Macron And Deloris Get Unprofessionable – 07/23/17 This week’s show just features Macron backed up by supervisor Deloris. Don’t worry though because we got some classic calls this time. Yet again Macron tries to handle the business of dealing with all the Internet’s complaints, from bad fast food to missing mail orders we have it covered. No matter how reasonable we try to be these people just don’t seem to appreciate our efforts. One particular lady told us her entire life story and despite hav...
Jul 23, 2017•3 hr 39 min
Deloris Clydetoris Handles The Business – 07/15/17 Sorry for the short break there! This show featured Macron, InkedGoddess, Jeremey from Corporate and our latest addition Deloris Clydetoris (she drives a Taurus) handling a multitude of complex complaints and problems from our secret underground corporate office lair. This time we dealt with more messed up food, broken laptops, incorrect orders and a redneck who couldn’t get a darn loan. We also gave birth to an awesome new character called Delo...
Jul 15, 2017•4 hr 53 min
Complainers Killers And Crackheads – 07/01/17 Another crazy show featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and for the first time Diesel! Once again we focus on resolving all the world’s complaints. From bad internet providers to shoddy fast food we have it all covered. This time around Macron killed Jeremy yet again, and then chopped up his body to put on pizza, the customer was only concerned with getting her refund though! We also tried to get multiple crack heads fighting at fast food joints, atte...
Jul 01, 2017•6 hr 37 min
Fidget Spinners And Cuckoldry – 06/24/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess mostly dealing with a whole host of different complainers. We got some awesome results this week, from bad food to undelivered fidget spinners this show has it all. We even rounded things off with a call to a cuckolding life coach, no I’m not making that up! We also called a few crazy people selling random things on Craigslist including Mystic Mitch the magician, who was kind of a jerk actually. I just want ...
Jun 24, 2017•6 hr 44 min
Faulty Muffin Balls – 06/17/17 Another epic show, this one filled to the brim with controversy and great calls. We had some absolutely awesome complainer pranks in this one, from faulty muffins, bad food and terrible service to more marijuana and security issues in hotel rooms this show had it all. I even left the stupidly controversial call to Scotty’s mother in which I take no credit for at all. Thank you so much to all the generous people who have donated recently to make even more shows happ...
Jun 17, 2017•6 hr 4 min
Vote For The Macron Party – 06/10/17 Following on from the British election another crazy show for your ears! Featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr. Charles and for the first time ever Mr. Smokey McPot. In this show we focused exclusively on the never ending list of complainers we have to deal with and got some excellent results! Whether you have a complaint about your pizza, Internet, shopping or just life in general we have you covered! Sadly our favourite racist motel owners seems to have g...
Jun 10, 2017•5 hr 48 min
Quality Cuckwear And PC Repair – 06/03/17 The most ridiculously long show in a very long time! Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. On this show we call up a whole heap of complainers, a few stores and of course our favourite motel. We had some good results and I tried to keep the length of this show down by editing out the breaks and stuff. The main reason for the length of this show is the last call, which lasted for several hours! We called a lady who was complaining about her antivirus no...
Jun 03, 2017•7 hr 44 min
The Fate Of The Furious – 05/28/17 They tried to stop this show but they couldn’t do it! This was one of the craziest shows in a long time. Featuring Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess we started the show with a rundown of this week’s crazy people, which turned out hilarious. We then checked in with the Sea Tac only to find out that some helpful listener has changed their voicemail for us. I think at this point we’ve made it way too obvious to them who we are lol. We then proceeded to get a whole bunc...
May 28, 2017•5 hr 32 min
Cucking At The Bridge Club – 05/21/17 A shorter show this week and no longer on the stupid schedule. So to be honest with you guys I got a little stick of having to make the exact same show time every week, it becomes kind of a chore. We’re now going back to the good old days of just doing shows whenever we feel like. You can expect shorter but more frequent shows from now on and hopefully they will be even more fun! This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess calling up some classic complai...
May 21, 2017•2 hr 44 min
Bill Gates’ Boston Pancake – 05/13/17 This show title says it all! This episode features Macron (duh!) Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess. This week we started with some of our regular Twitter complainers. Then, for some reason, we decided to call everyone in Bill Gates’ neighborhood because of course that’s a great idea. Don’t worry though because none of us definitely lives there. Ahem. As usual we managed to get yelled at by Karl and the Sea Tac Crest and did some funny calls to other motel ro...
