Here we go! Spooktober season special show is finally upon us. This week Ron calls a man to have a scary conversation about sportsball, Ron has a lengthy conversation with a total nerd who was trying to do illegal things online, we deal with a man who has serious problems with his delivery driver and his racist son, we meet a very angry Italian man who is not happy with his airline, a lady who is terrified by the mere thought of going to other cities, we deal with an actual lady driver who made ...
Oct 28, 2025•3 hr 3 min
We are back in action baby and if you like classic longwinded complainer calls then boy do we have a show for you. This week Ron from the corporate office has to deal with a very angry airline passenger who for some reason does not like accepting $11 in compensation but wants to fight about it on the phone for a really long time, a man who booked a hotel in Isreal and was not happy with the conditions there and again wanted to do battle for a very long time about getting some kind of compensatio...
Oct 21, 2025•3 hr 9 min
This show is named after a true legend of the washer rental industry. God bless you Johnny. This week innocent beautiful Ron must face off against a man who only went and put the wrong doors on his refridgerator and caused it to not be running, thus ruining Hazel's whole joke. One man really wants to pitch his incredible ideas for vaginal interfaces on Mars to our specialist IT team. Poor Johnny Stag has some very weird noises coming from his rental washer. One man has to return his fitness watc...
Oct 07, 2025•3 hr
Welcome to another wild and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week Ron has to do battle with a very angry lady who accidentially booked her husband on a seperate flight to her, to a country that doesn't exist, on a date that doesn't exist. These things easily happen though, one man got very upset that an engineer didn't show up to his on time so he cancelled his whole Internet although he was a bit of a phoney, one lady is buying gym pants from China and cannot understand why things...
Sep 30, 2025•3 hr 7 min
Well it's finally happened, we've reached the point where AI is now talking for us and saying what it thinks we should say. Time to respect our new robot overlords. This week Ron handles a very sensetive situation involving a double murder in a rental car, one man is dismayed to get another call from Ron about his rental car, one person has serious problems with their Internet service, one man insists on keeping his old phone because it still works even though it doesn't work, one man finds out ...
Sep 23, 2025•2 hr 45 min
Well here we go it's Monday on Tuesday yet again. This week Hazel invades a meeting as fake Amy, one lady is not happy that critters chewed her box, one man gets upset because people won't pick things up off the floor for him, one man actually gets bummed on a plane, one man has no right buying tickets to sweet gentle Oasis, one man is very very upset that he got moved around at his baseball game and one man gets stuck in an infinite loop all because his wife was super rude to Ron. We also had a...
Sep 17, 2025•2 hr 59 min
I think Dale came up with this show name and I feel that it's appropriate for some of the callers today. This week poor innocent Ron has to deal with Ronny wearing the customer's dresses, one man is very upset with his grocery store experience, one lady gets upset when Ron suddenly turns into an AI mid call, one man just wants to tell us that he doesn't use his bank account, one man tries and fails to win free tickets, one lady destroys her couch cushions with her sheer girth, one man wants an a...
Sep 09, 2025•2 hr 55 min
Well it's Labor Day and I guess Ron has to celebrate that now. It was really hard to get people to pick up on a holiday and fight us but we managed it for you anyway. This week Ron shows a professional wrestler how to do his job properly, one man has terrible trouble with an out of control robot, one man really can't seem to stop breaking his own refridgerator, Ronny eats someone's takout, Ron completely disrupts some meets and one man causes another dramatic corporate incident over one little t...
Sep 02, 2025•2 hr 49 min
We're back baby! The weather may have cooled down but the show has not. This week Ron starts things off by getting into a heated debate about the privacy of someone's road, saves one lady from a very tacky wedding, chat's to a lovelly lady at the airport, one man is trying to actually spend his loyalty points which we no longer allow, Ron invents nano repair robots for car rentals, various people whine about their missing packages, one man has a dirty plane, one man has clearly not paid for his ...
Aug 27, 2025•3 hr 13 min
It's too damn hot but luckily that means the complainers are extra cranky, and boy are they extra cranky this week. Listen as Ron attempts to delay someone's flight for no reason, one lady goes on an entire adventure whilst attempting to prove that she isn't a robot, one lady has a complete meltdown because we won't give her an upgrade, one man has to call for help after an Internet installation issue takes a very dark turn with Scoby, one man doesn't like waiting in line at the store, Ron invit...
