#49 - I Only Need 5 Years As President! - The Monday Minisode
Off the damn hook! You'll never find more madness in one episode!

Off the damn hook! You'll never find more madness in one episode!
What do you get when you cross pyjamas, stories, alcohol and a brand new year? You get the first crazy episode of the MIcs Are Open for 2021. The conversation ranges from Social Media, to edibles, to the hopes and fears for the future! Happy New Year and thanks for rocking with us! The best is yet to come. #AfricanPodcast #TheMicsAreOpen #KenyanPodcast...
Xmas is done and people want to talk! From Family Christmas's to Elsa Majimbo to CREATIVITY! It's a great listen!
You know what happens at the end of year office party, you get drunk, you dance with colleagues and you kiss your boss. Well none of this happened at our Xmas party but we have had to delete a lot of audio! One day we will release an episode called the Lost Files, but for now MERRY XMAS!!!
Find out how kids have raised Calvin's blood pressure. Andy admits to Sauti Sol Concert FOMO and G just want's everyone to die. Normal Day.
Why don't men hold men accountable? Why don't women hold women accountable? What happens when you send nudes to the wrong person? What are you getting us for Christmas? Would you let your pal use your house to have sex? The answers to all this and more on the Mics Are Open!
Banter central today as the trio unpack their respective weekends, assess if they'd be sad if their side chick left and deep dive into whether or not they'd be comfortable as a house husband.
Today we are live at the only OFFICIAL Adidas store and the conversation ranges from sneakers, to gifts, to World Cup memories to why Manchester United will always be a small club.
The boys are back in the building and are in fine form! This minisode ranges from new illnesses, to phone passwords, to trust issues! Don't forget the Mics Are Open Merchandise is Available at www.themicsareopenpodcast.com
Today the lads are back to normal and it's a conversation that ranges from careers, to people who don't pay back loans, to super heroes. The visuals are on YouTube. Enjoy!
We've always been honest with y'all. This episode is dark, with a few rays of sunshine. Enjoy.
Stop the World!! I cannot believe that G Money did that. This weeks episode is iconoclastic and other big words. The conversation meanders from taxes, to governance, to Gengetone and then it happens. G Money breaks the man code.
You cant ignore the fact that Safaricom is 20 years and the lads just had to invade Safaricom House to find out why Kenya's favourite brand is an integral part of Kenyan society and what the future holds as we "Twende Tukiuke" We caught up with Head of Brand Marketing and Communications and had a not so usual conversation! #TwendeTukiuke #TheMicsAreOpen #Safaricom...
The Monday conversation with the hosts of Kenya's Biggest Podcast! (We couldn't be bothered to write a description today)
You won't find a wider range of conversation than today's podcast. From dinosaurs, to Noah's Ark, to the Holy Books, to why someone had to put their DMs on private! It's mad!
Has anyone else noticed that Andy's Halo seems to be slipping? I mean, y'all know we are a wholesome podcast, but almost 2 years later, did you think that the title of this weeks podcast could be dedicated to Andy. Anyway, I've already said too much. Just listen.
This week we invited questions from you and answered as many of them as possible. From the time Calvin got suspended from work, to why people ghost, it's all here and a lot more.
From Work, To Feelings, To Dogs - Yeah, it's all here.
There's a lot of banter on this episode but theres a bombshell too. After 8 years, Calvin is leaving the morning show and thats a heavy conversation to have. The lads keep it real though, Eric Njiru passes through to explain his coffin fetish.
Today's episode sees the lads in a deeper mood. That's no reason not to listen though!
This week we celebrate Calvin's birthday and the drinks are flowing. We ask the question, is it okay to belong to the streets?, is it a fear of commitment or just the way it is. Also, how many pairs of boxers do you own? Interesting times ahead! Friend of the Pod, Ashley joins us as we tackle these not so pressing issues today!
Crazy convo to uplift your Monday Evening, the convo ranges from motorbikes, to HIV testing, to Accents. No other podcast is this random
Deep conversations this week as the lads seek to make sense of a crazy world. Are you tired of politicians, do you shower with your best friend? Two completely unrelated things lumped together to get your attention Still here? Well just listen.
It's Monday and it's time to chat shit and not get banged! It's your Monday Minisode!
YO!! The moment you have all been waiting for, Andy finally let's his guard down. Don't even read this description, just LISTEN!
Mondays are for random chats and stupidity. We are Mondays and Monday are us.
Andy is the MVP when it comes to cheating, that's all you need to know. The lads discuss monogamy and whether or not you can be friends with you Ex's new boyfriend. However, the crucial question is, what does any of this have to do with Lions? Guess you'll have to listen.
Laid back convo with your peeps today, from clubs, to covid, to ghosts to Donald Trump, this is a snapshot of the weekend just gone. Just 3 friends chopping it up.
The conversation ranges from which bank is best to bank with to Trump and Biden and everywhere in between. We also holla at all our Nigerian fam! Enjoy
The lads discuss the shortening of the curfew, the re-emergence of night life and why there is no covid in Mombasa LOL.