Once again we head to the phone lines for another classic voicemail episode! We take messages from our beloved listeners, including some long-time friends of the pod and some first time callers. Some of them are questions, and some contain pointed yet welcome feedback on our takes and past episodes. We talk about Michael’s diet, who we’d cast to play us in a movie about the podcast, best ways to eat potatoes, and more. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on...
Jul 24, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 314
Look to the sky and engage your T-circles—this week we’re talking about Superman! We dedicate this week’s episode to James Gunn’s DC superhero spectacular and the newest adaptation of this classic character. We cover the casting, action sequences, comic book elements and a whole lot more over the course of our discussion. And we make sure to hit all of the photon rivers, Mighty Crabjoys, and alien babies along the way. It’s another fun chapter in our superhero summer, and we hope you join us! Al...
Jul 17, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 313
“Hey, it’s cool man. I work in the warehouse. I’m cool! I’m hip and I’m jive, but I don’t care about nobody! Do you know who I am? Happy Halloween, jerk!” This week we’re drafting Darryl moments! Prompted by listener-suggestion (thanks Jim!) we go through and draft our favorite scenes, moments, and clips from Craig Robinson's run on the show. We do our best to show that he’s more than just smooth, mellow, soulful, and smart for warehouse. And if we know Darryl, it’s gonna be zoppity. Then we hea...
Jul 10, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 312
Grab your shield and put on your metal arm—this week we’re talking about Captain America: The Winter Soldier! Inspired by Sean’s polarizing takes on and a request from a listener, we dive into this Marvel classic from 2014. We go through the corruption, intrigue, and shield throwing that make up the movie, highlighting all of the USB drives, broken glass, and government spending that go into this thriller. Then we give out some Dundies and give some closing thoughts before we go back on ice unti...
Jul 03, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 311
Andy: “By show of hands, who thinks we’re a better couple than Jim and Pam?" Book another non-refundable deposit and moonwalk past accounting one more time—this week we’re talking about Andy and Angela! We dedicate this week’s episode to the unique and often hilarious pairing that takes place over seasons 4 and 5, culminating in the duel. We cover all of the story beats, things made of ice, and wedding planning that go into their relationship. And of course highlight all of the tuna kisses, kitc...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 310
Dwight: Wait. [holds up fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me? Jim: Yes.Dwight: [smiles] That's two things. This week is another Casual Thursday! Each host was supposed to prepare 2 things to discuss, but we end up covering a whole lot more. We talk about shows we wish would come back, which bear is best, topics for our own TED talks, and even do a mini-draft! Then we close out the episode with another unique listener-submitted trivia. Support our show and become a member of...
Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 309
Call us ASAP as possible—this week we’re drafting Michael’s malapropisms! We dedicate this week to the greatest hits of Michael’s botched, mistaken, and fumbled phrases over the course of the show. We had to stop at five rounds, otherwise this thing could’ve spiraled out of amok. Then we close out the show with a fun round of ‘before and after’ trivia sent in by a listener! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes...
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 308
Put down the Kurt Vonnegut and put on your helmet, you’re going in at quarterback as we watch Varsity Blues! Alex and Sean have never seen this high school football cult classic from 1999 that is also at the heart of Michael Scott’s movie Monday. We talk about the good, the bad, the insane, the toxic, and the ridiculous that go into this movie, making sure to highlight all of the broken noses, house parties, and whipped cream bikinis on the way to the end zone. Then in the Conference Room we ans...
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 307
Get in the skiff, museum space pod, or 737–this week we’re talking about The Last of Us and The Rehearsal! It’s an HBO double feature where we cover two different season 2s with high production costs and unique depictions of humanity. We start by highlighting our favorite and then less favorite parts of The Last of Us (7:05) before diving into what the future could hold for season 3 and beyond in the verdant green hellscape that is this version of Seattle. And then we pivot to The Rehearsal (39:...
