

No, I thought he was done. I was already for your same game. No, because you've still got to go. I've already gone. What? I'm so lost, man. We're up to your multi. Oh, we are. Righto. So as you knew, I'm Dolphins, Dolphins, Hammer on my tips. But for me same game, multi, since I'm covering this, I've only got Rabideau's players scoring. So that ties in really well with how I just go about life. I feel like you're either going to win your tips or you're going to win your bets. Man, if I get both.

I highly think that's not, I don't think that's possible. How good would that be though? Oh, it'd be a high scoring game. You might as well chuck the overs in. So what I've got. Knowing you, you'd go unders. It's just a little, just a little two-legger. Just a little sneaky little two-legger. And I've gone Munro for two or more down that left-hand side. And I've also gone Jack Whiten anytime. What are you little snickering over there, mate? Jake likes that.

Why don't you put that little dot point in your phone and bring it up later like all the other bullshit. Keep that receipt. Yeah. I'll screenshot it for you. But Dolphins are going to win and Hammer's going to score as well. I'm putting a multi. Let's have a look.

So Kyle can tell me the odds of that one. Yeah, she came in at $19.50. Which I'm surprised. Just a little two-leggers for $19. Schmacks. And then hammer to win Dolphins to cover their line $121 It was just hammer to score brother not hammer to win No he meant hammer to score, Dolphins to win Yeah because that means hammer wins, Anyway So what was the odds on that? $121 Yeah, makes sense That sounds like Cody Yep, there I am Yeah Chuck the unders in there as well See where that comes up.

That's usually your MO Yeah I'll take five try scorers and unders So basically I need all five of them to score And that's it If anyone else scores, I've lost Yeah I'm good, Anyway, next game What are we up to? We're going to super sad day Only two games on here because of the short round, right? I was only wondering. It's the Jake round. Two games, brother. Yeah, I thought so. I thought it was right. And we got two rich clubs of history here. We got the St.

George Dragons up against the Bulldoggies. Doggies. At Netshradet Jubilee. This is a very, I don't know. I really don't know what's going to happen in this game. The line is 3.5. Three and a half. I'm going, I can't. In favour of the dogs. I'm going, I can't not, not, not. You can't not, not. I can't not, not tip against the dogs because, you know, I've got all that shade against them. I'm going Dragons to win for the upset.

And I think the Dragons. But you want Burton to play well because he's your half. No, I don't really care. It is obvious. Oh, yeah, right. It's only one game of draft. I can lose it. I hope you score the lowest amount of points. So you're going the Dragons. I'm going the Dragons. They haven't quite earned that fucking Dragons back yet. They're still the Dragons. Definitely. Definitely. Who have you got scoring for the Dargons? I'm assuming that you're going to

pick a Dargons try scorer. No, I'll go. Matty Burton. I'll go Stephen Crichton. Stefano Critton. I'm just going to throw a few darts at this game because I've got no idea and I don't like it. So I'm just throwing a few darts at this game. Oh, so you're just betting normally? I guess so. Fucking hell. Well, considering for the Doggies finishing top two, oh no, top three. You've got top two. Yeah, I've got top two. I've got Doggies,

Doggies to cover the line. And I think, I reckon they're going to smash the shit out of this line. Dragons are a bit old and they're going to take a little while to gel. Yep. That left side looks dangerous with Val Holmes and that in the preseason. But I honestly think the dogs will just be too strong defensively. And as we said in the preseason, another year of Toby Sexton and Burden combining in the halves.

They'll have too much firepower. And I think old Jacob Preston is going to cross for a sneaky meat pie. For a couple For two points For a couple Well on the back of that I'm the same as you Obviously like you said I've got him top two So I will be dogs Dogs, And I'm pushing one wider I'm on Bronson's Jerry Oh the Jerry Yeah Preston's going to be All but reaching out And then have to give A little flick pass And then Jerry's going to score I get one point for that.

You know they play On the sides Cody But that's okay man Preston's on the right side Yeah Jerry's on the right side No Jerry's on the left Damn it Crichton's right Yeah, he was. But Crichton played. Nah. I hate that Crichton can swap. Yeah, come on, Crichton. Pick your share. Yeah, he swaps all the time because I remember fucking Zeri doing some good tacks down the right-hand side and then the left and... Arsehole. All right, Jake. Where have you gone? Like I said, I've gone all red.

