Gimme Green (by The Flippants)

I'm a saint in a suit with my hand outstretched Holier than thou but don't forget to invest Preachin' the gospel of checks and cash Got my hands in your pockets while the good times last Sacrifice all I have for the Benjamin strain Teachin' life's a hassle best cured by gain I'm a humble servant to the almighty bucks Swallow my sermons while I drive your trucks Gimme green I'm so selfless Gimme green I won't be restless Gimme green it's purely painless Gimme green don’t be brainless Love and peace sure they’re fun to hear But I'd rather wax poetic on the finer side of gear My charity's bottomless a black hole of sorts Fill it with notes and I’ll build you resorts Generosity ain't my strong suit but I'm in the know Give me enough and I'll put on a show I'm the messiah of materialistic delights Blessing the masses with my money-fueled rights Selfless so selfless with my diamond crown Money rains down and I won't frown Bless the rich and say a prayer for the green Heaven's paved with gold 'cause I'm nowhere mean