I Stalk My Exes(On the Internet)

everybody does this, right?? chords: D - C - G last part is D - Am7 - C - G lyrics: at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin' I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes stalkin' my exes on the internet yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts and she didn't count on my alternate accounts if you're my ex and you're listening to this I promise you, it's not a threat I'm just a curious little cat and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet I love to stalk you on the internet I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends I love to stalk you on the internet I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with I love to stalk you on the internet it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless and I love on your snapchat you've got gps cause that way I know exactly where you is! and I can stay far away from you but still I know exactly what you're up to is it a healthy thing to do? no but tell me you don't do it too we all stalk our exes on the internet it's the natural end to modern relationship we all stalk our exes on the internet maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed we all stalk our exes on the internet and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit cause it's all right there on the internet and god help you if you're trying to forget no matter how far away I get I'm really ever only just a few clicks I'm gonna see everything you said I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit when I think of all the time that I spent scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed surely the lowest form of entertainment it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex I love your breakdowns I love your fakeouts I love your face when you get your breakouts I track your mileage your gingivitis and when your teeth rot I take a screenshot I stalk my exes woah!