In a world filled with true crime podcasts, too many get hung up on the truth. Presenting the Murderer Killings, a true crime podcast where facts are optional, but the crime is truly awful. Join me, Charlie and Karika, as I dig into the horror, the blood, and the pudding in the small town of Shady Grove.
Violence rocked the tight-knit community of Shady Grove today when one of its most prominent citizens and two of its less important ones were found brutally murdered in the home of Amanda Putnam Hart. Putnam Hart is the great granddaughter of renowned pudding pioneer Edward Putnam, who in the early 1900s. She once tried to assault me, you know.
She smeared herself in pudding.
New York governor Andrew Cuomo will of course hold a competing press conference, starting with his usual guided meditation. And I mean, we're used to a certain amount of bodily fluids on the floor here, but not that much blood. Hi, I'm Amanda Putnam, co CEO of Shady Grove Pudding and Semiconductors.
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