McGrumble's Lament (by The Psypops)

Typing words with my fingers weak Internet lawyers here I seek Dislike my views told me to chew Something bitter now I'll sue you Oh the forums where I roam Critics there I call my home Can't take the heat when you reply Watch my lawsuits fly oh fly I'll sue you for a comment Can't handle your dissent Yeah I'll sue you for a comment Your fault your judgment spent My profile's thin but my rage thick Legal threats come oh so quick Block and mute now hear my plea In court you'll fight with angry me Petty fights on display bright Internet wars take my night You dared to call me a fool Courtrooms ready aim to rule I'll sue you for a comment Can't handle your dissent Yeah I'll sue you for a comment Your fault your judgment spent