I've gone all red. And you've got to hate this bet. I'm going the Dragons to win. And then I've got the new two boys. Wait, yeah. Dragons head-to-head. Dragons to win head-to-head. And then I've got Val Holmes to score. Val Holmes to score. And Clint Gutho to score any time. I've just gone for it. Fuck the dogs. That's fine. I thought you were going to do like a plus 13 or something and they never happen. No, no, no. I'm glad you left the line out. This is when I was 30,

mate. I'm also just sneakily. This is my fuck the dogs bet. Roto Piercy. Yeah. It's falsic. Just rolling back to when he's taking the Broncos with a next seven and a half. That makes me feel very good as a Roosters fan. Because he's actually, he's putting money on that. No. That's an insane gamer. Broncos minus seven and a half. Fuck the dogs. Bet, and then we're looking at, what are we getting for that? $11.25. So a little bit too short, I think, but yeah, I like it.

The odds are shorter than I would like, but let's bet on it.

Yeah. I'm not allowed to get four legs, so I'm dead on this. If you're not going to let me get my way, I'm fucking you then. So you let me get four legs, I'll chuck him on, we're up to $45. Yes, sir. Doesn't matter, the Dargons aren't fucking winning, bud. Yeah, nah, they're going to get pumped. Anyway, Let's get to it. We're getting to the Saturday night game. And this game, I think this game's going to be fire. I think there's going to be a lot of points in this game.

And that is Munley Seagulls up against the North Queensland Cowboys at Brookvale Oval. Yeah, boys, how are we thinking? A line of seven and a half too, by the way. Oh. Scoring up by a point. It was six and a half earlier. Mmm. Something's happened. Still too short, in my opinion. Seagulls are pumping 13 plus. Yeah, Manley. Manley and Manley. Cowboys can't spell defense. Manley and Manley.

I think there might be a little bit of shock I think it's going to be a very high scoring game Like I can see the score 31-30 I can see the scoreline being 38 24 22 You were going to say 24 as well then? I was going to say 20, Yeah, I think there's going to be a few shocks this round, but it's not this game. Manly, Manly, Manly. Oh, this is the first time we've all gone the same. Oh, no. Cut the Cowboys. Cowboys 13 plus. Manly, Manly, and I am going the cockatoo himself, Olakowatu, anytime.

Nice two-pointer there. Give me a two-pointer. I'm going fairly safe in this one, mainly because I was hoping to get that chat about getting points for every time they score. I'm going to call Jason Sartham. Das Auto. Can't not go Turbo if you guys aren't picking him. Turbo, Brookie. I was thinking that, but I'm not. First game. I'll lock in that point. Well, you are good. Well, I'll tell you what. He is picking. He's already had one player go down.

And he's got Ponga and Turbo. Fuck, they're both my super coach. That's a bad idea. Oh, wow. Well, I've got this game for the same gamer, and I was under the same impression as you, Carter. A lot of points. I'm going to be free-flow and attack, not a lot of defense from either side. So I've gone Lehigh-Hopawati any time. Double? No, Lehigh-Hopawati any time. Brayden Burns from the Cowboys any time, because I believe he's playing on the right. Is it right?

Kyle Felt scored quite a few against Manly on the right-hand side. Yeah! And then I've gone Jason Saab and Tommy Chiboyevich to combine for two or more. $8. $13. Ooh. Brad Burns. So, yeah. Lehigh, Obawati, Braden Burns, and then Saab and Chiboyevich to combine for two or more. $13, ladies and gentlemen. Nah, I love that. Holy. I could just do that by, like, make Lehigh a double two. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. My game was like 22 bucks. Oh, yummy. Okay.

You can do that. Okay, let's get to the last game. I like to win us money. Let's get to the last game of the round. This game shouldn't even be a game because it's already won by the Melbourne Storm. Melbourne Storm never lost round one with Craig Bell and the team. Mitchell Moe's not playing. And the odds definitely show that. Anderson Melbourne. The line is 19 and a half. Oh, I don't like that line though. Do you know that jumped out?

So when I was getting my spreadsheet ready. Holy shit. It was, before Teamless were named, the line was eight and a half in favor of Melbourne, obviously, but. Because Moses was a late scratch. And then just Melbourne have named all Pappy, Munster, Hughes, Grant. So with the loss of Moses and then Hughes, Pappy, and all them getting named, the line moved 11 points. I'm going Melbourne to win, but I don't like that line round one. I'm going Paramount to cover the line.

I'm the exact same. Yeah. I'm Melbourne, but he was the cover. Like if it was round 12 without that, I'll probably. Only because I'm like, 19 points is a lot. But at the same time, if the Storm absolutely pumped the shit out of him by 30, I wouldn't be surprised either. Well, just to be a little bit different to you guys, I'll be going Storm and Storm. Storm and Storm do cover. That's right. That's what we like here. And since, you know, while I'm here, Katoa. Fuck.

