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The Morning Stream

Scott Johnsonfrogpants.com
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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Episodes

TMS 2847: Loaded Taco Nuts

Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many Many Mandalorians. Congratulations to the Blahs! Beaten by a 6 year old. Monica Isn't A Country Yet. Heebie-jeebieeeeeeeeeees! Glen Powell and Anya Taylor Joy cover Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. I now pronounce you blah, blah, blah. A Greece-y Honeymoon. Floating Squid Game with Tom. Free Murder Bot Recommentals W Randy and more on this episode of T...

Jul 02, 20251 hr 48 min

TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse

YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Jul 01, 20251 hr 26 min

TMS 2845: Pencil Pageantry

Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 26, 20251 hr 7 min

TMS 2844: Meat Soda

Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal with Jesus. The Eight Wives Of Scott Johnson. Jump The Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. A good period time. Fresh Prince Fish with Dunaway. I got a big old fatty. Viper is Coming. Right up the Canal. What The Dell, With Tom. D20 recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 52 min

TMS 2843: Icee Why You Like It

Drat Vahder. The Spirit of K-Mart. I Don't Like Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1... 2... Krug is Coming for You. Antant. Draw Me with a Thicker Center Tentacle. Homophobia Zero. Hawk Milk. Keep An Eye on Your Tea Stain. Weird Meat Rollin'. House-Brand Sugar Drink. Business raccoon fleeing mule. The Podcast Boys! Banana ball coming to a city near you. Dan has gone away with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 24, 20251 hr 25 min

TMS 2842: Stuck in a Side Quest

Final Destination: Cookies. 1-877-NO-BIKES-4-BARB. The Royal You. Energy Stroopwaffles. Creeping Down the Street with Scott. Baby got back, with Dunaway. Today Is Not Your Favourite Ride. Hit Him In That Bone. You Can't Cast A Coccyx. I Don't Like CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Elmo Cleveland. Shoot the Shapes. Eating bad shrimp with Ox. Red On Air Black Mirror. The Juggernaut Bitch w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 30 min

TMS 2841: Unfresh leftovers

Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As American as Dutch Apple Pie. Dandadan. We had Koreans! 3 Koreans! Zuckeriest Movie. Bob Bowlcut. Friday the 13th: The Revenge of June. It's all German to me! Prancing through the edible Tulips. Recommentals with Tom, Scott, Brian, Scott, and Brian. Microsoft partners with AND for the first time and into the past and into the future with Tom and more on ...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 55 min

TMS 2840: Fear Foam

Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Remember Mr. Hooper? Where is my mafia suit? The Bubbles Are Opaque, Bubbles Shouldn't Be Opaque. When TUCOWS go to war. I don't like grocereeeeeeeeeeeeeee stores. Animated Goodfellas. Stay Puffed Man Diarhea. The guy from the dairy LIED! Fun. Wrong, but fun. With Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 29 min

TMS 2839: Carbonated Underwear

Actionable Fruit. Cow-rousel. Low Fallutin'. One squirt ring of frosting. Enjoying the Dry Soup. Cameroon Crow. Ecuador, Not Mordor. Rabid M A S H Fans. The Mole Shaming. Newsflash: restaurants are busy on Father's day. Cows are so stupid. Walking Wikipedia Wine man. We know it's Korean because there's English on one side. Getcha Getcha Matcha Cookie. The Upbeat Reaper with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 16, 20251 hr 40 min

TMS 2838: Onion Latte

Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightlyyyyy. Dump the Resin Into The Thing. Underwear Maker Lab. 99% Chair Mat. Chain Sucking Dum Dums. Ya ever seen soggy paper?! Hork it down real quick and your fine! A Thick Pile of Carpet. Kids, How Do They Work? Gary Got The Generator. Appreciating Ankles With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Jun 12, 20251 hr 33 min

TMS 2837: Paging Dr Butt

Marry into the butt. Third Party Body Parts. South Africa on the Tip of the Thing. Penguistan. Horking Prizes From Your Nose! Are there any fantasy epics filmed in New Zealand, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. Get in losers. We're going to Finland. Ice on a cold tin roof. Three-way couch. More than four Fantastic Fours. Good ol' fashioned farmer blow. You're-Born-with-It Holes. Transorbital intubation. All that and a can of chips with Tom. Home Box Office Positive with Nicole and more on this...

Jun 11, 20252 hr 1 min

TMS 2836: Creaky Eating

Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multi-Directional Impaling. Macklemore's Stuff is At a The Thrift Shop Now. Snack-tanic Panick. Forensic Cheeto Analysis. Tricerati. With Great Responsibility Comes Great Chicken Use. Are there Italians in Italian Seasoning, 'cause I like really want to know. Cheetozard. Son Lookin' like a Dude. TB Karaoke with Amy and m...

