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The MILF Code

Real Moms. Real Stories. DTF.
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Episodes

MILF Code 2.09: How To Beatbox On a Meatbox Like A Pro

Susanna and Felicia bow to the queen of MILFs, singer/actress/producer Lady Bret Crain, and swoon as the last good husband and king of the Gingers, Darren Carter shows off his epic vibrational skillz. Oh sh*t, who just went monogamous!?

Nov 10, 201545 min

MILF Code 2.08: Bonding Over Beatings

Comedians Kira Soltanovich and Shawn Halpin join Felicia and Susanna to bond about their P.O.W. childhoods, and guess who's saving one hole for God?

Nov 05, 201544 min

MILF Code 2.07: How To Succeed In Show Business Without Being An A**hole

About to get eaten by a Pterodactyl whilst swimming in your dainties in a pond, and you can't find your motivation? Wanna get ahead without coming off like a complete turd? Are you dying to hear about the action-figure that one can give teeny little hand-jobs to? Then join Felicia and Susanna as they chat up the delightful and talented actress Mircea Monroe along with producer/Podcaster Adam Spiegelman.

Oct 20, 201543 min

MILF Code 2.06: The Cincinatti Bowtie And Other Urban Legends

Comedian/actor from 40-Year-Old Virgin Gerry Bednob shares that the only thing worse than winning the lottery, is when you didn't, and people think you did. What do topless women, Adam Carolla and a wine cocktail called Mangria have in common? Podcaster Lynette Carolla! Felicia shares how sometimes you make a deal with the devil (or Carrot Top) and will Susanna lose her sobriety over Tinder?

Oct 15, 201545 min

MILF Code 2.05: Three Depressives And A Blonde

Writers Dylan Brody and Amy Dresner talk bleeding on the page, but not your Facebook page. Felicia reveals her difficult past with a suicidal mom, and Susanna just had a polyamory break-up, and somehow they all lived to tell about it.

Oct 08, 201544 min

MILF Code 2.04: Don't Be Offended If I Do, Don't Be Offended if I Don't

Felicia and Susanna talk to actress Monique Parent and comic Sam Tripoli about what porn stars and comedians have in common, the other kind of water sports, and how the adults of tomorrow will whine about walking three miles to get sushi during the drought. (What, no Uber?)

Oct 08, 201551 min

MILF Code 2.03: Breast Stroking Through A Sea Of P***y

Former Detroit Pistons "Bad Boy" John Salley and badass comic Marcella Arguello join Susanna and Felicia to weigh in on topics ranging from the delicious spoils of being a champion, hacking into family member's social media for kicks and the bonuses of a vegan lifestyle; including John dropping a bomb on Felicia about fish bladders in wine!

Sep 04, 201551 min

MILF Code 2.02: There's No Crying In Social Media

Ever regret posting that Tweet? Susanna and Felicia interview baseball and comedic All-Stars Royce Clayton and Melinda Hill about the pitfalls of PC culture, free speech and other "asinine shit."

Aug 28, 201551 min

MILF Code 2.01: Tantra And The Art Of The A** Chakra

In their first outing, comedians and MILFs Felicia and Susanna talk to Tantric sex coach Psalm Isadora and discover their second guest comedian/actor Bill Dawes was a Kundalini yoga instructor before he did comedy! Watch the magic unfold HERE . And don't forget to SUBSCRIBE .

Aug 14, 201551 min

Episode #20 - Amy Dresner

Amy Dresner is the most brilliant, funniest, wildest writer you’ve never met, she used to be a stand-up comic and is still funnier than one. If you want to hear from someone who took it ALL THE WAY; that would be Amy- rehabs for meth, coke, and alcohol, psyche wards, and that’s not even counting the food issues and sex addiction… but she swapped all that for Yerba Mattes, vaping nicotine, and writing for "The Fix" and advice columnist Amy Alcon, among others. I know Dresner well, because I’m luc...

Mar 04, 201555 min

Episode #19 - 50 Shades of No Charlie Hunnam

I had so many opinions about this whole 50 Shades thing I needed an entire Podcast to express them, and express them I did. As a sometime BDSM dabbler, I wanted to bring some nuance to the discussion about this movie i.e. context while others bandy about terms such as "domestic violence" and the idea that all people who practice BDSM are damaged. Uh, no. We go from Story of O, through Anais Nin, to how much hotter the movie would have been with Charlie Hunnam in it (well, I don't actually say th...

Feb 19, 201536 min

Episode #18 - Mishka Shubaly

Mishka Shubaly made me cry. Not because he’s a best selling author of Kindle Singles including “The Long Run,” “Are You Lonesome Tonight?” and most recently “Of Mice and Me.” Not because he’s an ultra-marathon runner and punk rock singer, touring with bands such as The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs and comedian Doug Stanhope. Not even because I’ve interviewed him before . But before he makes me cry… We talk about the realities of touring, karma vs. science the origin of his name, and the deepest ...

Feb 12, 20151 hr 2 min

Episode #17 - Brody Stevens

Brody Stevens is huge in my mind and heart, and if he isn’t already in yours, he will be. A true original in the comedy world, he was in the first two Hangover movies, and is one of the biggest warm up-guys in L.A. – he was the audience guy on “Chelsea Lately,” and currently on “At Midnight” on Comedy Central. He’s had his own show “Brody Stevens -Enjoy it!” on Comedy Central, and a ton of podcasts, the latest of which is “The Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship.” Also some appearances on Kroll...

Feb 05, 20151 hr 2 min

Episode #16 - Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed (the man so nice they named him twice) is an Egyptian American comedian who is HUGE in the Middle East, and pretty big here too. Where ya been? He was on the show “Sullivan and Son,” as well as being featured on Vince Vaughn’s “Wild West of Comedy,” the “Axis of Evil” tour, as well as directing and being featured in the documentary “Just Like Us” about doing stand-up comedy in the Middle East. We meander into conversation starting with weed (living in Venice, he fits right in) then s...

Jan 29, 20151 hr 2 min

Episode #14 - Felicia Michaels

Sweet-voiced and hilarious vixen Felicia Michaels started her comedy career by posing for Playboy and winning Star Search, not necessarily in that order. Now she entertains me in her 1960’s furnished abode. Felicia’s and my life have run somewhat parallel; we both married comedy managers. We discuss the irony of them not wanting to pull any strings to further our careers to preserve their “integrity.” Felicia tells a great story involving hair care, which I won’t ruin here. We discuss the parall...

Jan 07, 201558 min

Episode #13 - Ron Jeremy

First Ron Jeremy introduces me to his German porn star/dancer/roommate, then he gets me to kiss her, then he tries to get me to show them both my tit (not happening.) This becomes a recurring theme. I mean has Ron Jeremy not seen enough tits? Then my esteemed guest starts giving me what he says will be a non-sexual massage, but gets too distracted to answer questions. Then he starts tickling me (watch out for sudden volume spikes) and there is a perfect Kafka/Kauffman-esque moment where he is te...

Jan 01, 201558 min
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