I was going to jump in first to get him. I'm like, I'll be all right. You know, you can still go in. Nah, I can't do that. That's fucking dumb. I'm not going the same. I'm going Sean Blu then. I'm going the other edge. Wow. Sean Blu. Well, boys. Sean Blu. I don't know if you remember, but when these guys versus round one a couple of years back, a guy by the name of Harry Grant scored an OT. I'm pretty sure he scored against him a couple of times. Red hot. So I'm taking hate. Give me Iguodala.

Give me Iguodala. Give me Harry Grant. I reckon he's scoring. I reckon Christian Welsh is a shout. Oh, Jesus. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, Cody. Who would you say? Yeah, you're going Blore. All right, so I've got this one on the bets. And since I've gone this one, I've actually stuck to a theme, at least. Yeah, to be honest, once you sent that through, I was expecting you to go Eels, Eels.

So, yeah, to be fair, I was like, so I've gone Melbourne, and to cover 20 points, so, you know, I'm thinking there's going to be a smash. So like my points, Katoa, I've also got Katoa anytime. I think he's going to run amok. I've gone Walbrick to score the first or the second try. And I've gone Coatsy to score anytime during the first half. So if you, and then Kyle can give you the odds on that bad boy.

It's juicy. It's the biggest one of the round. I like it. And to finish, hey, you got to finish big. We do have to finish big. it's the biggest one of the season now 37-75 outbeating your one from last week for 27-75 I've just got to keep beating myself you know what I mean? You generally do especially being locked in for the cyclone.

Stay safe out there, people Yeah, yeah, yeah There it is There is our weekly preview And tips and bets and slips You're not done yet, bud See what I mean? Do you want me to be the host Or do you want to do it? Because I want to be the host I'm rolling And then you just say shit like that It sounded like you're You dead set forgot That you got extra points For taking a half Oh my gosh. I dead set thought You were signing off I did too I was like Is he really just

good at that tip? Boys, that's it for our tips and bets. So you said, that's it for our tips and bets. Oh, I said, that's our weekly review. Yeah. You said, that's it for our tips and bets. They thought I was going to forget the best part of the podcast, the favorite part, the numero uno. Play it back. And this is the time of the week when we put our heads together, which never fucking happens with these dickheads. Okay, Mr. KO Weeks. Well, you guys didn't get up either, so don't try to throw

shit at me. No, I've got RTS, thanks, but. Did I just say you? You said you guys. Yes, that means two of you. Yeah, you said you guys. Did Cody's get up? No. So, fuck up. Something did. It's time to hit the Muttler Multis. And let's start big this week. Let's start big. We got on big. And we've had to pick from our games and win all that and that. And I found this little juicy big one as a center at $4.20. And I'm like, I'm not junk at that in my big bark. Who's that?

I'm not not. And it's probably a reason why he's that much money. But, you know, and that's Moses Sully for the Dragons. $4.20, baby. Left center. Big dog. And he's... But then I did do the maths and figure it out. He's up against Stephen Cronin, so I don't love it. But I'm going for it. Yeah, but you don't... Stephen Cronin's not even a top 20 player. Yeah, he's not top 20, bro. You don't rate Cronin. He's not top 20. He's top three centers. He's still on it. He's not top 20 players.

He's top one center. Oh, mate. Top three. So you're going, sorry, what was that? You're going Moses Suli. Moses Suli, anytime. The big bark. Right. Well, I'm sticking with your Knights game, Carter. I thought you were going Tigers 13+, you dickhead. Just do it. No, because I do want to win. You don't want to win a big bark. We know that. No, no, remember how he said he's not allowed to go after what he really wants, which is the 13+, so he's got to go something average, so that's what this is.

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to say average. I've decided I'm going to take, similar to the Greg Marjou bet, but not first, second, or third. I've just taken him to score in the first half for $3.05. You know what's going to happen, though? You said this last week, an AFB scored, so now the Tigers are going to win 13+. I like your ploy. I like your ploy. Dude, it went off. Because fuck, Jake. Fuck you, that thought.

Manifestation. You know what's going to happen now? Is that he's going to score in the first one, two, or three, but it'll be in the second half. Yeah, anyway, Cody, what have you got for us today? And for me, I've stayed with the Melbourne Paragame, and I've got old hips himself, Munster. Anytime. To anytime crash over, because those hips don't lie. Woo. Well, boys. I can never find the line to score in the first half.

What did you say, first to score in the first half? No. Oh, right. He's still on your bet. Oh, right. Okay, you confused me then. I thought I maybe missed something while I was plugging everything in. I don't try small markets. Where is it, Kyle? Player markets. Oh, it's a player market. He knows his way around. He doesn't go anywhere near them. He just punches 15 back rowers in and goes, I'll do.