Jun 10, 20251 hr 25 min

TMS 2835: Historical Nudity

Two Wheeled Root Canal. Rubber Chicken Ibbott. Dawn's Ass Crack. Leaving Moby Dick in the Rearview. Dudes of a Certain Age. This Ride Ain't meant for MEEEEEEEEEE. From From. Cinder block calves. Eye Karma. Owen Wilson headbands. 428-Year-Old Spoilers. Say Dress to the Yes. Red Fraggle-ino. What's Dicetomato doing these days? you know he's got negativity. More Like Cubic Zirconia Distribution with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 20 min

TMS 2834: Generative Passive Aggression

I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it! Demo Grape. Match the Hanger With the Plane. I've got a pair of nostrils! Lightly Salted Porupine. I Forgot That Didn't Happen. The Grapes I Snatch. Dr. Gerry Sounds Like a Real Doctor. Teaching the Littles the Dirty Words and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Jun 05, 20251 hr 26 min

TMS 2833: Imitation Korn

Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. How to f the cool aid man with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of T...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 55 min

TMS 2832: Racially Inclusive Oreos

Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Flying Pizza Spaceship. Only Oreos in the Building. Well Rendered Weiners. Blackstone Betty, Ramalam. Lumpily Dumpily Ships. It's Orange and Makes Two Different Noises. What Would It Take, Brian? Too many Adolphs. Access to the Back Row. A Whole Lotta Lot with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Jun 03, 20251 hr 18 min

TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 1 min

TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 20251 hr 45 min

TMS 2829: Palindrome's End

Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 20252 hr 3 min

TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

May 27, 20251 hr 45 min

TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

May 22, 20251 hr 43 min

TMS 2826: Mr. Beef

Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Hobbes type cat in Calvin and Hobbes? Hello Kitty with a Hard G. HBO did some backwards Maxing. Pocky Capy. Black Kyber Crystal Friday. I see registered people!! Wor-Chester-Shire Cat. The Focus of Hocus Pocus. Thinking in 2026 with Tom. Living on the Edge Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

May 21, 20251 hr 58 min

TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk

Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Roads Lead To Elsewhere. Isle of Googabon. Alice in Chains Dad Song. I think its the fat in there. Any kind of bread? They give you some bread? Irish croc poker. Getting Our Ryans and Chrisses Straight with TVsTravis. You've Made Your Point, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

May 20, 20251 hr 34 min

TMS 2824: Pumice Money

Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on the Cast. All That and a bag of Cervix Chips, with Bobby, and more...

May 19, 20251 hr 40 min

TMS Vegas 2025!

Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 20251 hr 32 min

TMS 2823: Kenny Van Heflin

Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal with Male Nipples? Useless As Tits On A Bull. Business or Pleh-Zhur. Build a Blonde Blanket. Donny's Real, You're Out of Your Element! You Ow Me Le Favors. There was internet on which to lodge my complaints. Nose Picking is a Personal Choice. Uncle Jessie's white eyelashes. 4 grand is for suckers. Attached to Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on...

May 15, 20251 hr 37 min

TMS 2822: Blame Amy

The Monday Morning Medical Stream Show. Yo Quiero Pachelbel. Joanie Loves Tchaikovsky. This stream was made for froggin'. Butt Ounce of Custard. Diddy Freak Out. Dr Slippy-Fingers. Delancey Doesn't Just Give It Away. BLAME-Y. Chopin Broccoli. Show-plifter. Ariana G-String in Concert! Orange Schubert. Nintendo Chips & Dip with Tom Merritt. Steamrolling Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

May 14, 20251 hr 48 min

TMS 2821: Big Cottage Cheese

Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matthews. Take That, Church! Four Points of Articulation. I do not like orb weeveeeeeeeeeers! The Re-run Republican. I'm gay for Brian's eyelashes. Da pope. The Fear of Gay. Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels. Coverville isn't one of THOSE guys. Same Shirt Different Face With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

May 13, 20251 hr 38 min

TMS 2820: Shakespeare Spoiler Alert

Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Snot with Dunaway! Cry Havoc and Unleash the Olyphants of War. Going the Full Howie. 80s TV was all imaginary. Crazy Neighbor Edging. I don't like weed Teeeeeeea. Yo Mama's Day. Adequatulent. Vegas Crud Level is ZERO. Two Girls and a Dude. Be a Dry Turd with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

May 12, 20251 hr 27 min

TMS 2819: Savage Baggage Masters

Self contained underwater breeding apparatus. Shit! Utah is the best! Kim: Top Wife. Picture A Raccoon Holding A Meth Pipe. Play-ah stupid-ah game. Win-ah stupid-ah prize.. The Captain is dead but Tenille is my moms age. Bike Donkey Lovechild. COVID. Get it, Got it. Good. Hosed in Butter. Fozzie Bear Sperm Jokes. A specific 80s cheese. The Worst Moment in Star Wars. Oreo Double-Stuf Weekend. Higher Yoda, Lower Miss Piggy. Boiling Water with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. H...

May 08, 20251 hr 46 min
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