#05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode
10 MINS TO KICK START YOUR MONDAY!! ALL CAPS!
Mar 02, 2020•11 min
The Mics Are Open
A slightly skewed look at life through the lens of a group of radio presenters in Nairobi, Kenya. Every week G Money, Calvin, Neville, Ashley and Andy Young chop it up on topics that they probably have no expertise in, but some how it works! The Mics Are Open is a random journey that meanders through five very different lives. These guys are so good, you might even think that they are friends in real life!
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#44 - What The F - -k Is A Sister Wife???
This week its LIT!! G Money reveals what a "sister wife" is to the horror of Andy and Calvin. The lads discuss women marking their territories and of course THE CORONA VIRUS
Feb 28, 2020•46 min
#04 - We survived Syphillis, WTF is Corona? - The Monday Minisode
Do you know about the Tuskagee Syphillis Experiment? Well if you don't you gon' learn TODAY! Another crazy Monday Minisode!
Feb 24, 2020•10 min
#43 - Nobody's Wife Is Safe.
There's a new podcast record time and the lads aren't happy. Andy takes off his shirt to flex his imaginary six pack, Calvin tells us about cheat codes for single parents and G Money saves a friends marriage .. kinda.
Feb 21, 2020•40 min
#03 Where has all the Viagra gone? - The Monday Minisode
The lads are back with your Monday Minisode. Today they discuss plastic surgery in Kenya and the shortage of Viagra in Nairobi.
Feb 17, 2020•10 min
#42 - Andy has left the building and now we all need therapy :-(
The lads aren't happy today. It was announced that Andy would be leaving their morning show and it sparked a conversation about appreciation and how we handle change. Andy reveals what keeps him up at night and Calvin and G come to the realisation that it's just them again.
Feb 14, 2020•35 min
#02 Dead Presidents - The Monday Minisode
Time to kickstart your Monday with a small small injection of Madness. The Monday mini-sode this week touches on Moi's funeral and why Ruaka needs to be destroyed! Enjoy!
Feb 10, 2020•10 min
#41 The Triple P Edition (Pum-Pum, Porn and Positivity!!)
Back like we never left, this week the lads discuss whether they should be paying for Uber to import the gyaldem. We also touch on Kenyan porn use and end up with supreme wisdom from the ODB. It's a roller coaster! So strap in LOL
Feb 07, 2020•39 min
#40 Corona Can't Stop Us!
There's so much happening in the world right now and the 3 musketeers need to break it all down. This week the lads talk about the Corona virus, How tall Jesus was, underage preachers and Andy's Mom (who's HOT!! - Check his instagram)
Jan 31, 2020•34 min
#01 Smoke and Mirrors - The Monday Mini-sode
As promised the lads debut their Monday Mini-sode. It's like a snack to keep you going till Friday's edition of the Mics are Open.
Jan 27, 2020•10 min
#39 - Don't Leave Your Mom Around Me, True Player for real ...
The lads are in fine form today. G Money asks Calvin if he would accept him as a father in law, Calvin's toe sucking comes back to haunt him and Andy is considered a dark horse. Plus which country in Africa has the worst looking chicks?
Jan 24, 2020•44 min
#38 - Witch Doctor Vs Which Doctor
The boys go DEEP today and discuss everything from witch craft to men faking it .... financially. Calvin's mum is in the gym, G Money doesn't believe in black magic and Andy agreed with everyone LOL
Jan 17, 2020•36 min
#37 - Choke The Monkey Before World War 3
This weeks conversation ranges from hoodies to porn, Prince Harry to Pum Pum. G Money says he isn't afraid of World War 3, Andy hates porn and Calvin is mad about sleeping at your in laws house.
Jan 10, 2020•43 min
#36 Lingerie in the Living Room
This week the show comes from 2 cities. Nairobi and Accra. The lads discuss the festive season turn up and ask if people are really living in the moment. Calvin wants to rename January and And finds lingerie in G's living room ...
Jan 03, 2020•35 min
#35 Before I Got High
It's Christmas and the guys are in good form. Calvin discusses his Christmas Meal, Andy is facing a moral dilemma and G is laughing - A LOT - About the title, remember that famous song by Afro-Man? Well these guys had planned to record a podcast, but then .............