May 29, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 306
"Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays." Once again it’s Casual Thursday, where we answer some questions submitted by our Scott’s Tots Patreon community! We talk about all sorts of topics, including best ways to prepare a potato, Dwight Schrute v. Ron Swanson in a survival competition, greatest middle school dance songs, and a lot more. And then we cl...
May 22, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 305
Head into the Conference Room and tape this notecard to your forehead--this week we're talking about Diversity Day! We dedicate this week to this all-time classic episode from season 1, along with the extra footage added in the superfan cut. We talk about all the storylines, including the diversity seminars, Jim's sales call, and Kevin's attempt at re-enacting the Chris Rock bit. And of course we highlight all of the diversity acroynms, Abraham Lincoln quotes, and tiny champagne bottles that go ...
May 15, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 304
Clean your guns and brace yourself for anything—this week we’re talking about The Last of Us and Marvel’s Thunderbolts*! Alex and Edwin use this episode to talk about the latest happenings in HBO and the MCU. We kick off with the first 4 episodes of The Last of Us, going through the season and asking out loud ‘what the f*** is going on in Seattle?” Then Edwin (the Marvel fan) talks to Alex (the Marvel skeptic) about Thunderbolts* and why he should give it a chance before closing out the episode ...
May 08, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 303
“I got your voicemail. And the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never.”“ "Pam, when’s the last time you lived so intensely your brain literally couldn’t hold the memories in?” We’re back with another voicemail episode! After a few weeks off from our favorite phone-in messages we spend a whole episode answering questions from our beloved listeners. And then to close out the show we have feature a part one of listener-submitted trivia! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on P...
May 01, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 302
Irene: Where’s the ring? Andy: Hm? Irene: Where’s the ring, Lancelot? Put some Gatorade on the boil and reuse that hot dog water--this week we're talking about Irene! We dedicate the first half of this episode to the lady who hires Erin as her live-in helper in Tallahassee. We talk about her tech savvy, her dynamic with Erin, and her grandson, Glenn, who got his foreskin stuck in some lawn furniture. Then in the second half of the episode we auction draft Season 4! We go through and bid to build...
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 301
Be quick—every hour we spend here is years back on earth—this week we’re talking about Interstellar! Sean has never seen this Christopher Nolan classic from 2014, so in a (slightly late) celebration of its tenth year anniversary we launch back into space to revisit it. We record a series of video messages talking about falling books, baseball fields in space, and corn. So much corn. So set your watch, put on your space suit, and strap in for this week’s episode! Support our show and become a mem...
Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 300
“How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Doris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I’d tell you" Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan. We dedicate this week’s episode (again) to Jan! She’s the corporate VP, Michael’s lover, Astrid’s mother, and the famed actress behind Jasmine Windsong. We go through her arc and character, discussing all the trips to Jamaica, baby shower renditions of ’Son of a Preacher Man’, ...
Apr 10, 2025•59 min•Ep. 299
“We want resolution, solid earth under our feet. So we take life into our own hands." We're popping up early in the week to break down the just-aired White Lotus Season 3 finale, along with our thoughts on the past, present, and future of the show. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We als...
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 298
This week is another Game Night! We welcome back long-time listener, contributor, and Patreon Scott’s Tot Haylee Brown for another fun game night episode. Haylee takes us through another round of hard hitting questions, would-you-rathers, and other fun topics for this grab bag episode. We talk about things like what we’d do if we won the lottery, irrational beliefs as kids, and a whole lot more. Like our last Game Night, it’s a lively, sprawling, and ridiculous episode that was a lot of fun. Sup...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 297
“Why are you a child?” “Because of when I was born.” Get in the elevator and prepare a message for your innie—this week we’re talking about Severance! We talk about the recent finale and the whole of season 2, covering all of the storylines, innie/outie romances, and ORTBOs that go into this season. And of course we also discuss all of the baby goats, copies of The You You Are , and grand paintings along the way. Then we head to the Conference Room where we reflect on the 20th anniversary of The...