May 13, 2017•5 hr 21 min
Vive La Macron – 04/29/17 Just another silly show, in celebration of Macron being about to win the French Presidency Macron, Ben (AKA Jeremy), InkedGoddess and Dr. Charles decided to call up a bunch of French Restaurants and try to introduce the world to French swear words instead of Indian ones this week. Dr. Charles of course back from his stint in jail after botching Ben’s surgery. As well as messing with the French we of course checked in with our favorite racist motel owners (Poor Karl was ...
Apr 29, 2017•5 hr 17 min
Cucking On Gas – 04/22/17 Another stupidly long show, mostly thanks to our new friend Ralph the Redneck. This show featured Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess. Ben once again wanted to host a cuckold party so we did our best. We started with our usual Twitter complainer customers, we then moved on to some restaurants, hotels and motels (obviously including our favourite racist motel!) and then did some classic Craiglist calls which is where we met our new pal Ralph the Redneck who wanted to talk to us...
Apr 22, 2017•7 hr 24 min
The Great United Easter Hoedown Throwdown – 04/16/17 This show featured Macron and InkedGoddess only, Ben is recovering from a botched enlargement operation carried out by Dr. Charles who is also currently in jail for malpractice. We are hoping they will both be back in time for next week’s show. In this episode we celebrated Easter by taking advantage of the recent United controversy over the passenger who was forcibly thrown off an overbooked flight and called up a bunch of their customers who...
Apr 16, 2017•4 hr 48 min
Barackron – 04/01/17 Another crazy and epic long show this time featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess, Dr Charles, Jones and a special cameo from Barack Obama! Happy April Fools Day everyone! In this show we interview Barack Obama, we deal with recent controversy over United Air and passengers wearing leggings / yoga pants. We then go on to cause utter mayhem for another bridge club, had great success in messing with our regular weekly favourite racist motel owner and we finish things off by doing...
Apr 01, 2017•6 hr 59 min
Scientrollogy – 03/25/17 A very special show featuring Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben, InkedGoddess and we were joined by Mr. Mike Rinder , former member of the Church of Scientology and star of Louis Theroux’s My Scientology Movie as well the TV series Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath ! We were honoured to have Mike on at the start of the show for an exclusive interview where we talked not only about Scientology but also comedy and life in general and a few other surprises. It was an amazin...
Mar 25, 2017•5 hr 26 min
The Macron And Dr Charles Murder Suicide Incident – 03/18/17 Oh boy where to start with this one. This show featured Macron, Ben, Dr. Charles and David K. We started by calling our favourite racist motel owners and quickly moved on to our usual weekly batch of Twitter complainers and ended in complete tragedy. Basically the story goes that a certain airline customer named Stephen had made some very negative comments about his flight experience and Ben called up, obviously to try and resolve the ...
Mar 18, 2017•4 hr 54 min
Revenge Of The Complankers – 03/13/17 I’m not even sure where to begin with this show as I’m still kinda speechless. We decided to do a bonus extra show this week as we still had lots of numbers left over and a little extra time on our hands, and I’m sure glad we did. This show featured Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and InkedGoddess AKA The Dream Team. We started by calling a bunch of Twitter complainers, messed with our favourite racist hotel owners and caused chaos at some other random hotels. We a...
Mar 13, 2017•4 hr 54 min
Complankers – 03/11/17 Wow this show really got away from us. Far too long and far too crazy. Once again featuring Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and the return from the dead of Dr. Charles! We started off with a bunch of Twitter complainers and somehow moved on to restaurants and calling our favourite racist hotel owners. We did get some good Comcast complainer results including a lengthy and lurid incident involving a technician and a customer’s housemate and a self proclaimed Uber hacker. We also ...
Mar 11, 2017•7 hr 18 min
The Big Comcast Fight Incident – 03/04/17 Oh wow, probably my favourite show in a long time simply because of the last call, skip to around 3 hours 30 minutes to hear the epic firing of Jeremiah and the terrible fight at Comcast! This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess once again handling some Uber calls and some awesome Comcast / cable complainers, all culminating in the most epic prank to date, the fistfight between Ron and Jeremiah at Comcast. So much fun was had on this show, I want ...
Mar 04, 2017•4 hr 12 min
The Uber Cuckold Experiment – 02/25/17 This show features Macron, Ben, InkedGoddess and the first ever live appearance from Motherf*cker Jones himself! We tried a little experiment with placing a Craigslist ad for people to cuckold our wife, with mixed results. We also had some awesome complainers this time focusing on the current Uber debacle and got some amazing reactions, one guy was literally shaking with rage after being insulted by AT&T and Samsung at the same time! There was much more...