Aug 12, 2025•3 hr 3 min
Here we go again, sometimes I think these people don't want my sweet gentle help. Despite people not wanting to talk today we still made them. Poor old Ron has to suffer some very rude grocery store customers, a man who got very angry about his broken dishwasher, Ron joins the Roast Masters, one lady causes yet another delivery tradgedy with her constant complaining, Ron and Scoby talk to a real life NFL player if you can call him that and one man has terrible trouble trying to verify that he is...
Aug 05, 2025•3 hr 7 min
Here we go again. People are trying to uncancell Ron's cancellations and that just won't do. This week one man has a big beef with his insurance company, Ron becomes the son of the president and the head of the country's stupidest tech company, one lady gets very upset about her destroyed car, Hazel talks to a pervert, one man gets upset because he can't remember his password, one man pays way too much for a lamp, one man doesn't like me looking at his cameras, one lady tries but failes to cance...
Jul 29, 2025•3 hr 55 min
Well tonight was definitely a night for crazy complaining Karen's. We had no time for anything else except Ron doing battle with a man who got his Internet taken out by a storm, a seriously redneck grocery store customer, a man who wet his pants on a flight, a man who met the rudest flight attendant ever, a man who was missing his brand new Donkey Kong game, a lady who was very upset that her driver petted her dogs and ended herself up in Telecourt and a very racist man who really wanted his fri...
Jul 22, 2025•3 hr 12 min
Don't worry I do know you all. This week we're back to business as usual and we really had some crazy Karens lined up for you including a lady with a sweary name who was unhappy about her flight, one lady who was very angry that the weather was bad, Ron handles a complaint from 6 years ago, one man buys a really crappy electric vehicale and regrets it, Tyrone is back and stealing phones again, one person gets very upset about having to AI Verify themselves, one lady has even bigger trouble verif...
Jul 15, 2025•3 hr 28 min
Welcome to a special Metal Mondays With Macron in honour of Ron's recent trip to Ozzy Osbourne's final ever show, this week we decided to make everything metal! It doesn't get more metal than starting the show with old Grumpy Stan, we then had an awesome conversation between Ronathon and Jyan, one lady got stuck for a very long time on our brand new AI verification system, we meet another deadbeat parent, one lady is confused about how system outages work and we meet a lady who has a very seriou...
Jul 08, 2025•3 hr 14 min
Happy Canada Day everyone! It's probably a hot one where you are, it certainly is here. Some of the staff are even on vacation this week, we are too good to them. Despite all the celebrations Ron still manages to get into a terrible argument with a lady who simply couldn't get enough comfort on her flight, we have to tangle with a racist man who has a girls name, one man starts making some serious threats over a 2 hour delay, one lady is completely outraged that her delivery company left her pac...
Jul 02, 2025•3 hr 33 min
Well it finally happened. Our dialler machines deciced to break right as we were doing the first show of listener appreciation week. Despite all that nothing stops this train and we still managed to make a few funny prank calls happen and invited ourselves to a few very enjoyable meetings. This week company got very confused about being AI Verified, one man got real mad about a driver driving on his lawn, one man was a real jerk to Ron for no reason at all, one man thinks a delivery driver was t...
Jun 24, 2025•3 hr 43 min
Another week another whole bunch of crazy angry people. This week sweet gentle Ron goes up against Grumpy Stan accusing him of making prank calls, Mike Lindell not wanting to talk at all, a couple who have caused complete chaos over their storage needs, we accidentally cut of a dentist's Internet connection, one lady has mattress problems, one lady doesn't know if she wants her water delivered or not, one man is forced to take a horrifying message for his daughter, one man accidentally rents a v...
Jun 17, 2025•3 hr 1 min
This week's exciting show features a whole bunch of crazy people who really like complaining. First we check in with our new best friend Grumpy Stan, Ron checks on his Game Rooster, one man just can't stop moaning about his airline, we accidentally prank someone we pranked last year, worth it, one man has taken to stalking in order to get some hotel bonus points, one man can't underststand why you get a straw with a milkshake, one man doesn't see why he should have to feed his own child, one man...
Jun 10, 2025•3 hr 5 min
Uh oh it's another one of those crazy shows where everything went off! Today is international leave work early day but Ron is standing by you guys and sticking it out. This week he does battle with a lady who is willing to go to prison over french toast, a man who is too big for burgers, a man who just wants his boxes to be the right way up, Ron talks to Andy Kaufman, one lady has her dream vacation ruined by a broken phone, one lady really has trouble verifiying that she's human, one lady wants...
