You Paid For This (Audio Commissions)

This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth. -- NEW COMMISSION RATES -- If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines +$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max) If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea - $50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects +$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max) CREDITS 0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration) 1:18 2. Tools Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer) 2:22 3. Dirty Bird Big Raim (inspiration) 3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter BubbaJonezz (premise) Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young) 6:06 5. Class Participation Daniel Gross (premise) 8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency Big Raim (premise) Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod) 9:56 7. Crystal Healer Nequies (premise) 10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 12:20 9. Make It Backwards A.A. (inspiration) Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons) 14:12 10. Country Song Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer) 16:15 11. Mealz Myron (premise/co-writer) Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM 18:34 12. Bear With Me SBS (premise) 19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of) 20:55 14. DIGMEOUT Chris B (premise) 21:52 15. Soap Chicken tehtyde (premise) 23:44 16. The Birthday Song K.R. (inspiration) 24:53 17. Nice Tux Anonymous (writer) Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy) 26:03 18. Rami's Mind Qanye (premise) 27:28 19. Tenet N.V. (premise) 28:49 20. Pantless Man Anonymous (premise/co-writer) Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie) 30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer) Music - "untitled192" (tmh) 32:55 22. Goblin in Space Gepherey (premise) 33:29 23. Totino Knows Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2 Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy John V. (premise) 38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer) 39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer Jerry Harkins (premise) Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens) 41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude DOODmarine (writer) 41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)