Dec 27, 2019•33 min
#34 We Belong To the Streets!!
Pre Christmas Madness with your crazy trio. Andy is naked in Ashley's house at 3am, Calvin belongs to the streets and G Money has to pick up a cheque by 12pm ... Random
Dec 20, 2019•36 min
#33 - Your Mom's Hot!
This week the lads celebrate the milestone of hitting 100000 streams. Calvin talks about care packages and good guys finishing last, G Money is brexit focused and talks about almost becoming a muslim and Andy wants to save more. Plus the usual banter!
Dec 13, 2019•46 min
#32 "I Love You, I Just Can't Say It!"
This week the gang wants you to know that they love you, the problem is, they don't know how to say it. We talk about toxic masculinity and how there's so much we need to unlearn.
Dec 06, 2019•39 min
#31 Bitch Better Have My Money!!
This week episode see the lads talking about how life has made all of us "internet content" - Summer Bunnies are told that they best have money when they come home this December!!
Nov 29, 2019•32 min
#30 "I Wouldn't Smash Your Ex ........ But"
This week it's a mix of real life and fuckery. G is pissed off about a work email, Calvin is examining his Body Count Profit and Loss for 2019. Andy is playing with his balls ... basketballs. Enjoy!
Nov 22, 2019•38 min
#29 "I promise!! I'm Not A Hoe!! I just have commitment issues"
The lads are back at it and this weeks podcast goes to some unexpected places. G Money is on the bench with Calvin and Andy playing psychiatrist. The conversation veers from dreams, to commitment issues to John Legends light "skinnedness" - You might learn something here. Stick around.
Nov 15, 2019•39 min•Ep. 29
#28 "You've Never Been Faithful, why start now?"
This weeks conversation goes from the intelligent to the banal .. as usual. G Money fresh from reading Things Fall Apart thinks he is Okonkwo. Andy knows the prices of dildos and Calvin wonders if he could be a second husband. Right.
Nov 08, 2019•40 min
#27 "Redeem Those Pum Pum Bonus Points"
This week finds the lads in a reflective mood. G Money drops a story that no one saw coming ... Calvin takes on dating women with kids and Andy is nervous about becoming an Uncle. This is the most vulnerable episode EVER!.
Nov 01, 2019•48 min
#26 Missionary Position Vs Backshot - A True Love Story
Everyone has been asking what happened to last week's episode .. Well we tell no lies here, listen to find out the truth. The lads are in good form today. Andy is still freaky, Calvin is still real and G Money is still broke.
Oct 25, 2019•44 min
#25 "If I didn't fap I could move mountains!"
This weeks episode is NUTS! The lads embark on conversations that move from whether Jesus had hoes for friends to what we could achieve if we didn't choke the monkey. Calvin tells us about his Mom's boyfriend and Andy is blowing peoples backs out. G Money asks when should you stop having sex .. Random as FUCK.
Oct 11, 2019•38 min
#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!"
This week the lads talk about whether it's politically correct to kiss after getting head. Andy wants to know how ladies feel when they have an orgasm, Calvin goes IN and G Money says don't use my razor to shave your pum pum ... Are you confused? So are we. Enjoy!
Oct 04, 2019•43 min
#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?"
This week the lads are up to their usual madness. Calvin announces his body count ... Andy wants "dirty talk" and G Money is hungover. Sounds like a recipe for madness .. and it is. Enjoy!
Sep 27, 2019•42 min
#22 "The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness"
This week the lads laugh their way through a hilarious episode. Calvin talks about becoming CALVINA, G reminisces about stupid shit done as a kid and how he snitched three times and Andy kinda wants to pierce his d**k
Sep 20, 2019•36 min
#21 - "Buy Your Own Data Bitch!"
The podcast is LIT! this weeks, Calvin discusses favourite porn sites while G Money wonders why the Over 30s are mad at him and Andy, well Andy just does Andy!
Sep 13, 2019•44 min
#20 "But Just In Case the Feds are Listening"
This week the lads come to you from the Boma Hotel in Nairobi. Calvin talks about girls who go missing for the weekend, G Money talks about using Find My Friends on the Iphone and Andy wants to be a passive weed smoker.
Sep 06, 2019•36 min
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