Anyway, boys, for Greg Marge to score in the first half, Cameron Munster anytime, Moses Suley anytime. Feeling big. Feeling big. $42.80. $38. Did you plug it in? No, I couldn't find it. No, $38.43. Oh! It's not bad from the big fella. Damn, son. That's red hot. You plugged it in, didn't you? I can't find that market. I legit, I was just about to plug it in. Yeah, but I did tell him if he's got the other two, and I told him it's $3.05, he could probably do the math on it. Nah, mate.

No, mate. No, mate. This isn't a taste of flowers. Not this afternoon. Not 20 past five. Fuck off, diggers. With a couple of 4X tropicals. Okay, let's relax. Let's get critical. Let's get crucial. Let's think about it. Let's get critical. Critical. And we're on fire. We've hit a crucial. Should we change the name to the critical bet? Let's get critical. We have a little. Let's get critical. I think, no, there was a reason why we went crucial.

Because it's from the Mully Crew-cial. Yeah, exactly. See, I knew there was a reason. So, no, we're not changing it. Like I said. The critical crucial. No, fuck up. Wow. We're going crucial, and I took him out of my multi, because I wasn't allowed four legs, and I'm going, this is, I should go for him for a double, but I can't. Just going, Cobo for one. He's in my crucial. Lock him in. He's so scoring. I like that. He's so scoring. He's nearly as sure as RTS was last week.

According to the odds, he's actually more sure. Yes. He's more crucial. More sure. More sure. Less land. More sure. That's what's happening what is it one score in Morshaw years ago no four score yeah. Jesus Christ oh Jesus oh but I hate to be that guy oh no my crucial is going to be from the same game as my big bark so so yeah you could rinse us early, which game is it oh the Knights Tigers oh good So second game into the weekend, we could be roasted. Or we could still be on for both.

I've gone a shiller anytime is my crucial for $2.12. Damn. He's gone both from the same game and doubled up on a single bet. Well, that was the whole point of the crucial, isn't it? True. Well, yeah. That's meant to be an absolute lock. Yeah, which is what I've also done. And I've gone Munro anytime. Yeah. Right, okay. So three wingers, we're going to be selling like $6. Gross. That's why it's the crucial. We're going to be $180. Yeah. Rather than not, that covers our wing.

That's, Jake's not going to like this. It's less than $6. No, it's not. $9.83. What have you got, Carter? $6? I said $6.80. Ah, fuck. $7.02. He's doing fucking pretty good. Not bad from you. I think that's within 20 cents both times, isn't it? Oh, it's 22 cents off that time. Oh, right down to the second cent. Well, there it is. Mr. Kyle's going to get them up on the feed, get around them, hit some more this weekend. That'd be lovely. Yeah, if you want to jump on, jump on the bets.

Any of the ones that you think are any good. Yeah, it wasn't much preview this week of the games. We've had a couple hectic weeks with Fat Albert around, but it's all right. We'll get around it. I don't know who Fat Albert is. Oh, the fucking Cyclone. It's Alfred. Yeah, but I heard the nickname Fat Albert. Fat Alfred, maybe. Maybe I heard it wrong. Anyway, the Alfredo. All that I know. Not much. It's not going to be a long list. It's like he's eight dot points that he's got. All that I know.

Is that football back this weekend? And it's not just one or two games. It is six games and I'm fucking frothing. My Newcastle Knights are back. and we're going to start winning games. Caleb, I'm going to be ripping. No. Bess is going to be ripping. No. And I'm so fucking frothy. And all I know, all I know is that there's going to be two winners at this table next week. That's going to be good. I'm going to so fucking laugh if the Tigers win 13+.

It's going to be, he's not going to want to do the podcast next week if the Tigers lose 13+. And you and I draw, so we're both winners and he's the only loser. If you draw, you aren't winners, wankers. We're not losers. Yeah. You're not winners. We got a point. He's a neutral. You get a point. We'd be better than you when you lose to the Tigers 13+. Bro, Luai is going to run rings. They've got no chorus out. And Buller. They're not going to beat us. Yeah, but you don't have any ties

in Gamble. They've got Luai. Taylor May is going to score. No, Taylor May. Terrell May. Terrell May is going to score against you. Terrell May for a meet tie. Oh, yeah. That's a shout. I'll tell you what. The one thing I wasn't expecting, old fucking Alex Twal to get picked starting lock. I reckon there'll be a change last minute. Yeah, that one threw me. Hey, Kyle, still got Jack Bird on his seam. No, I traded him out.

I didn't trade him out. I just put him to the bench, but I might have to get rid of him. I traded him out for Lockie Hubner, or Hoobner, however you pronounce his last name. Hoobner. Hoobner. I did that quick one on draft. Got rid of Talos for Hoobner. Real quick luck on draft. Got rid of Talos? Yeah, fuck it. Here you go on there. Get him. Get him. Fuck it. Get the benchy. Okay, cut the stream. Cut the stream. Thank you. Up the dogs.