S07E09 - JASON X
We finally reach the summit of our Halloween plans with our review of the absolutely ridiculous JASON X. Also we talk about the jewish N-word happy halloween
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 7Ep. 119
The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & Dan
Hosts Dan Lyons and Dan Enden discuss, decry, denounce and deconstruct movies, often poisoned by ego and eager to defy logic at every turn.
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S07E08 - CHILDS PLAY 3
Our first of two Halloween specials, Child's Play 3 is a childhood favorite from Enden's anti-military upbringing. A discussion is had over 4k blu-rays and how they kinda can stink sometimes. Then we talk more about Childs Play 3. Essentially, this one's for you Child's Play 3 fans, you're not gonna wanna miss this one
Oct 29, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 118
S07E07 - BARBIE
Is Greta Gerwig's BARBIE the insidious corporate over-woke Frankenstein monster that it's being accused of by guys who can't have s*x good and some people who are kind of making a good point? Or is it an innocently intentioned, clever, and colorful comedic romp? Join as us we break down while breaking down the 2023 hit film starring Margot Robbie's gynecologist or whatever
Oct 14, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 7Ep. 117
S07E06 - Phantom Dread
On this weeks episode of TMBP, Dan is finally accepted into the Jamaican community, the Other Dan has no respect for Bradley Cooper, and both Dan's wonder if this is the time where PTA Anderson finally loses the thread in their fashionably late review of PHANTOM THREAD starring Daniel Day Lewis as a completely normal, well adjusted man, I really don't see what the problem here was
Sep 24, 2023•1 hr 39 min•Season 7Ep. 116
S07E05 - BEAU is AFRAID
To set the stage: One Dan is a massive Ari Aster stan who thinks Hereditary and Midsommar are timeless works of art, the Other Dan hated MID-summer and has lost mostly all faith in Ari Aster and A24 in general. Where will the chips fall in one of the most anticipated, controversial, and shocking reviews ever produced by the Movie Blues Podcast? Find out as Dan and Dan tackle a 3 hour surrealist film that has been bashed, praised, condemned, and hailed as one of the best and worst movies of our g...
Sep 17, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 7Ep. 115
S07E04 - McDonalds Mukbang & Mac and Me
One Dan says we can only review Mac and Me if we do it while eating McDonalds, and the other Dan complies in one of the most ruthless, disgusting, and hilarious episodes of this--the fourth episode of the seventh season of our Lord Ronald. Join us as we eat literal poison on mic while reviewing our favorite fast food locations and food items, followed by an hour plus extended, uncensored review of Mac and Me. Enjoy?
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 7Ep. 114
S07E03 - Assteroid City
For the first time on the podcast, Dan and Dan cover the filmography of Wes Anderson, and then they talk about Asteroid City, the new sci-fi (?) movie from Wes Anderson... who is probably some kind of weird victorian s*x pervert in real life. i mean seriously what is this guys f*cking deal? Like i wonder what gets wes anderson off sexually, it's gotta honestly be the most niche and bizarre thing in history, like he likes rubbing old vintage polaroids of yellow died leather boots on a texas lands...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 7Ep. 113
S07E02 - SCREAM VI & The EndenVerse MasterQuest
This installment of THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST finds Dan & Dan digging into the most recent attempt at the SCREAM franchise starring a Madam Tussaud's version of Courtney Cox in a city that's already seen enough tragedy--the big apple. Also Dan Enden's knowledge is put to the test about the literal sh*t that he loves in the EndenVerse MasterQuest, this week's hottest game. Also David Arquette is the man
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 112
S07E01 - TIPTOES
A new season begins as Dan and Dan absorb a film where Gary Oldman plays a little person, and less far less credibly, Mathew McConaughey's twin brother. One Dan has no idea who this week's call-in guest is, while another Dan tells a spicy fireman story that gets him all hot and bothered. Join us as we kick off a new season of employment-threatening hilarity as THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST rides again. yo btw is it okay to say dwarf?
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 7Ep. 111
The Avant Garden E01 - The Succession Progression (feat. Jack Shoudy)
Welcome to Episode #1 of Dan #2. Today, Dan and special guest Jack Shoudy discuss the differences between this show and The Movie Blues, The Succession finale, the series at a whole, where it falls in the pantheon of prestige TV, and the state of streaming services. Featuring a bunch of music from...us
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 13 min
S06E19 - Wes Craven’s DEADLY FRIEND
Dan and Dan finally wrap up their longest season ever with one of the craziest movies they've ever reviewed, WES CRAVEN'S DEADLY FRIEND. The plot of this movie is that a kid puts a robot's brain into Kristy Boner's body after she dies from incestual abuse--but there's so much more beneath the surface. Featuring the reveal of the sequel season choices for season 7, join us as we finish this season doing what we do best by watching an outlandish, nearly unbelievable "horror" movie whose roots reac...
