My Wife Is A Little Slow Welcome to August people and as usual we have a bumper crop of idiots to see in the new month. This time it’s a very cruel lady who does not want to donate her order to charity, we try to convince and elderly woman that she took our sleeping tablets and entered into some Total Recall like experience, we get into a very bitter dispute with a religious jewellery buyer, we meet an Xbox customer who wants to upgrade to the “shower scene” edition of NBA2k and we meet a man wh...
Aug 03, 2020•3 hr 30 min
Weather Station 4000 In another silly edition of Mondays With Macron as well as the obvious fresh goosing of a potential Twitch streamer we meet another person who changed their travel plans due to some unknown worldwide virus, a lady who is anxiously awaiting her test results, Tyrone gets a new golf mat, some crazy guy wants US to fix his broken car, some lady cannot activate her bank card and we keep charging every time we escalate things to another supervisor, and we have a lot of them. There...
Jul 27, 2020•3 hr 44 min
No, I Said NO Another bumper Mondays With Macron full of weird and wonderful people. This time around we meet a man who has some kind of weird problem with all his bank charges, a horny silver haired dating site customer, a REALLY angry family who want to have their car parts delivered to THEIR address, we get a visit from the good Father, find a woman who got stray dog eyelashes for her birthday, a man who for some reason doesn’t want to pay Tyrone’s phone bill and a family of hillbilly’s who d...
Jul 20, 2020•3 hr 29 min
Peter Venkman Prank Caller Well in this show Ron literally gets busted (badum tish) when it is discovered by a real life mafia gangster that he is in fact Peter Venkman from New York it’s a long story but don’t miss it. We also talked to a Dollar Shave Club customer who for some reason didn’t want to pay money every month just to cancel, a Plenty Of Fish user who does not want to upload nudes, Ron gets into a fight with a real life champion boxer, we ban some snot nosed kid from Xbox Live, argue...
Jul 13, 2020•4 hr 2 min
Firing My Cyber Hip Pew! Hi everyone how ya durrrin? In yet another crazy show we meet a cybernetic prostitute who wants us to make a movie of her life, we get yelled at a lot by a very angry Fashion Nova customer, poor sweet gentle Smiley Homey gets yelled at for trying to raise money for charity, we meet a mother who’s son has itchy scalp who can’t seem to operate the automated telephone system, we meet a lady who is not happy with her Catholic dating service and certainly not happy with our i...
Jul 06, 2020•3 hr 21 min
Cancel In this weird and wonderful edition of Mondays With Macron we meet a man who we THINK wants to cancel his service, even though we try our best to stop him. We also meet a woman with a very very special level of intelligence who REALLY wants her new bank card, a dating site customer who cannot understand why he is single, a lady who had to pay extra to Uber for being pretentious, another lady who accidentally donated all her money to Donald Trump, a guy with a serious pest problem and many...
Jun 29, 2020•3 hr 53 min
Faded Shades Hey everyone and welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron. In this episode we meet a stupid preachy man who is devasted that his $300 sunglasses have faded a little, some very aggressive Amazon customers, a very angry man who does not understand what a 90 day return policy means, and another skinflint who doesn’t want to pay our massive charges just to update his phone number. In an amazing twist we also got a listener to go over to Kevin’s house to deliver his birthday gifts...
Jun 22, 2020•3 hr 59 min
I Am A Security Expert Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their cooker, a lady who tried to claim a lifetime iPad warranty from Radio Shack and a complete idiot who just ordere...
Jun 16, 2020•3 hr 41 min
Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our ki...
Jun 08, 2020•3 hr 20 min
Goose Abuse The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them . The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dresser and helped with another Boxycharm subscription, and many more. We also got Kevin to sing a bra...
Jun 01, 2020•3 hr 24 min
Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20 It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we played Sea Of Thieves until we all passed out. I left the Sea Of Thieves audio attached to the end of t...
May 30, 2020•5 hr 52 min
Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20 Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a nice lady to never use Amazon again, had THE Super Mario take a call for us, spoke to Louis from Fa...
May 26, 2020•3 hr 41 min
Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20 First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight Ron tries to set up a lady with Lenny, Kevin calls our new voicemail system to sing a song, some la...
May 21, 2020•4 hr 3 min
Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20 Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered from, a dating site customer who spent all his money trying to find a match, a couple who’s VERY ex...
May 11, 2020•4 hr 35 min
Ray’s Goose – 04/27/20 We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone system, some dating site customers who were very upset, a lady who didn’t want to donate to lease a bus for s...
Apr 27, 2020•5 hr 43 min
The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20 This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new computer, which is way better than Ray’s, so that we could get back to business straight away. Myself and ...
Apr 24, 2020•5 hr 11 min
If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20 In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Research, that was awesome! Also please ignore any technical glitches if watching the video streams, had ...