Feb 25, 2017•4 hr 58 min
Cuckold Comcast Complainers – 02/18/17 This show features Macron, Ben and InkedGoddess as well as whole lot of Twitter Complainers! We got a lot of great calls in this show which was on a little later than planned while Macron fixed his stupid computer. We now have the ringing sound back when we make calls which makes things a whole lot better, no thanks to Skype. This show includes a guy whose family look at transvestite during the middle of the night, a very angry ‘plus sized lifestyle blogger...
Feb 18, 2017•3 hr 51 min
The Pre Super Bowl Washout – 02/04/17 I named this show after only just realising the Super Bowl is tomorrow and because hardly any of the complainers we called picked up. We shall make up for this with a new Super Bowl special show tomorrow. This show featured Macron, Ben, Inked Goddess, Marvici from Marvici’s Madhouse and sadly just a special announcement from Dr. Charles that he is retiring from the show for good. We love you Dr. C, you had a great run and we hope to have you back as a guest ...
Feb 04, 2017•3 hr 43 min
Trump Day – 01/21/17 Happy Trump Day! Well I just don’t know where to begin with this epic show. To start with I should mention that Macron was suffering from a concussion from an accident a couple of days ago and high on pain killers and somehow still managed to deliver and amazing show. This one features the new Macron Dream Team of Macron, Dr. Charles, Ben and Inkedgoddess. We started things off with a lot of politics and general chat. We officially launched the first ever Macron Show competi...
Jan 21, 2017•6 hr 9 min
Friday The 13th With Macron – 01/13/17 Happy Friday the 13th everyone! This show featured Macron and Ben Franklin (who fell asleep in the middle of a call!). To celebrate Friday the 13th we called a huge list of Twitter complainers and brought them lots of good luck with their issues. We had some really fantastic calls on this show, thanks to InkedGoddess who has now officially joined the Macron team as our chief number finder and social media manager. Really grateful for all the effort put in t...
Jan 13, 2017•3 hr 54 min
Merry F*cking Christmas From Macron Part 2 – 12/25/16 Macron returns for another dumb Christmas Day show. This time featuring Ben Franklin and Mr. Cheeky himself. This year had very little to do with Christmas and was mostly about calling up restaurants on Christmas day and wasting a lot of people’s time. This show features lots of restaurant calls as well as some hotels and a surprise call from InkedGoddess! Happy Christmas and shut the f*ck up now! – Love Macron
Dec 25, 2016•5 hr 28 min
Ronald Trump’s Halloween Massacre – 10/29/16 This show features Macron and Dr. Charles celebrating Halloween together obviously dressed as Donald Trump. We call a bunch of potential Trump supporters, attempt to deal with some complainers, including a few old classics, and we eventually move on to some hotel related mayhem. This was just one of those shows where nobody wanted to pick up. We called a bunch of old people at a gated community and not a single one answered. We did still manage to hav...
Oct 29, 2016•3 hr 8 min
Macron Is Not Dead – 10/05/16 The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated! Macron Is Not Dead! This show featured Macron and JagTV causing our usual blend of havoc, firstly with some Twitter complainers, then a couple of Wafflehouses and then utter mayhem at some long stay hotels. Macron had to take a little break to get some things in order, but the Macron Show is far from done yet! Hope you all enjoyed this show, thanks to everyone that listened live and supported us. We hope to be b...
Oct 06, 2016•2 hr 53 min
The Wontonathon – 08/29/16 Another special show dedicated to helping our cat buddy Wonton and his campaign featuring Morgan and Macron. In this lengthy show we made many brand new live prank calls including calls to apartment managers about our cat problems, calls to Craigslist sellers including one incredibly creepy banchode who thought he was meeting my wife for . We also hosted some live rap battles featuring the one and only Tyree Sneed, who was not too happy about losing to an amateur and m...
Aug 29, 2016•4 hr 46 min
Save Wonton – Part 1 – 08/28/16 A very special emergency show! This is a very special show to help our buddy Wonton, Mistress Morgan’s beloved cat who is very sick right now. We needed to raise as much money as possible to help with his medical bills. On this show we played back some classic calls and made some brand new live calls including Waffle House’s, convenience stores and hotels, with some hilarious new ideas such as veterans of World War 3 and trying to book a room for Octember. We also...
Aug 28, 2016•3 hr 50 min
Deltagate – 08/13/16 The Deltagate special show! Featuring Macron (obviously!) Dr Charles, JagTV, Mistress Morgan and the return of Llama. In this show we decided to take advantage of this week’s computer meltdown at Delta airlines by harvesting a whole bunch of people complaining about them on Twitter. We had some very successful calls and possibly made things a whole lot worse for Delta, including telling one lady that Delta was attacked by Chinese hackers, her plane had been repaired with duc...
Aug 13, 2016•4 hr 47 min
