Tonight on TMOS: Apple falls from tree and Young Michael has his first announcing job. That's good! Mike returns to what he loves and no worms fly out his nose. Also good! Robert III gets punched in the eye. That's no good. Plus spirited discourse, frightening times, and... Temu. RIP KROFFT. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 14, 2026•1 hr 29 min
Today on "America's Most Beloved Podcast": You be illin' if you be spillin'. Communication is the key to a good marriage... and we'll tell you why. What's Up? Is it Josh's blood pressure? Ahhh... the joys of pet ownership. Plus, The wedding, baseball snark... and rubbin' and pattin'. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 13, 2026•1 hr 28 min
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 10, 2026•27 min
Today: Arrrrrrr you ready for some pirate songs? As Spring Break winds up... why is Mike at Wal-Mart before sunrise? It must have to do with the human condition. A major fart revelation... and Robb has a SPY REPORT. Beware of El Diablo! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 09, 2026•1 hr 24 min
It's time to " Guess the Ailment "... NOW what's wrong with Robb? Mike hates the TACO people, but loves Peaky Blinders . Josh binges the dating shows and YOU get to play along in the new " Choose Your News " segment. Plus, a warning about what your kids could be watching... and it is insidious, Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 08, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Tony Perkins (of TV News fame) joins us today to discuss his new podcast: "You Gotta Be Kidding Me". He and Mike were classmates, so that's nice. It's time to play "Musical Appliances (do you slide your pots?). Robb is feeling better... which means he's shot out of a cannon. When do you start getting forgetful... and do the magic memory potions actually work? (They do if you remember to take them). It's more fun than ten pounds of tears! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos ...
Apr 07, 2026•1 hr 25 min
Why, oh why, is Josh in the Emergency Room... was he playing hooky? Mike tells us his "sugar cheats" (be sweet!) and we get down to brass tacks on grammar that matters. Plus? A visit with the Metrorail conductor. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 06, 2026•1 hr 26 min
"Everybody gets their feelings hurt. Some people need to get their feelings hurt sometimes.” Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Apr 03, 2026•25 min
It's Holy Week and it's Maunday/Holy Thursday... so let's have the EGGS. Yes, today is what you have been waiting for... THE EGGTACULAR! Mike and Josh and Robb, cracking dozens of raw eggs on their heads, because you asked for it! Plus, Mike the cook, SCTV, the casino algorithm, men in war, and "faith is good". Now, please hand me that towel. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/...
Apr 02, 2026•1 hr 24 min
We offer you no pranks per se... but we do discuss pranks of the past and the "Fool's Rules". You can play head-games with a pitcher. Why is it fun to lie? Why is Josh at an Art Show? Robb recommends things to avoid... and remember 12 to a box. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 01, 2026•1 hr 26 min
It's a comedy extra! Josh and Robb get to sit down with Comedian/Actor/Good Guy Adam Ferrara and talk about the current status of stand up and how it got there. Plus, the comedic magic of families... and the Venus de Milo joke. Enjoy, and check out Adam at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse this weekend. www.adamferrara.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 31, 2026•32 min
He is... THE ENTREPRENEUR. Plus, some thoughts on alcohol and going to meetings. THE LENO LAW! Plus, life with dogs and printin' & shippin'. Watch out for Big Toilet! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 31, 2026•1 hr 22 min
It's just a story of a boy and his printer (CRASH!). Robb is on steroids, Josh loves his baseball, and Mike is shopping with the youngsters. Plus, Tiger, fobbs, Rob Schnider... and please buy a Holy Week egg. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 30, 2026•1 hr 24 min
"Klaatu Barada Nikto" Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 27, 2026•24 min
Does Mike hear... what he wants to hear? Josh and Robb are like brothers... they both like Costco and take pills the same way. Beware the conversational narcissist! Plus, Mike is the Handy Man... The Groove Tube... and, of course, "The Eggtacular". Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 26, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Mike goes to the ol' ballyard and proves that everyone has a story. Is Josh a control freak? Robb takes us to "The Vinyl Frontier", but why is he crying? Some advice to those who drive poorly... plus, our "Egg-cellent" Easter promotion (no yolk!). Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 25, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Bruise Newz! Mike has a medical update. All Hail Mr. Anderson! Do you know about the PE and the secret donuts? You will! A happy Spewak reunion... Josh's citrus scheme, and why do some folks put you on the defensive? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 24, 2026•1 hr 30 min
Monday, Fun Day, Robb is back at home day! But where is Cary? Mike's bicep does him dirty, Robb hits the casino, and Josh enjoys the legitimate theatre. Plus, what about the HDOs? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 23, 2026•1 hr 25 min
Did you know we now have Fudge Cutter shirts at tmos.store? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 20, 2026•27 min
Today's show is all over the place, from broken people to how we interact with family to Bob Barker allegations. This show is fire, it slaps, slays, and is fun you can count on that. Bet! Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 19, 2026•1 hr 24 min
We announce the 2027 TMOS Cruise, senior citizen benefits, robot dogs, laughter, veneers, and of course the world baseball classic Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 18, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Happy St Patricks Day! Wayne Newton comes to town. The weather is changing, Josh is in a mood, but how about that scream. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 17, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Today on the show, Robb is processing moving on, josh and Mike attend baseball games meanwhile we are all out on the Oscars but in on the World Baseball Classic Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 16, 2026•1 hr 26 min
Another Friday the 13th? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 13, 2026•33 min
Today on the show, 1 host is late, but is it because of another host? Also the World Baseball Classic is a lot of fun, Josh has a medical update, and what is your uniform? Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 12, 2026•1 hr 31 min
All aboard the great railroad. Do you really need a tease here? Robb picks up his dad, Mike picks up some chicken, and josh picks up never mind this bit doesn't work anymore. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 11, 2026•1 hr 27 min
Today on the show. Handy Mike attempts a pool repair, Josh goes to the doctor, the sumos are back and Robb embraces Publix Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 10, 2026•1 hr 24 min
Thank you for giving us that time off to process, we return thankful for HBS and the entire TMOS family. Robb is in mourning, Mike is a winner, and Josh is a true friend. Plus, decorate your potato, the smile ball will stop your tears, Josh's new car, and Mike tackles a project, see you at Olive Garden, fudge cutter. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 09, 2026•1 hr 29 min
TMOS Classic : March 5th 2026 Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 05, 2026•1 hr 21 min
TMOS Classic : March 4th 2026 Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince: https://quince.com/tmos Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Mar 04, 2026•1 hr 20 min