Jun 03, 2025•3 hr 10 min
It's a holiday everywhere but despite that we really got some crazy complainers going tonight including a couple with a fake broken stroller, a man who really wants a Switch 2, a man on a never ending crusade to get his $30, a man who didn't like his hotel stay, a man who couldn't find his boat, a man who was very upset by the images in our patented captcha verification system, a man who really needed a new pair of shorts for his trip, a lady who couldn't feed her children because the airport wo...
May 27, 2025•3 hr 5 min
People sure are stressed out with everything going on in the world right now because the complainers are super tense. Despire all that Ron still manages to get into an epic row with a business owner about his phone services, a man with a certain brand of terrible electric car, one man who can't stand 10 minute delays, one man who is planning an epic lawsuit about his rental car, Ron does battle with a blabby British woman, one man is very unhappy about surcharges, Ron attempts his expert diagnos...
May 20, 2025•3 hr 2 min
Do not say the K-Word otherwise one might show up and start yelling at you the day after Mother's Day. A bit like what happened to Ron when one lady yelled at him because of Scoby's failed delivery, one man gets all upset about a silly piece of cloth, Scoby creeps out a flower orderer, one couple end up in a serious Telecourt session when trying to get Ron fired, we meet a none talkative crackhead, one men is really flexing his pro membership, we make one lady bring our car back for threatening ...
May 13, 2025•3 hr 33 min
A big happy Cinco De Mayo everyone. We're celebrating in the usual style, by doing some funny prank phone calls for you all. This week Ron deals with an idiot who can't figure out how to click the day he wants to fly, we accidentally call an unhinged redneck lady, Ron tries to re-negotiate a big food contract, one lady doesn't understand that she isn't allowed to call us, one lady accuses us of being fraudulent, one man nearly gets into a Telecrout scanario trying to get Ron fired, one lady need...
May 06, 2025•3 hr 7 min
Well here we go again sweet gentle Ronathon just wants to help people and all he gets is abuse. Why is everyone so angry right now? This week one man makes a terrible mistake whilst trying to scam a free flight from his airline, one lady is real mad about her missing furniture, Ron takes on a fellow British man with a broken down car, one man gets his brand new phone stolen, one lady has some real problems with her local grocery store and we meet a completely insane lady who really wanted her pa...
Apr 29, 2025•3 hr 6 min
After Good Friday comes Bad Monday and boy are people angry today. One man suffers literally the worst flight of all time, one man is choking on his own rage about his electric go kart, one lady is fighting hard to get one good review for her business, one man is so bad at golf he needs a special machine to help, one lady wants to speak some jive about her leisure passes, one man is very angry about his flights and one lady simply HAS to drive an SUV, plus we joined a few meetings too! Thank you...
Apr 22, 2025•3 hr 4 min
Welcome back to Mondays with Macron. Now on a Monday too! This week it's all about the complaints as Ron tries to help a lady who's hands are too hot for her new phone, one lady accidentally orders medium rare chicken, one lady has her ticket account hacked and used to purchase baseball tickets, a very rude banchode yells at Ron just because he is being charged too much, we meed a rednack with Internet problems, one man really doesn't like his local grocery store, one man gets sexually assaulted...
Apr 15, 2025•3 hr 6 min
A lof of terrible rumours have been going around that this show happened on a Tuesday. This is fake news. Mondays With Macron is always on a Monday and I won't hear otherwise. This week listen to me deal with a man who got erectile dysfunction from drinking too much cherry soda, one man is bitching about having to make an emergency landing, one man can't understand why there are no cars left for him, one man has been molested by his phone company, we deal with a couple of idiots who got themseve...
Apr 09, 2025•3 hr
We might be ridiculous but we are back in action and it's business as usual. This week Ron must contest with a very angry couple of cable customers, one man really cannot wait for his Internet installer to arrive, one man has big problems with his plane seat, Ron deals with a real BoBo, one man tries to steal our rental car and not give it back, one lady refuses to discuss her many problems, one man is getting screwed over by his employer, one lady really needs to do her makup on her flights and...
Apr 01, 2025•3 hr 6 min
Here it is you guys finally The Macronathon 2025 in all it's glorly. Complete with technical problems, copyright issues and whatever else you want to throw in there too. Way too much going on in this show for a brief description but do make sure you join our membership to listen to the final 5 hours of this amazing show which was full of crazy surprises and stuff not suitable for the general public! A big thank you to everyone involved for the last 10 years of mayhem! Thank you to all the people...
Mar 31, 2025•5 hr 15 min•Ep. 2