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 296
Put on your knickers and grill up some steaks—this week we’re talking about Ben Franklin! We dedicate this full episode to this classic from season 3, going through all the storylines including the bridal shower, the bachelor party, and Michael’s institution of prima nocta. And of course we highlight all of the ruddy cheeks, tide detergent, and scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room to close out the episode with some listener-provided t...
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 295
This week is all about cinematic sequels! We dedicate this episode to naming the best movie sequels of all time, creating a Mt. Rushmore of all the greatest follow-ups and part 2s of the cinematic universe. Our conversation covers everything from beloved classics to MCU entries to animated movies, and in the end we finalize a top 4. Then we head to the Conference Room for a check-in on White Lotus! We discuss episode 4 of season 3 and share our favorite moments, predictions, and conspiracy theor...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 294
Oscar: I really have no preference. We don’t even have to have a party. Michael: No, hey, hey. Don’t be ridiculous. Of course we are going to have a party. A celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I want it to be Oscar-specific. Order some Thai food and uncork that Spanish red—this week is all about Oscar! Well, multiple Oscars. Well, both Oscar Martinez and the 2025 Oscars to be specific. We start the episode by discussing the news that Oscar Nuñez will be reprising the character of Oscar Marti...
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 293
"In nature, there is something called a food chain; it's where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business." Pull out your binoculars and get your clouds right—this week we’re talking about Prince Family Paper! We dedicate this week’s show to this classic episode from Season 5, covering both Michael and Dwight’s...
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 292
Put your phone in the bag and calm your chattering monkey mind—this week we’re talking about the White Lotus! We’re checking in for season 3 and unpacking everything from the first episode. We profile the different characters, discuss similarities with previous seasons, and make predictions for the season ahead. If a monkey uses a gun, you heard it here first. And of course we highlight all of the monitor lizards, surprise appearances, and weirdly sexual sibling dynamics that go into the episode...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 291
Oscar: So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer... Michael: I'll be six. This week we commemorate our sixth anniversary! And to celebrate this milestone, we announce some updates to the content and cadence of our show designed to help us evolve. We dedicate the full episode to talking about those changes and what they mean moving forward, along with mentioning some ideas and input from our Scott’s Tots Patreon community. Sincere thanks to everyone who has ...
Feb 13, 2025•55 min•Ep. 290
Michael: Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors. Pam: The professors would go to the parties? Michael: Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them. Grab your lunch, coffee, and notes about the microwave—this week we’re talking about the kitchen! We devote this week’s episode to the small space in between the bullpen and annex that ...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 289
Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam. Creed: Oh ho! Which one is Pam? Write a letter to your crush and put it in a teapot—this week we’re drafting Office crushes! We use the fantasy draft format to cover wide of crushes that take place over the show’s 9 seasons. And of course we cover all of the stolen glances, voicemails from Michael, and Sexy Tobys that go into those workplace infatuations. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about what we’d do if we fell into a Ryan Howard-esque sp...
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 288
“Here’s how I’m going to help out from now on. I’m going to not care, and I’m going to sit around and wait for Andy’s inevitable demise.” In honor of the release of the Season 8 Superfan episodes, this week we're talking about The Incentive! We cover all the storylines in this episode, including Andy getting a tattoo on the stern of the old SS Bernard, Darryl and Justine, and Kevin not saying many words when few words do trick. And of course we highlight all of the Dwight brownies, nickity-names...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 287
This week’s episode is an interview with writer/producer/director Brent Forrester! Brent is our first guest who worked on The Office—he worked on the show from seasons 3 through 9, with numerous writing, directing, and producing credits from that time. He’s also written for shows like The Simpsons, The Ben Stiller Show, King of the Hill, and more. Our conversation covers a wide range of topics, including the art of comedy writing, what it was like crafting some of our favorite episodes, and even...
Jan 16, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 286
"I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see." This week we go all the way back to the beginning—we’re talking about the Pilot! In the spirit of the new year and fresh off our rewatch of the BBC Office, we use this episode to look back at the very first episode of NBC’s The Office. We look at the first illustrations of our favorite characte...
Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 285
