McCarthy chanting 'ghoulie ghoulie ghoulie' instantly transported me to that time he had to contend with those rambunctious spirits of dark mirth in Ghoulies Go To College. Damn Chug-a-Lug House. S04E14
You wouldn’t catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don’t care how horny I get! S05E10
Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin’ cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it’s backdoor pilot time! S04E08
John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky. S03E05
I’m sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner’s lives miserable. S06E05
If Sound of Metal starred an asshole... S02E08
John-Boy! How could you??? S02E15
31 Days of Horror: Halloween Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you’re the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin’, tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly). https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 30 So, how’d you like getting bent and twisted like a gotdamn multi-tool, David Alan Grier? (BIG SNAPS) HATED IT! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 29 Now that we’ve seen his work, it’s clear based on his paintings that Daniel Robitaille was a pioneer in the field of Glamour Shots. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 28 I imagine Candyman sitting in traffic, sweating and stewing under that heavy coat while listening to The Kingfish implore him to “chill” and “have some gumbo,” just aching to find the nearest pay phone, frantically dial with his good hand, and proclaim across the airwaves: YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 27 Of all the toughs Bernard Rose could’ve picked, he went with Ted Raimi. I guess being from across the pond, the motorcycle riding, leather jacket-wearing bad boys he’s used to are of the shrimpy variety. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 26 “She’s bad news. I ain’t no punk or nothin’, I’m 100% man, but hey. That bitch scares the shit outta me.” https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 25 She's really serious about that grape jelly. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 24 Not too many blaxploitation zombie flicks out there, so I'll take it. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 23 Did Sean Whalen even NEED makeup to look emaciated? Dude’s been looking haggard since that ‘Got Milk’ commercial. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 22 Keefe, Keefe, Keefe. You're gonna burst a blood vessel laughing that much! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 21 The real horror is the cabin sizes, am I right??? https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 20 Those Amazonians sure channeled Wayne Brady when Bill initially abstained from imbibing that mysterious liquid. “If you do not drink this, then we have a problem.” https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 19 Hmmph! Some King of the Cosmos... He didn’t even remember the vampires moved into the city AFTER prohibition! DUH! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 18 This ho is so ugly, she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 17 “Your death will please me very much.” Getting to the end of this boring movie will please ME very much. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 16 A one-of-a-kind SOV horror that's jaw-dropping in its ineptitude, but extraordinary for its boldness. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 15 An often thrilling, bleak exploration of slavery for the modern era that I doubt will hold up to repeat viewings. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 14 I don’t condone animal cruelty, whether literal or figurative, but that gal must be mighty rich to have “enough money to burn up a wet mule.” That bitch RICH! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 13 A bit of that ol’ black magic about vicious, yowling little doll with a taste for gangster flunkies and hip hop hype men. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 12 Just so you know: If it came down to the life of a dog vs. an evil force tearing me apart, I’d choose the dog every goddamn time. Fuck my life, just so long as the dog is OK. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 11 “I got a supernatural high.” Oh Snoop, you’re not fooling anyone. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 10 Richard Wenk’s Vamp is an offbeat, bouncily quirky romp with self-aware dialogue and frighteningly authentic monster makeup. In other words, one wacky night. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 9 “Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Grave!” Ugh. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