Apr 13, 2020•4 hr 12 min
Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20 Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get an extra 2 shows every week please subscribe to our Patreon! Thank you as always to our kind supporte...
Apr 12, 2020•4 hr 41 min
The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20 Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny complainers including people not happy with the spread of Coronavirus at their favourite steakhouse, a ma...
Apr 06, 2020•4 hr
Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20 So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few minutes but it was still kinda funny. Despitefrom Jolo completely f*cking everything up, Restream gett...
Mar 30, 2020•2 hr 49 min
Ron Fights Back – 03/23/20 Despite being actually diagnosed with the stupid Coronavirus and barely being able to speak Ron digs deep in order to slaughter a bunch of unsuspecting people. This week was a strange one because initially Ron was feeling too sick to do anything and wanted Ray and co to run things, but less than an hour in the control freak side came out and he just took right over again. This show was weird in some other ways too, we are living through some unprecedented times right n...
Mar 23, 2020•4 hr 45 min
St Patrick’s Day In Quarantine – 03/17/20 Welcome to a very special show that was literally planned at the last minute. It is St. Patrick’s day and all the pubs have been closed due to Coronavirus. We have therefore decided to open Virtual Pub and keep you entertained throughout this crisis as promised during our announcement yesterday. In this show we host the very first Macron Show Virtual Pub Quiz which was a great success. We also called a huge amount of complainers and got some awesome resu...
Mar 17, 2020•5 hr 13 min
Everyone’s In Quarantine – 03/16/20 Hi everyone, firstly if you’re watching this show on the website the YouTube link is for part 1 of the show. We got attacked by hackers after talking about the Coronavirus and had to restart the stream, but the first part is important to see as it contains a very special announcement from Ron. The rest of the show got way, way out of hand. Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent try to keep things under control whilst calling some really ins...
Mar 16, 2020•5 hr 15 min
Meatball Timberlands – 03/09/20 Here we go again, this show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent as well as a whole host of the Internet’s finest and freshest complainers. This time around we get a lady who keeps getting her mail stolen every time she buys sneakers, a man who kept opening multiple dating accounts to meet Jewish women, an Amazon customer who simply does not want to pay for our amazing service, we are forced to fire a lady from her job in fast food b...
Mar 09, 2020•3 hr 46 min
The Unappropriate Solution To A Time Machine Problem – 03/02/20 Wow another show that got utterly and totally out of control. I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and JustDewit take on one of the largest steaming piles of pure complainer nonsense that’s ever been tackled on this show. Right at the start we get a guy fired for live streaming people’s medical data at work, we then move on to a bunch of crazy people with missing orders, some very ang...
Mar 02, 2020•5 hr
Complaining About Complainers – 02/24/20 So we’ve had a few complaints here at the corporate office that we haven’t been doing enough complainer calls lately, which is ironic. Just don’t come crying back to us when there’s a bunch of women peddling cheap Chinese jewellery all over the place. In this show Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Brent, Munch, and JustDewit call a whole bunch of crazy and angry complainers just to satisfy your never ending thirst for blood. This time we charge a guy $69 just to chan...
Feb 24, 2020•4 hr 29 min
Tig Ol’ President Bitties Day – 02/17/20 Apparently it’s President’s Day. We didn’t find this out until after the show had started however please assume that that Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned, Munch_Magash and Britney meant to do a special holiday show just for you guys! In this show we mostly completely disrupt and annoy really stupid people selling cheap tacky jewellery on Facebook Live and get some great results. We also ruin some conferences, catch up with life in the Manhole and get r...
Feb 17, 2020•4 hr 35 min
Ron In Quarantine – 02/10/20 After contracting a mysterious virus Ron is taken away to an undisclosed location by some shady government men and locked up in quarantine. Despite this minor setback we did try to make a regular show go ahead but it ended up being disrupted by weird nurses in hazmat suits and some kind of zombie apocalypse. We did still manage to get some good complainer calls in and disrupted more than a few conferences. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by next week, but...
Feb 10, 2020•2 hr 7 min
Drax Vs The 49ers – 02/03/20 Another one of those shows that really got out of control for some reason. In this episode Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned and DownSouth take on a bunch of complainers, including one guy who sure would make a great voice actor in something! We also shut off some more services for ungrateful phone customers, give out some fantastic advice about managing your online account, sort out some good delivery issues and much more. We also completely disrupt some conference...
Feb 03, 2020•3 hr 56 min
What A Wonderful – 01/27/20 This show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and for the first time ever on a live show IGotMunsoned. This is yet another show that really got out of control in places. We got yelled at by a lady who did not want to be charged for service from Microsoft, we made a guy sing for $20,000, we disconnected some ungrateful people’s phone services, Ron calls into a radio show to talk about the host’s moustache and we get Kevin to perform a brand new song for us live (whils...
Jan 27, 2020•3 hr 35 min