May 13, 2023•51 min•Ep. 110
S06E18 - Around the Fire (Part II)
Dan and Dan expose the dark side of "the concerts" as their personal stories escalate to trading tales of arrest, smooth jazz overloads, and all manner of ghastly frights while (still) trying to review the wook masterpiece AROUND THE FIRE. Also featuring the reveal of all 16 movies on the Rental Zone's next Bracket War, Drug Wars v.2 Featuring music by Qway, Horizon Wireless, The Disco Biscuits, The Meters, Them Phish Bois, and more.
May 06, 2023•57 min•Season 6Ep. 109
S06E17 - Around the Fire (Part One)
Today on the Movie Blues, we finally directly address our sordid jamband roots, nefarious past misdeeds, and air out all the madness of our musical sides with the first part of our TWO PART episode reviewing the drug masterpiece "Around the Fire". Load up your pin boards, grab your chunk of herkimer and boof your finest dawgs, because we are finally letting it all hang out. In part one, we explore our initial reaction to the film, swap statistics and stories, and give a rough review of every liv...
Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 6Ep. 108
S06E16b - The GREAT SAMPLE GAME
One Dan tests the other Dan's knowledge of the films from the Movie Blues Podcast with the new hit game show, The "Great" SAMPLE GAME, an activity that seemed to unnerve it's participant so badly that this is probably the only time we'll ever do this because man...did Dan #2 fall apart during this activity. No amount of forced toxic positivity and camaraderie could possibly overtake Dan's desire to win, so if you wanna hear a man fall into utter shambles because he can't remember what the origin...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 107
S06E16 - ”Touch of Evil”
The plot of this week's episode is either about: 1) A grown man who buys action figures and loves Marvel movies screams at his co-host like a man-baby because he made him watch a movie from Orson Welles like an adult instead of consuming another terrible Disney+ show OR 2) A grown man chooses an Orson Wells movie for the podcast to look smart, but the movie he picks is a disastrous mess that features Charlton Heston in full Mexican-face--a fact that he is willing to overlook because the movie is...
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 106
S06E15 - Dan’s Never Seen E.T.
In which a grown man who somehow claims to have grown up during the 1990's and early 2000's, somehow manages to have not seen fucking ET. The extra wet terrestrial. Can you even believe that? Also featuring new impressions from Dan Lyons including The Halo Announcer, George Lucas, Nardwar the human serviette, Michael Jackson, and ET himself. Join us for a classic episode of the podcast, and a special treat after the episode as well, and then a special treat after that treat right before bedtime ...
Mar 28, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 105
S06E14 - Dan’s Decent Proposal
This week on THE MOVIE BLUES, Dan and Dan unsheathe a sleazy classic from the 90's where Robert Redford offers Demi Moore 1 Million Dollars to sleep with him...and hilarity ensues. Final picks for the Season 6 Finale are revealed, new superfan Amanda is shouted out, and one Dan loses his cool when Woody Harrelson puts his soccer cleats on a kitchen table all while reviewing INDECENT PROPOSAL. I mean for f*cks sake, people eat there you don't put shoes there
Mar 18, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 6Ep. 104
S06E13 - Jewrassic Worldt
The official podcast of the Movie Blues Rental Zone returns to discuss the MBCEU adjacent film, JURASSIC WORLD, from the director of The Book of Henry. One Dan tries to keep the rebooted podcast on schedule, while the other Dan decides to go on a venom infused tirade on his (former) friend and (former) coworker (and potential replacement for when he finally snaps), Josh Boyer. Shots are fired, friendships are ended, all while trying to review a movie about a dinosaur sponsored by Verizon Wireles...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 103
S06E12 - Ant Man : Quantumania (ft. Josh Boyer & Rachel)
World's collide as an elderly, potentially drunk Michael Douglas and the Movie Blues head into the quantum realm for all manner of mayhem as we review ANT MAN & THE WASP 3: QUANTUMANIA, the lowest rated Marvel movie in MCU history. Are the critics wrong once again? Find out on this explosive episode of the podcast, covering our very first Marvel movie ever (hence why Dan Enden isn't here). Featuring the star of Rachel's Review Corner and a guy named Josh who has to once again explain his rel...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 102
S06E11 - Moneyball
Looking for some sport-ball related content but your team isn't in the Superbowl today? Look no further than this special episode on MONEYBALL, marking the first true sports film on the podcast after 100 episodes. One Dan shows up with passion, vigor, research, and a winning attitude, while the other Dan scrambles to rally his defenses against an emboldened foe. But it might not be the Dan you think it is....baby
Feb 12, 2023•58 min•Season 6Ep. 101
S06E10 - JOHN WICK
The Movie Blues Podcast dives into one of Keanu Reeves' most celebrated films, the 2015 gem from genius auteur and all-around bad jew ELI ROTH. Join us as we discuss the ethical quandary that is FREE PIZZA, as Keanu Reeve's shows us one of his most vulnerable, rare, and epic performances ever caught on screen.
Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 100
S06E09 - Clerks III ft.Trevor Fehrman
The Movie Blues Podcast hits episode 100 with a fully stacked roster of guests, games, and another Kevin Smith effort. Featuring Trevor Ferhman (Elias) from Clerks 3, with special appearances by Snoop Dogg and Gwenyth Paltrow. So grab a Mooby burger with cheese and help usher in the 100th magnum opus from Dan & Dan.
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Season 6Ep. 99
S06E08 - THE MUMMY (ft. Barack Obama)
The Dan's tackle one of the greatest action adventure films of all time, 1999's THE MUMMY, for the 99th episode of the Movie Blues Podcast. With a special introduction by former President Barack Obama and a first time watch of the Mummy for Dan Enden, this episode is positively brimming with secrets to unravel, so grab your horses and meet us on the wrong side of the river for this fantastic hour of the pod.
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 98
S06E07 - The Whole 9/11 Yards
WAR. The podcast once again begins with accusations and the glove has officially been thrown down. A request is made to the new iteration of Space Bacon, all while Dan & Dan tackle 9/11 head-on (in mid December) with a review of the titular 2000's masterpiece, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. Yeah, we're drunk again, so what, wanna fight about it? Is anyone still listening? Is anyone actually reading this? If you're reading this description please put an F in the comments, have a blessed day. Yeah, we ...
Jan 02, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 6Ep. 97
S06E06 - The Fountain
Oops, we drank on a weeknight again. Dan and Dan kick off a nearly 2 hour episode with an accusation that will shift the hierarchy in the MBCEU forever, a masterpiece is absolutely shat on, and Dan Enden trains a computer to commit a hate-crime on the host of the show while reviewing Darren Aronofsky's seminal sci-fi classic, THE FOUNTAIN. Artwork for this episode provided by Nick Lopresti
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 6Ep. 96
S06E05 - HotD & Rings of Power (Sidepiece)
In this, the 96th episode of The Movie Blues, D&D explore all realms of popular IP, from the new Game of Thrones prequel series "House of the Dragon" to it's lopsided and mentally challenged cousin, "The Rings of Power." The state of TV is questioned, STAR WARS is once again throwing up content for god knows who, and Dan Enden happily talks about his newfound love of Game of Thrones in a state of bliss before he gets to all the worst seasons and ends up texting me for a week straight about h...
Nov 19, 2022•47 min•Season 6Ep. 95
S06E04 - SouthDan Tales
One Dan swiftly loses his marbles during the first movie trade-off of Season 6, the pee-break bit is duly upheld, and Moby should be arrested on war crimes for his contribution to Richard Kelly's pivotal disasterpiece SOUTHLAND TALES. This one has it all: Kevin Smith in old man makeup, a 3 hour runtime, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson with a hairline that resembles the Batman logo. Also, teen horniness is not a crime
Nov 10, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 6Ep. 94
S06E03 - Be My Cat (ft. Adrian Tofei)
Dan reveals his final pick for 31 Days of Horror with Adrian Tofei's found footage masterpiece, "Be My Cat: A Film for Anne" (2015). Boasting one of the most inspiring behind-the-scenes DIY stories in horror history, we are honored to sit down with the writer / director / star of BE MY CAT, Adrian Tofei, for an exclusive conversation about his art, career, and the found footage debut that left the world, as well as our podcast, positively stunned. This is one episode, and film, you will not want...
Oct 30, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 6Ep. 93
S06E02 - My Son Hunter (or, So Much for the Tolerant Left)
Nothing screams MOVIE BLUES 9/11 SPECIAL like an episode being released a few days from October. The Dan's celebrate the holiday with a "Sunday Drinking Episode", wherein scotch is consumed as both Dan's shriek into the echo chamber while watching the Breitbart produced film about the Biden family, MY SON HUNTER, starring Gina Carano. What a sentence, what a time to be alive, God Bless America and please don't dox me
Sep 24, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 6Ep. 92
S06E01 - Clockwork Orange ft. Malcolm McDowell
Dan and Dan assemble their droogs, drink their milk, and relish in a bit of the old in-out, in-out as they watch Kubrick's masterpiece A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Featuring a season six introduction from the star of Tank Girl, Entourage, and A Clockwork Orange, Malcolm McDowell.
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 6Ep. 91
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